How to make Russian cheese (Русский сыр) - Cooking with Boris
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- Опубліковано 19 лис 2020
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Russian cheese is the block of processed cow juice you find on store shelf in Russia. Some love it and others love it. It is the best no doubt. Here is how you make it.
Enjoy.
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Intro music:
Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in Tracksuits
Outro music:
Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem - Розваги
Ayy blyat bring the cheese Boris!! 😂 we all eat Russian cheese from childhood
yes uamee russian cheese
yes
Happy Birthday Uamee
Hey music lord
Is Russian cheese
Honestly, Boris has done more for western-russian relations then all russian ambassadors combined
Yes, amuse silly capitalistic pigs with cheese and sausage while we do a sneaky breaky and make more communist regimes!
@@KilledDebtor Ahem
@@looksirdroids9134 , go play with Trump. Adults are talking.
@@Tinkering4Time you, adult? true comedy
this is the true
Video title: "How to make Russian Cheese."
Alternate Title: "How many times can the camera's autofocus piss off Boris."
What a handsome thumbnail.
Almost as good looking as Boris' cheese.
* AvE Noises Intensify *
@@foxphire0093 exactly what I was thinking. For real though. That autofocus was awful
3:51 lmao
@@foxphire0093 what's AvE
If Boris ever comes out with a cookbook, i would buy it. His recipes are pretty legit
He's got a draft going
Waiting to buy my hardcover copy
@@stefanfarier7384 me too!
Ye
he already does lol
"Crumble like western economy"
yeah. basically.
You are western spy
looks at americka yea basickly trump should have tried to build has wall out of russian chese because it would never fall
but you might get tunnels to let people through made by rebbel slavs
used crumbles every 10 years but now its crumbling every 10 seconds
@@hammerdcow1108
The same thing goes for Biden and his cages.
Nobody can escape the cheese cage.
something needs to rise before it can crumble, the Russian economy is still waiting to go up at all lol
"Don't want them building theaters in the cheese."
"Cheese culture is better than regular culture because...you can eat it."
Best culture jokes I've ever heard. XD
replying to show you how many likes you have :)
A thousand likes and two replies (including me)
Such wow
I can hear a shounen protagonist saying that.
Approuve in france
me: *puts too much culture by accident*
AYYYYY BLYAT!!!!! THEY BUILT AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION!!!!!
They're launching space missions now!
yes, there my cheese spys, dont disturb them and let them build an aconamy
Bruh xd
Blin, chuvak! I put too much culture in, now cheese build navy to defend itself
Vadim accidentally dropped into my cheese blyat
I randomly stumbled upon this channel while browsing some filthy western sausage-making channel. This is somehow the most informative cooking channel I've ever seen; I legitimately appreciate any channel that recognizes that I'm not gonna clean the damn kitchen while making cheese. Thank you, Boris.
Yeah, even if his videos are mostly comedy, you can actually try these recipes at home and they work...
I was looking for a Russian rye bread recipe when I found boris. Life has never been better. I can make bread, bologna, and slave my car, all in a day.
the idea of Boris laughing like a maniac while buying milk always puts a smile on my face
"You get cheese or starvation!"
-Boris 2020
Its one way or another choose one
Well, you have no idea how the fuck 2020 is going to go, so get your food preservation skills ready LoL
@@honestsmithery9849 Prophecy
@@ElizabethBattle His time-line is off. Winter of 2022
Imagine being home-friends with Boris, you would never starve.
And you will probably get radiation poisoning or alcohol gas from his vodka cooled pc or something
@@barreloapplesause8243 you got communised basically
“2 years to make it harder...”
Boris, stop with the painis jokes
I 100,000,000,000,000% Agree
Our Babuschkas are trying assassinate us with unlimited food.
Literally just subscribed because of this guy's energy.
that is all...
Judging by the process, he produced "cheddar cheese".
Even if the process of cheddaring is technically done by stacking multiple loafs of cheese on top of each other - what he basically simulated that with the weight press - All the other processes are basically the same: adding chloride and rinnet, curding the milk, setting and draining to add fresh water, cooking the curd throughout the whole process on low heat. Though from what I remember, mass-produced cheddar is not being drained and re-watered like in the video, they just add a whole bunch more water instead to reduce acidity.
it is not big deal, comrade
Cheese King
Nah comrade he is not cheese king, but he is kitchen king 😂
Yes
Is this the real DJ blyat man ?
@@thomastovey7098 da!
Nice
0:50
“Soft as a *blin*”
“Crumble like *western economy*”
This is why I love Boris.
your not alone bro
Bruh same here lol
It's why we love boris
5:53 I am dying at this help 😭
the way he says "eugh it is sweet!" makes me laugh so hard
Russians like stronk
"It crumble like western economy!"
*western spy has left the chat*
Economy chilling here. What's not chilling is the government.
America fucked
Nah im still here
Joe biden : wipes tears with 100 bills
"Regular culture, you cannot eat."
Cries in exposure
i guess boris didn't get the memo, somebody wanna tell him what happened in 1991?
Binging with Babish: So, we are making out own bread
Binging with Babushka: We make our own cheese.
Babish made his own mozzarella at home
Binging with Boris: We make sausage at home.
isnt that basics with babish
OUR
Today we had a exam in school and it was about cheese making. I wouldn't be able to write nothing but i watched this video yesterday so i knew almost everything. Thank you Boris, not only for good grades but also for your high quality and funny content.
“What about when he made cheese last ti-“
We don’t talk about last time. There WAS no last time.
shhhhh
This was the comment I needed
@@ddawg1172
Yes. There is no last time…
@@ddawg1172 this was the comment WE needed comrade
ROFL
KGB: *knock* *knock* :
You found out our secret,we need to "talk" with you
Someone: "What Cheese You Like?"
Boris: *"yes."*
Boris does not like western spy cheese
i like cheese with whatever that green chernobyl rainwater is called in it
@@bananatree5208 it's tarhun
"Ага, мля"
©Борис
@@bananatree5208 same
0:51 "crumble like western economy" had me rolling on the floor
It will crumble if it will still follow the stupid imperialist agenda that it’s following now...
Boris: Russian cheese is HARD, i mean hard enough to make a house! sh!t you could probably make whole Ruissan railway from cheese!
The French: *chuckles in parmesan*
It took 8 months but Boris has deciphered old grandma handwriting.
Grandma? Babushka!
Ah so it goes like this:
1. Wet milk
2. Still wet milk
3. Rubber milk
4. Cottage -milk- cheese
5. Salting the cheese
6. Русский cheese
7. Waxed cheese
Got it. Brb I'm gonna make it.
alright I'll be waiting
@@blixh3ad same
All right hope you have fun
tell us if it worked
Ight. Imma head over to Chernobyl instead of your kitchen in two minutes xd
Alternate title: Russian Man
Teaches us how to make cheese,,that could be used for,building a house
Boris: **sniffing a boiling milk**
Also Boris: ЕЕЕЕБААА-
Questions of boris that will never be solved
1. How old is boris?
2. How does he know what the average temperature of a cow is?
3. How is boris so good at making cheese?
boris is a cow
@@jakeas348 whoa whoa you just uncovered the ultimate question everyones been asking for 5 years since Boris chanel start
Boris is not cow, is steer available for stud services.😉
🐄 Cow body temperature is measured by shoving thermometer into its butthole. Boris might did the same 😂
What about the sausage machine from his sausage video
Boris as a teacher:
-FOCUS CYKA
Its сука
I know that I just don't have the russian keyboard on my phone
I mean why would you get so worked up over a little joke comment. I mean you still understand what I meant
I could not breath when I saw this lol
FOCUS СУКА
My mom when my eyes move slightly when she's talking to me: 2:24
I tried it. It was amazing and It can be kept in the fridge for about a week and a half and it doesn't even spoil a bit.
"Regular culture, you cannot eat."
*Cries in exposure*
Cries in paintings.
Ay blin here we go again.
*flashbacks of the previous cheese making attempt*
Lol same
well. he made cheese. nobody said it has to taste good haha
*There was no previous cheese making attempt*
I know this is a cooking video, but I'm literally obsessed with his little arm freckles.
That intro is the greatest thing to grace the earth
Me: looks at title
Also me: This cannot end well
I guess we’ll know in 28 days?
Oh, but it does!
It was better then last time
Oh Gopnik of little faith.
@@criebeef555 This was the only time Boris made cheese. That other video was Vadim pretending to be Boris. ;)
Man the way Boris talks about measuring is exactly like America does it “Just add about this much” lol
ZeroBro ain't joking!
So you want to say that he is western spy? How dare you?!
@@Pandareen nonono i'm making a joke, no way in hell boris, the slav king would be a spy
HEY! I TAKE NO OFFENSE WHAT SO EVER!
Just here to fact check, we don't measure in "about muches", we measure with simile and metaphor, which is to say that my cake is like the ocean, not fit for consumption.
I’m going to leave the playlist of Boris’s videos playing in the background for the next few days so that he can get the ad-revenue. Things are so hard for him right now and he doesn’t deserve it at all
"Crumbles like western economy. "🤣 Wed June 15th 2022 we're paying almost $6.00 for a gallon of gas and food prices make me cook from Boris' videos. Thank you Boris! Love from Dallas TX!
For those interested, the music playing between each steps is called "Drunken Clown"
close enougth i guess
You're a saint.
HE IS THE MESSIAH
not close enough
100% ACCURATE
thank you sir for the music
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH
Seeing as you know about this, what is the song in the ultra-pasteurized milk part? I've been looking for ages and can't find it.
Note: the reason he put an egg in the salted water was so he could measure the density, the more salt the more dense and the more taste. For example: it the western Balkans there are two seas: Adriatik and Jon. Adriatik doesn't have a lot of salt, and is less dense, so you have a higher chance to drown. Jon has more salt and is more dense, so at that point it only matters is you know how to swim.
Edit: Also the point where Adriatik and Jon meet is in Orikum, Albania, there the difference is more noticable.
I was on swim team in highachool.
It was easier to swim in the ocean in Galveston bay where we went on senior trip
New things I learned apparently the ocean is dense
And if you throw a piece of thin plaster in the Jon it will float
Salmonella
Nice, I learned something new today. Here in Bulgaria we have yellow cheese and white salamur cheese. Almost like greek feta cheese, but different.
Alternate title:
How to make Russian dairy brick
I love that it's actually a cheese tutorial not a strange joke.
7:05
“Fun fact, cow body temperature is 38 C, do not ask why i know that”
So thats why minotaurs exist
XDDD
Ancient Greeks: why is this monster speaking such a strange language, squatting, drinking, and swearing all the time?
That kinda reminds me of a certain manga
@@jyxtheberzerking4824
And it can cook cheburek!
DO.NOT.RUIN.THE.169.LIKES
"There is only one kind!"
*sad Italian noises
*sad french noises*
@@CSuperBooly sad Swiss noises
Sad Dutch noises
I would have said "sad german noises" but german cheese kinda sucks
*sad American noises*
Boris is the hero I need right now
8:37 You can use a rotten egg instead because it always floats when dropped into water, no need to use salt.
==> salt saving method
But only use this method if your name starts with V and rhymes with ladim
Nooo hahahaha
And put it slowly. If you drop it, it will explode, causing total pizdec
Make sure to put the cheese inside your neighbor's toilet before! Especially if he's name is Vadim 🧀🚽😂
i just love how he literally put a tracksuit on the cheese, three stripes and everything :D
Title: "How to make Russian cheese..."
Boris: Uses only Polish ingredients
He is Polish spy
@@squeaky206 he does like winiary mayonnaise
@@misterjae7565 only majonez kielecki kurwa
@@squeaky206 So you are saying he is the iMpOstEr! Damn its the Time of Trouble all over again!
@@enlg3750 I have a view of Russian history.
4:33 Тархун is actually sold here in Germany as well
2 years of waiting for it to get hard. That´s incredible! That means you can becomming even harder and still be able to make a second batch inside a 5 year plan!
I wanna the sequel to this! Russian Cheese: 28 Days Later
underrated
Zombie cheese
What are we sending it to rehab with Sandra Bullock?
А потом 28 месяцев спустя
"You do not want to add too much culture inside. Do not want to start building theaters inside the cheese."
Did... Did he just make a dad joke!?
I mean... he is papa Boris
I just got the joke when I was reading this
is boris
He is ready...
It is called “slav joke”
Love boris! I fully support you! And I can't wait for more videos from you and cousin
Dzięki za poradnik Borys, na pewno wykorzystam. :)
My Crush has just canceled our date but right on time, Boris has arrived in Lada!
Are you sure your crush did not cancel BECAUSE of having to watch new Boris video?
@@maikobayashi1910 no, is becuz she is out finding the right ingredients for the cheese
Edit: just inserting proper grammar lol
Boris is date now, try not to be too overwhelmed with happiness
Dude if she keeps canceling just know that she is not the one
“Now russian cheese is strong”
L i k e t h e p e o p l e
Yes, they are strong, my best friend can lift me off the ground with arm. Or maybe I am just a really lightweight person.
@@karolinkiehl4097 both
Ｉ ｗａｎｎａ ｂｅ ａｐａｒｔ ｏｆ ｔｈｉｓ ｔｈｒｅａｄ
Вот настоящий канал с рецептами!
Not me hitting up all your old cooking videos because they're some of my favorites
You caught me in the middle of depression, Boris. I needed this. Thank you.
Do not fear boris is here
You need cheburek, comrade
Boris being heard screaming from his apartment: " Focus Cyka!"
Russian counterspy agency in van parked on street outside,: :" The jamming frequency is working sir. "
* Boris crashes headfirst through the side of the van, angry tape eyebrows on his mask * CYKA! IT WAS WESTERN SPIES!
This is actually incredible
One of my favourite boris videos
Boris: "..this cheese crumbles like western economy"
Also boris: *shows bundles of western currency*
But fake , like their economy.It's a very subtle joke :D
Why do you think that he has so much western money? Because it is worthless, overinflated.
@@maestro9765 True ,True :)
Don’t tell France! [door gets kicked in] FRANCE, NO!!!
France: hon hon hon! [whips out a baguette wrapped with barbed wire]
Hmmmm kinda sus
Don’t tell France! [door gets kicked in] FRANCE, NO!!!
France: hon hon hon! [whips out a baguette wrapped with barbed wire]
Hetalia joke, nice
This is relaxing
I love these videos it definetly helps whe you live in mexico and you want to make food at home on a budget
"you dont want flies, or vadim to accidentally drop inside"
The real challenge is not waiting for the cheese to harden and become solid, but for the camera to sober up and focus on you documenting the cheese.
4:17 “Migs”
Russian MIG flying by haha lol
Ahhh Life of Boris makes me happy :-)
I just want to say how much I appreciate the work that goes into editing these, especially the subtitles. They are fantastic.
"definitively not above 25°C"
Me, who lives near the equator: ;-;
yeah... 30+ Celsius room temperature
May I suggest building a deep cellar with a couple of fans installed.
just plant a tree blyat
@@rheasheva8882 And What will that change .
@@bugrasevinc9696 trees help retain moisture so it helps lower the temperature around the tree area.
air moves from high pressure to low pressure
and humidity is the factor that lowers the pressure
so, the conclusion.
Besides the temperature is lower because the trees store water, the tree also makes the wind blow to the area around the tree it is planted
I live on the equator, and plant trees around the house
and the temperature in my room during the day 26 ° C without air conditioning and fan
Very good I love this this is how I always have cheese at school lunch time now
Boris: *sees camera*
Also boris: CHEESUS
Boris is spiraling out of control and taking us all with him.
". . . . four whole weeks of additional waiting time . . ."
*Western spies have left the chat*
". . . . and up to two years of hardening"
*KGB have joined the chat*
You are so talented Boris!
Chilliges Video 👌🏽
Me: how did I get h-
*strange man walks in*
Me: you have a nice humming voice sir
Him: CHEESES
"CHEESES!"
**proceeds to talk about cheese**
Me: that was smooth
As smooth as a Lada on thin ice.
One moment, I was watching a neat breakfast melt recipe. The next, while looking away, I hear boris.
Thanks Boris, u inspire me😘
"Crumbles like western economy" - Boris, 2020
He's not wrong right now.
@@galaxy-wg1lf Yeah our economy is fucked right now
@@teslacoil5378 that is what i said
@@galaxy-wg1lf I was agreeing with you.
@@teslacoil5378 ok
2:06 i swear to god borris manages to combine humor with science in a very strange and apart way but man it's funny
Very good combination with Boris' kompot.
That first 5 seconds is gold
I loved the unusual sense of humor. You can clearly tell he was losing his mind in all the time it took to make this video. 4:16 "Migs" I completely lost it.
PS. We also have this type of cheese in Romania, we call it cașcaval
*crumbles like western economy*
Me, an american: tru
Me, a brazilian: Couldn't agree more, pal.
Me, a Canadian: Its a painful reminder
@@umcaraaleatorio3194 FACTS
TRUE
@Liberty Death The "Flu" who killed 250k+ americans and 150k+ brazilians, etc?
Before I had no idea how to make cheese but now I know
I'm lactose intolerant but I'd never miss a Boris video
As a professional cheese maker I am impressed!!! So funny but surprisingly accurate.
"FOCUS CYCA!" gets me every time
This is beter then any other cooking show
Boris laughing at 1:36 is the funniest laugh I have heard this year
I love how genuinely informative and funny these are 😂 it's nice to see the consequences of different ingredients or the results that just went pear shaped - I haven't seen a lot of cooking clips actually demonstrate the issues that they talk about when they cook 👍
I recently started learning russian. Now i can read Cyrillic. Russkiy Syr very good. Greetings from Poland Slav Brother. Thanks for borrowing our country for 123 years.
No true Polak would ever speak Russian or call Ruski a brother.
@@wolfura yes and not. Seeing how our government is doing lately, it is highly reccommended to start learning russian.
@@Kjorn90 why?
Boris:I do like making cheese!
Anatoli:I do like eating cheese!
I actually found tarhun in polish shop in Ireland and it was beautiful brought a tear to my eye