I think someone who wrote it just translate non-english term to english. For example, there's a term in bahasa " Malam Pertama ". Most of indonesian, they're tryna stay away from premarital sex so when they're married there will be a " Malam Pertama " which means, the first time for them doing-- you know, sex. And they usually do that at the first night of their wedding day. So if you translate " Malam Pertama " to english, it'll be " First Night " :)
@@themyofmy _are you unhappy girl with this confusing world where everything you earn is getting left to burn if it were up to me then living would be free and i can give you that and i can give you that_
I love this one satirical imagine account, and I'll never forget one of the imagines was "POV you fall and break your neck and (Character) tries to hold back his laughter"
I remember I saw a Wilbur soot imagine on Pinterest and it said something along the lines of “imagine Wilbur soot gave you guitar lessons and you pretend to not understand it to spend more time with him and he breaks the guitar on your head and kills you” and I remember laughing at the sheer absurdity of it
@@catz_circusI SAW A SIMILIAR ONE BEFORE THE CRIME "Imagine Wilbur is learning you how to play the guitar, you fail and he insults you and bashes your head in with his guitar."
Garrett Wells imagine: your boyfriend, reba, coming in and beating up the bullies. then singing a country song for you because you’re being bullied for your dead mom
Imagine: You’re falling asleep at night. Suddenly, Noel Miller floats in through the window. He slowly leans into your ear and whispers, “wanna hear my ethnicity test results?”
Imagine: you come home from a party, Jungcook sees you and asks "where were you?" You reply "out" so Jungcook slams you against the wall, knocking you out, then he says "now who's really out"
Imagine, you're walking down the street and you feel someone grab your shoulders and whisper in your ear. It's Kurtis, and he softly whispers: "Extra Greeting ™"
Imagine: harry is making you breakfast, when you're done, you look at Harry, and he is just muscle tissue and blood "harry where is your skin" and he says " what did you think was the wrap bread
Imagine: you’re a washerwoman in the 1300s and one day you’re reading and then magistrate Kurtis himself accuses you of witchcraft, a few weeks later, he winks at you and you blush as you’re being burned at the stake❤️
kurtis cups your cheek with both hands. they slide down to your neck when he lovingly looks straight into your eyes and snaps your neck, killing you instantly
imagine : you’re sitting on your bed watching youtube and you hear a knock on your door, you say “ come in “ Kurtis Conner slowly walks in whispers in your ear, “ YEE YEE “
I love these, I used to spend hours at night in middle school reading these to cope with my undiagnosed mental illnesses. They're so nostalgic and I still read them to escape
Imagine you’re hanging out at a children’s hospital making fun of the kids in wheelchairs, and then behind you someone whispers in your ear “let’s watch the Simpson’s”. It’s Curtis, and he asks you to marry him, and you accept. You are now happily married and you have 163 children. And every day Curtis tells you “you’re the best sister in the world YN”
Imagine: you’re in your bed. it’s the middle of the night, rains taps on your window. Suddenly you hear a soft whisper, you can’t tell exactly where it’s coming from. You lift the covers just to discover someone lurking beneath them, it’s Kurtis Conner. He gently opens his mouth just to let out a soft “yee yee”, sending shivers down your spine.
i m a g i n e his jolly voice echoing inside the walls of ur head like a gong, the clear sound brushing ur sadness away as he gives u a n e x t r a g r e e t i n g *he wasn’t like other boys.*
Imagine: you're on a date with the love of your life, Kurtis, he gets down on one knee, pulls out a ring and tearfully asks you "will you be the YEE to my haw?"
I remembered the Cringey 1D imagines when I saw Niall Horan on TV and I couldn’t remember his name so I nearly yelled “Is that the guy in my ear?? Get out!!”
honestly kurtis has ruined my sense in humor. like i never thought i would've laughed at pooping yourself and just not changing your posture at all lmao.
Imagine. You're a redhead and you're getting bullied at Hogwarts. Then, Styles comes on a broom and takes you by car. Potter is jealous and they witch fight over you and Harry wins
"are you ready for first night?!"
I've....I've had nights before
This made me audibly laugh
m b Same.
I think someone who wrote it just translate non-english term to english. For example, there's a term in bahasa " Malam Pertama ". Most of indonesian, they're tryna stay away from premarital sex so when they're married there will be a " Malam Pertama " which means, the first time for them doing-- you know, sex. And they usually do that at the first night of their wedding day. So if you translate " Malam Pertama " to english, it'll be " First Night " :)
thalita paula *gasp*
ash luna i think ive heard my parents say that before-
“I’m so glad my legs aren’t on camera right now”
*immediately shows legs*
Hannah Lalala we have the same name
Hannah Loves The Office I love the office too
Oh hey, I’m here to ruin the chain of Hannahs
@@hannahlovestheoffice6595 do you know... its a palindrome? who can say that? maybe bob and otto.
@Hanna Curlee hanna ftw :) Hannas are good persons :D
“Babe look she has your eyes”
“Give them back now”
HAJSJISJSKSJA
BABAHAHAHAHAHA
Lmao
what’s that from lmaoo
PL,Z,ZAKASJSHGAHSB
12 year-old fangirls had no right being this funny 😭😭
I remember finding these in 2012 and totally losing my shit
loll
Kurtis: "wow i'm glad no one can see my outfit"
Also Kurtis: **shows outfit**
Yain't wrong
I have those pants😬
he should’ve let us IMAGINE his outfit
I was gonna say that omg 😂😂 Kurtiiis wyd xD
me: literally wearing the EXACT same pants
Liam: I’m a superhero, guess my name
Girl: Ironman? Spider-Man?
Liam: *smile fades into skin *
Slender man
mozzarella cheese, DUDE HOLY SHIt. I just spit my fuckin water out because of this.
That’s a good one 😂
666 likes
😂😂😂😂
OMG THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
"If there's Sub-will, there's a Sub-way" that needs to become a slogan lol
Idk man, ''Eat ass'' seems like a difficult one to beat if we're talking slogan possibilities...
Let's not forget, " If your gonna post 'em, we're allowed to roast 'em".
That's it. I will say this forever now. No context needed.
Or a poster
Hudson Reynolds CEO of Sub-will Sub-way
5:24 is it just me or is Ed Sherman’s face slowly appearing on screen the funniest shit ever
pretty late to this but you ain't alone
ED SHERMAN
"sherman" 💀
*E D S H E R M A N -*
Who tf is ed sherman😭
I feel like a lot of these are by people writing as fast as they can before their parents see what they're doing
“Ok, almost done.
Honey what are you doing?
Nothing mom!”
The more imagines he reads, the more and more this seems to ring true! 😂😂
Omg YEs
A lot of people are none native english speaker too.
Radiates same energy as people quickly closing wattpad when parents walk in you reading smut
That slow reveal of Ed Sheeran's odd facial expression covered in a wall of text is hilarious.
Shoelace Kink it scared me at first
I almost choked on my cheeto 😂
@Tiegan L those standing shower poops do be hittin different tho 👀
The funniest about the "yourman" imagine is that 1D actually has a song that says "I can't be no superman but for you I'll be superhuman"
I wanna save your heart from these terrifying imagines... toniiight.
They'll only break you, leave you torn apart... OH.
why did my brain instantly go to reganomics by lemon demon 🕳_🕳
"you should open your eyes but they stay closed"
yes. they are staying closed, i'm not reading these lmaoo
@@themyofmy _are you unhappy girl with this confusing world where everything you earn is getting left to burn if it were up to me then living would be free and i can give you that and i can give you that_
BRUH NOT ME JUST FINDING OUT THAT 1D MEANS ONE DIRECTION
I love this one satirical imagine account, and I'll never forget one of the imagines was "POV you fall and break your neck and (Character) tries to hold back his laughter"
I remember I saw a Wilbur soot imagine on Pinterest and it said something along the lines of “imagine Wilbur soot gave you guitar lessons and you pretend to not understand it to spend more time with him and he breaks the guitar on your head and kills you” and I remember laughing at the sheer absurdity of it
@@catz_circusI SAW A SIMILIAR ONE BEFORE THE CRIME
"Imagine Wilbur is learning you how to play the guitar, you fail and he insults you and bashes your head in with his guitar."
that slow reveal of ed sheerans face was the scariest thing ever i'm WHEEZING
Kaitlynn I’M LAUGHING SO HARD HAHA
When I saw the red hair.. I thought it was Reba so imagine my surprise when Ed Sheeran was slowly revealed
Kaitlynn *(WHEEZE)*
HONESTLY
Garrett Wells imagine: your boyfriend, reba, coming in and beating up the bullies. then singing a country song for you because you’re being bullied for your dead mom
The slow reveal of ed’s face makes me so wildly uncomfortable
I'm chocking right now AHAHHAHAHA
Carlotta Qualizza chock chock chock chock chock chock
His face his was weird in the picture
SAME
The children are fast, but Ed Sheeran is faster.
As an nctzen idk if I should be happy or terrified abt Kurtis reading one of our Mark memes word for word and then laughing abt it
I frl stopped breathing for a second
Weirdo.
i was like !? and ran to the comments like what are the odds
and of course it's classic mark stan humour
mark lee stans are actually wild 😭
Imagines walked so povs could run.
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH im lonely BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and reactions can fly
Facts
YAASSSS
X reader stayed behind to let the race run smoothly
we as a society cannot let “phil e. cheesesteak” go unnoticed
I love your profile of cute Luke lmao
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS EVERYTHINGGG
Idc about star wars but for some reason I just love your pfp it's so *aestheticccc*
I love how all three of these replies have nothing to do with the actual comment
Eddie Cameron it’s almost like they are.. letting it go unnoticed
Imagine: Niall Horan is crawling inside your ear. You try to tell him to stop but he is in there.
a classic
Is he normal sized, or did he shrink
“is he normal sized”
@@I_love_dr_stone yes
this one is a classic
8:11 The Mark cameo was crazy ijbol. I realised that nctzens sound weird to people who aren't in the fandom because of their crazy humor lmao.
Imagine:
You’re falling asleep at night. Suddenly, Noel Miller floats in through the window. He slowly leans into your ear and whispers, “wanna hear my ethnicity test results?”
This comment deserves more likes hahahhaha
PLEASE I NEEDT O KNOW
GOODBYE
Absolutely
that's goddam terrifying
'if you're allowed to post them we're allowed to roast them '-Kurtis Conner 2019
“Did an accident together” just sounds like they made a kid together.
EXACTLY what I thought 😂
Annabeth Chase same
🤣💀
that’s what i thought!! 😂
maya yaser oh god that’s be sad
Imagine: you come home from a party, Jungcook sees you and asks "where were you?" You reply "out" so Jungcook slams you against the wall, knocking you out, then he says "now who's really out"
Cook??? 😭😭🤌🏻🤌🏻
Im screaming lmfaoooo now whos really out
Good one pal
I REMEMBER THAT, WASN'T IT ON TT
@@Samuel-rk3vq yesssz
The slow pan down to reveal the picture of Ed Sheeran was absolutely Terrifying
😂😭Swearrr
Actually 😂
The picture of Ed Sheeran itself was terrifying.
honestlyyyy💀💀💀
I read this comment before seeing it and thought to myself *haha I wonder what this is about* fuck that is horrendous I am so scared
Imagine, you're walking down the street and you feel someone grab your shoulders and whisper in your ear. It's Kurtis, and he softly whispers: "Extra Greeting ™"
HAHAHA
THE BRANDING
your profile pic tho
That's scary
I wan't
Imagine:
Kurtis whispers “yee yee” in your ear every night before you fall asleep
I’d pay a million dollars for that
Terrifying.
Sarah Brownell MizaLina Two types of people
At last, he is able to do what he came to do. He runs to your eardrum and shouts “F O L K S” and proceeds to slap your eardrum with all his might.
InducedPsychosis poor Jenna lmao
this man needs a danger warning on his videos. i'm athsmatic and constantly struggle to breathe bc i'm laughing so hard. thanks kurtis.
I saw the intro and thought: there’s only one direction this video can go
👀
This comment is very underrated
*cues laughtrack*
*cues seinfeld theme*
*cues drum solo*
"what makes you beautiful is... darkness"
Relatable
Yeah... beacuse they can't see my ugly face
r/im14andthisisdeep vibes from this comment
@@raccoondog1458 since when was a "mood" thing /iam14andthisisdeep? Lmaoooo
It means they're ugly-
@@MadeOfConfusion no wonder i cant relate 😌 self love
When you’re the first black girl he’s dated
"It's baby this, baby that who are you Justin Bieber."
N00B47 I DIED
N00B47 that was like the best part of the vid
I think we all know what Harry put into that oatmeal, and it wasn't pants...
It was his tears, bcuz those pants he lost were his favorite.
the pants were one of a kind!!
him: glad my legs aren't showing
him: *shows legs*
me: ??
*visible confusion*
Anakin Skywalker Padme more like holy shit you fuckin killed her dude
Me whenever I’m in shorts 😂
Imagine: standing at the kurtistown border and but the gaurd doesn't give you a extra greeting
Aimiko you’re everywhere and i support it
That would be heartbreaking! I can't!
Yee yee😔
the word “dude” was made for this guy
STOP COPYING THIS COMMENT OMGGG
Facts.
@@chloet9357 it's possible for people to come up with the same things. Happens all the time
the word “dude” was made for this guy
i thought you were me
8:07 at least he found the Mark one funny and knew it was a joke💀💀
Your sense of humor is literally the most perfect thing to exist.
What about Danny Gonzales?
Yes
Kristian Alexis lol THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON -get it the song that Danny made hahaha I’m so funny-
you mean the second most perfect thing? him being the first :')
He's the CEO of bad puns
Imagine: harry is making you breakfast, when you're done, you look at Harry, and he is just muscle tissue and blood "harry where is your skin" and he says " what did you think was the wrap bread
Omfg I’m going to go thr0w up now 😍 /lh
I love this surrealist nightmare of an imagine that you have created
It was a great timing reading this at 10 PM. Guess who's having nightmares tonight!
I was imagining you saying that in the same tone as "harry where is the milk"
oh
Imagine: You respect the celebrity you have had a crush on and respect their boundaries, and that celebrity respects you for that.
YES PLEASE
if only it was like that 😔
😳😳 got me worked up like damn 🥵 better mark this comment NSFW
THANK YOU. Sometimes I stop liking being a directioner bc of shit like this.
@@aldentetoes130 Stans are absolute horrible people. But the song slaps
8:40 this reminded me of a saying in my country (Brazil). If you want to say you don't care about something, you say you are shitting and walking
"What makes you beautiful...is darkness" Drunk Harry Styles, 2019
The Bard of our time
"that's what makes you beautiful!"
12 year old me is triggered I used to think these Wattpad type imagines were Shakespeare.
oof, 12 y/o me can relate harD
U What 😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly tho
me with the emo band imagines 😂😭😂😭😂
But when your 11 you’re cringing.
But I hate the word cringing.
But I use it.
But okay.
Imagine, in an alternate universe:
Guy: "I'm a superhero. Guess my name."
Girl: "The hulk? Captain America?"
Guy: "Your man."
Girl: "...what?"
It's funny because here in Ireland, "your man" is literally any man you know about
@@anamilenaobregon895 your mum could say "your man down the street" and your man could live right beside you or on a different continent.
He-man
the way i died
Girl: Y/n?
Person: Yes please save me from all these fanfic bs I am aro ace--
This instantly became one of my favorite Kurtis videos.
Kurtis deserves an Oscar for all those cutscenes lmao
Josefine May theyre my fav
sksksks true 😂
I was the 2000th like :oo
tbh Kurtis deserves the academy’s award for all the role playing in his videos
Ikr! Something like an oscar or something like that
yEE yEE right? 😂😂
Right?!? He’s got my vote
"If there's a subwill, there's a subway."
damn that was deep **sniff sniff**
If there's a subway, there's a domway
@@max_punch If there's a Subway, there's a Domino's
Like Z- no, no, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. Why would I do that?
not mark lee 😭💀 i swear nctzens love making those crack imagines and they're so cursed 💀💀
Imagine: When Kurtis finds a wattpad about him and Danny
Oh god
Selfcest
Don't worry, I'll have it on soon. 😉😂
@@vegazyla1402 oop-
Danny devito?
Imagine: you’re a washerwoman in the 1300s and one day you’re reading and then magistrate Kurtis himself accuses you of witchcraft, a few weeks later, he winks at you and you blush as you’re being burned at the stake❤️
SO CUTE!!! I wish Kurtis would burn me at the stake...
Random Username We all do sweetie, we all do 😔
Gay Sock OMG HELLO FELLOW NNSG FAN AND YES I ACTUALLY CRIED RAKU WAS A GREAT CHARACTER also yes snufkin profile pic
is it hot in here or am i just being burned at the stake? 😳
Still a better love story than twilight
Kurtis puts his hands on your arm, he smiles softly as he grabs your arm breaks both of your bones
i would apologize
All of my 2 bones
kurtis cups your cheek with both hands. they slide down to your neck when he lovingly looks straight into your eyes and snaps your neck, killing you instantly
“Both of your bones”
i’m really losing my mind at the thought of someone having two bones damn
8:07 HELP NOT MARK 💀💀
Kurtis: We’re doing imagines! And not just 1D ones this time!
All the kpop fans watching: *nervous sweating*
literally me
that was me
mark’s grass I saw mark and I just said *oh noo*
IS THIS A PERSONAL ATTACK
I deadass got so nervous about the kinky BTS shit that could be in there
YourMan was a role made just for Noah Centieno
: he’d play the role AMAZINGly
catchphrase: woahwoahwoah
@@amelias6138 you're a genius
: HAHA
kurtis: i’m really happy that my legs aren’t on camera because holy shit, this is a bad outfit.
also kurtis: proceeds to show us bad outfit
he’s so brave 😢
Lol I commented this exact comment but then saw you got there first so I deleted it haha
@@laurajames5422 same😂
Honestly tho same
bruh idek it’s very christmas-y !! 😂😂
The slow pan down to sheerans face with the imagine was absolutely great [ at 5:19 }
imagine : you’re sitting on your bed watching youtube and you hear a knock on your door, you say “ come in “ Kurtis Conner slowly walks in whispers in your ear, “ YEE YEE “
Olivia Beasley best fukin thing ever! i wouldnt let him go dude
I would cry laughing so beautiful lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
thats a nightmare i would love to have
Imagine 👏🏽
Kurtis gives you an extra greeting when he crawls in your ears. You ask him to leave but he won’t
He’s in there
Mani Sefas-Loos sorry i’m in ear
U tell him to stop but HE'S IN THERE
I'm afeared
Giggity giggity goo
💀💀
Imagine:
You're in bed with Kurtis, he's spooning you
He whispers in your ear, very softly
"Yee yee"
Juice*
Hahhahahahhahahha
Clara Martins stolen
Get outta hear trynna steal my comment 😤
Clara Martins “yeehaw..”
I love these, I used to spend hours at night in middle school reading these to cope with my undiagnosed mental illnesses. They're so nostalgic and I still read them to escape
I couldn’t stop laughing at the “I’ll never drop you” Zayn story, because what the fuck
I was dying💀
@@radioactive_baby just like zayn when he fell on the table
@Noon Ahmed JAIL 💀
i literally cannot breathe this is so funny
I died 💀💀
Imagine you’re hanging out at a children’s hospital making fun of the kids in wheelchairs, and then behind you someone whispers in your ear “let’s watch the Simpson’s”. It’s Curtis, and he asks you to marry him, and you accept. You are now happily married and you have 163 children. And every day Curtis tells you “you’re the best sister in the world YN”
i laughed way too hard at this
I cackled at laughing at kids in wheelchairs 😂
OMG GOALS THO 💕😌
Curtis 😍
I hate you just for this comment
*I'm glad Kurtis and Danny haven't collaborated yet. That'd be too powerful. We simply are not ready*
Yess
Imaginary_ Problems Kurtis, Danny and Drew would implode the world
Natalie Jones plus cody and noel
its bc the world is simply not ready
melanie mmaakk ahhh i can't my heart is 102920 beats per minute just thinking ab it
8:20 the Mark imagine is actually kinda something I can imagine him saying 😭😭
I mean it’s better than this one imagine I saw that was him sticking his toes up y/n’s nose and y/n dying(y/n had a toe allergy 😭)
@@mildew127 that is actually an amazing imagine
Kurtis: I’m happy my legs are not on camera
Also Kurtis: **shows legs on camera**
I was your *666 like*
And that’s why I disliked the video 😡😡😡😡🥲😡😎🥸
I was just about to comment that lol
i was boutta say that but you beat me there by 7 months
im glad he did because i was wearing the EXACT SAME PANTS lol
discovering kurtis conner has immediately made my life and youtube 10x better
Right? And his videos just keep getting better!
LITERALLY!!!!!
Have you found jontron yet?
SAME
Samborg Productions who
Imagine: you’re in your bed. it’s the middle of the night, rains taps on your window. Suddenly you hear a soft whisper, you can’t tell exactly where it’s coming from. You lift the covers just to discover someone lurking beneath them, it’s Kurtis Conner. He gently opens his mouth just to let out a soft “yee yee”, sending shivers down your spine.
nut 😩👌
yee yee
11:54 I think they were going for “I’ll never let you go” but got it confused
Ok but who tf is so attracted to Jacob Sartorious that they have to make imagines bout him and post them on the internet to satisfy their fantasies
Abby K his 11 year old fans
Didn't that girl who plays Eleven in Stranger Things date him?
@@dontcare4748 oh my god i forgot
Jessica Walker yea and then people bullied them until they broke up 💀💀💀
Weirdos
Imagine: Kurtis Conner becomes very small and crawls into your ear
You tell him no!
But it's too late
He screams "YeeYee"
mcflarry wtf ur not funny
I laughed too hard at this comment
you go deaf
Someone already said that
I CAN’T
I don’t know why, but I’m so relieved that the imaginary woman’s imaginary baby was saved
Yesss i fucking feel you
same
5:00
missed opportunity to say:
“babe it’s so dark in here, but That’s What Makes You Beautiful”
ok
kurtis's little giggle everytime he reads an imagine is the cutest thing ever
Kurtis : lol sun cream wtf is that my dude so weird
*The entire UK-*
Izzy we’re a pretty complex country
Ifkr
Uk: am I a joke to u m8?
@@toehairsareyummy9056 proceeds to fuck him up with Brexit
I was shook that they don't say it
kurtis conner is the perfect guy to watch if you have a deep love for dumb puns.
Your pfp is a whole mood
Spritzoll live it up, my guy
Exactly my type of humor
And a lil chuckle after
MARK LEE BEING HERE IS SO FUNNY TO ME LMAOO
i am WHEEZING AT "WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS IN THE OATMEAL?" LMAOOOOO
I love your pfp sm
i m a g i n e
his jolly voice echoing inside the walls of ur head like a gong, the clear sound brushing ur sadness away as he gives u
a n e x t r a g r e e t i n g
*he wasn’t like other boys.*
yayy a fellow Greg 🤙
you're greg too?
Omg I'm truly Greg too!
Rebecca K
yeah i’m greg
G enjoying
R this
E video
G also i really like danny gonzalez 😂
with those jokes, youre gonna make a GREAT dad
Omg yes😂
conspiracy theory, his girlfriend is pregnant and he will be
JustBeingMar conspiracy theory, he’s pregnant
and a great daddy 👀👀
8:59 I legit thought he said "kissing their parents" and I was like a yes a classic accident really who hasn't done that
Imagine: your palm's are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti.
Then: You’re nervous, but on the surface you act calm and ready to drop bombs
But you keep on forgetting what you wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth but the words… 🤐
won't come out, He's choking, how, everybody's joking now
@@Niki_459 times up,over pow!
Imagine: you're sitting on your swing in your yard and kurtis comes over and just kills you. For your spleen.
No. He "kills you to death"'. That's the imagine way lol.
I just completely lost my shit thank you
swinging in ur backyard pull up in ur fast car whistling my name open up a beer u say come over here and play a video gaame ok im tired of writing bye
23 dolla on the dark web
@@DameVonBonDaisy I buy for 5 dolla
y/n is just constantly trying to survive all these imagines.
Edit:
It’s been a long year i wonder how y/n is doing now
#prayfory/n
If it’s an actual person she’s suffered so much I-
#prayfory/n
Does that mean if i put my name im suffering.....
#prayfory/n
0:43 ok we live in the 19th century now
Imagine: you're on a date with the love of your life, Kurtis, he gets down on one knee, pulls out a ring and tearfully asks you
"will you be the YEE to my haw?"
Beautiful *sniffsniff*
The best one yet
Georgiana Haiduc or maybe the best one yeet
Georgiana Haiduc lm sorry
@@dariak3479 omg I am dead :)))))
*Read episode stories. They would dig a hole in you that nothing could fill.*
OMG FACTSSSS
YES
Nobody:
Kurtis: *”fUcKiNg PaRdOn”*
I say that too. Is it not common?
I can’t like it cause I’m EdGy so this is my like
I remembered the Cringey 1D imagines when I saw Niall Horan on TV and I couldn’t remember his name so I nearly yelled “Is that the guy in my ear?? Get out!!”
this is something i would do ☠️
honestly kurtis has ruined my sense in humor. like i never thought i would've laughed at pooping yourself and just not changing your posture at all lmao.
Me too omg why was that so funny
Kurtis: “I’m so glad my legs aren’t on camera right now”
Also Kurtis: *shows legs in next cut*
Yee haw
*Yee yee
Imagine
Kurtis runs Naruto style into ur room and yells YEE YEE then jumps out the window
1:50 “one direction, they’re long gone” that aged well 😂. RIP Liam Payne
KURTIS the joke is supposed to be "you know what tuna sub is backwards???"
"BUS A NUT"
freaking Mark taking a dump in the shower
I'm crying
same lmao
SAME I WHEEZED
Katheryn SAME
Omg i am dying 😂😂 is that what nct truly mean by the fart joke?!
I’m legitimately crying lmao
Imagine. You're a redhead and you're getting bullied at Hogwarts. Then, Styles comes on a broom and takes you by car. Potter is jealous and they witch fight over you and Harry wins
but...which one?
@@celina4199 harry does
OMG *Harry* won
*THE Harry*
@@Chris-xh9on the ultimate harry
Imagine: Kurtis Connor thinks saying sun cream is weird when it’s what every British person calls sun tan lotion
*"if there's subwill, there's a subway"*
kurtis be really throwing his words of wisdom at his Kurtiscitizens 👏🏽😩
Girl not to be creepy or anything but you're so pretty I'm so jealous
@@camelia2306 omg thank you so much 😍
Imagine you are riding on a motorcycle with your boyfriend Keanu Reeves, and you fall off. He doesn't notice because he is super stoned.
It's Iris xo yes
Marzi Pan Keanu Reeves=Squip
I was gonna like but it's perfectly at 666 and I don't wanna ruin it 😂
"we cringed, we laughed, and we had a gay old time" should be the title of my autobiography
'I'm a superhero, guess my name'
'Ironman? Spiderman?'
*DHARR MAN*