Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament

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  • Опубліковано 1 сер 2020
  • i play in Minecraft Ultimate and get a few kills to save the orphans
    thumbnail by / 1288675083825840129
    miracle foundation (my chosen charity for the event): www.miraclefoundation.org/
    TEAMMATES:
    Calvin: / rodtricked
    xNestorio: / xnestorio
    OTHER POVs:
    TapL: / taplharv
    TommyInnit: / tommyinnit
    Pigicial: / pigicial
    FireBreathMan: / firebreathman
    Nardcoo: / nardc0
    Pokeaim: / pokeaim
    Papaplatte: / papaplatte
    Robbo: / robbofunny
    become a CHANNEL MEMBER here: / @technoblade
    other YT channel (go subscribe): / @technothepig1448
    follow me on twitter too: / technothepig
    music:
    “Last Fight For Freedom” by Edgar Hopp
    www.epidemicsound.com/referra...
    “Bay Breeze” by Dylan Sitts
    www.epidemicsound.com/referra...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 46 тис.

  • @CxIvxn
    @CxIvxn 3 роки тому +148398

    It was so fun. thank you for teaming with us. (my shot at 8:10 AMAZING)

    • @purpledragon6035
      @purpledragon6035 3 роки тому +5047

      They've been tricked, they've been backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled

    • @crusadr_4966
      @crusadr_4966 3 роки тому +3128

      You were the true carry even though you died once LMAO

    • @Cheeriohs
      @Cheeriohs 3 роки тому +779

      Np! It was fun teaming w you!

    • @Acecer
      @Acecer 3 роки тому +336

      Ay yo love your videos i want more rl lol

    • @dantibblet
      @dantibblet 3 роки тому +487

      you all are sociopaths

  • @user-dm5pv6fm8g
    @user-dm5pv6fm8g 3 роки тому +5093

    Imagine being so scary that people just yell “ITS HIIIMMMMM” when they see you coming

  • @Jake-ln6rj
    @Jake-ln6rj 3 роки тому +6944

    Tournament players: “Yeah I’ll lose this tournament when pigs fly”
    Technoblade: *”hey”*

  • @photondemonz7868
    @photondemonz7868 8 місяців тому +3720

    I'm telling you. There's no way Techno isn't currently in an isakai rn kicking ass all over again

    • @spoonmanthe3rd
      @spoonmanthe3rd 7 місяців тому +333

      Reincarnated as a pig?

    • @q_0191
      @q_0191 7 місяців тому +73

      i love this comment

    • @ojamaftk9585
      @ojamaftk9585 6 місяців тому +122

      I'd pay so much to watch that anime

    • @Fish12421
      @Fish12421 6 місяців тому +190

      I was so op in my last life that I was reincarnated as a pig. 😂

    • @jhobted2058
      @jhobted2058 6 місяців тому +103

      ​@@spoonmanthe3rdtheres literally an anime airing this season about a guy who reincarnated as a pig 💀

  • @-ZM_Gaming-
    @-ZM_Gaming- 6 місяців тому +1630

    The scream in every player's soul when they saw technoplane just proves how Techno came really close to getting a degree in psychology, his prescence itself is enough to make even the strongest man run away in fear.

    • @Case2_0
      @Case2_0 6 місяців тому +76

      That’s why God had to remove him. He was becoming too powerful.

    • @-ZM_Gaming-
      @-ZM_Gaming- 6 місяців тому +56

      @@Case2_0 he had too much intelligence for this world

    • @yorgmcsmorglehorfen2278
      @yorgmcsmorglehorfen2278 5 місяців тому +7

      He's like lu bu in dynasty warriors games.

    • @Akira_2x
      @Akira_2x Місяць тому +6

      That's why he was sent to an isakai

    • @burgesskids2101
      @burgesskids2101 Місяць тому +4

      you mean the second strongest man, because the strongest man doesn't work cause, Techno IS the strongest man.

  • @sadaderlangga17
    @sadaderlangga17 3 роки тому +6043

    Their Team is basically
    1. Techno : A flying tank
    2. Nestorio : A Fuckin Turret
    3. Calvin : A crazy swordsman

    • @meh92
      @meh92 2 роки тому +77

      A crazy swordman ya say?

    • @sadaderlangga17
      @sadaderlangga17 2 роки тому +66

      @@meh92 Ok that sounds better, let me edit that. Idk what's wrong with me a week ago

    • @wiruzTheWalter
      @wiruzTheWalter 2 роки тому +18

      @@sadaderlangga17 wat was it before

    • @asianpersuasion4901
      @asianpersuasion4901 2 роки тому +26

      berserker*

    • @Mateo-ov7xx
      @Mateo-ov7xx 2 роки тому +14

      calvin was the better shooter

  • @Bliitzkriieg
    @Bliitzkriieg 3 роки тому +4807

    “We won with a grand total of 116 kills”
    “The events previous record was 19 btw”
    The mega co-op just went in Techno’s favor and got them more kills

    • @nerd5858
      @nerd5858 3 роки тому +203

      It was 19 for one person Still though techno got 47 kills
      Crazy

    • @jakeelli5129
      @jakeelli5129 3 роки тому +43

      Honestly those three went wild

    • @runiki879
      @runiki879 3 роки тому +64

      actually he got more than that cuz fire aspect may burn enemies to death and he wont get the kill

    • @Galaxy-ug5ik
      @Galaxy-ug5ik 3 роки тому +23

      Thing is, he was a substitute and cause more pain then satan

    • @nerd5858
      @nerd5858 3 роки тому +5

      RunicIce pretty sure he cleaned anyone who he saw

  • @thetorterradude
    @thetorterradude 9 місяців тому +4545

    That 3v21 has to be one of the greatest battles I've ever seen
    Rest in peace, Techno

    • @venuslicetrack
      @venuslicetrack 7 місяців тому +34

      That was an intense epic war

    • @d1nodray
      @d1nodray 4 місяці тому +89

      "We have you 21 to 3."
      "I like those odds."

    • @hyperfreeze2714
      @hyperfreeze2714 4 місяці тому +15

      @@d1nodray it would be 7 to 1

    • @d1nodray
      @d1nodray 4 місяці тому +1

      @@hyperfreeze2714good point

    • @ham_sammy3365
      @ham_sammy3365 4 місяці тому +3

      Top 10 Best Anime Battles

  • @joshbruce8594
    @joshbruce8594 7 місяців тому +502

    12:18 "Knock knock, it's the United States with the air support!" might be my favorite Techno line ever. It's a toss up between that and "I need to take a break from drowning to get a drink of water." RIP Techno you absolute beast!

    • @betsegg
      @betsegg 2 місяці тому +6

      that was a bill wurtz reference, specifically the history of japan video

    • @kaijames2281
      @kaijames2281 2 дні тому +1

      "These orphans are getting destroyed" and "this is the second worst thing that had ever happened to these orphans" are also up there

  • @andreidanilov9925
    @andreidanilov9925 3 роки тому +3303

    Nestor:
    “SHOT EM”
    “GOT EM”
    “BOP EM”
    “TWIST EM”

    • @teentraveler1790
      @teentraveler1790 3 роки тому +33

      I love this comment.

    • @lgchamp1999
      @lgchamp1999 3 роки тому +7

      Lol robot chicken

    • @kreonidas7475
      @kreonidas7475 3 роки тому +3

      Adult Swim reference?

    • @arthur9491
      @arthur9491 3 роки тому +29

      His skills with the bow are insane

    • @superfred1.9
      @superfred1.9 3 роки тому +5

      pull em shake em break em take em slice em dice em spice em

  • @stonehowl
    @stonehowl 3 роки тому +7804

    In this episode:
    Technoblade: Technoplane
    Calvin: 1v4 every team
    Nestor: _Shot em. Got em._

    • @imJojie
      @imJojie 3 роки тому +99

      This comment needs more likes, LOL

    • @Willimann
      @Willimann 3 роки тому +17

      its at 500
      i think

    • @gr1mgamer488
      @gr1mgamer488 3 роки тому +38

      wayy to accurate XD

    • @mariolahajduk2505
      @mariolahajduk2505 3 роки тому +6

      lol someone commented the same thing 10 minutes before you

    • @pokethelily
      @pokethelily 3 роки тому +2

      @@imJojie found u

  • @ScorpionStudios1
    @ScorpionStudios1 8 місяців тому +3970

    Chat: You think Techno can win on a team of 3?
    Organisers: Yeah, when pigs fly
    Techno: That can be arranged
    Technoblade Never Dies.

    • @icemask1098
      @icemask1098 6 місяців тому +98

      “That can be arranged” lmao

    • @Monster-hm3ut
      @Monster-hm3ut 6 місяців тому +44

      I can hear him saying that 😂

    • @dakokonut2501
      @dakokonut2501 6 місяців тому +12

      Techno never dies 😢

    • @Monster-hm3ut
      @Monster-hm3ut 6 місяців тому +14

      @@dakokonut2501 bro he isn't dead he's obviously just not uploaded like he did with the potato war 🙄

    • @PersonCuber
      @PersonCuber 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@@Monster-hm3utI honestly hope so bro, I'd be so happy

  • @Van-dq4sw
    @Van-dq4sw 10 місяців тому +1099

    "This is the part of the video where I tell you to subscribe, I'm trying to get to three million-"
    *looks at the count: 16.2Mil and rising*
    You made it, and so much more.

    • @thelord0virus
      @thelord0virus 2 місяці тому +11

      I literally just did that now lol 3:56

    • @-Brickbro1
      @-Brickbro1 2 місяці тому

      Flying pigs 🪽🐖🐖

    • @theminecraftskillz832
      @theminecraftskillz832 2 місяці тому +8

      Literally did the exact same thing 😭

    • @Akira_2x
      @Akira_2x Місяць тому +3

      Same!

    • @mcyounglordlauch7012
      @mcyounglordlauch7012 Місяць тому +6

      16.8mio xD
      I just love watching these old videos and reading comments of the community, it's a shame techno couldn't see this...

  • @asianotakuguy
    @asianotakuguy 2 роки тому +7693

    The Alliance: "Give up, it's 21 against 3."
    Technoblade: "That's hardly fair. _You should've brought more people."_

    • @AceOfStars0
      @AceOfStars0 2 роки тому +68

      This one your hono(u)r

    • @Fem_Witch
      @Fem_Witch 2 роки тому +145

      "Then it is a fair fight."

    • @illurinatibeans4667
      @illurinatibeans4667 2 роки тому +165

      "I am not stuck in this magical border with all of you, you are all stuck in here with me!"

    • @luckless7163
      @luckless7163 2 роки тому +91

      Alliance: "it'2 21 to 3 surrender"
      Techno: "I like those odds"

    • @herofox12
      @herofox12 2 роки тому +60

      To be fair, they couldn’t really recruit more due to Techno killing them earlier. These are just the survivors.

  • @samtherat6
    @samtherat6 3 роки тому +7410

    Event organizers: Hmm, a team of 21 vs 3, I don’t think that will be fair
    Techno: *You’re goddamn right.*

    • @hozhuofeng9877
      @hozhuofeng9877 3 роки тому +331

      21 was not enough to fight 3

    • @BaridCashTagmout
      @BaridCashTagmout 3 роки тому +165

      Not enough to fight 1 and that person is techno

    • @nimragull222
      @nimragull222 3 роки тому +62

      Wait a minute, you look familiar

    • @darkamezcua3628
      @darkamezcua3628 3 роки тому +26

      Underated comment 😂😂

    • @zanderhandler129
      @zanderhandler129 3 роки тому +40

      Bring a few dozen more guys, then it'll be a fair fight.

  • @prestoo264
    @prestoo264 9 місяців тому +1707

    15:16 finally a player smart enough to realize that a man without a chestplate takes a shit ton of damage

    • @ItsDeveloper_
      @ItsDeveloper_ 8 місяців тому +36

      exactly

    • @adilplays2312
      @adilplays2312 6 місяців тому +24

      giga walli

    • @ethangc081
      @ethangc081 5 місяців тому +97

      but he wasnt smart enough to realize that man is technoblade

    • @mymumoverwaterstheflowersd8071
      @mymumoverwaterstheflowersd8071 4 місяці тому +7

      My man walli

    • @Quinton_ovo_
      @Quinton_ovo_ 3 місяці тому +29

      ​@@ethangc081either it was fight at a chance advantage or take the L without dignity. That man did good

  • @Boltclick
    @Boltclick 5 місяців тому +361

    I love how everyone else's video is actually coherent, while Techno, Nester, and Calvin just have a *massive kill montage.*

  • @b.m.4415
    @b.m.4415 3 роки тому +3620

    Note: after this, chat asked him incessantly to adopt TommyInnit
    Edit:
    3 years later and the thread is still active. Technoblade never dies

    • @Vexkll
      @Vexkll 3 роки тому +241

      and squid

    • @cosmologicalx
      @cosmologicalx 3 роки тому +256

      "are you up for adoption tommyinnit?" -Tubbo

    • @evangeline9859
      @evangeline9859 3 роки тому +59

      I was definatley not one of those people.

    • @SsukiMaru
      @SsukiMaru 3 роки тому +38

      @@cosmologicalx " Ah Yiu up fo adAAAption tommyEEnnit?"
      -Tubbo in his accent

    • @kianadresse891
      @kianadresse891 3 роки тому +7

      Evangeline I too was not one of these people

  • @ajrocks5677
    @ajrocks5677 3 роки тому +6925

    "Hey, you think techno can win on a team of three"
    "Psh yeah, when pigs fly"
    Technoplane:

    • @lola126yearsago3
      @lola126yearsago3 3 роки тому +63

      Ajrocks567 underated

    • @opa8012
      @opa8012 3 роки тому +5

      Copied

    • @kyleroberts3899
      @kyleroberts3899 3 роки тому +47

      @@opa8012 u copied someone saying copied it was a good comment he can repost

    • @jthegamer360
      @jthegamer360 3 роки тому +9

      technoplane never dies

    • @ferry5133
      @ferry5133 3 роки тому +9

      @@opa8012 you copied someone saying copied

  • @Fr0stArc
    @Fr0stArc 9 місяців тому +470

    Techno truly was the physical manifestation of the unbeatable boss at the start of old RPG's. Came in out of nowhere, slaghtered hundreds with minimal challenge, and when someone tries to stand up, they get crunched faster than you can say buyers remorse

    • @sirmidnight2039
      @sirmidnight2039 5 місяців тому +5

      I see you're a fan of BL2.
      Also, you are 100% correct.

    • @Fr0stArc
      @Fr0stArc 4 місяці тому +8

      @sirmidnight2039 Wait a minute... Hah! Well hang me upside down from a telephone pole naked and leave me to the death of hungry spiderants! You ain't Hyperion! You're a vault hunter huh... You're like a unicorn....

    • @sirmidnight2039
      @sirmidnight2039 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Fr0stArc Gee, another Dead Vault hunter... Handsome Jack's been busy- Wait a minute, You're not Dead! Yes! Claptrap, your metaphorical ship has finally come in- Allow me to introduce myself, I am a Cl4p-TP steward bot, But my friends call me Claptrap- they would if any of them were still alive, or had existed in the first place.

    • @Fr0stArc
      @Fr0stArc 4 місяці тому

      @@sirmidnight2039 You're like two peas in a pod! Two bullets in a mag! Two cannibal midgets in a fat guys ribcage!

  • @jordengg3629
    @jordengg3629 9 місяців тому +812

    It’s a tradition once in a while to rewatch all of his videos

    • @nana-jv1hi
      @nana-jv1hi 7 місяців тому +13

      I watch them way too often

    • @ojamaftk9585
      @ojamaftk9585 6 місяців тому +19

      ​@@nana-jv1hithere's no such thing as "too often" when it comes to these videos

    • @itsjidan4927
      @itsjidan4927 5 місяців тому +6

      Never get old

    • @varram3488
      @varram3488 4 місяці тому +2

      same here RIP o7
      anytime i feel down I back and laugh at his jokes

    • @someguy6260
      @someguy6260 3 місяці тому +2

      o7

  • @zoot7981
    @zoot7981 3 роки тому +4304

    “I’ll lose when pigs fl-
    *insert elytra noises* “TECHNOPLANEE”

  • @Gayassraccoon
    @Gayassraccoon 3 роки тому +2936

    Every team: *screaming when they see techno*
    Techno, Calvin, and Nestor: *casual talking while committing mass genocide*

    • @ominous8886
      @ominous8886 3 роки тому +53

      I love your name, because it perfectly describes techno's team.

    • @Tam-Ezrac
      @Tam-Ezrac 3 роки тому +29

      @@ominous8886 God gonna feel guilty about this for a *llllooooonnnnggg* time

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 3 роки тому +36

      techno had already won via phycological warfare, he introduced fear deep into the hearts of his foes which lowered their morale and made many a team break upon the mere sight of them.

    • @ag6371
      @ag6371 3 роки тому +5

      TapL: *A I R R A I D S I R E N G O E S O F F*

    • @-ZM_Gaming-
      @-ZM_Gaming- 23 дні тому +1

      Techno, nestorio, and Calvin: wdym this is our new found hobby

  • @Djchoruskid
    @Djchoruskid Місяць тому +63

    Imagine this with proximity voice chat.... just casually hearing a "TECHNOPLANEEEE" getting louder and louder

  • @anxiouserbear2582
    @anxiouserbear2582 9 місяців тому +381

    I'm going to miss moments like (8:00) No one will get jump scared by techno during events. No more mass stabbings by him. No beating up other players on servers. RIP Techno, we miss you ❤👑

    • @dehydrated02
      @dehydrated02 8 місяців тому +14

      Mr beast’s accountants sure as hell won’t miss him
      Rip 😅😂

    • @dehydrated02
      @dehydrated02 8 місяців тому +11

      Don’t worry, I’m telling the jokes he would’ve wanted.

    • @dehydrated02
      @dehydrated02 8 місяців тому +10

      The orphans are free from fear now rip 😢

    • @UltraPancake-qe6vh
      @UltraPancake-qe6vh 2 місяці тому +3

      @@dehydrated02 that was the worst thing ever to happen to those orphans😢

    • @dehydrated02
      @dehydrated02 2 місяці тому +2

      @@UltraPancake-qe6vh I came back to this months later and I’m laughing at my own joke

  • @ezrax3975
    @ezrax3975 3 роки тому +3252

    "Sir we are outnumbered 3 to 21"
    Techno: "Then it is a fair fight"

    • @rexsoldier215
      @rexsoldier215 3 роки тому +196

      Techno: I like those odds

    • @aiklintok8046
      @aiklintok8046 3 роки тому +101

      “Numbers don’t matter” Technoblade (20-20)

    • @penguin2985
      @penguin2985 3 роки тому +45

      @@aiklintok8046 that quote sounds really bad out of context

    • @Gamer-kazinky
      @Gamer-kazinky 3 роки тому +60

      "we've got you 21 to 3!"
      "i like those odds"

    • @nevira1009
      @nevira1009 3 роки тому +27

      That’s not fair- you’d need about the entire world to take down Techno

  • @brayden2983
    @brayden2983 3 роки тому +3620

    Techno: We Amassed a collective total of 116 kills"
    Also Techno: *Casually Drops the Fact that the Previous record was 19*

    • @aclinh7322
      @aclinh7322 3 роки тому +27

      Nice

    • @megamansoupreme7122
      @megamansoupreme7122 3 роки тому +253

      Not only did they beat the record for team kills, they each beat that record with individual kills

    • @kenahumuza8832
      @kenahumuza8832 3 роки тому +45

      @@megamansoupreme7122 holy shit theyre op

    • @Panda10million
      @Panda10million 3 роки тому +94

      Everyone on that team individually broke the former team record

    • @Metawire61
      @Metawire61 3 роки тому +32

      @@megamansoupreme7122 both techno and clvin doubled that count with their individual score

  • @TXnRedPanda
    @TXnRedPanda Місяць тому +44

    The raw fear in TapL's voice whenever he yelled "IT'S HIMMMMMMMM" just shows how powerful techno was lol. Rest in peace you absolute legend

  • @lazertomate24
    @lazertomate24 6 місяців тому +134

    Noah: He can't possibly win in a team of 3 among teams of 4.
    Techno: 3vs21 like it's nothing lmao

  • @orion2826
    @orion2826 3 роки тому +2940

    Everyone: "What happened to the 21 players that surrounds you?"
    Techno: *_"Gone, reduced to atoms"_*

    • @paulsad7624
      @paulsad7624 3 роки тому +35

      Items*
      Laying on The floor

    • @bugbug44
      @bugbug44 3 роки тому +25

      reduced to items*

    • @smolkidd
      @smolkidd 3 роки тому +24

      21 players : *BREAKS RULE CROSSTEAMS*
      techno: bonjour
      karma:konichiwa
      turret man(idk his name):ni hao
      calvin:shalom

    • @ibeatyoubtw4229
      @ibeatyoubtw4229 3 роки тому +4

      Bruh I wrote this more than ten hours ago and I got no likes bruhhhh

    • @blobbloop6754
      @blobbloop6754 3 роки тому +1

      True how we will never know

  • @iambangleslick
    @iambangleslick 3 роки тому +3793

    *The 21 People* : This is war,
    *techno* : no, this is a massacre.

  • @ImAnoobPSplayer
    @ImAnoobPSplayer 9 місяців тому +474

    Nestorio : Shot em, shot em, got em!
    Techno : I dont care about the event I just want 30 kills in here.
    Calvin : *UNCONTROLLABLE MANIACAL LAUGHTER EVERY 30 SECONDS*
    Calvin's comment idea by : @TeamEchidna

    • @BadOpen
      @BadOpen 3 місяці тому +3

      Calvin: *uncontrollable maniacal laughter every 30 seconds*

    • @ImAnoobPSplayer
      @ImAnoobPSplayer 3 місяці тому +3

      @@BadOpen im gonna borrow this comment ❤️

    • @ImAnoobPSplayer
      @ImAnoobPSplayer 3 місяці тому +3

      @@BadOpen ill put ur name on so u get credit

  • @shientioh4865
    @shientioh4865 2 місяці тому +87

    They forgot the secret 4th player on their team, chat's money

    • @Akira_2x
      @Akira_2x Місяць тому +1

      IM DYING IDK WHAT OT SYA XD

    • @-ZM_Gaming-
      @-ZM_Gaming- 23 дні тому +3

      Techno Support

    • @RainGames2024
      @RainGames2024 10 днів тому

      Lol, underrated comment, he woulda still been awesome without it tho. 😁

  • @orvobx7909
    @orvobx7909 2 роки тому +4158

    "SIR WE'RE SURROUNDED!"
    Techno: "those poor bastards"

    • @kuba03100
      @kuba03100 2 роки тому +40

      Underrated

    • @feyhem01_
      @feyhem01_ 2 роки тому +31

      What the heck is that picture man?!

    • @ae3464
      @ae3464 2 роки тому +25

      @@feyhem01_ its ham and bread idiot lol

    • @feyhem01_
      @feyhem01_ 2 роки тому +11

      @@ae3464 oh boi i get it rn but still its looking like a chicken body

    • @playonlinegames6418
      @playonlinegames6418 2 роки тому +13

      @@feyhem01_ pffft HAHAHAHAHA LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF THOSE BOT AGAIN WHEN I GIVE A QUICK LOOK TO IT

  • @taleonjaeronamielj.8711
    @taleonjaeronamielj.8711 3 роки тому +3867

    Everyone when seeing the 21 people teamed against Techno: Noooo he'll be massacred
    Techno: *I am the massacre*

    • @robopope7584
      @robopope7584 3 роки тому +128

      It was a massacre. But not against Techno

    • @HobosCanFly
      @HobosCanFly 3 роки тому +199

      Techno: Call an ambulance, but not for me

    • @Polywog_
      @Polywog_ 3 роки тому +9

      @@HobosCanFly I now right lol

    • @eny9370
      @eny9370 3 роки тому +6

      HobosCanFly giv me your money old man!

    • @bb3110
      @bb3110 3 роки тому +3

      lmaoooo

  • @lncoming
    @lncoming 6 місяців тому +97

    10:57 TapL's scream will forever be etched into my soul. The genuine terror is insane...

  • @thundermagnet
    @thundermagnet 28 днів тому +24

    I love coming back to this video every now and again. My favorite part? The sheer horror of players realizing Techno was still going to win even when faced with a massive army.

  • @mophunt9628
    @mophunt9628 3 роки тому +3830

    Techno: (strategic talking)
    Nestorio: Shot em
    Calvin: (roasting enemies)
    This team is perfect

    • @thecountercounter9127
      @thecountercounter9127 3 роки тому +239

      and yet despite speaking entirely different on things, they ALL unanimously agree on the prospect of DIAMOND PANTS FOR TECHNO

    • @potato.pancake
      @potato.pancake 3 роки тому +239

      @@thecountercounter9127 i absolutely love how they had the unanimous thought process of “but it would be funny”

    • @jimmyjawnn2242
      @jimmyjawnn2242 3 роки тому +120

      "shot em, shot em, shot em, got em"

    • @catchara1496
      @catchara1496 3 роки тому +67

      @@corinne-bc7wi I KNOW RIGHT THE MAN’S A SNIPER

    • @greatestgrasshopper9210
      @greatestgrasshopper9210 3 роки тому +9

      Gottem

  • @lilpink6192
    @lilpink6192 3 роки тому +8104

    "shot 'em"
    "shot 'em"
    "shot 'em"
    "got 'em"
    his aim is immaculate.

    • @luicanmihneailie4655
      @luicanmihneailie4655 3 роки тому +176

      Aimbot confirmed

    • @Lucas-mb5ee
      @Lucas-mb5ee 3 роки тому +211

      12:49 LOL

    • @Infernapalm
      @Infernapalm 3 роки тому +20

      shot 'em

    • @Zero2k
      @Zero2k 3 роки тому +120

      Bro I’m not kidding I was actually thinking those exact words when I was watching him beam people.

    • @StorableGaming
      @StorableGaming 3 роки тому +167

      That’s Nestorios whole thing 😭 “shot em” hes been a bow god since forever

  • @Dat1Crush
    @Dat1Crush 10 місяців тому +66

    *hears arrow hit the ground*
    “No no… ITS HIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!”
    Man is forever traumatized 💀😭

  • @TheCrimeStand_2231
    @TheCrimeStand_2231 5 місяців тому +27

    17:14
    Can we just appreciate the fact Techno has killed 15% of the server? And hasn't died?
    Technoblade never dies taken seriously

  • @canpiv09
    @canpiv09 2 роки тому +7300

    Viewer: "But won't Technoblade just kill everyone?"
    Organizer: "Yeah, when pigs fly."
    Technoblade: "I can arrange that."

    • @Starwarrior-pw5st
      @Starwarrior-pw5st 2 роки тому +197

      TECHNOPLANE activate

    • @chewy4722
      @chewy4722 2 роки тому +73

      technoplane intensifies

    • @w4yn
      @w4yn 2 роки тому +23

      @@chewy4722 EEEEERRRRRRRRR VROOOOOOM

    • @plygem6927
      @plygem6927 2 роки тому +26

      turret has entered the plane

    • @kittycatkaii3780
      @kittycatkaii3780 2 роки тому +22

      @@w4yn technoplane, technoplane, does whatever a technoplane does

  • @nickerdoodle2300
    @nickerdoodle2300 3 роки тому +4414

    Noah: “Yeah, they’ll win this event when pigs fly.”
    Technoblade: JUST WATCH ME

    • @runic3063
      @runic3063 3 роки тому +164

      *transforms*
      Technoplane: How the turns have turned

    • @alvinthomas552
      @alvinthomas552 3 роки тому +57

      This is actually a really good comment lol

    • @FinnLeonard-gm1wf
      @FinnLeonard-gm1wf 3 роки тому +12

      But techno is a pig and he was flying in the event, noah predicted it from the start

    • @sirpale
      @sirpale 3 роки тому +21

      Finn Leonard Thats the joke

    • @alvinthomas552
      @alvinthomas552 3 роки тому +8

      @@FinnLeonard-gm1wf please can someone escort this man out of here

  • @DaringTheFangirl
    @DaringTheFangirl 3 місяці тому +36

    I'm only now realizing just how many members of the QSMP actually had interactions (however small and brief) with Techno. 7:05 He managed to kill aypierre, and somehow it kinda warms my heart a little, especially with the memorial on the server.

  • @SirNobleIZH
    @SirNobleIZH 9 місяців тому +48

    2:18 is the moment Techno learned the blitzkrieg

  • @seraphinitee
    @seraphinitee 3 роки тому +3753

    Everyone: "They wont win. I mean it'll be fun but its a team of 3 against teams of 4"
    Them: *fights a 3v21 and wins*

    • @sxmplylemon769
      @sxmplylemon769 3 роки тому +41

      Anora Fr tho lmaoo

    • @grant2617
      @grant2617 3 роки тому +24

      Hahahah fr though that was sick

    • @finalplot8773
      @finalplot8773 3 роки тому +184

      As stated in the bible, genesis 3:23, and I quote: "God had written many laws, some more important then others, but none more important then this singular piece, which read `Technoblade never dies`

    • @exicutioner161
      @exicutioner161 3 роки тому +67

      *_We can make a religion out of this._*

    • @Desu_Desu
      @Desu_Desu 3 роки тому +26

      There is xNestorio as well, one of the best pvp players, maybe even better than Technoblade

  • @caesar_cider2777
    @caesar_cider2777 3 роки тому +8485

    This man really just said "It'll be funny" and then *had his team slaughter over half the competition*

    • @itzjelly7664
      @itzjelly7664 3 роки тому +89

      Lmao

    • @kmc9993
      @kmc9993 3 роки тому +125

      For real though

    • @l0rdbnne795
      @l0rdbnne795 3 роки тому +44

      With -1 tm

    • @castro2themoon144
      @castro2themoon144 3 роки тому +98

      @@l0rdbnne795 a combined kd of 116

    • @l0rdbnne795
      @l0rdbnne795 3 роки тому +194

      Not to mention the 3v26 when he said "we trained for this its like the 2v6 but more"

  • @MarshallLeeFlames
    @MarshallLeeFlames 10 місяців тому +20

    "We practiced the 3v6, this is that but more."
    Genius.

  • @kingofthekasl445
    @kingofthekasl445 7 місяців тому +29

    Seeing Tommy’s pov when techno flew to him never fails to make me laugh and remind me of all the good things techno has done for us and all the memories he left for us as well

  • @glennupchurch5859
    @glennupchurch5859 3 роки тому +2378

    "It'll be funny" - famous words of Techno before he farmed potatoes 11 hours a day for a year, claimed the entirety of SMP Earth, and slaughetered 116 youtubers like fish in a barrel in MC Championship.

    • @1lik3c0ff3
      @1lik3c0ff3 3 роки тому +33

      PERFECTION

    • @q.s.9810
      @q.s.9810 3 роки тому +6

      Yes

    • @gibber4330
      @gibber4330 3 роки тому +53

      Mc ultimate, not mcc

    • @kalebbruwer
      @kalebbruwer 3 роки тому +49

      Some day he's gonna run for president, just so he can write NERD over America

    • @sahave5042
      @sahave5042 3 роки тому

      gibberjabsab Probably still works for mcc

  • @mikehawkhurts2803
    @mikehawkhurts2803 3 роки тому +4665

    The reason the dream smp banned the end, is because they are afraid of Technoplane 2.0

    • @ivanthenerd
      @ivanthenerd 3 роки тому +204

      That freaking make sense

    • @NekuroMC
      @NekuroMC 3 роки тому +223

      Technoplane but trident

    • @carolineharrison8260
      @carolineharrison8260 3 роки тому +93

      Aquapig

    • @mrigankjain4857
      @mrigankjain4857 3 роки тому +121

      Yeah technoplane(that doesn't depend on rain) with crossbow is the last thing the l'manburg government needs.

    • @lucasrhee2401
      @lucasrhee2401 3 роки тому +8

      This comment is stolen from another vid

  • @__.dreamwalker
    @__.dreamwalker 7 місяців тому +14

    I remember watching this in the morning while eating cereal and grinning throughout the whole vid, it feels surreal that it has been 3 years now, miss you king o7

  • @dayminder7414
    @dayminder7414 Місяць тому +8

    To quote Hitman 3,
    "It's five against one"
    "Yes, see your mistake?"

  • @majin3328
    @majin3328 3 роки тому +3452

    Tommy: “cross team??”
    *flying pig comes in

  • @galacticgreyson1015
    @galacticgreyson1015 3 роки тому +2694

    Techno: Can I win the championship
    Random person: When pigs fly
    Techno: ok

  • @-ZM_Gaming-
    @-ZM_Gaming- 6 місяців тому +18

    This is the greatest battle of all time
    3v21
    Techno: the plane, the blood god, hell.
    Nestorio: the turret, the sniper
    Calvin: the wounded, the swordsman
    Vs
    An entire army
    Result: Technoplane Squad winning a decisive victory

  • @ogeee923
    @ogeee923 7 місяців тому +42

    The absolute HORROR in his scream at 11:00 makes me cry with laughter every single time, absolutely incredible how Techno put fear into the hearts of other players and yet everyone loved and respected him.
    We miss you every day ❤️
    Technoblade never dies

  • @seniorresearcher9752
    @seniorresearcher9752 3 роки тому +1868

    Last 21 teams: “SURRENDER WE HAVE GOT YOU SURROUNDED”
    Techno Calvin and xNestorio: “All we are surrounded by is fear and dead men”

  • @kevinalfaro5116
    @kevinalfaro5116 3 роки тому +3758

    Tommyinnt: CROSSTEAM
    Techno in the back: plane engine starting

  • @TheOriginalStarwalker64
    @TheOriginalStarwalker64 4 місяці тому +40

    I love how in literally every tournament Tehcno participated in, he was just an unstoppable force of nature that people could only hope to avoid
    Edit: I made the mistake of not using past tense. It's still shocking that he's gone...

  • @howlinggearsdesigns-world384
    @howlinggearsdesigns-world384 5 місяців тому +13

    I forget it everyy time but I'm convinced my mind brings me back to this video just to hear the absolute bone chilling fear in TapL's voice when :
    " IT'S HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMM!!!!!!! "

  • @k.laniii
    @k.laniii 3 роки тому +3397

    I love the fact that they can just scream “ITS HIM!” and know exactly who it is LMAO 10:58

  • @Rin-xx4vj
    @Rin-xx4vj 3 роки тому +7558

    “When pigs fly, everyone will die”
    -Sun tzu, the art of war
    Rest In Peace Techno. You will not be forgotten.

    • @ex_coelis
      @ex_coelis 3 роки тому +180

      I do believe this is the greatest quote of all time

    • @tordnt656
      @tordnt656 3 роки тому +65

      this made me laugh more than it should have

    • @Livia-T
      @Livia-T 3 роки тому +46

      THEY ARE TOO POWERFUL TO BE KEPT ALIVE

    • @pvcpaul._.2739
      @pvcpaul._.2739 3 роки тому +38

      Sun tzu was an smart person.

    • @learned488
      @learned488 3 роки тому +14

      @@Livia-T it's he's to dangerous to be left alive.

  • @Earthnevevo
    @Earthnevevo 2 місяці тому +10

    When you're so good you can gain over 6 million subs posthumously, rest in power Techno.

  • @nokenkeyboad135
    @nokenkeyboad135 8 місяців тому +15

    bro 1 guy has the smoothest quality ever and then technoblade has 5 pixels per square mile

  • @dolgrinhos2547
    @dolgrinhos2547 2 роки тому +4119

    "and so we won the tournament with 116 kill" "the last all time records is 19" BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    • @breadguy2224
      @breadguy2224 2 роки тому +178

      He did not kill half the players BAD

    • @ajaxxvoidmage3454
      @ajaxxvoidmage3454 2 роки тому +178

      He didn't get 200 kills? L

    • @idiotgaming6376
      @idiotgaming6376 2 роки тому +32

      Sckulls for the sckull throne

    • @nogerald4887
      @nogerald4887 2 роки тому +13

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    • @hitman2040
      @hitman2040 2 роки тому +32

      Eat
      Sleep
      Kill 1000 players and bully them
      Repeat

  • @valentynek918
    @valentynek918 3 роки тому +2934

    21 people crossteaming: easy win
    techno: sees all of them
    21 people: WHY DO I HEARD BOSS MUSIC

    • @alto1452
      @alto1452 3 роки тому +11

      That’s a good one 🤣

    • @zealotoftheorchard9853
      @zealotoftheorchard9853 3 роки тому +103

      Technoblade: CALL AN AMBULANCE
      *Pulls out fire sword*
      Technoblade: But not for me

    • @brayden2983
      @brayden2983 3 роки тому +26

      Looks at the Top Of their Screen and see a red bar. (Raid in Progress)

    • @magicdirt3431
      @magicdirt3431 3 роки тому +7

      LMAO

    • @ARandomGuyLivin
      @ARandomGuyLivin 3 роки тому +2

      THIS IS SO TRUE

  • @Demoknightf2
    @Demoknightf2 10 місяців тому +41

    They underestimated how much money techno can make literally just by asking

  • @AnKrA_MeSsI374
    @AnKrA_MeSsI374 8 місяців тому +23

    Nothing in this world is scarier than technoplane

  • @goobick6691
    @goobick6691 3 роки тому +1593

    Techno: lets try to get 30 kills combined
    Also Techno: *gets a 116 kill win wiping out literally more than half the map*

    • @HexConcepts
      @HexConcepts 3 роки тому +40

      pretty sure he meant he wanted 30 kills for himself, not combined

    • @ailexx3377
      @ailexx3377 3 роки тому +7

      Well, technoplane never dies!

    • @bekazokai52
      @bekazokai52 3 роки тому

      @@HexConcepts ye

    • @aqua_tan
      @aqua_tan 3 роки тому +7

      *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*

    • @c_o_f_f_e3620
      @c_o_f_f_e3620 3 роки тому

      Yes

  • @claudneyphilippe
    @claudneyphilippe 3 роки тому +1337

    Crossteam: "Surrender, you are surrounded by 21!"
    Techno: "... All I am surrounded by is fear and DEAD MEN."

  • @rockkaleb3235
    @rockkaleb3235 5 місяців тому +12

    Techno was fast enough to hit his enemy in the back, use his previous momentum even after landing to jump in front of his enemy and hit him in the front

  • @DaDe224
    @DaDe224 7 місяців тому +13

    I had never heard of Techno untill 4 days ago and know next to nothing about Minecraft but damn did this man know how to make content.
    Also, 7:40 - 8:20 may be the funniest thing I've seen on UA-cam.

  • @hodarov1564
    @hodarov1564 3 роки тому +3452

    When technoblade joins a championship it suddenly becomes hide'n'seek.

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 3 роки тому +41

      No Yes
      I love how everyone in this comments section is just making a pure shitshow of everyone

    • @mats5381
      @mats5381 3 роки тому +7

      @@psychott6 You don't get the joke do you

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 3 роки тому +6

      General Mat
      What makes it look like I don’t get the joke bro?

    • @bigbig173
      @bigbig173 3 роки тому +6

      General Mat
      Everyone is always hyping technoblade to be this god and I'll admit he kind of is but not as extreme as people and thats kind of annoying...

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 3 роки тому +28

      ummm no
      LET THE PIG HAVE HIS EGO

  • @helloimahuman4367
    @helloimahuman4367 3 роки тому +2473

    Imagine being so feared that when people see you they just shout, while running for their lives “ITS HIIIIIIIIIM”

  • @bigbrotherboy8285
    @bigbrotherboy8285 Місяць тому +5

    TapL’s “ITS HIIIIIIM” Is genuine fear and I love it.

  • @Laurenceomance
    @Laurenceomance 26 днів тому +10

    This is one of my favourite techno videos. Gives me a massive nostalgia burst to come back here. o7 king.

  • @m7mdkady144
    @m7mdkady144 3 роки тому +3062

    "and so we won the tournament with a combined 116, the event's previous all-time record was 19 by the way"
    This is just overkill at this point.

    • @bloodking5199
      @bloodking5199 3 роки тому +77

      wait if it's 21 v 3 then the enemy has a disadvantage cuz they can attack themselves

    • @scader_shot
      @scader_shot 3 роки тому +69

      97 more kills then the original record let that sink in for a minute

    • @michaelliang953
      @michaelliang953 3 роки тому +14

      @@bloodking5199 then it’s just a free for all so one one really has a disadvantage

    • @rile6415
      @rile6415 3 роки тому +2

      Literally

    • @olmocap5548
      @olmocap5548 3 роки тому +18

      I think that concept is known as "glorious overkill". Efficient? maybe not. Very funny? definitelly

  • @shrug1250
    @shrug1250 3 роки тому +2432

    xNestorio: The turret
    Calvin: The one-man army
    Techno: the Uber driver

    • @zack_plays7063
      @zack_plays7063 3 роки тому +106

      Techno: the blood god / part time uber driver

    • @juice9528
      @juice9528 3 роки тому +28

      The pig god is a part timer.

    • @KillSwitch0447
      @KillSwitch0447 3 роки тому +12

      Techno: The Air Force

    • @thanosgood1380
      @thanosgood1380 3 роки тому +17

      Is it a bird, no
      Is it a plane, kinda ?
      IT IS TECHNO-PLANE

    • @fransvanvuuren9117
      @fransvanvuuren9117 3 роки тому +5

      techno a kamakazi uber driver

  • @alandoan1640
    @alandoan1640 6 місяців тому +13

    Techno has definitely found a way to exploit his realm, wherever he is at the moment.

  • @atlafan7364
    @atlafan7364 Місяць тому +12

    Remember when Techno clutched a 3v21? That’s so dumb it doesn’t even sound real. Good times

  • @walmarcooks3261
    @walmarcooks3261 3 роки тому +2630

    One of my favourite sounds: people screaming “ITS TECHNO RUUN” as they flee

  • @Xaa_song_axango
    @Xaa_song_axango 3 роки тому +2544

    Techno when 21 people crossteam: Call an ambulance!
    Also techno: *BUT NOT FOR ME!*

  • @bayleesimmons5655
    @bayleesimmons5655 5 місяців тому +6

    I love how you can hear the fear in TapLs screams whenever he comes in contact with the Technoplane

  • @draykebair6373
    @draykebair6373 4 місяці тому +16

    Three years and this comment section still going off.

  • @rof2877
    @rof2877 3 роки тому +1294

    "Technoblade, they outnumber us 7 to 1!"
    "Then it is an even fight."

    • @shadesinsertlastname1631
      @shadesinsertlastname1631 3 роки тому +26

      i see you're a man of fine taste

    • @sanuthweerasinghe7825
      @sanuthweerasinghe7825 3 роки тому +6

      ‘I like those odds’

    • @ethanbro3582
      @ethanbro3582 3 роки тому +14

      Aidan S it’s a ratio, with his two teammates it’s 21 to 3

    • @mistersmith6416
      @mistersmith6416 3 роки тому +8

      @Aidan S Because it is a ratio. the 1 in 7 to 1 doesnt just mean one person. If there is 10 people on his team then theyre against 700 people. in the case of this video there was techno, calvin and nester, so 3, so they would be against 21 people.

    • @heathjake25
      @heathjake25 3 роки тому +2

      @@mistersmith6416 Both of you didn't get that man's joke, go back to comedy perception school.

  • @lil_oats_7408
    @lil_oats_7408 3 роки тому +12353

    And this, children, is why pigs should NEVER fly.

    • @sousauce3424
      @sousauce3424 3 роки тому +280

      give this comment more clout

    • @christmooose1198
      @christmooose1198 3 роки тому +213

      I mean we have an achivement called pigs can fly ._. Its all thought out by mojang they gave technoplane a tribute by making it am achivement

    • @CRISISEYERNA
      @CRISISEYERNA 3 роки тому +28

      Poggers

    • @danielletuyak3967
      @danielletuyak3967 3 роки тому +49

      dont let the pig holds a sword my kids

    • @jphex
      @jphex 3 роки тому +13

      Fax

  • @JoeMama-md4zt
    @JoeMama-md4zt 10 місяців тому +9

    The fact that they got first, second, and third individually in kills shows how good they are

    • @-ZM_Gaming-
      @-ZM_Gaming- 6 місяців тому +1

      I mean, they all got more than 30 kills while the highest last time by team is 19

  • @-ZM_Gaming-
    @-ZM_Gaming- 23 дні тому +5

    "If you know the enemy and know yourself, then you need not fear the result of a hundred battles"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @agentpiggles4928
    @agentpiggles4928 3 роки тому +877

    Them: there is no way they can win in a 3v21 right
    Techno: They have us surrounded, the poor bastards

    • @rSynx
      @rSynx 3 роки тому +15

      I'm dead 😂

    • @theblkbird5672
      @theblkbird5672 3 роки тому +39

      Techno: “All I’m surrounded by is fear and dead men”

    • @PurpleTomDayR
      @PurpleTomDayR 3 роки тому +1

      I dont know why, but I feel like techno is a god of minecraft

    • @dariepearjuicy1356
      @dariepearjuicy1356 3 роки тому +6

      oh, you're approaching me??

    • @dexedrine4132
      @dexedrine4132 3 роки тому +1

      This is such an accurate description of techno

  • @yetimacho4809
    @yetimacho4809 3 роки тому +2265

    Whole server: *crossteams*
    Techno, Calvin and xNestorio: Oh no
    Anyway

  • @RexusprimeIX
    @RexusprimeIX 5 місяців тому +7

    I think this is my all time favourite Techno video. I keep coming back to this every now and again. Just him and his mates completely destroying EVERYONE and having a good time. It never grows old.

  • @jordanschoepke1864
    @jordanschoepke1864 6 днів тому +2

    TapL's constant screaming fear whenever he sees Techno is HILARIOUS and exactly the reaction I would have had if I had ever been in an event with the Blood God himself

  • @BrodyAnimates
    @BrodyAnimates 3 роки тому +32542

    every time i close my eyes i see techno plane diving towards my face

  • @spongebobsquarepants6935
    @spongebobsquarepants6935 3 роки тому +2869

    Everyone who teamed: “Yeah, I think a 3v21 can stop the technoplane crew”
    Famous last words

    • @raineng1827
      @raineng1827 3 роки тому +115

      "When pigs fly"

    • @UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA
      @UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA 3 роки тому +1

      Time stamp?

    • @UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA
      @UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA 3 роки тому

      @@raineng1827 Time stamp of 3v21?

    • @raineng1827
      @raineng1827 3 роки тому +11

      @@UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA near the end just watch the vid lmao

    • @thomasb3363
      @thomasb3363 3 роки тому +8

      @@UC3rm0aNC4ysyZipDZotXnZA lmao it isnt exactly a hidden part in the video. Its fairly easy to spot when it happens

  • @starlightd4628
    @starlightd4628 9 днів тому +3

    My favorite part of this video was always TapL shouting “LEAVE” as if that would’ve saved him

  • @whofuckingcares7490
    @whofuckingcares7490 9 місяців тому +20

    techno's videos age like a fine wine not overly produced not something made to go viral not something done for profit just techno making good videos

  • @burcopresents
    @burcopresents 3 роки тому +1911

    _”This joke isn’t overused.”_
    *-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.*

  • @billymcgurl1316
    @billymcgurl1316 3 роки тому +3213

    Words that will forever echo in our hearts:
    “Shot em. Shot em. Got em”

  • @calebgamer2000
    @calebgamer2000 6 місяців тому +8

    my friend: how many time have u rewatched this soley for the screams when they see techno bro
    me: *YES*