FAKE DEEP 2

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About a year ago I made a video called "Deep Content That Isn't Deep At All" and I've wanted to make a sequel for a long time now, so here it is! I hope you can hold your breath cuz we're going deep...FAKE DEEP!!!!! WATCH ENJOY LAUGH THANKS
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[@lydiasuber4283]

hey watch this video again

[@mukuroikusaba2223]

First reply on a pinned comment? This is pretty deep

[@mishakuran]

wonderful

[@naomi8420]

HAHSHSHA

[@naomi8420]

watch it again 🙃

[@agentbonniespy]

thanks lydia🧚🏻‍♀️✨🌸🦋💞🌈

[@DaftPunk601]

She was a slice of cheese. But he was lactose intolerant

[@lucyyin3212]

Rosebud 😞

[@ld2674]

Damn bro thats deep 😣😖😕

[@jerenovvidimy7605]

She was a tasty burger. But he was vegan

[@no-do4pv]

13 year old girls who listen to Billie Eillish are crying right now

[@pissapocalypse]

😔

[@Al-qk8zl]

she was a flower, but he had seasonal allergies.

[@rustyspatula7641]

headkicks (i love your pfp, ok im out)

[@huh3682]

she was a sock, but his legs were amputated.

[@user-gq1kr4wl5w]

😔

[@ciao4580c]

That’s deep lowkey

[@Neha-ue3uk]

he's gay?

[@car6938]

she was like a rare pokémon…
…but he didn’t have the balls.

[@youngwillow7988]

Why there's no comment😂😂😂I'm dying on this one

[@rosabean2886]

Deez 🌰s

[@hat7475]

Jaysus CRAUT

[@jmacosta]

It would be twice as deep if you said "shiny pokemon"

[@Clairvoyancy]

dang man 😮‍💨

[@adrianoctavio]

As funny as AI voices can be, there's this magical feeling of knowing that a real person had to sit down, read, and record these awful joker quotes that just cannot be replicated.

[@crowdlycrow3632]

I am really surprised he didn't laugh while doing that haha

[@adrianoctavio]

​@@crowdlycrow3632we don't know how many retakes it took :)

[@blueberry_muffin4747]

Right? Exactly my thoughts!

[@icu3869]

@@crowdlycrow3632anyone creating that video wouldn’t know what there is to laugh at.

[@Office_chair]

Seriously though and I wonder if that guy laughed or cringed at those awful joker quotes since they're awful....

[@allenic]

_She was a poem._
_He was Jared, 19._

[@redacted5078]

I see you too are a man of culture

[@ck7]

sometimes I wish I was Jared

[@destroyakira]

whoa a man of culture 🥴

[@Ashak2001]

😭

[@sarasanz197]

shit also said this i hadn't seen this 😔

[@kiradozier5795]

she was an extra greeting, but he was that one time 😔

[@mariamelkholy8567]

yo this is smart as hell😭

[@nicolelafuente4788]

This is the best one yet

[@Merilynnminna]

Underrated

[@toothfairy10133]

that's the deepest one yet bruh 😔

[@hawumi]

Underrated plsss 😭😭

[@3glad0s]

As a 13 year old, I can confirm that I have never been sad up until recently. Actually, once you turn 13 you experience a medical condition called “ big sad “. Big sad is when you remember everything in you last that would have made you sad. This makes you big sad. Some people like to together sad.

[@benstieb7435]

Oh L

[@feliciacatborn3310]

I love this comment. Let’s together sad

[@izzyiguess13]

i am not 13 yet, so i have not been sad ever. except for every time i have been sad.

[@FOUR_FACEx2]

let's together sad :(

[@lipbite6947]

Damn… a Drew Gooden reference

[@entrapta.exe_]

both my parents died when i was 5. luckily, i wasn't 13 yet.

[@firefly5934]

Sorry to hear that about your parents. Is everything ok?

[@entrapta.exe_]

@@firefly5934 eh not really but i'm coping

[@lovefordanielmatthews]

Bro twinsies both of my bio parents died when I was 6
I’m very sorry for your loss though

[@sanrihoe.]

aw i’m sorry for your loss hope you’re holding up okay

[@Roma_Victor]

@@entrapta.exe_That’s good

[@sexualtaco308]

He was spilt lipstick
But she was a Valentina white bag

[@matilda4664]

*valentino

[@ducksinapond31]

LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO BAG!!!

[@karkatpark1328]

Read that again

[@zoe.zimbabwe]

Whwhawhawha LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?!

[@alex-fs9yt]

Lol

[@annayzv77]

She was a water tribe princess
He was a water tribe boy
She became the moon
That’s rough, buddy

[@lily-wz5rf]

STOPPP

[@tvyvess]

This is the best comment

[@autisticlettuce]

ISKSJAJAHAJAHXZKZ

[@catalina28287]

Poor Sokka

[@enzo3217]

ouch.

[@blokvader8283]

I like that canonically, Kurt has been filling in for Kurtis for 2 years past his death

[@froggycheckers]

The kurtisverse

[@_F_Me_]

WAIT , WHAT -?
I NEED THE CONTEXT , PLEASE -!

[@blokvader8283]

@Ded_Girl- Did you not see the video? Kurtis died during it and Kurt takes over

[@_F_Me_]

@@blokvader8283 OH -! I- I Guess I Didn't Finish It -..

[@Nightswarmer]

@@_F_Me_ I'll take "That's what she said" for 500, Alex..

[@2006PoyotaKirbolla]

“I use comedy as a defensive mechanism so I don’t have to confront my own issues.” Might be the most relatable thing ever.

[@maxenswlfr1877]

That's so deep man

[@icu3869]

Read that again.

[@grape5683]

"She was a poem...but he couldn't read."
"She was his passed hamster....but he wasn't 13."

[@cat_person]

lmao

[@VorpalSpider69]

He was Jared, he was 19

[@thepineappleman4442]

this is too deep
but i cant read

[@dallasjune583]

best comment

[@trixabellian]

when his parents built a very strange machine

[@latte934]

She was a poem
But he couldn't read
For he was Jared
And he was 19

[@gotem6891]

underrated comment :')

[@BovineBoba]

Underrated

[@myeahonline]

Beautifully written

[@username-ro1ns]

damn that was deep

[@emmanuelredd7913]

Just take my like...

[@BeanEater-iq6pj]

“She gave him the divorce papers, but he couldn’t read.”
Got me dying😂

[@CarnivalChimera]

i think about "she was a peanut, but he was allergic to peanuts" so often and i sometimes say it with my friends and they go "what the fuck"

[@icu3869]

Wtf

[@k4rcus]

She was a poem
And he was Jared, 19

[@lpsquestie3495]

For she was a poem
But he could read
For he was Jared
And he was 19

[@starrymilkk]

@@lpsquestie3495 lmao that’s from someone else’s comment

[@lpsquestie3495]

@@starrymilkk Yeah I know. It's cool tho

[@GA_131]

I find it ironic that the guy who made that vine and Joe Keery were in a movie together

[@_lavender_pebbles_]

So sad

[@xXGurgleXx]

she was a bicycle
but he didnt have legs

[@piperusgry4363]

This is the best/most random one yet

[@sawyerphillips370]

Piperus Gry ops so random OWO

[@marklll4426]

But he was pewdiepie

[@emma-cb6wh]

-Rupi Kaur

[@rahm7729]

I- 😂

[@monoduck]

As kids, we think of batman as a hero.
as adults, we realize that lego batman is the best movie he appeared in.

[@Ghosty_starzz]

Read that again

[@monoduck]

Its true. 100%

[@saintnicholas2882]

I been saying this. Lego batman is top tier

[@verytrulygreg]

I LOVE lego batman.

[@CJSports307]

Will Arnett is the best movie Batman by so far that it’s not even funny

[@king-hp1xh]

6:31 this guy saying "when i woke up your so fucking dead" is so funny to me. Props to the guy the did the voice

[@dorinaaggelh8626]

''She gave him the divorce papers''
''But he made a Tik Tok''

[@litoral.]

Okay, this is the best one

[@payaldhauria5483]

She tokthkids

[@nicolewalker3543]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT HE WOULD SAY

[@rem3e]

@@payaldhauria5483 tiktokids?

[@payaldhauria5483]

@@rem3e yup

[@vibeswitnya7594]

she was a milk
and he was lack toes in toddler ant 💯💯💯💯

[@gdcomponent4359]

Lack toast in otter ant! 🔥🔥🔥

[@Mecal21]

Deep ✊

[@moved.6963]

Lac tos in toll rant

[@lauriex8832]

We live in a sauce eye yet tea

[@therook3008]

We live in sauce

[@dawnofchickens047]

I physically choked when the voice actor started reading the quotes

[@the_woild_is_ya_erster]

Truly a modern masterpiece

[@blackienight9693]

“she was ____, but he was ___” is actually the best meme template

[@aizawastrashwaifu3935]

*He thought she was bae*
*But she was just fam😔🤟*

[@runawaygemm5397]

He thought he was JOKEing but she was mrs JOKE

[@Robbie-ve9wp]

Lol

[@olliemeadwell1442]

The hands the wrong way around

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

Bro!

[@chr_stian]

sweet home alabama

[@nv6288]

She was a subscriber, but he didn’t give her an extra greeting

[@blueghost4769]

Now THAT'S deep!

[@rianashahid6075]

Too soon 😞

[@spencerallegra]

Damn! You gotta post a warning before shit like this!

[@nv6288]

Spencer Allegra sorry 😔

[@alwaysgonnaletyoudown]

😔😔😔😔 damn thats so deep im sad

[@anniegarnett]

Noah Centineo sitting at home filling out Mad Libs, like “hey that could make a great caption on the socials.”

[@icu3869]

13:36

[@iananderson4754]

She was obtuse
But he was acute
She was music
But he had no headphones
She was a mummy
But he wasn't an archaeologist
She was a fan base
But he was the film's executive producer
She was not up to code
He was a health inspector
She was a abstract film
But he is 3

[@kirbyjohnarroyo3103]

she was a meme, but he's an ifunny watermark

[@k5__beatz754]

D E E P

[@farateq]

# deep

[@saraelnaggar739]

Kirby John Arroyo #deepcontent 💔🖤

[@greenteadude8958]

*I SPOT AN IFUNNY WATERMARK.*

[@strwjun__]

deep 💔💔

[@Annie-ui6wq]

he was the mayor of Kurtistown... but she didn’t live there

[@carolinedold6266]

420th like

[@hannahhkimm]

THIS

[@dizzy916]

omg so sad : ( this is my entire life!

[@hobistinyheartbag]

Oof I felt that

[@rmrmrm258]

Dude..that hit me hard

[@Sillylilguy73]

“She was a dog
But he couldn’t dog 💔”

[@kaileybroecher48]

The submarine joke works once again

[@stelavirmond3329]

she was milk and honey
but he was lactose intollerant
and a vegan

[@dead_ht_4723]

That's was so deep i couldn't read

[@lizzy5947]

Omg I’m literally crying and shaking rn 😭😰

[@pretty948]

ThaTS nOt VeGaN

[@ericschnautz6603]

She was a poem
But he was a white supremacist

[@Tw0Dots]

Damn...😢

[@yata3826]

She was an extra greeting
but he wasn't subscribed

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

underrated

[@jules169]

Yata underrated comment

[@gillianisntcool]

This is so deep.

[@manjularamadagi4456]

😂😂😂😂

[@anoone6474]

Bruuu

[@cagedcorvid]

7:49 can confirm, i just turned 13 and the second the clock struck 12 on my birthday the only emotion i've felt was debilitating and uncontrollable sadness. thanks curd!

[@sholem_bond]

Love some good lemon kurt

[@cagedcorvid]

@@sholem_bond kurtled milk

[@jimmymushrooms420]

How does it feel to be 14 now

[@cagedcorvid]

@@jimmymushrooms420 it is not better

[@camillacameron6604]

The voice actor was probably hella confused when you sent him inspirational quotes to voice 💀💀💀

[@ranyaray7986]

Look hes so proud of himself for remembering our extra greeting this time

[@FaissalsAnimation]

I was going to cancel him again

[@frannabanana4618]

King

[@naomi8420]

Faissal's Animation ik he’s so cute

[@ren-ob7tr]

HE DOES HAHHAAHA

[@salma-wy6iy]

that's his duty as the mayor of Kurtis Town that's what is expected from him stop praising Kurtis for giving us OUR extra greeting

[@cherrytoli]

“he was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, but she couldn’t see”

[@lea5191]

best one yet

[@angxldust3328]

I CAN'T

[@lauriannahb.2723]

But she was jared 19

[@cherrytoli]

Lauriannah B. and she never fuckin learned how to read 😔

[@stevengabby6106]

So deep in my ass

[@p0pr0x68]

We should all recognize Kurt Conner for keeping up with the channel after Kurtis's untimely death in 2020. We thank you for all your hard work.

[@BricksterT]

U troll lol

[@JoeMama-rd1gu]

NO NOT THE SUBMARINE 😭

[@tillygrant8564]

she was chicken nuggets, but he only had 69 cents :(

[@JustNuggie]

Hell even if he was a trillionare I'd decline! How dare he try to buy me

[@tillygrant8564]

@@JustNuggie LMAOO

[@yutas8509]

😂😂😂

[@gwengrasso1887]

Alright everyone, we can close the Internet now; we’ve peaked here.

[@serena7754]

@@JustNuggie damn, can't like. has 69 likes and i still can't afford to like

[@urmamajoe]

she was the extra greeting... and he was the “i found the best actor on tik tok” video

[@superevithii9455]

#kurtisconneriscancelledparty

[@freyajones2166]

lmaooo

[@miche007]

what more can i say

[@rosiehill1274]

She was buying celery I was buying rosé

[@urmamajoe]

Rosie Hill now this... this is definitely in the deep end

[@VillainKinnie]

i used to send that “she was a poem, but he couldnt read” steve harrington picture to my friends all the time, and i know in my heart they hated me for it. thats fucking hilarious

[@NiniZim]

"She was an extra greeting...
But he wasn't subscribed."

[@devilledeggmuncher]

She was a "folks".. he was a clap

[@bibibirdie]

Someone already made this joke

[@LittleSprout73]

"she was a poem.... But his name is Jared, he's 19"

[@kulzzrelxerd8074]

He doesn't know how to *F U C C I N G* read

[@daeguboy8136]

@@juliettemercado9918 its a vine

[@hayato6140]

@@juliettemercado9918 jesus christ

[@emilydiez5297]

i swear to god this was the first thing i thought of.

[@shann_2479]

Juliette Mercado
ew tik tok? ur either too young or ur an uncultured swine >:(

[@Abby-yy7em]

“80% of boys have girlfriend, 20% have brain” just say you’re lonely and go

[@FissionCube]

@Kaya Lambertus i suppose that would fall under having a brain. the straights played themselves.

[@ilyaaaaaaaaaaaas]

@@FissionCube Careful, you might upset a het

[@AllieInWonderland]

Love your profile picture!

[@alexg4239]

At least he have brain

[@sholem_bond]

The first version of that meme I ever saw read, "...other 30% are having a brain" (the %s/math in it was also wrong) and I've just loved that phrase ever since.
"What's wrong?"
"Oh nothing, I'm just having a brain today" 😕

[@ylva4313]

7:52 as a twelve year old i can confirm i have never been sad in my entire live

[@gasterthemaster6490]

@@ylva4313 holy crap

[@whatthefuckisthis..]

NEVER??

[@ylva4313]

@@whatthefuckisthis.. its a joke

[@valeevee]

I’ll come back next year to offer my condolences 😔

[@ylva4313]

​@@valeevee Yes thank you i can now confirm that the minute i turned 13 i instantly got depression ☹

[@cephynight]

10:34 i just laughed at this for like a minute straight and now my back aches so thanks kurtis!! 😇

[@jayjohnscreations]

*“She was a poem,*
*but his name was Jared.”*

[@somenanka6092]

Jared 19

[@nanami7679]

U stole the other comment 😾

[@jayjohnscreations]

idiot sienna hi hi lol me No. I did see it after though, and there’s was funnier as well

[@shariyaknight26]

it’s hard to think that somewhere far in the future no one will understand this 😔

[@nostressnofear5522]

hi im jared, 19 and i never learned how to read

[@delsinrowe2014]

I like how 99% of those Joker quotes were clearly written by incels

[@oppaloopa3698]

So frustrating god I hate those weirdos

[@lillypharaoh5945]

They're like radical feminists both so annoying

[@Alex-kj9vg]

Lilly Jane don’t compare feminists to incels.

[@lillypharaoh5945]

@@Alex-kj9vg oh really cause they don't behave exactly the same

[@Alex-kj9vg]

Lilly Jane Ok lilly did he pick you yet?

[@Poisonspidermanfr]

I wonder what those Joker videos would be if they used actual quotes from the Joker

[@thefedest]

6:30 I'M FUCKING WHEEZING

[@izfrye27]

“She was a poem. But he couldn’t read. His name is Jared. And he’s nineteen.”

[@strawberrydinner9032]

😂

[@leonormarques3382]

And he never learned how to fucking read

[@stace6971]

And he never learned how to fucking read. :/

[@phoenixchase9271]

And she’s 6 years old

[@fatixa6792]

When his parents built a very strange machine

[@aliyasexception]

“She was Neil Breen.......but he was a laptop.”

[@anneliesecolvin3947]

Omg haha

[@jav4346]

😂😂😂😂

[@chaitalimishra5095]

im laughing so hard this is the funniest thing I've read today

[@ari-cs3ih]

best one yet 💀😂

[@piersnivans5983]

lol love this!

[@eyebrowjellybean8319]

That submarine comment didn't age well lol

[@bekahmiller9142]

NAH HES BRINGING UP THE SUBMARINE LMFAO

[@kiwilynn43]

“She was a peanut . . . But he was allergic to peanuts” made me laugh way harder than it should have

[@adrianaheiler9794]

For me it was 'she was a poem...but he was a dumbass!' 😂😂😂But that whole sequence was comedy gold! So we have to give OP credit for posting it after all...I guess 😉

[@ChloeRaeRichmond]

So, no one has seen Stranger Things? :(

[@watakashe6072]

•『 Local Trashmouth 』•
We have but the picture is still stupid lmfao

[@sauceamericano4279]

Thank for spolering vido

[@katsisvi8097]

SauceAmericano why did you click on the the comments, clearly they would spoler the vido

[@PuppetOnions]

_”She was a_ *poem*
_But he couldn’t_ *read”*
Cause he’s Jared, 19-

[@fleaflicks]

Joline Taylor and he’s stuck in quarentine 😎

[@milk_1312]

And he never learned how to fucking read

[@bonsaigecko9153]

Riley Podschweit when his parents built a strange machine

[@proserpinabringerofdeath5935]

Bonsai Gecko watch that scene dig in dancing queen

[@elsasanchis8697]

@@proserpinabringerofdeath5935 ayy macarena

[@KyleCanSuckMyBalls]

This video deeper than that submersible fr
My brain is imploding from the deepness

[@maripaws]

man that submarine joke lmao

[@tarapawils6876]

she was an extra greeting, but he wasn't subscribed :'(

[@jadescalet1639]

That's the best one !

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

You win the award for “Most Kurtis.”

[@delenaisrealbithes]

The only one that actually works

[@jessicapresley4514]

Gold

[@tarapawils6876]

@@he.said.teenjiejer I've dedicated 23 years to attaining this prestigious award xx

[@corinneamani8823]

The joker quotes are like the incel version of a minion meme

[@theunknown760]

Lmao

[@abigaild9863]

This is so viscerally accurate?

[@abbymc5367]

YES I got those vibes immediately with the whole "i hate women" bits

[@BlakeGeometrio]

Lmao accurate.

[@sydneybrooks6038]

You are so spot on lmao 😂

[@tj2036]

Watching the submarine intro the day the OceanGate pod got discovered as a crumpled tin can:

[@jordanhuey5845]

That James Cameron joke hits a bit different now lol.

[@guusjesuper3371]

"She trusted him,
but he was making it stinky"

[@mrfrogkingg]

Wot

[@AishA-vg9ut]

LMAOOO9

[@AishA-vg9ut]

@@mrfrogkingg from a different kurtis video

[@mrfrogkingg]

@@AishA-vg9ut oh, thanks

[@char9458]

fish

[@Sorcerons]

Kurtis' intro to this video aged like the titanic

[@Curt_from_3rd_impact]

+1000 aura for the second meme

[@CORPSEFIEND]

she was a scream
but his head was under water

[@wishtopublish]

She was really into horoscopes
But he was a Homestuck

[@thegenderman8582]

“She was a
But his”

[@ahucian5663]

hello eridaaaan

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

He drowned 😩😩😩

[@user-mfrwha]

AAAAAA

[@ciarathia1550]

she was an extra greeting
but he wasn’t subscribed

[@erikafavela4037]

LMAO

[@nothx2985]

ajshshah

[@soulsearcher7077]

🥺

[@JasmineP-qk6ob]

Hit too hard 😔

[@rei9202]

you say that but....the extra greeting isn't guaranteed even if you are subscribed

[@ghumashenaa4414]

joker quotes r the dark equivalent to minion memes

[@souphieouphie]

she was an extra greeting, but he was “I Found the Best Actor on TikTok”

[@naomimiller5636]

That one hurt man too soon

[@ari-cs3ih]

this is too deep man

[@mypinkexo]

So deep😩😫😫😞😫😫😓😢😓❤️😔💔😓😫😩😫😂😶😶😂😓😂

[@busra2453]

Okay.Whatever too soon 💔

[@edabakb]

Too soon man...too soon 😭

[@casper2166]

she was a lesbian,
but he thought she was american :(

[@flower1316]

DAMN IT! YOU BEAT ME TO IT!🤣

[@Olive-ey1cc]

LMAO

[@sierrahale804]

what

[@DownHillgamer]

Lmfaooo

[@danpan5105]

@@sierrahale804 it is a meme, look up “i thought you were american”

[@ushelushel1]

Holy shit Kurtis had no business throwing it back like that god damn

[@may-mayhatter7223]

12:10 me when I'm high but writing a paper due the next morning

[@elliewilcox8086]

imagine finishing a book and the last line is “read that again”

[@lindaiglesias2176]

No fckn way-

[@hisokasstartattoo7455]

that's actually kinda cool? 😭😭

[@ericahume183]

And it was like the length of a hairy potter book

[@ericahume183]

Harry*

[@hisokasstartattoo7455]

@@zoegiligan8290 ur 19 and ur name is Jared huh?

[@heskan]

"He was a man.
But she was a woman."
-me, a becoming poet

[@sshy_indigoo]

😔😞😭 my gosh bro that's just...
D
E
E
P

[@soulangela7154]

I can't read :(

[@face4666]

"and he was gay...
like yo momma."

[@invisibleghost3820]

Can I make it any more obvious?

[@jigyasadass9254]

@@face4666 lmfaoo

[@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao]

seeing "she loved assholes" in arial written on top of an image of the joker just about sent me into cardiac arrest

[@jaydenknight5553]

8:31 the funniest thing to me about this is that when lockdown happened I had never seen so many people outside walking or riding bikes at the same time in my life

[@zweefteef]

She was a poem, but he was Jared 19 and never learned how to read.

[@hisokahoee7109]

LMAOOO

[@jiya1341]

💔 💔 💔

[@danielhelf1993]

This comment is underrated
Rip vine

[@rutho.6282]

Master piece

[@thatonecryingman6254]

the saddest love story ever

[@srryily155]

she was the society, but he was the joker

[@subhanjalibasu4834]

The other way round works too. 😂

[@ZoyaYeah]

But we live in a society

[@user-zd6lc5fz2n]

I'm da Joker baby

[@anastasinscreed]

@@ZoyaYeah the society doesn't accept him or whatever

[@sadhiar4267]

Hahaha I love this

[@rainbowwigglecactus6605]

In the thumbnail "but he couldn't read" got me DYING knowing Steve

[@katerinefildanova8465]

Watching this in 2023 and hearing Kurtis mention the submarine was not something that i anticipated when i woke up today

[@rcouch5670]

kurtis dresses like he’s a 60 year old on a cruise . I love it

[@rcouch5670]

MB exactly. You get it

[@chiliaukdal7457]

he dresses like a lesbian and I hope to one day dress as good as him

[@thepineappleman4442]

Wait isn't he a 60 year old on a cruise

[@CrazyPurpleSnowman]

That's his twin brother Kurt, not Kurtis

[@rcouch5670]

Chameleon Tea same

[@littleb2803]

Shout out to that voice actor who must have been hella confused when Kurtis gave him his script

[@Tsukkinara]

I could only picture this dude laughing to himself 30 times before getting a good take

[@birchiebaby]

i would LOVE to listen to the outtakes and in-between-takes full of laughter and bewilderment

[@xxxGriffling1Dxxx]

I saw this comment at the beginning of the video and I was like uh wtf but ah yeah I definitely agree...

[@mkaythenofficial]

One dancing joker given

[@gremlinwc8996]

Or he is the type of person that sees weird stuff like that and is completely fine with it cuz its funny

[@muikku69]

I remember watching this video two years ago when I had no idea what stranger things was and seeing that Steve and Nancy thing. Now I’m a hardcore fan:) 3.08

[@antiant69]

saaame omh

[@BirchMonkey857]

To echo a version of it I saw:
She was a poem
But he couldn't read
His name is Jared, he's 19

[@ChristopherColumbusesFeet]

He never got to read #23 for the class 😔

[@zoecollins4532]

she was a poem, but he couldn’t read. his name was jared, and he’s 19.

[@lenlenlen6152]

And he never fuckin' learned how to read

[@sweetumami1338]

when his parents built a very strange machine

[@benzfm2866]

Vine reference!

[@lordoverkill0535]

😂😂😂😂

[@antoniaainotna3542]

What does this say,, cant read

[@penelopeclaire539]

She was a pandemic. He was a government characterized by incompetence and poor infrastructure.

[@t.fairuz29]

Now that's a long term relationship

[@jenniekim-5155]

corona to the us 😔✊

[@PT-on-YT]

Awwww cmon, now people are gonna turn this comment into a battleground

[@penelopeclaire539]

@@PT-on-YT I know. I've created a monster.

[@BichaelStevens]

@@penelopeclaire539 You lost social credit score.

[@anonymanonymus4706]

About turtles, their shells are connected to their spine directly, their shell is technically a bone in their body

[@_starr_]

She was meat
but he was the vegan teacher

[@Olive-ey1cc]

LMAO

[@spherical3368]

she was a minority
but he was the vegan teacher
same meaning ess

[@floooooooo9]

childe? 😨

[@glitchymanjay]

I can allreaddy hear her breaking down doors with the might of Zeus, getting ready to smite down the none religious whilst stuffing her dog with tofu and yelling at wild animals for eating the forbidden substance, that is meat!

[@avahopeb2008]

I would like the comment because it’s hilarious but it’s at 666 likes…

[@Jaaae00]

She was a Christian, but he was a Mr. Struggle 😖

[@withlovef0ryou]

UNDERRATED COMMENT-

[@hannabe4506]

Why do I feel like we all watch the same videos while quarantined

[@MM-wp8xu]

What is this, a crossover episode?

[@asumi7984]

CODY KO

[@grossoutgal4863]

Maybe she wasn't wearing makeup in a God honoring way

[@gamkt524]

She was a modern woman
But he was her skeleton

[@bibibirdie]

“When u turned 13 u learned a new emotion, sadness”
My friend’s dad: un-dies

[@orangeoranges6727]

she was a duck
he : "look at all those chickens" 😔

[@krantik.powa1]

😔✊

[@wanderer7973]

this is deeper than Mariana trench 😔

[@whalienreader1261]

he was a piglet
and she : "is that a chicken" 😔

[@Mecal21]

Deep

[@emsrosalyn6706]

Dead

[@sallynewman7320]

12 year old finding out their whole family was killed in a freak accident: Boy am I glad I’m not 13 yet or this would be a real bummer.

[@HollywoodWhore17]

😂😭

[@Ava-lz5nr]

girl I- are you okay???

[@kyransawhill6650]

Batman's only pretending to be sad over his parents' deaths.

[@kpopanalysis2833]

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@huskylover8167]

Kyran Sawhill
Facts

[@osc3892]

NGL the creeper one was straight fire

[@ambiguousCrusteacean]

5:50 137 Joker Quotes To Help You Smile At Hope, In The Name Of Despair

[@iHeartRainbows14]

“She was a rainbow
But he was colorblind”

[@mrfrogkingg]

Oh god I never thought abt that. Thats way too deep.

[@gremlinwc8996]

She was a rainbow but he couldnt read

[@codeinexrist]

georgenotfound be like

[@beatricefox937]

And she was gay

[@Everettalla]

She wasn’t *a* rainbow.
She was rainbow.

[@c3r3alk1lled]

“She was a cook,
but he couldn’t eat.”
😔😔🖤🖤

[@Stressed_skunk]

Damn that’s so deep gonna get this tattoo on my chest 😔✌🏻

[@c3r3alk1lled]

@@Stressed_skunk thanks 😩😩😩

[@teddyteddy9288]

Damn.. 😔✌️ I read that wrong.

[@helenconnolly4650]

She was bread
But he was celiac

[@demetrian7856]

@@c3r3alk1lled She was Misa
But he was Light