technoblade vs the french language
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- Опубліковано 3 бер 2017
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Will I add you as a friend? NO, PLS STOP ASKING LOL - Ігри
Make a French title
Pyrospower i can talk french so i get what he was saying and he is actually bad xD
me to
+Nathan Ceuppens moi aussi je suis du Quebec, Canada
yep, moi aussi chu qc
Ordigamer aye moi aussi!!
3yo Techno: pvp against children
adult Techno: pvp against children
When you get maxed out in a game then go back to the first level.
@@birdheavy311 BABY PUNCHING MARATHON!!
Nothing has changed!
Lol
@Macky Pitalgo and @Tristan Popken you guys are going inder r/cursedcomments
"I heard a nerd"
"I *distinctively* heard a nerd"
Techno can distinguish between nerds and non-nerds by their sound patterns
his skill is both terrifying and hilarious.
takes one to know one 0-0
It isn't a skill because everyone's a nerd
he has personal experience
@@Nugcon tru
This had to be one of my favorite videos from Techno, it feels unreal that he’s gone… but he will always live in our hearts. Rest in piece wherever you are o7
rip the king
RIP Blood God,
now massacring french orphans with Sun Tsu
(not to be that guy but its peace)
@@mr_pigman1013 be the english major he wanted us to be
o7
Hi Technoblade, even though your gone i just wanted to say that you impacted my life forever. This was one of the first videos I watched and it’s a video i often rewatch whenever I’m sad or just feeling down. I love you and rip.
Same here
o7
I just watched my first video of his which is this one and I don't know how to feel
o7
this was my first techno vid i watched
Technoblade casually tell his life story while murdering people in the background
ikr
Dioxide *quality contentttt*
Two more people and you get 10000
Basically the entire movie “Joker”
The story is background music. Beautiful
Technoblade, training for 1v1's since the age of 3
Lol
He never said it was his first 1v1 lol
Wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't
NasH The Gamer lll
@@mrspupolot9862 oh sh**
Hearing his lively voice again, it's as if he is still with us.
I loved watching these skywars videos. Coming back for the good memories
Same ;-;
Dream vs Technoblade: *Broke*
Technoblade vs the french language: *Woke*
anyways GOD wins EVERYTHING
Ayyyy I was the 700th like.
911 Likes
Yo dream v techno all that time techno said pog can u not understand techno was sleeping and he had tommy take over his spirit (who’s weaker than technos spirit) but techno v the French language he blew up 5 universes sadly but techno eventually killed the French language cuz TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES.
*deeep* 😔
The first story:
I just realized that techno has been beating children up since his birth. Born a Legend
Gods are born not made
Am I right?
@@Luna-lq1jn he is more than a god then
So he is the second worst thing that ever happened to those orphans.
Haha, you think hes beating children... THEY ARE ORPHANS
@@bigchungusdriplord2301 Techno's first ophan-beat up. At 3 years old... I'm proud of him ^^
Always seem to come back to these skywars videoes from time to time
I watched these when they came out so sad
Rest in peace big guy... For always engraved in our hearts
"I was 3 so the slightest amount of adult intervention and I just get gg 10 easy comboed montaged"
John Rust He was literally speaking that as soon as I saw this comment.
@@pancakespaceprogram4059 SAME LOL
Man i laughed at this for a solid 2 minutes
its been 2 years and i still think about this every day
@@pancakespaceprogram4059 BRUH I GOT HERE ~2 seconds before he said it xD
The french guy was a dream stan who time travelled back to try and kill techno before he could win the duel
Bruhhhh
hello some guy who escapes prisons
French is a dream Stan?
WAIT!!! What if the baby was dream????
what's up checkmark
One of my all-time favorites… Thank you King. 👑
it hurts...
0:02 Getting pants is such an achievement that it even has a background sound effect
I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ahahaha underrated comment
You're right XD
I DIED XD
LMAOOOOOOOO
The only French sentence I know after a year of French is "Je suis une chaise" or in English terms "I am a chair" :))
U r a chair I guess
Same but mine was je ne comprand pas :'
I took Spanish and that is “yo soy un tija” i probably butchered it but what are you gonna do
J’mappelle atrief
Le weekend dernier je suis aller an cinema Avec mes amis (last weekend I went to the cinema with my friends) (I know more French btw)
Watching this when Techno just passed. Clearly in this video you can see that “Technoblade never dies”, because he will live on in our hearts and the game of minecraft forever. RIP Techno🕊
So long techno. You will be remembered for eternity .
"I heard a nerd."
*-Technoblade, 2017*
BARZ
i heard technoblade say this just as i read this comment 10 months in the future
I READ THAT AS SOON AS HE SAID IT AHAHA
Oh no I heard something worse....... TECHNOBLADE WITH STRENGTH
Techno blade neva die.s
"what country literally shares a border with California... France!"
Technoblade 2017
Shoot I thought it was Russia.
Wilbur is very disappointed
If he'd told me that earlier, I could have visited Silicon Valley during my last holiday hat France
@Nish The Great not even californian, you're just the U.S. State of California
well technicly he's right, omaha beach is consider as an US territory in France
I can’t hear his voice without getting somewhat sad anymore
watching this hurts now
I like how “thrown into the void by Fance” pops up in chat at you’re talking about being pushed by frenchman
@Ben Potter-Friend ???
It was France not fance
@Ben Potter-Friend r/woooosh
lol
@@wolfplayz6213 ok, yeah, thanks grammar police
"Please I need UA-cam money. Well i don't NEED it i want it. I'm selfish"
*Honesty is the best defense*
weee
weee
weee
weee
weee
Thanks for all of the laughs over the years techno.
“Technoblade never dies.”
After the death of Technoblade I came to watch this video because it was my favorite, and even after the 500th time I’ve watched it, it still made me laugh. It may be low quality but damm it’s funny. It feels like a piece of the community is gone because of this, but he will be remembered and eventually the piece will come back to us.
Again goodbye nerd 😭
😭
goodbye😢
O7
Techno: there’s like 50 different tenses
People who learn Latin: that’s cute
Im taking latin
as a Latin student, can confirm
French :Finally a worthy opponent! our battle will be legendary!!
Latin: is the litteral mom of the french language
Latin doesn't have 50 tenses. It only has five conjugations, it's just that most of the words don't really behave how they're supposed to, making the language way more confusing.
You should try learning German. German doesn't have that kind of nonsense.
I felt that
Technoblade: *Talks about his experiences in French*
Also Technoblade: *Puts his in-game nickname to France*
He always does things like that
Yeah lol
French nickname was probably taken.
yeah, see that's the joke
*_KingOfGamers361_** was killed by **_france_*
These were the types of videos that got me into the channel. Thanks for the memories
In glad this came up on my recommended, especially because of recent events
*He wasn't hacking, he just had an expensive gaming keyboard.*
Syberbully ya mean the *gaming chair*
He was just lifting his mouse like Flusha
ha are you joking he had a chair
and he had a very expensive gaming chair. the combination of the two makes for perfect pvp abilities.
Line head reference?
“what language is she speaking”
amazing 11/10 technoblade quite
Quote
Me a second year French: une jusweed
quite
rewatching and crying
As someone who has also harboured a lifelong vandetta against the French language, I dearly respect this man and the struggles he has faced!
He had a dream but why was this his dream?- Technoblades parents
"Ok verified"
-Sun Tzu, The art of war
Hi jedi
which dream, i dont get it
@@Jhonny-iv9qr not the UA-camr obviously
lmaooo
Normal person: aw shit a hacker...
Technoblade: finally a worthy opponent?!
wdym hacker? He was a vegetarian, obviously.
@@crowbar_the_rogue nah he just has a good gaming chair
@@quilox8241 Probably a pretty good keyboard too
@@crowbar_the_rogue and a legitimate Player
@@crowbar_the_rogue he had a vegetarian gaming chair and pc
Rest in peach Techno. You will never be forgotten ❤️
Peach?
This was my favorite video from technoblade we will miss you blood for the blood god
me: forgets native language and has to relearn it
also me: forgets english by trying native language back
i used to be bilingual. i am now just dumb
I am trilingual
Same
With the dumb thing
@@scanbbb hi trilingual I’m skinnywacky
so u can only speak english now orr?-
English majors: "I'm sure it's a metaphor for something."
Maybe an adverb...
Nah, using my 1 intelligence quotient, I have made a decision that this statement is a pronoun, due to it referring to the participants in the discourse, or something mentioned elsewhere in the discourse.
@@hydrophant nerddddd
He was an English major bruh
@@Yue_mariin00 We know. We're just making a joke about how common it is for English Majors to say that there is a metaphorical meaning to something, which in this case is the French language. We are not attacking Technoblade in any way, shape or form.
It's just unreal to watch his videos while knowing that he is no longer with us.
Ive been crying and sitting on my bed for the past 3 days thinking about it. Please don't forget this man. I want everyone who sees this comment to try to spread his legacy. Tell your friends about him and when you grow up tell your kids about him.
He's done way too much for this community to be forgotten.
We all love you Techno, many people including me wouldn't be here without you, your timeless content and your amazing personality that entertained us and made us laugh so many times. You were an inspiration to all of us and had a huge influence on so many lives. You will continue to live on in our hearts and memories. Fly high legend.
LONG LIVE TECHNO
Technoblade never dies.
bro hes just a human like everyone else people pass away all the time u act like ur worshiping techno or something
@@MaxxFixz hes one of the most impactful and inspirational figures of this community. Hes accomplished so many great things and im giving him the honour he deserves.
@@yeezyshoes1086 playing video games?
@@MaxxFixz He was an inspiration for a lot of people (it has less to do with his gaming specifically (although he was good at that) and everything to do with everything else). If you want a more quantifiable thing to base it off of, he raised thousands of dollars for charity
@@plert -_- cool
just rewatching my favorite vids of his
some french dude: pushes a 3 year old
*Technoblade will remember this.*
Minecraft story mode much? 😂
ironic how he forgot about it lmao
@@K1NGRaj Yes. That's the point.
@@K1NGRaj no its just telltale games in general
Who’s needs a anti-cheat when you have technoblade
Whoever has the most wrd’s at one time is forced to 1v1 techno for 1k$
@@undercoft7756 if Mrbeast does this it would be 100k maybe idk 10k?
@@danigaming_ there are way to many hackers for that not even mvp+++ and mr beast would gather enough money
@@danigaming_ its 100k
It’s an anti-cheat not a anti-cheat use proper grammar
- love grammar nazi
In wondering how many people are going back and watching all of the old techno hypixel videos after the news.
Me
me
@@Audioz12 damn already two less than an hour after
“you know like a 3 year old 1v1” *my floor is wet with tears*
“French have like 50 tenses”
me: *squints in chinese*
Lol
*laughs in Asian*
if you're Chinese you don't need to
@@lyfehaxandtrix3481 oh dear lord
*grins in spanish*
French?
*immediately thinks of a6d*
Me too....SkepHalo Fans Think A Like
Lol meee
bruh xdddddddddddddd
ABIE-X YT - alike*
sAmE
this was my favorite technoblade video rip legend
Same man came to watch in respect RIP Technoblade.
techno just died im going to cry
3:50
techno: pearls back and says "not today"
guy: GG techno I'm a fan
@8M 29 WANG Christopher Ruxuan Yea I was thinking the same thing
the guy who sent the message was another person, the guy who knocked him off probably put their hands away from the keyboard, which is why they stood still.
@@bigchunguskeanureeveswhole1143 He was probably typing GG ;waiting for the game to end but then he died he couldn't type that fast
The funny thing is he's nicked as”France”, so I'm pretty sure that guy identified Techno purely based on his display of skills.
3:49
bruh
True xD
Techno I bigger than a6d
Keio Zx wrong.
A6d is younger tho but maybe he was the other kid
@@Stoofer. you ruined the joke :/
The fact that we are watching these old videos fits perfectly with the fact that "Technoblade never dies"
repose en paix mon frère
I first read this as “Technoblade Vs. The French”
*Ghost Division begins playing in the background*
pvp 1v67,081,000
@@gsausse8_019 LIVING OR DEAD ALWAYS AHEAD FED BY YOUR DREAD
*GHOST DIVISION*
*a6d has entered the chat*
I was casually practicing my Russian and then I hear techno say “what language is she speaking” and I freaked out for a second.
как погода? :D
LMAO
LOL
oui c'est comique (
youtube why do you recommend me this now im gonna cry
Goodbye techno
Technoblade: *exists*
French: _I'm about to end this man's whole career_
I'm french and I like this guy so much !
LUCASMI46 Tu connais les blagues anglaises ? -_-
Iant like that, the most obvious thing ever?
KAI LOL hello btw :)
@@nansidk heyyy
"I don't think it was French in particular by the way, I think it would happen with me in like any foreign language"
Niki: ß
Techno: stop, witch!
Salut tu voulais parler français ?
I dont understand how ß can be used in a joke..
Explainnn plz
There is a Tubbo stream in which he put his game in German and starts complaining about German to Niki. Very funny video. When Niki tried to explain ß to him, she put ß in the comments and Techno said "is that a curse?". Then she put some words like Straße and Techno said "Stop, witch!".
@@ynntari2775 Ah yes I remember now, it actually was quite funny, thx
ß is the German double s. I learnt this from learning how to spell Alsace (Elsaß) in German.
Also - link to that video?
one of my favorite technoblade videos. rip legend.
This is all the French I know, I can't spell it tho.
"Do you speak French?"
"Only a little bit"
"Cheese omelet"
Cheese omelette is omelette au fromage
"est-ce que tu parle français ?" "Un petit peu"
"Omelette au fromage"
mh c'est sur que ça c'est pas du Baudelaire
@@saikou5839 C'est qui Baudelaire ????? Un écrivain ?
@@bonjour7431 google est ton ami
I love the end of the first match, the dude hitting Techno off of the map and then instantly typing "GG techno Im a fan!", all while Techno has already pearled back and killed him
it was a different guy
@@el-nathan exposed
The arrogance of that is hilarious
"HAAAAAAXXXX"
It was a different guy, but I really feel like that guy was also typing something and was killed by Techno pearling back
Rip la légende, c'était le meilleur... 😞
My favorite techno video. Just video games and an utterly random topic to talk about.
This is who he was at his best. No championship,
no DSMP. Just him.
French guy: puches techno
Techno: I will remember this betrayal
me who is french : Will guess i go down to hell
“Donde esta la biblioteca”
donde estas la biblioteca
Wait isn’t that Spanish
@@yeastflexer6872 si
La araña discoteca?
Bibliotech is Library in French so they are pretty similar either way
This hits different now
Technoblade: what are you doing pushing over a child
Technoblade: Who would just push a child
Also Technoblade: I dropped kicked that child in self defence
"why is he targeting me in particular" says the obviously nicked VIP
I started watching techno when he made videos like these
It amazed me how he could just casually talk while destroying people in skywars lmao
you made my childhood techno, fly high bro
4:11 ive taken french for literally 7 years and just learned how to pronounce that from this video
"You had dreams, but why were those your dreams?"
*-Technoblade 2017*
As a bilingual, the way he says “parle” is hilarious
No one cares if your bilingual, most people not in America are bilingual
@@scanbbb no one cares about your opinion on bilinguals
@@scanbbb ok?
@@scanbbb alright weirdo
@@scanbbb according to statistics the average American is still trying to figure out what a kilometer is
It's still so hard to watch his videos. It just feels weird now.
9:39: It legit scared me that techno was scared for his life in skywars...
2:23 same thing here. I´m a German and had to choose between Latin and French. And I just thought myself: "Ahhhh, yeees, the Holy Roman Empire clearly shares a border with Germany
I mean most of it was in modern Germany so I guess
Also they spoke German for a bit
Le français c'est beaucoup trop bien en même temps
@@phileasmahuzier6713 Tu t'es fais repérer mon gars euh... i mean english english yeah i love the Wachigetonne !
@@1Jus2Fruits mdrrr
technoblade talking about the french: *literally wins a game against a hacker*
So uh yeah I'm new to Techno and his Skywars and Bedwars content, so I'm not really knowledgeable on the hacks some people use. What hack was the dude in the end using?
@@levelzero547 thanks dude I'll look these up
@@falsetone5983 the dude used kill aura which is basically super saiyan
Its balanced diet
@@falsetone5983 kill aura, bhop, and auto bridging
Visting old Tehcnoblade videos to relive my memories, Rest in peace Technoblade
this is the first vid I ever watched from Techno in a computer shop
just a few weeks after it was uploaded. and a couple other Skywars vids
I forgot his name but I really liked the content,
fast forward to when Dream got famous, I found him again and stuck with him for a while
but I got scared when he announced that he had cancer
my biological mother and older sister passed from cancer
I thought I might be some sort of bad luck, and the fandom was getting a lil toxic
so I left the fandom, not completely but I just wasn't around much anymore
when watching his recent videos, he does not show how he's struggling, he is so strong
he stayed strong
rest in power Technoblade,
fly high,
-your loyal fan, and a cannonical voice.
Raven,
Can we just appreciate the fact that he named himself ‘France’?
Yes we shall
Me: “I am French. “
Technoblade: “I was assaulted by a French man”
Also me: :(
Hi french, im bob
Je suis peut-être français mais je ne sais pas le parler. J'ai utilisé traduire pour comprendre que @alex polar alors lol je suppose
Je me sens mal aussi
@@shoesforjews bruh wot is dis language?
@@coolguy0144 French
RIP techno
this is one of the best story telling video man
2:12 , what a genuine person, sometimes with loss you feel sad but with Techno I am only lost. I simply dont know what the world will be like without his humor and positivity
ikr
English is basically:
-Ehi! You normally need 300 rules to know tenses, but in English it's just 3!
-Good!
-Ehi! You normally need 3 rules to know everything else, but in English it's just 3 billion!
Slightly less good.
Not really, English is simple in every aspect
@@clairea9889 explain why bologna rhymes with pony
dont actually reply or this won't be funny
@@clairea9889 english is notoriously difficult - most english speakers can’t even speak it properly. it’s only simple because you’ve been surrounded by it (probably) from a young age.
@@peanutgallery2417 no, I'm French, and I've literally learn how to speak English by watching UA-cam videos, this took me less than 2 years without any actual effort. I mea', I had school but I learnt nothing in it other than 'my name is' and 'where do you live' so heh. English have like 3 thing : past present future, when French have 17 if I remenber well, the grammar is super simple they are silent letter but not that much honestly and no annoying grammar rules. The vocabulary used by English people is super repetitive and small. Sorry but English is by far one of the most simple language.
Plot twist:
That French man was actually a time traveler there to kill techno before he became too strong to overcome
Why is this not more popular?
Terminator style
God made the job
This was one of my favorite videos by Techno. He will be missed 👑 o7
This was one of my favourite videos of his. Rest easy big guy!
"why you pushing a baby"
-technoblade 2017
Awesomeguy1212 y u do this
His guild name was baby punching marathon he should be fInE
No one:
Me: *watches techno videos from 2 years ago*
me too boy
Yep
most epic noscopper montaged gg 10 easy relate
Techno’s humor hasn’t change since 2013
Neither has his hubris
Just going through and watching some older videos of his, such an amazing person, who died way to soon. It's hard to believe we were the same age. Rest easy Technoblade, we wont forget you.
Technoblade never dies.
rest in peace technoblade😞
Bro get over it
What country literally shares the border with us? *FRANCE*
he has 10000 iq
it really be like that being a german
Quebec is not a country, BUT they speak french here
@@alexware1901 its a joke
wood door I was just saying that Quebec share a border with the US and that they speak french. I know that its a joke dumbo frick
other youtubers: put playback of them playing skywars and record audio separately
technoblade: *does both since he doesnt want to edit as much*
I miss techno so much i rewatched all his videos :(
We're gonna miss you mate
Flex on them orphans for us and remember your the best
"Don't believe in your dreams."
- Technoblade 2017
And then he beat dream