EFAP Movies #12: Ghostbusters 2016 (Extended) with JLongbone, Critical Drinker and Weekend Warrior

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  • Опубліковано 15 вер 2020
  • This was a tough one, thank goodness there were plenty of friends and drugs to get us through.
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  • @Edax_Royeaux
    @Edax_Royeaux 3 роки тому +1296

    Poor Drinker, he just woke up in a theatre playing Ghostbusters. He didn't ask for this, he didn't choose this and yet there it was.

    • @austin9568AuraMasterDX
      @austin9568AuraMasterDX 3 роки тому +125

      And it's no different than being a torture victim

    • @ccateni28
      @ccateni28 3 роки тому +89

      And it's still more believable than anything extra credits said.

    • @miecraftandmoregames
      @miecraftandmoregames 3 роки тому +4

      watching as a nazi?

    • @infernez
      @infernez 3 роки тому +66

      He woke up, saw the screen, and began screaming. Everyone else at the theater thought he was scared of the film.... and he was.... from a certain point of view.

    • @roboguard96
      @roboguard96 3 роки тому +22

      And all of a sudden; he was a feminist. He didn’t ask for this, he didn’t choose this, yet there it is.

  • @kyletitterson-barry1892
    @kyletitterson-barry1892 3 роки тому +514

    In defense of Charles Dance's character firing her, the ghost footage does look like shity CGI.

  • @auto_mata
    @auto_mata 3 роки тому +883

    We've now discovered the Critical Drinker's low point: that time that he went on a bender and woke up in a cinema viewing Ghostbusters 2016.

    • @eriksvoboda6973
      @eriksvoboda6973 3 роки тому +114

      Can you imagine him waking up, they just started the screening, the exits are locked, then it dawn on him, color drains from his face.
      Honestly I am surprised it didn't get him to stop drinking forever.

    • @greatclubsandwich5612
      @greatclubsandwich5612 3 роки тому +34

      Rock bottom

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 3 роки тому +20

      sounds really fucking frightening...

    • @itbesilly4544
      @itbesilly4544 3 роки тому +47

      He went in to fix his alcoholism and they Clockwork Oranged him with Ghostbusters 2016.
      He never went a day sober since.

    • @pdzombie1906
      @pdzombie1906 3 роки тому +23

      Best. Ad. Against. Alcoholism. Ever.

  • @ColorlessRonin
    @ColorlessRonin 3 роки тому +823

    Charles Dance is the Stan Lee of EFAP movies

    • @brianmayfield3474
      @brianmayfield3474 3 роки тому +27

      pretty much

    • @cozyku5968
      @cozyku5968 3 роки тому +54

      imagine if Charles Dance is in batwoman season 2

    • @-Azure.EXE-
      @-Azure.EXE- 3 роки тому +40

      Charles Dance in Batwoman would instantly raise it from a 2 to a 3/10

    • @dragonknightleader1
      @dragonknightleader1 3 роки тому +27

      @@-Azure.EXE-Imagine him being Jacob's boss.
      "Whadjya bring me? What did you bring ME?!"

    • @mikeforester3963
      @mikeforester3963 3 роки тому +8

      _'...hhhhHA!'_ -- Charles Dance

  • @aquapuppy9838
    @aquapuppy9838 3 роки тому +296

    "I laughed more at Schindler's List" needs to make it's way onto IMDB or Rotten Tomatoes.

    • @Aemond2024
      @Aemond2024 Рік тому +3

      yeah its less funny than literal atrocity propaganda

    • @f3ynman44
      @f3ynman44 Рік тому +2

      Didn't actually Cinematic Venom say that at some point in the infamous LotR video?

    • @anthonykeller1957
      @anthonykeller1957 10 місяців тому +1

      @@f3ynman44 He did

    • @bijibadness
      @bijibadness 6 місяців тому +4

      _Schindler's List_ has humor. there's a montage of our hero happily gazing at all the different, beautiful secretary applicants as they struggle to clack a couple of keys each and then it cuts to a rather more homely woman banging out at the typewriter expertly as he looks off in total disinterest. that's a joke. it can be funny. so that's +1 over this for _Schindler's List_ already.

  • @stewartpegg1393
    @stewartpegg1393 3 роки тому +631

    The film grossed $229 million worldwide, but due to its combined production and marketing budget of over $350 million, the film ended up being a box office bomb, with losses of up to $125 million for the studio. Awesome !!!

    • @wheeliebin18
      @wheeliebin18 3 роки тому +42

      Good and justly deserved!

    • @yumyumeatemup
      @yumyumeatemup 3 роки тому +64

      The fact that it even managed to gross 229 million dollars in the world just shows there is enough of a market for people who happily consume this garbage with a smile on their face and a thank you from their lips. Who knows, if they could have reigned in their budget on marketing and any reshoots that may have been needed, the film could have done well enough for itself to turn a profit. Thank God for idiots who can't math to save their lives, though, otherwise we may have actually gotten a sequel to this dreck.....SMH

    • @Tronathon242
      @Tronathon242 3 роки тому +37

      @@yumyumeatemup That just means that most people saw it once and probably never went back. Successful blockbusters depend on repeat viewing over a sustained period of time.

    • @jd2792
      @jd2792 3 роки тому +10

      @@yumyumeatemup 229 millions is pretty low considering how big Ghostbusters is as a franchise it it something Disney would expect from an antman movie meaning some new IP with no real bug reason to watch it

    • @madcapmakov2
      @madcapmakov2 3 роки тому +5

      Wheeliebin18 Not enough, we need a fucking apology for all that strawmanning and scapegoating to the fans!

  • @redbigun
    @redbigun 3 роки тому +411

    Remember, MovieBob gave this 3 and a half stars out of 4.

    • @DenGigantiske
      @DenGigantiske 3 роки тому +85

      The diabetes rotted his brain

    • @michaelsantamaria3053
      @michaelsantamaria3053 3 роки тому +86

      Make sense. MovieBob is the barometer for terrible taste

    • @YouTubeHandlesSuckpp
      @YouTubeHandlesSuckpp 3 роки тому +33

      Why am I not surprised that Diabeeto uses the same rating system as Roger Ebert

    • @noless
      @noless 3 роки тому +31

      Does anyone actually listen to Moviebob anymore?

    • @SFTaYZa
      @SFTaYZa 3 роки тому +24

      @@noless dont know if people ever did

  • @newfate26
    @newfate26 3 роки тому +417

    "2020 doesn't deserve this."
    Oh Mauler, how wrong you were.

    • @zachgilbert3815
      @zachgilbert3815 3 роки тому +43

      Coronavirus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ghostbusters 2016

  • @danielmiller5778
    @danielmiller5778 3 роки тому +394

    Poor Chris Hemsworth. Both this movie and Men In Black: International would’ve ruined his career had it not been for Thor.

    • @tylerghersinich576
      @tylerghersinich576 3 роки тому +31

      AndrewBanishers super hero roles are fine so long they are not part of CW universe or the new marvel after endgame. The new batman long promising and joker was amazing

    • @Lady_Justice
      @Lady_Justice 3 роки тому +38

      One could argue that this and Men in Black bombing DID ruin his career. It means that all he has is Thor.

    • @tylerghersinich576
      @tylerghersinich576 3 роки тому +23

      LadyJustice that because he is too far right. That I mean he has some form of morals. We all know that morals are a right wing conspiracy

    • @SFTaYZa
      @SFTaYZa 3 роки тому +21

      @@tylerghersinich576 Yeah, smithsonian told me morals are a white construct.

    • @Lady_Justice
      @Lady_Justice 3 роки тому +4

      @AndrewBanishers I think that's why almost every mediocre actor in Hollywood is dying to land a superhero role.
      Fixed it

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 3 роки тому +788

    The fact that there are people who think this film is better than Ghostbusters 2 keeps me up at night.

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 3 роки тому +28

      I liked 2 better than the first actually. Only way I've seen the 2016 one is through reviews.

    • @yulbrynner8293
      @yulbrynner8293 3 роки тому +18

      Just let them know that everything they are doing is wrong

    • @kevinwilson455
      @kevinwilson455 3 роки тому

      Chicken oriental, ain't it!

    • @mgeiger2341
      @mgeiger2341 3 роки тому +9

      *glares at somecallmejohnny*

    • @superanimegamer01
      @superanimegamer01 3 роки тому +45

      There are people who actually believe that?? HOW?! I mean, Ghostbusters 2 is far from a work of art, but the cast retain their chemistry, and it ends up being pretty fun. This on the other hand.....this is just pure pain.

  • @eggplantwizard64
    @eggplantwizard64 3 роки тому +466

    Luigi is a better Ghostbuster than these fools.

    • @TheChabowski
      @TheChabowski 3 роки тому +33

      John Leguizamo running about with a hoover for 90 minutes > Ghostbusters 2016

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 3 роки тому +13

      Luigi is better than anything in reality

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 3 роки тому +6

      @@TheChabowski I'd watch that 👍

    • @frogredstar3864
      @frogredstar3864 3 роки тому +10

      Whoa whoa whoa pal, Luigi is awesome regardless of comparison. He deserves Peach!

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 3 роки тому +3

      @@frogredstar3864 Luigi? The king of second bananas?

  • @someguy8428
    @someguy8428 8 місяців тому +24

    Drinker: "Has Melissa Mcrathy ever been funny?"
    Weekend Warrior without hesitation: "No"

  • @FirstMetalHamster
    @FirstMetalHamster 2 роки тому +69

    "He wasn't really ghostbusters material" made me alot more angry than it should have.

    • @emb5048
      @emb5048 Рік тому +13

      No, no. It was just the right amount of angry.

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 8 місяців тому +5

      Oh you were right, don’t worry

  • @Aspi3Gam3r
    @Aspi3Gam3r 3 роки тому +640

    The only time Bill Murray getting killed was ever funny was in Zombieland.

    • @guardiansparky1766
      @guardiansparky1766 3 роки тому +166

      "Do you have any regrets?"
      "Maybe Garfield"

    • @pandasgonewild9540
      @pandasgonewild9540 3 роки тому +121

      @@guardiansparky1766 i love the ending credit scene where he's like "so why are you doing a Garfield 3" and Bill says " you want me to be real, drugs cost money."

    • @AsperTheGhost
      @AsperTheGhost 3 роки тому +3

      Hey I recognise you. Did/do you draw comics about a redhead with Asperger's? I deleted my twitter a while ago, but used to follow you. Keep up the good work my dude.

    • @lolfunacount
      @lolfunacount 3 роки тому +7

      I like Zombieland (1). But imo the Bill Murray jokes were the weakest parts. I assume celebrity jokes don't work well for me.

    • @go_rilla262
      @go_rilla262 3 роки тому +32

      You forgot 'Groundhog Day'

  • @TheNoonish
    @TheNoonish 3 роки тому +72

    In a movie with too much dancing, there's still not enough Charles Dance.

  • @FarronOfHouseFarron
    @FarronOfHouseFarron 3 роки тому +207

    Melissa McCarthy's whole comedy routine is "haha, fat lady fall down, is comical" It's something that's in pretty much every film she's in and it's so, so old by this point.

    • @Soyuz2578
      @Soyuz2578 Рік тому

      Kind of the same way as Amy Schumer is "fat lady says vagina alot"

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 3 роки тому +261

    This movie was the precursor to TLJ and all the disrespectful continuations/sequels films, I hate it with every fibre of my being.

    • @OrkOfOhio
      @OrkOfOhio 3 роки тому +33

      Also with the terrible out of place “humor.”

    • @hashvendetta7226
      @hashvendetta7226 3 роки тому +20

      This movie got trump elected.
      I think on a subliminal level, this was the straw that broke most camels backs. It was the final nail in the coffin that made people realize that the people running the industry and the elites actually hate Americans and their culture.
      People were hesitant to admit this, and figured movies were just being ran into the ground by ineptorators, but this woke people up to the fact they actually want to destroy anything and everything you love.
      Ghostbusters is dead!
      Long live Ghostbusters!!!

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 3 роки тому +7

      TFA got made first

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 3 роки тому +3

      @@hashvendetta7226 I was interesting in the one that was supposed to come out last summer, but then: Covid...

    • @Denaro47
      @Denaro47 3 роки тому +2

      @RogueFox And I'm your 68 like, prepare the honors for the next upvoter and may the Force be with you Commander Fox

  • @BahamutKingBlack
    @BahamutKingBlack 3 роки тому +67

    "How did she get her gear?"
    Excellent question Weekend Warrior, for you see in the official Ghostbusters 2016 novelization...

  • @TheMaleRei
    @TheMaleRei 3 роки тому +226

    This movie is an example of echo chamber Hollywood thinking.

  • @bibidable3965
    @bibidable3965 3 роки тому +90

    "Be Moved" = "Please Clap"

    • @madcapmakov2
      @madcapmakov2 3 роки тому +4

      “Be Moved...” to the Box Office for Refunds

  • @thekotzbrocken4437
    @thekotzbrocken4437 2 роки тому +58

    "It was always scripted that Holtzmann would be snacking during the investigation. Paul Feig chose Pringles because the can would be easy for Kate McKinnon to carry around.
    Pringles, however, was not interested in being an official sponsor for product placement.
    Feig left the Pringles in anyway."

    • @PanzerblitzRnR
      @PanzerblitzRnR Рік тому +4

      Genius move from Pringles (in terms of advertising). That clip in particular was pretty heavily memed on, so they got a ridiculously good product placement spot completely free.

  • @kylefrank638
    @kylefrank638 3 роки тому +298

    Rags: "This is just going to just be us sitting here in silent awkwardness at this horrible humor"
    Implying Rags is ever silent when displeased. x-D

    • @ChrisKola
      @ChrisKola 3 роки тому +23

      @AndrewBanishers "rare moment" as if that's not his average state, lol

    • @BradTrapp
      @BradTrapp 3 роки тому

      I read this as he said this on first viewing. It made my day.

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 3 роки тому +7

      Honestly, Rags feigning confusion just for a joke, or latching onto a tiny problem and ignoring far worse things in a movie/show is his whole thing, if you ask me.

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 3 роки тому +4

      @@kylefrank638 I like Rags regardless. We have the same brand of humor I think. Though I’m probably a lot dryer then him. (And obviously not as funny.)

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 3 роки тому +1

      @@SteveSmith-ty8ko K, I have... no way to gauge this or come to any meaningful conclusion from your assessment of your own capacity for humor... ._.

  • @cuzin_1t360
    @cuzin_1t360 3 роки тому +147

    I think the logo coming to life is actually very symbolic - it's the franchise trying to protect itself but ultimately it gets nut-punched and dragged into hell.

  • @cutemute76
    @cutemute76 3 роки тому +26

    The reasoning why Bill Murray was in this movie...
    “Drugs cost money..”

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann 3 роки тому +187

    Ghostbusters 2016 should be studied in every film class as what not to do.

    • @madcapmakov2
      @madcapmakov2 3 роки тому +36

      Same next to TLJ

    • @ccateni28
      @ccateni28 3 роки тому +5

      I did that myself. Schools will make students watch and like it. Diversity quotas?

    • @Bopperann
      @Bopperann 3 роки тому +1

      @@ccateni28 Sorry, correction: every actual film class**
      Although those are on decline. OscarsSoLame

    • @mixedawesomesauce8354
      @mixedawesomesauce8354 3 роки тому

      @@madcapmakov2 I thought tlj was being studied?

    • @madcapmakov2
      @madcapmakov2 3 роки тому +3

      Mixed Awesome Sauce It is but we gotta perpetuate it as a class for all schools.

  • @jackdaone6469
    @jackdaone6469 3 роки тому +33

    “I laughed more during Schindler’s List!”
    - Ragssssssss 2020
    Dear God, that one fucking got me.

  • @DiamondDogApollo
    @DiamondDogApollo 3 роки тому +130

    “They didn’t know when to stop the joke”. This is the perfect tag line for this trash fire to end all trash fires. Ghostbusters 2016 is the moment Hollywood actively decided to destroy every franchise it could. The Last Jedi was far more malicious in its intentions, but Ghostbusters 2016 is a pure unadulterated tone deaf abomination that became a hill to die on for so many awful people.

  • @CollaborativeVODS
    @CollaborativeVODS 3 роки тому +71

    Hollywood: "if we butcher the original characters then the audience will then think our generic bland characters are now better and more relatable"

  • @Cellidor
    @Cellidor 3 роки тому +136

    There was exactly one joke in the film I remember laughing at. It was when Leslie walked into the room of mannequins and just said 'Ah, room of nightmares, no thanks.' and just closed the door and moved on. One shining glint of a joke that's able to just...be made without endless yammering and dancing instantly trampling it down and drowning it out. One solid joke in the whole film.

    • @papershadow
      @papershadow Рік тому +22

      The endless yammering really is what sinks it. There were a handful of bits in this sample of the movie where I said "the joke would be passable if you stopped it right there" like when she shows up with the car and there's the joke about a dead body, or the "no one catches her" stage dive just having her land and then go back to the Ghost catching on stage without quipping or focusing on it further.

    • @trequor
      @trequor Рік тому +8

      @@papershadow This style is quick-fire improv (or pseudo-improve) can really work for a movie... but only with a competent editor. When the actors are just pumping up quips 8 hours a day, you really rely on the editor for the comedic timing.

    • @yavaulie2839
      @yavaulie2839 6 місяців тому +1

      The only funny joke for me was where she slaps Melissa. Funny and deserving at the same time.

    • @blue-vr8dd
      @blue-vr8dd 4 місяці тому

      ​@yavaulie2839
      until she screams "the power of Patty compels you" then I wanted both of them to be slapped

  • @crazyphilosopher1049
    @crazyphilosopher1049 3 роки тому +104

    That Jlongbone Arnold face cut was amazing

  • @okayimsorry5473
    @okayimsorry5473 3 роки тому +148

    The ghost dragon bothers me more than anything else. This movie just accidentally implied dragons exist or existed in the ghost busters universe.
    So many of these movies feel like they're being written by aliens who know people like things but cant fathom why

    • @MirandaSinistra
      @MirandaSinistra 3 роки тому +8

      Hollywood being secretly Martians in disguise confirmed.

    • @ItPreach
      @ItPreach 3 роки тому +4

      given all of the other supernatural stuff and otherworldly creatures and concepts in Ghostbusters before, I really don’t see the problem with dragons in it.

    • @okayimsorry5473
      @okayimsorry5473 3 роки тому +3

      @@ItPreach You don't have to. Different people suspend disbelief in different ways.

    • @Zeddyboi86
      @Zeddyboi86 3 роки тому +1

      That’s a good point. Which really annoys me, because I really like dragons. It was the one thing in the movie where I went “That looks pretty cool.” But screw it, I guess.

  • @MoonlitMarch
    @MoonlitMarch 3 роки тому +122

    I feel like everyone who sat through this is entitled to monetary compensation

    • @beardedbjorn5520
      @beardedbjorn5520 3 роки тому +12

      Where's my reparations?!!

    • @DiamondDogApollo
      @DiamondDogApollo 3 роки тому +4

      Only if they didn’t get on Twitter and pretend it was a good movie or worth defending in any way. Otherwise they got what they deserved.

    • @Brandon_Powell
      @Brandon_Powell 5 місяців тому

      ​@beardedbjorn5520 And a handwritten apology from Paul Feig and the cast. It wouldn't mean much, but it would be fun to add insult to injury.

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 5 місяців тому +1

      Doesn’t George Clooney do that when people mention Batman & Robin?

  • @jackdaone6469
    @jackdaone6469 3 роки тому +197

    The editor’s snarkiness is always welcome. Whether it be animating the icons, adding in brief cutaways, or putting text on the screen for his own snark at the movie.
    *kisses fingers* Wonderful!

  • @dragoon347
    @dragoon347 3 роки тому +65

    "i laughed more at shindlers list"
    it was so unexpected i lold for awhile, then i died

  • @roseprickett8303
    @roseprickett8303 3 роки тому +119

    Charles Dance is like Christopher Lee. He’s old, British, has some amazing roles, and continues to appear for almost cameo roles in truly awful schlock.

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p 2 роки тому +1

      Wait, whish movies with Lee cameo were truly awful?

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 2 роки тому +5

      I mean Christopher lee was in some terrible movies especially the later hammer movies.

    • @doopdoopdopdop7424
      @doopdoopdopdop7424 Рік тому +6

      Dark Shadows. Lee actually acknowledged bad movies as a necessary evil being an actor.

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 8 місяців тому

      @@asher8754 I never knew

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 8 місяців тому

      @@user-xx6vy9ri8p I thought there were none

  • @jacksimpson8529
    @jacksimpson8529 3 роки тому +58

    My reaction to this entire film can be summed up in one sentence.
    "Thanks, I hate it."

  • @CassieT
    @CassieT 3 роки тому +237

    For all of the problems with TLJ... at least it seems like something resembling a movie, and not an extended Channel Awesome skit with slightly higher production value

    • @MirandaSinistra
      @MirandaSinistra 3 роки тому +13

      I've never even watched Channel Awesome and I'd watch it over this any day.

    • @alexhayden219
      @alexhayden219 3 роки тому +30

      I hate TLJ more, but only because I care more. This... thing... is barely worth my attention. Unless it's an EFAP movie!

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 3 роки тому +8

      That's... accurate.

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 3 роки тому +7

      Malcolm could probably carry it
      Barely

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 2 роки тому +1

      Hey, don't drag Channel Awesome through the mud like that.
      At least Channel Awesome has a script that barely functions!

  • @go_rilla262
    @go_rilla262 3 роки тому +174

    "What'd you bring me?"
    Another terrible movie.

  • @r.e.z9428
    @r.e.z9428 3 роки тому +150

    I always love when JLongbone and Weekend pop up.

    • @r.e.z9428
      @r.e.z9428 3 роки тому +5

      Ur Hair Sure he takes time, but its worth it when a video does come out eventually.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 3 роки тому

      Why do you like Jlongbone? Honest question

    • @janehrahan5116
      @janehrahan5116 3 роки тому +3

      Do. Do you not?

    • @wearywanderer7018
      @wearywanderer7018 2 роки тому

      They increase the party value for sure.

  • @FemboyMisa
    @FemboyMisa 3 роки тому +65

    That guy had one spray can and the image he spray painted on the wall had two colours...

    • @brianmayfield3474
      @brianmayfield3474 3 роки тому +7

      i realized that as well...oof

    • @TheNthMouse
      @TheNthMouse 3 роки тому +11

      Also the female empowerment icons had to rip off the artwork of a man. Which I suppose is better than making them just good at everything.

    • @ThreeStrikes90
      @ThreeStrikes90 3 роки тому

      He has a second can when he walks off

    • @FemboyMisa
      @FemboyMisa 3 роки тому +2

      @@ThreeStrikes90 No, he doesn't. I checked before commenting to make sure.

  • @carabe197
    @carabe197 3 роки тому +53

    33:05 Captain Marvel stole The Dons bike, Ghostbusters blew it up.

  • @nicole.5346
    @nicole.5346 3 роки тому +158

    Sadly, that ending where she jumps into the ghost portal is in the theatrical version. I made the stupid decision to watch this film in theaters, and I was so confused by it.😂

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 3 роки тому +37

      Yeah, my brother and I saw it out of morbid curiosity. It was awful.
      Literally every male character in the film is a moron of some stripe.

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 3 роки тому +18

      My mom wanted to watch it because she likes the original movie. Thats how I ended up watching it..... what a fucking mistake...

    • @patchmoulton5438
      @patchmoulton5438 3 роки тому +5

      @@timewarpdrive77 What did your mother think?

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 3 роки тому +1

      @@patchmoulton5438 She thought it was okay-ish, but not good...

    • @SFTaYZa
      @SFTaYZa 3 роки тому

      did Colbert tell you to go watch it

  • @KhaaahM
    @KhaaahM 3 роки тому +58

    Stop dancing. Stop dancing. Enough with the dancing. Remember Scarface? Stop dancing.

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 3 роки тому +34

    This film was basically the start of "If you criticise and dislike a bad film that happens to star women for reasons that have nothing to do with it starring women the filmmakers will call you sexist" recent trend that continued with stuff like Birds of Prey, 2019's Charlie's Angels, the 2019 Black Christmas and so on.

  • @albertdeluxe8966
    @albertdeluxe8966 3 роки тому +34

    I cannot believe JLongbone doesn't like this movie. It was MADE FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!

  • @KorporalNoobs
    @KorporalNoobs 3 роки тому +85

    I know the Brits can hold a grudge, but Metal wasn't even alive during the Blitz and neither was Rags during the Independence war. Dont make them suffer.
    Have Mercy.

  • @ericv00
    @ericv00 3 роки тому +53

    They did it. The mad lads actually did it! They watched the unwatchable.
    MauLer and friends, did YOUR hair turn white after seeing this?

  • @grandarkfang_1482
    @grandarkfang_1482 3 роки тому +77

    Everyone: *_looks at GB 2016_* "You will *_never_* get a sequel."
    *Gold Experience Requiem intensifies*

    • @austin9568AuraMasterDX
      @austin9568AuraMasterDX 3 роки тому +18

      Paul Fig: Wha-
      Wha-
      Wha-
      Wha-
      Wha-

    • @joaogabrielwillerding4093
      @joaogabrielwillerding4093 3 роки тому +5

      Giorno is realy trying to fix the timeline, unfortunetly the timeline keeps fucking itself

    • @wcw2793
      @wcw2793 3 роки тому +1

      “I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream that we *WILL* get a good Ghostbusters sequel.”

  • @CassieT
    @CassieT 3 роки тому +21

    This is genuinely frustrating to me. 47:11 this looks great, it's adorable and fluid hand-drawn animation. 2d animation has become a very neglected medium in Western cinema and they WASTED THIS ANIMATION on THIS DAMN MOVIE

  • @papasalvo
    @papasalvo 3 роки тому +156

    The ghostbusters don't exist in this universe its obvious by the fact that the original ghost busters are never mentioned and despite all the events of the first ghostbusters are not recognized and no one believes ghosts are real.
    However it didn't stop all of these women from being pissed that the new ghostbusters movie which is a continuation of the original movies and thus does not exist in the 2016 universe doesnt acknowledge this movie at all

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 3 роки тому +34

      Yeah its fucking mind-boggling that the 2016 cast got angry when their movie decanonized the originals...

    • @patchmoulton5438
      @patchmoulton5438 3 роки тому +18

      @@timewarpdrive77 It's the "it's okay when we do it" mentality

    • @unpopularopinions7407
      @unpopularopinions7407 3 роки тому +22

      They’re pissed because this was supposed to be the start of a huge modern reboot of the franchise. This movie would be the start of a new series and they would’ve essentially replaced the original four as the faces of the franchise going forward. So seeing that people still prefer the originals and the franchise is attempting to carry on without them is no doubt disappointing.
      Not that I have any sympathy.

    • @DanielChico09
      @DanielChico09 3 роки тому +9

      I never dedicate enough thoughts to realize this. You are right, it makes no sense for a sequel to the original films to include in it's continuity the reboot that doesn't acknowledge prior events. The next movie wasn't trying to shit on the reboot, they just had to choose what continuity to follow and naturally picked the more successful movie.

    • @Cetra29
      @Cetra29 3 роки тому +2

      @@timewarpdrive77 They never decanonized the old. They planned crossover universe stuff where the old would appear. Which obviously is never going to happen now. Gladly.

  • @lonewanderer3219
    @lonewanderer3219 3 роки тому +30

    You know, when I first heard the extended version, I was thinking this was a desperate attempt to save the movie.
    Then I realized quickly that the theatrical version was somehow the better one.
    Which is like saying I got AIDS instead of Cancer

  • @carabe197
    @carabe197 3 роки тому +34

    1984 budget today would be 74 million, 2016 budget was 144, so this movie has budget twice the size of the original.

    • @soandso3676
      @soandso3676 3 роки тому +6

      It mostly probably went into the garbage special effects and product placements

    • @djdeadbeat4380
      @djdeadbeat4380 3 роки тому +5

      And less than half the quality of the original too

    • @superapm9620
      @superapm9620 3 роки тому +3

      "And less than half the quality of the original too
      "
      That's an interesting way of saying 0%

    • @djdeadbeat4380
      @djdeadbeat4380 3 роки тому +1

      @Super APM yeah that didn’t sound as good as the double and half thing

  • @samuraijaco1
    @samuraijaco1 3 роки тому +21

    I saw this movie for free on tv, and I still want my money back.

  • @YonaSuzuki
    @YonaSuzuki 3 роки тому +78

    JLongBone makes any video 5x better to me, that laugh tho ❤️

    • @aayushpatel6471
      @aayushpatel6471 3 роки тому +14

      She has a best laugh in efap

    • @zeroclimberchannel
      @zeroclimberchannel 3 роки тому +8

      @@Ragdoll-ky7ol in my subjective opinion Crymor has the best laugh

    • @goosegirl941
      @goosegirl941 3 роки тому +2

      Snap Bliz it’s almost Rich Evans level of banshee ❤️❤️❤️

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 3 роки тому

      @@aayushpatel6471 Add it to the lore boys.

    • @MooncricketsInc
      @MooncricketsInc Рік тому +4

      Great laugh and her random roasts and nigga outbursts are hilarious.

  • @redbigun
    @redbigun 3 роки тому +56

    The concert scene is literally ripped from Ninja Turtles: Secret of the Ooze.

    • @lordjimbo2
      @lordjimbo2 3 роки тому +8

      Which is not a great movie to rip scenes from.

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant 3 роки тому +1

      I still haven't watched the third film when they're in China or some shit what was that even about

    • @redbigun
      @redbigun 3 роки тому +2

      @@NGRevenant That's Turtles in Time and they in Feudal Japan or something. It's the worst one.

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 3 роки тому

      @@NGRevenant Watch AVGN's review of the third movie instead

  • @SageDivinity
    @SageDivinity 3 роки тому +24

    The white hair makes me think someone saw Danny Phantom once.

  • @TK_TK811
    @TK_TK811 3 роки тому +25

    When the weird blonde one started dual wielding I had to pause from the pain of witnessing that with the Ghostbusters theme playing in the background.

  • @DraconicScribe
    @DraconicScribe 3 роки тому +37

    Sony Pictures:
    -The Amazing Spiderman 2
    -Ghostbusters 2016
    -The Emoji Movie
    -Venom
    Truly they have mastered the art... Of making trash

    • @bradenmerriman5206
      @bradenmerriman5206 3 роки тому +5

      Tbf they also made spidervers e, and spiderman 1 and 2. So they have a small thing of hope.

    • @Nova-sama420
      @Nova-sama420 3 роки тому

      Don't forget the Men In Black movies, Bloodshot. But once in a blue moon we get a Spider-Verse, so there's that I guess...

    • @DraconicScribe
      @DraconicScribe 3 роки тому +3

      @@bradenmerriman5206 Spiderverse is like the only good thing they've made in a DECADE, that's pathetic by anyone's standard, if you release 90% duds you're doing a bad job, yeah they MIGHT get better... But I'm not holding my breath

    • @Mr.Rodgers7
      @Mr.Rodgers7 3 роки тому

      I wonder how morbius will turn out

    • @Mr.Rodgers7
      @Mr.Rodgers7 3 роки тому

      @@CandyApples4ever I think marvel studios is involved though so not really a true sony movie

  • @NataliaNeeSama
    @NataliaNeeSama 3 роки тому +88

    Remember when Choirs were only reserved for true eventful, "mythical tales"-like scenes? Dear god, I hate the overuse of choirs on everything nowadays, like it is a shortcut to make a scene feels more (ergh) "epic".

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 3 роки тому +7

      EPIK

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 3 роки тому +4

      Remember when Rising of the Shield Hero used a choir for literally 2 scenes out of the entire show.

    • @Zeddyboi86
      @Zeddyboi86 3 роки тому +1

      The birth of Darth Vader comes to mind.
      Also, The Omen: an AWESOME horror movie with phenomenal choir music!

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 3 роки тому +2

      @@ajsouza3720 I absolutely love that show 👍. Truly epic.

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 3 роки тому +2

      @@mysite1012 I can't wait for season 2

  • @syksis9842
    @syksis9842 3 роки тому +74

    This is Weekend Warrior before the dark times...before the LOTR video.

    • @speedyacorn2520
      @speedyacorn2520 3 роки тому +12

      @@Ragdoll-ky7ol if you want context watch EFAP 93

    • @arkoa0000
      @arkoa0000 3 роки тому +8

      @@speedyacorn2520 Why would you do that to someone? That is cruelty on par with Hitler and possibly worse.

    • @speedyacorn2520
      @speedyacorn2520 3 роки тому +16

      @@arkoa0000 it wasn't me, it was joel

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 3 роки тому +2

      That video is my favorite EFAP video. It truly embraces everything that makes EFAP great.

  • @BunkerAnon
    @BunkerAnon 3 роки тому +53

    Heard Bill Murray dressed that way as a jab at Paul.

    • @Tronathon242
      @Tronathon242 3 роки тому +7

      That would be lovely if that was confirmed. Luckily this film didn't interfere with him watching the Cubs break the curse.

    • @Zeddyboi86
      @Zeddyboi86 3 роки тому

      If that’s true, that is f*cking awesome! 🤣👍🏻

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people6510 11 місяців тому +5

    Ghostbusters 1984 - Antagonist character releases dangerous ghosts by accident
    Ghostbusters 2016 - Protagonists characters release dangerous ghost on purpose

  • @bigadam
    @bigadam 3 роки тому +21

    That "What'd 'ya bring me" at the end was wonderfully executed. My anticipation rose as she peered into the sink and I was rewarded with Jacob's noble war-cry.

  • @davidallen3774
    @davidallen3774 3 роки тому +62

    41:30
    Fun Fact: Slimer is not based on Melissa McCarthy.
    Slimer is based on a real comedian, not a joke.

    • @seven-sevensevens877
      @seven-sevensevens877 3 роки тому

      They know. Everyone knows. It's a fat joke because Melissa McCarthy is FAT

    • @davidallen3774
      @davidallen3774 3 роки тому

      @@seven-sevensevens877
      whooooooooooooooosh...

    • @papershadow
      @papershadow 3 роки тому

      Acknowledgement of "Melissa McCarthy is unfunny" truth aside, who was the Comedian Slimer was based on, out of curiosity? I might wanna watch something funny after this.

    • @davidallen3774
      @davidallen3774 3 роки тому +5

      @@papershadow Slimer was based upon Aykroyds good friend and Blues Brother John Belushi, who died as the film was being written. He was initially due to play Venkman and was included 'in spirit' instead.

    • @seven-sevensevens877
      @seven-sevensevens877 3 роки тому

      @@papershadow John Belushi

  • @unpopularopinions7407
    @unpopularopinions7407 3 роки тому +17

    39:39 When I first saw this line in the trailer, I misheard Leslie Jones and thought she was saying “THE POWER OF _PAIN_ COMPELS YOU”. Which isn’t comedic gold or anything but I’d say is quite a bit funnier than the actual line.

  • @raumograeywolf5477
    @raumograeywolf5477 3 роки тому +50

    "You know what we did to Aunt Jemaima"
    Hahahaha, yes it was Them who did it, Not Us like they Project.

  • @MBS-HomuZombie
    @MBS-HomuZombie 3 роки тому +109

    I remember being told when it comes to putting jokes (or, god forbid, inside jokes) into movies (or other media), you have to make sure it really works... or we end up with movies like this.
    I feel bad for girls that this movie was meant to "inspire" (or whatever crap it was suppose to do), I'd take it as a insult but thankfully it wasn't made for me.
    At least its nice to see Charles Dance. (It's like he's a special guest for efap movies)

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah Paul Feig attempted an experimental scriptwriting technique where he only scripted a vague plot goal in each scene and the actresses had to act out every scene for hours using improv and they only took the “best” takes. That’s how you end up with crap like this

    • @MBS-HomuZombie
      @MBS-HomuZombie 3 роки тому +6

      @@frankmerker630 given i'm no acting expert but i've heard multiple times that improv is one of the hardest forms to do.
      While i do like the idea of experimentaling with works, if the actors/actresses in question don't have a massive amount of experience doing improv, that should be a big red flag on the outcome.

    • @DacAttack2142
      @DacAttack2142 3 роки тому +1

      Homu-Zombie improv can work if the scenes themselves are funny. Reno 911 is largely done with improv but because the scenes themselves give the actors something to work with, it works

    • @MBS-HomuZombie
      @MBS-HomuZombie 3 роки тому +8

      @@DacAttack2142 That's the thing, When improv does work, it's usually something pretty great and really lets the actors shine but it requires alot of work from both scenes/scripts and actors themselves.
      I think the issue is that some people either assume its easier to do improv over scripted comedy or it's the case of "Random = funny", both of these things can work but i think it's more likely to flop.

    • @noless
      @noless 3 роки тому +7

      @@MBS-HomuZombie To the actors defense they have almost nothing to work with. Every character is just a one dimensional stereotype. This movie is mostly Paul Feigs fault. He wouldn't even say yes to it if he didn't get total control. We know this from the Sony leaked e-mails.

  • @ikoandreas5085
    @ikoandreas5085 3 роки тому +40

    Longmanbusters is also my favourite movie

  • @genebaker511
    @genebaker511 3 роки тому +16

    They should've gone with the direction of Pokemon Go. Imagine Ghostbusters Go where you travel to places to bust ghosts, that would've been awesome.

  • @dahelmang
    @dahelmang 3 роки тому +10

    I was in Beauty and the Beast in high school. The candlestick and the clock had to ad lib for a bit because the Beast was taking too long getting his hands on. Our teacher was like good job, don't do that again.

  • @troo_6656
    @troo_6656 3 роки тому +48

    I am happy for more content but I am not sure if it is worth PTSD

  • @redringofdeathgamer
    @redringofdeathgamer 3 роки тому +43

    I am now addicted to JLongs vids.

  • @justlolit
    @justlolit 3 роки тому +41

    I heard the jokes were bad but wow it's all completely flat, how didn't they do anything to address it.

  • @hamburglar710
    @hamburglar710 3 роки тому +15

    6:13 That aunt Jemima joke is really ironic now cause of what they did to her...

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop 3 роки тому +34

    I like how no one heard Patty say “I don’t know if this is a black thing, or a woman thing, but I’m pissed” after the crowd refused to catch her at 29:00.

    • @KonekoneFukkatsu
      @KonekoneFukkatsu 3 роки тому +19

      When in fact, it was a "You're so fat that you'd crush us if we tried to catch your gargantuan mass" thing.

  • @redtiger179
    @redtiger179 3 роки тому +32

    Oooooh, the movie showed the train hitting it 5 times? I honest to God thought it was you guys editing it. Thanks for calling it out lol

  • @ikoandreas5085
    @ikoandreas5085 3 роки тому +84

    I feel like Metal has basicly become a host along with MauLer and Rags.

    • @anthonykeane4984
      @anthonykeane4984 3 роки тому +21

      Id be ok with that 👍

    • @johnellisbushbush
      @johnellisbushbush 3 роки тому +33

      Like him, Jay and Fringy now time share the third host role.

    • @tylerghersinich576
      @tylerghersinich576 3 роки тому +11

      John Ellis Bush Bush the third seat will always remain empty for it is the sacred seat of the Wolf that was Dishonored.

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 3 роки тому +2

      @@tylerghersinich576 I will patiently await his return. Then. We will yiff the world.

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 3 роки тому +1

      @@tylerghersinich576 Also. Add it to the lore, boys.

  • @ManiacalForeigner
    @ManiacalForeigner 3 роки тому +16

    "Be Moved" is Sony's slogan, and this movie certainly moved something in me, namely my stomach.

  • @dannyknightblade4592
    @dannyknightblade4592 3 роки тому +17

    47:07 Them killing the Ghostbusters logo perfectly symbolizes how the filmmakers killed this franchise with this truly terrible movie.

  • @tecumsehcristero
    @tecumsehcristero 3 роки тому +35

    The 1980s Ghostbusters was lightening in a bottle made with the perfect comedians at the peak of their careers and it still came out better than it should.
    Ghostbusters 2018 was cynical, unfunny and made for all the wrong reasons

    • @soyuzdavillan721
      @soyuzdavillan721 2 роки тому +1

      Ghostbusters 2018?

    • @BurgerWyeister20
      @BurgerWyeister20 7 місяців тому

      ​​@@soyuzdavillan721you see, Ghostbusters 2016 is so bad it warps time around it. It came out in 2016. However, if feels so long that when you exit the theater, you age 2 years.

  • @Mythonaut
    @Mythonaut 3 роки тому +155

    This movie is so poorly color graded that it looks like Batman and robin

    • @ccateni28
      @ccateni28 3 роки тому +12

      I like rainbow colors, but the grading is questionable. I give you that.

    • @theafflictionvhs17
      @theafflictionvhs17 3 роки тому +29

      Batman and Robin is more respectable than this...

    • @Mr.Rodgers7
      @Mr.Rodgers7 3 роки тому +7

      Batman and robin had some nice gothic imagery

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 роки тому +1

      He wanted it to look like barf. You know, like Willy Wonka threw up all over a Skittles factory.

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 3 роки тому

      I got an epileptic seizure from all of this..

  • @Steroyd666
    @Steroyd666 3 роки тому +50

    To quote a guy with a white board.
    Oh naw naw naw NAW NAW NAW

  • @MoonsingerMedia
    @MoonsingerMedia 3 роки тому +18

    I laughed more at Rags joke about laughing more at ‘Schindlers List’ 🤣

  • @wrayday7149
    @wrayday7149 3 роки тому +39

    I think Red Letter did a pretty good job recutting this film to fix issues.
    But to Jlongbones' point.... As bad as Batman and Robin was ... it is nowhere near as bad as this film.

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 2 місяці тому

      I mean…Red Letter Media recognizing this thing is shit isn’t saying much
      Mr Plinkett is kinda disingenuous let’s be real

  • @simplegarak
    @simplegarak 3 роки тому +10

    In the name of channel mascot, Charles Dance, ya'll need to watch Last Action Hero sometime.

  • @kylefrank638
    @kylefrank638 3 роки тому +4

    "That was my favorite acid" is the three-limbed fetus of "I collect spores, molds and fungus."

  • @SarahBright
    @SarahBright 3 роки тому +21

    Thor trying to be the Mask.

  • @cosmoconkerjames
    @cosmoconkerjames 3 роки тому +6

    I'm so glad this movie is non-canon.

  • @benjamingrant5970
    @benjamingrant5970 3 роки тому +11

    Has Metal's thumbnail ever been so appropriate before?

  • @DGGRevolution
    @DGGRevolution 3 роки тому +3

    I like how "What'd ya bring me" Jacob is now the footnote of every EFAP Mini/Movie video.

    • @whiskeyhound
      @whiskeyhound 3 роки тому +2

      I like how Ghost Jacob could actually be a good horror movie monster.

  • @annatardlordofderps9181
    @annatardlordofderps9181 3 роки тому +11

    The encapsulation of the whole film is Bill Murray asking "is this a good time?" And the viewers saying "no"

  • @Nightheven123
    @Nightheven123 3 роки тому +10

    I can't agree more with Mauler... i need to rewatch the original now just to feel better and forget this nightmare...

  • @LemanoftheRuss
    @LemanoftheRuss 3 роки тому +11

    This isn't just an insult to Ghostbusters, it's an insult to film making, on an objective level.

  • @unpopularopinions7407
    @unpopularopinions7407 3 роки тому +15

    That ghost never got his hug 😢

  • @dragonhunter6102
    @dragonhunter6102 3 роки тому +70

    its a question of time when they EFAP The Room

    • @g4sper112
      @g4sper112 3 роки тому +21

      It would be great if Wolf comes back for that one

    • @MckaysProductions
      @MckaysProductions 3 роки тому +13

      They probably already have it recorded, can't wait to see it in 2022 :D

    • @noqualityassured5171
      @noqualityassured5171 3 роки тому +3

      I approve of this comment
      But anyway how’s your sex life?

    • @ericv00
      @ericv00 3 роки тому +5

      The Room is entertainingly bad, but very overdone by every movie associated channel, much lke Troll 2 or Birdemic. More obscure is better. That is why Batwoman works. No one watches that show. And even ironic viewers of Ghostbusters 2016 represent a small number of people (after accounting for the ones who died from cringe).

    • @Wvlfmane
      @Wvlfmane 3 роки тому +3

      Eh I think The Room is pretty overdone. It was funny several years ago when it was still an obscure piece of media now everyone and their mom quotes it after The Disaster Artist made it mainstream. I think they need to watch some Neil Breen movies.Those are funnier in my opinion than The Room ever was especially now because while Tommy has long been in on the joke and cashed in on it Neil still is dead serious about them after many years. I think that makes them more endearing to me.

  • @deedlessdeity218
    @deedlessdeity218 3 роки тому +7

    I got the eerie feeling that killing the Ghostbusters logo was metaphorical for killing the franchise

  • @soyuzdavillan721
    @soyuzdavillan721 2 роки тому +8

    They couldve just painted Melissa McCarthy green and saved on the CGI for slimer

  • @TwentyPercentDash
    @TwentyPercentDash 3 роки тому +72

    JLongbone makes everything better. I love that woman :)

    • @ikoandreas5085
      @ikoandreas5085 3 роки тому +15

      #JLongBone2020

    • @ikoandreas5085
      @ikoandreas5085 3 роки тому +11

      Leider Tears nah. Longbone is just a next level human being

    • @jerubaal101
      @jerubaal101 3 роки тому +3

      I hear her laugh in my sleep.

    • @strudelh
      @strudelh 3 роки тому

      @Leider Tears wat

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 3 роки тому +8

    This editor deserves a raise

  • @LargeMetallicFellow
    @LargeMetallicFellow 3 роки тому +4

    "Charles Dance! I know you can't save the movie, but please try!"