EFAP Movies #10: A Wrinkle in Time w/ JLongbone
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- Опубліковано 21 лип 2020
- And so, as we venture through more and more media, the EFAP crew encounter something that can't really be comprehended.
Will they survive?
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As a black man I have to ask:
*Why was this made for me?*
The one time I feel bad for the blacks.
@@brightgarinson3099 Thanks?
@@KelShu that didn't deserve a "thanks"
@Salt Cube Yeah I suppose
@@Emanthebald I know
Fun fact: in the books, the source of all evil is called "The Black Thing." Let that sink in....
Oof.
This is the first recorded case of Light (or White if you will) representing good and bLACK representing evil.
Also the Green Lantern comics has an ark called the BLACKEST night. How can we let this continue?
@@stryyker9 Double Oof!
BUAHA
I love Mauler beating them with "It's For You" stick.
@Ur Hair Don't speak like Jon Snow. You want it
@@bipstymcbipste5641 but are you muh queen?
@Ur Hair Then just "pretend" it is what you wanted.😂
Fun Fact: This movie was specifically engineered to torture E;R.
Did it succeed as well as Artemis Fowl, though?
Jonathan Smithwick
And death note Netflix
I wish he would review this movie
Is he a fan of the book or something?
I want to upvote, but your like count is at 420
An awful movie: *Exists*
EFAP crew: Rip and Tear, until it is DONE
then get back home and have some fun?
Knee deep in the tism
Slice and dice, brothers. Slice and dice.
We call it “Kar En Tuk” in Celtic.
@@kingbash6466 I thought that was Argenta. XD
Nobody going to talk about how good Rag’s shaggy impression was?
I think we should campaign to have Rags add Shaggy to the lore. Like say a ghost of a Shaggy-looking character skin can be Rags''' first owner. 😂😂
After scooby died shaggy became much more cynical and started calling himself "rags" after how his former companion would pronounce his name. He also took the identity of a dog in his honor.
@@heretical_habits9512 real men cry at this story
@@heretical_habits9512 My god, Rags was short for 'Raggy' all along!
@Ur Hair Unfortunately not :(
Fringy's "I mean what the- What happened in this movie!" is probably the best review of A Wrinkle in Time on the internet.
49:37 here have fun
@@speedyacorn2520 Thanks.
I busted a gut😂😂😂😂😂
JLongbone isn’t the Hero we need. She isn’t even the Hero we deserve. She’s the Hero that’s blessed us with her presence
That's pretty funny lol
silence, simp
She's the best black mom we could ever ask for
Her laugh is as infectious and delightful as Rich “AIIIIIIDS” Evans’.
Jlongbone is a girl? Sounds like a young white guy!!
this movie looks like something you would watch as a kid, then forget it ever existed, and then years later find a review on some youtube channel.
That’s what the 2003 version was to me.
@@Orbzul There was a 2003 version of this film?
@@Samm815 Yeah, from what little I remember, it was closer to the book, but I can't vouch for whether the writing was actually better. The effects probably haven't aged too well.
@@Orbzul all I remember is the giant brain coming out of the floor
@@Orbzul As far as I can remember it was better than this...granted, I have to finish watching this version to confirm it but I'm certain the TV movie was better.
So the dad disappears for ages
No one wonder they didn't make him black
He came back though... so he couldn't be black.
@@greatclubsandwich5612 Well, at least you're comfortable with your racism.
@@ikr9358 imagine being offended by youtube comments lmao.
@@Cattshire Yeah, it's a side effect of having empathy, I'm afraid.
@IKR it’s gonna be okay, it’s just a joke🤦🏾♂️
Is this entire movie an allegory for Hollywood child grooming? the kid is being called ugly to be isolated, then 3 famous actresses come in and recruit her for an awesome mission to find her dad. The dad going missing doesn't even make sense, was the dad even gone in the first place or was he a part of this ruse?
Based and redpilled
Basado y rojo-pastillado
💊
SHUT IT DOWN
It gets worse when you think about Oprah being friends with Harvey Weinstein
"This film isn't for you!"
Oh thank god...
In response to one of Rags's comments...this story was written decades ago. Long before the MCU, L'Engle used the term tesseract as a warp drive device.
Also...Meg was a pale, freckled, white girl lol
The word "tesseract" predates both and was first coined in 1888. It's the four-dimensional equivalent of a cube, similar to how a cube is the three-dimensional equivalent of the square. I have no idea what purpose that knowledge serves, if any, but I like it.
@@DiZtheJedi Keep talking nerdy to me, I love it.
@@MirandaSinistra Just as a square has four sides and a cube as six faces, a tesseract has eight "cubic cells"... all of which are
@@DiZtheJedi This is so hot it should be behind an onlyfans paywall.
Blackwashing
"Have faith in who you are," a timeless line used by all the great films: Dragon Ball Evolution, A Wrinkle in Time, you know the rest.
Didn't "Lion King" do something similar?
"Remember who you are" is what Mufasa tells Simba.
Wow, thanks for reminding me Dragonball evolution exists.
“It wasn’t made for him”
... ya and the woman who wrote the book this horrible movie is based off didn’t write a story for racial identity obsessed feminists.
A great way to advertise a movie.
I know right? And the changes totally change the family dynamic which messes with the message of the story
I've always the "not made for you" argument kinda stupid.
It's one thing to have a different opinion, but going off on other people for not liking a movie by using buzzwords or phrases like that makes you sound elitist and snobby.
@@mattc2306 It's just a cheap and cowardly way for them to try and quell criticism.
@@mattc2306 The worst is that this « not made for you » argument can actually work, but it works when it’s about enjoying a movie, not analyzing it.
Adults might not like movies made for children, but it’s fine, because it’s made for children, however adults can still rightfully say that a movie made for children is shit without being one themselves because how good or bad the movie is has nothing to do with them being children.
Similarly, it’s fine to say « this movie wasn’t made for 40 yo white dudes, so it’s normal if they don’t like it », because sure, you could make a movie that just doesn’t appeal to particular experiences that 40yo white dudes don’t tend to have or tend not to have, but that’s wholly independent from wether or not a 40yo white dude can pick that movie apart and point out everything that’s wrong with it.
In this film, Oprah is portrayed as big as her ego.
This is so fucking bizarre, especially since the original wrinkle in time is so cleveryly put together. When the magical lady shows up in the book, there are a few subtle hints that shes otherworldly, but she presents herself very reasonably as a neighbor who wants to be friendly and they develop a relationship with her over a long period of time before anything magical starts happening. Here she basically kicks down the door and gives the main character a "your a wizard harry" except here the parents are perfectly reasonable and the children have no reason to wish to be rescued from them.
It happens for NOUGH REASON!
And they didn’t even give us gay hobbits
@@TrisStrudel i'm going to picture frodo and gang running around with mac-10s now, thanks xD
You're a gizzard, Cherry
I don't think you'd be able to get MauLer and crew on board even if you explained the book to them.
After all the reviews of this movie I've seen, I can't believe I've finally found a few people that actually have read the book in the comments here.
A shame none of the big reviewers actually cared enough to read it, it's kinda dull and preachy in its own way but it's pretty short, the way the book was butchered to make this film is more disturbing than they realize.
A Wrinkle in Time with everyones favourite Ewok? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Now there are two of them. This is getting out of hand!
Hold the fuck up, fringy is everyone's favorite ewok...
This is where the fun begins
@@timewarpdrive77 NOUGH!!!!
Yes mister -tine, yes it is.
When Brie Larson first made that whole speech about 40 year old men not liking movies not made them, I was under the impression that she said that with at least having the knowledge of watching the movie in question, after watching this, I am now convinced that she didn't watch shit.
Or she had shite taste.
@@TheXBladeist unicorn store more than confirms your theory
@@nopatiencejoe6376 Ya, I feel like she has shown her colors quite obviously.
@@TheXBladeist Ha! I see what you did there.
Friendly reminder that the main girl was white in the book, lol.
And The It was called The Black Thing.
@big wolf image Marvel's "white" panther and the bad guy has the same motivation but he is white 😏
I mean how nonwhite is the girl anyway. Can't be more than two black great-grandparents.
It was actually the villain, it was just a minion of the ultimate evil, if I remember correctly. They conflated the two.
IT was the brain, I think they didn’t even bother with that in this lol
Studio Executive: “so, let’s keep this love connects all theme but remove entirely the Christian messaging and themes that were used to portray it in the book”
Other Studio Executive: “brilliant idea! That won’t in anyway undermine the entire story, especially after we try to instead fill the movie with a bunch of other messages that the story itself was never structured for.”
It's just a kid's movie about space wizards.
It’s a bad kids movie about space wizards. Also is see what you did there.
It's a movie about space Oprahs intended for black children.
I hope Jlongbone and Fringy realize this movie was made for them and they should like it
Fringy is poc? Huh the more ya know.
@@thehoneybunempress1664 ya man I didn’t know for a while tile they brought it up randomly in a discussion
@@Galvatronover that’s the beauty of it. We don’t know what skin color someone could be, so when woke clowns like Brie Larson just assume anyone against her is white, it makes me laugh,
@@thehoneybunempress1664 don't say "poc" you're better than that.
Fringy is an Australian who happens to be black.
Or just go with the plague doctor, goo direction.
@@MilkT0ast there's nothing wrong with saying poc. it's basically just saying non white
Ok, considering how old the book is, it’s conceivable that a 40 year old man could have read it when he was young and liked the story - making his opinion on this adaption pretty relevant. Did Brie Larson think the book was some kind of black literary staple? Cuz it ain’t.
Mauler of House Long, the First of His Name, King of the Massive and the toxic brood, Protector of the theme, the father of rhinos,the Breaker of tsims.
Father and Milker of the rhinos*
"Black Girls are Magic" -JLongbone The origin of Nick Fury's line in the final The Marvel's trailer is unearthed.
Do you think when Kate and Beth were born, Jacob slammed his laptop and asked “what’d ya bring me” as the kids emerged from the Womb?
Yes
Does that mean Jacob carries a special "bring me" laptop everywhere he goes? Also, I don't know how common laptops were when Kate and Beth were born. Maybe he just used a really thick book before he had a laptop.
@@Endar0 In the days before laptops, he slapped shut his large, bulky 90s mobile phone and before then, a great book. But it has roots even deeper!
Long has Jacob's line passed down this tradition, from father to son, back down the long winding road of history to the day their ancestor stood before god's burning bush, slammed a stone tablet onto the ground and asked "מה הבאת לי?"
@@dermotbresnehan6836 LOL. I love it. Excellent deep lore!
Absolutely
Ah yes the movie with Giant Oprah.
Hopefully the sequel will include Mecha-Oprah and Whoopi Ghidorah.
@@gottesurteil3201 Well we have Brieollante
don't forget giant lettuce ray Reese Witherspoon
Batwoman: No one will ever make less sense than me!
Wrinkle in Time: Hold my glitter, gaudy outfits and terrible hair!
Batwoman: Look at me, I'm now black. So, I'm double diverse.
Anyone think this film is weirdly like Artemis Fowl? Shitty Disney movie based on book (Sorta) that involves saving there dad and teleporting is a big part of that. It's just odd.
Coincidence? I think NOT!
I would love EFAP to watch Artemis Fowl
@@nathancongdon248 I hope they do. I'm starting a youtube channel just to rip that movie apart. I have 9 and a half pages of notes on why it's garbage lmao. Not even a script, just a list of all the things wrong with it
Tomorrowland. But that's so bland and barren there really isn't anything to be angry about.
@@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305 shit i didnt even realize it came out, guess ill keep an eye out to see if you make something haha
A $250 million dollar budget!?!?! Titanic was over $200 but you saw where all that money went in production. Someone pocketed millions off of this bomb right from get-go.
Brie Larson said this film was not made for you white males. Well this original book by Madeleine L Engle was written for a different era and a different audience. Although considered a classic by many. It has been difficult to adapt to TV or film. Like the previous iteration, the film by Disney was a very expensive flop. This was part of a trend to make young adult fantasy novels into films. There have been some great successes like the Harry Potter series. Most have met with critical and audience disappointment.
Thanks stoned baby Yoda. Very cool.
If I remember correctly, Engle had a ... _low_ opinion of the Movie adaptations
Neon Raccoon L Engie passed away in 2007. She was wary of any adaptations and wanted control over how her creations were portrayed. Disney made a TV version several years earlier. She commented that the TV version was bad.
drthmik True.
I hate to break it to you, but the book was shit too.
Brie Larson: I dont need a 40 year old white dude to tell me what didn't work for him in a wrinkle in time.
Me: well we didn't need a villain like captain marvel assaulting our hero, the Don!
The Don of a new era, is upon us
I don’t a 40 yr old woman trying to be an overrated superhero.
*need*
"this wasn't made for you"
I will gladly accept that.
This movie is like someone was having a bad trip on some LSD and the guy who experienced it, actually made a movie of this out of a dare.
This movie is a good way to convince someone not to take LSD.
As an astrophysicist, I just want to say it’s fun to see them lose their minds about some pretty uninteresting physics equations all thrown at a chalkboard. I totally volunteer to be your credited science advisor
How accurate were the equations?
evilherodiamondcat (edit: I’m wrong) off the top of my head, I recognized all of it. It seemed like out of context equations, plucked right out of a textbook. All relatively “correct”, but seemingly meaningless. I’d have to go back and actually look through it to see if there is any coherence or just random stuff
@@Srgtpepper14
I figured as much. Thanks.
evilherodiamondcat Okay, on second inspection. It’s random garbage but also some real equations thrown in. There is a random mixed quantum state equation. The Navier-Stokes equation (“Continuum fluid dynamics!”), there is a geodesic equation. There are some spherical harmonics. And then there are terribly broken equations because indices are wrong. It’s sloppy and says nothing as far as I can tell
@@Srgtpepper14 but are they less than 0!
As a black guy who ACTUALLY READ THE NOVEL THIS IS BASED ON, it sucks. Boy howdy, this is terrible.
Thank you for providing me with proof that I'm not the only one who still uses the phrase "boy howdy". LOL Cheers, mate!
After reading the book in English class, our teacher played the film, and I was DISGUSTED by it.
Still confused over Brie Larsons connection with this film a quick IMBD search has given me no answers but apparently JJ Abrams gets a special thanks in this movie. So instead of getting an answer I have more questions, what the hell did Brie AND JJ Abrams have to do with this gah-barge??
I tried to search for her involvement too and found nothing, WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO DO WITH THIS MOVIE!?!? I NEED TO KNOW!
@Lonely Phantom I remember that, it's just that it seemed really personal when she says that too like why does she even care about a wrinkle in time, because it's Disney?
@Lonely Phantom It's more political BS. Was a black woman to disagree with Brie. She would also dismiss it for whatever reason.
@Lonely Phantom I wholeheartedly agree.
jose ventura yes exactly that's why I'm so confused 'was this like a personal attack or something?' Why did she make such a big deal about 'wrinkle of time', her and white dudes lol?
As a chocolate man myself, I can say this movie was made for noone.
When I was like 4 I asked a black kid if he was made of chocolate and the teacher got mad at me
I'm going to steal chocolate man as my title.
Azure Go forth fellow chocolate man!
It was a vanity project for Oprah and Ava DuVernay. No one else.
Who is this noone and why did they commission this movie?
Every single time that there are bullies in a movie like this they are the most soft bullies I have ever seen. Have the balls to show actual bullying for once, kids can be really fucking cruel to each other and a simple "wow, what a loser" barely scratches the surface of what usually happens. Oh wait, that would mean that the rating goes above G8+. My bad.
The fact that children deal with worse, in person, in everyday life, but Hollywood decides they can't handle seeing it represented on screen? Like, it's the kids that are getting bullied - but no, we can't have *that* in our children's movie about children things. I'm sure all the kids that were victims of actual discrimination, or bullying based on family issues, the really hard things, appreciate said bullying being toned down, and then the studio expecting applause for the 'representation'.
You know, I give Stephen King a lot of crap, but honestly he knows how to write bullies. Absolutely ruthless… if anything he goes too far sometimes.
Try every Korean fighting manga 😂
@@mrdropkicker1 yeah, he can go to far with his bullies to the point that they come off as complete pyschos
I remember despising one thing in both the book and the movie: constantly calling the kid "Charles Wallace". I don't know why the two names drove me nuts but it did and still does.
That bothered me too
I don't know... for some reason that name sounds perfect for such a pretentious little cretin. For example, take this actual quote:
"It's being able to understand a sort of language, like sometimes if I concentrate very hard I can understand the wind talking with the trees."
- Charles Wallace
Probably because in real-life you'd likely say "Charlie." Or "Wallace" or "Wally" absolutely anything to shorten the name and how you address him
Because Charles sounds like a posh king and Wallace sounds like.... Well
Wait... How does a chick who's at least 3/4 white, and a 100% white guy, produce a kid that's no more than 1/4 white?
No way he's the daddy XD
Ever heard of recessive and dominant genes?
Recessive and Dominant genes are an oversimplification.
But the likelihood of having a child with a different skin color without albinism or melanism is extremely low. To the point this kid could literally be one in a billion.
@@xolotltolox7626 not, with blacks in the mix
I don’t like math.
I think they were adopted, or plot convenience makes them diverse.
if you look at the wikipedia page for the movie, it was nominated for 5 teen choice awards, 1 people's choice award, and 1 St. Louis Film Critics Award. It won the St. Louis Film Critics Awards for...... Worst Film of 2018.
I can't stop laughing
LOL REALLY
I don't think I've heard a more apt description of the modern internet.
"You should love me because I deserve to be loved."
Tfw JoJo's Bizarre Adventure can explain it's crazy plot better and at a better budget than a Hollywood movie.
That’s because araki knows what he is doing....... for the most part.
@@aayushpatel6471 Tell that to Dragons Dream.... Or the rods one, or just anything from part 6 really
@@thegodofvodka Honestly, I feel like Dragon's Dream will be exponentially better explained in the anime. A lot of the problems with that fight being hard to follow is just because of the pictures needing to be conformed to pretty cramped manga pages. And Sky High wasn't really that hard to understand. Just stealing body heat to cause different localized illnesses and organ failure. Now if you'd mentioned Heavy Weather... Then I'd be SOL trying to explain how THAT works.
@@cherrychocolate1434 But the fact that Araki had to dump a ton of exposition to explain the basics of feng shui and the pseudoscience behind the rods may hinder the shows pacing. Imagine Anasui and Emporio just standing there, explaining how feng shui works while jolyne is trying to hit a pee drinking midget with an annoying dragon compass hovering around.
@@thegodofvodka jolynne didn't fight him. It was FooFighters and Anasui
MauLer, A Wrinkle in Time an unbridled confusion when?
^.-.^ Ah, finally, I get to watch the black people movie. *grabs bucket of popping corn*
Should have got KFC
@Dog House the Fap obviously ^.-.^
FAP? Fried Animal Parts?
"This 5 gum has been spiked"
Killed me. Best line from Mauler in a while.
Rewatching years later, I realize somebody else made the 5 gum comparison a little earlier. Less impressive now.
Drugs and child grooming the movie. What the hell did I just watch?!
Did she say "You should love me because I deserve to be loved"? Please tell me I'm wrong.
"Entitlement" DING!
Kinda sounds a bit narcissistic, doesn't it?
Sounds like someone needs to read some Hobbes. Calvin too.
@@TheNthMouse I have a good quote from Friedrich Nietzsche on this very topic: "The demand to be loved is the greatest of all presumptions."
I get the feeling that this is one of those points where excising the original Christian messages of the book really hurts the movie. “I deserve to be loved” as derived from a general “Love thy neighbor” and “Jesus loves you” kind of way makes the expectation of love less narcissistic and more an indictment of other people’s lack of charity or familial affection (as those are tenets of a healthy/proper Christian worldview). When you secularize the story, though, Meg sounds like a narcissistic sociopath
I love how poorly this movie resembles the novel its based on.
And I thought Jen and the Holograms was In Name Only...
Is the Author dead, or were all the rights sold so they could do whatever?
@@Ramsey276one Author died, but I believe Disney still had the rights from the first time they tried to make a movie out of this.
@@vivecthepoet36 didn't have to witness... THAT
LUCKY
Does the novel understand the concept of quantum entanglement better than the movie? Because the movie don't.
@@bad-people6510 I mean, yes, but that's not exactly a high bar
As an Indian I have to ask
*What crimes did my ancestors commit for this "thing" to exist?*
They failed to prevent British colonization of their subcontinent, and now your whole race is forever condemned to be seen as a pitiable minority, or something... I'm not entirely sure how race grifter logic works...
*slams laptop* Whatcha Bring Me!!!
I just picture Fringy with a notepad. Writes half a sentence, scratches it out cause the next line of dialogue literally tells you that doesn't matter. After a venerable sketch, he writes the final line:
'What the... What happened in this movie??!!!'
Brie Larson: Oprah, what did you think of this movie?
Oprah: Farts in blacktism.
[Glitter Storm]
YOU ALL GET TO SMELL MY ANUUUUUUSSSSS!
*south park scottish accent* MINGEY SHES MAKING EVERYONE SMELL MY GOODS
I know it's been said many a time, but god damn does Jlongbone's laugh give me life.
Oprah looks like Ursula from The Little Mermaid.
Even Wikipedia seems to have trouble understanding the story, but that's probably because the person who wrote the article there wasn't black or Brie Larson.
This book was one of my favorites growing up. It hurts me how terrible the movie is. It's like they took all the loose pages of the book and threw them up in the air and picked up the first ten pages and put them in that exact order. They cut out so much context to scenes. Like all the kids bouncing the balls, it was the repeating pattern that the black thing used to more or less hypnotize you. And if it was discovered that you weren't in sync with everyone else you would be "re educated". The main characters came across one boy who lost control of the ball and they caught the ball and brought it back to him. But his mom freaked out and claimed they had no idea what they were talking about because her son never bounced the ball out of rhythm (because she was terrified of what could happen to her son). It was super eery and helped set up how powerful and pervasive the evil entity was.
Oh my god, the prophesy was true. Just like the gypsy woman said.
Just as the spiders predicted
YOUR NOT MY EFAP SUPERVISOR!!!!!!!!
Yeah! ...what?
@@jorgamund07 Its an Archer reference
This insane storyline is almost as fictional as Eva DuVernay's film about how the Central Park Five aren't guilty.
This movie flopping is karma for her fake documentary. I pray that whatever movie she makes flops too
Btw what is the name of that doc?
@@raam726 When They See Us
This film was the result of an AI that was trained on the novel, DEI requirements, and the effects of an experimental antidepressant being developed by a pharmaceutical company. After viewing the film, the company cancelled further development of the drug.
"This movie wasn't made for you..."
-Bilbo Baggins
My favorite line from this video is Fringy asking "What the...What happened in this movie?"
I don't know who this was made for, but Brie Larson picked the wrong movie to use for her little speech.
She could have picked Do the Right Thing, Daughters of Dusk, Fruitvale Station, even Black Panther. Those films are more for Black people than fucking A Wrinkle in Time. What’s sad is that based on that speech, Brie’s metric for what constitutes as a Black movie is “Does this film star a Black lead?”
@@Bouncy_Ball_Studios That is why no one should take those people seriously. For all the soapbox preaching they do, they end up showing their ignorance and look foolish.
So...I have no idea what this movie was about. All I took away from this is that it was made for black women because JLongbone had the best zingers.
Hopefully this will explain the dark timeline where we got the sequel trilogy.
Heh, Fringy's sputtering rage after the movie concludes is the highlight of this vid and a real standout.
I don't need an eldritch god, a plague doctor bird frog, a German, and a dog interrupting a woman of color.
We did it, boys. We found the textbook definition of style over substance.
I remember reading this as a kid. When imagination is a reflex, you see the whole psychedelic trip easily. That’s why no movie adaptation will *ever* work, imho.
If Brie Larson hadn’t brought this film up, no one would even remember it.
This video was (likely) recorded December 1st 2019
It's wierd that it just now come out.
@@rascoehunter3608 Usually it takes a while for MauLer to get through copyright red tape before he can release a video.
@@MirandaSinistra oh ok
@@MirandaSinistra Just slap the EFAP overlay on any video, and only play audio when needed. We're not here to watch the movie.
@@mariusvanc Sometimes even that isn't enough. Companies are insanely anal about even small snippets which is why MauLer typically fights the claims prior to releasing because he knows they're fair use.
Oh look my favorite movie
A Jeb in time
Ps. This movie has as much content as captain phasma has screen time...what was the point of it?
You should have clapped.
Ahem - "I wasn't bored."
@@amanibob1416 Jeb's wrinkle in Medea
incredible
this movie felt like someone read the cliffnotes of the wikipedia summary of the book, took a bunch of drugs, forgot 99% of the summarized summary and then wrote the movie.
I remember watching this in theaters with my cousin, 20 minutes into the movie my cousin brought out his Nintendo switch out of his baggy jacket and started playing Breath of the wild, on mute. We were the only ones in the theatre. And sometimes I’ll just look at my cousin playing the game instead of watching the movie, for it was so much more of an adventure than this movie.
Home to a purely evil energy known simply as EA headquarters
I wish i never heard about this, can't cope with the mediocrity of humanity anymore
I mean this was a product of black supremacists so I'd direct my ire at them, not everyone
"and so do all who live to see such films. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the tism that is given us.”
-Gandalf the Dank
Hey you racetisms, Physics student here. The arrows you mentioned ARE actually things used in equations, they're called spin vectors or spin states if memory serves. They represent some sort of abstract property(spin) that all particles have that I've been told is useful when you're dealing with pairs or groups of particles. I've taken two quantum mechanics classes and can't tell you anything beyond that. Nobody in my class could make heads or tails of it. Also, the triangle whose flat side is on top is called a gradient operator. It's essentially the derivative of a vector(like the x,y, and z directions of velocity or force) rather than a scalar(a single measurement). Also Also, 0! means 0 factorial, which is a number times all the numbers below it to 1. 5!=120, 3!=6. Don't feel stupid, happens to me constantly, and I'm paying money to study this stuff.
0! Is 1 though, so I'm not sure why it would be that. Although they seem to have but a space before the exclamation point in an attempt to make it look as though it isn't a factorial symbol.
Is this film a representation of what being on acid is like? Because this is a great anti-drugs message.
It deeply entertains me that the movie managed to bungle pretty much every concept or element in the book this thoroughly.
So.....
Are we not gonna talk about how moviebob is probably a living space aids?
Is MovieBob alive? I thought he resign from Youtubing.
@@Chordus_Gaius seems like it, there was a moviebob video on the escapist just a day ago.
The diabeeto lives still
@@Sharicite Gosh darn it. That's why I don't Daedra (A.K.A MovieBob) worshiping (A.K.A MovieBob Viewers).
Ok dudes, I HATE to be the Devil's advocate of anything related to this movie BUT the equations you commented at 56:10 are equally quite accurate.
1) Yes, that's a V at Ver.245 (probably short for Version 245)
2) Those bras and kets ( 《 | and | 》 ) are the standard representation of vectors in the Hilbert Space used to describe wavefunctions in quantum mechanics. The arrows inside them represent different states of a system, probably a quantum property called spin.
3) That derivative equation with the arrows is a vectorial equation. The first upside down triangle with an arrow above it does represent the gradient of the scalar field next to it, but the triangle with a dot next to it is a Divergent applied to a vector field then multiplied by another vector field. Oh and the cross or crucifix is a T for time. It's a time derivative equation, pretty standard in physics to calculate the temporal progression of a system.
4) The last equation is related to Einstein's equations of General Relativity. The fact that is less than Zero is indeed a big issue because it represents the distribution of energy and the curvature of space time, which is usually a positive number. Einstein actually got rid of a term, called cosmological constant, that could be negative than later regretted because it can describe the accelerated expansion of the Universe (negative energy equals repulsion ) which was later observed. He considered that the biggest mistake of his life.
So yeah, the science consultant actually did the best job he could. He couldn't rewrite the script but at least he gave the most accurate physics equations I ever saw in a movie. And I did saw a lot of really bad ones in actually good movies, so kudos for him.
Interesting info. It's good to know that one (and only one) person put effort into this movie.
As for the last equation, it looks to me like it's less than "0!" as in "zero factorial", which equals 1. If that's the case, the equation actually may be positive. I've know idea why someone would write 1 in such a disguised way though.
@@AH794 Lol. Interesting observation. But most certainly that is just a standard exclamation mark denoting surprise and exciting about the fact that the curvature/energy tensor is negative. Sometimes people do that in order to bring attention to something important. It's a theoretical physicist equivalent of an emoji. 😉
I’m glad the science part was accurate. Even if it went way over my head.
@@mellowgeekstudio This is why mathematicians can't trust physicists.
@@Shlungoidwungus Lol, true story. But hey, how Feynman once wisely said, Physics is to Mathematics as Sex is to Masturbation 😉
I read this book in middle school. It was a weird, confusing book to begin with that had the misfortune to land in the hands of diversity-pandering Hollywood. It wasn't a great book, but it didn't deserve this.
This is the highest budget Sharkboy and Lavagirl I think we’ll ever see.
"Things don't stop existing because you can't see them"
or...
"Hope is like the Sun... " :D
Can you prove that things exist if noone is there to observe them?
@@xolotltolox7626 Looks like someone’s parents didn’t play “peek-a-boo” with them
@@the_absurd_hero yeah, both my parents died before I was even born sadly
The fact that Brie Larson thinks I would enjoy this perplexes me. LOL
EFAP Movies is my Netflix.
I always assumed Brie was part of the cast of this film or something. But looking it up now she didn't produce, direct or star. WTF does she actually have to do with this film? Why did she bring it up in relation to criticism if nobody was even talking to her about it.
Hey, you.
Yeah, you.
I'm going to need to see your black woman card before you're allowed to watch this.
I uh.......... lost..... it .........? *goucho marks glasses hiding obvious whiteness*
*puts on blackface and a fat suit while channeling Madea* oh my lawd! This Wrinkle biz is some crazy bad nasty.
If I was Charles and nearly killed my sister after being possessed by a malevolent entity, I would be traumatized as fuck
"Have faith in who you are"
"Become one with the universe and yourself"
Did...did they poach lines from Dragonball motherf*cking Evolution?!?
The sad thing is that the author of the book was a devout Christian there is clear Christian theology in the book. Hollywood obviously decided to strip all of that out and leave it with as y’all rightly pointed out space poison Scientology esque nonsense.
Even by child acting standards, the kids are unbearable.
First book I read as a child. This remake at least shows what the Hulk's steaming pile looks like.
@@AlexBarbu Quite a bit more. The movie cut major parts of the book out which made the plot one of confusion at best, of course race swapped characters, changed the majority of Meg's character, etc. And the notion a tesser is a 'frequency of love' rather than quantum physics? That umm.. Err... Nough! lol
I hate that they kept saying that kids name.
They really shouldn’t say Charles Wallace’s name so often. Since Charles Wallace’s name is repeated so much it makes it difficult for the audience to focus on characters other than Charles Wallace. Charles Wallace.
@Miranda Sinistra That's one thing they kept from the book, and it's just as obnoxious in print form.
I love my brother, Grommet Wallace
I think they were still trying to decide whether to call him charles or wallace so just filmed every scene with her screaming both names, then just kinda forgot to do their jobs in editing.
But Charles Wallace is the girl's little brother. Charles Wallace is someone that she loves cause he's her little brother. Her little brother who is Charles Wallace is taking them on an adventure. I don't like you complaining how the little brother who is Charles Wallace is called "my little brother" or "Charles Wallace" too much
all the child acting is just so awful wow
Yeah. I was hardcore cringing whenever that little twerp opened his mouth.
I suppose that’s why I appreciate the child acting in the first couple of Harry Potter films more.
I don't know if the books were like this or it's just the film but someone hasn't been around children and doesn't know what they are yet they idolize them to a perverse extent.
I give this movie a brie Larson out of the entire marvel movies cast
JLONGBONE- most fun laugh ever!!
If I can help a bit, the “arrow” stuff Metal points out on the chalkboard at the end is real quantum physics notation, with this version typically pertaining to the entanglement of two particles, especially electrons, and is actually related to what Chris Pine + mom character was talking about early in the film (to some extent), though it doesn’t seem to really be... doing much on this board.
While bits of the rest are comprised of “actual” physics related terms, I am hesitant to fully endorse much else. Let’s just say that they took some liberties with the rules a bit in this movie and leave it at that lol.
MISS FRIZZLE, THIS ISN'T CHILDREN'S TYLENOL