Cringey Imagines 2

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  • @theo8675
    @theo8675 5 років тому +11756

    "are you ready for first night?!"
    I've....I've had nights before

    • @mea5989
      @mea5989 5 років тому +369

      This made me audibly laugh

    • @SophieJackson1993
      @SophieJackson1993 5 років тому +18

      m b Same.

    • @afnansaputrihilal5055
      @afnansaputrihilal5055 5 років тому +245

      I think someone who wrote it just translate non-english term to english. For example, there's a term in bahasa " Malam Pertama ". Most of indonesian, they're tryna stay away from premarital sex so when they're married there will be a " Malam Pertama " which means, the first time for them doing-- you know, sex. And they usually do that at the first night of their wedding day. So if you translate " Malam Pertama " to english, it'll be " First Night " :)

    • @meganhind1010
      @meganhind1010 5 років тому +13

      thalita paula *gasp*

    • @ixichil
      @ixichil 5 років тому +28

      ash luna i think ive heard my parents say that before-

  • @hannahlalala2756
    @hannahlalala2756 5 років тому +12629

    “I’m so glad my legs aren’t on camera right now”
    *immediately shows legs*

    • @hannahlovestheoffice6595
      @hannahlovestheoffice6595 5 років тому +39

      Hannah Lalala we have the same name

    • @wasgeorgewashington
      @wasgeorgewashington 5 років тому +38

      Hannah Loves The Office I love the office too

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 5 років тому +51

      Oh hey, I’m here to ruin the chain of Hannahs

    • @hanaboskova
      @hanaboskova 5 років тому +8

      @@hannahlovestheoffice6595 do you know... its a palindrome? who can say that? maybe bob and otto.

    • @hanaboskova
      @hanaboskova 5 років тому +2

      @Hanna Curlee hanna ftw :) Hannas are good persons :D

  • @Filthynoko
    @Filthynoko 4 роки тому +14239

    “Babe look she has your eyes”
    “Give them back now”

  • @consentclub8431
    @consentclub8431 3 роки тому +1943

    12 year-old fangirls had no right being this funny 😭😭
    I remember finding these in 2012 and totally losing my shit

  • @gayforkatekane2.0
    @gayforkatekane2.0 5 років тому +4117

    Kurtis: "wow i'm glad no one can see my outfit"
    Also Kurtis: **shows outfit**

  • @mozzarellacheese4233
    @mozzarellacheese4233 5 років тому +6297

    Liam: I’m a superhero, guess my name
    Girl: Ironman? Spider-Man?
    Liam: *smile fades into skin *
    Slender man

  • @hudsonreynolds4349
    @hudsonreynolds4349 5 років тому +2856

    "If there's Sub-will, there's a Sub-way" that needs to become a slogan lol

    • @No-ci7he
      @No-ci7he 5 років тому +74

      Idk man, ''Eat ass'' seems like a difficult one to beat if we're talking slogan possibilities...

    • @annahamvas6466
      @annahamvas6466 5 років тому +29

      Let's not forget, " If your gonna post 'em, we're allowed to roast 'em".

    • @alexandradunspaugh162
      @alexandradunspaugh162 5 років тому +4

      That's it. I will say this forever now. No context needed.

    • @jrmcgrifster1606
      @jrmcgrifster1606 5 років тому +2

      Or a poster

    • @ysabelgarza1680
      @ysabelgarza1680 4 роки тому +2

      Hudson Reynolds CEO of Sub-will Sub-way

  • @led_draws91
    @led_draws91 2 роки тому +1338

    5:24 is it just me or is Ed Sherman’s face slowly appearing on screen the funniest shit ever

  • @ryanhoughton8677
    @ryanhoughton8677 4 роки тому +7897

    I feel like a lot of these are by people writing as fast as they can before their parents see what they're doing

    • @luthermorrisjr1657
      @luthermorrisjr1657 4 роки тому +376

      “Ok, almost done.
      Honey what are you doing?
      Nothing mom!”

    • @stormyrosebud2878
      @stormyrosebud2878 4 роки тому +128

      The more imagines he reads, the more and more this seems to ring true! 😂😂

    • @aizsniperi
      @aizsniperi 4 роки тому +17

      Omg YEs

    • @beepboop7090
      @beepboop7090 4 роки тому +35

      A lot of people are none native english speaker too.

    • @suditii
      @suditii 4 роки тому +70

      Radiates same energy as people quickly closing wattpad when parents walk in you reading smut

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie 5 років тому +1855

    That slow reveal of Ed Sheeran's odd facial expression covered in a wall of text is hilarious.

    • @munchii935
      @munchii935 4 роки тому +11

      Shoelace Kink it scared me at first

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 4 роки тому +5

      I almost choked on my cheeto 😂

    • @elifozturk1047
      @elifozturk1047 4 роки тому +1

      @Tiegan L those standing shower poops do be hittin different tho 👀

  • @camii_kceres
    @camii_kceres 4 роки тому +6057

    The funniest about the "yourman" imagine is that 1D actually has a song that says "I can't be no superman but for you I'll be superhuman"

    • @TheNoobler
      @TheNoobler 4 роки тому +198

      I wanna save your heart from these terrifying imagines... toniiight.
      They'll only break you, leave you torn apart... OH.

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 роки тому +65

      why did my brain instantly go to reganomics by lemon demon 🕳_🕳

    • @kayleymps
      @kayleymps 3 роки тому +72

      "you should open your eyes but they stay closed"
      yes. they are staying closed, i'm not reading these lmaoo

    • @spiltmilk0204
      @spiltmilk0204 3 роки тому +25

      @@themyofmy _are you unhappy girl with this confusing world where everything you earn is getting left to burn if it were up to me then living would be free and i can give you that and i can give you that_

    • @RF666
      @RF666 3 роки тому +25

      BRUH NOT ME JUST FINDING OUT THAT 1D MEANS ONE DIRECTION

  • @heckoffmate1392
    @heckoffmate1392 3 роки тому +352

    I love this one satirical imagine account, and I'll never forget one of the imagines was "POV you fall and break your neck and (Character) tries to hold back his laughter"

    • @catz_circus
      @catz_circus 2 роки тому +45

      I remember I saw a Wilbur soot imagine on Pinterest and it said something along the lines of “imagine Wilbur soot gave you guitar lessons and you pretend to not understand it to spend more time with him and he breaks the guitar on your head and kills you” and I remember laughing at the sheer absurdity of it

    • @louisverysilly
      @louisverysilly 6 місяців тому +11

      ​@@catz_circusI SAW A SIMILIAR ONE BEFORE THE CRIME
      "Imagine Wilbur is learning you how to play the guitar, you fail and he insults you and bashes your head in with his guitar."

  • @kait8935
    @kait8935 5 років тому +3300

    that slow reveal of ed sheerans face was the scariest thing ever i'm WHEEZING

    • @tori3840
      @tori3840 5 років тому +42

      Kaitlynn I’M LAUGHING SO HARD HAHA

    • @garrettwells6456
      @garrettwells6456 5 років тому +80

      When I saw the red hair.. I thought it was Reba so imagine my surprise when Ed Sheeran was slowly revealed

    • @zahreenhraharja
      @zahreenhraharja 5 років тому +15

      Kaitlynn *(WHEEZE)*

    • @jennlca
      @jennlca 5 років тому +9

      HONESTLY

    • @paisley4197
      @paisley4197 5 років тому +37

      Garrett Wells imagine: your boyfriend, reba, coming in and beating up the bullies. then singing a country song for you because you’re being bullied for your dead mom

  • @MoNotNique
    @MoNotNique 4 роки тому +4181

    The slow reveal of ed’s face makes me so wildly uncomfortable

    • @carlottaqualizza7616
      @carlottaqualizza7616 4 роки тому +50

      I'm chocking right now AHAHHAHAHA

    • @kaylgp
      @kaylgp 4 роки тому +16

      Carlotta Qualizza chock chock chock chock chock chock

    • @cayleebagtas5842
      @cayleebagtas5842 4 роки тому +19

      His face his was weird in the picture

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 4 роки тому +2

      SAME

    • @Perchance24
      @Perchance24 4 роки тому +35

      The children are fast, but Ed Sheeran is faster.

  • @amouryong
    @amouryong Рік тому +403

    As an nctzen idk if I should be happy or terrified abt Kurtis reading one of our Mark memes word for word and then laughing abt it

    • @forklee5449
      @forklee5449 Рік тому +44

      I frl stopped breathing for a second

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 Рік тому

      Weirdo.

    • @sotsunade
      @sotsunade Рік тому +30

      i was like !? and ran to the comments like what are the odds

    • @yutastimetoshine
      @yutastimetoshine Рік тому +35

      and of course it's classic mark stan humour

    • @lovingbia
      @lovingbia Рік тому +25

      mark lee stans are actually wild 😭

  • @sonyblade8371
    @sonyblade8371 4 роки тому +10167

    Imagines walked so povs could run.

    • @oosberry158
      @oosberry158 4 роки тому +155

      BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH im lonely BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @elleofhearts8471
      @elleofhearts8471 4 роки тому +218

      and reactions can fly

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 3 роки тому +11

      Facts

    • @violetleiva6319
      @violetleiva6319 3 роки тому +8

      YAASSSS

    • @UnfamiliarEyes
      @UnfamiliarEyes 3 роки тому +91

      X reader stayed behind to let the race run smoothly

  • @gombriela
    @gombriela 5 років тому +5764

    we as a society cannot let “phil e. cheesesteak” go unnoticed

    • @eliraeclipse2435
      @eliraeclipse2435 5 років тому +29

      I love your profile of cute Luke lmao

    • @adrisyoon
      @adrisyoon 4 роки тому +18

      YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS EVERYTHINGGG

    • @AngstyRat
      @AngstyRat 4 роки тому +17

      Idc about star wars but for some reason I just love your pfp it's so *aestheticccc*

    • @eddiecameron7973
      @eddiecameron7973 4 роки тому +71

      I love how all three of these replies have nothing to do with the actual comment

    • @mckennadevore8692
      @mckennadevore8692 4 роки тому +67

      Eddie Cameron it’s almost like they are.. letting it go unnoticed

  • @annasherwood9723
    @annasherwood9723 5 років тому +6095

    Imagine: Niall Horan is crawling inside your ear. You try to tell him to stop but he is in there.

  • @toomanyfandomstohandle
    @toomanyfandomstohandle Рік тому +28

    8:11 The Mark cameo was crazy ijbol. I realised that nctzens sound weird to people who aren't in the fandom because of their crazy humor lmao.

  • @allydef
    @allydef 4 роки тому +17341

    Imagine:
    You’re falling asleep at night. Suddenly, Noel Miller floats in through the window. He slowly leans into your ear and whispers, “wanna hear my ethnicity test results?”

  • @and-xl2ey
    @and-xl2ey 5 років тому +508

    'if you're allowed to post them we're allowed to roast them '-Kurtis Conner 2019

  • @Luenysgo
    @Luenysgo 4 роки тому +10746

    “Did an accident together” just sounds like they made a kid together.

  • @meiko748
    @meiko748 Рік тому +132

    Imagine: you come home from a party, Jungcook sees you and asks "where were you?" You reply "out" so Jungcook slams you against the wall, knocking you out, then he says "now who's really out"

  • @luxi7193
    @luxi7193 4 роки тому +22466

    The slow pan down to reveal the picture of Ed Sheeran was absolutely Terrifying

    • @miamonarrez9321
      @miamonarrez9321 4 роки тому +364

      😂😭Swearrr

    • @wrapmonster3884
      @wrapmonster3884 4 роки тому +231

      Actually 😂

    • @Ace-cw2oh
      @Ace-cw2oh 4 роки тому +977

      The picture of Ed Sheeran itself was terrifying.

    • @trinitygonzales2648
      @trinitygonzales2648 4 роки тому +163

      honestlyyyy💀💀💀

    • @JackSpasojevich
      @JackSpasojevich 4 роки тому +645

      I read this comment before seeing it and thought to myself *haha I wonder what this is about* fuck that is horrendous I am so scared

  • @k-uwu-su
    @k-uwu-su 4 роки тому +6795

    Imagine, you're walking down the street and you feel someone grab your shoulders and whisper in your ear. It's Kurtis, and he softly whispers: "Extra Greeting ™"

  • @NightmareJuggalette5
    @NightmareJuggalette5 5 років тому +5692

    Imagine:
    Kurtis whispers “yee yee” in your ear every night before you fall asleep

    • @feet4557
      @feet4557 5 років тому +177

      I’d pay a million dollars for that

    • @mizalina3322
      @mizalina3322 5 років тому +88

      Terrifying.

    • @spaceg4e
      @spaceg4e 5 років тому +126

      Sarah Brownell MizaLina Two types of people

    • @spaceg4e
      @spaceg4e 5 років тому +50

      At last, he is able to do what he came to do. He runs to your eardrum and shouts “F O L K S” and proceeds to slap your eardrum with all his might.

    • @erinlake7255
      @erinlake7255 5 років тому +5

      InducedPsychosis poor Jenna lmao

  • @sienagreaney4649
    @sienagreaney4649 2 роки тому +82

    this man needs a danger warning on his videos. i'm athsmatic and constantly struggle to breathe bc i'm laughing so hard. thanks kurtis.

  • @SilveraroShow
    @SilveraroShow 5 років тому +6549

    I saw the intro and thought: there’s only one direction this video can go

    • @Gorf1929
      @Gorf1929 5 років тому +59

      👀

    • @epushzp
      @epushzp 4 роки тому +130

      This comment is very underrated

    • @ORGANPARTY
      @ORGANPARTY 4 роки тому +93

      *cues laughtrack*

    • @image_not_uploaded
      @image_not_uploaded 4 роки тому +52

      *cues seinfeld theme*

    • @-mars.
      @-mars. 4 роки тому +26

      *cues drum solo*

  • @vronirom6469
    @vronirom6469 5 років тому +1151

    "what makes you beautiful is... darkness"
    Relatable

    • @theaceofspace6110
      @theaceofspace6110 5 років тому +4

      Yeah... beacuse they can't see my ugly face

    • @raccoondog1458
      @raccoondog1458 5 років тому +8

      r/im14andthisisdeep vibes from this comment

    • @MadeOfConfusion
      @MadeOfConfusion 5 років тому +2

      @@raccoondog1458 since when was a "mood" thing /iam14andthisisdeep? Lmaoooo
      It means they're ugly-

    • @raccoondog1458
      @raccoondog1458 5 років тому +1

      @@MadeOfConfusion no wonder i cant relate 😌 self love

    • @missjasminenicole5968
      @missjasminenicole5968 5 років тому

      When you’re the first black girl he’s dated

  • @tunsofbuns8325
    @tunsofbuns8325 5 років тому +3636

    "It's baby this, baby that who are you Justin Bieber."

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 2 роки тому +398

    I think we all know what Harry put into that oatmeal, and it wasn't pants...
    It was his tears, bcuz those pants he lost were his favorite.

  • @mirvk0
    @mirvk0 5 років тому +2111

    him: glad my legs aren't showing
    him: *shows legs*
    me: ??

  • @dorkchops
    @dorkchops 5 років тому +1802

    Imagine: standing at the kurtistown border and but the gaurd doesn't give you a extra greeting

  • @bigpp6971
    @bigpp6971 5 років тому +12507

    the word “dude” was made for this guy

    • @chloet9357
      @chloet9357 5 років тому +88

      STOP COPYING THIS COMMENT OMGGG

    • @daisyramos5631
      @daisyramos5631 5 років тому +41

      Facts.

    • @macaronicheese8721
      @macaronicheese8721 5 років тому +241

      @@chloet9357 it's possible for people to come up with the same things. Happens all the time

    • @RoachDoggJR4200
      @RoachDoggJR4200 5 років тому +131

      the word “dude” was made for this guy

    • @elle7629
      @elle7629 5 років тому +36

      i thought you were me

  • @Jojoscc
    @Jojoscc 3 роки тому +87

    8:07 at least he found the Mark one funny and knew it was a joke💀💀

  • @georgekern7334
    @georgekern7334 5 років тому +8906

    Your sense of humor is literally the most perfect thing to exist.

    • @Demonslayer-64
      @Demonslayer-64 4 роки тому +58

      What about Danny Gonzales?

    • @dee6294
      @dee6294 4 роки тому +8

      Yes

    • @annalee1847
      @annalee1847 4 роки тому +42

      Kristian Alexis lol THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON -get it the song that Danny made hahaha I’m so funny-

    • @umhi1996
      @umhi1996 4 роки тому +15

      you mean the second most perfect thing? him being the first :')

    • @vylemsobotka3653
      @vylemsobotka3653 4 роки тому +7

      He's the CEO of bad puns

  • @Joshvv66
    @Joshvv66 3 роки тому +9049

    Imagine: harry is making you breakfast, when you're done, you look at Harry, and he is just muscle tissue and blood "harry where is your skin" and he says " what did you think was the wrap bread

    • @Nicolas-sd4yk
      @Nicolas-sd4yk 3 роки тому +489

      Omfg I’m going to go thr0w up now 😍 /lh

    • @lemonsugaru8166
      @lemonsugaru8166 3 роки тому +480

      I love this surrealist nightmare of an imagine that you have created

    • @themasterprocrastinator4933
      @themasterprocrastinator4933 3 роки тому +177

      It was a great timing reading this at 10 PM. Guess who's having nightmares tonight!

    • @eddiefairbanks6265
      @eddiefairbanks6265 3 роки тому +117

      I was imagining you saying that in the same tone as "harry where is the milk"

    • @tvstatic5822
      @tvstatic5822 3 роки тому +21

      oh

  • @froyodoesmusic
    @froyodoesmusic 3 роки тому +9098

    Imagine: You respect the celebrity you have had a crush on and respect their boundaries, and that celebrity respects you for that.

    • @sugar-and-stardust
      @sugar-and-stardust 3 роки тому +226

      YES PLEASE

    • @thine.
      @thine. 3 роки тому +142

      if only it was like that 😔

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez 3 роки тому +454

      😳😳 got me worked up like damn 🥵 better mark this comment NSFW

    • @aldentetoes130
      @aldentetoes130 3 роки тому +112

      THANK YOU. Sometimes I stop liking being a directioner bc of shit like this.

    • @somethingrandom6606
      @somethingrandom6606 3 роки тому +100

      @@aldentetoes130 Stans are absolute horrible people. But the song slaps

  • @supertrooper2013
    @supertrooper2013 2 роки тому +14

    8:40 this reminded me of a saying in my country (Brazil). If you want to say you don't care about something, you say you are shitting and walking

  • @luxemme8872
    @luxemme8872 5 років тому +784

    "What makes you beautiful...is darkness" Drunk Harry Styles, 2019

  • @Rockamolie
    @Rockamolie 5 років тому +4076

    12 year old me is triggered I used to think these Wattpad type imagines were Shakespeare.

  • @charlieb6362
    @charlieb6362 4 роки тому +3411

    Imagine, in an alternate universe:
    Guy: "I'm a superhero. Guess my name."
    Girl: "The hulk? Captain America?"
    Guy: "Your man."
    Girl: "...what?"

    • @anamilenaobregon895
      @anamilenaobregon895 4 роки тому +198

      It's funny because here in Ireland, "your man" is literally any man you know about

    • @maebholeary2734
      @maebholeary2734 4 роки тому +92

      @@anamilenaobregon895 your mum could say "your man down the street" and your man could live right beside you or on a different continent.

    • @bunnyhope
      @bunnyhope 4 роки тому +21

      He-man

    • @ivy2828
      @ivy2828 4 роки тому +7

      the way i died

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry 3 роки тому +7

      Girl: Y/n?
      Person: Yes please save me from all these fanfic bs I am aro ace--

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 2 роки тому +20

    This instantly became one of my favorite Kurtis videos.

  • @JosefineMay
    @JosefineMay 5 років тому +3083

    Kurtis deserves an Oscar for all those cutscenes lmao

  • @savage7090
    @savage7090 5 років тому +1547

    tbh Kurtis deserves the academy’s award for all the role playing in his videos

  • @amiwe7367
    @amiwe7367 3 роки тому +1605

    "If there's a subwill, there's a subway."
    damn that was deep **sniff sniff**

    • @max_punch
      @max_punch 3 роки тому +52

      If there's a subway, there's a domway

    • @radioactive_baby
      @radioactive_baby 3 роки тому +14

      @@max_punch If there's a Subway, there's a Domino's

    • @mayline4509
      @mayline4509 3 роки тому +1

      Like Z- no, no, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. Why would I do that?

  • @chosoistryinghisbest
    @chosoistryinghisbest 2 роки тому +23

    not mark lee 😭💀 i swear nctzens love making those crack imagines and they're so cursed 💀💀

  • @sugamintyfresh0139
    @sugamintyfresh0139 5 років тому +4841

    Imagine: When Kurtis finds a wattpad about him and Danny

  • @goobertron9099
    @goobertron9099 4 роки тому +14483

    Imagine: you’re a washerwoman in the 1300s and one day you’re reading and then magistrate Kurtis himself accuses you of witchcraft, a few weeks later, he winks at you and you blush as you’re being burned at the stake❤️

    • @sansdr.philpillow9347
      @sansdr.philpillow9347 4 роки тому +975

      SO CUTE!!! I wish Kurtis would burn me at the stake...

    • @zoezr1
      @zoezr1 4 роки тому +469

      Random Username We all do sweetie, we all do 😔

    • @goobertron9099
      @goobertron9099 4 роки тому +51

      Gay Sock OMG HELLO FELLOW NNSG FAN AND YES I ACTUALLY CRIED RAKU WAS A GREAT CHARACTER also yes snufkin profile pic

    • @okfatima
      @okfatima 4 роки тому +283

      is it hot in here or am i just being burned at the stake? 😳

    • @anyakirana4906
      @anyakirana4906 4 роки тому +107

      Still a better love story than twilight

  • @father3147
    @father3147 5 років тому +939

    Kurtis puts his hands on your arm, he smiles softly as he grabs your arm breaks both of your bones

    • @12myea
      @12myea 5 років тому +8

      i would apologize

    • @bloom36922
      @bloom36922 5 років тому +20

      All of my 2 bones

    • @elizahesp
      @elizahesp 5 років тому +25

      kurtis cups your cheek with both hands. they slide down to your neck when he lovingly looks straight into your eyes and snaps your neck, killing you instantly

    • @joesssaucey
      @joesssaucey 5 років тому +4

      “Both of your bones”

    • @seamusmf
      @seamusmf 5 років тому +3

      i’m really losing my mind at the thought of someone having two bones damn

  • @number1soobinstan
    @number1soobinstan Рік тому +21

    8:07 HELP NOT MARK 💀💀

  • @thefloweringinferno1170
    @thefloweringinferno1170 5 років тому +2138

    Kurtis: We’re doing imagines! And not just 1D ones this time!
    All the kpop fans watching: *nervous sweating*

  • @user-ju6ue1zf7r
    @user-ju6ue1zf7r 5 років тому +2444

    YourMan was a role made just for Noah Centieno

    • @mollyc1835
      @mollyc1835 5 років тому +12

      : he’d play the role AMAZINGly

    • @amelias6138
      @amelias6138 5 років тому +26

      catchphrase: woahwoahwoah

    • @teddeeznuts
      @teddeeznuts 5 років тому +2

      @@amelias6138 you're a genius

    • @anaxoxo2
      @anaxoxo2 5 років тому

      : HAHA

  • @mmoscoviumm
    @mmoscoviumm 5 років тому +3817

    kurtis: i’m really happy that my legs aren’t on camera because holy shit, this is a bad outfit.
    also kurtis: proceeds to show us bad outfit

    • @sophie9247
      @sophie9247 5 років тому +45

      he’s so brave 😢

    • @laurajames5422
      @laurajames5422 5 років тому +12

      Lol I commented this exact comment but then saw you got there first so I deleted it haha

    • @NadezhdaNikanorova
      @NadezhdaNikanorova 5 років тому +3

      @@laurajames5422 same😂

    • @umm-braillnina9336
      @umm-braillnina9336 5 років тому +1

      Honestly tho same

    • @mmoscoviumm
      @mmoscoviumm 5 років тому +1

      bruh idek it’s very christmas-y !! 😂😂

  • @isharethisaccount
    @isharethisaccount Рік тому +3

    The slow pan down to sheerans face with the imagine was absolutely great [ at 5:19 }

  • @oliviabeasley2352
    @oliviabeasley2352 5 років тому +750

    imagine : you’re sitting on your bed watching youtube and you hear a knock on your door, you say “ come in “ Kurtis Conner slowly walks in whispers in your ear, “ YEE YEE “

    • @Cutiejuliya
      @Cutiejuliya 5 років тому +4

      Olivia Beasley best fukin thing ever! i wouldnt let him go dude

    • @vi4269
      @vi4269 5 років тому +2

      I would cry laughing so beautiful lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sohasalahuddin
      @sohasalahuddin 5 років тому +1

      thats a nightmare i would love to have

  • @maggie1400ave
    @maggie1400ave 5 років тому +2943

    Imagine 👏🏽
    Kurtis gives you an extra greeting when he crawls in your ears. You ask him to leave but he won’t
    He’s in there

  • @javastripper7375
    @javastripper7375 5 років тому +697

    Imagine:
    You're in bed with Kurtis, he's spooning you
    He whispers in your ear, very softly
    "Yee yee"

  • @im_boingboing
    @im_boingboing 9 місяців тому +3

    I love these, I used to spend hours at night in middle school reading these to cope with my undiagnosed mental illnesses. They're so nostalgic and I still read them to escape

  • @q.l.1363
    @q.l.1363 3 роки тому +2669

    I couldn’t stop laughing at the “I’ll never drop you” Zayn story, because what the fuck

    • @radioactive_baby
      @radioactive_baby 3 роки тому +70

      I was dying💀

    • @noonahmed5088
      @noonahmed5088 3 роки тому +159

      @@radioactive_baby just like zayn when he fell on the table

    • @kokofish
      @kokofish 2 роки тому +20

      @Noon Ahmed JAIL 💀

    • @NataliaV
      @NataliaV 2 роки тому +9

      i literally cannot breathe this is so funny

    • @sillysceneX3
      @sillysceneX3 2 роки тому +5

      I died 💀💀

  • @scratch472
    @scratch472 3 роки тому +4703

    Imagine you’re hanging out at a children’s hospital making fun of the kids in wheelchairs, and then behind you someone whispers in your ear “let’s watch the Simpson’s”. It’s Curtis, and he asks you to marry him, and you accept. You are now happily married and you have 163 children. And every day Curtis tells you “you’re the best sister in the world YN”

  • @fixitfelixswife2568
    @fixitfelixswife2568 5 років тому +1578

    *I'm glad Kurtis and Danny haven't collaborated yet. That'd be too powerful. We simply are not ready*

    • @erikacamacho7772
      @erikacamacho7772 5 років тому +2

      Yess

    • @batfarts69
      @batfarts69 5 років тому +164

      Imaginary_ Problems Kurtis, Danny and Drew would implode the world

    • @melaniemmaakk4466
      @melaniemmaakk4466 5 років тому +77

      Natalie Jones plus cody and noel

    • @aya-fr2wr
      @aya-fr2wr 5 років тому +17

      its bc the world is simply not ready

    • @wownice7830
      @wownice7830 5 років тому +6

      melanie mmaakk ahhh i can't my heart is 102920 beats per minute just thinking ab it

  • @Jupiter-ng1yi
    @Jupiter-ng1yi 2 роки тому +87

    8:20 the Mark imagine is actually kinda something I can imagine him saying 😭😭

    • @mildew127
      @mildew127 2 роки тому +8

      I mean it’s better than this one imagine I saw that was him sticking his toes up y/n’s nose and y/n dying(y/n had a toe allergy 😭)

    • @Jupiter-ng1yi
      @Jupiter-ng1yi 2 роки тому +5

      @@mildew127 that is actually an amazing imagine

  • @psych0tic706
    @psych0tic706 4 роки тому +5271

    Kurtis: I’m happy my legs are not on camera
    Also Kurtis: **shows legs on camera**

    • @Korrin69
      @Korrin69 4 роки тому +3

      I was your *666 like*

    • @jairajsha8208
      @jairajsha8208 3 роки тому +23

      And that’s why I disliked the video 😡😡😡😡🥲😡😎🥸

    • @emblight4077
      @emblight4077 3 роки тому +2

      I was just about to comment that lol

    • @sylvia7961
      @sylvia7961 3 роки тому +8

      i was boutta say that but you beat me there by 7 months

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 2 роки тому +10

      im glad he did because i was wearing the EXACT SAME PANTS lol

  • @narihanaASMR
    @narihanaASMR 5 років тому +1975

    discovering kurtis conner has immediately made my life and youtube 10x better

  • @juliamolinar1960
    @juliamolinar1960 5 років тому +398

    Imagine: you’re in your bed. it’s the middle of the night, rains taps on your window. Suddenly you hear a soft whisper, you can’t tell exactly where it’s coming from. You lift the covers just to discover someone lurking beneath them, it’s Kurtis Conner. He gently opens his mouth just to let out a soft “yee yee”, sending shivers down your spine.

  • @CoatApple
    @CoatApple 2 роки тому +17

    11:54 I think they were going for “I’ll never let you go” but got it confused

  • @4bbyafterhours4
    @4bbyafterhours4 5 років тому +2731

    Ok but who tf is so attracted to Jacob Sartorious that they have to make imagines bout him and post them on the internet to satisfy their fantasies

    • @haninm583
      @haninm583 5 років тому +105

      Abby K his 11 year old fans

    • @dontcare4748
      @dontcare4748 5 років тому +51

      Didn't that girl who plays Eleven in Stranger Things date him?

    • @4bbyafterhours4
      @4bbyafterhours4 5 років тому +32

      @@dontcare4748 oh my god i forgot

    • @zozotheclown7640
      @zozotheclown7640 5 років тому +35

      Jessica Walker yea and then people bullied them until they broke up 💀💀💀

    • @mrjomammas
      @mrjomammas 5 років тому

      Weirdos

  • @pricessLeopard112
    @pricessLeopard112 5 років тому +1610

    Imagine: Kurtis Conner becomes very small and crawls into your ear
    You tell him no!
    But it's too late
    He screams "YeeYee"

  • @meganschmid6628
    @meganschmid6628 5 років тому +865

    I don’t know why, but I’m so relieved that the imaginary woman’s imaginary baby was saved

  • @nicole-nk2bo
    @nicole-nk2bo Рік тому +27

    5:00
    missed opportunity to say:
    “babe it’s so dark in here, but That’s What Makes You Beautiful”
    ok

  • @etashaelena521
    @etashaelena521 5 років тому +506

    kurtis's little giggle everytime he reads an imagine is the cutest thing ever

  • @abbilily5386
    @abbilily5386 5 років тому +1619

    Kurtis : lol sun cream wtf is that my dude so weird
    *The entire UK-*

    • @abbilily5386
      @abbilily5386 5 років тому +28

      Izzy we’re a pretty complex country

    • @placeb0235
      @placeb0235 5 років тому +8

      Ifkr

    • @toehairsareyummy9056
      @toehairsareyummy9056 5 років тому +82

      Uk: am I a joke to u m8?

    • @gwendolyn2442
      @gwendolyn2442 5 років тому +17

      @@toehairsareyummy9056 proceeds to fuck him up with Brexit

    • @Emily-pi5ef
      @Emily-pi5ef 5 років тому +3

      I was shook that they don't say it

  • @HopeLeyana
    @HopeLeyana 5 років тому +904

    kurtis conner is the perfect guy to watch if you have a deep love for dumb puns.

  • @lucy-zk7qr
    @lucy-zk7qr 2 роки тому +17

    MARK LEE BEING HERE IS SO FUNNY TO ME LMAOO

  • @jimblejambles7103
    @jimblejambles7103 5 років тому +1089

    i am WHEEZING AT "WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS IN THE OATMEAL?" LMAOOOOO

    • @chaeli2345
      @chaeli2345 5 років тому +1

      I love your pfp sm

  • @myunsolicitedopinion
    @myunsolicitedopinion 5 років тому +245

    i m a g i n e
    his jolly voice echoing inside the walls of ur head like a gong, the clear sound brushing ur sadness away as he gives u
    a n e x t r a g r e e t i n g
    *he wasn’t like other boys.*

    • @tarat820
      @tarat820 5 років тому +3

      yayy a fellow Greg 🤙

    • @genericusername4883
      @genericusername4883 5 років тому +3

      you're greg too?

    • @rebeccak9597
      @rebeccak9597 5 років тому +3

      Omg I'm truly Greg too!

    • @myunsolicitedopinion
      @myunsolicitedopinion 5 років тому +3

      Rebecca K
      yeah i’m greg
      G enjoying
      R this
      E video
      G also i really like danny gonzalez 😂

  • @LadySquiffington
    @LadySquiffington 5 років тому +1354

    with those jokes, youre gonna make a GREAT dad

    • @ally2424
      @ally2424 5 років тому +2

      Omg yes😂

    • @justbeingmar2690
      @justbeingmar2690 5 років тому +1

      conspiracy theory, his girlfriend is pregnant and he will be

    • @elliotl.a7245
      @elliotl.a7245 5 років тому +23

      JustBeingMar conspiracy theory, he’s pregnant

    • @jessstichter8699
      @jessstichter8699 5 років тому +2

      and a great daddy 👀👀

  • @panpanmonday3585
    @panpanmonday3585 3 роки тому +9

    8:59 I legit thought he said "kissing their parents" and I was like a yes a classic accident really who hasn't done that

  • @francolopez3656
    @francolopez3656 3 роки тому +1665

    Imagine: your palm's are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti.

    • @darthrevan2838
      @darthrevan2838 3 роки тому +104

      Then: You’re nervous, but on the surface you act calm and ready to drop bombs

    • @exiletattoo7677
      @exiletattoo7677 3 роки тому +79

      But you keep on forgetting what you wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud

    • @brixhaven1196
      @brixhaven1196 3 роки тому +58

      He opens his mouth but the words… 🤐

    • @Niki_459
      @Niki_459 3 роки тому +54

      won't come out, He's choking, how, everybody's joking now

    • @_KiTtIe.KaTt_
      @_KiTtIe.KaTt_ 3 роки тому +41

      @@Niki_459 times up,over pow!

  • @halliekramer2754
    @halliekramer2754 5 років тому +546

    Imagine: you're sitting on your swing in your yard and kurtis comes over and just kills you. For your spleen.

    • @laurenbray8314
      @laurenbray8314 5 років тому +24

      No. He "kills you to death"'. That's the imagine way lol.

    • @estherfichtenholz4838
      @estherfichtenholz4838 5 років тому +2

      I just completely lost my shit thank you

    • @sofiamorenociampa4483
      @sofiamorenociampa4483 5 років тому +6

      swinging in ur backyard pull up in ur fast car whistling my name open up a beer u say come over here and play a video gaame ok im tired of writing bye

    • @DameVonBonDaisy
      @DameVonBonDaisy 5 років тому

      23 dolla on the dark web

    • @halliekramer2754
      @halliekramer2754 5 років тому

      @@DameVonBonDaisy I buy for 5 dolla

  • @froppiss5165
    @froppiss5165 4 роки тому +15936

    y/n is just constantly trying to survive all these imagines.
    Edit:
    It’s been a long year i wonder how y/n is doing now

  • @ook...
    @ook... 3 роки тому +41

    0:43 ok we live in the 19th century now

  • @melissatorres6733
    @melissatorres6733 5 років тому +1605

    Imagine: you're on a date with the love of your life, Kurtis, he gets down on one knee, pulls out a ring and tearfully asks you
    "will you be the YEE to my haw?"

    • @seanbean5499
      @seanbean5499 5 років тому +55

      Beautiful *sniffsniff*

    • @starfire01245
      @starfire01245 5 років тому +19

      The best one yet

    • @dariak3479
      @dariak3479 5 років тому +18

      Georgiana Haiduc or maybe the best one yeet

    • @dariak3479
      @dariak3479 5 років тому +6

      Georgiana Haiduc lm sorry

    • @starfire01245
      @starfire01245 5 років тому +2

      @@dariak3479 omg I am dead :)))))

  • @elsypie9834
    @elsypie9834 5 років тому +1193

    *Read episode stories. They would dig a hole in you that nothing could fill.*

  • @amaraberger7113
    @amaraberger7113 5 років тому +790

    Nobody:
    Kurtis: *”fUcKiNg PaRdOn”*

    • @alexandrahenderson4368
      @alexandrahenderson4368 5 років тому +4

      I say that too. Is it not common?

    • @mmog_1
      @mmog_1 5 років тому

      I can’t like it cause I’m EdGy so this is my like

  • @rock.arrrght
    @rock.arrrght Рік тому +8

    I remembered the Cringey 1D imagines when I saw Niall Horan on TV and I couldn’t remember his name so I nearly yelled “Is that the guy in my ear?? Get out!!”

    • @cvaal
      @cvaal Рік тому +1

      this is something i would do ☠️

  • @athy3990
    @athy3990 4 роки тому +1760

    honestly kurtis has ruined my sense in humor. like i never thought i would've laughed at pooping yourself and just not changing your posture at all lmao.

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee 3 роки тому +19

      Me too omg why was that so funny

  • @tangerinefalcon
    @tangerinefalcon 5 років тому +618

    Kurtis: “I’m so glad my legs aren’t on camera right now”
    Also Kurtis: *shows legs in next cut*
    Yee haw

  • @ayla6053
    @ayla6053 5 років тому +469

    Imagine
    Kurtis runs Naruto style into ur room and yells YEE YEE then jumps out the window

  • @gamat7912
    @gamat7912 7 днів тому +4

    1:50 “one direction, they’re long gone” that aged well 😂. RIP Liam Payne

  • @alyssamose9798
    @alyssamose9798 5 років тому +283

    KURTIS the joke is supposed to be "you know what tuna sub is backwards???"
    "BUS A NUT"

  • @katheryn2375
    @katheryn2375 5 років тому +794

    freaking Mark taking a dump in the shower
    I'm crying

  • @Roberta_Trevino
    @Roberta_Trevino 4 роки тому +4560

    Imagine. You're a redhead and you're getting bullied at Hogwarts. Then, Styles comes on a broom and takes you by car. Potter is jealous and they witch fight over you and Harry wins

    • @celina4199
      @celina4199 4 роки тому +372

      but...which one?

    • @YB-ox5uc
      @YB-ox5uc 4 роки тому +509

      @@celina4199 harry does

    • @Chris-xh9on
      @Chris-xh9on 4 роки тому +262

      OMG *Harry* won

    • @Chris-xh9on
      @Chris-xh9on 4 роки тому +193

      *THE Harry*

    • @celina4199
      @celina4199 4 роки тому +183

      @@Chris-xh9on the ultimate harry

  • @katsoukurry
    @katsoukurry 3 роки тому +25

    Imagine: Kurtis Connor thinks saying sun cream is weird when it’s what every British person calls sun tan lotion

  • @AnnMarcelino
    @AnnMarcelino 5 років тому +441

    *"if there's subwill, there's a subway"*
    kurtis be really throwing his words of wisdom at his Kurtiscitizens 👏🏽😩

    • @camelia2306
      @camelia2306 5 років тому +3

      Girl not to be creepy or anything but you're so pretty I'm so jealous

    • @AnnMarcelino
      @AnnMarcelino 5 років тому +1

      @@camelia2306 omg thank you so much 😍

  • @Clemingtime
    @Clemingtime 5 років тому +751

    Imagine you are riding on a motorcycle with your boyfriend Keanu Reeves, and you fall off. He doesn't notice because he is super stoned.

  • @NikusenQa123
    @NikusenQa123 5 років тому +165

    "we cringed, we laughed, and we had a gay old time" should be the title of my autobiography

  • @Zeffer32
    @Zeffer32 2 роки тому +11

    'I'm a superhero, guess my name'
    'Ironman? Spiderman?'
    *DHARR MAN*