How to make Russian cheese (Русский сыр) - Cooking with Boris

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  • @uamee
    @uamee 4 роки тому +9623

    Ayy blyat bring the cheese Boris!! 😂 we all eat Russian cheese from childhood

  • @PAL-1947
    @PAL-1947 4 роки тому +2942

    Video title: "How to make Russian Cheese."
    Alternate Title: "How many times can the camera's autofocus piss off Boris."

    • @kuzzbillington6392
      @kuzzbillington6392 4 роки тому +31

      What a handsome thumbnail.
      Almost as good looking as Boris' cheese.

    • @foxphire0093
      @foxphire0093 4 роки тому +13

      * AvE Noises Intensify *

    • @twitchycygnus
      @twitchycygnus 4 роки тому +12

      @@foxphire0093 exactly what I was thinking. For real though. That autofocus was awful

    • @Kasmuller
      @Kasmuller 4 роки тому +6

      3:51 lmao

    • @pashauzan
      @pashauzan 4 роки тому +1

      @@foxphire0093 what's AvE

  • @ShadowOfMachines
    @ShadowOfMachines 4 роки тому +2107

    "Don't want them building theaters in the cheese."
    "Cheese culture is better than regular culture because...you can eat it."
    Best culture jokes I've ever heard. XD

  • @SoundsOfSushi
    @SoundsOfSushi 3 роки тому +2305

    If Boris ever comes out with a cookbook, i would buy it. His recipes are pretty legit

  • @MaxwelloftheClocktower
    @MaxwelloftheClocktower 2 роки тому +60

    the idea of Boris laughing like a maniac while buying milk always puts a smile on my face

  • @schimmelfennig726
    @schimmelfennig726 4 роки тому +6491

    Honestly, Boris has done more for western-russian relations then all russian ambassadors combined

    • @wyettastone
      @wyettastone 4 роки тому +215

      Yes, amuse silly capitalistic pigs with cheese and sausage while we do a sneaky breaky and make more communist regimes!

    • @looksirdroids9134
      @looksirdroids9134 3 роки тому +41

      @@KilledDebtor Ahem

    • @Tinkering4Time
      @Tinkering4Time 3 роки тому +76

      @@looksirdroids9134 , go play with Trump. Adults are talking.

    • @Kikker861
      @Kikker861 3 роки тому +123

      @@Tinkering4Time you, adult? true comedy

    • @hammerdcow1108
      @hammerdcow1108 3 роки тому +16

      this is the true

  • @filipjudar4781
    @filipjudar4781 4 роки тому +3029

    me: *puts too much culture by accident*
    AYYYYY BLYAT!!!!! THEY BUILT AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION!!!!!

    • @paulmahoney7619
      @paulmahoney7619 4 роки тому +150

      They're launching space missions now!

    • @sovietreenactingandhistory1663
      @sovietreenactingandhistory1663 3 роки тому +59

      yes, there my cheese spys, dont disturb them and let them build an aconamy

    • @kaulis6524
      @kaulis6524 3 роки тому +5

      Bruh xd

    • @williamwallace5201
      @williamwallace5201 3 роки тому +27

      Blin, chuvak! I put too much culture in, now cheese build navy to defend itself

    • @filipjudar4781
      @filipjudar4781 3 роки тому +8

      Vadim accidentally dropped into my cheese blyat

  • @burakhuseyinoglu564
    @burakhuseyinoglu564 4 роки тому +2712

    Imagine being home-friends with Boris, you would never starve.

    • @barreloapplesause8243
      @barreloapplesause8243 4 роки тому +184

      And you will probably get radiation poisoning or alcohol gas from his vodka cooled pc or something

    • @bedrunn
      @bedrunn 4 роки тому +82

      @@barreloapplesause8243 you got communised basically

    • @karendodge1259
      @karendodge1259 4 роки тому +59

      “2 years to make it harder...”
      Boris, stop with the painis jokes

    • @bsl2789
      @bsl2789 4 роки тому +9

      I 100,000,000,000,000% Agree

    • @overriidee
      @overriidee 4 роки тому +16

      Our Babuschkas are trying assassinate us with unlimited food.

  • @victordeltoro7400
    @victordeltoro7400 3 роки тому +160

    Literally just subscribed because of this guy's energy.
    that is all...

  • @DJBlyatman
    @DJBlyatman 4 роки тому +3065

    Cheese King

  • @nickster5207
    @nickster5207 4 роки тому +1069

    "You get cheese or starvation!"
    -Boris 2020

    • @pawewyzga7051
      @pawewyzga7051 4 роки тому +10

      Its one way or another choose one

    • @honestsmithery9849
      @honestsmithery9849 4 роки тому +12

      Well, you have no idea how the fuck 2020 is going to go, so get your food preservation skills ready LoL

    • @ElizabethBattle
      @ElizabethBattle 3 роки тому +2

      @@honestsmithery9849 Prophecy

    • @JohnDoe-ks9xx
      @JohnDoe-ks9xx 2 роки тому

      @@ElizabethBattle His time-line is off. Winter of 2022

  • @MechaEmperor7000
    @MechaEmperor7000 4 роки тому +499

    It took 8 months but Boris has deciphered old grandma handwriting.

  • @octonitro
    @octonitro 4 роки тому +2275

    "Crumble like western economy"
    yeah. basically.

    • @xushandong9734
      @xushandong9734 3 роки тому +7

      You are western spy

    • @hammerdcow1108
      @hammerdcow1108 3 роки тому +30

      looks at americka yea basickly trump should have tried to build has wall out of russian chese because it would never fall
      but you might get tunnels to let people through made by rebbel slavs

    • @dianecrow5009
      @dianecrow5009 3 роки тому +13

      used crumbles every 10 years but now its crumbling every 10 seconds

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B 3 роки тому +34

      @@hammerdcow1108
      The same thing goes for Biden and his cages.
      Nobody can escape the cheese cage.

    • @liquidsnake6879
      @liquidsnake6879 3 роки тому +6

      something needs to rise before it can crumble, the Russian economy is still waiting to go up at all lol

  • @treygreen5015
    @treygreen5015 4 роки тому +280

    0:50
    “Soft as a *blin*”
    “Crumble like *western economy*”
    This is why I love Boris.

  • @Crimsin19937
    @Crimsin19937 4 роки тому +611

    "It crumble like western economy!"
    *western spy has left the chat*

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 роки тому +20

      Economy chilling here. What's not chilling is the government.
      America fucked

    • @johnmccrossan9376
      @johnmccrossan9376 4 роки тому +1

      Nah im still here

    • @malding2246
      @malding2246 4 роки тому +3

      Joe biden : wipes tears with 100 bills

    • @sneakywarrior4238
      @sneakywarrior4238 4 роки тому +7

      "Regular culture, you cannot eat."
      Cries in exposure

    • @liamholcroft7212
      @liamholcroft7212 4 роки тому +1

      i guess boris didn't get the memo, somebody wanna tell him what happened in 1991?

  • @Scrubbez
    @Scrubbez 4 роки тому +766

    Questions of boris that will never be solved
    1. How old is boris?
    2. How does he know what the average temperature of a cow is?
    3. How is boris so good at making cheese?

    • @jakeas348
      @jakeas348 4 роки тому +56

      boris is a cow

    • @smejkoondrejko
      @smejkoondrejko 4 роки тому +18

      @@jakeas348 whoa whoa you just uncovered the ultimate question everyones been asking for 5 years since Boris chanel start

    • @gaiasguardian205
      @gaiasguardian205 4 роки тому +11

      Boris is not cow, is steer available for stud services.😉

    • @mhassan-robotics
      @mhassan-robotics 4 роки тому +2

      🐄 Cow body temperature is measured by shoving thermometer into its butthole. Boris might did the same 😂

    • @dataexpunged3914
      @dataexpunged3914 4 роки тому +2

      What about the sausage machine from his sausage video

  • @MythicSorin
    @MythicSorin 3 роки тому +289

    I randomly stumbled upon this channel while browsing some filthy western sausage-making channel. This is somehow the most informative cooking channel I've ever seen; I legitimately appreciate any channel that recognizes that I'm not gonna clean the damn kitchen while making cheese. Thank you, Boris.

    • @lordicarus8807
      @lordicarus8807 Рік тому +7

      Yeah, even if his videos are mostly comedy, you can actually try these recipes at home and they work...

    • @joshuabrown9413
      @joshuabrown9413 7 місяців тому +2

      I was looking for a Russian rye bread recipe when I found boris. Life has never been better. I can make bread, bologna, and slave my car, all in a day.

  • @Povilaz
    @Povilaz 4 роки тому +306

    Ah so it goes like this:
    1. Wet milk
    2. Still wet milk
    3. Rubber milk
    4. Cottage -milk- cheese
    5. Salting the cheese
    6. Русский cheese
    7. Waxed cheese
    Got it. Brb I'm gonna make it.

    • @blixh3ad
      @blixh3ad 4 роки тому +3

      alright I'll be waiting

    • @shrek1907
      @shrek1907 4 роки тому +2

      @@blixh3ad same

    • @AussieNexus7408
      @AussieNexus7408 4 роки тому +1

      All right hope you have fun

    • @Bomboclat-II
      @Bomboclat-II 4 роки тому +1

      tell us if it worked

    • @vharliksod3200
      @vharliksod3200 4 роки тому +3

      Ight. Imma head over to Chernobyl instead of your kitchen in two minutes xd

  • @kampfpanzerleopard346
    @kampfpanzerleopard346 4 роки тому +296

    Ay blin here we go again.
    *flashbacks of the previous cheese making attempt*

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 4 роки тому +1

      Lol same

    • @tobiasworner4970
      @tobiasworner4970 4 роки тому +3

      well. he made cheese. nobody said it has to taste good haha

    • @juicemeister1984
      @juicemeister1984 4 роки тому

      *There was no previous cheese making attempt*

  • @Pr0manStream
    @Pr0manStream 3 роки тому +57

    Judging by the process, he produced "cheddar cheese".
    Even if the process of cheddaring is technically done by stacking multiple loafs of cheese on top of each other - what he basically simulated that with the weight press - All the other processes are basically the same: adding chloride and rinnet, curding the milk, setting and draining to add fresh water, cooking the curd throughout the whole process on low heat. Though from what I remember, mass-produced cheddar is not being drained and re-watered like in the video, they just add a whole bunch more water instead to reduce acidity.

    • @VodkaDoge
      @VodkaDoge 5 місяців тому

      it is not big deal, comrade

  • @shaunrutherford7764
    @shaunrutherford7764 4 роки тому +81

    I just want to say how much I appreciate the work that goes into editing these, especially the subtitles. They are fantastic.

  • @jaska1538
    @jaska1538 4 роки тому +47

    i just love how he literally put a tracksuit on the cheese, three stripes and everything :D

  • @LeRoiJojo
    @LeRoiJojo 4 роки тому +296

    "Regular culture, you cannot eat."
    *Cries in exposure*

    • @mishtrong
      @mishtrong 4 роки тому +2

      Cries in paintings.

  • @TheKnedlik
    @TheKnedlik 10 місяців тому +4

    Today we had a exam in school and it was about cheese making. I wouldn't be able to write nothing but i watched this video yesterday so i knew almost everything. Thank you Boris, not only for good grades but also for your high quality and funny content.

  • @jean-bastienjoly5962
    @jean-bastienjoly5962 4 роки тому +258

    For those interested, the music playing between each steps is called "Drunken Clown"
    close enougth i guess

    • @TheFingerman77
      @TheFingerman77 4 роки тому +8

      You're a saint.

    • @Kruglov762
      @Kruglov762 3 роки тому +6

      HE IS THE MESSIAH

    • @kennedytheretard975
      @kennedytheretard975 3 роки тому +2

      not close enough
      100% ACCURATE
      thank you sir for the music

    • @guardsmanlars6797
      @guardsmanlars6797 3 роки тому +3

      PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

    • @motherlandst3454
      @motherlandst3454 3 роки тому +1

      Seeing as you know about this, what is the song in the ultra-pasteurized milk part? I've been looking for ages and can't find it.

  • @kavpa
    @kavpa 4 роки тому +295

    Me: looks at title
    Also me: This cannot end well

    • @MildredCady
      @MildredCady 4 роки тому +12

      I guess we’ll know in 28 days?

    • @JacktheFireEater
      @JacktheFireEater 4 роки тому +6

      Oh, but it does!

    • @criebeef555
      @criebeef555 4 роки тому +2

      It was better then last time

    • @ChocorocK
      @ChocorocK 4 роки тому +1

      Oh Gopnik of little faith.

    • @MildredCady
      @MildredCady 4 роки тому +2

      @@criebeef555 This was the only time Boris made cheese. That other video was Vadim pretending to be Boris. ;)

  • @nathanishungryanimations7206
    @nathanishungryanimations7206 4 роки тому +1148

    “What about when he made cheese last ti-“
    We don’t talk about last time. There WAS no last time.
    shhhhh

    • @ddawg1172
      @ddawg1172 4 роки тому +15

      This was the comment I needed

    • @nathanishungryanimations7206
      @nathanishungryanimations7206 4 роки тому +10

      @@ddawg1172
      Yes. There is no last time…

    • @shrek1907
      @shrek1907 4 роки тому +14

      @@ddawg1172 this was the comment WE needed comrade

    • @tamfuwing1
      @tamfuwing1 4 роки тому +2

      ROFL

    • @muamer9704
      @muamer9704 4 роки тому +10

      KGB: *knock* *knock* :
      You found out our secret,we need to "talk" with you

  • @panzerkampfwagenvitigeraus344
    @panzerkampfwagenvitigeraus344 3 роки тому +7

    I tried it. It was amazing and It can be kept in the fridge for about a week and a half and it doesn't even spoil a bit.

  • @kapiteinkaya5754
    @kapiteinkaya5754 4 роки тому +527

    Someone: "What Cheese You Like?"
    Boris: *"yes."*

    • @ChristochatBTW
      @ChristochatBTW 4 роки тому +8

      Boris does not like western spy cheese

    • @bananatree5208
      @bananatree5208 4 роки тому +2

      i like cheese with whatever that green chernobyl rainwater is called in it

    • @ChristochatBTW
      @ChristochatBTW 4 роки тому +1

      @@bananatree5208 it's tarhun

    • @WorkAlef
      @WorkAlef 4 роки тому +1

      "Ага, мля"
      ©Борис

    • @jlitodelcid326
      @jlitodelcid326 4 роки тому +1

      @@bananatree5208 same

  • @myrnatan396
    @myrnatan396 4 роки тому +185

    7:05
    “Fun fact, cow body temperature is 38 C, do not ask why i know that”
    So thats why minotaurs exist

  • @boogyman3545
    @boogyman3545 4 роки тому +209

    Note: the reason he put an egg in the salted water was so he could measure the density, the more salt the more dense and the more taste. For example: it the western Balkans there are two seas: Adriatik and Jon. Adriatik doesn't have a lot of salt, and is less dense, so you have a higher chance to drown. Jon has more salt and is more dense, so at that point it only matters is you know how to swim.
    Edit: Also the point where Adriatik and Jon meet is in Orikum, Albania, there the difference is more noticable.

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 4 роки тому +4

      I was on swim team in highachool.
      It was easier to swim in the ocean in Galveston bay where we went on senior trip

    • @davedave8986
      @davedave8986 4 роки тому +2

      New things I learned apparently the ocean is dense

    • @blackdemon1077
      @blackdemon1077 4 роки тому +2

      And if you throw a piece of thin plaster in the Jon it will float

    • @maddestruction1
      @maddestruction1 4 роки тому

      Salmonella

    • @rastislavvassilev8157
      @rastislavvassilev8157 4 роки тому +1

      Nice, I learned something new today. Here in Bulgaria we have yellow cheese and white salamur cheese. Almost like greek feta cheese, but different.

  • @reagantumurbaatar9244
    @reagantumurbaatar9244 3 роки тому +56

    the way he says "eugh it is sweet!" makes me laugh so hard

  • @zerobroOG
    @zerobroOG 4 роки тому +912

    Man the way Boris talks about measuring is exactly like America does it “Just add about this much” lol

    • @dhruel
      @dhruel 4 роки тому +2

      ZeroBro ain't joking!

    • @Pandareen
      @Pandareen 4 роки тому +13

      So you want to say that he is western spy? How dare you?!

    • @zerobroOG
      @zerobroOG 4 роки тому +28

      @@Pandareen nonono i'm making a joke, no way in hell boris, the slav king would be a spy

    • @whatrfrens3299
      @whatrfrens3299 4 роки тому +3

      HEY! I TAKE NO OFFENSE WHAT SO EVER!

    • @learncat8771
      @learncat8771 4 роки тому +1

      Just here to fact check, we don't measure in "about muches", we measure with simile and metaphor, which is to say that my cake is like the ocean, not fit for consumption.

  • @JTMilten
    @JTMilten 4 роки тому +146

    My Crush has just canceled our date but right on time, Boris has arrived in Lada!

    • @maikobayashi1910
      @maikobayashi1910 4 роки тому +22

      Are you sure your crush did not cancel BECAUSE of having to watch new Boris video?

    • @sinistertrucker
      @sinistertrucker 4 роки тому +5

      @@maikobayashi1910 no, is becuz she is out finding the right ingredients for the cheese
      Edit: just inserting proper grammar lol

    • @faceless2302
      @faceless2302 4 роки тому +5

      Boris is date now, try not to be too overwhelmed with happiness

    • @nikolasxyinidis7514
      @nikolasxyinidis7514 4 роки тому +1

      Dude if she keeps canceling just know that she is not the one

  • @Ranpo9810
    @Ranpo9810 4 роки тому +453

    Boris as a teacher:
    -FOCUS CYKA

    • @epyl3991
      @epyl3991 4 роки тому +8

      Its сука

    • @Ranpo9810
      @Ranpo9810 4 роки тому +2

      I know that I just don't have the russian keyboard on my phone

    • @Ranpo9810
      @Ranpo9810 4 роки тому +4

      I mean why would you get so worked up over a little joke comment. I mean you still understand what I meant

    • @lag8984
      @lag8984 4 роки тому +2

      I could not breath when I saw this lol

    • @epyl3991
      @epyl3991 4 роки тому +4

      FOCUS СУКА

  • @hegxzdil
    @hegxzdil 2 роки тому +28

    5:53 I am dying at this help 😭

  • @danceslikeratigan4008
    @danceslikeratigan4008 4 роки тому +58

    You caught me in the middle of depression, Boris. I needed this. Thank you.

  • @colonnellomccandless4229
    @colonnellomccandless4229 4 роки тому +420

    "There is only one kind!"
    *sad Italian noises

  • @animeAJproductions
    @animeAJproductions 4 роки тому +317

    I wanna the sequel to this! Russian Cheese: 28 Days Later

  • @andrealanzoni8894
    @andrealanzoni8894 3 роки тому +567

    Binging with Babish: So, we are making out own bread
    Binging with Babushka: We make our own cheese.

  • @complainerdoodle9215
    @complainerdoodle9215 4 роки тому +27

    The real challenge is not waiting for the cheese to harden and become solid, but for the camera to sober up and focus on you documenting the cheese.

  • @Shad0wSpill
    @Shad0wSpill 4 роки тому +28

    Boris is spiraling out of control and taking us all with him.

  • @jaska1538
    @jaska1538 4 роки тому +62

    "you dont want flies, or vadim to accidentally drop inside"

  • @jackkreacherr9339
    @jackkreacherr9339 2 роки тому +5

    Boris is the hero I need right now

  • @an_ordinary_goose
    @an_ordinary_goose 4 роки тому +44

    I love how genuinely informative and funny these are 😂 it's nice to see the consequences of different ingredients or the results that just went pear shaped - I haven't seen a lot of cooking clips actually demonstrate the issues that they talk about when they cook 👍

  • @igorgowacz8025
    @igorgowacz8025 4 роки тому +672

    Title: "How to make Russian cheese..."
    Boris: Uses only Polish ingredients

    • @squeaky206
      @squeaky206 4 роки тому +56

      He is Polish spy

    • @MisterJae_wastaken
      @MisterJae_wastaken 4 роки тому +24

      @@squeaky206 he does like winiary mayonnaise

    • @AnalogNoise
      @AnalogNoise 4 роки тому +22

      @@MisterJae_wastaken only majonez kielecki kurwa

    • @enlg3750
      @enlg3750 4 роки тому +9

      @@squeaky206 So you are saying he is the iMpOstEr! Damn its the Time of Trouble all over again!

    • @squeaky206
      @squeaky206 4 роки тому +1

      @@enlg3750 I have a view of Russian history.

  • @alexposea2283
    @alexposea2283 4 роки тому +15

    I loved the unusual sense of humor. You can clearly tell he was losing his mind in all the time it took to make this video. 4:16 "Migs" I completely lost it.
    PS. We also have this type of cheese in Romania, we call it cașcaval

  • @linkat3042
    @linkat3042 3 роки тому +67

    0:51 "crumble like western economy" had me rolling on the floor

    • @L_back
      @L_back 3 роки тому +5

      It will crumble if it will still follow the stupid imperialist agenda that it’s following now...

  • @AsifRaza-oq4nb
    @AsifRaza-oq4nb 4 роки тому +701

    Boris: "..this cheese crumbles like western economy"
    Also boris: *shows bundles of western currency*

    • @tonymontana822
      @tonymontana822 4 роки тому +40

      But fake , like their economy.It's a very subtle joke :D

    • @maestro9765
      @maestro9765 4 роки тому +37

      Why do you think that he has so much western money? Because it is worthless, overinflated.

    • @tonymontana822
      @tonymontana822 4 роки тому +5

      @@maestro9765 True ,True :)

    • @sneakywarrior4238
      @sneakywarrior4238 4 роки тому +13

      Don’t tell France! [door gets kicked in] FRANCE, NO!!!
      France: hon hon hon! [whips out a baguette wrapped with barbed wire]

    • @therealsans6937
      @therealsans6937 4 роки тому

      Hmmmm kinda sus

  • @deniseriches8201
    @deniseriches8201 4 роки тому +13

    As a professional cheese maker I am impressed!!! So funny but surprisingly accurate.

  • @Fire_of756
    @Fire_of756 4 роки тому +870

    "You do not want to add too much culture inside. Do not want to start building theaters inside the cheese."
    Did... Did he just make a dad joke!?

  • @JackieGuitars
    @JackieGuitars 3 роки тому +29

    Boris: **sniffing a boiling milk**
    Also Boris: ЕЕЕЕБААА-

  • @shadowcrawler300
    @shadowcrawler300 4 роки тому +7

    So the process of making cheese is actually intricate and interesting. Also very time consuming. Glad to see how culture and intelligent the shashlik king is. HE DESERVES BILLIONS OF VIEWS

  • @clumsycommissar5260
    @clumsycommissar5260 4 роки тому +69

    Don’t tell France! [door gets kicked in] FRANCE, NO!!!
    France: hon hon hon! [whips out a baguette wrapped with barbed wire]

  • @AndroTM7
    @AndroTM7 4 роки тому +29

    I recently started learning russian. Now i can read Cyrillic. Russkiy Syr very good. Greetings from Poland Slav Brother. Thanks for borrowing our country for 123 years.

    • @wolfura
      @wolfura 3 роки тому +3

      No true Polak would ever speak Russian or call Ruski a brother.

    • @Kjorn90
      @Kjorn90 3 роки тому +1

      @@wolfura yes and not. Seeing how our government is doing lately, it is highly reccommended to start learning russian.

    • @boumer7
      @boumer7 3 роки тому +1

      @@Kjorn90 why?

  • @johannesviljoen9656
    @johannesviljoen9656 3 роки тому +3

    I love that it's actually a cheese tutorial not a strange joke.

  • @mad_6519
    @mad_6519 4 роки тому +4

    This is one of those channels that just don't change for the sake of merch and watch time. I love it.

  • @gaiasguardian205
    @gaiasguardian205 4 роки тому +217

    Boris being heard screaming from his apartment: " Focus Cyka!"
    Russian counterspy agency in van parked on street outside,: :" The jamming frequency is working sir. "

    • @jyxtheberzerking4824
      @jyxtheberzerking4824 4 роки тому +19

      * Boris crashes headfirst through the side of the van, angry tape eyebrows on his mask * CYKA! IT WAS WESTERN SPIES!

  • @SandyHolmes0001
    @SandyHolmes0001 4 роки тому +8

    my god, i love this guy. i can see myself watching his videos whenever im feeling down. Make me laugh from the beginning to finish.

  • @Resomius
    @Resomius 3 роки тому +2

    2 years of waiting for it to get hard. That´s incredible! That means you can becomming even harder and still be able to make a second batch inside a 5 year plan!

  • @ray3413
    @ray3413 4 роки тому +273

    “Now russian cheese is strong”
    L i k e t h e p e o p l e

    • @karolinkiehl4097
      @karolinkiehl4097 3 роки тому +6

      Yes, they are strong, my best friend can lift me off the ground with arm. Or maybe I am just a really lightweight person.

    • @kennedytheretard975
      @kennedytheretard975 3 роки тому

      @@karolinkiehl4097 both

    • @hi.241
      @hi.241 3 роки тому +3

      I wanna be apart of this thread

  • @petru7696
    @petru7696 4 роки тому +13

    2:06 i swear to god borris manages to combine humor with science in a very strange and apart way but man it's funny

  • @backseatswitchyy
    @backseatswitchyy 4 роки тому +219

    "Crumbles like western economy" - Boris, 2020

    • @galaxy-wg1lf
      @galaxy-wg1lf 4 роки тому +5

      He's not wrong right now.

    • @teslacoil5378
      @teslacoil5378 4 роки тому +5

      @@galaxy-wg1lf Yeah our economy is fucked right now

    • @galaxy-wg1lf
      @galaxy-wg1lf 4 роки тому

      @@teslacoil5378 that is what i said

    • @teslacoil5378
      @teslacoil5378 4 роки тому

      @@galaxy-wg1lf I was agreeing with you.

    • @galaxy-wg1lf
      @galaxy-wg1lf 4 роки тому

      @@teslacoil5378 ok

  • @MiaMorettiz
    @MiaMorettiz 3 роки тому +108

    Alternate title: Russian Man
    Teaches us how to make cheese,,that could be used for,building a house

  • @Geddí_Schaszoh
    @Geddí_Schaszoh 4 роки тому +6

    Greetings Boris! ^^
    As an former cheese maker in austria, i have to say, you have done an awesome job in making these cheese.
    I hope you have a great day. ^^

  • @Galvaxatron
    @Galvaxatron 4 роки тому +9

    I have been calling milk "cow juice" for over a decade. I have finally found someone who gets me.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 роки тому +8

    1:43 This is the part where the western spies left
    Russian cheese, with adidas stripes and Boris' logo... What a perfection xD

  • @belindarosenheim2322
    @belindarosenheim2322 2 роки тому +2

    "Crumbles like western economy. "🤣 Wed June 15th 2022 we're paying almost $6.00 for a gallon of gas and food prices make me cook from Boris' videos. Thank you Boris! Love from Dallas TX!

  • @nossahmvssg
    @nossahmvssg 4 роки тому +112

    ". . . . four whole weeks of additional waiting time . . ."
    *Western spies have left the chat*
    ". . . . and up to two years of hardening"
    *KGB have joined the chat*

  • @janezat2939
    @janezat2939 4 роки тому +62

    Me: how did I get h-
    *strange man walks in*
    Me: you have a nice humming voice sir
    Him: CHEESES

  • @MadVillian05
    @MadVillian05 4 роки тому +7

    I had class,but there are priorities. I will never need to know how to speak the English when I could watch the most russian man ever teach me how cook cheese.

  • @ia_oleg_ia_luchse_vseh
    @ia_oleg_ia_luchse_vseh 4 роки тому +5

    I'm from Russia, and this video is so cool
    :3

  • @cosmicboi1650
    @cosmicboi1650 4 роки тому +120

    "CHEESES!"
    **proceeds to talk about cheese**
    Me: that was smooth

    • @va960
      @va960 4 роки тому +4

      As smooth as a Lada on thin ice.

  • @gioworno
    @gioworno 4 роки тому +219

    "definitively not above 25°C"
    Me, who lives near the equator: ;-;

    • @witherking97
      @witherking97 4 роки тому +11

      yeah... 30+ Celsius room temperature

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 4 роки тому +5

      May I suggest building a deep cellar with a couple of fans installed.

    • @rheasheva8882
      @rheasheva8882 4 роки тому +5

      just plant a tree blyat

    • @bugrasevinc9696
      @bugrasevinc9696 4 роки тому +1

      @@rheasheva8882 And What will that change .

    • @rheasheva8882
      @rheasheva8882 4 роки тому +13

      @@bugrasevinc9696 trees help retain moisture so it helps lower the temperature around the tree area.
      air moves from high pressure to low pressure
      and humidity is the factor that lowers the pressure
      so, the conclusion.
      Besides the temperature is lower because the trees store water, the tree also makes the wind blow to the area around the tree it is planted
      I live on the equator, and plant trees around the house
      and the temperature in my room during the day 26 ° C without air conditioning and fan

  • @SirHellNaja
    @SirHellNaja 4 роки тому +25

    "If you think they use high quality milk to make cheese, welcome to the world of comedy."
    You need to visit Japan sometimes, Boris. Over there they have a lot of high quality products in each town.

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 3 роки тому

      Wait a minute. They have cheese in Japan? I thought an insane number of people in Asia were lactose intolerant and it just generally wasn't something people really ate?

    • @ivrgn1720
      @ivrgn1720 3 роки тому +1

      @@DGneoseeker1 I live in Asia my whole life and I NEVER met lactose intolerant people even once. We drank milk every fckin day here. Heck its one of my favourite beverage.

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 3 роки тому

      @@ivrgn1720 Interesting. I wonder where that stereotype came from then.
      It even seems to affect bubble tea. "Milk tea" is not made with milk, but soya milk, apparently.
      Even in the UK.

    • @SirHellNaja
      @SirHellNaja 2 роки тому +2

      ​@@DGneoseeker1 That is just a myth. Asians just have problem with milk as much as Europeans or Americans. It's just that some people have never drank a milk before or they stopped drinking milk, so they developed lactose intolerance. There are people with lactose intolerance or milk allergy from birth yes, but the percentage isn't so different from Caucasians. At least from my experience, Japanese, Korean, Taiwanese, and Thais like to eat cheese. And Asian milk tea, unless specifically labeled as soy milk, are made from cow juice.

  • @Hatsune-Miku_Fan
    @Hatsune-Miku_Fan 9 місяців тому +2

    4:31 Georgias main drink during our feasts is tarkhun lemonade so no it's not only sold in Russia letting u kno

  • @jemken8201
    @jemken8201 4 роки тому +4

    When you want to see Boris’ new video but also want to support his channel by watching the entire ads

  • @wrengaming1519
    @wrengaming1519 4 роки тому +32

    "FOCUS CYCA!" gets me every time

  • @four-dollardiscount1723
    @four-dollardiscount1723 4 роки тому +6

    I've never encountered a channel that can seamlessly combine comedy with amazing tasting recipes like yours, discovered you from your Cheburek video and been hooked since! Much love from Western Spy.

  • @brittnaymatthews4293
    @brittnaymatthews4293 2 роки тому +2

    I know this is a cooking video, but I'm literally obsessed with his little arm freckles.

  • @emuhlbauer1190
    @emuhlbauer1190 4 роки тому +37

    "Why are you in the army again?"
    Boris over here asking the real questions

    • @HenrikSherwood
      @HenrikSherwood 3 роки тому +4

      "Fall asleep at home, wake up in red army camp, is how it work"

  • @LittleShmuplet
    @LittleShmuplet 4 роки тому +60

    Russian cheese is best cheese, no other cheese exists in my eyes

    • @7sedma
      @7sedma 4 роки тому

      yes

    • @LatvianVideo
      @LatvianVideo 4 роки тому

      I can casually go to a store and buy russian cheese

    • @maxonym_
      @maxonym_ 4 роки тому

      Russian cheese is second best but have you ever tried mild red cheddar?
      Best cheese even though im from slovakia (very slav country)

    • @koko-rt2oq
      @koko-rt2oq 4 роки тому

      Yeeee with polish calcium chloride

  • @comradechan6082
    @comradechan6082 4 роки тому +4

    You're not a chef but you're the entire kitchen

  • @dolce_st
    @dolce_st 3 роки тому +74

    8:37 You can use a rotten egg instead because it always floats when dropped into water, no need to use salt.
    ==> salt saving method

    • @InsaneCrab7
      @InsaneCrab7 3 роки тому +27

      But only use this method if your name starts with V and rhymes with ladim

    • @pistolet-pulemetshpagin4198
      @pistolet-pulemetshpagin4198 3 роки тому +2

      Nooo hahahaha

    • @jack86
      @jack86 3 роки тому +2

      And put it slowly. If you drop it, it will explode, causing total pizdec

    • @TH4N4705_
      @TH4N4705_ 3 роки тому

      Make sure to put the cheese inside your neighbor's toilet before! Especially if he's name is Vadim 🧀🚽😂

  • @ussvincent1119
    @ussvincent1119 4 роки тому +186

    *crumbles like western economy*
    Me, an american: tru

  • @dragonk5738
    @dragonk5738 4 роки тому +36

    "Russian cheese is strong enough to build a house"
    ------Life hack from Boris

    • @yxbik20x49
      @yxbik20x49 4 роки тому

      Возьму на заметку

    • @broskiyeets1599
      @broskiyeets1599 4 роки тому +1

      *makes ginger bread house out of cheese*

  • @4lderion
    @4lderion 4 роки тому +25

    "fun fact: 38°c is a body temperature of a cow, do not ask how i know"
    ahh so you know it fro-

  • @user-lc5bu9bm7v
    @user-lc5bu9bm7v 2 роки тому +2

    Im going to comment on every video that Boris should collab with his babushka and Anatoli and they all wear masks and make delicious food while commenting on the old, simpler times. I love his family oriented videos, so wholesome.

  • @warrior8154
    @warrior8154 4 роки тому +29

    2:22 When i noticed the camera not focusing, i knew what it was coming eventually
    *FOCUS CYKA*

    • @mrstalker4733
      @mrstalker4733 4 роки тому +3

      Ture words have never been spoken

    • @Zdfzrfdsfj
      @Zdfzrfdsfj 2 роки тому

      @@mrstalker4733 truer

  • @navinc.9678
    @navinc.9678 4 роки тому +18

    That intro is the greatest thing to grace the earth

  • @expertionis794
    @expertionis794 4 роки тому +236

    "Crumble like western economy"
    Oof.

    • @yohanna3600
      @yohanna3600 4 роки тому +30

      "Its already rotten inside"
      Yikes.

    • @MrViscious
      @MrViscious 4 роки тому +4

      That killed me.

    • @memeg8076
      @memeg8076 4 роки тому +1

      Greece be like

  • @CadenceWren
    @CadenceWren 2 роки тому

    Not me hitting up all your old cooking videos because they're some of my favorites

  • @yellowed_mind4948
    @yellowed_mind4948 4 роки тому +65

    Interesting fact: In Russia there was such a thing as a “cheese dealer” as cheese from foreign county’s were illegal and punishable with prison time under the law

    • @itirozgizep7463
      @itirozgizep7463 4 роки тому +4

      that's a crime I would commit anyday.

    • @rastislavvassilev8157
      @rastislavvassilev8157 4 роки тому +7

      Yes, so tell me what cheese you want. Not to worry, no one will know. I'll cover my tracks. Just tell me!

    • @demonfedor3748
      @demonfedor3748 4 роки тому

      Like its any different now lol.

    • @demonfedor3748
      @demonfedor3748 4 роки тому

      God I miss Roquefort. My dealer didn't have it today,got some hard goat cheese instead.

    • @rastislavvassilev8157
      @rastislavvassilev8157 4 роки тому

      @@demonfedor3748 Oh I got some today. Not to worry. Only problem is that I ate it today.

  • @orangecapybara2918
    @orangecapybara2918 4 роки тому +5

    " I will not sell you to happy new owner. You're going into meat grinder" 💀😂
    Boris beefing with the camera had me dead.

  • @Yourlibrarian
    @Yourlibrarian 4 роки тому +46

    Damn. It hasn’t even been a minute and there’s already a lot of people here. HELLO!

  • @maxklein2057
    @maxklein2057 3 роки тому +8

    4:33 Тархун is actually sold here in Germany as well

  • @Meepers26
    @Meepers26 4 роки тому +30

    I'll just watch this instead of paying attention in chemistry.

    • @MildredCady
      @MildredCady 4 роки тому +4

      Well, it is a chemistry lesson…

  • @e2v2e2
    @e2v2e2 4 роки тому +5

    2:12 love that cute spoon.

  • @WaynePickle
    @WaynePickle 4 роки тому +18

    “Crumble like western economy!” Gets me every time

  • @kaylabrownell1268
    @kaylabrownell1268 3 роки тому +2

    I'm lactose intolerant but I'd never miss a Boris video