Christian Mingle: The Movie

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  • @fletchergillespie3242
    @fletchergillespie3242 4 роки тому +6847

    This whole movie is shot like a medicine commercial

    • @1-1-5-2
      @1-1-5-2 4 роки тому +280

      at least medicine commercials have good lighting

    • @chrismorris6865
      @chrismorris6865 4 роки тому +36

      Damn, that's accurate.

    • @zangyloveskawaii6003
      @zangyloveskawaii6003 4 роки тому +3

      Love the pfp

    • @holly205
      @holly205 4 роки тому +6

      5:40

    • @arie3147
      @arie3147 4 роки тому +1

      @@1-1-5-2 wtf i literally just said that sdjhd like word for word skdjsd

  • @ameliaspell3726
    @ameliaspell3726 5 років тому +12272

    GRETCHEN, STOP TRYING TO MAKE A HUSBAND HAPPEN.
    IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

  • @emilysalinas9176
    @emilysalinas9176 5 років тому +5394

    "If God didn't give you a husband, you ain't getting a husband Gretch" LMAO

    • @jawslyn4459
      @jawslyn4459 5 років тому +32

      *gun shots* Take THAT !

    • @Gdig728
      @Gdig728 5 років тому +18

      “If god”
      *6 6 6 L I K E S*

    • @madisonserbantez1920
      @madisonserbantez1920 4 роки тому +1

      Emily Salinas 1000th like :)

    • @emmacjobe
      @emmacjobe 4 роки тому +41

      Emily Salinas Plot twist: She gets a wife

    • @madigable2125
      @madigable2125 4 роки тому +17

      ...And none for Gretchen Weiners BYE!

  • @tatebarnett6804
    @tatebarnett6804 2 роки тому +2003

    My mother is Christian and often invites Christian friends over. There's one particular couple who have no personality other than being Christian and my sister calls them the NPCs.

    • @corahtheskeleton8062
      @corahtheskeleton8062 Рік тому +379

      "No Personality Christians"?

    • @ieatedshampoo
      @ieatedshampoo Рік тому +51

      @@corahtheskeleton8062LMAO

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj Рік тому +81

      Some people are just stereotypes like that and I don't know how it happens xD I mean, I suppose if I get to know them a little better, there's more to them, but I remember meeting two Metalheads™, a handyman™ and a creative chick ™. I can imagine these Christian people are the same, but Christian™

    • @guydude439
      @guydude439 Рік тому +53

      As a Catholic, I can confirm that I am actually an NPC and I literally only exist to be a background character in a church congregation in movies

    • @QDecision86
      @QDecision86 2 місяці тому +1

      This is true, all happily married Christian couples have no passions besides our lord and savior Jesus Christ

  • @prussianmaple
    @prussianmaple 4 роки тому +12751

    spanish is my first language and i have just two comments about it
    a) i had to listen like 4 times to understand what that lady said
    b) she literally said "consider yourselves lucky that you got tested by god" girl my village 😭😭

    • @temtem8110
      @temtem8110 4 роки тому +1957

      Imagine telling a child whose life was destroyed that she’s a lucky one. AND WITH THAT VOICE. What a great message, Christian Mingle, with a dash of sociopathy and entitlement ✨👌

    • @lunadoodles8810
      @lunadoodles8810 4 роки тому +909

      oh wow spanish is also my first language and i had actually thought she was saying nonsense

    • @emma-di5ly
      @emma-di5ly 4 роки тому +173

      That's just... wow

    • @ceci7783
      @ceci7783 4 роки тому +181

      what the FUCK

    • @williamshookspear9584
      @williamshookspear9584 4 роки тому +34

      Savage

  • @RespectedGamer72
    @RespectedGamer72 4 роки тому +2275

    That "Spanish" sounded like someone trying to speak Italian in the most nasally French accent they could do

    • @helmutschmidt84
      @helmutschmidt84 4 роки тому +86

      And having a stroke at the same time

    • @midelcitizenright8141
      @midelcitizenright8141 4 роки тому +29

      And having a heart attack at the same time

    • @Rrougenoir
      @Rrougenoir 4 роки тому +17

      That didn't even sound a bit Italian, not even the accent bruh

    • @elenaAa1709
      @elenaAa1709 4 роки тому +4

      @@Rrougenoir exactly 🤣

    • @avocado8137
      @avocado8137 4 роки тому +4

      And dieing at the same time

  • @johnniesstorytime7837
    @johnniesstorytime7837 2 роки тому +6518

    I love how even in movies written by and for Christians, the Christian characters are still insufferable bullies

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 роки тому +164

      why is this painfully truw

    • @bethanychatman9531
      @bethanychatman9531 Рік тому +252

      Very accurate and sad. Them being non self aware is they'll believe they're different than this.

    • @randyjax09
      @randyjax09 Рік тому +21

      Haha that’s so true.

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 Рік тому +69

      Just like real life

    • @Skibidiiigvf
      @Skibidiiigvf Рік тому +18

      @@ethandollarhide7943 fr

  • @lillianbetts8747
    @lillianbetts8747 5 років тому +6788

    “I’m terrible with time management”
    UMMMMMM Mr.Struggle?!!

  • @mackenzie6810
    @mackenzie6810 3 роки тому +4775

    This movie is the definition of
    “I want a church girl that go to church and read her bible”

  • @sophieheritage478
    @sophieheritage478 4 роки тому +7183

    I didn’t realise this was only released in 2014. This legitimately seems like something from 2004.

  • @oneofthechampagnes5482
    @oneofthechampagnes5482 2 роки тому +1496

    I thought my standards were low in highschool but this grown woman's standards are "look me in the eyes for 10 seconds and smile" 😂

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 2 роки тому +71

      I really wanted Kurtis to cut from that line to him just staring at the camera for 10 seconds before smiling because wow 10 seconds feels a lot longer than it sounds in practice

    • @Sky-bx9mn
      @Sky-bx9mn 2 роки тому +37

      Plot twist: Gretchen is actually a camera in human form

    • @ekinersoy3002
      @ekinersoy3002 10 місяців тому +1

      Lmao this reminded me Kurtis' Twisted Pair video where in the beginning Neil Breen looks into the camera for a while then suddenly smiles. It's official now, Neil Breen is the standard.

  • @lunamarie1472
    @lunamarie1472 5 років тому +5758

    Hahahaha omg i don’t speak english natively and when he said “dating sites where christians can meet other christians” I didn’t think of the religion I thought some guys named Christian were too extra to date any other people than fellow Christians and I didn’t even question it lmaooo

  • @michaelio6548
    @michaelio6548 3 роки тому +3905

    Why didn't Gwyneth just... say she was recently converted instead of pretending that she was christian before

    • @audreycoleman7313
      @audreycoleman7313 3 роки тому +316

      Because the company couldn't milk the rest of the 1hour 30mins out of the viewers bc the entire plot would crumble :(

    • @sourpatchkids351
      @sourpatchkids351 3 роки тому +169

      why use a christian dating app when you’re not christian? is christian mingle the only dating app in their world?

    • @michaelio6548
      @michaelio6548 3 роки тому +247

      @@sourpatchkids351 I think you cracked the case. This is a dystopian universe where all other dating apps have been eradicated and we never noticed it, right under our noses.
      (Love the neiru pfp btw)

    • @sourpatchkids351
      @sourpatchkids351 3 роки тому +35

      @@michaelio6548 haha thanks! the show lowkey fell apart at the end, but i still have a soft spot in my heart for it and it’s characters :)

    • @wilfulbuckle13
      @wilfulbuckle13 2 роки тому +3

      Isn't lying bad though?

  • @seigeengine
    @seigeengine 5 років тому +4509

    "I just want to meet a guy who will look at me for ten seconds and smile."
    Wow, setting the bar high there aren't we?

    • @ServingOthers99
      @ServingOthers99 5 років тому +192

      I was thinking the same thing, like she should've been more realistic. Like, 6 seconds and a smirk

    • @Ooffoop
      @Ooffoop 5 років тому +119

      That would just get creepy some dude staring at you for 10 seconds straight and just smiling

    • @saffiyasmith1816
      @saffiyasmith1816 5 років тому +35

      Realistically based on what she settled for, in her world, it would have been:
      I just want ta guy to being so boring that I have no chemistry with them.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 років тому +7

      I mean, not being boring doesn't mean you'll have chemistry with them.

    • @saffiyasmith1816
      @saffiyasmith1816 5 років тому +7

      @@seigeengine My comment meant, that he was soo boring that she couldn't have chemistry with him even if she wanted to.

  • @cruleo
    @cruleo Рік тому +5215

    As a latino, I can guarantee you miss Kelly over there was genuinely speaking incomprehensible gibberish

    • @ariannamorie2020
      @ariannamorie2020 Рік тому +311

      Yes I was like qué

    • @ladykynthos
      @ladykynthos Рік тому +190

      I mean, se entiende si lo reproduces varias veces, pero no sis, qué haces 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀. Suena peor que yo hablando alemán xd

    • @shani21420
      @shani21420 Рік тому +267

      She was definitely casting a spell💀, but I think she said “Hermanos míos, considérense muy dischosos(???) cuando tienen que enfrentarse con diversas pruebas.” And yes I know I’m late af I’m 4 years late.

    • @eggs8021
      @eggs8021 Рік тому +30

      ​@@shani21420 comment is only 3 months old no prob bro

    • @adinarosenstein9586
      @adinarosenstein9586 Рік тому +11

      @@shani21420 I unfortunately don't speak Spanish- what's that in English?

  • @abigaildelaney7653
    @abigaildelaney7653 5 років тому +11095

    Husband for you, husband for you, husband for you...
    *and none for Gretchen Wieners, bye*
    I’m crying.

    • @cenedra20
      @cenedra20 5 років тому +11

      +

    • @jessicahymow1410
      @jessicahymow1410 5 років тому +305

      3 husbands for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco.

    • @Hailey-qv6ee
      @Hailey-qv6ee 5 років тому +65

      I legitimately choked on my cake I was laughing so hard I cried

    • @evie37509
      @evie37509 5 років тому +32

      I subscribed for this joke

    • @dottyContrarian
      @dottyContrarian 5 років тому +8

      @@jessicahymow1410 *I thought it was four..*

  • @lydia-gi8gw
    @lydia-gi8gw 5 років тому +1964

    *”goodbye burn book, hello good book”*

  • @natanderson19
    @natanderson19 5 років тому +2196

    yes longer video = more kurtistown

    • @fionahegarty1828
      @fionahegarty1828 5 років тому

      natalie anderson yassss nat getting those likes

  • @_emory
    @_emory 2 роки тому +880

    Imagine being a Christian and breaking up with a girl for not being Christian enough on a missionary trip
    Instead of helping her become Christian enough

    • @kittysharpe5269
      @kittysharpe5269 11 місяців тому +40

      Welcome to Christianity

    • @SamRK-1000
      @SamRK-1000 10 місяців тому

      Fucking real, it’s obvious this Christian dating site is made by a bunch of westboro Baptist types.

    • @CadDriftarus
      @CadDriftarus 8 місяців тому

      I mean if a guy is that suffocatingly christian, I'd rather he dump me than shove his religion down my esophagus.
      -my christian ass?

  • @unhingedfrogspawn6715
    @unhingedfrogspawn6715 4 роки тому +4559

    I just can't believe they showed premarital kissing smd(daggum)h

    • @mikaroni_and_cheez
      @mikaroni_and_cheez 4 роки тому +375

      Premarital eye contact as well

    • @azyo8803
      @azyo8803 4 роки тому +324

      Premarital existence is disgusting smh

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 роки тому +35

      @Hollow Cup dont say that word you filfth

    • @sophieschroer42
      @sophieschroer42 4 роки тому +128

      girl defined would disapprove

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 роки тому +8

      @@sophieschroer42 smh

  • @hellolamby
    @hellolamby 5 років тому +2118

    “Husband for you, husband for you, husband for you...
    And none for Gretchen Weiners.”
    Brilliant.

    • @chxrryskiess6586
      @chxrryskiess6586 4 роки тому +2

      hellolamby *bYee*

    • @m00n14y
      @m00n14y 4 роки тому +12

      4 for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!

  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  5 років тому +4508

    FUNKY SPUNKY!!!! Let me know if you want to see more videos like this!

  • @neuteredmedic2077
    @neuteredmedic2077 2 роки тому +616

    as someone raised christian: the most unbelievable thing is that they were mad she wasnt already "fully christian" like when someone even HINTS that they might like to get into it its like sharks to water they would be all about getting her fully converted

    • @clairee527
      @clairee527 Рік тому +73

      oh no, that part is VERY realistic. the whole "youre not enough of a christian" is extremely prevalent, as is claiming any christian they dont like as "not a true christian"

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 Рік тому +36

      @@clairee527 i feel thats true. because while my family dont speak much about religioun (but my mom is still quite _really_ religious), i have struggled ALOT internally on about being 'not christian enough'which doesn't help when im also a young lgbtq child

    • @hahstudios2753
      @hahstudios2753 Рік тому +22

      @@hat7475I know this is a super old comment but I hope you’re doing better now

  • @7907-u8h
    @7907-u8h 5 років тому +11702

    Spanish is my second language.
    I have no idea what language that lady is speaking. Sounds like she's summoning Satan.

    • @yaage28
      @yaage28 5 років тому +282

      I never comment on youtube videos but your comment has exactly 666 likes and that made my day - you summoned the devil toooo 😱

    • @omarsaucedo8430
      @omarsaucedo8430 5 років тому +1148

      spanish is my first language and i thought that lady was speaking latin or italian

    • @FuriedHearts
      @FuriedHearts 5 років тому +736

      Wait. Are you saying she literally spoke Spanish jibberish? Wtf....
      It's not that difficult to learn ONE line in the actual language. Lazy and stupid

    • @omarsaucedo8430
      @omarsaucedo8430 5 років тому +630

      @@FuriedHearts that line sounds like she was told to google translate her line word by word and then just read it without a care about spanish phonetics.

    • @sofiamoreno8359
      @sofiamoreno8359 5 років тому +232

      "Hermanos míos. Considérenese muy dichosos cuando tengan que enfrentarse a otros pueblos"... (?)
      Is my closest guess

  • @zeducator99
    @zeducator99 5 років тому +4769

    Man, Mayonase is bad at time management? Watch out Gretchen, you've got a Mr. Struggle on your hands.

    • @domin-ho
      @domin-ho 5 років тому +80

      LMAO, do you watch Mr. Atheist?

    • @federicacucchetti3792
      @federicacucchetti3792 5 років тому +112

      AND HE WATCHES PORN?!?!

    • @useroffline9999
      @useroffline9999 5 років тому +51

      I legit stan you for that Mr Atheist reference, my friend

    • @sophieh3862
      @sophieh3862 5 років тому +28

      Claire Rochford oh my god this is the best comment

    • @ilsadavis2639
      @ilsadavis2639 5 років тому +9

      oh my god---

  • @Blueeyesinthesky
    @Blueeyesinthesky 4 роки тому +8912

    It would’ve made more sense if she was like working in marketing and has to market the app. She gets the idea to try it herself to come up with a pitch and ends up actually meeting a great guy falling in love and eventually becoming a Christian. This gives her a reason to actually use the app and stuff.

    • @cadalihoe8035
      @cadalihoe8035 3 роки тому +1017

      Girl YOU should’ve directed the movie 😭

    • @muhdiskandar02
      @muhdiskandar02 3 роки тому +451

      That would be “Mingle all the way” except its not about Christianity

    • @picklespeas9623
      @picklespeas9623 3 роки тому +134

      Thats literally mingle all the way 😂😂

    • @themonecollective
      @themonecollective 3 роки тому +157

      Not you creating a better plot than the movie hahahah

    • @lectiocultura5599
      @lectiocultura5599 3 роки тому +62

      Dude, idk but u just did the writer's work in a single comment and actually made it so much better

  • @charlottemartyr
    @charlottemartyr 2 роки тому +242

    I think the cookies keep coming up as a kinda weird and unsubtle way to reinforce that she’s changing and becoming a “better, more humble, and more obedient Christian girl” bc this is 100% the kind of thing they’d do to me when I lived with my ultra-religious family; they try to force you to change small things so your primed to change bigger things.
    Like she changes her religion, her job, her eating habits, her interests, even stops eating and speaking SpOoKy FoRiEgN sTuFf oooo meanwhile wonderbread gets to tell her to fuck off twice, change nothing about the way he acts or thinks, and gets to waltz in and be her husband anyway
    Like it never says why she doesn’t eat cookies but it’s kinda implied “oh, she’s a worldly city girl who wears the pants in her life. She eats sushi and not cookies bc she’s vain and *multicultural* oooo scary” so instead of being like “yeah mr mayo is too different from me we’re not a good couple” she forced herself to change to be the kind of girl he likes bc she’s so desperate and really, /wouldn’t she be more happy as a married Christian girl who’s subservient and obedient to her husband?/
    My folks tried to do the same thing with me and instead I moved out, spent 5 years working on my own life and casually meeting people before finding someone who ACTUALLY understood and liked me that I ACTUALLY wanted to spend my life with lol

  • @classicxlolita
    @classicxlolita 5 років тому +1936

    “I want a man who wears plaid shirts, force feeds me cookies, and makes me wanna throw up watching him eat new foods. Bonus if he only loves me if I’m Christian enough.”

    • @Kijinn
      @Kijinn 4 роки тому +71

      "Bonus if he only loves me if I’m Christian enough.”
      I didn't see any "love" there. That was a man desperate to find someone else to fuck/abuse after the previous woman ran off. How would he actually love her, considering he hasn't seen or cared for her in a year?

    • @Mikasacusfan
      @Mikasacusfan 4 роки тому +64

      @@Kijinn like he literally only came back to her when the other girl was gone. Honestly it's kinda creepy. She's desperate out of loneliness and is obviously dealing with some mental health problems like how she has a mental breakdown when he rejects her. And he knows this and toys around with her, even getting her to stop working and go to Mexico with him where his ex and mom can bully her.
      He plays around with her emotions again and again and stands her up multiple times only to come back to her when he has no other choice. It's sick.

    • @Kijinn
      @Kijinn 4 роки тому +36

      @@Mikasacusfan
      Yes, this really only seems to have the formula for making women obedient to abusive men, under the guise of "God demands it."
      All the movie does is to emphasize why relationships based on religious ties *aren't* the smart choice.
      Sadly, relationships outside of that frequently suffer due to modern civilizations lacking emotional stability. We're just on the brink of discovering how to consciously deal with our subconsciousness. It's not something that ordinary parents or school know how to teach.

    • @coolbeans2345
      @coolbeans2345 4 роки тому

      @@Kijinn read running on empty by janice webb

  • @peachymoon2400
    @peachymoon2400 3 роки тому +4182

    17:03
    As a Spanish speaker, it literally took me a hot few seconds to realise she was speaking Spanish and not Minecraft Enchantment Table

    • @sleepylilwolf1749
      @sleepylilwolf1749 3 роки тому +191

      i was also hella confused at first also cool Minecraft reference

    • @valeriamendiburuvillalpand7501
      @valeriamendiburuvillalpand7501 3 роки тому +329

      I'm Mexican and I couldn't understand a thing she was saying

    • @jammyintears
      @jammyintears 3 роки тому +231

      She really went off with the *enunciation*

    • @rats_in_a_PACK
      @rats_in_a_PACK 3 роки тому +127

      i don't speak spanish, but i've got relatives who do and that does not sound like spanish...

    • @vitowidjojo7038
      @vitowidjojo7038 3 роки тому +172

      This is equivalent of people speaking gibberish and make it sounds like Chinese.

  • @someamorplease
    @someamorplease 5 років тому +10069

    So you’re telling me that Christian Mingle advertised themselves with a film about a woman LYING about being a Christian?? I see no flaws here.

    • @wickeddodgeboys6603
      @wickeddodgeboys6603 4 роки тому +289

      Liars lieing about lies. Truth

    • @someamorplease
      @someamorplease 4 роки тому +176

      WickedDodgeBoys Straight up bars bro

    • @wickeddodgeboys6603
      @wickeddodgeboys6603 4 роки тому +21

      @@someamorplease omw

    • @user-yc8xw8bd5r
      @user-yc8xw8bd5r 4 роки тому +206

      The creators of Christian Mingle aren't even Christian, so the way they made the movie kind of makes since. They give off the impression that they are Christian so Christians will use their website, and the girl in the movie pretends to be a Christian so she can marry someone.

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 роки тому +13

      @@wickeddodgeboys6603 You sound like that dude from bestie picks bae . Sometimes I lie to pigeons

  • @melanierose5077
    @melanierose5077 4 роки тому +3599

    "If god didn't give you a husband, you ain't getting a husband" literally made me CACKLE

  • @ayshaneaviles5671
    @ayshaneaviles5671 Рік тому +193

    kelly basically told the kids that they should be happy when confronted with challenges which is 100x worse than not knowing the bible by heart 💀💀💀💀

  • @zannchristo
    @zannchristo 4 роки тому +4879

    Dear people saying her Spanish sounds like someone summoning Satan:
    Please stop, Satan is scared of whatever language she's speaking

    • @satan4961
      @satan4961 4 роки тому +168

      Hell yeah. As Satan herself, I was scared when she was talking.

    • @paris5410
      @paris5410 4 роки тому +57

      @Satan aww, poor you. Have a hug.

    • @paris5410
      @paris5410 4 роки тому +30

      Satan speaks all languages really well also apparently.

    • @pyrodynamics75
      @pyrodynamics75 4 роки тому +12

      @@satan4961 Hell yeah indeed

    • @jungsushi6447
      @jungsushi6447 4 роки тому +20

      @@satan4961 please stop giving me bad luck

  • @farateq
    @farateq 4 роки тому +17413

    gretchen: **has not memorised the bible by heart**
    everyone: that isn't very fetch of you

    • @broattab9807
      @broattab9807 4 роки тому +43

      Lol

    • @babyvision6948
      @babyvision6948 4 роки тому +374

      Gretchen signing up forChristian mingle:
      Me:she doesn’t even go here
      (This made more sense in my head)

    • @iliketoeatbatteries8122
      @iliketoeatbatteries8122 4 роки тому +228

      Stop trying to make fetch happen Fara

    • @averymoran6512
      @averymoran6512 3 роки тому +50

      Omg wait
      That’s iconic
      I had to wait to catch my breath tbh

    • @xensbooknook
      @xensbooknook 3 роки тому +55

      Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch a thing. It’s not gonna haplen

  • @mirceag.7706
    @mirceag.7706 4 роки тому +4973

    omg, I first thought that "Christian Mingle" was the name of the main character

    • @thatweirdo5048
      @thatweirdo5048 4 роки тому +91

      Same I feel like I could met someone named that

    • @evankitch269
      @evankitch269 4 роки тому +75

      Christian Mengele

    • @ganesank4533
      @ganesank4533 4 роки тому +71

      "Mr.mingle will see you now"

    • @monserratponce3965
      @monserratponce3965 4 роки тому +45

      That'd be a great drag name
      "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, CHRISTIAN MINGLEEEEEE"

    • @ganesank4533
      @ganesank4533 4 роки тому +13

      @@monserratponce3965idk why but I thought of miss crystal el debarge methyd when you said that

  • @nerdklutz
    @nerdklutz 2 роки тому +160

    17:02 as a latino, i dont know if i should laugh or genuinely be concerned that not even one person that spoke Spanish was on their production team

  • @jinenji
    @jinenji 4 роки тому +11706

    you didn’t include the horrible part when a kid comes up to her in MEXICO, speaking spanish, and she tells him to speak english. this movie was so awful

    • @kgot8943
      @kgot8943 4 роки тому +2154

      Christianity - bringing the White Savior Complex©®™ to a place near you since the first Crusade

    • @kalesheonn8366
      @kalesheonn8366 4 роки тому +203

      Isn’t that the part at the end in her, ya know, English class? Isn’t that how it works in foreign language classes?

    • @Lo-me2hd
      @Lo-me2hd 4 роки тому +14

      Perry Young How is this relevant?

    • @Red-jl1qr
      @Red-jl1qr 4 роки тому +37

      @Sage Markham Not all Americans are awful?????
      Also it's a movie???????????

    • @Red-jl1qr
      @Red-jl1qr 4 роки тому +25

      @Sage Markham I wouldn't say it's America, but it's whatever area you were in

  • @Lauren-hq8uf
    @Lauren-hq8uf 5 років тому +3954

    there's a sequel called Christmas mingle, PLEASE review it

    • @ladymaiden2308
      @ladymaiden2308 5 років тому +76

      I want to believe that you are trying to help. I need to believe this. LOL.

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 5 років тому +40

      LMAO is this for real

    • @amatsukiko
      @amatsukiko 5 років тому +16

      But... why?

    • @amatsukiko
      @amatsukiko 5 років тому +18

      Why is there a sequel
      Literally good god

    • @LavenderOrc
      @LavenderOrc 5 років тому +19

      Wait I’m tripping.... isn’t that the name of this movie? Why does the sequel have the same name

  • @spykids3D
    @spykids3D 5 років тому +1570

    I'm living for all your 2000's movie references

    • @sarah-qz5oh
      @sarah-qz5oh 5 років тому +11

      trapped in a closet had me dying

  • @MedicFromTF2_REAL
    @MedicFromTF2_REAL 2 роки тому +97

    They could've had a dating montage if she tried other dating apps first that weren't working out and it would've made me story better and still satisfy the brand

  • @melodyhaviland9393
    @melodyhaviland9393 5 років тому +7204

    I WANNA CHURCH GIRL THAT GO TO CHURCH
    AND READ HER BIBLEEEEEEEE

  • @ultimateempress1739
    @ultimateempress1739 4 роки тому +1203

    All she had to do was say she was a fresh convert and didn’t know much about the bible.

    • @NurseInTraining
      @NurseInTraining 4 роки тому +12

      John Doe Ding ding!

    • @sorayaalcyone2726
      @sorayaalcyone2726 4 роки тому

      That's what I thought. But I'm Jewish so I didn't know if that was a bad thing...?

    • @ultimateempress1739
      @ultimateempress1739 4 роки тому +7

      Soraya Alcyone: If what was a bad thing. Pretending to believe the same god to get with a guy?
      Speaking From a christian perspective, this movie is terrible.
      The girl is stupid for wanting to date a christian man. When we date, we don’t date for sex. we court. We are testing for marriage, because we can’t sleep with boyfriends or girlfriends until we marry. Sex is half the reason secular people form romantic relationships. So the only way the girl was going to get to have sex with a christian man was if she married him, which would mean keeping up the facade forever. Why would she want a christian boyfriend???
      The guy is stupid for accepting her after her lie just because she claimed to have changed. You become a christian for yourself and god, not because you like some guy and want to become part of his culture. I assume for most european jews it’s more a cultural thing, but I think in more religious jewish communities they would think the same thing. if I were him, I would have waited several years to know that she meant it and wasn’t just trying to smooz me for the D. It’s just such a terrible “christian” film. They are both stupid characters and the christians are such stupid, boring stereotypes KILL IT!

    • @mankoakua8162
      @mankoakua8162 4 роки тому +2

      @@sorayaalcyone2726 it's not a bad thing.

    • @xjohntheone
      @xjohntheone 4 роки тому +4

      @John Doe it's facts tho. One of the main reasons most people date is for sex, but Christian's arent allowed to have sex before marriage because of what the Bible says, so if a girl wants to have sex then it makes no sense to go after a Christian boyfriend since he wont give it to her. Nothing condescending, she was just saying how it is🤷‍♂️ You may think the guy was an ass, but if you found out someone lied to you for months and faked a whole persona just to get with you, you would probably leave them too.. and funny enough guys do this to girls all the time and they get called trash and fboys (which they are, don't get me wrong), but for some reason when a girl does it, nobody has a problem😂 all in all tho, even if the case was that she didnt lie, ion think it's an issue that he doesnt want to date someone who doesnt believe what he believes because that's a pretty fundamental part of someone's lifestyle, and quite frankly, you're allowed to set any standard you want when it comes to dating a partner because you have that freedom to choose who you want to choose 🤷‍♂️

  • @penguin974
    @penguin974 5 років тому +1575

    17:03 that is not Spanish, that is Satan trying to talk in Mandarin, because is imposible to understand, even for me, and spanish is my firts language

    • @tsuki_avocado
      @tsuki_avocado 5 років тому +87

      Dice "hermanos míos considerense muy dichosos cuando tienen que enfrentarse con diversas pruebas" 😂😂 lo he tenido que ver 6 veces para entenderlo

    • @firstnamelastname396
      @firstnamelastname396 5 років тому +40

      No cap I read this comment thinking you exaggerated, but I can Confirm you did not.

    • @penguin974
      @penguin974 5 років тому +8

      @@tsuki_avocado ho por dios ya lo entendia, gracias

    • @isabelashephard5484
      @isabelashephard5484 5 років тому +1

      penguin LOLLLL

    • @annafjerstad1088
      @annafjerstad1088 5 років тому +29

      im learning spanish and i couldnt understand shit about what she said, i now have hope in myself lmao

  • @husyay1008
    @husyay1008 Рік тому +83

    I can't believe they put a movie in this ad, unbelievable

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 3 роки тому +2819

    I thought this movie was implying she's an atheist and she eventually "sees the light" by hanging around a bunch of good Christian people who teach her the virtues of belief.
    But no. She's not an atheist at all. From the get-go we see that she believes in God. She acknowledges him, talks to him, prays to him. So you hit the nail on the head. She's just not Christian _enough,_ I guess. That family sucked.

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 2 роки тому +272

      Yes it’s a movie about shaming Christians who these people don’t consider Christian enough. That’s it. Abandon your entire identity and the idea of a personal relationship with God, and replace it with performative nonsense and a judgemental attitude.

    • @leoultimaupgraded9914
      @leoultimaupgraded9914 2 роки тому +51

      @@MissCaraMint makes sense given the people who made the movie weren’t even Christians, not to say they should have been but it explains a lot.

    • @whichcache2517
      @whichcache2517 2 роки тому +21

      Not really. The movie’s just badly written. She talks with her friends and co-worker earlier on in the movie about how she’s not really a Christian (like agnostic or something), but still decides to date someone under the pretense that she is one.
      It’d be like if someone really were to go on Farmer’s Only, you dated someone who thought you were a farmer, you pretended to be a farmer so that you wouldn’t get broken up with, and then the farmer breaks up with you for lying to them for a month.

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 Рік тому +1

      @@whichcache2517 omg,, theres a farmers month, 👁👁

    • @whichcache2517
      @whichcache2517 Рік тому +3

      @@hat7475 There’s dating sites for everyone. There was even one for bronies, although I think that was a scam or something.

  • @emilyf6460
    @emilyf6460 5 років тому +1114

    Directed by: Girl Defined

    • @macoy3943
      @macoy3943 4 роки тому +70

      ENN F
      Girl defined would never have the love interest have pre marital sex

    • @bob_seger
      @bob_seger 4 роки тому +6

      @Elliot Rodger the bald legend 😤

    • @scarletjester8446
      @scarletjester8446 4 роки тому +1

      @Elliot Rodger For real?

    • @fancyoil216
      @fancyoil216 4 роки тому +10

      She would never. Wonder bread is way too much of a mr. struggle

    • @claire1489
      @claire1489 4 роки тому +11

      whoa whoa pre-marital kissing???

  • @vlo4829
    @vlo4829 4 роки тому +2300

    To make it more realistic for an atheist to be on Christian Mingle, since we already knew she was desperate, she should have signed up for like 10 different dating sites including Christian Mingle to show she just wants to cast her net wide.
    Then they could have shown a montage of her on bad dates from the OTHER sites (so Christian Mingle doesn't look bad) and finally checking her match on Christian Mingle and deciding to go on the date as a sort of... Hail Mary, if you will. Then, after liking her date with the guy from Christian Mingle (changes would need to be made to actually make that look like a GOOD date. lol), she would go on to pursue him.

    • @federicacucchetti3792
      @federicacucchetti3792 4 роки тому +250

      you wrote a better plot than our guy Corbin Bernsen, dude. i love it

    • @lemonmuffin2656
      @lemonmuffin2656 4 роки тому +77

      An atheist would most likely not look at Christian mingle to find love lol

    • @tamirahgrant2959
      @tamirahgrant2959 4 роки тому +20

      That sounds better than I whatever that was. I would watch that

    • @plastic.spoons
      @plastic.spoons 4 роки тому +44

      She’s not an atheist, she prays and references God way before she joins the site.

    • @leopardwing9763
      @leopardwing9763 4 роки тому +14

      Make her an atheist then

  • @kawajirikosaku2148
    @kawajirikosaku2148 Рік тому +27

    The chewing noises in the sushi restaurant scene were so aggravating

  • @anipigs
    @anipigs 5 років тому +5951

    I didn't realize that R.Kelly was speaking in Spanish until you wrote "Spanish?". And I'm a native Spanish speaker.
    So, yeah.

    • @yeahnobro
      @yeahnobro 5 років тому +49

      Well damn

    • @felixpagan1379
      @felixpagan1379 5 років тому +264

      Me too, i didnt understand a word she said

    • @brianna5883
      @brianna5883 5 років тому +14

      Ana Paula Guevara same!!!

    • @franciscariveramartinez
      @franciscariveramartinez 5 років тому +26

      Ur comment made me wheeze

    • @zoeyleonora4941
      @zoeyleonora4941 5 років тому +122

      SAMEEEE. I'm a native spanish speaker, as well, but I had no idea what she was trying to say.

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 4 роки тому +2033

    Holy crap, I actually got an ad for Christian Mingle during this video, and I thought it was just a really long clip of the movie that went way off tangent.

    • @jayda1406
      @jayda1406 4 роки тому +28

      DUDE SAME

    • @superstellarhere
      @superstellarhere 3 роки тому +14

      HAHAHAHAH

    • @purpleraider8105
      @purpleraider8105 3 роки тому +4

      Love your profile picture

    • @silverserval8499
      @silverserval8499 3 роки тому +11

      How the turntables…

    • @straightupanarg6226
      @straightupanarg6226 2 роки тому +35

      My very favorite part of targetted advertising is when you watch a video tearing the shit out of something, and get an ad for that very thing. During the video tearing it apart.

  • @Pingyliskus
    @Pingyliskus 4 роки тому +31439

    There’s Hollywood, there’s Bollywood. Now let me introduce you to Holywood.

    • @angelaozz
      @angelaozz 4 роки тому +701

      criminally underrated comment😔

    • @so_pew_all4672
      @so_pew_all4672 4 роки тому +283

      Where is holywood though?

    • @yakialva3249
      @yakialva3249 4 роки тому +59

      Looooooool

    • @XxcharkittyxX
      @XxcharkittyxX 4 роки тому +431

      Dont forget Nollywood

    • @papaya3642
      @papaya3642 4 роки тому +22

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👌🏽

  • @joy_http
    @joy_http 2 роки тому +152

    The saddest part of this entire thing is that this was directed by the guy who played the dad in Psych and my soul is crushed.

    • @afoolishman
      @afoolishman 2 роки тому +10

      IN PSYCH? THE DETECTIVE SHOW WITH GUS AND SHAWN??? I’m going to jump off a roof that’s so omfg
      I can’t ever watch it the same again
      no omfg

    • @daydream5120
      @daydream5120 2 роки тому +10

      I can’t look at him the same way ever again

    • @StupidBirdChannel
      @StupidBirdChannel Рік тому +5

      Was scrolling the heck out of this comment section to see if I was the only one to notice! Thanks ffs, was litteraly rewatching the show just before watching this vid and was stuned by this!

    • @SarahLaffey
      @SarahLaffey Рік тому +1

      I KNOW THAT MESSED ME UP

    • @apmessner
      @apmessner 3 місяці тому

      He also played Arnie on LA Law and Dorn in Major League! (I’m old)

  • @luxbulbis5471
    @luxbulbis5471 4 роки тому +2469

    Rom-com? More like wrong-com.

  • @MariaTorres-kd5uv
    @MariaTorres-kd5uv 5 років тому +2743

    Holy hell a 23 minute video?. Very sicko mode dude

    • @massivelegend3339
      @massivelegend3339 5 років тому +14

      Oh dude that's so sicko mode of you oh man that's so savagemon

    • @dwaynetherickscanchez3160
      @dwaynetherickscanchez3160 5 років тому +10

      Patryk Bienko dude sicko mode is so epic have you heard mo Obama

    • @tomasramos3567
      @tomasramos3567 5 років тому +1

      Super Fantastic Poplang obamas gone and that means libtards are gone this is totally sicko mode

    • @massivelegend3339
      @massivelegend3339 5 років тому +5

      @@dwaynetherickscanchez3160 Yo dude don't want to be mean or anything like but it's actually pronounced moe dumbo so please get out

    • @noahgarrett5195
      @noahgarrett5195 5 років тому

      MASSIVE LEGEND old memes are so groOoOoOoOoSs

  • @charliet.875
    @charliet.875 5 років тому +2151

    i hope there’s a sequel called: grindr the movie

  • @operaismyreligion
    @operaismyreligion 11 місяців тому +34

    duolingo should make a movie where a woman is converted to learning spanish on duolingo, and it should feature MULTIPLE duolingo lesson montages, and the one of the conflicts has to be that she loses her streak

  • @Shelbunny
    @Shelbunny 5 років тому +726

    when he’s eating the sushi...... the eating sounds..... don’t add up.....?

    • @peachypeachworth3974
      @peachypeachworth3974 5 років тому +71

      Shelby Hopkins omg I bet he like refused to actually put it in his mouth 😂😂😂 sushi was waaay too exotic for mayo white bread!

    • @leedraconis5793
      @leedraconis5793 5 років тому +1

      Shelby Hopkins sis it dont add up

  • @saintnikz
    @saintnikz 5 років тому +2046

    I'm so glad you put yourself through the pain of watching this awful movie. This had me cackling.

    • @pickles4801
      @pickles4801 5 років тому +7

      Niki right, he did that for us 😩😩✊

    • @cormacruane8830
      @cormacruane8830 5 років тому +9

      not all heroes wear capes

  • @ollieshark
    @ollieshark 5 років тому +27693

    My grandma unironically forced me to watch this after i dyed my hair blue because i need a nice, moral christian husband to set me on the blonde path to heaven.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 років тому +4061

      So get yourself an atheist wife to set you on the blue path to hell.

    • @Trustinss
      @Trustinss 5 років тому +912

      seigeengine hell yah

    • @annadean387
      @annadean387 5 років тому +1818

      Well you don’t want to be the last one standing do you?

    • @leolarsson8749
      @leolarsson8749 5 років тому +91

      @@tabstrash7166 funny joke

    • @lilweedsea
      @lilweedsea 5 років тому +43

      That sounds really fake tbh

  • @luciapesce9015
    @luciapesce9015 Рік тому +31

    It took me a couple tries, but that girl said "My brothers, consider yourselves happy when you have to face various trials," which you don't say to a little girl whose entire home was destroyed lol basically told her "just smile, no biggie" lol

  • @crudlucasconsigliere4084
    @crudlucasconsigliere4084 5 років тому +2519

    What was that sushi scene? When has sushi been that hard to chew? Was it too pagan for him to swallow? What the heck?

    • @milloot
      @milloot 5 років тому +320

      too pagan to swallow omfg

    • @marzipanmango
      @marzipanmango 5 років тому +195

      I think the idea was that he'd never had sushi before (because Christians aren't cultured I guess?) and the raw fish thing was psyching him out.

    • @emmaothorell
      @emmaothorell 5 років тому +182

      Every bite was like the devil's pitchfork scratching in his throat, probably

    • @emmaothorell
      @emmaothorell 5 років тому +51

      @@milloot I'll use that line on the next guy I'm with

    • @Maria-bt2hb
      @Maria-bt2hb 5 років тому +83

      The best about it is that he is holding just one chopstick xD

  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt 3 роки тому +7794

    Ah yes, a date scene where the love interest chews on a sushi for 40 seconds straight, how romantic.

    • @Rosecloudlyrics
      @Rosecloudlyrics 3 роки тому +15

      😂

    • @inkystars19
      @inkystars19 3 роки тому +222

      Paired with a glass of awkward silence

    • @pisscvre69
      @pisscvre69 3 роки тому +74

      I'd walk the fuck out of there like really white boi? its just rice fish and a few other things it's really not that dif from stuff you'd already eat all the time even if your a narrow minded white boi, besides sushi is great its one of my fav things and if you dont like it just say so or at least swallow it quickly instead of making a show of how you don't like it making alll those faces for like 5 minutes
      Of course i wouldnt date somone like him in the first place tho even if i wasnt lesbain LOL

    • @bushdenae
      @bushdenae 3 роки тому +196

      I feel like the joke was supposed to be sushi=nasty

    • @three7446
      @three7446 3 роки тому +311

      I’m not even Japanese but his reaction to not American food was offensive even to me like dude was so dramatic. It’s raw fish no need to be a diva

  • @maggiecrowder1561
    @maggiecrowder1561 3 роки тому +1496

    The fact that Kurtis refers to the main character as Gretchen the whole time makes it 100% better

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 3 роки тому +62

      And the main love interest "Mayonnaise" or "Wonder Bread"

    • @michelcomenta
      @michelcomenta 2 роки тому +2

      sorry for ruining your 666 likes but I have to agree

  • @Buglover2277
    @Buglover2277 Місяць тому +6

    Kurtis’ voice has gotten sm deeper and I haven’t even noticed til now 😟 I’ve been binge watching and compared to his new videos he sounds like a squirrel in this

  • @eldaberries
    @eldaberries 5 років тому +1416

    im a fluent spanish speaker and i literally could not understand a word r kelly was saying ,,

    • @fabsmg219
      @fabsmg219 5 років тому +49

      e l d a “hermanos mios. Consideranse muy dichosos cuando tengan que enfrentarse con diversas pruebas”

    • @nat2002
      @nat2002 5 років тому +104

      @@fabsmg219 wait really??? She had the balls to tell kids whose village was destroyed to be happy about it????

    • @ibrahinmenriquez3108
      @ibrahinmenriquez3108 5 років тому +10

      Yo lo he hablado toda mi vida y tuve que verlo 3 veces jaja

    • @yvetterosales8986
      @yvetterosales8986 5 років тому +38

      Yeah I almost had a stroke trying to figure out what she was saying

    • @al-cs9fe
      @al-cs9fe 5 років тому +21

      e l d a I didn’t even try to go back and figure out what she was trying to say because I knew it would take forever

  • @mercygal1
    @mercygal1 3 роки тому +5097

    I love how this movie doesn't even bother to pretend that all Christians are wonderful people who love everybody and casually jumps straight into using Christians discriminating against non-Christians and judging people for not being Christian enough as a plot point.
    Like...that is very much a thing that happens, but it's weird to see the doublethink where they're doing that but also still holding up those Christians as the ideal people and being Christian as the ideal state.

    • @jakebrantley8889
      @jakebrantley8889 3 роки тому +58

      Was that a 1984 reference? Doublethink?

    • @fukyomammason
      @fukyomammason 3 роки тому +81

      Jordan Brantley I’m pretty sure it’s just common parlance at this point.

    • @h3ly4nw36
      @h3ly4nw36 3 роки тому +188

      They kinda forgot to put in some likeable christians..

    • @Mica_Macchiato
      @Mica_Macchiato 3 роки тому +58

      As a christian I can confirm that we are not the perfect people 🙃
      We are humans too and we do some bad shit... (like saying shit... sorry for that)

    • @jakebrantley8889
      @jakebrantley8889 3 роки тому +6

      @@fukyomammason Oh interesting. I've only seen it in that book.

  • @yalikejazzzx3657
    @yalikejazzzx3657 5 років тому +715

    Why would she use Christian mingle if she’s not Christian? There are so many other dating sites, yet she uses the one meant for a religion she knows nothing about. Makes perfect sense.

    • @princessofstars666
      @princessofstars666 4 роки тому +41

      Yeah I don't understand why they didnt use a Christian protagonist

    • @remya7373
      @remya7373 4 роки тому +3

      @@princessofstars666 where would the driving conflict be then

    • @princessofstars666
      @princessofstars666 4 роки тому +44

      @@remya7373 i don't know they could have just written a better conflict and a better movie?

    • @jazzymouse3006
      @jazzymouse3006 4 роки тому +6

      It's established that's she's dumb

    • @remya7373
      @remya7373 4 роки тому +12

      @@princessofstars666 you expect too much from Christian mingle

  • @audrianagonzalez3745
    @audrianagonzalez3745 Рік тому +22

    I like to re-watch Kurtis’s old videos (it’s 2023 now) and it’s crazy how his voice changed. Men really do have 2 puberty’s.

    • @charlee1953
      @charlee1953 8 місяців тому +2

      IK i was just thinking that 😭

  • @glittabones
    @glittabones 5 років тому +1678

    Needs more Bible study montages.

    • @cringe5745
      @cringe5745 5 років тому +1

      ikr

    • @hatsunememekuoisaneet
      @hatsunememekuoisaneet 5 років тому

      Needs more sushi scenes

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 років тому +1

      What it really needed was for her to uncover that the hair pills really don't work (no really), expose the fraud, and then get with a bald guy.

    • @tavicotavio
      @tavicotavio 5 років тому +1

      Christian mingle 2: bible study

  • @anxietyatitsfinest286
    @anxietyatitsfinest286 4 роки тому +1817

    Kelly: speaks ‘Spanish’
    The demon she summoned: h e l o

  • @k8lyn76
    @k8lyn76 4 роки тому +3230

    "Christian Mingle? You're better off being CHRIstiaN SiNgLE"

    • @liamfelhorn6841
      @liamfelhorn6841 4 роки тому +47

      Chrinsnle

    • @KikiChan_007
      @KikiChan_007 4 роки тому +64

      A little Christian Pringle

    • @njblackbird3148
      @njblackbird3148 4 роки тому +31

      Chris Kringle

    • @farateq
      @farateq 4 роки тому +3

      Naomij Davies jingle jangle hey kris kringle got ice in his veins for a reason-

    • @cowlass6159
      @cowlass6159 4 роки тому +8

      No joke I got an AD for a dating app called Upward for Christian Singles. So like.... Can't even have a Christian Single now.

  • @electriz6726
    @electriz6726 2 роки тому +96

    I physically cannot believe that Corbin Bernsen actually wrote this, that is genuinely hilarious considering that all of his other films and shows are the farthest from a good Christian cinema as possible 😂

    • @StupidBirdChannel
      @StupidBirdChannel Рік тому +14

      I just know him for beeing the dad in Psych ans was kinda feeling weird about that fact xD

    • @cynxmanga
      @cynxmanga 11 днів тому

      Explains why the plot is so shitty

  • @Evija3000
    @Evija3000 5 років тому +1734

    That wasn't Spanish, she was performing an exorcism on the girl for asking that question.

    • @catalinadiaz7235
      @catalinadiaz7235 5 років тому +55

      Evija3000 amen hermana, i mean eirrmana

    • @Monica-fm9xr
      @Monica-fm9xr 5 років тому +90

      I literally couldn't understand a thing and I'm Hispanic

    • @noodlepoodle3582
      @noodlepoodle3582 5 років тому +7

      Mon F. Same

    • @zipop7880
      @zipop7880 5 років тому +8

      Where was the trademarked Bob Larson Bible Slap for the exorcism

    • @samviolet
      @samviolet 5 років тому +42

      Yeah I speak Spanish and I didn't understand any of it. Sounded like weird Latin lol

  • @jessicat3691
    @jessicat3691 5 років тому +1489

    Corbin bleu should’ve written this movie

    • @pinkdiamondscouture
      @pinkdiamondscouture 5 років тому +58

      jessica . rosaline maybe we would’ve gotten jump roping and basketball montages

    • @ella-db9wy
      @ella-db9wy 5 років тому +30

      i read that as cordon bleu

    • @thejudgingtrash
      @thejudgingtrash 5 років тому +1

      @@ella-db9wy always

    • @ms.biersack393
      @ms.biersack393 5 років тому

      Why

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 5 років тому +1

      @@ella-db9wy OMG, I clicked on your profile on accident, AND I FREAKING LOVE YOUR BIO CUZ SAAMMMEEEEE

  • @cricketjuice
    @cricketjuice 5 років тому +594

    “We’ll just put an ad in the middle of the movie-“
    *ad plays*
    _genius_

    • @stardust27274
      @stardust27274 4 роки тому +2

      _nutmeag_ I almost choked

    • @Koop_Soup
      @Koop_Soup 4 роки тому +1

      I got a tattoo ad WITH KURTIS at that part

  • @babywigeon
    @babywigeon 2 роки тому +78

    10:55 as a Japanese person, I'd be like aight date over lol you doing too much to make this food seem gross & it's disrespectful

    • @caramel_frappe
      @caramel_frappe Рік тому +4

      Exactly like at that point you could spit it out in front of me and say it's disgusting and I would be less offended than what going on in the scene.
      I would just end it there

  • @reneewetsel875
    @reneewetsel875 5 років тому +1916

    "See them? I think they're on a Tinder date."
    "Wow, that's gotta be so awkward." "Thank God we used
    *cHriStiAn MiNgLe"*

    • @ley8443
      @ley8443 5 років тому +64

      *insert cheesy ad music*

    • @lillianbetts8747
      @lillianbetts8747 5 років тому +17

      That was my immediate thought when I saw this video 😂❤️

    • @realrandoms1013
      @realrandoms1013 5 років тому +18

      That vine got them more clout than this movie

  • @pancitchloride668
    @pancitchloride668 5 років тому +2244

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Gretchen: *funky spunky*

    • @seaopal
      @seaopal 5 років тому +45

      gretchen wants a taste of that funky spunky if you get my drift

    • @pancitchloride668
      @pancitchloride668 5 років тому +6

      @@seaopal lmao

    • @ohlookitsliv2442
      @ohlookitsliv2442 5 років тому +34

      Stop trying to make funky spunky happen! It's not going to happen!

    • @gabbycossick2918
      @gabbycossick2918 5 років тому +5

      y did i read this as she said it

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 років тому +6

      Agnostic girl introduces good Christian man to funky spunky.

  • @mariahw8458
    @mariahw8458 5 років тому +389

    You calling the character mayo and wonderbread HAD MY SCREECHING.

  • @BrendanMcGinley
    @BrendanMcGinley 2 роки тому +60

    GF came in and started watching this with me, and her instant reaction to the sushi scene was "That guy's not going to go down on her."

  • @jfk2622
    @jfk2622 5 років тому +1896

    *If God didn't give you a husband, you ain't gettin' a husband Gretch*

    • @pettymajesty
      @pettymajesty 5 років тому

      {BabyKuwonu} ayy prettymuch!

    • @myrna2660
      @myrna2660 5 років тому +1

      LMAO

    • @rust44
      @rust44 5 років тому +2

      God is a woman

    • @jfk2622
      @jfk2622 5 років тому +1

      @@pettymajesty ayyy

    • @rhilxn.2037
      @rhilxn.2037 4 роки тому +1

      @@rust44 yes. *Just yes* . . .

  • @localfather69
    @localfather69 5 років тому +1535

    yo i speak spanish and so does my mom, but we straight up had the worst time trying to decipher whatever that lady said lmao.

    • @victorarguello3424
      @victorarguello3424 5 років тому +9

      same

    • @keniaromero5461
      @keniaromero5461 5 років тому +120

      SHE SAID “Hermanos míos,
      Considérense muy dichosos cuando tengan que enfrentarse con diversas pruebas” You need to be Mexican level 9000 to understand

    • @anaisosorio5753
      @anaisosorio5753 5 років тому +40

      I'm from Chile and I had to watch that part twice to understand it hahahaha

    • @nerd2219
      @nerd2219 5 років тому +54

      I had to listen to it twice because of how bad it was and it wasn’t even a good answer to the girl’s question

    • @ambarosaky4916
      @ambarosaky4916 5 років тому

      hahahah x2

  • @douniaali3169
    @douniaali3169 5 років тому +676

    "most mayonnaise, wonderbread, sonofabitch I've ever seen" wow this is just- im gonna plagiarize this

  • @sofiah1174
    @sofiah1174 Рік тому +58

    That lady was straight up speaking in tongues that was NOT Spanish lmaooo

  • @loglogic7846
    @loglogic7846 3 роки тому +14990

    Nobody going to talk about how 80% of Mexico is already Christian, teaching Christianity in Mexico is like teaching a professor how to read.

    • @arantzawen2481
      @arantzawen2481 3 роки тому +550

      soooo true like all of my family are catholic

    • @possum2203
      @possum2203 3 роки тому +554

      To be fair, being christian and being catholic are different things. In Mexico we are mostly catholic

    • @loglogic7846
      @loglogic7846 3 роки тому +445

      @@possum2203 No? Catholocism is a dominion of Christianity. I'm a Mexican Catholic myself. If Christian mingle is protestant they'll have no luck in Latin America.

    • @possum2203
      @possum2203 3 роки тому +238

      @@loglogic7846 Oh really? I didn't know that. I'm also mexican catholic but I haven't met that many christians and even then we don't really talk about religion. I was once told that one of the differences was that we catholics believe in saints and virgins as deities and christians don't but I'm not really sure now

    • @isabelbelem9062
      @isabelbelem9062 3 роки тому +21

      @@loglogic7846 Here in Brazil maybe

  • @lynniew1353
    @lynniew1353 5 років тому +1533

    When’s “Farmers Only” the movie coming??

    • @ArtisticallySpoken
      @ArtisticallySpoken 5 років тому +43

      They need to take every skit they use in the commercials, and mash it into the movie lmao

    • @Squeaxx
      @Squeaxx 5 років тому +2

      lmao

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 5 років тому +9

      I would so watch that

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 5 років тому

      @@ArtisticallySpoken YES

    • @catanddevitofan5500
      @catanddevitofan5500 5 років тому +2

      Yee yee

  • @jfkfromclonehigh8157
    @jfkfromclonehigh8157 4 роки тому +3941

    “Aren’t You Supposed to, like, forgive, and stuff, or is that like, catholic”
    Who’s going to tell Kurtis That Catholicism is a type of Christianity

    • @sillygooseenergy
      @sillygooseenergy 4 роки тому +144

      Nah, he'll figure it out.

    • @MrsRoseSimple
      @MrsRoseSimple 4 роки тому +286

      Lol it’s ok a lot of people have told me that I’m not Christian because I’m Catholic... it’s super weird...

    • @Mikasacusfan
      @Mikasacusfan 4 роки тому +43

      @@MrsRoseSimple lol like Christianity isn't even a think when you think about it. It's just judaism 0.2.

    • @abbytimbs1039
      @abbytimbs1039 4 роки тому +58

      Shay. W. Not really

    • @mileyrocks852
      @mileyrocks852 4 роки тому +62

      Shay. W. Not really, they were taking the Bible out of context and made it sound good for themselves and focused on the wrong things so Jesus taught people what was important and what wasn’t. Christianity isn’t even really perfect itself. People do it in Christianity. People need to just read the Bible and get their own opinion (that God has given them) that way. You can’t judge something you never read. I did it and when I read it, it blew my mind

  • @bojomoonlight
    @bojomoonlight 2 роки тому +16

    i was listening to this video in the background, and let me tell you: the sushi seen is 10x longer when there’s no video component. it’s just like an unbroken minute of silence while the restaurant music plays before gretchen speaks.

  • @Sara-jd4gi
    @Sara-jd4gi 3 роки тому +2070

    As a Christian myself, I would be completely put off by this movie. The only good thing about it is that it does highlight a fundamental problem within our community. The problem of treating someone like they are an alien if marriage is not their ultimate life goal.

    • @IrieArtz
      @IrieArtz 3 роки тому +14

      yeah

    • @kippyips
      @kippyips 3 роки тому +12

      @Timothy A Schuler
      what does "original christian" mean?

    • @swimminginhoney
      @swimminginhoney 3 роки тому +41

      ​@Timothy A Schuler There's not really such a thing as an original or ordinary Christian -there's been quite a few wars over that haha

    • @nickeynouse6093
      @nickeynouse6093 3 роки тому +42

      Christians against Christian Mingle gang /lh

    • @jackyzimmerman
      @jackyzimmerman 3 роки тому +67

      This is an even bigger problem for Jews. When I came out, my family lost all interest in me - not because I’m gay, but because marriage is the name of the game. The sort of marriage that makes babies. A few of my friends are missing out on their twenties because their parents were already picking out suits and dresses for them at 16. Try talking to a Jewish mom without her asking if you’re dating and when you’re tying the knot. It’s a terrible aspect of our culture.

  • @ComicDrake
    @ComicDrake 3 роки тому +6813

    To be fair, Gretchen Weiners has also been voicing Zatanna in DC's multimedia properties post-Mean Girls which is pretty neat. :)

    • @jonnyaeternum
      @jonnyaeternum 3 роки тому +115

      yo out of all youtubers, i did _not_ expect to see you here lol

    • @andreaalvarez47
      @andreaalvarez47 3 роки тому +12

      @@jonnyaeternum also this late

    • @ArtwithariThechannelofart
      @ArtwithariThechannelofart 3 роки тому +47

      @@jonnyaeternum his content revolves around the arts and media so it's not that big of a stretch

    • @minimationpfft447
      @minimationpfft447 3 роки тому +14

      Oh damn it’s almost like Kurtis was making a joke

    • @tardersauce3578
      @tardersauce3578 3 роки тому +19

      She did singing in Disney’s Anastasia

  • @caryn7154
    @caryn7154 4 роки тому +1223

    As a movie trying to be Christian, it really likes makes fun of Christians. Like as a Christian myself I don’t act anything like these ppl. Like I have plenty of friends who aren’t Christian and I’m ok with that. I don’t try to shun them or force my beliefs on them

    • @_benny_1778
      @_benny_1778 4 роки тому +42

      Fr

    • @maddythibodeau2428
      @maddythibodeau2428 4 роки тому +12

      I LOOOVE your profile pic!

    • @sonicgaymer4577
      @sonicgaymer4577 4 роки тому +107

      Yeah the love interest is like
      If YoU aReNt ChRiStIaN tHeN dOnT tAlK tO mE
      I’m not Christian but my best friend is and she doesn’t shove her beliefs in my face

    • @caryn7154
      @caryn7154 4 роки тому +8

      •Cherry_Blossom• yeah exactly

    • @uwuuwu9401
      @uwuuwu9401 4 роки тому +6

      ikr! u never know if they once were christian, or if they have already almost been converted

  • @nehaa4846
    @nehaa4846 3 місяці тому +5

    13:42 hearing corbin bernson gave me whiplash bc psych is my favorite show of all time

  • @squanchzone
    @squanchzone 5 років тому +1167

    When my ex and I broke up I forgot he was logged into my Netflix and this showed up on my continue watching section and apparently he was watching Christian mingle on repeat for the past day and a half

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 років тому +52

      hewot

    • @BTSArmy-ux6pg
      @BTSArmy-ux6pg 5 років тому +30

      -oop

    • @ajb1884
      @ajb1884 5 років тому +195

      Im so sorry but this is the funniest thing I’ve read in fucking days

    • @elimidd6626
      @elimidd6626 5 років тому +95

      Is he okay? 😂

    • @-babyv3nus816
      @-babyv3nus816 5 років тому +166

      homeboy was going THROUGH it

  • @eddiepollau4577
    @eddiepollau4577 5 років тому +1459

    Spanish? It sounded like she was reciting ancient Latin

    • @slayespa
      @slayespa 5 років тому +12

      Eddie Pollau i knew it sounded slightly familiar !!! skskjsajsjs

    • @friendlyskeleton1439
      @friendlyskeleton1439 5 років тому +136

      ikr. I didn't understand anything and I'm a native speaker wtf

    • @ddfjsdflz
      @ddfjsdflz 5 років тому +43

      It was sooo horrible wtf.

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 5 років тому +62

      Whatever that mess was, it was not Spanish and it was very hard to listen to.

    • @Max-yn2vf
      @Max-yn2vf 5 років тому +5

      Ancient Latin? Just Latin.

  • @RedBlueAndGreen123
    @RedBlueAndGreen123 5 років тому +626

    the comments could not prepare me for that "spanish" LMAO

  • @erina2600
    @erina2600 2 роки тому +88

    The stark, stale, whiteness of the steak and cake scene intermingled with the indulgent, messy, steak and cakes is like something in a weird horror movie.
    Like they’d totally just go absolutely fucking rabid eating the cake and steaks with only their hands and just mushing it into their faces, and we’d get this absolutely chaotic shot of them leaving the restaurant, seat empty, white couch and walls just coated in chocolate smears and grease. Then we’d get a shot of them leaving, a little smirk on their faces, and wiping their mouths with these clean white handkerchiefs they’d all personally keep in their pockets, but it would just smear the chocolate and grease around their mouths and their hands would also be so sticky and dirty, also their clothes would be all wrinkled and smeared with food.

    • @mynamejeff3545
      @mynamejeff3545 Рік тому +24

      It's weirdly specific, but you're also 100% right. Though it would probably be even creepier if their face and hands were miraculously spotless by the time they left the restaurant. Or their clothes still looking like they came fresh from the dry-cleaner, while slowly panning back and forth between the carnage left behind in the restaurant and the spotless wonderbread Christians as they get in the car and go home.

    • @katharineball585
      @katharineball585 11 місяців тому +3

      Why is that so scary (I'm agreeing just so yk)

  • @yusant4169
    @yusant4169 5 років тому +362

    The spanish in the movie was a google translate

    • @kiwi1361
      @kiwi1361 5 років тому +1

      Yusant google translate is so much better 👌

  • @eliana4976
    @eliana4976 5 років тому +4048

    Uhm... “a brand can’t make a movie about themselves with a good plot” the LEGO movie if a ciNiMaTiC mAsTeRpiEcE

  • @Lu-kw6tk
    @Lu-kw6tk 5 років тому +686

    Duuuude I thought Gretchen was Jewish she got WHITE GOLD HOOPS FOR HANUKKAH

  • @heather.chandler.musicals
    @heather.chandler.musicals 2 роки тому +6

    I LOVE MEAN GIRLS AND ALL THE REFERENCES WERE PERFECT THANK YOU KURTIS