"Look up contraband and send that to your hero..." I'm still laughing at that while typing this! When I was in Iraq, one of the dudes in my squad got a large package of 2 huge blocks of homemade rice crispy treats in 2 gallon Ziploc bags. Since that was a lot, he gave one to the CO and First Sergeant. Unbeknownst to him, there was a bottle of Jack hidden in the middle of each. LOL!!! Still one of my favorite memories!
I was stationed at Nellis AFB for 5 years. I rotated to "the range" and back for much of that time. This included time at 51, Tonapah, Alice Springs, Indian Springs, etc.
I realize I was a Ranger grunt, so this is going to come off as sexist( imagine that) but all the female veterans in this video are rather well endowed in the pectoral area and are wearing rather firm fitting shirts. I am wondering if this was strategically planned or are they just that confident? Shannon was like wow in that shirt. Do not worry Shannon, I already cranked out 50 in the forward leaning rest position for my indiscretion so you need not order me to do them. Marine Jennifer is smoking hot.
Video request on the dogfight between Robert S. Johnson vs Egon Meyer when Robert S. Johnsons P-47 Thunderbolt managed to fly all the way from Germany back to his home base even with over 200 bullets and shrapnel in only the spot he counted and most likely over 2000 in all given the size of the Thunderbolt
To get posted to Groom Lake (aka Paradise Ranch or simply The Ranch) that's National Security level classified meaning I tell you I have to make absolutely certain you absolutely never tell another living soul (the only way to do that is if you're under 6 feet of earth, nothing personal).
The one thing a green beret can do better than any other part of the military is go into a country and train others in the art of guerilla warfare. They are teachers more so than fighters although they do that quite well also.
Our tradition is change. Oh, and coming up with catch phrases to cram into an oath. And, and Power Point till you can't no more. And the #1 tradition of the USAF.......Bombing the crap out of the bad guys when the ground pounders are pinned down.
When I was enlisted I would have said smokes and dip. Now that I'm a civilian that works for the army and sees what today's soldiers and airmen are into, I'd say vape juice and batteries. Alchohol and porn (disguised as something that's not alchohol or porn) will always be popular and appreciated.
I would think that a duty station like area 51 would be the most boring place to work, as in, it would be a punishment to be stationed there as a guard. I would think that one would have to be a very high ranking officer with the highest security clearance to be stationed in the inner sanctum though, but still would be boring and monotonous.
What you should send a soldier, if he/she uses an M-4 Commando condoms to put over the barrel and (otherwise he'll spend more time cleaning it than using it, which in combat means he/she's not coming home alive) if he/she is deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan flea/tick collars (sand ticks can and do crawl into the pee hole and breed and feels like a bad bladder infection) for sure anything else is generally welcomed.
I haven't seen a Playboy magazine in the local news stand in about 10 years. So no, I'm not 10. In fact, I can't even remember the last time I've seen a Playboy mag.
Not sure they have terms like PONGO in the US military ua-cam.com/video/9LD1jXtcKNk/v-deo.html Looking forward to seeing Danger Close about the Battle of Long Tan but not sure it will a wanking machine like the Odd Angry Shot did (another Vietnam film from a soldier's perspective)
Check out more videos of vets answering dumb military questions: ua-cam.com/video/IxqfO8Uaegk/v-deo.html
I had no problem getting into area 51. I just told my recruiter I was from Alpha Centauri A and was looking for some help getting home.
Lol
Surprised you didn't get a section 8 for that, just saying.
I ask my older brother dumb questions about the army just to see him get mad
Sorry your brother doesn't have a sense of humor.
A•R•M•Y IS AN ACRO•NYM
"Look up contraband and send that to your hero..." I'm still laughing at that while typing this!
When I was in Iraq, one of the dudes in my squad got a large package of 2 huge blocks of homemade rice crispy treats in 2 gallon Ziploc bags. Since that was a lot, he gave one to the CO and First Sergeant. Unbeknownst to him, there was a bottle of Jack hidden in the middle of each. LOL!!! Still one of my favorite memories!
Keoni Bird, Did they let Jack out of the bottle??
Michael Hodgden I would
"My father's a green baret, only thing he cant do is hug his son"
... That man needs a hug
Nearly made me spit out my drink. I’m sorry but 😂😂😂
why this is not on a tshirt i do not know!!!! I mean come on guys at least a coffee mug
They can, the question is what the hell did he do that his dad doesn't hug him???
I cant hug my son. Cause i am not blessed in that way. I AM BLESSED IN A BIGGER WAY
That shirt is holding on for dear life. I love it
When I was in the navy my grandfather a old sailor himself used to send me bottles of mouth wash full of liquor with food color
Thank you both for your service! Your grandpa sounds like a badass lol!
I was stationed at Nellis AFB for 5 years. I rotated to "the range" and back for much of that time. This included time at 51, Tonapah, Alice Springs, Indian Springs, etc.
I agree with “Call For Fire” on the Predator.
Fire don't kill the preditor the preditor kill you call Arnold to take care of him he might tell all of us to get the chopper
Big Spooky no doubt
Best answer .. just look up contraband and send that lmfao priceless.. I had a family member send me beer in a pringles cans
Airman Batesole? Uhm she was in that “Veterans for Gun Reform” that got roasted by Angry Cops 😂
send link to vid
Of course her dumb ass should know better especially since she was military, gun control ends with only the bad guys and the military having guns.
I realize I was a Ranger grunt, so this is going to come off as sexist( imagine that) but all the female veterans in this video are rather well endowed in the pectoral area and are wearing rather firm fitting shirts. I am wondering if this was strategically planned or are they just that confident? Shannon was like wow in that shirt. Do not worry Shannon, I already cranked out 50 in the forward leaning rest position for my indiscretion so you need not order me to do them. Marine Jennifer is smoking hot.
To the Air Force Member with the Air Force Pup your Father is missing out.
1:17 “My father’s a green beret! They only thing he CAN’T do....... is hug his son....” 😆😂🤣 GREATEST SHIT EVER!!!!
Didn't know Shannon was a vet.
Wasn't clear when I started watching the videos.
I remember when my brother was deployed he called amd asked for porn magazines
Shannon is a badass
Huss-Elite Awww thanks!!
LOVE THE PREDATOR ONE! LOL
Video request on the dogfight between Robert S. Johnson vs Egon Meyer when Robert S. Johnsons P-47 Thunderbolt managed to fly all the way from Germany back to his home base even with over 200 bullets and shrapnel in only the spot he counted and most likely over 2000 in all given the size of the Thunderbolt
I heard about that one on a show called Dog fights on History Channel
Same here
I am in the guard I get asked do you guys ever go to war lol
Well...do you?
WolfHowl nah we just deploy back to back to war zones and was in every conflict but nah
Puddle pirates lol
EM2 LT huh
You know your military when you say booze ripits and jerky lmao! That's breakfast of champions for us!
Lmfaoo! "Just look up contraband" yuuup
I’m in the army and I feel the same way, I love these videos
Can't beat the good ol' 3C's: Copenhagen, cigarettes and canned food.
"Marines, Army, they're all stupid
In the Navy we're gay
Air Force bougjee ASF"
Rule number one. Do NOT TALK about area 51.
What's "Area 51?" :-D
@@anthonyhargis6855
Shhhhhhh.
Don't ask. Need to know only.
Area's 1 through 50 are top secret too.
@@bla2220 *STRICT NEED TO KNOW BASIS*
'was that the alien one?'
*Died* lmao
This... Does put a smile on my face
Stay right where you are, I’m dropping the booze!
Edit: Just pictured the Berlin airlift, but with vodka!
That was every sexy military woman with a DD214, spanning the last 5 years - in one video.
To get posted to Groom Lake (aka Paradise Ranch or simply The Ranch) that's National Security level classified meaning I tell you I have to make absolutely certain you absolutely never tell another living soul (the only way to do that is if you're under 6 feet of earth, nothing personal).
Shannon double d corbeil
Ya,LL know just how to get our undivided,ATTENTION! Just bring out the BIG GUNNS!!🤣
The one thing a green beret can do better than any other part of the military is go into a country and train others in the art of guerilla warfare. They are teachers more so than fighters although they do that quite well also.
You know the Green berets are the best when the Green Beret is asked why are Green berets the best and he says because we're snappy dressers
1:20 " my father is a Green Beret the only thing he can't do is hug his son" lmfao! Savage .. The funny thing is, it's probably true
Great series.
...Look up Contraband and send That... Yeah, I love it!
Air Force - boujie as* fuc*😂
Funny shite!! Some don’t have any sense of humor. The Air Force, 74 years young still looking for traditions.... ha ha
Our tradition is change. Oh, and coming up with catch phrases to cram into an oath. And, and Power Point till you can't no more. And the #1 tradition of the USAF.......Bombing the crap out of the bad guys when the ground pounders are pinned down.
@@erikkunkle9574 best summation of USAF tradition ever. LMFAO
All those ladies have to do is show those bazookas ,in like flynn
As far as whether different branches of the military make fun of each other, they do (there's a natural friendly rivalry there).
When I heard the predator question, I was surprised none of them out right said napalm
True a MOAB or Big Spooky's 105s would work a hell of a lot better.
Bro I lit up when I saw the got a SEAL on here
Love this channel
Shannon makes me want to join the air force
Low N Slow 209 !!! It's the smart choice.
@@shannoncorbeil lol it's so weirdly stupid
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY RIP-IT!
She admits aliens are real the same way I confess to cheating on my gf Haha
As far as the Pentagon posting you have to be of a certain rank in the military and you have to be assigned.
When I was enlisted I would have said smokes and dip. Now that I'm a civilian that works for the army and sees what today's soldiers and airmen are into, I'd say vape juice and batteries. Alchohol and porn (disguised as something that's not alchohol or porn) will always be popular and appreciated.
Look up contraband.....I’m dying lol
These are always good for a big laugh.
Wasn't Terry on " Dude you're screwed
What do you think of the military having different physical fitness requirements for men and women?.
It's simply a reflection of the difference in biology. Nothing more.
The Predator question has a simple answer. NAYPALM
Not likely MOAB or Big Spooky's 105s would work better
I know the man with the dog. His name is mark. He is SOOO nice. He loves action movies and was at my sister's wedding
knock knock
The girls are pretty hot
Very hot.
Logic Man are you a sailor?
Does anyone else mix Rip It's and Muscle relaxers before missions, or is that just me?
@J Mireles Yes.
If your bob lazar you just gotta work at los Alamos labs and make a jet powered car and casualty drive it to work
Thanks for your service , find more oil
Currently deployed myself lol what jokes
0:47. you right! I am jealous. Only 2.5 years untill I leave my eight years and join the airforce. I ca not wait!! 😂😂😂
I died at 1:17🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:19 wow she's low-key. .. you know
Still trying to get what's up with the puppy
I would think that a duty station like area 51 would be the most boring place to work, as in, it would be a punishment to be stationed there as a guard. I would think that one would have to be a very high ranking officer with the highest security clearance to be stationed in the inner sanctum though, but still would be boring and monotonous.
What you should send a soldier, if he/she uses an M-4 Commando condoms to put over the barrel and (otherwise he'll spend more time cleaning it than using it, which in combat means he/she's not coming home alive) if he/she is deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan flea/tick collars (sand ticks can and do crawl into the pee hole and breed and feels like a bad bladder infection) for sure anything else is generally welcomed.
Send em some fricken OIL. 😀😀😀🛢🛢🛢😀😀😀🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😀😀😀
I only needed 2 months in an all male BCT to smell that a mile away.
All I can think of is, why is that guy so red.
Tan in a can
I need her... Goodness.
does the guy woth the dog have it for PTSD?
If he's claiming PTSD he's definitely faking.
Playboy magazine? Sorry grandma, it’s 2019.
I wish she was my grandma 😵
I haven't seen a Playboy magazine in the local news stand in about 10 years. So no, I'm not 10. In fact, I can't even remember the last time I've seen a Playboy mag.
They're still around in 2021 so maybe you ought to try looking with your eyes open next time it might help.
Jugs
Jennifer is lowkey a real one.
Drugs and porn is a helluva mix
Basically everyone said porn send all the porn oh and candy
1:17 man that went dark really fast
Bruh i talk shit all the time on the other services. Guarantee the guy calling the guy a boot is a pog boot himself
and they said there were no hott women in military.. 😍😍
Donnie Joy No, There is just not in the Marine corps. I have yet to see one since I've been in.
Remember that red hair chick In Chucky three God my got hard and the when Hally Barry was Catwoman God doggy style with her in that suit
There's all kinds of hot and cute women in the Marine Corps.
Not sure they have terms like PONGO in the US military ua-cam.com/video/9LD1jXtcKNk/v-deo.html Looking forward to seeing Danger Close about the Battle of Long Tan but not sure it will a wanking machine like the Odd Angry Shot did (another Vietnam film from a soldier's perspective)
1:20 I feel bad now
how come nobody is talking about ding dongs unicorn uniform??
Whats the difference between Green Berets and Navy Seals?
LOL everyone says porn. Oh how true it is...
They want to get posted at area 51 for the raid
Was the dog real?
Can we see a part 4?
Hahah 😂 love this
These people talk like pogs
I thought it meant veterinarian instead of veteran
Shannon's hot
Ding Dong don't look so good
My father is a Green Beret
Why wasn't dip on that list marines love their chew
He said copenhahen
Thats dip
@@toast5802 musta missed that part didnt hear him say that
I know there's like, a 90/10 gender split in the military.
Where all the men at? Lol.
Diversity mah man
You don't want to know my real thoughts on the military......
then why say that?
Who hasn't seen the Predator 😱😱😱😱😱
Too many women. This is sexist! Go Marines!!!!🖍🖍🖍🖍
Um...
No
@@SmoreThewolf um yeah....
@@unfortunateson5016 um... Maybe? :0
Maybe there's more women because they volunteered and had the time to do this? Duh.