For me it was 'she was a poem...but he was a dumbass!' 😂😂😂But that whole sequence was comedy gold! So we have to give OP credit for posting it after all...I guess 😉
As funny as AI voices can be, there's this magical feeling of knowing that a real person had to sit down, read, and record these awful joker quotes that just cannot be replicated.
7:49 can confirm, i just turned 13 and the second the clock struck 12 on my birthday the only emotion i've felt was debilitating and uncontrollable sadness. thanks curd!
she was a poem but he couldnt read his name was jared, he was 19 when his parents built a very strange machine watch that scene dig in the dancing queen
She was obtuse But he was acute She was music But he had no headphones She was a mummy But he wasn't an archaeologist She was a fan base But he was the film's executive producer She was not up to code He was a health inspector She was a abstract film But he is 3
As a 13 year old, I can confirm that I have never been sad up until recently. Actually, once you turn 13 you experience a medical condition called “ big sad “. Big sad is when you remember everything in you last that would have made you sad. This makes you big sad. Some people like to together sad.
i used to send that “she was a poem, but he couldnt read” steve harrington picture to my friends all the time, and i know in my heart they hated me for it. thats fucking hilarious
The first version of that meme I ever saw read, "...other 30% are having a brain" (the %s/math in it was also wrong) and I've just loved that phrase ever since. "What's wrong?" "Oh nothing, I'm just having a brain today" 😕
My ex was so into the deep Joker quotes, whenever we would argue he would change his Facebook cover photo to a different Joker quote. Im glad I found someone better, someone that posts Batman quotes.
IIRC both turtle and tortoise shells are a part of their body. So a tortoise walking out of its shell would be as possible as you walking into your rib-cage. And for reference: turtle = flippers Tortoise = little feet The way I remember is: my guess would be that turtles have feet just because that would be convenient for my brain. And I'm always wrong when making 50/50 calls, so if I think that turtles have feet, that means they actually have flippers, which means tortoises are the ones with feet
I immediately lose all trust in a person the minute they call women "females." Edit: This comment gained some traction so I'll give some additional explanation as people still seem to be confused. Calling women "females" isn't necessarily offensive per se, but it's a red flag because many men who don't respect women use the word. It's also detached and clinical, making it strange for everyday conversation. This point also applies to calling men "males," but people use "males" far less frequently. While it technically isn't wrong, calling women "females" is somewhat dehumanizing and less friendly-sounding. Just use "women."
@@jahnaviraman5411 Yeah, reminds me of those people who are like, "I miss when women were feminine and actually ACTED like women, like in the 50's before they were empowered to be individuals"
@@garfieldpeepee it even gives me vibes of those "motivational speakers" who think they're gods gift to women by saying that women shouldn't sexualize themselves, but they actually sound like misogynistic assholes
"read that again" stresses me out because I feel like I must be missing something & that's why I should read it again...but I'm really not. It's just what I read. Nothing more.
hey watch this video again
First reply on a pinned comment? This is pretty deep
wonderful
HAHSHSHA
watch it again 🙃
thanks lydia🧚🏻♀️✨🌸🦋💞🌈
"She was a poem...but he couldn't read."
"She was his passed hamster....but he wasn't 13."
lmao
He was Jared, he was 19
this is too deep
but i cant read
best comment
when his parents built a very strange machine
“She was a peanut . . . But he was allergic to peanuts” made me laugh way harder than it should have
For me it was 'she was a poem...but he was a dumbass!' 😂😂😂But that whole sequence was comedy gold! So we have to give OP credit for posting it after all...I guess 😉
So, no one has seen Stranger Things? :(
•『 Local Trashmouth 』•
We have but the picture is still stupid lmfao
Thank for spolering vido
SauceAmericano why did you click on the the comments, clearly they would spoler the vido
''She gave him the divorce papers''
''But he made a Tik Tok''
Okay, this is the best one
She tokthkids
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT HE WOULD SAY
@@payaldhauria5483 tiktokids?
@@rem3e yup
As funny as AI voices can be, there's this magical feeling of knowing that a real person had to sit down, read, and record these awful joker quotes that just cannot be replicated.
I am really surprised he didn't laugh while doing that haha
@@crowdlycrow3632we don't know how many retakes it took :)
Right? Exactly my thoughts!
@@crowdlycrow3632anyone creating that video wouldn’t know what there is to laugh at.
Seriously though and I wonder if that guy laughed or cringed at those awful joker quotes since they're awful....
Look hes so proud of himself for remembering our extra greeting this time
I was going to cancel him again
King
Faissal's Animation ik he’s so cute
HE DOES HAHHAAHA
that's his duty as the mayor of Kurtis Town that's what is expected from him stop praising Kurtis for giving us OUR extra greeting
“he was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, but she couldn’t see”
best one yet
I CAN'T
But she was jared 19
Lauriannah B. and she never fuckin learned how to read 😔
So deep in my ass
she was milk and honey
but he was lactose intollerant
and a vegan
That's was so deep i couldn't read
Omg I’m literally crying and shaking rn 😭😰
ThaTS nOt VeGaN
She was a poem
But he was a white supremacist
Damn...😢
“I use comedy as a defensive mechanism so I don’t have to confront my own issues.” Might be the most relatable thing ever.
That's so deep man
Read that again.
he was the mayor of Kurtistown... but she didn’t live there
420th like
THIS
omg so sad : ( this is my entire life!
Oof I felt that
Dude..that hit me hard
she was a flower, but he had seasonal allergies.
headkicks (i love your pfp, ok im out)
she was a sock, but his legs were amputated.
😔
That’s deep lowkey
he's gay?
“you get an extra greeting on every single video” EXCEPT ONE
#kurtisiscancelled
we found the best actor on tiktok, but at what cost...
#kurtisiscancelled
#kurtisiscancelled
#Kurtisiscanceled
I like that canonically, Kurt has been filling in for Kurtis for 2 years past his death
The kurtisverse
WAIT , WHAT -?
I NEED THE CONTEXT , PLEASE -!
@Ded_Girl- Did you not see the video? Kurtis died during it and Kurt takes over
@@blokvader8283 OH -! I- I Guess I Didn't Finish It -..
@@_F_Me_ I'll take "That's what she said" for 500, Alex..
she was the extra greeting... and he was the “i found the best actor on tik tok” video
#kurtisconneriscancelledparty
lmaooo
what more can i say
She was buying celery I was buying rosé
Rosie Hill now this... this is definitely in the deep end
Shout out to that voice actor who must have been hella confused when Kurtis gave him his script
I could only picture this dude laughing to himself 30 times before getting a good take
i would LOVE to listen to the outtakes and in-between-takes full of laughter and bewilderment
I saw this comment at the beginning of the video and I was like uh wtf but ah yeah I definitely agree...
One dancing joker given
Or he is the type of person that sees weird stuff like that and is completely fine with it cuz its funny
“She was Neil Breen.......but he was a laptop.”
Omg haha
😂😂😂😂
im laughing so hard this is the funniest thing I've read today
best one yet 💀😂
lol love this!
both my parents died when i was 5. luckily, i wasn't 13 yet.
Sorry to hear that about your parents. Is everything ok?
@@firefly5934 eh not really but i'm coping
Bro twinsies both of my bio parents died when I was 6
I’m very sorry for your loss though
aw i’m sorry for your loss hope you’re holding up okay
@@entrapta.exe_That’s good
She was a water tribe princess
He was a water tribe boy
She became the moon
That’s rough, buddy
STOPPP
This is the best comment
ISKSJAJAHAJAHXZKZ
Poor Sokka
ouch.
imagine being a voice actor who does exclusively heath ledger impressions and you get your first customer asking you to read fake deep quotes
@@procrastinatingcartoonstm5130 ok?
DREAM JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Easy paycheck
I hope they dont do that exclusively because it was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
I imagine the dude who did the voice had to really control his laughter, because who the hell can say the quotes with a straight face in joker's voice
she was an extra greeting
but he wasn’t subscribed
LMAO
ajshshah
🥺
Hit too hard 😔
you say that but....the extra greeting isn't guaranteed even if you are subscribed
i think about "she was a peanut, but he was allergic to peanuts" so often and i sometimes say it with my friends and they go "what the fuck"
Wtf
if i had a dime for how many times kurtis said “dude” i’d make more than my essential worker bonuses
U DID NOT-
Facts
For me that would only be 20 dimes
I could get part of the stimulus check I never got 🤷♀️ dependent life
Someone count
the way the voice actor shakily said “BIIITCH?” almost made me burst into tears of laughter thank you sm for this content
6:47
I feel like they were either super embarrassed, almost about to burst into laughter, or both.
Or "it's a girrrrrl." 💀
That was hilarious...🤣
I always like the small smirks he makes whenever he makes a dad joke. My level of comedy.
He’s gonna be a great dad some day! 😂🤷🏻♀️
Aurafice
HAHAHA IKR HE IS SO PRECIOUSSS
Nice!
@@bonesandhearts5683 N N
6:31 this guy saying "when i woke up your so fucking dead" is so funny to me. Props to the guy the did the voice
She was a genius who made incredible inventions that could potentially change the tri-state area
But he was a platypus wearing a fedora
This is my favourite one
There’s 104 days of self isolation-
one question. What is the tri-state area?
The profile pic really makes this
the best fuckign comment oh my god
she was an extra greeting, but he was that one time 😔
yo this is smart as hell😭
This is the best one yet
Underrated
that's the deepest one yet bruh 😔
Underrated plsss 😭😭
She was a subscriber, but he didn’t give her an extra greeting
Now THAT'S deep!
Too soon 😞
Damn! You gotta post a warning before shit like this!
Spencer Allegra sorry 😔
😔😔😔😔 damn thats so deep im sad
“She gave him the divorce papers, but he couldn’t read.”
Got me dying😂
_She was a poem._
_He was Jared, 19._
I see you too are a man of culture
sometimes I wish I was Jared
whoa a man of culture 🥴
😭
shit also said this i hadn't seen this 😔
imagine finishing a book and the last line is “read that again”
No fckn way-
that's actually kinda cool? 😭😭
And it was like the length of a hairy potter book
Harry*
@@zoegiligan8290 ur 19 and ur name is Jared huh?
"I told him let's get this bread
but he was gluten free 😔✋🏾"
He had celiacs lmao
you mean gluten intolerant
F
F
is it alright if I make this my Insta bio ?😂
As kids, we think of batman as a hero.
as adults, we realize that lego batman is the best movie he appeared in.
Read that again
Its true. 100%
I been saying this. Lego batman is top tier
I LOVE lego batman.
Will Arnett is the best movie Batman by so far that it’s not even funny
12 year old finding out their whole family was killed in a freak accident: Boy am I glad I’m not 13 yet or this would be a real bummer.
😂😭
girl I- are you okay???
Batman's only pretending to be sad over his parents' deaths.
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kyran Sawhill
Facts
*“She was a poem,*
*but his name was Jared.”*
Jared 19
U stole the other comment 😾
idiot sienna hi hi lol me No. I did see it after though, and there’s was funnier as well
it’s hard to think that somewhere far in the future no one will understand this 😔
hi im jared, 19 and i never learned how to read
“She was a poet, but he was dyslexic”
So this is great XD
Nathan Jones Why did I picture Bella Thorne lmao
And that’s on Bella Thorne
Percy jackson *cough*
Could I make it anymore obvious?
I physically choked when the voice actor started reading the quotes
Truly a modern masterpiece
The joker quotes are like the incel version of a minion meme
Lmao
This is so viscerally accurate?
YES I got those vibes immediately with the whole "i hate women" bits
Lmao accurate.
You are so spot on lmao 😂
Only Steve Harrington is free of the “read that again” death trap
yea him and jared, 19
Him, Jared, and anyone under the age of thirteen
Cody Klews wot dat meen ie can’t reeed Ie ony 12
"you turned 13, you learned sadness"
7yo me at my dad's funeral: *they got us in the first half ngl*
It must have been hard to wait to mourn until you were old enough
Lmaoo me but with my moms funeral 👁👁
I’m sorry that you lost your father. I hope you’re feeling better now.
@@gorillagrip6751 I’m sorry you had to go through that. I hope you’re feeling better now.
@@luuuuux_ aw thank you my love thats very sweet
7:49 can confirm, i just turned 13 and the second the clock struck 12 on my birthday the only emotion i've felt was debilitating and uncontrollable sadness. thanks curd!
Love some good lemon kurt
@@sholem_bond kurtled milk
How does it feel to be 14 now
@@jimmymushrooms420 it is not better
she was an extra greeting, but he was “I Found the Best Actor on TikTok”
That one hurt man too soon
this is too deep man
So deep😩😫😫😞😫😫😓😢😓❤️😔💔😓😫😩😫😂😶😶😂😓😂
Okay.Whatever too soon 💔
Too soon man...too soon 😭
She was a poem
But he couldn't read
For he was Jared
And he was 19
underrated comment :')
Underrated
Beautifully written
damn that was deep
Just take my like...
she was a poem
but he couldnt read
his name was jared, he was 19
when his parents built a very strange machine
watch that scene dig in the dancing queen
Heyyyyyyy macarenaaaaaaa
horrible job everyone!
@@animatedintrovert6256 ayyyee nice job homie haha
Two hops this time!
I’m astonished that this somehow worked
“she was ____, but he was ___” is actually the best meme template
kurtis dresses like he’s a 60 year old on a cruise . I love it
MB exactly. You get it
he dresses like a lesbian and I hope to one day dress as good as him
Wait isn't he a 60 year old on a cruise
That's his twin brother Kurt, not Kurtis
Chameleon Tea same
She was a slice of cheese. But he was lactose intolerant
Rosebud 😞
Damn bro thats deep 😣😖😕
She was a tasty burger. But he was vegan
13 year old girls who listen to Billie Eillish are crying right now
😔
she was a meme, but he's an ifunny watermark
D E E P
# deep
Kirby John Arroyo #deepcontent 💔🖤
*I SPOT AN IFUNNY WATERMARK.*
deep 💔💔
Noah Centineo sitting at home filling out Mad Libs, like “hey that could make a great caption on the socials.”
13:36
"she was a poem.... But his name is Jared, he's 19"
He doesn't know how to *F U C C I N G* read
@@juliettemercado9918 its a vine
@@juliettemercado9918 jesus christ
i swear to god this was the first thing i thought of.
Juliette Mercado
ew tik tok? ur either too young or ur an uncultured swine >:(
she was a scream
but his head was under water
She was really into horoscopes
But he was a Homestuck
“She was a
But his”
hello eridaaaan
He drowned 😩😩😩
AAAAAA
“She was a poem. But he couldn’t read. His name is Jared. And he’s nineteen.”
😂
And he never learned how to fucking read
And he never learned how to fucking read. :/
And she’s 6 years old
When his parents built a very strange machine
She was obtuse
But he was acute
She was music
But he had no headphones
She was a mummy
But he wasn't an archaeologist
She was a fan base
But he was the film's executive producer
She was not up to code
He was a health inspector
She was a abstract film
But he is 3
She was a poem
And he was Jared, 19
For she was a poem
But he could read
For he was Jared
And he was 19
@@lpsquestie3495 lmao that’s from someone else’s comment
@@starrymilkk Yeah I know. It's cool tho
I find it ironic that the guy who made that vine and Joe Keery were in a movie together
So sad
I just turned 13 and I can’t stop crying because my hamster died 6 years ago, I couldn’t be sad then because I wasn’t 13
r/iam13andthisisdeep
New emotion unlocked : SADNESS
I only have a couple more months left to like Billie Eilish!! Sorry billie, only 14 year olds are allowed to like your content :)
Watch some joker quotes on youtube and you'll be fine
Akriti, my desi dude, that was brilliant 😆😆😆😆
Highkey thought the ending of “she gave him the divorce papers” was gonna be “he made a tiktok”
Same 😂
i thought it was ganna be "he signed it" and i was like hell yeah dude
Same lmaoo
Lowkey
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWSOME
We should all recognize Kurt Conner for keeping up with the channel after Kurtis's untimely death in 2020. We thank you for all your hard work.
U troll lol
Okay his puns and jokes are seriously underrated. They are so funny.
Seriously. He makes me laugh so much without even trying. I'm so happy i found him on UA-cam
@Six Over Happy out of a few billion people it isnt much but yea
i died at the peanuts one
Six Over Happy mood
So deep
“She was shallissa,
But he saw Beyoncé”
I don’t take any questions
IF YOU DONT GET THIS UR A SLAVE TO THE MEDIA 👏👏👏👏😤😤👊👊👊👊👊
@@tall_child3214 stan vine lmao
@@tall_child3214 yep that's me. dont get it.
He told her she looked like Beyonce, but she Shallis-saw something else
I feel blessed since I know what this means
Kurtis's commitment to a bit will never cease to AMAZE ME! Hiring a voice actor, just simply amazing!
That’s a $5 dollar bit. It’s cool, but it don’t really show massive amounts of commitment. :P
S A N D W I T C H’ S A R E C O O L
@@wyattkessell still gotta appreciate him for that though!
And when he literally died for a bit 😭
2:45 this one really predicted the future 💀
As a 13 year old, I can confirm that I have never been sad up until recently. Actually, once you turn 13 you experience a medical condition called “ big sad “. Big sad is when you remember everything in you last that would have made you sad. This makes you big sad. Some people like to together sad.
Oh L
I love this comment. Let’s together sad
i am not 13 yet, so i have not been sad ever. except for every time i have been sad.
let's together sad :(
Damn… a Drew Gooden reference
_”She was a_ *poem*
_But he couldn’t_ *read”*
Cause he’s Jared, 19-
Joline Taylor and he’s stuck in quarentine 😎
And he never learned how to fucking read
Riley Podschweit when his parents built a strange machine
Bonsai Gecko watch that scene dig in dancing queen
@@proserpinabringerofdeath5935 ayy macarena
the way the voice actor was saying those quotes with the bad grammar and stuff omfg 😭 💀
It sounded like a shitty soundclous horrorcore rap song lmaoo
LMAO THE WAY HE SAID BITCH KILLED ME LMAOOOO
The submarine joke works once again
“She was the divorce papers... but he couldn’t read” IM DEADDDD
Yeah supa deeeeep
she was the society, but he was the joker
The other way round works too. 😂
But we live in a society
I'm da Joker baby
@@ZoyaYeah the society doesn't accept him or whatever
Hahaha I love this
She was an extra greeting
but he wasn't subscribed
underrated
Yata underrated comment
This is so deep.
😂😂😂😂
Bruuu
i used to send that “she was a poem, but he couldnt read” steve harrington picture to my friends all the time, and i know in my heart they hated me for it. thats fucking hilarious
“She was a rainbow
But he was colorblind”
Oh god I never thought abt that. Thats way too deep.
She was a rainbow but he couldnt read
georgenotfound be like
And she was gay
She wasn’t *a* rainbow.
She was rainbow.
*He thought she was bae*
*But she was just fam😔🤟*
He thought he was JOKEing but she was mrs JOKE
Lol
The hands the wrong way around
Bro!
sweet home alabama
PROPS TO THE JOKER IMPERSONATOR BECAUSE THATS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD
10:34 i just laughed at this for like a minute straight and now my back aches so thanks kurtis!! 😇
“She was buying celery”
“He was buying rosé”
-whole foods
Just speak your truth because words are my love language
Fair enuf
Is this a reference to the thats cringe:you
cody ko vid
@@Vv24708 no, it’s a reference to the Danny Gonzales video on tac products
This brought forth a memory that was buried so deep down in my mind And I’d prefer it if you put it back
imagine that voice actor getting those weird quotes and is just looking at them hella confused
H
E
L
L
A
@@anuwilson9039 i apolgise for sinning i will never say "hella" again
@@ravioli4967 Well... it's ok if you use it .
I just want to ask you one question ....
Are you a life is strange fan ?
Anu Wilson I know you didn’t ask me but man I love that game
@@libin5486 Lol me too. It makes me feel all nostalgic
I can't believe you didn't say "she was a poem, but he was Jared, 19"
Madison Jennings 😭😭😭😭😭
7:52 as a twelve year old i can confirm i have never been sad in my entire live
@@ylva4313 holy crap
NEVER??
I’ll come back next year to offer my condolences 😔
@@valeevee Yes thank you i can now confirm that the minute i turned 13 i instantly got depression ☹
how’s sadness
“She was a cook,
but he couldn’t eat.”
😔😔🖤🖤
Damn that’s so deep gonna get this tattoo on my chest 😔✌🏻
@@Stressed_skunk thanks 😩😩😩
Damn.. 😔✌️ I read that wrong.
She was bread
But he was celiac
@@c3r3alk1lled She was Misa
But he was Light
“80% of boys have girlfriend, 20% have brain” just say you’re lonely and go
@Kaya Lambertus i suppose that would fall under having a brain. the straights played themselves.
@@FissionCube Careful, you might upset a het
Love your profile picture!
At least he have brain
The first version of that meme I ever saw read, "...other 30% are having a brain" (the %s/math in it was also wrong) and I've just loved that phrase ever since.
"What's wrong?"
"Oh nothing, I'm just having a brain today" 😕
"She trusted him,
but he was making it stinky"
Wot
LMAOOO9
@@mrfrogkingg from a different kurtis video
@@АишаЛамис oh, thanks
fish
My ex was so into the deep Joker quotes, whenever we would argue he would change his Facebook cover photo to a different Joker quote. Im glad I found someone better, someone that posts Batman quotes.
The extra greeting hits different when you're actually subscribed
FOR REAL
‘80 percent of men have girlfriends, the others have-‘
Me: ‘boyfriends?’
‘-brain’
Ah yes obviously
*Brian
he's just every guy's boyfriend, they just don't know it yet
literally i thought this
I wish everyone had a bf or gf 😅
@@amneenja5720 dang when can I meet him
@@izzybrown3218 honestly what did we expect
This guy can make sponsorships enjoyable. And I think that’s a talent
Literally the only ads/ sponsorship I don’t fast forward
Danny and drew too I love them
Dude ikr!! Another one who does the same thing is Daniel Thrasher. His sponsorships are some of the best things on UA-cam.
YES
Ryan Georɡe and Jay Foreman also make ɡood ads
The voice actor was probably hella confused when you sent him inspirational quotes to voice 💀💀💀
turtles *cannot* survive without a shell. it holds their internal organs.
It’s a tortoise
IIRC both turtle and tortoise shells are a part of their body. So a tortoise walking out of its shell would be as possible as you walking into your rib-cage.
And for reference:
turtle = flippers
Tortoise = little feet
The way I remember is: my guess would be that turtles have feet just because that would be convenient for my brain. And I'm always wrong when making 50/50 calls, so if I think that turtles have feet, that means they actually have flippers, which means tortoises are the ones with feet
@@swine13 yes. also turtles have flatter shells so they can glide through the water faster, compared to tortoises that have taller shells👌
@@fearnetowson6090 nonetheless, mate.
Bruh me just trying to saying it’s a tortoise getting attacked 😂
Kurtis looks like a cool mushroom.
r/rareinsults but its rare compliments
yes
a mushroom on mushrooms
Well, he is a really fungi
he’s like a cool dad as a mushroom but he’s not a dad or a mushroom
"Poopoo in toilet bowl, nobody care. Poopoo in sphagetti, everyone upsetti." Jester.
I guess I've smoked to much to not laugh about this
so deep 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
7:49 as a 10 year old, i can confirm I have never felt any form of sadness in my life, i was fake crying when I came out of the womb
As a modern female, I can confirm that we crawl out of our skeletons on the daily
Well im a girl butI’m not a modern one , so I can’t say ( I’m from 77ad Pompeii was harsh )
JOKING
hey, i think you dropped your security things
I can also confirm, but every time I crawl out, I always forget my security things 🙄
Yes, I can confirm this too.
Kurtis: "you get an extra greeting at the beginning of every single one of my videos"
Me: "...except one."
We wont ever forget
we ain’t forget 😪🤚
never forget 😔👊
Yep 😔
we will not forgive and we will not forget 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢👊👊👊👊🔥🔥😭😭😭
I immediately lose all trust in a person the minute they call women "females."
Edit: This comment gained some traction so I'll give some additional explanation as people still seem to be confused. Calling women "females" isn't necessarily offensive per se, but it's a red flag because many men who don't respect women use the word. It's also detached and clinical, making it strange for everyday conversation. This point also applies to calling men "males," but people use "males" far less frequently. While it technically isn't wrong, calling women "females" is somewhat dehumanizing and less friendly-sounding. Just use "women."
the "modern" part somehow managed to make it even worse
@@jahnaviraman5411 Yeah, reminds me of those people who are like, "I miss when women were feminine and actually ACTED like women, like in the 50's before they were empowered to be individuals"
@@garfieldpeepee that's literally exactly what i was thinking lmao
@@garfieldpeepee it even gives me vibes of those "motivational speakers" who think they're gods gift to women by saying that women shouldn't sexualize themselves, but they actually sound like misogynistic assholes
@@jahnaviraman5411 THIS. Yes.
“She was a dog
But he couldn’t dog 💔”
the real hero of this whole situation is the aspiring fiverr joker voice actor
YES
YES AHAHSHSG
Props to the fiver guy who did the Joker voice without breaking down and laughing
I like to imagine there were many, many previous takes.
I hope he spend his money wisely.. Like getting a better mic..
He sounded close to tears 💀💀
"He was a man.
But she was a woman."
-me, a becoming poet
😔😞😭 my gosh bro that's just...
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I can't read :(
"and he was gay...
like yo momma."
Can I make it any more obvious?
@@face4666 lmfaoo
This is what Kurtis looked like at the beginning of quarantine?? Wild what 4 years can do to a man, his mullet, and his mustache
she was a sensible speech, but he was:
it matters not
what you’ve done
but what you do with what you’ve done
for others
WUDHWEFDJWOEIFJEROII I LOST IT
are you ready to open up an antique shop with that homeless man yet?
"read that again" stresses me out because I feel like I must be missing something & that's why I should read it again...but I'm really not. It's just what I read. Nothing more.
same
I half expected you to write "read it again" at the end.
Read it again.
@@Danny_Az I should have!!
she was an extra greeting, but he wasn't subscribed :'(
That's the best one !
You win the award for “Most Kurtis.”
The only one that actually works
Gold
@@he.said.teenjiejer I've dedicated 23 years to attaining this prestigious award xx