As a former service member. I will tell whoever asked the cowboy hat question. You do not want to only wear the cowboy hat. First day of boot camp, show up with the cowboy hat, Wrangler jeans, the trophy belt buckle, the cowboy boots, and accessorize all of that, with a pair of oakleys. The Drill Instructors Will love you.
About a dozen of us showed up at boot camp dressed more or less exactly like that. One of our company commanders was from Corpus Christi, so the real dilemma here was which one of us got to carry the treasured appellation of "Tex" in our company.
@@texasred2702 How many jokes can be made from dressing as a cowboy first day at boot? Extras from Brokeback Mountain, Village People extras, got lost on the way to rodeo, got lost on way to chili cookout, get disappointed about no cows or horse wrangling is not a part of basic curriculum, guy with biggest hat or shortest guy has to wear all the hats at once, get lost at boot camp when you were looking for the boot store. All I can think of
Reptis 74656 - That’s wrong sir. As a U.S. Navy veteran I’ll stand up for the Coast Guard. The Coast Guard trains in war games with the Navy. The Coast Guard plays a huge part of our military. When I’m in the drink, I’m glad the Coast Guard is out there.
Pockets are the Air Force's glove of choice next to condoms for sodomy! That's what my DS told my battle & I before he made us run around w/ our arms out making plane noises for 10 minutes, so...
Last one was classic, if you have your hands in the military when you’re in your pockets, and you have your hands in your pockets when you’re in the military, you’re going to die. Hahahahaha
My favorite one is, what MOS is Sniper? Oh how disappointed they are to find out not only is Sniper not a MOS but there is a lot of math involved. Which brings me to how few people realize gravity and wind affects a round of ammunition. Not to mention when you are firing a round from a great distance u have to factor in the curve of the earth. Now that blows the flat earthers minds.
The Coriolis effect factors the rotation of the Earth into a shot. I believe it only effects latitude as a target standing on the geographic north pole would have a rotational speed of 0 mph. A target standing on the equator would have a rotational speed of about 1,000 miles per hour. So trajectory north or south, at enough distance would be greatly influenced by this effect. It's why hurricanes gain rotational energy.
I guess because the grass was maintained in a mown or ornamental condition and they wanted it kept that way, not trampled all over? Also they wanted to teach you to have respect for military property?
I am too drunk to taste this chicken. And CRAYONS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO LUBE YOUR GUTS UP POST MRE PEANUT BUTTER THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE a strange conversation with your battle buddy
Not going to lie, I have my hands in my pockets all the time. Hell I'll be having conversations with my Ssgt's while both our hands are in our pockets. You just got to know who and where you can do it around. Also this is the Air Force so you know, ChairForce ftw.
I didn't watch the video. However, I did wear my cowboy boots, hat, jeans and gigantic belt buckle- the whole nine yards to basic training. Speaking from experience I recommend you do not do the same. If nothing else, my expensive peanut brittle colored lizard skin boots were curled up like elf shoes and ruined after OSUT.
Reminds me of the time of when i had to take my draft physical.we were told to.strip to our shorts and shoes, two farm boys in long Jones and boots looked kind of funny to us city boys!
Video request on the dogfight between Robert S. Johnson vs Egon Meyer when Robert S. Johnsons P-47 Thunderbolt managed to fly all the way from Germany back to his home base even with over 200 bullets and shrapnel in only the spot he counted and most likely over 2000 in all given the size of the Thunderbolt And this is more bad ass then half the stuff you upload
R.S.Johnson's story is truly Epic, I would've been re-evaluating my career choice after what he endured on that Op, but not Johnson, He returns to action a few days later and amasses 27 kills by the end of the war and making him the second highest American Air Ace in the European Theatre. If any are interested - realhistory.co/2018/05/23/robert-s-johnson-p47-thunderbolt/
Said a Drill Sgt. "Get your AirForce hands out of your Army pockets!". Asked an Army private, "Why can't we use umbrellas, the AirForce can?" Answered by an NCO," Well who would think that the airforce airmen would ever be expected to use their hands to pick up a rifle and fight when it's raining?"
This is a memorable moment for me at Air Force basic military training, I was told to do mountain climbers as punishment for not memorizing dorm guard rules and procedures. After what seemed like 10 entire minutes I reached a point where I couldn't even move so I stood back at attention. The two Training instructors got in my face and yelled asking me why I stopped. They went all out Marine core DI spazz fest on me. I managed to scream out this Trainee has reached the top of the mountain, sir. I could tell they both lost their bearings even though they tried not to show it.
Damn, the whole time I spent in the Corps I never was told about, nor partook of these delectable crayons. All I ate was a shitload of charms. Bunch of blue falcons.
There were guys in 3 pc suits with luggage. I was in ripped Levi's t shirt and slaps. ( I did bring my electric razor tho since I only shaved once a week)😁 PO1 threw it about 50 yards. 8404 RVN 66,67,68 " I'm right behind you Mac"
Why is it there are a lot of military veterans are homeless like some of them served in iraq? Are you in a contract Then after your contract you no longer employed as military personnel? Can they still return to service after becoming a veteran because some of the veterans are still young like late 30’s
Why is it there are a lot of military Vets are homeless? There are many reasons why they are homeless, could be after they got out of the military they couldn't coup with civilian life and became homeless, financial issues, legal issues, among other things. Are you in a contract, then after your contract you no longer employed as a military personnel? In short yes and no, when you enlist in the military you sign a contract and depending on that contract you may be required to serve so many years the slandered contract is 4 years of service and 4 years inactive reserves where you can be called up. If the person retired from the armed forces technically they are still with in the military but their statues is changed, however are still under the UCMJ, and can be called up at any time or court marshaled under the UCMJ for any thing they do. For Officers same thing applies to them as retirees they can be called back up at any time after leaving the service. Can they still return to service after becoming a veteran? Yes you can go back into service after getting out, however as long as you meet the legal, physical requirements to do so, if you are legally unfit such have felonies etc, or a dishonorable discharge, you cannot, if you are physical unfit for duty with medical issues etc, you can't as well depending on severity of the issues, and also meet the age requirements. Also depending on your re-enlistment code as well you get after leaving the service will also dictate if you are able to rejoin or not.
Trenten Swett thank you for the reply btw i am not american i am just curious and bothered and i feel sad whenever i see veterans at their very young age struggling or being homeless after serving their country. In Philippines once you joined the military you will only called as veterans if you retire from the service because of age.
Gr ay I’m planning on it when I get shipped out cowboy hat and cowboy boots I’m a country boy screw these city slickers plus I just wanna see the reaction 😂
I’m being deadass I swear to god that green beret came into our class when I was in 7th grade during social studies. My teacher Mr. Hulett I guess knew him and brought him in one day and the guy just let us ask any questions that we wanted to. He was pretty chill.
Yes commissioned officer marines use DeWalt industrial crayons in red, blue, yellow, and black in order to draw rectangular NATO type military symbology plans on catch basins, flat walls, and other concrete surfaces as a primitive crude but effective form of communication when there is no paper pads or radios ... And I know this for a fact because they promised me that in addition to not smacking the piss out of me for making fun of them and calling them disgusting names that would teach me all about how to do it :) 🤖👽🙈🙉🙊🤘🎓🐚🍜🍳🍔🌀🎱⛳🃏🎷🎶🎥🎬
@@americanpanzer4163 Actually it's worse, I've been carrying a piece of paper for over 20 years from Navy BUMED that says "based on a review of available medical information subject applicant does not meet established physical standards due to history of a learning disability"; and a PMDQ at a MEPS goes all across the board. By the way I'm glad you brought up the topic at hand, do Marines consider it immoral to bear false witness for them as opposed to against them in order to shame them ?
More dumb questions answered right here: ua-cam.com/video/FXGdwYMrd38/v-deo.html
PLEASE KEEP POSTING MORE!
semper studeo!
“(I’m)/(you there should be) always studying!”
I'm a former Marine and crayons..... are indeed delicious. Semper Fi.
@Stripey Arse Amen
John S Lol- I remember back in 1984 or 1985. The Marine of the year turned out to be gay. I laughed my ass off.
No such thing as a former Marine. Once a Marine, always a Marine.
Well if we really want a meal just go for the pink and yellow highlight markers
@@dilligafdude9434 Dude, do we really need to longer it just to say someone who was in the marines
As a former service member.
I will tell whoever asked the cowboy hat question.
You do not want to only wear the cowboy hat.
First day of boot camp, show up with the cowboy hat, Wrangler jeans, the trophy belt buckle, the cowboy boots, and accessorize all of that, with a pair of oakleys.
The Drill Instructors Will love you.
You are evil,
I love it.
About a dozen of us showed up at boot camp dressed more or less exactly like that. One of our company commanders was from Corpus Christi, so the real dilemma here was which one of us got to carry the treasured appellation of "Tex" in our company.
I should do that any way.
@@texasred2702 How many jokes can be made from dressing as a cowboy first day at boot? Extras from Brokeback Mountain, Village People extras, got lost on the way to rodeo, got lost on way to chili cookout, get disappointed about no cows or horse wrangling is not a part of basic curriculum, guy with biggest hat or shortest guy has to wear all the hats at once, get lost at boot camp when you were looking for the boot store. All I can think of
You wanna watch a Texican *completely* lose his shit?
Call that cast aluminum plate above his zipper a 'Brokeback buckle'. :D
"If you have your hands in your pockets in the military, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE." that certainly escalated quickly 😂😂😂
Learned that one the hard way
I read this right when the guy said it lol
As former navy. It is absolutely 100% accurate. The moment 1 minute has passed with just one hand stashed in the pocket, you will fall over dead.
No it didn't, that is the rational response
Keondric Paige did you die?
That was so nice of them to include the Air Force in a military video. It's like they almost are military.
At least they didn't try to include the Coast Guard.
Saying the coast guard is a part of the military is like saying a security guard is a part of law enforcement
Reptis 74656 - That’s wrong sir. As a U.S. Navy veteran I’ll stand up for the Coast Guard. The Coast Guard trains in war games with the Navy. The Coast Guard plays a huge part of our military. When I’m in the drink, I’m glad the Coast Guard is out there.
Look up para rescue AKA: PJs they are the embodiment of bad ass and they are Air Force 🤷♂️
As a non-swimmer/near drowner, I'm thankful for the Coast Guard.
Hands in pockets=AIR FORCE GLOVES!
I always laugh at that one. And yes, I'm retired Air Force.
Pockets are the Air Force's glove of choice next to condoms for sodomy! That's what my DS told my battle & I before he made us run around w/ our arms out making plane noises for 10 minutes, so...
1:23 thank you for your service Ding Dong. You have served your country proudly.
Being in a marine family I can tell you that we eat crayons everyday
Casually has Stalin as a profile pic
Why tho
J053PH 5W0L1N I love all the people asking why in the comments about crayon eating 😂
Last one was classic, if you have your hands in the military when you’re in your pockets, and you have your hands in your pockets when you’re in the military, you’re going to die. Hahahahaha
i had a stroke reading this
He was serious
My favorite one is, what MOS is Sniper? Oh how disappointed they are to find out not only is Sniper not a MOS but there is a lot of math involved. Which brings me to how few people realize gravity and wind affects a round of ammunition. Not to mention when you are firing a round from a great distance u have to factor in the curve of the earth. Now that blows the flat earthers minds.
The Coriolis effect factors the rotation of the Earth into a shot. I believe it only effects latitude as a target standing on the geographic north pole would have a rotational speed of 0 mph. A target standing on the equator would have a rotational speed of about 1,000 miles per hour. So trajectory north or south, at enough distance would be greatly influenced by this effect. It's why hurricanes gain rotational energy.
@@SubvertTheState anything at a mile or longer C E. A British sniper hit a Taliban target at 2 miles.
What, you mean they don't continue in a sraight line to infinity like call of duty
O even better...I'm a Forward Observer. Blow a flat eather away when you talk about the process for long range Artillery Strike lol.
@Richard Vanwinkle you make a deh joke?
2:45 yeah soooo...don’t be playing “pocket pool” when you’re in the military
Only 1 question, in basic, in 1968, why couldn't I walk on the grass?
It hasn't changed I did basic at Ft leonardwood in 2007 we couldn't walk on the grass either
@andyandyandy360 "Simple is, as simple does." Thank you for a very concise answer to an obvious rhetorical question.
Been serving with the marine corps as a corpman for 9 years, its 2019 and im still asking that question today, when they cant even grow god damn grass
@Terry Whittle lol
I guess because the grass was maintained in a mown or ornamental condition and they wanted it kept that way, not trampled all over? Also they wanted to teach you to have respect for military property?
The fact the Air Force guy had a tiny Air Force pup named Ding Dong pretty much sums up the Air Force.
Gaunter O'Dimm yep. The dog is the other branches of the military and the Air Force guy is carrying it.
I am too drunk to taste this chicken. And CRAYONS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO LUBE YOUR GUTS UP POST MRE PEANUT BUTTER THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE a strange conversation with your battle buddy
🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😊🤣😂😂😁😂
The one about the sharks is simple. You just have to constantly remind S.F guys that Sharks are friends Not Food😎
This was absolute gold. Do another one, please!
"Eh yo johnson whats your favorite color of crayon"
"...uuuhhh grape"
".....wait what"?
OOH RAH! CRAYONS!
As a Marine Corps Veteran I still eat crayons!
I appreciate that they are picking questions out of an M1.
I’m guessing the green berets are taught how to use hakai?
I've heard the stab ur swim buddy one before. And Rangers are the most dangerous animals in both the known and unknown universe. GET. SOME.
Rangers are like Navy SEALs, just bigger, faster, stronger. SEAls have better hair care products however
david wagner ha, I fully agree on this!! 😂😂
SEALS pre mission checklist goes like this. Hands, Eyes, Ears, HAIR!!!!
@@Fencer1326 thats a premission check for being in the navy period
@@SuperWagner23 you know ill let this slide, just for the fact people love our god damn hair.
Not going to lie, I have my hands in my pockets all the time. Hell I'll be having conversations with my Ssgt's while both our hands are in our pockets. You just got to know who and where you can do it around. Also this is the Air Force so you know, ChairForce ftw.
In all fairness, I'm just here for Terry Schappert.
Shannon rocks!
There is no such thing as a stupid question. There are just stupid people that ask questions.
"the fact that crayons are delicious" dear god that was perfect
3:00 also always wear your pt belt
1:40 domestic abuse
(I'm kidding)
Please please please do more of these because I'm tired of asking my friends when they ask me those questions
I didn't watch the video. However, I did wear my cowboy boots, hat, jeans and gigantic belt buckle- the whole nine yards to basic training.
Speaking from experience I recommend you do not do the same.
If nothing else, my expensive peanut brittle colored lizard skin boots were curled up like elf shoes and ruined after OSUT.
Hey Schappert, are you going to keep making Hollywood weapons, please keep doing it
Should you wear it tilted ?well hold up no
A sea bear will come
Pain By Faith hurry draw a circle! It will make the sea bear go away
Russia Man99 GOODDD IDEA
⭕️
The old green beret is amazing
What if the flash bang is in the velcro pouch
Show up for BUD/S or Ranger training with the qualification device tattooed on you already.
You'll thank me later.
Your instructors will admire how dedicated you are to that SOF unit.
Best one yet!!!! This is awesome!!!!
2:55 is probably the most accurate depiction of why the hands in the pocket does the military what it does.
"The fact that crayons are delicious" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
The hands in pockets question made me laugh audibly
Reminds me of the time of when i had to take my draft physical.we were told to.strip to our shorts and shoes, two farm boys in long Jones and boots looked kind of funny to us city boys!
That ending is legendary 😂 people ask some dumb ass random questions
Video request on the dogfight between Robert S. Johnson vs Egon Meyer when Robert S. Johnsons P-47 Thunderbolt managed to fly all the way from Germany back to his home base even with over 200 bullets and shrapnel in only the spot he counted and most likely over 2000 in all given the size of the Thunderbolt And this is more bad ass then half the stuff you upload
R.S.Johnson's story is truly Epic, I would've been re-evaluating my career choice after what he endured on that Op, but not Johnson, He returns to action a few days later and amasses 27 kills by the end of the war and making him the second highest American Air Ace in the European Theatre. If any are interested - realhistory.co/2018/05/23/robert-s-johnson-p47-thunderbolt/
In Australia the identity of the SAS soldiers is protected for "security reasons"
Everyone knows that it's Ian or Liam anyway. Why bother?
Tim Chuma these are retired vets
More Terry please hahah
I have a dumb question, Who do you think would win 20 US Marines or 10 vampires and 10 werewolf
The Jarheads
Your god damn right we eat crayons. Nom nom nom nom
The Terry Schappert seemed familiar, then i remembered he was in Close Quarter Battle.
Yay! Hollywood Weapons guy is back!
I love how we all share the same sense of sarcasm
Nothing like watering grass while it's raining outside. Good times, good times.
Should I bring my Xbox to basic? I don’t want to be bored with all the free time I’m going to have.
Wait so when I donated 5 boxes of 500 crayons to toys 4 tots the Marines just ate them?
Grape crayons are the best. Also lol at "token civilian."
I’ve died several times in the army for pockets and hands. But usually for other reasons. Of the hands and pockets
Diggin the Hap Arnold star shirt!
These people are awesome
Said a Drill Sgt. "Get your AirForce hands out of your Army pockets!". Asked an Army private, "Why can't we use umbrellas, the AirForce can?" Answered by an NCO," Well who would think that the airforce airmen would ever be expected to use their hands to pick up a rifle and fight when it's raining?"
This is a memorable moment for me at Air Force basic military training, I was told to do mountain climbers as punishment for not memorizing dorm guard rules and procedures. After what seemed like 10 entire minutes I reached a point where I couldn't even move so I stood back at attention. The two Training instructors got in my face and yelled asking me why I stopped. They went all out Marine core DI spazz fest on me. I managed to scream out this Trainee has reached the top of the mountain, sir. I could tell they both lost their bearings even though they tried not to show it.
If you have your hands in the military while you're in your pockets
LOL:)
Hands...in....pockets....aggggggggggghhhhhhh
Terry, please go co op with the modern rogue, they love you
Air force LMAO
Hahaha, I remember that old velcro video!
Can confirm.
I knew 1 guy who went to reception in cowboy boots
Another pro tip is to get a marine corps tattoo before entering boot camp. The drill instructors love that.
My favorite question was my nephew is Marine do you know him?
ralph crosby
that was quite a question since part of the motto of the marines is "the few"
My ROTC instructor is a green beret how lucky should I feel
Cowboy hat? Of course! How are you gonna carry all that blinker fluid and flight line to your Drill Sergeant for future tasking?
Grid squares?
@@mantis_toboggan_md Don't forget the Prickey 8 for First Sergeant
Cowboy hat?? What is this slang please anybody else please answer
Quinn Clayton you’d be surprised at how many people think blinker fluid is a real thing that they have to change it’s just sad
Damn, the whole time I spent in the Corps I never was told about, nor partook of these delectable crayons. All I ate was a shitload of charms. Bunch of blue falcons.
There were guys in 3 pc suits with luggage.
I was in ripped Levi's t shirt and slaps. ( I did bring my electric razor tho since I only shaved once a week)😁
PO1 threw it about 50 yards.
8404 RVN 66,67,68
" I'm right behind you Mac"
For Air Force, absolutely wear your cowboy hat. Army and Marines, however, require a Bowler hat.
How come the Air Farce gets puppies?
I never saw that (CENSORED) in a recruiting pamphlet.
I mean the Velcro one was a good question
What is your favorite color crayon
I've been told purple is they best because it tastes like grapes.
@Steve Campbell well the Marine of the year for 2017 told me that purple was the best. I worked with him on a side gig he had.
I like the red ones :)
Still not clear on the last one lmfao
As a marine, terry's hed looks delicious, like fire engine red...
where are the previous 100 episodes?
Is ok if my cowboy hat is black and has an American flag bandana around it along with a 1st air cab insignia?
We also put CLP on our pancakes and drink LSA out of sippy cups
Just show up to boot with a mullet and Budweiser sleeveless shirt
where have i heard chase millsaps voice before
Why is it there are a lot of military veterans are homeless like some of them served in iraq? Are you in a contract Then after your contract you no longer employed as military personnel? Can they still return to service after becoming a veteran because some of the veterans are still young like late 30’s
Why is it there are a lot of military Vets are homeless? There are many reasons why they are homeless, could be after they got out of the military they couldn't coup with civilian life and became homeless, financial issues, legal issues, among other things. Are you in a contract, then after your contract you no longer employed as a military personnel? In short yes and no, when you enlist in the military you sign a contract and depending on that contract you may be required to serve so many years the slandered contract is 4 years of service and 4 years inactive reserves where you can be called up. If the person retired from the armed forces technically they are still with in the military but their statues is changed, however are still under the UCMJ, and can be called up at any time or court marshaled under the UCMJ for any thing they do. For Officers same thing applies to them as retirees they can be called back up at any time after leaving the service. Can they still return to service after becoming a veteran? Yes you can go back into service after getting out, however as long as you meet the legal, physical requirements to do so, if you are legally unfit such have felonies etc, or a dishonorable discharge, you cannot, if you are physical unfit for duty with medical issues etc, you can't as well depending on severity of the issues, and also meet the age requirements. Also depending on your re-enlistment code as well you get after leaving the service will also dictate if you are able to rejoin or not.
Trenten Swett thank you for the reply btw i am not american i am just curious and bothered and i feel sad whenever i see veterans at their very young age struggling or being homeless after serving their country. In Philippines once you joined the military you will only called as veterans if you retire from the service because of age.
I like how they didnt have any marines on here, because they knew we wouldn't be able to read the comments
Haha I miss the Army.
I ate an entire pack of crayons back in basic.
Wait, I am an Airman, but I still think crayons are delicious.
Look at the time of the video
That is my favorite gun caliber
Please wear your cowboy hat
Gr ay I’m planning on it when I get shipped out cowboy hat and cowboy boots I’m a country boy screw these city slickers plus I just wanna see the reaction 😂
Lmao there were people in reception barracks wearing cowboy boots trust me dont do it your feet will thank you later
2:50
Is the air force guy wearing a Travis Manion wristband?
Simple answer... NO!
If you want to but don’t expect to be flaunting it all day every day.
Where’s the coast guard at? You can’t have the Air Force represented without the coast guard! They train more!
I’m being deadass I swear to god that green beret came into our class when I was in 7th grade during social studies. My teacher Mr. Hulett I guess knew him and brought him in one day and the guy just let us ask any questions that we wanted to. He was pretty chill.
Crayons are the best
0:35 you might get your cowboy hat dirty in Air Force basic training? Cmon what REAL work does the air Force do?
@BlooCaos it's just a joke that I got from angry cops. I have a very high respect for all military branches
Is there a standard issue crayon for marines?
Yes commissioned officer marines use DeWalt industrial crayons in red, blue, yellow, and black in order to draw rectangular NATO type military symbology plans on catch basins, flat walls, and other concrete surfaces as a primitive crude but effective form of communication when there is no paper pads or radios ... And I know this for a fact because they promised me that in addition to not smacking the piss out of me for making fun of them and calling them disgusting names that would teach me all about how to do it :) 🤖👽🙈🙉🙊🤘🎓🐚🍜🍳🍔🌀🎱⛳🃏🎷🎶🎥🎬
@@hirumbiffidum9145 enlisted issue?
@@americanpanzer4163 Actually it's worse, I've been carrying a piece of paper for over 20 years from Navy BUMED that says "based on a review of available medical information subject applicant does not meet established physical standards due to history of a learning disability"; and a PMDQ at a MEPS goes all across the board. By the way I'm glad you brought up the topic at hand, do Marines consider it immoral to bear false witness for them as opposed to against them in order to shame them ?
@@hirumbiffidum9145 i think they meant Standard issue crayon for enlisted marines, such as crayola or craz art
The snark is very unbecoming.