Cringey Imagines 2
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- Опубліковано 4 кві 2019
- WE'RE BACK, BABY!!! I've gotten hundreds of messages asking me to make a part 2 of my "Cringey 1D Imagines" video, so here it is. For this video, I decided to not limit myself to strictly 1D imagines, because there are a whole bunch of them out there including Ed Sheeran, Jacob Sartorius, and much more. Enjoy!!!
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comment "stand shitting is a 2019 vibe" if ur reading this
#kurtisconner
"are you ready for first night?!"
I've....I've had nights before
This made me audibly laugh
m b Same.
I think someone who wrote it just translate non-english term to english. For example, there's a term in bahasa " Malam Pertama ". Most of indonesian, they're tryna stay away from premarital sex so when they're married there will be a " Malam Pertama " which means, the first time for them doing-- you know, sex. And they usually do that at the first night of their wedding day. So if you translate " Malam Pertama " to english, it'll be " First Night " :)
thalita paula *gasp*
ash luna i think ive heard my parents say that before-
I feel like a lot of these are by people writing as fast as they can before their parents see what they're doing
“Ok, almost done.
Honey what are you doing?
Nothing mom!”
The more imagines he reads, the more and more this seems to ring true! 😂😂
Omg YEs
A lot of people are none native english speaker too.
Radiates same energy as people quickly closing wattpad when parents walk in you reading smut
Imagine: harry is making you breakfast, when you're done, you look at Harry, and he is just muscle tissue and blood "harry where is your skin" and he says " what did you think was the wrap bread
Omfg I’m going to go thr0w up now 😍 /lh
I love this surrealist nightmare of an imagine that you have created
It was a great timing reading this at 10 PM. Guess who's having nightmares tonight!
I was imagining you saying that in the same tone as "harry where is the milk"
oh
5:24 is it just me or is Ed Sherman’s face slowly appearing on screen the funniest shit ever
pretty late to this but you ain't alone
ED SHERMAN
"sherman" 💀
*E D S H E R M A N -*
Who tf is ed sherman😭
Imagines walked so povs could run.
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH im lonely BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and reactions can fly
Facts
YAASSSS
X reader stayed behind to let the race run smoothly
Kurtis: "wow i'm glad no one can see my outfit"
Also Kurtis: **shows outfit**
Yain't wrong
I have those pants😬
he should’ve let us IMAGINE his outfit
I was gonna say that omg 😂😂 Kurtiiis wyd xD
me: literally wearing the EXACT same pants
12 year-old fangirls had no right being this funny 😭😭
I remember finding these in 2012 and totally losing my shit
I love this one satirical imagine account, and I'll never forget one of the imagines was "POV you fall and break your neck and (Character) tries to hold back his laughter"
I remember I saw a Wilbur soot imagine on Pinterest and it said something along the lines of “imagine Wilbur soot gave you guitar lessons and you pretend to not understand it to spend more time with him and he breaks the guitar on your head and kills you” and I remember laughing at the sheer absurdity of it
@@catz_circusI SAW A SIMILIAR ONE BEFORE THE CRIME
"Imagine Wilbur is learning you how to play the guitar, you fail and he insults you and bashes your head in with his guitar."
Imagine, you're walking down the street and you feel someone grab your shoulders and whisper in your ear. It's Kurtis, and he softly whispers: "Extra Greeting ™"
IF ONLY😫
HAHAHA
THE BRANDING
your profile pic tho
That's scary
“Babe look she has your eyes”
“Give them back now”
HAJSJISJSKSJA
BABAHAHAHAHAHA
Lmao
what’s that from lmaoo
PL,Z,ZAKASJSHGAHSB
As an nctzen idk if I should be happy or terrified abt Kurtis reading one of our Mark memes word for word and then laughing abt it
I frl stopped breathing for a second
Weirdo.
i was like !? and ran to the comments like what are the odds
and of course it's classic mark stan humour
mark lee stans are actually wild 😭
Imagine: Niall horan teaches u play the guitar. U get everything wrong. He rages and breaks yo guitar on yo head. He then storms put the room to do fortnite dances and played minecraft
beautiful
What the hell
“I’m so glad my legs aren’t on camera right now”
*immediately shows legs*
Hannah Lalala we have the same name
Hannah Loves The Office I love the office too
Oh hey, I’m here to ruin the chain of Hannahs
@@hannahlovestheoffice6595 do you know... its a palindrome? who can say that? maybe bob and otto.
@Hanna Curlee hanna ftw :) Hannas are good persons :D
pov: you see harry walking street with taylor swift. “harry?” you Yell. Herry runs to pull your eyes out and kiss them gently. you cry wth pain but he keep kiss eyeballs.
I WHEEZED 😂🤣
what the fook 😂
Are you okay😂
Interesting..
Wtf 😂
Imagine: you fall from the last floor of the tallest building and suffer multiple fractures and when you're dead on the ground harry comes by in his Lamborghini and runs over you. He then gives you chest compressions and says "I'm sorry darling"
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤☠❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I think we all know what Harry put into that oatmeal, and it wasn't pants...
It was his tears, bcuz those pants he lost were his favorite.
😢
the pants were one of a kind!!
him: glad my legs aren't showing
him: *shows legs*
me: ??
*visible confusion*
Anakin Skywalker Padme more like holy shit you fuckin killed her dude
Me whenever I’m in shorts 😂
Liam: I’m a superhero, guess my name
Girl: Ironman? Spider-Man?
Liam: *smile fades into skin *
Slender man
mozzarella cheese, DUDE HOLY SHIt. I just spit my fuckin water out because of this.
That’s a good one 😂
666 likes
😂😂😂😂
OMG THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
Imagine: you come home from a party, Jungcook sees you and asks "where were you?" You reply "out" so Jungcook slams you against the wall, knocking you out, then he says "now who's really out"
Cook??? 😭😭🤌🏻🤌🏻
Im screaming lmfaoooo now whos really out
Good one pal
I REMEMBER THAT, WASN'T IT ON TT
@@Samuel-rk3vq yesssz
8:11 The Mark cameo was crazy ijbol. I realised that nctzens sound weird to people who aren't in the fandom because of their crazy humor lmao.
The slow reveal of ed’s face makes me so wildly uncomfortable
I'm chocking right now AHAHHAHAHA
Carlotta Qualizza chock chock chock chock chock chock
His face his was weird in the picture
SAME
The children are fast, but Ed Sheeran is faster.
"It's baby this, baby that who are you Justin Bieber."
N00B47 I DIED
N00B47 that was like the best part of the vid
Imagine: it’s you and Kurtis wedding day. Kurtis hyperventilate his vows “I will never drop you Y/N” “do you take Y/N to be your wife” “sure” he hyperventilate as you stare in his piercing brown orbs “do you take Kurtis to be your husband” “I do” you say “you may now kiss bride” Kurtis puts out his hand for a firm handshake “up high, down low, too slow” you get divorced after 2 weeks
this man needs a danger warning on his videos. i'm athsmatic and constantly struggle to breathe bc i'm laughing so hard. thanks kurtis.
Imagine:
You're in bed with Kurtis, he's spooning you
He whispers in your ear, very softly
"Yee yee"
Juice*
Hahhahahahhahahha
Clara Martins stolen
Get outta hear trynna steal my comment 😤
Clara Martins “yeehaw..”
Kurtis kisses your cheek gently, caressing your neck with a soft hand, he grabs your neck yeeting you out the window uwu
I’m eternally grateful for this
There's nothing better than getting carressed by a freshly severed limb on a sunday evening😍💝💕💖😋
800 likes thanks to me 😏
And like 799 others 😅
Oh man I love this 😂
SalmaX33 same 😂
8:07 at least he found the Mark one funny and knew it was a joke💀💀
8:07 HELP NOT MARK 💀💀
Imagine: Niall Horan is crawling inside your ear. You try to tell him to stop but he is in there.
a classic
Is he normal sized, or did he shrink
“is he normal sized”
@@I_love_dr_stone yes
this one is a classic
Imagine 👏🏽
Kurtis gives you an extra greeting when he crawls in your ears. You ask him to leave but he won’t
He’s in there
Mani Sefas-Loos sorry i’m in ear
U tell him to stop but HE'S IN THERE
I'm afeared
Giggity giggity goo
💀💀
Nct always at the scene of the crime 😭
MARK LEE BEING HERE IS SO FUNNY TO ME LMAOO
Imagine: Kurtis Conner becomes very small and crawls into your ear
You tell him no!
But it's too late
He screams "YeeYee"
mcflarry wtf ur not funny
I laughed too hard at this comment
you go deaf
Someone already said that
I CAN’T
WHAT IS MARK DOING THERE LMAOOOOOO
not mark lee 😭💀 i swear nctzens love making those crack imagines and they're so cursed 💀💀
i stopped taking my anti depressants because of the extra greeting
Im so proud of this community
Depression doesn't exist in Kurtistown
This reminded me to take my meds lol
please don't
Depression dos not exist in kurtistown you will be destroyed
For the greater good.
YourMan was a role made just for Noah Centieno
: he’d play the role AMAZINGly
catchphrase: woahwoahwoah
@@amelias6138 you're a genius
: HAHA
i think it’s hilarious that mark lee made it into this video LMAOAOAO
8:20 the Mark imagine is actually kinda something I can imagine him saying 😭😭
I mean it’s better than this one imagine I saw that was him sticking his toes up y/n’s nose and y/n dying(y/n had a toe allergy 😭)
@@mildew127 that is actually an amazing imagine
that slow reveal of ed sheerans face was the scariest thing ever i'm WHEEZING
Kaitlynn I’M LAUGHING SO HARD HAHA
When I saw the red hair.. I thought it was Reba so imagine my surprise when Ed Sheeran was slowly revealed
Kaitlynn *(WHEEZE)*
HONESTLY
Garrett Wells imagine: your boyfriend, reba, coming in and beating up the bullies. then singing a country song for you because you’re being bullied for your dead mom
The funniest about the "yourman" imagine is that 1D actually has a song that says "I can't be no superman but for you I'll be superhuman"
I wanna save your heart from these terrifying imagines... toniiight.
They'll only break you, leave you torn apart... OH.
why did my brain instantly go to reganomics by lemon demon 🕳_🕳
"you should open your eyes but they stay closed"
yes. they are staying closed, i'm not reading these lmaoo
@@themyofmy _are you unhappy girl with this confusing world where everything you earn is getting left to burn if it were up to me then living would be free and i can give you that and i can give you that_
BRUH NOT ME JUST FINDING OUT THAT 1D MEANS ONE DIRECTION
Stand shitting is a 2019 vibe LMAO
I remembered the Cringey 1D imagines when I saw Niall Horan on TV and I couldn’t remember his name so I nearly yelled “Is that the guy in my ear?? Get out!!”
this is something i would do ☠️
I saw the intro and thought: there’s only one direction this video can go
👀
This comment is very underrated
*cues laughtrack*
*cues seinfeld theme*
*cues drum solo*
we as a society cannot let “phil e. cheesesteak” go unnoticed
I love your profile of cute Luke lmao
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS EVERYTHINGGG
Idc about star wars but for some reason I just love your pfp it's so *aestheticccc*
I love how all three of these replies have nothing to do with the actual comment
Eddie Cameron it’s almost like they are.. letting it go unnoticed
Imagine : Shawn Mendes comes into your room at the middle of the night and says "Someone wants to see you". while putting off his unicorn slippers.
"Who?" you ask killing your pet baby dragon.
"Me" Tom Holland says coming inside from your broken window. He comes closer to you and whispers "Ik you want to go to bed but your parents are getting divorced."
I never thought I’d see mark on a kurtis video… but alas LIKE A STICKAAAAA
"If there's Sub-will, there's a Sub-way" that needs to become a slogan lol
Idk man, ''Eat ass'' seems like a difficult one to beat if we're talking slogan possibilities...
Let's not forget, " If your gonna post 'em, we're allowed to roast 'em".
That's it. I will say this forever now. No context needed.
Or a poster
Hudson Reynolds CEO of Sub-will Sub-way
Imagine: standing at the kurtistown border and but the gaurd doesn't give you a extra greeting
Aimiko you’re everywhere and i support it
That would be heartbreaking! I can't!
Yee yee😔
8:08 MARK LEE???????? this is a crossover i did not expect
This instantly became one of my favorite Kurtis videos.
12 year old me is triggered I used to think these Wattpad type imagines were Shakespeare.
oof, 12 y/o me can relate harD
U What 😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly tho
me with the emo band imagines 😂😭😂😭😂
But when your 11 you’re cringing.
But I hate the word cringing.
But I use it.
But okay.
That slow reveal of Ed Sheeran's odd facial expression covered in a wall of text is hilarious.
Shoelace Kink it scared me at first
I almost choked on my cheeto 😂
@Tiegan L those standing shower poops do be hittin different tho 👀
13:06 he contributes some of his own milk to the oatmeal
Yep
Imagine: Kurtis Connor thinks saying sun cream is weird when it’s what every British person calls sun tan lotion
kurtis: im really glad my legs aren’t on camera
*proceeds to show legs*
*i look like a fucking extra in a disney show*
*WELL HEY GANG*
#Floorgang
*Well hey gang* 🤙🏻
no shit sherlock
Imagine: you’re a washerwoman in the 1300s and one day you’re reading and then magistrate Kurtis himself accuses you of witchcraft, a few weeks later, he winks at you and you blush as you’re being burned at the stake❤️
SO CUTE!!! I wish Kurtis would burn me at the stake...
Random Username We all do sweetie, we all do 😔
Gay Sock OMG HELLO FELLOW NNSG FAN AND YES I ACTUALLY CRIED RAKU WAS A GREAT CHARACTER also yes snufkin profile pic
is it hot in here or am i just being burned at the stake? 😳
Still a better love story than twilight
11:54 I think they were going for “I’ll never let you go” but got it confused
5:00
missed opportunity to say:
“babe it’s so dark in here, but That’s What Makes You Beautiful”
ok
Imagine: Kurtis Connor comes into your room on midnight and hands you a bowl. You is confused. You look in bowls and see oatmeal with pants in.
so i just copy and pasted this and sent it to my friend with no context cuz i felt like it so we'll see what she says
aly Don’t forget to update
aly genius, imma go do that
Imagine: Bowl comes into your room on midnight and hands you a oatmeal. You is confused. You look in oatmeals and see pants, with Kurtis in.
@@genericname2747 : sam
Imagine:
Kurtis whispers “yee yee” in your ear every night before you fall asleep
I’d pay a million dollars for that
Terrifying.
Sarah Brownell MizaLina Two types of people
At last, he is able to do what he came to do. He runs to your eardrum and shouts “F O L K S” and proceeds to slap your eardrum with all his might.
InducedPsychosis poor Jenna lmao
The extra greeting actually made me subscribe, it's a powerful tool. In the hands of evil, it can do terrible things.
"I'm glad you can't see my trousers."
*shows trousers*
Multiple times
Imagine:
You’re falling asleep at night. Suddenly, Noel Miller floats in through the window. He slowly leans into your ear and whispers, “wanna hear my ethnicity test results?”
This comment deserves more likes hahahhaha
PLEASE I NEEDT O KNOW
GOODBYE
Absolutely
that's goddam terrifying
'if you're allowed to post them we're allowed to roast them '-Kurtis Conner 2019
8:59 I legit thought he said "kissing their parents" and I was like a yes a classic accident really who hasn't done that
8:40 this reminded me of a saying in my country (Brazil). If you want to say you don't care about something, you say you are shitting and walking
the word “dude” was made for this guy
STOP COPYING THIS COMMENT OMGGG
Facts.
@@chloet9357 it's possible for people to come up with the same things. Happens all the time
the word “dude” was made for this guy
i thought you were me
Imagine, in an alternate universe:
Guy: "I'm a superhero. Guess my name."
Girl: "The hulk? Captain America?"
Guy: "Your man."
Girl: "...what?"
It's funny because here in Ireland, "your man" is literally any man you know about
@@anamilenaobregon895 your mum could say "your man down the street" and your man could live right beside you or on a different continent.
He-man
the way i died
Girl: Y/n?
Person: Yes please save me from all these fanfic bs I am aro ace--
0:43 ok we live in the 19th century now
The slow pan down to sheerans face with the imagine was absolutely great [ at 5:19 }
Imagine: You are eating spaghetti and Kurtis bust down the door... “ YEE YEE” he yells as he throws his cowboy hat at you, knocking the spaghetti out of your hand
Your username is the best thing I’ve ever read
I also love your username
Nathaniel Antonick: thank ye thank ye
The most realistic imagine ever written
Paul McCartney’s Left Pinky okay but..... I’m eating spaghetti rn
IMAGINE: dragons
**underappreciated comment right here**
@@he.said.teenjiejer it really is
@@danae6912 both
also 10/10 name
fucking comedic genius
Imagine: All the people.
1.1k dislikes are from people who aren't ready for first night 🙄
Anyone else notices how his voice got so much deeper even though he was like 26 then and is 30 now 😭
kurtis: i’m really happy that my legs aren’t on camera because holy shit, this is a bad outfit.
also kurtis: proceeds to show us bad outfit
he’s so brave 😢
Lol I commented this exact comment but then saw you got there first so I deleted it haha
@@laurajames5422 same😂
Honestly tho same
bruh idek it’s very christmas-y !! 😂😂
Kurtis deserves an Oscar for all those cutscenes lmao
Josefine May theyre my fav
sksksks true 😂
I was the 2000th like :oo
A Canadian UA-camr reading an ~~imagine~~ of another Canadian UA-camr that mentions a Canadian singer and singing a song by yet another Canadian singer afterwards is such a Canadian moment!
7:54 NOT THAT SONG PLS
Imagine: you're sitting on your swing in your yard and kurtis comes over and just kills you. For your spleen.
No. He "kills you to death"'. That's the imagine way lol.
I just completely lost my shit thank you
swinging in ur backyard pull up in ur fast car whistling my name open up a beer u say come over here and play a video gaame ok im tired of writing bye
23 dolla on the dark web
@@DameVonBonDaisy I buy for 5 dolla
*Read episode stories. They would dig a hole in you that nothing could fill.*
OMG FACTSSSS
YES
Imagine: you call Sun tan lotion "sun cream" and Kurtis mocks you for it
Kurtis : ew wtf is suncream that's so gross
All of Britain: am I a joke to you?
Imagine little girls didn't romanticize abusive relationships
Helga Hufflepuff *cough* after
Disney was a terrible influence on me. Especially Beauty and the Beast.
same with the other way around, it's genuinely upsetting that kids are taught so young that being hurt just means you're loved.
The slow pan down to reveal the picture of Ed Sheeran was absolutely Terrifying
😂😭Swearrr
Actually 😂
The picture of Ed Sheeran itself was terrifying.
honestlyyyy💀💀💀
I read this comment before seeing it and thought to myself *haha I wonder what this is about* fuck that is horrendous I am so scared
I love these, I used to spend hours at night in middle school reading these to cope with my undiagnosed mental illnesses. They're so nostalgic and I still read them to escape
I was dying at the “well hey gang!” 💀 it was soooo funny 😭💀😭💀😭😭😭💀💀💀
Omfg does anyone remember the imagine where harry says "Who do you think gave you the teeth?"
I DO AKSJJD
JSKFKDJGNSNDJDJ
who do you phink gave you phthe teefh
How dare you remind us
it was brilliant lmfao
Imagine: When Kurtis finds a wattpad about him and Danny
Oh god
Selfcest
Don't worry, I'll have it on soon. 😉😂
@@vegazyla1402 oop-
Danny devito?
Because of this video, my friends and I now have a first night celebration for the first night of every month. We truly are never ready for first night
IM REWATCHING OLD KURTIS VIDEOS AND THE MARK LEE ONE HELPHSHDJABDN MY NCTZEN BRAIN CANT DO THIS
Imagine: you're on a date with the love of your life, Kurtis, he gets down on one knee, pulls out a ring and tearfully asks you
"will you be the YEE to my haw?"
Beautiful *sniffsniff*
The best one yet
Georgiana Haiduc or maybe the best one yeet
Georgiana Haiduc lm sorry
@@dariak3479 omg I am dead :)))))
"what makes you beautiful is... darkness"
Relatable
Yeah... beacuse they can't see my ugly face
r/im14andthisisdeep vibes from this comment
@@raccoondog1458 since when was a "mood" thing /iam14andthisisdeep? Lmaoooo
It means they're ugly-
@@MadeOfConfusion no wonder i cant relate 😌 self love
When you’re the first black girl he’s dated
I agree that the best “imagine” is a wholesome one. For example, imagine all the people… living for today.
please i was not ready for Mark Lee's picture to pop up on the screen omfg
Nobody:
Kurtis: *”fUcKiNg PaRdOn”*
I say that too. Is it not common?
I can’t like it cause I’m EdGy so this is my like
Liam: I'm a superhero guess my name
Me: My-Man?
Liam: **pulls out a hammer and sickle** Our-man.
*Soviet union opening theme intensifies*
R/suddenlycommunist
@@cherrisoda892
r/foundthemobileuser
??
So underrated
HOW AM I JUST NOW NOTICING MARK LEE LMAOO
mark lee on a kurtis conner video, he's everywhere