Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSIS

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  • Опубліковано 28 сер 2020
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  • @vunga8195
    @vunga8195 3 роки тому +2286

    I like how Technos attention lifespan is probably lower than mine:
    "And now i was pretty confident wi- ooh another arrow"

    • @DynamicFalafels
      @DynamicFalafels 3 роки тому +75

      I mean he does have ADHD so yea it probably is shorter

    • @wonder3761
      @wonder3761 3 роки тому +23

      I have a minor health lea- ooohh aNoThEr ArRoW

    • @encryptid6635
      @encryptid6635 3 роки тому +9

      Attention span*

    • @kf5058
      @kf5058 3 роки тому +4

      @Dutch van der Linde hes probably a non native speaker

    • @essay2111
      @essay2111 3 роки тому +3

      sttention life span yeah my attention died or something

  • @max10dler
    @max10dler 3 роки тому +3579

    See the problem is that Dream was up against two opponents: Techno, and Techno’s ADHD

    • @somerandomperson4143
      @somerandomperson4143 3 роки тому +15

      Joshawn Bandoo bruh stop speaking jeberish plz

    • @Elemental-Phoenix
      @Elemental-Phoenix 3 роки тому +179

      @@joshawn8354 It's a blessing and a damned curse. You hyperfocus on anything you're interested in, at the cost of no focus for anything you arent.

    • @rekk1215
      @rekk1215 3 роки тому +35

      Joshawn Bandoo It’s not that bad if you are able to get medicine, personally I take pills every morning. It doesn’t give you superpowers it just makes certain things way harder than for a normal person.

    • @rekk1215
      @rekk1215 3 роки тому +6

      Elemental_Phoenix you said it way better than my sorry excuse for an attempt at answering

    • @KgStraying
      @KgStraying 3 роки тому +5

      Joshawn Bandoo I have adhd and I can confirm this is true

  • @alien9663
    @alien9663 Рік тому +8949

    "I want my opponent to make two mistakes: his second one was letting me get a bunch of these axe crits for free, of course his first mistake was challenging me in the first place." - Technoblade (The quote is probably not word for word) I loved his humor. He was amazing. Rest in peace

    • @ixyshad0w
      @ixyshad0w Рік тому +52

      agree R.I.P. king I would give up my life for his.

    • @rich_frog8143
      @rich_frog8143 Рік тому +27

      no let him rest in power because he deserves it. r.i.p he inspired generations.

    • @TestilyMC
      @TestilyMC Рік тому +10

      Ill miss him 😢 💕💓💖🐷🐷🌷🐖

    • @alien9663
      @alien9663 Рік тому +8

      @@TestilyMC me too 😢😢 but at least we got the memories

    • @ENZO1614
      @ENZO1614 Рік тому

      R.I.P

  • @mysticwolf1358
    @mysticwolf1358 Рік тому +6280

    techno: “y’all better click on this endscreen”
    the endscreen: “so long nerds”
    me: please no, not again

    • @manic_8620
      @manic_8620 Рік тому +850

      Even in Death, he's still trolling.

    • @helizteil2625
      @helizteil2625 Рік тому +303

      Now it's an elbow reveal.

    • @tegcat
      @tegcat Рік тому +66

      @@helizteil2625 Yay!! i still miss him, i learned more from this then 1 year of school

    • @plarps
      @plarps Рік тому +38

      All apart of his masta plann

    • @Ldutch01
      @Ldutch01 Рік тому +18

      for me its elbow reveal

  • @DynamicFalafels
    @DynamicFalafels 3 роки тому +3936

    "If you wish to defeat Floridian green man, use Pythagorean theorem and run around pillar"
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @skilledskeleton3124
      @skilledskeleton3124 3 роки тому +78

      And punch a tree

    • @limeplay5123
      @limeplay5123 3 роки тому +6

      @topcommentgod

    • @momentousadrian999
      @momentousadrian999 3 роки тому +8

      Mathematicians will be triggered for spelling Pythagoras’ theorem wrongly

    • @Binga_Lacuna
      @Binga_Lacuna 3 роки тому +15

      Ill never skip school again, i promise, ill even learn ancient china history

    • @aarvpatel9333
      @aarvpatel9333 3 роки тому +3

      If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years sour grape looking pereon

  • @ginbe.aoyama
    @ginbe.aoyama 3 роки тому +2666

    *"WE WIN THESE"*
    -Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_

  • @gendeks_
    @gendeks_ Рік тому +420

    1:41 *turns into a maths teacher*
    7:46 *turns into a history teacher*

  • @Tekunno
    @Tekunno Рік тому +2395

    Coming back about around 2 and a half years later to re-watch his videos, I realized he won this duel without knowing:
    -You can't crit while sprinting
    -Would've 10-0'd dream if he had just used his steering wheel
    -His strategies were flawless
    -Forgetting about his "most intense duel" for about 10 seconds because of stripped wood blocks
    -And never got to tell us how he got the crafting table.
    But I think he knows that the entire minecraft community respects him and will miss him, goodbye king.

    • @kishlaysingh5281
      @kishlaysingh5281 Рік тому +5

      Fax

    • @nishkekw7762
      @nishkekw7762 Рік тому +1

      o7

    • @apig
      @apig Рік тому +12

      I just looked it up: You can crit while sprinting?

    • @Tekunno
      @Tekunno Рік тому +68

      @@apig that's 1.8 feature, even technoblade adressed that in his past livestreams that they removed it like a decade ago...

    • @apig
      @apig Рік тому +1

      @@Tekunno OK, so if he adressed it in his past livestreams then doesn't that mean he did know that?

  • @v78designer
    @v78designer 3 роки тому +15207

    Techno: *ADHD Activates*
    Mr. Beast: He's asserting dominance

    • @curry7101
      @curry7101 3 роки тому +230

      v78designer *D O M I N A N C E*

    • @olteal1452
      @olteal1452 3 роки тому +175

      Asserting domestic?
      Oh yeah I’m up at 7am and I don’t have sleep schedule. Waking up at 5pm has never felt better.

    • @v78designer
      @v78designer 3 роки тому +61

      @@olteal1452 shhhh, my mind has melted too, dont worrry bout it

    • @eeeee3259
      @eeeee3259 3 роки тому +10

      Owo im your 1,000 like

    • @Calebe311
      @Calebe311 3 роки тому +6

      1 thousanth like

  • @huggablebears
    @huggablebears 3 роки тому +17902

    “It’s over Dream, I have the low ground”

  • @Akano__
    @Akano__ Рік тому +296

    We miss you. R.I.P Technoblade

  • @fyrebirdarts7634
    @fyrebirdarts7634 9 місяців тому +186

    I didn't understand this until recently, but I get Techno's history reference now- after hyperfixating on the Qin dynasty for about a month, that is. The king of the Qin state, Ying Zheng (the guy who ran around a pillar) later went on to conquer the Seven Warring States and become the First Sovereign Emperor of China, Qin Shi Huang.
    Techno, of course, went on to conquer Minecraft UA-cam, becoming the King of Minecraft and an Internet LEGEND.
    And not only did he win this duel, but he also forever won my respect and admiration for his humor, heart, and historical knowledge. I miss knowing that I'll never see a notification from his channel, that I'll never get to chant TECHNOBLADE UPLOADED! to anyone who would listen, that I'd never hear another one of his endlessly witty quips. Watching his videos and hearing his voice again makes me laugh and cry at the same time, thinking about the joy and laughter of what was, the sad reality of what is, and the emptiness and missed opportunities of what will never be. But even though he is no longer with us, he lives on- through every single one of his uploads, the art and lore created by millions of fans around the world, and the people he inspired by his courage to persevere through adversity. Because....
    Technoblade never dies.

    • @zhean7715
      @zhean7715 7 місяців тому +3

      His content will now age like wine cuz no matter how many times I rewatch his videos, no matter how many time I hear him make the same joke, no matter what I'd still laugh.
      Some guy on said to me "be happy that it happened" and he's right im happy every time I click on his videos :)

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist 6 днів тому

  • @Raven-ji8wn
    @Raven-ji8wn 3 роки тому +4960

    I’m never going to use Pythagorean theorem outside of scho-

    • @reallyuglyaim991
      @reallyuglyaim991 3 роки тому +55

      or are you? 👀

    • @swi-swi
      @swi-swi 3 роки тому +67

      DO NOT REMIND ME WE JUST FINISHED THAT-

    • @Raven-ji8wn
      @Raven-ji8wn 3 роки тому +28

      @@swi-swi god i hate that stuff

    • @cas794
      @cas794 3 роки тому +26

      i have a test about it next monday

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 3 роки тому +9

      @@cas794 good luck :)

  • @waterlily7903
    @waterlily7903 3 роки тому +3695

    “Fortunately I have something Dream doesn’t...”
    Of all the things I thought he was going to say, *“...comprehensive knowledge of ancient China”* was *not* what I was expecting 😂

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 3 роки тому +216

      tbh after watching his skyblock videos multiple times, I knew it could've only been either a sun tzu quote, or a chinese history reference, or just both combined lol

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 3 роки тому +41

      what next, a Japanese history reference

    • @heidichan8821
      @heidichan8821 3 роки тому +4

      such nerds

    • @nicolem1887
      @nicolem1887 3 роки тому +35

      @@lancetheking7524 it's always chinese

    • @thaatmatt
      @thaatmatt 3 роки тому +22

      You're clearly new around here, welcome

  • @freddyweng9389
    @freddyweng9389 10 місяців тому +37

    0:58
    “If I lose in my own game mode, I’ll be super stress. Too bad for him, I’m always stressed”
    Technoblade

  • @helloneeishere
    @helloneeishere 3 місяці тому +94

    5:07 "His first mistake ofcourse challenging me"-Technoblade 💀🔪🗿

  • @herringway434
    @herringway434 3 роки тому +1953

    "Find a tree. Punch it to collect wood'
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @teamtvvk9382
      @teamtvvk9382 3 роки тому +17

      Why did this make me laugh

    • @cream4727
      @cream4727 3 роки тому +21

      cream

    • @herringway434
      @herringway434 3 роки тому +22

      @@cream4727 As always, your insight is incredible and highly valued

    • @fallenintothestars
      @fallenintothestars 3 роки тому +7

      ExtremelyOffensive That’s extremely offensive. Why isn’t my insight highly valued?

    • @herringway434
      @herringway434 3 роки тому +7

      @@fallenintothestars Your insight is highly valued

  • @fireberg780
    @fireberg780 3 роки тому +2312

    "Stay in School kids..."
    - Technoblade, The Art of Hypocrisy

  • @Ibby18
    @Ibby18 10 місяців тому +299

    For those wondering, the crafting table was actually a glitch where you could easily combo another player and thats why Dream said in chat "WHAT".
    Rest in Peace King

    • @ErhesMellote
      @ErhesMellote 6 місяців тому +33

      You have revealed our secret.
      The elders will decide your faith

    • @s-idney
      @s-idney 4 місяці тому +20

      You fool! You know not the forbidden words you spread 😱

    • @user-yd3gu8ph4r
      @user-yd3gu8ph4r Місяць тому

      you messed up the forbidden secrets of minecraft elders...This could be a netflix series..

  • @jacobtrz7115
    @jacobtrz7115 11 місяців тому +354

    Two of the Minecraft legends in their prime, facing off for a ridiculously large sum of money. What a moment. Rest in peace, Techno✊

    • @Dtos1
      @Dtos1 10 місяців тому +5

      @@Visquint techno is the best. Rest in peace.

    • @zhean7715
      @zhean7715 7 місяців тому +6

      @@Dtos1 I don't care whos the best. BUT EYYYY HE WON WITH THE POWER OF PYTHAGORAS AND ANCIENT CHINAAAA SUCK IT DREAM.... Damn I miss him

    • @lexful1598
      @lexful1598 6 місяців тому

      not in their prime

    • @Hayych.
      @Hayych. 2 місяці тому

      You don’t know how badly I miss this period of my life now. Even tho it was during lockdown which was bad within itself

  • @leah8894
    @leah8894 3 роки тому +8100

    What I learned: *when in battle, mess with the floor to assert dominance.*

    • @declandewolfe5225
      @declandewolfe5225 3 роки тому +164

      And place crafting table

    • @vince2969
      @vince2969 3 роки тому +77

      Those were really advanced tactics that techno preformed

    • @Jayden----
      @Jayden---- 3 роки тому +15

      Bro wym that’s so hard bro I can’t right click idk how I’m gonna learn it lol

    • @cobalt2506
      @cobalt2506 3 роки тому +20

      And stay in school

    • @trixtuli8623
      @trixtuli8623 3 роки тому +6

      Yes

  • @user_.9288
    @user_.9288 3 роки тому +6323

    Dream: *has 1 million iq*
    Techno: *_has ancient Chinese methods_*

    • @takumiinoui2166
      @takumiinoui2166 3 роки тому +224

      dream: i have high iq
      techno: i think i do too, but i don't know man im not smart
      *ba dum tssss*

    • @seanlowrance9497
      @seanlowrance9497 3 роки тому +63

      Techno i figured would win, but on any unconventional (besides kidnapping orphans) like a manhunt, dream would win.

    • @davidgumazon
      @davidgumazon 3 роки тому +25

      As long as it's not Corona we're all good with Chinese methods

    • @InsecticideV
      @InsecticideV 3 роки тому +24

      @@seanlowrance9497 Doubt.

    • @seanlowrance9497
      @seanlowrance9497 3 роки тому +11

      to clear things up, i meant that on like a manhunt, or some other obscure minigame, like skeppys 100 kids in a box series, techno probably wouldn't win, cause its also luck, which dream has alot of.

  • @ImJackKelso24
    @ImJackKelso24 Рік тому +166

    we will never know why he got the crafting table
    long live the king.

    • @waffles6025
      @waffles6025 Рік тому +19

      he had to craft more gapples

    • @ImJackKelso24
      @ImJackKelso24 Рік тому +2

      OH YEA YR RIGHT

    • @saulgoodman1243
      @saulgoodman1243 Рік тому +1

      i may be 3 months late but it was probably a deception tactic to intimidate dream

    • @buxearn7165
      @buxearn7165 Рік тому +2

      I just realized Technoblade didn’t know how to do grits in 1.16 pvp

    • @buxearn7165
      @buxearn7165 Рік тому +2

      Crits* he said it earlier

  • @erdrinn
    @erdrinn 3 місяці тому +25

    Did anyone else notice that Techno was playing with more ping than Dream and still won

    • @darealrexrandom
      @darealrexrandom Місяць тому +1

      Ping, FPS and brightness is a crutch~ Technoblade(How to get good at Blitz SG)

    • @HollobGIY
      @HollobGIY 19 днів тому +1

      He also didnt know that in newer version you cant sprint crits anymore

  • @andreirost4696
    @andreirost4696 3 роки тому +6914

    MrBeast: He's carving wood, he's trolling
    Techno: ADHD

    • @lesleyzore987
      @lesleyzore987 3 роки тому +259

      the video: constant screaming
      tecno: stays cool

    • @bjarnereuter3194
      @bjarnereuter3194 3 роки тому +96

      Techno you won!!! You had the better gaming chair

    • @vfxcyclone
      @vfxcyclone 3 роки тому +7

      Wth 1.3K likes 2 comments (not including this)

    • @discord.
      @discord. 3 роки тому +2

      @@vfxcyclone 1.5k**

    • @discord.
      @discord. 3 роки тому +2

      @@vfxcyclone in 4 minutes

  • @IzzyMaxwellMoren
    @IzzyMaxwellMoren 9 місяців тому +6

    i love that he would say, "i forgot to take my ADHD medicine today."

  • @lines_drawn3959
    @lines_drawn3959 3 роки тому +528

    "WE WIN THESE!" - Sun Tzu, The Art of Original Comments

    • @Whyns
      @Whyns 3 роки тому +11

      "Technoblade never dies"
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @Trunith
      @Trunith 3 роки тому +4

      i like how i literally commented "WE WIN THESE" a minute earlier and got 1 like
      damn

    • @wishfulcrystal
      @wishfulcrystal 3 роки тому +3

      I am fully expecting the person that has the username of Sun Tzu to reply on this-

    • @epicgamermusicproductions8075
      @epicgamermusicproductions8075 3 роки тому +3

      Sun Tzu got nothing on my minecraft parodies

    • @Koganman
      @Koganman 3 роки тому +1

      Dono ✔︎ imagine going through comments and asking for likes on a fortnite video

  • @aymanac7143
    @aymanac7143 3 роки тому +802

    imagine the lead he would've had if he used a keyboard and mouse instead of a steering wheel

  • @voidmatic
    @voidmatic Місяць тому +8

    1:51 "stay in school kids, it makes you better at PvP" techno you would have loved the mace in minecraft, I just know it

  • @GoingSwimmingly
    @GoingSwimmingly Рік тому +123

    4:24
    I just noted that Dream saw Techno stripping the logs and just,, He stripped some himself as a reaction after being a bit unsure
    And I can’t honestly put the emotions this gave me into words/pos

  • @Drewzler
    @Drewzler 3 роки тому +1609

    Plot twist: Techno wasn't rewatching the videos of his fights and commentating... He was commentating during the fights.

    • @kingnative
      @kingnative 3 роки тому +24

      Commentating*

    • @Drewzler
      @Drewzler 3 роки тому +51

      @@kingnative Lmao. This is why I shouldn't type comments at 2 in the morning. Thanks.

    • @FUZionist
      @FUZionist 3 роки тому +12

      Andrew Cruz
      You are still awake, I see.

    • @Drewzler
      @Drewzler 3 роки тому +10

      @@FUZionist We all make mistakes sometimes...

    • @kit_katmck2995
      @kit_katmck2995 3 роки тому +3

      Qu8ncy_9000 everyone make small mistakes. Isn’t it a waste of time to correct it?

  • @stevenmendelsohn1844
    @stevenmendelsohn1844 3 роки тому +4647

    Techno: this is the most stressful thing I’ve ever done
    Also techno: farmed potatoes for 18 hours a day for a year

    • @alexanderheubel7366
      @alexanderheubel7366 3 роки тому +27

      @@user-cg2hb3ye9v Techno was worrying about his lead over squid so yes

    • @Safouan0
      @Safouan0 3 роки тому +12

      I don't think you know what stressful means.

    • @randomdumbass7231
      @randomdumbass7231 3 роки тому +64

      @@Safouan0 I'm not sure if you have watched the potato war

    • @Safouan0
      @Safouan0 3 роки тому +4

      @@randomdumbass7231 I did. Doing something easy for long periods of time with no immediate repercussions for like, missing 1 potato, is not stressful.

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 3 роки тому +14

      @SirPandaFluff i think you mean 9 months, more or less

  • @PlaneBlooper2001
    @PlaneBlooper2001 7 місяців тому +4

    Ngl this was the only time I paid attention to someone talking about math

  • @floppamango
    @floppamango 2 місяці тому +10

    The fact that this was a 1v1 of the best minecraft players for a battle to the death for all that glory and 100k$
    This was just an interruption to techno while he was farming potatoes

  • @jj7045
    @jj7045 3 роки тому +2355

    Dream: I’ve been training 3 hours a day
    Techno: I don’t think you know who I am
    *spends 10 hours farming potatoes in a video game each day*

    • @theplaylistcollector2910
      @theplaylistcollector2910 3 роки тому +70

      The dedication we all wished we had

    • @lamapower9939
      @lamapower9939 3 роки тому +3

      Keeps the likes that 69

    • @user-jq5rx3mo2o
      @user-jq5rx3mo2o 3 роки тому +41

      Actually he was averaging 11 hours a day.

    • @Ashfer2
      @Ashfer2 3 роки тому +4

      I thought Techno was also training 3hr/day. That's what Chris said in the video.

    • @blankblank1661
      @blankblank1661 3 роки тому +4

      J J Didn’t he stated that pushed himself to do 15 hours on most of those days and went straight to sleep?

  • @noahrogers2156
    @noahrogers2156 3 роки тому +3449

    Dream fans: Dream will use the terrain to his advantage!
    Techno: Pillars

    • @aftersh0ck975
      @aftersh0ck975 3 роки тому +135

      techno: Ha triangles

    • @suwusybaka4063
      @suwusybaka4063 3 роки тому +36

      Damit ancient Greek dude

    • @andresorozco4353
      @andresorozco4353 3 роки тому +16

      The fact that you have an anakin profile picture makes this funny

    • @suwusybaka4063
      @suwusybaka4063 3 роки тому +2

      @@melenad6383 you know the Greek dude that made the triangle thing i remember his name is pythagos or something i could be wrong

    • @samickill9730
      @samickill9730 3 роки тому +3

      @@suwusybaka4063 It was actually discovered around 800-400 B.C. and was introduced into mathematics by Thales of Miletus and his student Anaximander.

  • @aprilstephenson3579
    @aprilstephenson3579 25 днів тому +8

    I miss this man so much

  • @murphthegangster
    @murphthegangster 9 місяців тому +36

    This is the first video of Technoblades I ever watched, every now and then I come back to this video and I never know what to feel, happiness because I found Technoblade, and sadness as Technoblade is no longer with us. I’m glad he was here, as a world that lost Technoblade is far better in my eyes than a world that never had him. Technoblade never dies.

  • @infernovoltage3378
    @infernovoltage3378 3 роки тому +5029

    "One day a pig will beat a mutant teletubby in a lego simulator."
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @zeternal1575
      @zeternal1575 3 роки тому +50

      Foreshadowing

    • @Man-ye4xm
      @Man-ye4xm 3 роки тому +61

      Damn sun tzu really do making these weird quotes

    • @michaelg8841
      @michaelg8841 3 роки тому +2

      @@arkalt4066 foreshadowing this fight

    • @jakeknike
      @jakeknike 3 роки тому +2

      I can’t wait for them to fight

    • @thetester1158
      @thetester1158 3 роки тому +2

      @@arkalt4066 Techno stabbing dipsy

  • @chillvibes8929
    @chillvibes8929 3 роки тому +6565

    wait....according to technoblades teachings....the highground is actually a disadvantage...So anakin was just bad at pvp it seems

    • @umut_hmut
      @umut_hmut 3 роки тому +353

      anakins aim was trash and also obiwan was a god at rod pvp

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 3 роки тому +167

      @@umut_hmut they were playing in 1.16 in rots and obiwan uses form 3 which is defensive

    • @whatisahandlebruh
      @whatisahandlebruh 3 роки тому +135

      It’s because Anakin tried jumping over Obi Wan instead of poking at his feet. Like a dumbass.

    • @dddb1717
      @dddb1717 3 роки тому +69

      This is false because obi wan goaded anakin into jumping above him, giving him the low ground

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 3 роки тому +15

      @@dddb1717 which dream did later on
      dreams powers are not anywhere near as strong as obi-wans however

  • @Silentkink2100
    @Silentkink2100 7 місяців тому +5

    Technoblade never dies

  • @Honey_boba.
    @Honey_boba. 7 місяців тому +6

    Rip 🪦 techno u will always be with us 🕊️

  • @Penguinlolol
    @Penguinlolol 3 роки тому +16568

    The pig can dream, but the dream cannot pig.

  • @rayan-sf3dp
    @rayan-sf3dp 3 роки тому +2216

    Dream training: playing duels with good players
    Techno training: studying the history of king Zheng

    • @ulloriaqhansen3830
      @ulloriaqhansen3830 3 роки тому +41

      Gnylo shut the f up

    • @Z31_300zx
      @Z31_300zx 3 роки тому +14

      Gnylo jeez get out of the comments you swine

    • @twistduck
      @twistduck 3 роки тому +11

      @Gnylo kid shutup you literally just comment random people that comment on your thing, no one cares about your lies

    • @hershey8004
      @hershey8004 3 роки тому +1

      @@twistduck I'm pretty sure this guys a bot and he prob has bottled subs

    • @moriarty5863
      @moriarty5863 3 роки тому +4

      Was it Zain or Zheng? I'm sure it was Zang because Zain does not sound like an ancient Chinese king.

  • @Random72898
    @Random72898 8 місяців тому +4

    The say it with me "Not even close" was soooo iconic rest in peace the blood god

  • @elliejf
    @elliejf 5 місяців тому +24

    i still break down laughing at his comprehensive knowledge of ancient china joke. i’ve been a subscriber to technos channel since below 200k, and he’s inspired me so much. other gaming youtubers just scream at the camera, but technos videos have infinite replay value because of his storytelling and impeccable comedic timing. technoblade never dies 💕👑💕

  • @enderforces7013
    @enderforces7013 3 роки тому +2734

    techno: beats dream by using ancient china war lessons
    squid kid: here it is, another one

  • @FUCKTSERIES
    @FUCKTSERIES 3 роки тому +4573

    It looks like Technoblade thinking about those 12 pizzas he can buy made him win

    • @hkm239
      @hkm239 3 роки тому +15

      Understandable

    • @Marlin123
      @Marlin123 3 роки тому +22

      Who needs pizzas? We only need lasanga

    • @snicksss
      @snicksss 3 роки тому +21

      @navyaxD it's ok. i'll bet it's just a decoy to throw people off

    • @runnyblue6184
      @runnyblue6184 3 роки тому +10

      navyaxD he didn’t reveal the crafting table strat 😔

    • @MassScorche
      @MassScorche 3 роки тому +1

      U stole PewDiePew's Melon

  • @VerziiUHC
    @VerziiUHC 8 місяців тому +7

    *TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES*

  • @derekfire376
    @derekfire376 9 місяців тому +4

    im just tryna watch this video and all the comments are "rip he never dies"

  • @liam82706
    @liam82706 3 роки тому +3805

    Techno: “Stay in school kids.”
    Also Techno: drops out of college.

    • @zacharyquintana4509
      @zacharyquintana4509 3 роки тому +72

      Pretty sure he's speaking from experience

    • @isawsomethingishouldnt
      @isawsomethingishouldnt 3 роки тому +11

      That just make sense techno blade doesn't need to stay in college to be good at PVP

    • @FrodosBeutel
      @FrodosBeutel 3 роки тому +15

      he graduated, he just made a rest from college at this time

    • @googane7755
      @googane7755 3 роки тому +5

      If his UA-cam career didn't take off he would've stayed in college. Luckily it did and it was smart to have a backup plan.

    • @a-a-ron4711
      @a-a-ron4711 3 роки тому +3

      guys it was obviously a joke don't take it seriously

  • @rogerzc6775
    @rogerzc6775 3 роки тому +11950

    MrBeast: “Techno sounds really depressed”
    Dream: “Don’t worry, that’s just how he is”

  • @halfblood9589
    @halfblood9589 Рік тому +19

    2:28 that forbidden knowledge went away along with him
    ☹️☹️

  • @teacup9091
    @teacup9091 7 місяців тому +4

    If we're still watching techno blade never dies

  • @Noob_Memes135
    @Noob_Memes135 8 місяців тому +5

    R.I.P Technoblade never die!

  • @Redmaster84
    @Redmaster84 3 роки тому +2992

    Dream had no chance, Techno has knowledge of ancient China

    • @zaidshah3467
      @zaidshah3467 3 роки тому +30

      Sandvich (translation:yes)

    • @idontanimategoreanymore1138
      @idontanimategoreanymore1138 3 роки тому +13

      Pills here! (Translation: Bosnia)

    • @maccabs
      @maccabs 3 роки тому +48

      Americans!(translation:Obama)

    • @muskact4450
      @muskact4450 3 роки тому +10

      And pythagorean theorm

    • @waycnf7229
      @waycnf7229 3 роки тому +7

      ironic because that probably was able to secure him the win

  • @justanormalguy69
    @justanormalguy69 4 місяці тому +6

    "stay in school kids it makes you better in pvp"
    - Techno, the art of carrots

  • @_Techie_
    @_Techie_ 6 місяців тому +14

    Cant believe it has been 10years since Techno started his channel....
    Technoblade never dies!!

  • @SnowmanHaqs
    @SnowmanHaqs 3 роки тому +3442

    Lets point out the fact he won the 1.16 duels whenever he stripped the logs. Coincidence??? I think not....

  • @r.4403
    @r.4403 3 роки тому +3451

    “We all know his first mistake was challenging me in the first place”

    • @noobzz5205
      @noobzz5205 3 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @sudeepsingh1298
      @sudeepsingh1298 3 роки тому +40

      I'm surprised dream actually did much better than my expectations. I was hoping for 5-0,3-2 victory for techno.

    • @noobzz5205
      @noobzz5205 3 роки тому +15

      @@sudeepsingh1298 i actually thought the results would be 6-4 and it happened

    • @ericschnautz6603
      @ericschnautz6603 3 роки тому +48

      Kinda sad that Dream lost because he could've used that money to buy better software to cheat in speedruns.

    • @noobzz5205
      @noobzz5205 3 роки тому +6

      @@ericschnautz6603 dream is also a good player and they split their money

  • @timedefender4193
    @timedefender4193 Рік тому +8

    I was smiling until 9:45 😥

  • @NotnotADHD
    @NotnotADHD 3 місяці тому +7

    I feel like dream and TECHNOBLADE are a really good analogy of die a hero or live long enough to become a villain

    • @Alefontanaz
      @Alefontanaz 3 місяці тому

      never thought this way, it does make sense

  • @andrewmachleid2734
    @andrewmachleid2734 3 роки тому +3646

    “Say it with me, not even close”
    -techno blade

  • @rayhanaditya9274
    @rayhanaditya9274 3 роки тому +6103

    Plot twist: hes actually doing the analysis during the duel

    • @frogoyes7611
      @frogoyes7611 3 роки тому +29

      Lmao

    • @chefbenito1
      @chefbenito1 3 роки тому +16

      Lmao

    • @alanplayz6181
      @alanplayz6181 3 роки тому +387

      Plot twist he made this Analysis before the duel

    • @thrasherdawg
      @thrasherdawg 3 роки тому +98

      chefbenito gameing plot twist he made the analysis before he played minecraft

    • @blankblank1661
      @blankblank1661 3 роки тому +80

      Plots twist, this video is what got him into college

  • @jdjudson2000
    @jdjudson2000 Рік тому +6

    I miss this nerd.

  • @davidrobinson7871
    @davidrobinson7871 9 місяців тому +3

    Technoblade I miss you

  • @stacysfm8708
    @stacysfm8708 3 роки тому +3698

    Techno is santa confirmed
    1: he wears red and white
    2: he repeats the phrase “ho ho ho” when he feels accomplished/happy
    3: *ever wonder why orphanages never get presents in movies?*

    • @evoction9049
      @evoction9049 3 роки тому +117

      You have a point

    • @creoplasma
      @creoplasma 3 роки тому +194

      @@evoction9049 he has 3 points

    • @Vanvz
      @Vanvz 3 роки тому +35

      They never get presents because he is busy playing mc

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 роки тому +8

      @@Vanvz or forgot to sign up

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 роки тому +4

      Have you seen technos christmas spirit video? He is santa

  • @MrGamePlayer1000CHNL
    @MrGamePlayer1000CHNL 3 роки тому +12536

    Obi-Wan: "It's over Technoblade, I have the high ground!"
    Technoblade: "You underestimate the pythagorean theorem!"

    • @austingibson4996
      @austingibson4996 3 роки тому +191

      MrGamePlayer1000CHNL what a NERDDD

    • @bossmodegaming71
      @bossmodegaming71 3 роки тому +21

      @@austingibson4996 WHATT A NERD

    • @xatoor
      @xatoor 3 роки тому +13

      @@austingibson4996 i dont think u get the joke

    • @peizhang6035
      @peizhang6035 3 роки тому +1

      uhhhh r/Woooosh?

    • @austingibson4996
      @austingibson4996 3 роки тому +10

      Alex I was talking about Techno dude

  • @Cheems_1-
    @Cheems_1- 8 місяців тому +3

    Lol I still die laughing when he says that:stay in school kids it makes you better at PvP.

  • @depressedchargersfan8061
    @depressedchargersfan8061 7 місяців тому +3

    If Star Wars took place in Minecraft:
    "It's over Obi Wan, I have the low ground!"
    Technoblade Never Dies

  • @viatic.
    @viatic. 3 роки тому +6575

    "His second mistake was letting me get so many axe crits, as we know his first mistake was challenging me."

  • @glacoxYT
    @glacoxYT 3 роки тому +4395

    Plot twist : there is no editing and he is actually analysing while fighting

    • @depressoespresso5904
      @depressoespresso5904 3 роки тому +40

      :O

    • @toto8351
      @toto8351 3 роки тому +15

      U:

    • @fundyourfuture3008
      @fundyourfuture3008 3 роки тому +25

      That would be amazing

    • @yes9691
      @yes9691 3 роки тому +123

      He’s so powerful that he can pause everything and still talk

    • @zFREE11
      @zFREE11 3 роки тому +45

      he paused all of time and pulled up ms paint to show a diagram
      mid fight

  • @alfiethomas3655
    @alfiethomas3655 8 місяців тому +4

    It’s stupid that after 2 years of education at high school after this video I finally understand his analysis of the hypotenuse near the start

    • @Nepalien_
      @Nepalien_ 8 місяців тому

      bruh 2 years??

  • @Frick1936
    @Frick1936 Рік тому +4

    "But until the next video, I'll see you guys next time"
    *Endscreen states you should click on his latest upload*
    *"so long nerds"*

  • @puip6918
    @puip6918 3 роки тому +1437

    “of course his first mistake was challenging me in the first place”
    - technoblade 2020

    • @xtxl
      @xtxl 3 роки тому +12

      He sounds like the guy from Casually explained when he says that

    • @cocacoaguy
      @cocacoaguy 3 роки тому

      best quote ever

    • @jordanheard9821
      @jordanheard9821 3 роки тому

      I read this right im time with when he said it and immediately started screaming ahha

    • @janachochoroska7850
      @janachochoroska7850 3 роки тому +1

      I WAS SCREAMING WHEN HE SAID THAT FOR SOME REASON

    • @Joelactic
      @Joelactic 3 роки тому

      @@soliotoi 5:07

  • @kuru4836
    @kuru4836 3 роки тому +820

    "If your enemy plays 1.16 they will never expect a steering wheel as your chosen weapon"
    -Sun Tzu, The art of War.

    • @DearHRS
      @DearHRS 3 роки тому +2

      haha good one

    • @supertron6039
      @supertron6039 3 роки тому +5

      The steering wheel is the key to victory.

    • @pokerface5160
      @pokerface5160 3 роки тому +2

      Tokyo drifts into having $100k

    • @kuru4836
      @kuru4836 3 роки тому

      @@pokerface5160 fr

    • @tiernan2580
      @tiernan2580 3 роки тому

      The Sun Tzu memes are back

  • @Justapersonontheinternet-li7nu
    @Justapersonontheinternet-li7nu 8 місяців тому +6

    3 years later and I just realized that this was posted on my birthday

  • @AcidicSea
    @AcidicSea Місяць тому +4

    Its been 3 years and I rewatch this video but realize he's gone

  • @justjohn2146
    @justjohn2146 3 роки тому +4549

    "Mutated teletubbi with smiley face mask tries to stab ADHD farmer pig with burger king crown for 100,000 dollars"

    • @Zeikimatsu
      @Zeikimatsu 3 роки тому +15

      😭😭

    • @kaitheguy1509
      @kaitheguy1509 3 роки тому +42

      This is so amazing, if these dumb unoriginal sun tzu meme comments get more, that’s just sad

    • @pouncelygrin6699
      @pouncelygrin6699 3 роки тому +8

      bruuUUuuUuhhh

    • @whales6314
      @whales6314 3 роки тому +4

      I want to give you a like but for me you have 69 likes...

    • @artteli
      @artteli 3 роки тому +9

      and with eyes for nipples

  • @markusl.4290
    @markusl.4290 3 роки тому +979

    Dream: "I have the high ground!!!"
    Techno: " *Just as planned* "

    • @Ilikepats
      @Ilikepats 3 роки тому +1

      To all the kind people...
      My mom said if I get *10k* subscribers, she will allow me to do youtube full time. God bless everyone that helps.

    • @Chayn
      @Chayn 3 роки тому +2

      Idk if anyone is gonna see this:
      But I hope y’all are doing well and staying safe and don’t let anyone stop you, follow your dreams!!
      I have to give up on my dream to get 1K it’s been hard to get there, help me out please

    • @d9zirable
      @d9zirable 3 роки тому +27

      holy crap the replies
      this isnt self promo street

    • @greyslaurenciana9249
      @greyslaurenciana9249 3 роки тому +6

      @@d9zirable agreed lol

    • @mathisanidioticsport6969
      @mathisanidioticsport6969 3 роки тому

      I read it in Light’s voice

  • @BeeDrill..
    @BeeDrill.. 8 місяців тому +2

    I come back here ever time I feel like crying, I’ve came back here 28 times, in the past 10 months

  • @firstandsecond-jx1tc
    @firstandsecond-jx1tc 2 місяці тому +5

    The only minecraft youtuber who knows maths

  • @eenernanis2664
    @eenernanis2664 3 роки тому +4118

    Techno: don't harass dream
    Techno viewers: of course not, our favorite target is right here

    • @ExtiYT
      @ExtiYT 3 роки тому +133

      Underated comment

    • @abuslayer17
      @abuslayer17 3 роки тому +78

      I don't get why he said that, we don't even care about hurting dream

    • @daniblah400
      @daniblah400 3 роки тому +128

      AbuSlayer 17 ikr all we wanna do is bully Techno for not 10-0 Dream

    • @dharamviryadav7251
      @dharamviryadav7251 3 роки тому +26

      @@daniblah400 technically he couldve only 6-0 dream coz it was first to 6

    • @foxxerss
      @foxxerss 3 роки тому +6

      that is actually so true

  • @infern0_997
    @infern0_997 3 роки тому +1747

    Everyone: doing that thing to the logs was a tactic
    Techno: adhd

    • @Ilikepats
      @Ilikepats 3 роки тому +8

      To all the kind people...
      My mom said if I get *10k* subscribers, she will allow me to do youtube full time. God bless everyone that helps.

    • @beep3038
      @beep3038 3 роки тому +18

      @@Ilikepats ok, I Will help you, beggar, but please start doing things yourself, it Will be fun hehe.

    • @09shrub
      @09shrub 3 роки тому +30

      Ilikepats lmao. There is no way you have 8000 subs legit. Your most viewed video only has 300. Looks like the sub bot will just have to take care of the last 2000.

    • @simonalaniz1192
      @simonalaniz1192 3 роки тому +3

      All part of his master plan.

    • @fryingpanman1250
      @fryingpanman1250 3 роки тому +2

      Ilikepats bruh what how was I already subbed to you

  • @Amittan7449
    @Amittan7449 8 місяців тому +3

    miss you king

  • @Swift_editz681
    @Swift_editz681 Рік тому +3

    1:45 nah bro pulled out th math I'm done 💀

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 3 роки тому +4941

    "I knew if I used the rod for 45 minutes I would be able to break his armor."
    I appreciated your way of thinking.

    • @spiritguardianx2491
      @spiritguardianx2491 3 роки тому +13

      i was trying to find ur comment 3hrs

    • @JGeerse
      @JGeerse 3 роки тому +9

      @@spiritguardianx2491 wdym

    • @ash-xl1cg
      @ash-xl1cg 3 роки тому +18

      Okay so this completely of topic but-
      -Is that StoryShift Chara as profile picture?

    • @Aaron-ln3ht
      @Aaron-ln3ht 3 роки тому +1

      1k now!

    • @omnitroph1501
      @omnitroph1501 3 роки тому +21

      The reason Techno is better is that he would actually consider doing that. He has a level of patience and commitment that Dream cannot match. If Techno were the runner in a manhunt, he would just run for thousands of blocks, delaying the fight until eventually he managed to amass a crushing advantage.

  • @bigwoofer5518
    @bigwoofer5518 3 роки тому +1571

    When Technoblade started sheering the ground, what he really was doing was using one of Sun Tzu famous tactics, “All war is deception.” Sun Tzu, the art of war.

    • @jefvdbs
      @jefvdbs 3 роки тому +9

      Haha
      -Sun Tzu The Art of War

    • @plusxz821
      @plusxz821 3 роки тому +3

      Ok Boomer
      -Lao tse,budha and jhianzi se khan

    • @rzw-06-20
      @rzw-06-20 3 роки тому +3

      Lol Techno axe go brrrrrr - sun tzu art of war

    • @Test1C1314
      @Test1C1314 3 роки тому +1

      Just ADHD

    • @FootyBits
      @FootyBits 3 роки тому

      How many subs for my puppy

  • @artlove3741
    @artlove3741 8 місяців тому +2

    Who still here watching after all this time

  • @itsorcacraft9037
    @itsorcacraft9037 Рік тому +5

    I'm shocked that it's been 2yrs. I miss him and sometimes it hurts watching his old videos but you have to keep the memory alive

  • @oliverkim6610
    @oliverkim6610 3 роки тому +13515

    Dream: gives himself a peptalk.
    Technoblade: adhd, Pythagorean triangle and ancient China.

  • @t0tallynotvanitylynn
    @t0tallynotvanitylynn 3 роки тому +5142

    love the fact that his voice over matches his character’s movements when he says “oh right, $100,000.” LIKE LMFAO

    • @Turki.alshayea
      @Turki.alshayea 3 роки тому +12

      Wdym? Timestamp

    • @leolow5261
      @leolow5261 3 роки тому +56

      @@Turki.alshayea 4:33

    • @boldbriggan
      @boldbriggan 3 роки тому +63

      This was during a legitimate fight too. He had to move his character to remind himself

    • @cure5626
      @cure5626 2 роки тому +7

      haha lol! lmfao!!! so funny!@ lol!÷@

    • @SuNNy-yj4mf
      @SuNNy-yj4mf 2 роки тому +21

      @@cure5626 You wish you could be this funny

  • @bayuarkaan6242
    @bayuarkaan6242 11 місяців тому +9

    wish cancer didnt exist...

  • @kvrissy
    @kvrissy Рік тому +3

    So this is why we got an elbow reveal

  • @sanjeevmaharaj9358
    @sanjeevmaharaj9358 3 роки тому +2385

    Plot twist: Techno was doing this analysis during the fight

    • @penguinboi_2448
      @penguinboi_2448 3 роки тому +142

      Maybe that's why he didn't get the 10 - 0 victory

    • @unblownfx6242
      @unblownfx6242 3 роки тому +116

      hussain gulome No, that was because he was using a steering wheel

    • @songd7466
      @songd7466 3 роки тому +51

      @@unblownfx6242 wasn't*

    • @unblownfx6242
      @unblownfx6242 3 роки тому +5

      Songviet Dau yeah, you’re right

    • @asuiee2062
      @asuiee2062 3 роки тому +11

      That's what any anime protagonist would do.

  • @hugh4245
    @hugh4245 3 роки тому +7634

    MrBeast: look he is carving the wood he is trolling
    Techno: ADHD

  • @mojofang
    @mojofang 6 місяців тому +3

    I like how 3:10 the replay line is a little spiked cuz there is a discord noise so ppl had to know if it would repeat again (like me)

  • @chimmmmm
    @chimmmmm Рік тому +12

    dream fell off and techno died what happened :(

  • @matthewcastor5113
    @matthewcastor5113 3 роки тому +664

    Obi-Wan: I have the high ground
    Techno: ACTUALLY

    • @hey-pr6mu
      @hey-pr6mu 3 роки тому +4

      The theorus of the hypothetical karen of the cheeto domen will make your karneerat stronger
      -skeppy

    • @4kduck947
      @4kduck947 3 роки тому +6

      high ground is only effective in a game like bedwars where you can get miles of high ground, drop down onto your opponent, and in the tick of taking fall damage, they cant hit you, and you can combo them or slap them off of a bridge.

    • @hey-pr6mu
      @hey-pr6mu 3 роки тому

      @@4kduck947 your profile picture... Why

    • @dylansmith8215
      @dylansmith8215 3 роки тому +2

      technonerd nerva dies

    • @bubblechip4
      @bubblechip4 3 роки тому +2

      But in Kenobis duel, anakin attempted to jump OVER Obi-Wan, giving him an opportunity to cut him down from UNDER

  • @onlirier2993
    @onlirier2993 3 роки тому +12349

    Dream: I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
    Technoblade: math