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  • Опубліковано 4 сер 2014
  • Patrice O'Neal on Comedy Kings - Best of Just For Laughs - S01E02
    Hulu - www.hulu.com/watch/499028
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  • @Slikrik1212
    @Slikrik1212 8 років тому +2842

    "Men want to be alone, but we don't want to be by ourselves". Haha! So true.

    • @mjprice9027
      @mjprice9027 6 років тому +8

      Slikrik1212 ...👍

    • @MrNash1991
      @MrNash1991 5 років тому +27

      Mj Price I don’t understand replies like this 😂 like go away with your thumb foo

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 5 років тому +110

      No one has put it as perfectly to this day...he had a knack of putting complex thoughts and ideas into simple phrases that everyone understood

    • @marcleon1513
      @marcleon1513 5 років тому +18

      Damn he's so right.

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 5 років тому +48

      One of the single best pieces of truth said in the most perfect way that I've ever heard. The "wow" moment.

  • @JanWynd
    @JanWynd 5 років тому +990

    Manhood lost a seasoned, poised, battle-tested 5-star General when Patrice passed! Salute, Homey! RIP.

    • @XxJimmyOnyx90xX
      @XxJimmyOnyx90xX 5 років тому +8

      Amen brotha, amen!

    • @AZTigerMMA
      @AZTigerMMA 4 роки тому +6

      JanWynd respect ✊

    • @ACECAL-cl4tb
      @ACECAL-cl4tb 4 роки тому +8

      He went to early! We need him now more than ever.

    • @dobi287
      @dobi287 4 роки тому +3

      That's true
      That's why it's imperative we take his teachings into the world in our daily lives

    • @lsdninja7990
      @lsdninja7990 4 роки тому +2

      So true

  • @Nate100
    @Nate100 9 років тому +1986

    Aint that better!?!? pure gold - RIP Patrice!

    • @Nerofmx
      @Nerofmx 9 років тому +139

      He just kept hitting it right on the button every step of the way through that bit. Bravo!

    • @devilsshield
      @devilsshield 6 років тому +3

      He forgot to pick up a bag for one of the ladies one day. xD

    • @FroggyFrog9000
      @FroggyFrog9000 6 років тому +6

      Pure gold. RIP.

    • @satchboogie2058
      @satchboogie2058 6 років тому +4

      Some of his best material.

    • @robertocruz8429
      @robertocruz8429 5 років тому +1

      🙏Legend

  • @hjscollages
    @hjscollages 8 років тому +424

    "I kept the plane in the air you selfish bitch!" LOL "I don't believe in ground karma." Patrice was such a funny guy.

    • @zakariaali5241
      @zakariaali5241 8 років тому

      what do you mean by "was" doesn't he do comedy anymore

    • @hjscollages
      @hjscollages 8 років тому +12

      Zakaria Ali It's hard to perform comedy when you're dead.

    • @idbenomar
      @idbenomar 8 років тому

      +Zakaria Ali he's dead.

    • @zakariaali5241
      @zakariaali5241 8 років тому +2

      +Baamrani Dammm.... This guy really was funny his content and stories but how did he die and when.

    • @hjscollages
      @hjscollages 8 років тому +3

      Zakaria Ali A massive stroke back in 2011. Very funny guy.

  • @markmarsh27
    @markmarsh27 7 років тому +1459

    Not enough people realize what how great a Genius we lost when we lost Patrice O'Neal.

    • @MrVvulf
      @MrVvulf 5 років тому +29

      You're right. Most people also don't realize Patrice refused many lucrative proposals for work because they didn't align with his goals and personal journey. He viewed comedy as a tool for facilitating TRUE dialogue between gender and race. I can't remember who said it, but it's true - good comedy should make 50% of people laugh, and 50% uncomfortable. The goal of his comedy was always the search for underlying truths about ourselves - think about it, how many times did he say, "Let's be real"?

    • @mtstomach73
      @mtstomach73 5 років тому +11

      MrVvulf Ironically your paraphrased quote about 50% of people laughing and 50% of people being uncomfortable was said by Patrice O'neal. It occurs at about the 15:16 mark in this video: ua-cam.com/video/PNHonbqlEOs/v-deo.html

    • @jonc9799
      @jonc9799 5 років тому +8

      Agreed. He really developed his style over the years and became one of the greats. It's sad that he couldn't pick the fruit of what his work bore. He was just about to come into loads of deals and money. Also sucks that he had to leave his family behind with next to nothing. But I do hear that Bill Burr and other awesome comedians do a benefit show for his family every so often. I'd totally go and support that if they came to my city.

    • @mchan2141
      @mchan2141 5 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @aldocastanado7511
      @aldocastanado7511 5 років тому +2

      In my time seen most from 90s to present and rest on here or dvds of pryor and Cosby , Carlin ,Lenny Bruce and no one is on Patrice's level , currently i enjoy Chapelle ,Bill Burr and Corey Holcombe but none of these 6os and 70s comedians in my opinion come close to Patrice .

  • @blazilfrazil2
    @blazilfrazil2 9 років тому +1057

    "Cus she don't like guns"
    I can't.

    • @lesbiansaregoodandch
      @lesbiansaregoodandch 8 років тому +7

      Once I hear that shit come out of someone's mouth, I'm out!

    • @AK-ue6up
      @AK-ue6up 8 років тому +25

      +lesbiansaregoodandch He's talking about the joke, not sensible gun reform

    • @SHANKDAWGBABY
      @SHANKDAWGBABY 8 років тому +5

      +Anthony Koutsogiannis im wondering if they were referring to people saying "I cant" or "i cant even".lol

    • @MMaze
      @MMaze 6 років тому

      Classic

    • @navigatingel6104
      @navigatingel6104 6 років тому

      whatever commie lol

  • @evansgate
    @evansgate 9 років тому +733

    "Patrice looks like he's starting his own line of barbeque sauce" - Bob Kelly

    • @prekreich
      @prekreich 9 років тому +6

      Robert if you might!!! :p

    • @tazmanstarfighter5113
      @tazmanstarfighter5113 9 років тому +2

      SockMyDink yeah. but he died:(

    • @jefffawcett
      @jefffawcett 9 років тому +2

      You can't just say that line without the intro it's because Patrice was wearing a red and white plaid shirt

    • @charismatic9467
      @charismatic9467 8 років тому +1

      +Jeff F No it's because of the hat with a feather he was wearing

    • @jefffawcett
      @jefffawcett 8 років тому +8

      +Anima HQ you are dead wrong. They talked about it on Opie & Anthony, with Patrice himself giving Bobby credit for the great line.

  • @lucaslayton3974
    @lucaslayton3974 6 років тому +3085

    Lord please take amy schumer and give us back patrice.

    • @mojahedb
      @mojahedb 5 років тому +236

      Ain't that better ??

    • @learntospellpeople
      @learntospellpeople 5 років тому +12

      You shut in clowns and you fixation on Amy Schumer. What sorry excuses you all are.

    • @HardRockMiner
      @HardRockMiner 5 років тому +83

      - God doesn't want Schumer. You're gonna have to go in the other direction. 😉

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono 5 років тому +62

      @@learntospellpeople check the irony of some dude with an Arab sounding name defending women.

    • @huss2600
      @huss2600 5 років тому +10

      Real talk I probably wouldn't care if she died, at all. it would be kinda like the news thing

  • @kingboston
    @kingboston 8 років тому +347

    Patrice was the realest dude.... R.I.P

  • @STAKBUNDLES
    @STAKBUNDLES 4 роки тому +605

    Patrice dressed like he has to go play the trumpet after this

  • @m.a.droofer4185
    @m.a.droofer4185 8 років тому +252

    Men want to be alone, but we don't wanna be by our self. = Genius!!!

  • @bradjames5499
    @bradjames5499 8 років тому +46

    "Ain't that betta" is one of my favourite standup bits of all time. So good.

  • @Sophocles14
    @Sophocles14 9 років тому +245

    Patrice O'Neal was one of the great comics. He had such a natural flow on stage. The world lost a great entertainer, but we were lucky to have him for the short time that we did!

    • @nope5791
      @nope5791 2 роки тому +1

      He's still with us on video. He and all of us were lucky to be born in this period of time to have records (video) of awesome people.

    • @zacharyolson1755
      @zacharyolson1755 Рік тому +2

      He was such a natural entertainer. He made it look so comfortable.

    • @tuanjim799
      @tuanjim799 6 місяців тому

      @@zacharyolson1755
      Yep, he was at that level that just can't be learned or faked. Just raw, natural, unique, inborn talent and ability. Watching him do this, he was just so in his element like few people are capable of. Truly has a place on the proverbial Mount Rushmore of standups.

  • @TomKimber45
    @TomKimber45 8 років тому +408

    Because of this anytime my wife does something she knows I don't want to do, she says, "Ain't that better?"

    • @ahmadgrb5055
      @ahmadgrb5055 5 років тому +16

      lol

    • @TsarOfRuss
      @TsarOfRuss 5 років тому +57

      Ur wife is a LEGEND

    • @KR-vk2wx
      @KR-vk2wx 5 років тому +37

      @Tom Kay .. Your wife has a great sense of humor!

    • @Martin-xv
      @Martin-xv 5 років тому +5

      Lol

    • @Mika-pv4bw
      @Mika-pv4bw 5 років тому +24

      She’s savage a keeper

  • @grizelda4526
    @grizelda4526 4 роки тому +322

    We need him more then ever. And where is he? Off being dead. So selfish.

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 4 роки тому +29

      LMAOOOO he would have loved this

    • @liloanobriga3640
      @liloanobriga3640 4 роки тому +3

      YOOOOO CHILL HAHA

    • @ACECAL-cl4tb
      @ACECAL-cl4tb 4 роки тому +4

      How dare he?

    • @Sound1one
      @Sound1one 4 роки тому +5

      Couldnt agree more.Can you even imagine a 2020 Patrice Oneal.Man.....but yeah need him around more than ever for sure.

    • @joshuariddle4420
      @joshuariddle4420 4 роки тому +2

      PATRICE WOULD HAVE DIED AT THIS LOL

  • @theodoretheelder6248
    @theodoretheelder6248 4 роки тому +38

    "How come you didn't get me up? You snuck out of bed."😂😂😂

  • @mydogsnameislucy768
    @mydogsnameislucy768 2 роки тому +30

    I’ll never forget how hysterically hard I laughed the first time I heard this bit. Patrice was amazing. R.I.P.

  • @Charlie_Alpha_Lima
    @Charlie_Alpha_Lima 8 років тому +759

    That bit about the couch, gimme your arm. This isn't a comedy set. It's the truth

    • @RedEyesRobotics
      @RedEyesRobotics 8 років тому +57

      +CallMeLum thats what made Patrice so great, he was willing to tell the truth even if it sounded like something you shouldn't say out loud.

    • @onlydreaming1017
      @onlydreaming1017 8 років тому +9

      +RedEyesRobotics Word.

    • @almasterson1047
      @almasterson1047 7 років тому +2

      Sungsam word up nigga

    • @jakeizlove
      @jakeizlove 7 років тому +24

      And then it's "Why do you always watch games at your friend's house?!"

    • @greenakutabi
      @greenakutabi 7 років тому +24

      It's like he described my life word for word. He hit everything man, the leg vine, the sandwich, all of it.

  • @juanlambda27
    @juanlambda27 4 роки тому +20

    Patrice was a better couples' therapist than most psychologists.

  • @joemarron6520
    @joemarron6520 6 років тому +52

    If my tears could build a bridge I would cry all the way up to heaven to bring you back down with us again

  • @IanO3
    @IanO3 4 роки тому +20

    Patrice o'neal, George Carlin, Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr are in my opinion the greatest comedians to walk the earth.

    • @Yourmothersmuff
      @Yourmothersmuff 2 роки тому +1

      Patrice O'Neal
      Dave Chappelle
      Louis CK
      Bill burr
      George Carlin doesn't count because he is a philosopher.

    • @haywadsharif5294
      @haywadsharif5294 10 місяців тому

      Katt williams

    • @6916dog
      @6916dog Місяць тому

      Norm Macdonald

  • @animbot6817
    @animbot6817 4 роки тому +31

    "I don't even believe in ground karma!" LOL!!!

  • @SantiagoRaga1975
    @SantiagoRaga1975 8 років тому +206

    One the best ever to do it. Truly miss this man.

  • @Sokrabiades
    @Sokrabiades 6 років тому +3941

    I used to be a racist before I heard Patrice. Now I'm a sexist instead. Ain't that better?

    • @stevenjames6766
      @stevenjames6766 6 років тому +32

      Sokrabiades haha

    • @RedBaron44
      @RedBaron44 5 років тому +400

      get into Bill Burr stuff and you'll become a sociopath, ain't that better? lol

    • @mdoingme
      @mdoingme 5 років тому +27

      and @Othman Chaouki That's funny lol

    • @metalmayhem3622
      @metalmayhem3622 5 років тому +74

      This is a god damn good comment.

    • @tyereksmith8946
      @tyereksmith8946 5 років тому +38

      aint that better?

  • @HowdyPartner7
    @HowdyPartner7 2 роки тому +3

    Only comedian that I remember almost every bit I hear of his

  • @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids
    @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 9 років тому +112

    fucking patrice o neal, miss the hell out of this guy! rip

  • @keena0202
    @keena0202 5 років тому +21

    When he said “ain’t that better “ I’m in tears 🤣

  • @runcalma
    @runcalma 8 років тому +391

    patrice looks like a numbers runner from the 60's

  • @DaddyTre65
    @DaddyTre65 8 років тому +85

    Patrice O'Neal's bit about what the woman says while the man is watching the baseball game had me laughing/crying because it's the TRUTH! I think O'Neal secretly has been bugging my living room!

    • @dankburrito4219
      @dankburrito4219 7 років тому +4

      Roger Plummer He understood the nature of women to a T.

  • @tankhankeress4685
    @tankhankeress4685 4 роки тому +4

    Happy birthday Patrice O’Neal R.I.P.

  • @ContextReallyMatters
    @ContextReallyMatters 8 років тому +44

    "uugghh alright try to tell the story" lmao

    • @MasamuneStreams
      @MasamuneStreams 8 років тому +2

      +Jason Stewart I died at that part LOL

  • @JoelZWilliams1
    @JoelZWilliams1 9 років тому +185

    "wrap her leg around yours like some kind of love vine". hella funny!

    • @elena-lc4uk
      @elena-lc4uk 5 років тому +4

      That's me!!! My boyfriend is always boiling cos I'm all interwined with him

    • @goo5976
      @goo5976 5 років тому +3

      "hot vine"

    • @jadonplox
      @jadonplox 4 роки тому +1

      he said hot which made it way more funny

  • @ankitvarma1652
    @ankitvarma1652 4 роки тому +27

    that " ain't that better" joke is so well done.

  • @ericw996
    @ericw996 6 років тому +10

    Patrice was one of the best comedians of all time

  • @Turco949
    @Turco949 9 років тому +27

    Died as he reached his prime. RIP Patrice!

  • @kimsjustice09
    @kimsjustice09 8 років тому +121

    Finally figured out my relationship with my husband from 4:26 to the end. So frickin funny! RIP Mr. O'Neal❤️

    • @Tzipporah36
      @Tzipporah36 8 років тому +13

      same here! He was amazingly spot on

    • @mjprice9027
      @mjprice9027 6 років тому

      👍

    • @johnnestor7386
      @johnnestor7386 5 років тому +9

      @kimsjustice09 please please do not keep that a secret, it is now your mission to let every female on this planet know.
      If not for humanity and the future of the human species, do it for Patrice!

    • @gcrazy64
      @gcrazy64 5 років тому +1

      Frickin? Really?

    • @johnnestor7386
      @johnnestor7386 5 років тому +3

      @@gcrazy64 humor much?

  • @1ColdFuture
    @1ColdFuture 9 років тому +744

    I put Patrice Oneal up there with dave chappelle, chris rock, george carlin etc.

    • @PsychokoreUndergroundRap
      @PsychokoreUndergroundRap 9 років тому +22

      4 sho.. My nigga my nigga

    • @amneenja5720
      @amneenja5720 7 років тому +13

      TheFutureKing Robin Williams?

    • @NicolasCharly
      @NicolasCharly 5 років тому +45

      Burr?

    • @marcleon1513
      @marcleon1513 5 років тому +21

      Don't forget Paul Mooney he writes for a lot of those legends.

    • @majorpaine89
      @majorpaine89 5 років тому +17

      @@amneenja5720 Hell no. I love Robin Williams, but he stole WAY TOO MANY jokes from other comedians to be put in that upper-tier of Carlin, Pryor, Chappelle, Burr, Patrice, etc.

  • @SaneHolladay
    @SaneHolladay 10 років тому +87

    God bless Patrice..........we miss you man

  • @LIBERATIONUNIT
    @LIBERATIONUNIT 8 років тому +495

    Ain't that betta!

  • @don_fitzroyy9847
    @don_fitzroyy9847 2 роки тому +8

    I wish there was a documentary done on him. His material never gets old.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Рік тому

      There’s a couple on UA-cam. They’re more interviews with other comedians, but you get a real sense of who and why Patrice was

    • @diablito118
      @diablito118 Рік тому

      There is one. I forgot the name but search on Google. All comedians talk about him.

  • @monstorrr
    @monstorrr 5 років тому +12

    When he was alive he didnt get the international credit he deserved. Rip a comedic legend

  • @streettalk4thesoul
    @streettalk4thesoul 4 роки тому +13

    "alright, go ahead... try to tell the story." LMAO

  • @grasshopper2462
    @grasshopper2462 7 років тому +63

    The first time I finally gave Patrice a chance and it was hilarious, as well as truthful.

  • @giraffesareselfish9563
    @giraffesareselfish9563 7 років тому +17

    I never listened to any of Patrice's stuff until a few days ago, sorry it took me so long, he is great.

    • @WiseAilbhean
      @WiseAilbhean 7 років тому +4

      Dude, let me help you out, jusy go to the Cult of Black Philip channel and it's an ample catalog of his greatness.

    • @robertocruz8429
      @robertocruz8429 5 років тому +1

      🙏Legend

  • @geraldjohnson848
    @geraldjohnson848 7 років тому +9

    Dec.7: Happy birthday Comedian Patrice Malcolm O'Neal (1969-2011) Thank you and God bless. RIP Thanks for the upload, EscherReturns. Blessings

  • @GerBarne
    @GerBarne 7 років тому +16

    Does anyone else forget on a regular basis that Patrice is dead? His material is so good, so current, that it almost seems impossible it wasn't written yesterday. Truly a fucking comedic genius and a master of being happy.

    • @drumlion2005
      @drumlion2005 5 років тому +1

      His material is timeless

    • @Pyraus
      @Pyraus 5 років тому +1

      I can rewatch the same bits they never get old

    • @fumbles1294
      @fumbles1294 5 років тому

      What he's dead

    • @apove1814
      @apove1814 4 роки тому

      Gerard Byrne I remember on the regular to rewatch everything every 6-12 months 😂😂

  • @alsoknownas875
    @alsoknownas875 9 років тому +42

    I *REALLY* hope there's an extended, uncensored version of the "Ain't Dat Better?!" bit, because it's fucking BRILLIANT. The audience was in stitches, fully aware of how much insight O'Neal had into their own lives and romantic relationships.

    • @MsSteeldog
      @MsSteeldog 9 років тому

      Also Known As There is, it's on a clip called nasty show 2. It's on the second part of the two clips.

    • @MsSteeldog
      @MsSteeldog 9 років тому

      sloovy mann nasty show 2 part 2 wmv

  • @MrMCLax2
    @MrMCLax2 Рік тому +4

    He would be shredding the comedy scene right now. Rest in power 🤝

    • @tuanjim799
      @tuanjim799 6 місяців тому

      For real, Patrice in the podcast era would have been unreal to witness.

  • @prostatemassagerreviews
    @prostatemassagerreviews 8 років тому +325

    Patrice channeling his inner Steve Harvey with that outfit XD

    • @The_Dosage
      @The_Dosage 6 років тому

      Real rap

    • @steezycheesefries5624
      @steezycheesefries5624 6 років тому +9

      Patrice is biggie- Steve Harvy is Tone Loc

    • @KR-vk2wx
      @KR-vk2wx 5 років тому +2

      @prostate massager reviews .. That’s all he’s channeling, cause Steve Harvey sucks as a comedian. Not funny at all!

    • @mchan2141
      @mchan2141 5 років тому

      😂

    • @rickbrenner6079
      @rickbrenner6079 4 роки тому

      prostate massager reviews Initially, that’s who I thought it was. I thought it was Harvey introducing Patrice to the crowd.

  • @dbstelly
    @dbstelly 4 роки тому +7

    Just woke my wife up laughing so hard. We are not in the same room!😂😂😂

  • @J0hnny0
    @J0hnny0 Рік тому +5

    Oh man I miss Patrice. He was one of the funniest comedians ever.

  • @Mr1and14orth
    @Mr1and14orth 10 років тому +102

    Patrice is one of the greats!

  • @BoloBouncer
    @BoloBouncer 2 роки тому +3

    Patrice masterfully dissects every relationship in the audience and they love him for it.

  • @renaissancelight4971
    @renaissancelight4971 4 роки тому +8

    My favorite part is when he says," you could be by the vent somewhere". I always liked Patrice's attempts to make women understand men better. Some women might find it offensive, but he always made me laugh 😂😂😂

  • @kayfabe6ix641
    @kayfabe6ix641 9 років тому +2

    The end is arguably the greatest 2 minute stretch I ever watched. Literally in tears right now, lol. It just got better and funnier.

  • @Vintage27
    @Vintage27 4 роки тому +8

    This man is a prophet

  • @kyser3ify
    @kyser3ify 7 років тому +3

    I found Patrice in june of 2011 listening to OandA became a huge fan. That October he had a show in Jersey I was gonna go but stayed home I figured he's always in New York and it 30 minutes awsy so I'll see him there, then he dies. Patrice the Greatest

    • @Jurassic54Life
      @Jurassic54Life 6 років тому

      Big Dev Kyser this story made me sad

  • @outerthoughts30
    @outerthoughts30 5 років тому +11

    The greatest quote ever
    4:23

  • @elitrujillo7869
    @elitrujillo7869 5 років тому +1

    One of the greatest ever.. Another legend to the books. carlin ,Pryor, Patrice.... Rip pimp

  • @SibKiss-hc7zn
    @SibKiss-hc7zn 2 роки тому +1

    Omg 😆 he just described why my boyfriend gets mad at me 😂 He says I nitpicking and nannying him when I think I'm improving the situation!! Now I get it

  • @julittok
    @julittok 7 років тому +53

    That last bit was awesome

  • @dustbustr91
    @dustbustr91 4 роки тому +14

    his style is legend. similar to bill burr- relentless line after line with no pauses!

  • @Daniel.Miranda
    @Daniel.Miranda 5 років тому +29

    Part of my 10 year marriage wrapped in 7 minutes

  • @displaychicken
    @displaychicken 6 років тому +3

    “Ain’t that better?!” One of my favorite bits of all time

  • @crashbngwallop
    @crashbngwallop 7 років тому +3

    That last guy they show in the crowd is just busting up laughing LMAO. so funny

  • @hotice8885
    @hotice8885 6 років тому +42

    Because of this, all I can think about when a woman walks into the room is ""Whatcha doin????" or "Ain't that better??" in a soprano voice! LOL #47GrainBread

  • @krono069
    @krono069 6 років тому +1

    Dammit. He was so great. Both funny and just speaking his mind. The world is a lesser place without him.

  • @shininio
    @shininio 4 роки тому +4

    We miss Patrice because his perfect comedic skills and because he found the right words to say to women what men meant to say for centuries,

  • @CultOfBlackPhillip
    @CultOfBlackPhillip 10 років тому +158

    Thank you for uploading this

  • @marcdewon1406
    @marcdewon1406 5 років тому +3

    RIP to a great legend. True 👑 of Comedy

  • @dawnploughman7486
    @dawnploughman7486 3 роки тому +1

    This is the Patrice I love and miss dearly.

  • @matrixmisfit1987
    @matrixmisfit1987 Рік тому +1

    Let this be a testament to how spirits connect no matter the distance of space between them; even from beyond the grave!
    No one Ever Really Dies

    • @ggyugcxzzf
      @ggyugcxzzf 11 місяців тому +1

      N.E.R.D 🧠 💡

  • @seifullahbashir1876
    @seifullahbashir1876 2 роки тому +3

    I miss this man. Damn he was hilarious!

  • @mafia_dave32
    @mafia_dave32 5 років тому +86

    I just realized how the Metoo movement gained speed . No Patrice . If Patrice was still alive he would have cut that shit up in 2 jokes and slipped in a third for shits and giggles .

    • @aaronhumphrey2009
      @aaronhumphrey2009 5 років тому +8

      Yup, Patrice would've skewered the me too feminazis. Now, you've made every man alive afraid to even talk to you, ladies. Ain't that Better ! Better buy yourself a mansized tallywhacker, cuz ain't no man gonna go near it.. Ain't that better !?

    • @slicric131
      @slicric131 3 роки тому

      He always would of probably had some amazing Black Lives Matter jokes.

  • @danishnadir9547
    @danishnadir9547 8 років тому +1

    Such a classic natural comedy don't come around anymore.
    R.I.P. Patrice O'Neil.
    What a legend!!!

  • @red---paulvanravenswaay2247
    @red---paulvanravenswaay2247 Рік тому +2

    Unbelievably hilarious! Holy cow🤣🤣🤣
    Now me and my wife walk around the house asking each other " AIN'T DAT BETTA??!!!"

  • @leonphelps6929
    @leonphelps6929 5 років тому +6

    I miss this dude like I knew him personally

  • @emilhansen3806
    @emilhansen3806 7 років тому +23

    When you're a lovable character like this dude, you can get away with saying fucking anything! Patrice the GOAT

    • @antoinettemarie24
      @antoinettemarie24 7 років тому

      Emil Hansen yessir. how ya'll love Craig Ferguson? crying laughing@the end

  • @IFollowAfter
    @IFollowAfter 5 років тому +2

    How is this still funny and I've seen it fifty times? This was an incredible comedian

  • @bendover6075
    @bendover6075 5 років тому +2

    THE KING OF EVERYTHING

  • @thembinkosimgidi8465
    @thembinkosimgidi8465 4 роки тому +6

    I kept us all alive, let somebody handle the ground.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @broaddusmarines
    @broaddusmarines 9 років тому +7

    Man he nailed it.

  • @luisceja6443
    @luisceja6443 2 роки тому

    That is a comedian killing it across all genders and races. Just killing it. RIP

  • @1ColdFuture
    @1ColdFuture 9 років тому +138

    A turkey sandwich on 47 grain bread with No mayonnaise and bean sprouts,
    tastes like rat turds and twigs! hahahahaha

  • @ariaichem6258
    @ariaichem6258 5 років тому +3

    Ladies ladies ladies. Replay the vid. Employ the late great comedic GENIUS Patrice O'Neal's satirical suggestions found within.
    And let me let you in on a secret as well: EVERY male - good or bad - THINKS AND FEELS what Patrice is poignantly preaching. Take heed. He was/is my gender's true mouthpiece. God needs to laugh too; why else take this man from the planet in his 40s?
    The best relationship is when the woman LOVES him and the man LIKES her. #savagetruth
    Men want to be alone but not by ourselves. #deep MFer

  • @FuryAnderson_HandzupNetwork
    @FuryAnderson_HandzupNetwork 9 років тому +58

    You have no idea how #FUNNY and #TRUE that whole routine was!!! (LOL!!!)

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate 9 років тому +33

      you have no idea how much i want to throw hot soup in your face for using those hashtags.

    • @StrongSinger
      @StrongSinger 9 років тому +4

      SockMyDink #shutup because #itsnotthatserious

    • @Gobbersmack
      @Gobbersmack 9 років тому +1

      FURY ANDERSON Funny and true are almost always synonymous.

    • @dylan8550
      @dylan8550 9 років тому +1

      SockMyDink thank you so do I, cant just fucking type a sentence without pointless fucking hash tags.

    • @jkake2434
      @jkake2434 5 років тому

      straight up roasted his gf on the stand up routine

  • @fabiopascoal5032
    @fabiopascoal5032 4 роки тому

    I don't often comment videos, but that technique, that natural delivery like he's making it up on the spot. My got... Love this guy.

  • @nonetoomuch.nostupidnumbers
    @nonetoomuch.nostupidnumbers 2 роки тому +2

    Patrice oneal, one of if not the most genuine comic that ever lived!

  • @ryker6richard
    @ryker6richard 5 років тому +7

    Aint that better, that guy was right on and funny as hell.

  • @karenweirather6436
    @karenweirather6436 5 років тому +3

    Omg legit couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard

  • @Chim510
    @Chim510 6 років тому +2

    A lotta comics try to do that “everyday problems” routine but Patrice always did it with perfection. RIP

  • @fcukwithit
    @fcukwithit 3 роки тому +1

    I remember watching this as kid on cable TV, i would always hope they would replay this episode RIP Patrice O'Neal

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 4 роки тому +12

    I've seen every Patrice clip ever and never found out who got shot
    did Dianne get shot? nah? did she shoot somebody? nah? WHO GOT SHOT

  • @sylentagenda9160
    @sylentagenda9160 5 років тому +4

    I just read Kevin Hart's book and he had some good stories of Patrice and how he took him in and mentored him as he came up in comedy. They were even roommates for a bit. Really miss O'Neal, RIP bro

  • @retr0gamer183
    @retr0gamer183 4 роки тому +2

    The accuracy 😂👏

  • @Ginger_Chin
    @Ginger_Chin 7 років тому +1

    Man hes a legend. Watching Patrice, Quinn and Norton on Tough Crowd was some of the best television ever

  • @BigGamer9211
    @BigGamer9211 7 років тому +5

    "Ain't that better" lmfao

  • @MrNas921
    @MrNas921 10 років тому +7

    Fucking Brilliant , RIP

  • @piyakhebisonii1001
    @piyakhebisonii1001 5 років тому +1

    Super underrated GOAT!!

  • @jinxmad1310
    @jinxmad1310 6 років тому +1

    i love "aint dat betta?" R.I.P. comedy king!