EFAP Movies #27: Resident Evil with Moriarty and Theo

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2021
  • And lo, the murky mist of Halloween begins to descend upon the innocent land of EFAP with an arc to take you through the greatest video game adaptation of all time. Six cinematic triumphs that bring to light the very limits of creativity and achievement.
    Join us for part one and tremble at the sheer talent.
    Edited by Lil Poteto - / @lilpoteto6486
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  • @YourPrivateNightmare
    @YourPrivateNightmare 2 роки тому +528

    If you think about it, Paul W. S. Anderson got paid large sums of money to write Resident Evil fanfictions with his Original-character-do-not-steal waifu that he also gets to bang. The man's living the dream.

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 2 роки тому +54

      Life is crazy..

    • @canaldecasta
      @canaldecasta 2 роки тому +72

      Lucky bastard.

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 2 роки тому +18

      Just like Star Wars.......

    • @makaron9363
      @makaron9363 2 роки тому +21

      He tried to do the same with Monster Hunter and, despite the movie not being worse than the RE movies, didn't resonate with audiences.
      Maybe part of the reason is that Mila is 45 already and she's getting close to hitting the wall :)

    • @alduinthetyrant5225
      @alduinthetyrant5225 2 роки тому +22

      @@makaron9363 Part of the reason could also be because of the monsters themselves. Monster hunter ecology and behavioral patterns is usually consistent through the games, so I could imagine fans getting annoyed at the monsters acting inconsistent from their game counterparts.
      This is only a guess, though, since there's no way I'm watching a Paul Anderson monster hunter movie.

  • @incarnation777
    @incarnation777 2 роки тому +243

    Resident Evil: "The dead walk"
    Star Wars: "The dead speak"
    America: "The dead vote"

    • @ihvojd
      @ihvojd 2 роки тому +22

      You deserve a medal for that joke 🤣

    • @SFTaYZa
      @SFTaYZa 2 роки тому +17

      @@ihvojd 4 time medal of honor recipient

    • @sephis9573
      @sephis9573 2 роки тому +1

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  • @luiseatoll6368
    @luiseatoll6368 2 роки тому +152

    Lemme point out something weird: by putting effects on the dog, this film just went above and beyond than what Cruella did.

    • @JewishFrog
      @JewishFrog 2 роки тому +19

      Why did you have to remind me that Cruella exists?

    • @luiseatoll6368
      @luiseatoll6368 2 роки тому +27

      @@JewishFrog So I don't have to suffer alone.

    • @cosmoreverb3943
      @cosmoreverb3943 Рік тому +1

      Man, Cruella certainly was a movie

    • @A_Simple_Slug
      @A_Simple_Slug Рік тому +1

      Resident Evil put more effort in to their film than Cruella. What a bar

    • @undefined1509
      @undefined1509 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@A_Simple_SlugThe bar is in hell, and Cruella still managed to cgi a dog to drag it by it's natural black and white hair under said bar.

  • @Theendman42
    @Theendman42 2 роки тому +162

    I never don't get amused by the "What'd you bring me?" at the end of these. Haha.

  • @happynihilist2573
    @happynihilist2573 2 роки тому +247

    The "She did it before remembered how to do it" is actually accurate to real life Amnesia
    You do not lose/forget you're skills, just how, when and that you learned them

    • @cube_incinerator426
      @cube_incinerator426 2 роки тому +72

      That's true! Muscle memory is technically in a different place then "normal" memory. I think that's why I think

    • @jandcstopmotion7774
      @jandcstopmotion7774 2 роки тому +66

      Yeah oddly enough I think The Maze Runner explained it pretty well. It was something along the lines of: You would remember how to ride a bike, just not who taught you, where they taught you or when

    • @happynihilist2573
      @happynihilist2573 2 роки тому +21

      @@cube_incinerator426 General knowledge is stored in a different place then "normal" memory i.e. Knowing wat a boat is or how is works or specific famous boats like the Titanic but not if you ever even seen one yourself

    • @arsenelupin9697
      @arsenelupin9697 2 роки тому +22

      And I'm sure that Anderson did copious amounts of research, in order to stay true to the experiences of real life amnesiacs - it certainly wasn't lazy writing.....

    • @happynihilist2573
      @happynihilist2573 2 роки тому +15

      @@arsenelupin9697 it's probably realistic amnesia because of pure coincidence, but it was realistic...ish

  • @BilboniousBagODonuts
    @BilboniousBagODonuts 2 роки тому +250

    I'm just over here hyped to see EFAP Movies: Hercules

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 2 роки тому +19

      I hope they watch that eventual Disney remake of Hercules, the original 1997 one, and then also the two live action Hercules that both came out 2014.

    • @jandcstopmotion7774
      @jandcstopmotion7774 2 роки тому +4

      The Dwayne version?

    • @arsenelupin9697
      @arsenelupin9697 2 роки тому +9

      @@jandcstopmotion7774 Or even better, the one with Scott Adkins - it is glorious schlock ^^
      "Have you come to bring the wrath of Zeus upon me, boy?"

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot 2 роки тому +4

      Bilbonious Bag'O'Donuts I'ma call u BilBags

    • @BilboniousBagODonuts
      @BilboniousBagODonuts 2 роки тому +4

      @@ProjectRedfoot I'll take it. I needed a short version lol

  • @Indigo_Gaming
    @Indigo_Gaming 2 роки тому +256

    Every time I see that laser scene it reminds me that I need to watch Cube (1997) again (fairly certain Pauly ripped it off from there), I remember that movie being great, but it's been too long.

    • @alfredvickers4054
      @alfredvickers4054 2 роки тому +12

      A while back I rewatched all the Cube movies. I thought the first one was good, the second one had some interesting ideas but the characters are kind of goofy and the plot doesn't make much sense, and the third was kind of meh. I think part of the reason I don't like the third one that much is because it kind of ruins the mystery and intrigue of the original with a generic dystopian setting, and the end of the second one seemed to set up some intrigue of who was behind everything and what they were intending to do, but instead of following that up, the 3rd movie is a prequel, so what their greater plan was if there was one will never be answered. So I think the first Cube movie is best on its own.

    • @ep3989
      @ep3989 2 роки тому +18

      The 1st Cube movie is godly. Still can't believe such a minimal budget film managed to execute the premise so well.

    • @Indigo_Gaming
      @Indigo_Gaming 2 роки тому +8

      @@ep3989 I love that the premise is so compelling, yet it's really just a character study about how different people from different backgrounds would react to a situation and break down. Didn't care for the ending so much, but I was riveted throughout.

    • @KH-uu2sn
      @KH-uu2sn 2 роки тому +6

      Only watched the first Cube, concept was amazing, but the acting was mediocre to terrible, unfortunately. Also - that film for me is forever ruined because of the deleted scene where it was revealed, you ready? - the aliens were behind the entire thing. Yes, the aliens.

    • @JewishFrog
      @JewishFrog 2 роки тому +3

      "This film expresses the erroneous worldview towards the meta-wrongness often attributed to disestablishmentarism as applied to figments of expressions of idealistic piques of rage contained in imperialist fobbings."
      ~ Movie Bob's Sweaty Crevice

  • @fuckoffgoogle1657
    @fuckoffgoogle1657 2 роки тому +82

    At least the blue vial broke and not the green one because then we’d have fringy’s goo just…everywhere and nobody wants that.

    • @carabe197
      @carabe197 2 роки тому +13

      No wonder it turns living things into ravinous and deformed freaks that crave meat, it was Bobs Blue Cream!!!
      Those poor scientist and dogs were infected with Diabeeto!!! Umbrella has ties with Cinema Roberto!!!!

    • @insulttothehumanrace3807
      @insulttothehumanrace3807 2 роки тому +2

      So Fringy was involved with Umbrella Corp?
      That's why he's not involved in this set of movie watching, doesn't want that to be brought to light...

    • @carabe197
      @carabe197 2 роки тому +1

      @@insulttothehumanrace3807 No, the Umbrella Corporation clearly stole some of his goo and tried to recreate it and screw Fringy over by getting patent before the Aussie plague doctor does.
      Unfortunately they dropped Bobs Blue Cream, which turned people into gluttonous monsters that attack 75% of the people, as those 75 are clearly racist.

  • @CameraManBlaise
    @CameraManBlaise 2 роки тому +179

    his voice is cool ..Rags "He was like as if Keith David was a pokemon this is what would be the evolution before him."......brilliant

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 2 роки тому +8

      Obvious choice would be Lucario
      Less obvious would be........Kelfkei

    • @kingbash6466
      @kingbash6466 2 роки тому

      @@TheKpa11 I was suggesting it to be a gargoyle, but I guess that works too.

  • @JewishFrog
    @JewishFrog 2 роки тому +94

    "This film expresses the erroneous worldview towards the meta-wrongness often attributed to disestablishmentarism as applied to figments of expressions of idealistic piques of rage contained in imperialist fobbings."
    ~ Movie Bob's Sweaty Crevice

    • @19Ledor
      @19Ledor 2 роки тому +9

      Please tell me this is a legit Moviebob quote.

    • @JewishFrog
      @JewishFrog 2 роки тому +14

      @@19Ledor It's a bit more like two quotes merged together.

    • @19Ledor
      @19Ledor 2 роки тому +3

      Ah, I was hoping he watched this movie and that was his conclusion.

  • @Garrus1995
    @Garrus1995 2 роки тому +122

    When I think of Paul W.S. Anderson, I can’t help but think of the similarly named Paul Thomas Anderson and Wes Anderson, two actual film directors.

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 2 роки тому +23

      Let's add Joseph Anderson, because SOMA is not a horror game.

    • @mantha6912
      @mantha6912 2 роки тому +8

      I always mix up Paul W.S. Anderson with Paul Watson lol.

    • @Segadrome
      @Segadrome 2 роки тому +6

      Fucking same

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 2 роки тому +3

      @@mantha6912 To be fair to Paul W.S.Anderson, he doesn’t look like he’s one flight of stairs away from a massive coronary.

    • @ProxyDoug
      @ProxyDoug 2 роки тому +12

      I'd love to see a Resident Evil movie from Wes Anderson.

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 2 роки тому +294

    Let’s also keep in mind that this is the *best* that this movie series has to offer, folks. 🥴

    • @NicTheGreek1979
      @NicTheGreek1979 2 роки тому +15

      Hahahaha yeh, I remember being fairly happy with it when it came out.
      Then......well.....it turned into........something different entirely.
      Tis to be a glorious month of programming my good man!! 😉

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p 2 роки тому +3

      To be fair, do you know any good movie adaptations of games?

    • @raderith
      @raderith 2 роки тому +19

      @@user-xx6vy9ri8p adapting between visual media is a cursed idea from the get-go

    • @superapm9620
      @superapm9620 2 роки тому +3

      What you talkin' 'bout King Eddy we all know the Resident Evil Series is the definition of cinema

    • @MisterLindsay
      @MisterLindsay 2 роки тому +6

      There are some fun individual characters we only get in later films, but yeah, the descent into incredulity will be fun to watch over the course of the month.

  • @casbyness
    @casbyness 2 роки тому +114

    I'm sad that Rag's best pun, "TUBULAR!" was massively underappreciated.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 2 роки тому +4

      I don't know you.
      We will probably never meet.
      And yet, I am deeply disappointed in you.

  • @Sussy_Bottom_Boys
    @Sussy_Bottom_Boys 2 роки тому +27

    I never thought about that, she does look EXACTLY like a Skyrim kid!

    • @chelleyroberts
      @chelleyroberts 2 роки тому +5

      “But I don't want to be patient! I want my dress right now! Father promised!"

  • @someguyshere6968
    @someguyshere6968 2 роки тому +80

    Not twice the movie's length, The horror the horror. Glorious as always.

    • @yetanotherspuart3993
      @yetanotherspuart3993 2 роки тому +1

      I wonder if all of them at the end will be shorter or longer then all the films??

  • @DiZtheJedi
    @DiZtheJedi 2 роки тому +59

    "Deep Blue Sea is a movie we need to see!"
    *shows* *clip*
    Me: WHAT!? 🤣

    • @PhillipOnTakos
      @PhillipOnTakos 2 роки тому +14

      Deep Blue Sea is one of the best shlock movies I've ever seen. It's a big budget shitty shark movie.

    • @yetanotherspuart3993
      @yetanotherspuart3993 2 роки тому +1

      Sees clip.
      LOL!!

    • @Tiyev
      @Tiyev 2 роки тому +8

      That shark was psychic, obviously. That's how it knew to head up where the guy was going to land, and breach the surface just as he's falling. Sharks are truly magical creatures...

    • @yetanotherspuart3993
      @yetanotherspuart3993 2 роки тому +1

      @@Tiyev
      Makes sense in the EFAP universe.
      Sharks just got scarier.

    • @MrRjh63
      @MrRjh63 2 роки тому +3

      @@PhillipOnTakos After the Speech scene i imagine it will be just be 10 minutes of mauler and the gang laughing.

  • @sophisticautistic5453
    @sophisticautistic5453 2 роки тому +29

    And it goes downhill from here...
    Just wait until we get to the clone saga of Alice in Retcon City!

  • @JewishFrog
    @JewishFrog 2 роки тому +52

    An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakh, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Montenegrin, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scot, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovak, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Vanticanien, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...
    The doorman stops them and says “Sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai.” ... Thank you.

  • @anthonysaylor8120
    @anthonysaylor8120 2 роки тому +30

    Oh yeah, I forgot her name was Alice. Kinda funny considering Batwoman's later involvement in the series

    • @dimas3829
      @dimas3829 2 роки тому +1

      low FPS flashback included as per usual.

  • @amanibob1416
    @amanibob1416 2 роки тому +30

    "Nuggieees..."
    Zombified Hasan
    "..."
    Still empty chair

    • @ESPorygon
      @ESPorygon 2 роки тому +10

      Hasan becomes a zombie, his audience doesn't even notice and continues to tune in to his streams. "What do you mean he's a zombie? Look at him, he's wandering around in the background moaning utter nonsense while his camera films an empty chair. It's just like every other stream."

    • @JewishFrog
      @JewishFrog 2 роки тому +7

      If Hassan became a zombie, nothing would change.

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 2 роки тому +1

      @@JewishFrog
      Kinda my point, yeah. 😜

    • @JewishFrog
      @JewishFrog 2 роки тому +1

      @@amanibob1416 In fact, it could accidentally become more interesting.

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 2 роки тому

      @@JewishFrog
      I mean, it's possible, but he says such derpy stuff, I doubt being half-mute would improve this gold mine for tismic quotes. To be seen...

  • @CameronFulbright
    @CameronFulbright 2 роки тому +40

    I can't wait for their reaction to the end of Afterlife.

  • @phantomgoblin5540
    @phantomgoblin5540 2 роки тому +71

    Okay already in the beginning of the movie and it's awful, why does the room with literal biohazards have ventilation that lead TO THE REST OF THE BUILDING

  • @JewishFrog
    @JewishFrog 2 роки тому +19

    I dunno why but I've always enjoyed this movie series... Subjectively.

  • @NormieNerddom
    @NormieNerddom 2 роки тому +61

    Oh man the next installments will be just as good as Rich Evans' endless laugh version.

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 2 роки тому +23

    Metal laughing at Rag's "Arachno-Mensch" was too good, so pure

  • @meris8486
    @meris8486 2 роки тому +43

    Ah yes the best one, and it's still very dumb. But fun!
    This series is the perfect example of a guilty pleasure, I can't wait for more.

    • @ianparrent6012
      @ianparrent6012 2 роки тому +3

      I only like the sequel cause it's Racoon City. Even then its a piss poor Racoon City despite the fact RC keeps getting bigger with every game.

    • @Samuel_J1
      @Samuel_J1 2 роки тому +1

      As one of my all-time favourite guilty pleasures, I can't wait for them to cover Extinction. It's terrible and I love it.

  • @Connor_6
    @Connor_6 2 роки тому +32

    Amazing editing Lil Potato !
    And as usual, our God Tier Cast ❤ Great to see M again, and Theo too!

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 2 роки тому +17

    41:37 YES! I was calling him Discount Kevin Bacon throughout this video. Rags just gets me.

  • @crimsonpotemkin
    @crimsonpotemkin 2 роки тому +19

    I've always liked the music theme made for this movie by Marylin Manson.

  • @bradtinker6831
    @bradtinker6831 2 роки тому +18

    If that was a server room it makes perfect sense that the grate only covered a couple inches cause they are only there to keep wiring off the floor.

  • @GermanJet
    @GermanJet 2 роки тому +13

    That very end outro... "whatcha bring me", beautiful.

  • @flubber11usa7
    @flubber11usa7 2 роки тому +5

    "This is borderline experimental!" - Jay Bauman

  • @Mrtorquebowguy
    @Mrtorquebowguy 2 роки тому +8

    I could listen to Theo not say anything for hours and hours

  • @tuskinradar8688
    @tuskinradar8688 2 роки тому +20

    Oh hey, thanks Lil Poteto, EFAP editing crew growing in size with another talented addition.

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 2 роки тому +9

    It’s funny to think that after this film, it’s all downhill from here.

    • @ianparrent6012
      @ianparrent6012 2 роки тому +4

      Its started from the bottom and it kept going.

  • @Theottree
    @Theottree 2 роки тому +8

    Every time I watch back through something I was in I am surprised by how deadpan I sound lmao

    • @yetanotherspuart3993
      @yetanotherspuart3993 2 роки тому +1

      Try a shot of adrenaline before recording on EFAP, maybe you'll be a little more animated.

    • @dimas3829
      @dimas3829 2 роки тому +2

      that what philosophy and being discord mod does to you

  • @adman1381
    @adman1381 2 роки тому +69

    The Resident Evil franchise is one of the best worst series ever made.

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 2 роки тому +13

      I think its a great time capsule of all the tropes amd clichés of this style of movie.
      ADHD editing, cameraman is jumping rope in action scenes. I can imagine the director in the editing bay...
      Editor: But that opening scene is too impersonal to be so long. People will hey bored.
      Director: Don't worry, just cut to my baby, Mila, waking up naked in the bathtub.
      Editor: That's you main character's intro?
      Director: Yeah... Well, she put on clothes after a shower. Don't worry.
      Editor: Sir, she's just walking around now. Scene's too long.
      Director: Throw some flashback montage, cut in some stock sounds and stock footage in between her walking around.
      Editor: But, sir...
      Director: And then, BOOM, action scene Numero Uno. And the cool mansion is actually in a train station that rides to a lab. Look at the sets, man!
      Editor: Yes, I know. You've wasted all our budget on sets. We can't do any SFX and VFX now!
      Director: Stick to slow-mo and gore stop complaining.
      Editor: I don't think we have the budget for gore. And what about the censors? Is this and R-rated movie?
      Director: Alright, drape some graphics on some of the puppets and dogs!
      Editor: It still looks bad. Why do we have to show this for so long?
      Director: Okay, cut it short, straight to Mila. Look at that kick. Off the wall! I want all that in slow-mo. Never mind the upskirt, she's wearing underwear, its fine. Sexy!"
      Editor: This sewer level is wayy to long.
      Director: Just wait! Look, they all get wet here. And...there! Some cleavage! No one's bored! Come on! People are still watching!
      Editor: We have no budget. And this movie has no ending!
      Director: Wait, wait, I shot another action scene like Action Scene 1. It'll be a nice book-end.
      Editor: Book-end? That's anti-climactic!
      Director: No, wait, cut to Mila waking up naked again! This time its a lab room. See? Trust me, people are still watching!

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 2 роки тому +10

    26:25
    That’s kind of a neat line, I hope it doesn’t get exploited to HELL by the later movies or anything…

  • @MaxRovensky
    @MaxRovensky 2 роки тому +10

    55:20 a gaffer is the person responsible for carrying and setting up the lights on set. Sometimes the "lighting coordinator" person is also referred to as gaffer

  • @Darith926
    @Darith926 2 роки тому +7

    They added this context in during Apocalypse, so I can't say for certain it was in mind when they did the ending here, but she's not tied down to the table because she's being released intentionally as "Project: Alice". That was the idea they added later anyway. Doesn't account for her door being locked, or the fact that she should've been surrounded by a horde of zombies when she walked onto that street, thereby never having the chance to equip herself and perform their "Experiment" with a big fat ? at the end of it.
    Also it's funny you reacted with "Ew!" to Mr. Blue's arm moving at the end. The first shot when you realize it's moving, he's doing that himself to save on the effects budget. The CG stuff doesn't start until the second shot of his arm. There's a lot of stuff like that to appreciate in this movie on a re-watch; like the fire axe zombie ACTUALLY dislocating his foot to walk with it broken, and the zombie on fire crawling up to Mr. Blue actually being a stuntman on fire, and Blue with no protection from it. Fun stuff like that doesn't come up in the sequels, so they gradually lose all charm, except FC. That one had the best fight sequences of the series, and the story went full bogus as if it KNEW how ridiculous it was, which made it comical as well as eye candy.

  • @StupidWeb
    @StupidWeb Рік тому +3

    I love how metal is basically just a permanent host at this point

  • @ra2.0yeetedition17
    @ra2.0yeetedition17 2 роки тому +6

    Rags’ icon sells the whole thing

  • @xpurplethighs7596
    @xpurplethighs7596 2 роки тому +3

    My two favorite movie sound clichés : Knife/sword movement making the 'shhhhnk' sound and moving a gun making the 'click' sound.

  • @Borti_Ovi
    @Borti_Ovi 2 роки тому +7

    30:23 No Rags, I promise you this is canon to the game! You just don’t understand the inner meta genius of Resident Evil!

  • @ProjectRedfoot
    @ProjectRedfoot 2 роки тому +3

    The algorithm thinks I watched this 40x because I keep falling asleep and hitting replay lol

  • @Beuwen_The_Dragon
    @Beuwen_The_Dragon 2 роки тому +19

    ^.-.^ Given just how Boulder Punchy and Underground Speedy trains being chased by fireball lava surfing monsters, I gotta say, these movies are *pretty faithful* to the craziness of the games.

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 2 роки тому +8

      More like these movies influenced the games’ writings

    • @Beuwen_The_Dragon
      @Beuwen_The_Dragon 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheKpa11 one half of some, six twelfths of the other.. ^.-.^

  • @italyspit5192
    @italyspit5192 2 роки тому +20

    Thanks for the start of a great EFAP Movies arc on my birthday you massive's

  • @sparkypack
    @sparkypack 2 роки тому +20

    This plot is better than Amnesia: Rebirth. I can believe it.

    • @ihvojd
      @ihvojd 2 роки тому

      What’s the plot about? Because I’m considered buying it.

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 2 роки тому

      @@ihvojd I think MauLer would say: "buy Amnesia :The Dark Descent but don't touch Amnesia :Rebirth

  • @cosmoskronos5489
    @cosmoskronos5489 2 роки тому +9

    At the ending of the Man of Steel EFAP Movies, you guys mentioned that you had recorded a 300 EFAP Movies. Is that still in the backlog or did that get abandoned for copyright tisms? Was really looking forward to that one

  • @xel1673
    @xel1673 2 роки тому +6

    Rags: "And Batwoman has a second season."
    Well, we have a time reference for when this RE commentary was done.
    And at this point, Batwoman may have as many seasons if not more than there are Scorpion King movies.

  • @VaporSulla
    @VaporSulla 2 роки тому +13

    I've been waiting for this for months. I'm so ready.

  • @mediocrestreams3284
    @mediocrestreams3284 2 роки тому +2

    the first resident evil movie
    to quote Dr. Weird "IT BEGINS"

  • @JewishFrog
    @JewishFrog 2 роки тому +16

    But how did it make you... feel?

  • @archstanton9073
    @archstanton9073 2 роки тому +6

    The dude who gets cubed by the lasers is clearly discount Tony Todd (the Candyman, himself).

  • @nicks288
    @nicks288 2 роки тому +32

    The first two movies are kind of okay. The movies after that are so bad they’re good

    • @KH-uu2sn
      @KH-uu2sn 2 роки тому +6

      I liked the third one over the second one, mostly because the second one is 99% night shots.

  • @carabe197
    @carabe197 2 роки тому +7

    Portal franchise and Resident Evil Movies are clearly linked, Both have Companion Cubes.

  • @dannygrover595
    @dannygrover595 2 роки тому +2

    Rags with the classic sum 41 reference at the end 👌

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 2 роки тому +4

    48:32 I think in the first film they tried to make the Licker the equivalent of G Virus mutated William Birkin from the 2nd game since it looks like a G-Virus monster when it mutates after killing Spence. And they fight it on a train like William's final form in both Claire and Leon's B scenarios.

  • @albertocruzado2899
    @albertocruzado2899 2 роки тому +6

    I still remember when I saw the fourth one. When this movies went from bad to worst. I remember thinking "Two hours of my life I want to get back"

  • @jakeharris1357
    @jakeharris1357 2 роки тому +6

    "Oh no it's big... pharma."
    He aint wrong though.

  • @jackusmc2542
    @jackusmc2542 2 роки тому +6

    The pistol at about the 27 minute mark looked like an old S&W 659. Very Retro.

  • @ianparrent6012
    @ianparrent6012 2 роки тому +5

    What a great way to kick off spooktober.

  • @makaron9363
    @makaron9363 2 роки тому +2

    The cool black guy who gets cubed is Colin Salmon, he's in a lot of things.

  • @soyuzdavillan721
    @soyuzdavillan721 2 роки тому +3

    Whenever I'm having a bad day listening to these guys always brings a smile to my face hehehe

  • @Franktamas
    @Franktamas 2 роки тому +38

    "I’ve been looking forward to this"
    [The first who knows what is that quote from without using any searching gets a virtual cookie and a headpat. :P]

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 2 роки тому +11

      Franktamas, referencing quotes is our speciality.

    • @sourk849
      @sourk849 2 роки тому +12

      count dooku revenge of the sith?

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 2 роки тому +4

      No, just give me 🍪🍪🍪

    • @kleber3782
      @kleber3782 2 роки тому +4

      Me, after the notificarion

    • @meris8486
      @meris8486 2 роки тому +4

      Bilbo Boblins?

  • @stevesamuals2651
    @stevesamuals2651 2 роки тому +7

    And so it begins. The sexology of resident evil films (and I have now lived long enough to unironically use the word sexology in it's context)

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 2 роки тому +5

    OMG. The Red Child is 100% Gretta Thunberg. lol.

  • @kerrychristensen7204
    @kerrychristensen7204 2 роки тому +3

    26:06 I'm using headphones and became aware of the heartbeat noise here. Thought I'd had waaay too much coffee.

  • @jackobrien47
    @jackobrien47 2 роки тому +4

    Yeah I was always pissed the leader dude died. And yeah the franchise only goes downhill from here but I remember as a kid being totally psyched for a sequel after this one's ending scene

  • @JewishFrog
    @JewishFrog 2 роки тому +3

    Fekin'ell EFAP, why is this episode so short? Not even an hour?
    We really do live in a society...

  • @0Sutekinaryuu0
    @0Sutekinaryuu0 2 роки тому +15

    Am I the only one that thinks it is weird that ALICE gets flashbacks when she touches the handsome man?
    What are we some kind of batwaman squad

    • @dimas3829
      @dimas3829 2 роки тому +1

      and low FPS ones at that.

  • @scottski02
    @scottski02 2 роки тому +4

    "They never would have ran out of gas in the 1940s."
    --Metal

  • @Gakido117
    @Gakido117 2 роки тому +3

    I feel compelled to mention every time I see Mila that while I was doing vfx for final chapter we had to isolate and tweak the profile of her nose because the director and her felt sensitive about how big it looks in certain shots.

  • @carl2ndeddd700
    @carl2ndeddd700 2 роки тому +12

    This is going to be epic. Filled with love, joy, heartbreak, laughter, anger, dismay, confusion, resignation, and despair... that watching this stuff... is your life.

  • @jorgehuertas3995
    @jorgehuertas3995 2 роки тому +3

    So, you went insane covering Snyder... The solution for insanity is pure madness

  • @Onmur
    @Onmur 2 роки тому +7

    9:14
    No, see, we know from Batwoman that elevator falls from very high floors are easily survivable, so the Red Queen stopped the elevator at a lower floor before dropping it, so the people would actually die, and not just crawl out later.

  • @wcw2793
    @wcw2793 2 роки тому +3

    I’m surprised Rags or someone didn’t make a Wuhan lab joke at the opening scene.

  • @theredbanana6265
    @theredbanana6265 2 роки тому +7

    Here I am, looking at a black screen, wondering why I was under the impression I was about to watch all of the residen evil movies in a row...

    • @yetanotherspuart3993
      @yetanotherspuart3993 2 роки тому +1

      Did you not watch the trailer?

    • @theredbanana6265
      @theredbanana6265 2 роки тому +1

      @@yetanotherspuart3993 the trailer had scenes from every movie. Thought this was gonna be the longest efap movies ever

    • @yetanotherspuart3993
      @yetanotherspuart3993 2 роки тому

      @@theredbanana6265
      Yes there is also a list that shows the release date of every RE EFAP for the Spookyween month
      Edit: 10:57 timestamp in the trailer.

    • @theredbanana6265
      @theredbanana6265 2 роки тому

      @@yetanotherspuart3993 lol where??? The timestamp takes me to milia in the shower
      Edit: I'm an idiot, I'm still looking at this vid

    • @yetanotherspuart3993
      @yetanotherspuart3993 2 роки тому

      @@theredbanana6265
      Don't know how to link with a timestamp attached.
      But it is there.

  • @JosephFrostsGhost
    @JosephFrostsGhost 2 роки тому +2

    Jason Isaacs was going to turn out to be William Birkin, but his obligations to Lucius Malfoy kept him from returning. So, for some reason, they recast with Iian Glen and didn’t keep William Birkin, a canon character, instead choosing Dr. Isaacs for an actor reference.

  • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
    @EnsignRedshirtRicky 2 роки тому +8

    Well at least part two is the second best. Hell, I think each one gets progressively worse in every possible way. By seven you have to be wondering how Anderson gets work outside of parodies. The kind where they tell him they want an honest reboot/sequel, but secretly know they are going to market it as a joke.

  • @NoPantsBaby
    @NoPantsBaby 2 роки тому +4

    The cutest potato brought us a new saga.

  • @JewishFrog
    @JewishFrog 2 роки тому +2

    32:33 But...
    What the dog doin?

  • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
    @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt 2 роки тому +3

    Ya know, before this movie came out, the phrase "Strong Black Guy cubed" would have been a sassy hip-hop joke relating to math.

  • @Fuk99999
    @Fuk99999 2 роки тому +8

    You guys didn’t point out that he had room to back up during the laser hallway before it diced him. Had he backed up, he might be alive.
    Edit: nvm, rags mentioned it as I finished typing

    • @ygkemosabi8280
      @ygkemosabi8280 2 роки тому +1

      but also if you saw a lazer slice up your team trying to dodge it go full scale you might be it well fuck it shock

    • @Fuk99999
      @Fuk99999 2 роки тому +1

      @@ygkemosabi8280 touché. It was already fuck you tier when the guy tried to jump
      Over it

  • @bearbrain1123
    @bearbrain1123 2 роки тому +5

    I said it for the trailer and i'll say it again, Editing is brilliant :)

  • @ArtoriusA
    @ArtoriusA 2 роки тому +4

    Those movies are pretty much my guilty pleasure. Looking foward to seeing the boyz rip it apart. :D

  • @xalvador7569
    @xalvador7569 2 роки тому +3

    Once again, the editing in these EFAP Movies is top notch. Thank you Lil Potato.

  • @springheelzach812
    @springheelzach812 2 роки тому +2

    and so it begins

    • @JewishFrog
      @JewishFrog 2 роки тому +2

      EFAPping to Milla Jovovich.

  • @ManiacalForeigner
    @ManiacalForeigner 2 роки тому +5

    26:06 Oh my God, it's Greta Thunberg! Run for your lives!

  • @fookinkoont
    @fookinkoont 2 роки тому +4

    i cannot express in words how happy this makes me

  • @rockbottom2822
    @rockbottom2822 2 роки тому +2

    The film was shot in Berlin/Germany. I was working on that movie doing set design. Don't sue me.

  • @Pink.andahalf
    @Pink.andahalf 2 роки тому +6

    I forgot about Resident Evil Retribution existing. I'm ashamed of my lack of culture.

  • @ithewho6603
    @ithewho6603 Рік тому +1

    Great edits again. Love it.

  • @deathshead-yh1ly
    @deathshead-yh1ly 2 роки тому +3

    been extremely excited for this

  • @isaackane4931
    @isaackane4931 2 роки тому +3

    After the Resident Evil marathon, EFAP should do the Bloodrayne movies next. I think there's like three or four and they're also stupid. They don't ramp up in scale like these do, but they reach their own level of bad. Plus, EFAPers need more Uwe Boll in their lives.

    • @mantha6912
      @mantha6912 2 роки тому

      They made movies for Bloodrayne? Oh Jesus.

    • @whiskeyhound
      @whiskeyhound 2 роки тому

      Why the bloodrayne films? I fell asleep in the first one and I doubt they improve from there, they should watch House of the Dead or the Alone in the Dark, at least there's some level of humour to be extracted from those.

  • @AMetroid
    @AMetroid 2 роки тому +2

    And so it begins.

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 2 роки тому +2

    I've been waiting for this.

  • @TactWendigo
    @TactWendigo 2 роки тому +3

    I am excited for the rest of these.

  • @johnk.7523
    @johnk.7523 2 роки тому +1

    16:58 Good eye Rags, I noticed and was irked by that same detail.

  • @Reshyon5018
    @Reshyon5018 2 роки тому +2

    Now time to credit the editor: the Little Potato.