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  • @lydiasuber4283
    @lydiasuber4283 4 роки тому +79320

    hey watch this video again

    • @mukuroikusaba2223
      @mukuroikusaba2223 4 роки тому +5547

      First reply on a pinned comment? This is pretty deep

    • @mishakuran
      @mishakuran 4 роки тому +325

      wonderful

    • @annandnaomi
      @annandnaomi 4 роки тому +144

      HAHSHSHA

    • @annandnaomi
      @annandnaomi 4 роки тому +244

      watch it again 🙃

    • @puygarrig
      @puygarrig 4 роки тому +396

      thanks lydia🧚🏻‍♀️✨🌸🦋💞🌈

  • @grape5683
    @grape5683 4 роки тому +4187

    "She was a poem...but he couldn't read."
    "She was his passed hamster....but he wasn't 13."

  • @kiwilynn43
    @kiwilynn43 4 роки тому +9751

    “She was a peanut . . . But he was allergic to peanuts” made me laugh way harder than it should have

    • @adrianaheiler9794
      @adrianaheiler9794 4 роки тому +162

      For me it was 'she was a poem...but he was a dumbass!' 😂😂😂But that whole sequence was comedy gold! So we have to give OP credit for posting it after all...I guess 😉

    • @ChloeRaeRichmond
      @ChloeRaeRichmond 4 роки тому +18

      So, no one has seen Stranger Things? :(

    • @watakashe6072
      @watakashe6072 4 роки тому +31

      •『 Local Trashmouth 』•
      We have but the picture is still stupid lmfao

    • @sauceamericano4279
      @sauceamericano4279 4 роки тому

      Thank for spolering vido

    • @katsisvi8097
      @katsisvi8097 4 роки тому +29

      SauceAmericano why did you click on the the comments, clearly they would spoler the vido

  • @dorinaaggelh8626
    @dorinaaggelh8626 4 роки тому +9697

    ''She gave him the divorce papers''
    ''But he made a Tik Tok''

  • @adrianoctavio
    @adrianoctavio Рік тому +1824

    As funny as AI voices can be, there's this magical feeling of knowing that a real person had to sit down, read, and record these awful joker quotes that just cannot be replicated.

    • @crowdlycrow3632
      @crowdlycrow3632 Рік тому +78

      I am really surprised he didn't laugh while doing that haha

    • @adrianoctavio
      @adrianoctavio Рік тому +99

      ​@@crowdlycrow3632we don't know how many retakes it took :)

    • @blueberry_muffin4747
      @blueberry_muffin4747 Рік тому +16

      Right? Exactly my thoughts!

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 9 місяців тому +2

      @@crowdlycrow3632anyone creating that video wouldn’t know what there is to laugh at.

    • @Office_chair
      @Office_chair 7 місяців тому +12

      Seriously though and I wonder if that guy laughed or cringed at those awful joker quotes since they're awful....

  • @ranyaray7986
    @ranyaray7986 4 роки тому +11100

    Look hes so proud of himself for remembering our extra greeting this time

    • @FaissalsAnimation
      @FaissalsAnimation 4 роки тому +297

      I was going to cancel him again

    • @frannabanana4618
      @frannabanana4618 4 роки тому +20

      King

    • @annandnaomi
      @annandnaomi 4 роки тому +25

      Faissal's Animation ik he’s so cute

    • @ren-ob7tr
      @ren-ob7tr 4 роки тому +8

      HE DOES HAHHAAHA

    • @salma-wy6iy
      @salma-wy6iy 4 роки тому +48

      that's his duty as the mayor of Kurtis Town that's what is expected from him stop praising Kurtis for giving us OUR extra greeting

  • @cherrytoli
    @cherrytoli 4 роки тому +8712

    “he was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, but she couldn’t see”

  • @stelavirmond3329
    @stelavirmond3329 4 роки тому +5289

    she was milk and honey
    but he was lactose intollerant
    and a vegan

    • @dead_ht_4723
      @dead_ht_4723 4 роки тому +116

      That's was so deep i couldn't read

    • @lizzy5947
      @lizzy5947 4 роки тому +58

      Omg I’m literally crying and shaking rn 😭😰

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 4 роки тому +11

      ThaTS nOt VeGaN

    • @ericschnautz6603
      @ericschnautz6603 4 роки тому +31

      She was a poem
      But he was a white supremacist

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 роки тому +3

      Damn...😢

  • @2006PoyotaKirbolla
    @2006PoyotaKirbolla 2 роки тому +532

    “I use comedy as a defensive mechanism so I don’t have to confront my own issues.” Might be the most relatable thing ever.

  • @Annie-ui6wq
    @Annie-ui6wq 4 роки тому +15161

    he was the mayor of Kurtistown... but she didn’t live there

  • @Al-qk8zl
    @Al-qk8zl 4 роки тому +9468

    she was a flower, but he had seasonal allergies.

    • @rustyspatula7641
      @rustyspatula7641 4 роки тому +16

      headkicks (i love your pfp, ok im out)

    • @huh3682
      @huh3682 4 роки тому +231

      she was a sock, but his legs were amputated.

    • @생쥐-g3t
      @생쥐-g3t 4 роки тому +12

      😔

    • @ciao4580c
      @ciao4580c 4 роки тому +37

      That’s deep lowkey

    • @Neha-ue3uk
      @Neha-ue3uk 4 роки тому +14

      he's gay?

  • @sonicsbigtoe
    @sonicsbigtoe 4 роки тому +1524

    “you get an extra greeting on every single video” EXCEPT ONE

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 2 роки тому +1108

    I like that canonically, Kurt has been filling in for Kurtis for 2 years past his death

    • @froggycheckers
      @froggycheckers 2 роки тому +89

      The kurtisverse

    • @_F_Me_
      @_F_Me_ 2 роки тому +9

      WAIT , WHAT -?
      I NEED THE CONTEXT , PLEASE -!

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 2 роки тому +28

      @Ded_Girl- Did you not see the video? Kurtis died during it and Kurt takes over

    • @_F_Me_
      @_F_Me_ 2 роки тому +8

      @@blokvader8283 OH -! I- I Guess I Didn't Finish It -..

    • @Nightswarmer
      @Nightswarmer Рік тому +10

      @@_F_Me_ I'll take "That's what she said" for 500, Alex..

  • @urmamajoe
    @urmamajoe 4 роки тому +5274

    she was the extra greeting... and he was the “i found the best actor on tik tok” video

    • @superevithii9455
      @superevithii9455 4 роки тому +234

      #kurtisconneriscancelledparty

    • @freyajones2166
      @freyajones2166 4 роки тому +13

      lmaooo

    • @miche007
      @miche007 4 роки тому +18

      what more can i say

    • @rosiehill1274
      @rosiehill1274 4 роки тому +98

      She was buying celery I was buying rosé

    • @urmamajoe
      @urmamajoe 4 роки тому +17

      Rosie Hill now this... this is definitely in the deep end

  • @littleb2803
    @littleb2803 4 роки тому +13905

    Shout out to that voice actor who must have been hella confused when Kurtis gave him his script

    • @Tsukkinara
      @Tsukkinara 4 роки тому +1255

      I could only picture this dude laughing to himself 30 times before getting a good take

    • @birchiebaby
      @birchiebaby 4 роки тому +671

      i would LOVE to listen to the outtakes and in-between-takes full of laughter and bewilderment

    • @xxxGriffling1Dxxx
      @xxxGriffling1Dxxx 4 роки тому +147

      I saw this comment at the beginning of the video and I was like uh wtf but ah yeah I definitely agree...

    • @mkaythenofficial
      @mkaythenofficial 4 роки тому +44

      One dancing joker given

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 3 роки тому +81

      Or he is the type of person that sees weird stuff like that and is completely fine with it cuz its funny

  • @aliyasexception
    @aliyasexception 4 роки тому +4508

    “She was Neil Breen.......but he was a laptop.”

  • @entrapta.exe_
    @entrapta.exe_ 2 роки тому +609

    both my parents died when i was 5. luckily, i wasn't 13 yet.

    • @firefly5934
      @firefly5934 2 роки тому +21

      Sorry to hear that about your parents. Is everything ok?

    • @entrapta.exe_
      @entrapta.exe_ 2 роки тому +31

      @@firefly5934 eh not really but i'm coping

    • @lovefordanielmatthews
      @lovefordanielmatthews Рік тому +15

      Bro twinsies both of my bio parents died when I was 6
      I’m very sorry for your loss though

    • @stars4charlotte
      @stars4charlotte Рік тому +7

      aw i’m sorry for your loss hope you’re holding up okay

    • @Roma_Victor
      @Roma_Victor 8 місяців тому +1

      @@entrapta.exe_That’s good

  • @annayzv77
    @annayzv77 4 роки тому +6522

    She was a water tribe princess
    He was a water tribe boy
    She became the moon
    That’s rough, buddy

  • @roj0riot
    @roj0riot 4 роки тому +7348

    imagine being a voice actor who does exclusively heath ledger impressions and you get your first customer asking you to read fake deep quotes

    • @therealslimshitty5186
      @therealslimshitty5186 2 роки тому +6

      @@procrastinatingcartoonstm5130 ok?

    • @mryoshi1221
      @mryoshi1221 2 роки тому +174

      DREAM JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew 2 роки тому +78

      Easy paycheck

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 2 роки тому +39

      I hope they dont do that exclusively because it was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

    • @vexcrafts1600
      @vexcrafts1600 Рік тому +121

      I imagine the dude who did the voice had to really control his laughter, because who the hell can say the quotes with a straight face in joker's voice

  • @ciarathia1550
    @ciarathia1550 4 роки тому +3274

    she was an extra greeting
    but he wasn’t subscribed

  • @CarnivalChimera
    @CarnivalChimera 2 роки тому +198

    i think about "she was a peanut, but he was allergic to peanuts" so often and i sometimes say it with my friends and they go "what the fuck"

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 9 місяців тому +1

      Wtf

  • @annoraelias9844
    @annoraelias9844 4 роки тому +2572

    if i had a dime for how many times kurtis said “dude” i’d make more than my essential worker bonuses

  • @eggyonline5308
    @eggyonline5308 4 роки тому +2096

    the way the voice actor shakily said “BIIITCH?” almost made me burst into tears of laughter thank you sm for this content

  • @mckoala6181
    @mckoala6181 3 роки тому +9056

    I always like the small smirks he makes whenever he makes a dad joke. My level of comedy.

    • @dr.zombiex
      @dr.zombiex 3 роки тому +85

      He’s gonna be a great dad some day! 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @bonesandhearts5683
      @bonesandhearts5683 3 роки тому +7

      Aurafice

    • @mascaramilf
      @mascaramilf 3 роки тому +7

      HAHAHA IKR HE IS SO PRECIOUSSS

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 роки тому +2

      Nice!

    • @Marc.antz1
      @Marc.antz1 3 роки тому

      @@bonesandhearts5683 N N

  • @king-hp1xh
    @king-hp1xh 2 роки тому +157

    6:31 this guy saying "when i woke up your so fucking dead" is so funny to me. Props to the guy the did the voice

  • @diya.joseph
    @diya.joseph 4 роки тому +1874

    She was a genius who made incredible inventions that could potentially change the tri-state area
    But he was a platypus wearing a fedora

    • @xxsnowissk3tchyxx928
      @xxsnowissk3tchyxx928 4 роки тому +35

      This is my favourite one

    • @ericahume183
      @ericahume183 4 роки тому +94

      There’s 104 days of self isolation-

    • @AndyD.21
      @AndyD.21 4 роки тому +4

      one question. What is the tri-state area?

    • @jrey444
      @jrey444 4 роки тому +21

      The profile pic really makes this

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 4 роки тому +3

      the best fuckign comment oh my god

  • @kiradozier5795
    @kiradozier5795 4 роки тому +8329

    she was an extra greeting, but he was that one time 😔

  • @nv6288
    @nv6288 4 роки тому +10208

    She was a subscriber, but he didn’t give her an extra greeting

  • @BeanEater-iq6pj
    @BeanEater-iq6pj 2 роки тому +234

    “She gave him the divorce papers, but he couldn’t read.”
    Got me dying😂

  • @allenic
    @allenic 4 роки тому +4303

    _She was a poem._
    _He was Jared, 19._

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 4 роки тому +172

      I see you too are a man of culture

    • @ck7
      @ck7 4 роки тому +80

      sometimes I wish I was Jared

    • @destroyakira
      @destroyakira 4 роки тому +29

      whoa a man of culture 🥴

    • @Ashak2001
      @Ashak2001 4 роки тому +6

      😭

    • @sarasanz197
      @sarasanz197 4 роки тому +7

      shit also said this i hadn't seen this 😔

  • @elliewilcox8086
    @elliewilcox8086 4 роки тому +2926

    imagine finishing a book and the last line is “read that again”

  • @thea2432
    @thea2432 4 роки тому +1463

    "I told him let's get this bread
    but he was gluten free 😔✋🏾"

  • @monoduck
    @monoduck Рік тому +111

    As kids, we think of batman as a hero.
    as adults, we realize that lego batman is the best movie he appeared in.

    • @Ghosty_starzz
      @Ghosty_starzz Рік тому +9

      Read that again

    • @monoduck
      @monoduck Рік тому +7

      Its true. 100%

    • @saintnicholas2882
      @saintnicholas2882 6 місяців тому +4

      I been saying this. Lego batman is top tier

    • @verytrulygreg
      @verytrulygreg 6 місяців тому +3

      I LOVE lego batman.

    • @CJSports307
      @CJSports307 6 місяців тому +2

      Will Arnett is the best movie Batman by so far that it’s not even funny

  • @sallynewman7320
    @sallynewman7320 4 роки тому +5526

    12 year old finding out their whole family was killed in a freak accident: Boy am I glad I’m not 13 yet or this would be a real bummer.

    • @Michellasarah
      @Michellasarah 4 роки тому +15

      😂😭

    • @Ava-lz5nr
      @Ava-lz5nr 4 роки тому +60

      girl I- are you okay???

    • @Kyran1996
      @Kyran1996 4 роки тому +230

      Batman's only pretending to be sad over his parents' deaths.

    • @kpopanalysis2833
      @kpopanalysis2833 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @huskylover8167
      @huskylover8167 4 роки тому +3

      Kyran Sawhill
      Facts

  • @jayjohnscreations
    @jayjohnscreations 4 роки тому +3992

    *“She was a poem,*
    *but his name was Jared.”*

    • @somenanka6092
      @somenanka6092 4 роки тому +83

      Jared 19

    • @nanami7679
      @nanami7679 4 роки тому +16

      U stole the other comment 😾

    • @jayjohnscreations
      @jayjohnscreations 4 роки тому +10

      idiot sienna hi hi lol me No. I did see it after though, and there’s was funnier as well

    • @shariyaknight26
      @shariyaknight26 4 роки тому +16

      it’s hard to think that somewhere far in the future no one will understand this 😔

    • @nostressnofear5522
      @nostressnofear5522 4 роки тому +19

      hi im jared, 19 and i never learned how to read

  • @nathanjones9239
    @nathanjones9239 4 роки тому +1765

    “She was a poet, but he was dyslexic”

  • @dawnofchickens047
    @dawnofchickens047 Рік тому +58

    I physically choked when the voice actor started reading the quotes

  • @corinneamani8823
    @corinneamani8823 4 роки тому +6968

    The joker quotes are like the incel version of a minion meme

  • @carolinemurray1899
    @carolinemurray1899 4 роки тому +1597

    Only Steve Harrington is free of the “read that again” death trap

    • @sofi9932
      @sofi9932 4 роки тому +85

      yea him and jared, 19

    • @Phytobiogenes
      @Phytobiogenes 4 роки тому +14

      Him, Jared, and anyone under the age of thirteen

    • @evalongwe8629
      @evalongwe8629 4 роки тому

      Cody Klews wot dat meen ie can’t reeed Ie ony 12

  • @hazel5900
    @hazel5900 4 роки тому +5248

    "you turned 13, you learned sadness"
    7yo me at my dad's funeral: *they got us in the first half ngl*

    • @alexg4239
      @alexg4239 4 роки тому +653

      It must have been hard to wait to mourn until you were old enough

    • @gorillagrip6751
      @gorillagrip6751 4 роки тому +130

      Lmaoo me but with my moms funeral 👁👁

    • @luuuuux_
      @luuuuux_ 3 роки тому +182

      I’m sorry that you lost your father. I hope you’re feeling better now.

    • @luuuuux_
      @luuuuux_ 3 роки тому +142

      @@gorillagrip6751 I’m sorry you had to go through that. I hope you’re feeling better now.

    • @gorillagrip6751
      @gorillagrip6751 3 роки тому +82

      @@luuuuux_ aw thank you my love thats very sweet

  • @cagedcorvid
    @cagedcorvid Рік тому +43

    7:49 can confirm, i just turned 13 and the second the clock struck 12 on my birthday the only emotion i've felt was debilitating and uncontrollable sadness. thanks curd!

  • @souphieouphie
    @souphieouphie 4 роки тому +5415

    she was an extra greeting, but he was “I Found the Best Actor on TikTok”

    • @naomimiller5636
      @naomimiller5636 4 роки тому +281

      That one hurt man too soon

    • @ari-cs3ih
      @ari-cs3ih 4 роки тому +156

      this is too deep man

    • @get_egg
      @get_egg 4 роки тому +86

      So deep😩😫😫😞😫😫😓😢😓❤️😔💔😓😫😩😫😂😶😶😂😓😂

    • @busra2453
      @busra2453 4 роки тому +45

      Okay.Whatever too soon 💔

    • @edabakb
      @edabakb 4 роки тому +43

      Too soon man...too soon 😭

  • @latte934
    @latte934 4 роки тому +12725

    She was a poem
    But he couldn't read
    For he was Jared
    And he was 19

  • @rorylena5430
    @rorylena5430 4 роки тому +931

    she was a poem
    but he couldnt read
    his name was jared, he was 19
    when his parents built a very strange machine
    watch that scene dig in the dancing queen

  • @starry6396
    @starry6396 9 місяців тому +31

    “she was ____, but he was ___” is actually the best meme template

  • @rcouch5670
    @rcouch5670 4 роки тому +1859

    kurtis dresses like he’s a 60 year old on a cruise . I love it

    • @rcouch5670
      @rcouch5670 4 роки тому +10

      MB exactly. You get it

    • @chiliaukdal7457
      @chiliaukdal7457 4 роки тому +39

      he dresses like a lesbian and I hope to one day dress as good as him

    • @thepineappleman4442
      @thepineappleman4442 4 роки тому +17

      Wait isn't he a 60 year old on a cruise

    • @OhKCal
      @OhKCal 4 роки тому +19

      That's his twin brother Kurt, not Kurtis

    • @rcouch5670
      @rcouch5670 4 роки тому +4

      Chameleon Tea same

  • @DaftPunk601
    @DaftPunk601 4 роки тому +17711

    She was a slice of cheese. But he was lactose intolerant

    • @lucyyin3212
      @lucyyin3212 4 роки тому +140

      Rosebud 😞

    • @ld2674
      @ld2674 4 роки тому +312

      Damn bro thats deep 😣😖😕

    • @jerenovvidimy7605
      @jerenovvidimy7605 4 роки тому +459

      She was a tasty burger. But he was vegan

    • @no-do4pv
      @no-do4pv 4 роки тому +179

      13 year old girls who listen to Billie Eillish are crying right now

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 роки тому +9

      😔

  • @kirbyjohnarroyo3103
    @kirbyjohnarroyo3103 4 роки тому +8116

    she was a meme, but he's an ifunny watermark

  • @anniegarnett
    @anniegarnett 2 роки тому +54

    Noah Centineo sitting at home filling out Mad Libs, like “hey that could make a great caption on the socials.”

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 9 місяців тому

      13:36

  • @LittleSprout73
    @LittleSprout73 4 роки тому +3070

    "she was a poem.... But his name is Jared, he's 19"

    • @guynameddibin
      @guynameddibin 4 роки тому +103

      He doesn't know how to *F U C C I N G* read

    • @daeguboy8136
      @daeguboy8136 4 роки тому +98

      @@juliettemercado9918 its a vine

    • @hayato6140
      @hayato6140 4 роки тому +87

      @@juliettemercado9918 jesus christ

    • @emilydiez5297
      @emilydiez5297 4 роки тому +22

      i swear to god this was the first thing i thought of.

    • @shann_2479
      @shann_2479 4 роки тому +24

      Juliette Mercado
      ew tik tok? ur either too young or ur an uncultured swine >:(

  • @CORPSEFIEND
    @CORPSEFIEND 4 роки тому +2253

    she was a scream
    but his head was under water

  • @izubees
    @izubees 4 роки тому +3041

    “She was a poem. But he couldn’t read. His name is Jared. And he’s nineteen.”

  • @iananderson4754
    @iananderson4754 2 роки тому +36

    She was obtuse
    But he was acute
    She was music
    But he had no headphones
    She was a mummy
    But he wasn't an archaeologist
    She was a fan base
    But he was the film's executive producer
    She was not up to code
    He was a health inspector
    She was a abstract film
    But he is 3

  • @k4rcus
    @k4rcus 3 роки тому +7671

    She was a poem
    And he was Jared, 19

    • @lpsquestie3495
      @lpsquestie3495 3 роки тому +369

      For she was a poem
      But he could read
      For he was Jared
      And he was 19

    • @starrymilkk
      @starrymilkk 3 роки тому +26

      @@lpsquestie3495 lmao that’s from someone else’s comment

    • @lpsquestie3495
      @lpsquestie3495 3 роки тому +42

      @@starrymilkk Yeah I know. It's cool tho

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 3 роки тому +65

      I find it ironic that the guy who made that vine and Joe Keery were in a movie together

    • @lavenderstarzzz
      @lavenderstarzzz 3 роки тому +2

      So sad

  • @donnismith4646
    @donnismith4646 4 роки тому +938

    I just turned 13 and I can’t stop crying because my hamster died 6 years ago, I couldn’t be sad then because I wasn’t 13

    • @tired247
      @tired247 4 роки тому +65

      r/iam13andthisisdeep

    • @reroniggi6414
      @reroniggi6414 4 роки тому +57

      New emotion unlocked : SADNESS

    • @deadaccount2212
      @deadaccount2212 4 роки тому +33

      I only have a couple more months left to like Billie Eilish!! Sorry billie, only 14 year olds are allowed to like your content :)

    • @ingonitoamya
      @ingonitoamya 4 роки тому +17

      Watch some joker quotes on youtube and you'll be fine

    • @Thisworldisagoner
      @Thisworldisagoner 4 роки тому

      Akriti, my desi dude, that was brilliant 😆😆😆😆

  • @maxisinsane3005
    @maxisinsane3005 4 роки тому +1642

    Highkey thought the ending of “she gave him the divorce papers” was gonna be “he made a tiktok”

  • @p0pr0x68
    @p0pr0x68 11 місяців тому +11

    We should all recognize Kurt Conner for keeping up with the channel after Kurtis's untimely death in 2020. We thank you for all your hard work.

  • @rabiaashfaq9433
    @rabiaashfaq9433 4 роки тому +2354

    Okay his puns and jokes are seriously underrated. They are so funny.

    • @mcslave3
      @mcslave3 4 роки тому +41

      Seriously. He makes me laugh so much without even trying. I'm so happy i found him on UA-cam

    • @ameli2873
      @ameli2873 4 роки тому +1

      @Six Over Happy out of a few billion people it isnt much but yea

    • @carolinaabe9451
      @carolinaabe9451 4 роки тому +2

      i died at the peanuts one

    • @eefsart
      @eefsart 4 роки тому

      Six Over Happy mood

    • @GroundedSolidarity
      @GroundedSolidarity 4 роки тому

      So deep

  • @aliengirl7098
    @aliengirl7098 4 роки тому +3406

    “She was shallissa,
    But he saw Beyoncé”
    I don’t take any questions

    • @tall_child3214
      @tall_child3214 4 роки тому +165

      IF YOU DONT GET THIS UR A SLAVE TO THE MEDIA 👏👏👏👏😤😤👊👊👊👊👊

    • @whosnatchedmyweave6213
      @whosnatchedmyweave6213 3 роки тому +43

      @@tall_child3214 stan vine lmao

    • @QHaq-hk6vb
      @QHaq-hk6vb 3 роки тому +9

      @@tall_child3214 yep that's me. dont get it.

    • @anaionescu8913
      @anaionescu8913 3 роки тому +48

      He told her she looked like Beyonce, but she Shallis-saw something else

    • @fryingpanman1250
      @fryingpanman1250 3 роки тому +11

      I feel blessed since I know what this means

  • @maesmith9424
    @maesmith9424 4 роки тому +1595

    Kurtis's commitment to a bit will never cease to AMAZE ME! Hiring a voice actor, just simply amazing!

    • @wyattkessell
      @wyattkessell 4 роки тому +22

      That’s a $5 dollar bit. It’s cool, but it don’t really show massive amounts of commitment. :P

    • @jimmyjohn9041
      @jimmyjohn9041 4 роки тому +4

      S A N D W I T C H’ S A R E C O O L

    • @yesa6871
      @yesa6871 4 роки тому +24

      @@wyattkessell still gotta appreciate him for that though!

    • @meganchavez2751
      @meganchavez2751 4 роки тому +8

      And when he literally died for a bit 😭

  • @intriguingfacts1483
    @intriguingfacts1483 Місяць тому +12

    2:45 this one really predicted the future 💀

  • @3glad0s
    @3glad0s 3 роки тому +3006

    As a 13 year old, I can confirm that I have never been sad up until recently. Actually, once you turn 13 you experience a medical condition called “ big sad “. Big sad is when you remember everything in you last that would have made you sad. This makes you big sad. Some people like to together sad.

    • @benstieb7435
      @benstieb7435 3 роки тому +14

      Oh L

    • @feliciacatborn3310
      @feliciacatborn3310 2 роки тому +265

      I love this comment. Let’s together sad

    • @izzyiguess13
      @izzyiguess13 2 роки тому +74

      i am not 13 yet, so i have not been sad ever. except for every time i have been sad.

    • @FOUR_FACEx2
      @FOUR_FACEx2 2 роки тому +68

      let's together sad :(

    • @lipbite6947
      @lipbite6947 2 роки тому +69

      Damn… a Drew Gooden reference

  • @PuppetOnions
    @PuppetOnions 4 роки тому +2626

    _”She was a_ *poem*
    _But he couldn’t_ *read”*
    Cause he’s Jared, 19-

    • @fleaflicks
      @fleaflicks 4 роки тому +52

      Joline Taylor and he’s stuck in quarentine 😎

    • @duesy17
      @duesy17 4 роки тому +115

      And he never learned how to fucking read

    • @bonsaigecko9153
      @bonsaigecko9153 4 роки тому +30

      Riley Podschweit when his parents built a strange machine

    • @proserpinabringerofdeath5935
      @proserpinabringerofdeath5935 4 роки тому +23

      Bonsai Gecko watch that scene dig in dancing queen

    • @elsasanchis8697
      @elsasanchis8697 4 роки тому +13

      @@proserpinabringerofdeath5935 ayy macarena

  • @e.mx_d6455
    @e.mx_d6455 4 роки тому +734

    the way the voice actor was saying those quotes with the bad grammar and stuff omfg 😭 💀

    • @auggiemain
      @auggiemain 4 роки тому +21

      It sounded like a shitty soundclous horrorcore rap song lmaoo

    • @superfan364
      @superfan364 4 роки тому +31

      LMAO THE WAY HE SAID BITCH KILLED ME LMAOOOO

  • @kaileybroecher48
    @kaileybroecher48 Рік тому +27

    The submarine joke works once again

  • @madiedelreal9102
    @madiedelreal9102 4 роки тому +778

    “She was the divorce papers... but he couldn’t read” IM DEADDDD

  • @srryily155
    @srryily155 4 роки тому +2303

    she was the society, but he was the joker

    • @subhanjalibasu4834
      @subhanjalibasu4834 4 роки тому +14

      The other way round works too. 😂

    • @ZoyaYeah
      @ZoyaYeah 4 роки тому +18

      But we live in a society

    • @221B-x3r
      @221B-x3r 4 роки тому +8

      I'm da Joker baby

    • @anastasinscreed
      @anastasinscreed 4 роки тому +1

      @@ZoyaYeah the society doesn't accept him or whatever

    • @sadhiar4267
      @sadhiar4267 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha I love this

  • @yata3826
    @yata3826 4 роки тому +4119

    She was an extra greeting
    but he wasn't subscribed

  • @VillainKinnie
    @VillainKinnie 2 роки тому +23

    i used to send that “she was a poem, but he couldnt read” steve harrington picture to my friends all the time, and i know in my heart they hated me for it. thats fucking hilarious

  • @iHeartRainbows14
    @iHeartRainbows14 3 роки тому +2458

    “She was a rainbow
    But he was colorblind”

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg 3 роки тому +71

      Oh god I never thought abt that. Thats way too deep.

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 3 роки тому +96

      She was a rainbow but he couldnt read

    • @codeinexrist
      @codeinexrist 3 роки тому +37

      georgenotfound be like

    • @beatricefox937
      @beatricefox937 3 роки тому +24

      And she was gay

    • @Everettalla
      @Everettalla 3 роки тому +6

      She wasn’t *a* rainbow.
      She was rainbow.

  • @dreadontdie
    @dreadontdie 4 роки тому +4746

    *He thought she was bae*
    *But she was just fam😔🤟*

  • @glomp4146
    @glomp4146 3 роки тому +910

    PROPS TO THE JOKER IMPERSONATOR BECAUSE THATS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD

  • @cephynight
    @cephynight 2 роки тому +35

    10:34 i just laughed at this for like a minute straight and now my back aches so thanks kurtis!! 😇

  • @tesstheturtle24
    @tesstheturtle24 4 роки тому +1313

    “She was buying celery”
    “He was buying rosé”
    -whole foods

    • @mollymolly2408
      @mollymolly2408 3 роки тому +121

      Just speak your truth because words are my love language

    • @whale7056
      @whale7056 3 роки тому +94

      Fair enuf

    • @Vv24708
      @Vv24708 3 роки тому +22

      Is this a reference to the thats cringe:you
      cody ko vid

    • @Maxineewing7501
      @Maxineewing7501 3 роки тому +18

      @@Vv24708 no, it’s a reference to the Danny Gonzales video on tac products

    • @thatonekid565
      @thatonekid565 3 роки тому +14

      This brought forth a memory that was buried so deep down in my mind And I’d prefer it if you put it back

  • @ravioli4967
    @ravioli4967 4 роки тому +721

    imagine that voice actor getting those weird quotes and is just looking at them hella confused

    • @anuwilson9039
      @anuwilson9039 4 роки тому +9

      H
      E
      L
      L
      A

    • @ravioli4967
      @ravioli4967 4 роки тому +7

      @@anuwilson9039 i apolgise for sinning i will never say "hella" again

    • @anuwilson9039
      @anuwilson9039 4 роки тому +7

      @@ravioli4967 Well... it's ok if you use it .
      I just want to ask you one question ....
      Are you a life is strange fan ?

    • @libin5486
      @libin5486 4 роки тому +5

      Anu Wilson I know you didn’t ask me but man I love that game

    • @anuwilson9039
      @anuwilson9039 4 роки тому +2

      @@libin5486 Lol me too. It makes me feel all nostalgic

  • @madisonjennings3288
    @madisonjennings3288 4 роки тому +639

    I can't believe you didn't say "she was a poem, but he was Jared, 19"

  • @ylva4313
    @ylva4313 2 роки тому +28

    7:52 as a twelve year old i can confirm i have never been sad in my entire live

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 2 роки тому

      @@ylva4313 holy crap

    • @whatthefuckisthis..
      @whatthefuckisthis.. 2 роки тому +1

      NEVER??

    • @valeevee
      @valeevee 2 роки тому +6

      I’ll come back next year to offer my condolences 😔

    • @ylva4313
      @ylva4313 Рік тому

      ​@@valeevee Yes thank you i can now confirm that the minute i turned 13 i instantly got depression ☹

    • @edithidiot
      @edithidiot 2 місяці тому

      how’s sadness

  • @c3r3alk1lled
    @c3r3alk1lled 3 роки тому +4729

    “She was a cook,
    but he couldn’t eat.”
    😔😔🖤🖤

    • @Stressed_skunk
      @Stressed_skunk 3 роки тому +161

      Damn that’s so deep gonna get this tattoo on my chest 😔✌🏻

    • @c3r3alk1lled
      @c3r3alk1lled 3 роки тому +43

      @@Stressed_skunk thanks 😩😩😩

    • @teddyteddy9288
      @teddyteddy9288 3 роки тому +66

      Damn.. 😔✌️ I read that wrong.

    • @helenconnolly4650
      @helenconnolly4650 3 роки тому +55

      She was bread
      But he was celiac

    • @demetria-n
      @demetria-n 3 роки тому +52

      @@c3r3alk1lled She was Misa
      But he was Light

  • @Abby-yy7em
    @Abby-yy7em 4 роки тому +2221

    “80% of boys have girlfriend, 20% have brain” just say you’re lonely and go

    • @FissionCube
      @FissionCube 4 роки тому +82

      @Kaya Lambertus i suppose that would fall under having a brain. the straights played themselves.

    • @ilyaaaaaaaaaaaas
      @ilyaaaaaaaaaaaas 4 роки тому +25

      @@FissionCube Careful, you might upset a het

    • @AllieInWonderland
      @AllieInWonderland 4 роки тому +1

      Love your profile picture!

    • @alexg4239
      @alexg4239 4 роки тому

      At least he have brain

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond Рік тому +2

      The first version of that meme I ever saw read, "...other 30% are having a brain" (the %s/math in it was also wrong) and I've just loved that phrase ever since.
      "What's wrong?"
      "Oh nothing, I'm just having a brain today" 😕

  • @guusjesuper3371
    @guusjesuper3371 3 роки тому +3597

    "She trusted him,
    but he was making it stinky"

  • @A·c·h·i·l·l·l·e·s·Last·Stand

    My ex was so into the deep Joker quotes, whenever we would argue he would change his Facebook cover photo to a different Joker quote. Im glad I found someone better, someone that posts Batman quotes.

  • @starryknight3479
    @starryknight3479 4 роки тому +333

    The extra greeting hits different when you're actually subscribed

  • @lumi4652
    @lumi4652 4 роки тому +1943

    ‘80 percent of men have girlfriends, the others have-‘
    Me: ‘boyfriends?’
    ‘-brain’
    Ah yes obviously

    • @amneenja5720
      @amneenja5720 4 роки тому +223

      *Brian
      he's just every guy's boyfriend, they just don't know it yet

    • @izzybrown3218
      @izzybrown3218 4 роки тому +11

      literally i thought this

    • @busterb7482
      @busterb7482 4 роки тому +13

      I wish everyone had a bf or gf 😅

    • @lumi4652
      @lumi4652 4 роки тому +22

      @@amneenja5720 dang when can I meet him

    • @lumi4652
      @lumi4652 4 роки тому +3

      @@izzybrown3218 honestly what did we expect

  • @carolinaalvarez50
    @carolinaalvarez50 4 роки тому +3326

    This guy can make sponsorships enjoyable. And I think that’s a talent

    • @rubylawson6982
      @rubylawson6982 4 роки тому +49

      Literally the only ads/ sponsorship I don’t fast forward

    • @mari-eu1ph
      @mari-eu1ph 4 роки тому +45

      Danny and drew too I love them

    • @rramirez7078
      @rramirez7078 4 роки тому +5

      Dude ikr!! Another one who does the same thing is Daniel Thrasher. His sponsorships are some of the best things on UA-cam.

    • @emersonhorvath6149
      @emersonhorvath6149 4 роки тому

      YES

    • @felicvik9456
      @felicvik9456 4 роки тому +2

      Ryan Georɡe and Jay Foreman also make ɡood ads

  • @Catcatboyboy
    @Catcatboyboy 2 роки тому +31

    The voice actor was probably hella confused when you sent him inspirational quotes to voice 💀💀💀

  • @elijahwinchester6690
    @elijahwinchester6690 4 роки тому +1263

    turtles *cannot* survive without a shell. it holds their internal organs.

    • @fearnetowson6090
      @fearnetowson6090 4 роки тому +15

      It’s a tortoise

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 роки тому +10

      IIRC both turtle and tortoise shells are a part of their body. So a tortoise walking out of its shell would be as possible as you walking into your rib-cage.
      And for reference:
      turtle = flippers
      Tortoise = little feet
      The way I remember is: my guess would be that turtles have feet just because that would be convenient for my brain. And I'm always wrong when making 50/50 calls, so if I think that turtles have feet, that means they actually have flippers, which means tortoises are the ones with feet

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 4 роки тому +57

      @@swine13 yes. also turtles have flatter shells so they can glide through the water faster, compared to tortoises that have taller shells👌

    • @elijahwinchester6690
      @elijahwinchester6690 4 роки тому +17

      @@fearnetowson6090 nonetheless, mate.

    • @fearnetowson6090
      @fearnetowson6090 4 роки тому +12

      Bruh me just trying to saying it’s a tortoise getting attacked 😂

  • @gabrielafinell
    @gabrielafinell 4 роки тому +3831

    Kurtis looks like a cool mushroom.

    • @blehhism
      @blehhism 4 роки тому +71

      r/rareinsults but its rare compliments

    • @alenastuffle4139
      @alenastuffle4139 4 роки тому +9

      yes

    • @lolgay8718
      @lolgay8718 4 роки тому +19

      a mushroom on mushrooms

    • @KL-le8ge
      @KL-le8ge 4 роки тому +58

      Well, he is a really fungi

    • @user77797
      @user77797 4 роки тому +15

      he’s like a cool dad as a mushroom but he’s not a dad or a mushroom

  • @joshuajohnson413
    @joshuajohnson413 4 роки тому +575

    "Poopoo in toilet bowl, nobody care. Poopoo in sphagetti, everyone upsetti." Jester.

    • @dr.sigmundfreud3030
      @dr.sigmundfreud3030 4 роки тому +8

      I guess I've smoked to much to not laugh about this

    • @jaely0
      @jaely0 4 роки тому +6

      so deep 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

  • @ediewalmsley6580
    @ediewalmsley6580 Рік тому +2

    7:49 as a 10 year old, i can confirm I have never felt any form of sadness in my life, i was fake crying when I came out of the womb

  • @Livlatte
    @Livlatte 4 роки тому +17252

    As a modern female, I can confirm that we crawl out of our skeletons on the daily

    • @dindjarin1023
      @dindjarin1023 3 роки тому +761

      Well im a girl butI’m not a modern one , so I can’t say ( I’m from 77ad Pompeii was harsh )

    • @dindjarin1023
      @dindjarin1023 3 роки тому +37

      JOKING

    • @thenickguy2012
      @thenickguy2012 3 роки тому +420

      hey, i think you dropped your security things

    • @CommitmentNA
      @CommitmentNA 3 роки тому +368

      I can also confirm, but every time I crawl out, I always forget my security things 🙄

    • @rosar4739
      @rosar4739 3 роки тому +55

      Yes, I can confirm this too.

  • @sarahtilton
    @sarahtilton 4 роки тому +351

    Kurtis: "you get an extra greeting at the beginning of every single one of my videos"
    Me: "...except one."

  • @garfieldpeepee
    @garfieldpeepee 4 роки тому +3841

    I immediately lose all trust in a person the minute they call women "females."
    Edit: This comment gained some traction so I'll give some additional explanation as people still seem to be confused. Calling women "females" isn't necessarily offensive per se, but it's a red flag because many men who don't respect women use the word. It's also detached and clinical, making it strange for everyday conversation. This point also applies to calling men "males," but people use "males" far less frequently. While it technically isn't wrong, calling women "females" is somewhat dehumanizing and less friendly-sounding. Just use "women."

    • @jahnaviraman5411
      @jahnaviraman5411 4 роки тому +236

      the "modern" part somehow managed to make it even worse

    • @garfieldpeepee
      @garfieldpeepee 4 роки тому +305

      @@jahnaviraman5411 Yeah, reminds me of those people who are like, "I miss when women were feminine and actually ACTED like women, like in the 50's before they were empowered to be individuals"

    • @jahnaviraman5411
      @jahnaviraman5411 4 роки тому +47

      @@garfieldpeepee that's literally exactly what i was thinking lmao

    • @jahnaviraman5411
      @jahnaviraman5411 4 роки тому +141

      @@garfieldpeepee it even gives me vibes of those "motivational speakers" who think they're gods gift to women by saying that women shouldn't sexualize themselves, but they actually sound like misogynistic assholes

    • @garfieldpeepee
      @garfieldpeepee 4 роки тому +16

      ​@@jahnaviraman5411 THIS. Yes.

  • @Sillylilguy73
    @Sillylilguy73 10 місяців тому +13

    “She was a dog
    But he couldn’t dog 💔”

  • @almesivamoonshadow8805
    @almesivamoonshadow8805 4 роки тому +1224

    the real hero of this whole situation is the aspiring fiverr joker voice actor

  • @1122-b8m
    @1122-b8m 3 роки тому +2246

    Props to the fiver guy who did the Joker voice without breaking down and laughing

    • @psyche_1297
      @psyche_1297 2 роки тому +172

      I like to imagine there were many, many previous takes.

    • @Nightswarmer
      @Nightswarmer Рік тому +24

      I hope he spend his money wisely.. Like getting a better mic..

    • @Okayyykian
      @Okayyykian Рік тому +10

      He sounded close to tears 💀💀

  • @heskan
    @heskan 4 роки тому +4121

    "He was a man.
    But she was a woman."
    -me, a becoming poet

  • @emmaconder7854
    @emmaconder7854 Місяць тому +3

    This is what Kurtis looked like at the beginning of quarantine?? Wild what 4 years can do to a man, his mullet, and his mustache

  • @hannah8454
    @hannah8454 4 роки тому +306

    she was a sensible speech, but he was:
    it matters not
    what you’ve done
    but what you do with what you’ve done
    for others

    • @beraldo1145
      @beraldo1145 4 роки тому +4

      WUDHWEFDJWOEIFJEROII I LOST IT

    • @florarabbit2967
      @florarabbit2967 4 роки тому +2

      are you ready to open up an antique shop with that homeless man yet?

  • @alihughes3728
    @alihughes3728 4 роки тому +542

    "read that again" stresses me out because I feel like I must be missing something & that's why I should read it again...but I'm really not. It's just what I read. Nothing more.

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 4 роки тому +3

      same

    • @Danny_Az
      @Danny_Az 3 роки тому +7

      I half expected you to write "read it again" at the end.
      Read it again.

    • @alihughes3728
      @alihughes3728 3 роки тому +2

      @@Danny_Az I should have!!

  • @tarapawils6876
    @tarapawils6876 4 роки тому +4382

    she was an extra greeting, but he wasn't subscribed :'(