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  • @EpicPenguin43
    @EpicPenguin43 5 років тому +78

    😂😂😂”she’s a marksman not a sharpshooter. You’ll probably be alright” 💀

  • @mactruccsmacktruck1176
    @mactruccsmacktruck1176 5 років тому +147

    Why do I feel like whoever asked the sparton question was talking about the HALO Spartans and not Greek Spartans?

    • @thatonepriest69
      @thatonepriest69 5 років тому +9

      Halo Spartans like master chief are injected with shit to make them stronger and faster

    • @bigbigmurphy
      @bigbigmurphy 5 років тому +2

      You mean the space force?

    • @zachprouty8595
      @zachprouty8595 5 років тому

      FullMetalChicken Yeah probably not hogh altitude low opening Spartans

    • @dragon13481
      @dragon13481 5 років тому

      @@bigbigmurphy space force to fight space isis

    • @micheypatsa
      @micheypatsa 5 років тому

      @@vashishmanohar4542 Youre high.

  • @williamrussell7770
    @williamrussell7770 5 років тому +18

    “Put your entire room in your backpack and start walking around.” The truth

  • @doughesson
    @doughesson 5 років тому +38

    "How much does it cost to buy a Navy warship...?"
    A wiser man than I once said that "If you have to ask how much something costs, you probably can't afford it."

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 5 років тому +2

      Having said that, I talked to a guy who knows where a destroyer could be had for $45 million. That gets the hull & engines.the previous owner had to strip the weapons & sensors except for navigation radars.
      I guess you could put a Hummingbird fishfinder in the sonar domes & carry your .30'06 for armaments

  • @matthewlee8667
    @matthewlee8667 5 років тому +95

    Purchasing an entire Navy's worth of ships is actually quite easy. Just trade a bunch of Pepsi with Russia during the Cold War, duh.

  • @ScottWaa
    @ScottWaa 5 років тому +36

    Wait, I can buy a destroyer?!
    Hold my bourbon.

  • @surq0784
    @surq0784 5 років тому +116

    How many crayons can the Commandant of the Marine Corp eat in 1 hour and with only 1 juice box?

  • @Christopher-li6gg
    @Christopher-li6gg 5 років тому +21

    "Grab a fistful of crayons, and start coming up with recipes." 🤣😂😂

    • @brandondirocco9816
      @brandondirocco9816 5 років тому +1

      My favorite was Elmer's glue and clp

    • @danielriley6971
      @danielriley6971 5 років тому

      @@brandondirocco9816 dont forget to season it with the chili powder you get in an MRE

  • @si_vis_pacempara_bellum4906
    @si_vis_pacempara_bellum4906 5 років тому +10

    " I'm a Marine, I'm not good at math, can't count that high "
    😂 fking love that guy

  • @floridasoldat
    @floridasoldat 3 роки тому +1

    “They bring the soap to you. It’s called a blanket party” 😂😂😂😂

  • @SuperWagner23
    @SuperWagner23 5 років тому +8

    Jennifer Brofer is one fine looking US Marine. Mark Harper was on point with the Crayola Crayons advice. Hopefully Mark's Green Beret Dad heard his plea for a hug. His dad should have been proud of his Army high and tight while deployed.
    Why is it NO Army Rangers are ever on We Are The Mighty? I feel left out by my comrades in arms. We Rangers have feelings you know. They are buried deep down but that does not deny the fact we have them.

  • @bla2220
    @bla2220 5 років тому +13

    With all due respect.
    Shannon is a sexy officer.

  • @Lead_Ache_5
    @Lead_Ache_5 5 років тому +7

    I'm in love with Shannon 🤠👍.... in the Marines we don't take showers we bathe in blood Ooorah!!! 🇺🇸

  • @smittyhistory
    @smittyhistory 5 років тому +33

    If the Girl is only a marksman take your chances, you have thirty percent of she'll miss.

    • @DevilDaRebel
      @DevilDaRebel 5 років тому +1

      Marksman/Sharpshooter/Sniper, all the same...

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 5 років тому

      @@DevilDaRebel Nah,Marksman means that you barely qualified at 25 METERS.
      My Mom could do that without her glasses.

    • @bla2220
      @bla2220 5 років тому +2

      Thats why you need the dummy grenades.
      Break up with her. Then throw the grenade and run.

    • @DevilDaRebel
      @DevilDaRebel 5 років тому +1

      doughesson I dont know who the hell told you that, because Marksman is synonym with sniper and sharpshooter. Also, marksman test goes up to 300m.

    • @DevilDaRebel
      @DevilDaRebel 5 років тому

      Bobby Adams No, my comment was not directed at you.

  • @thefogg
    @thefogg 5 років тому +1

    the shower one. lol we were all smelly no matter how much we showered

  • @Subscribers-gj6oy
    @Subscribers-gj6oy 5 років тому

    2:24 We always appreciate the honesty from a Marine

  • @trich82
    @trich82 5 років тому +5

    Me during my army interview
    Recruiter: what would you do if you saw a battleship in Sydney harbour?
    Me: Blow it up with my submarine
    Recruiter: where did you get you submarine?
    Me: same place you got your battleship

  • @halobaconevolved1028
    @halobaconevolved1028 5 років тому +19

    So ugh... when are we gonna add the puddle pirates to the group. I mean, you even have the token civilian!

  • @JonW77
    @JonW77 5 років тому

    Absolutely love this series of 'Dumb Questions' vids. Keep em coming...!

  • @aavmarine1833
    @aavmarine1833 5 років тому +6

    😂 i knew it! The Air Force are bunch of fairies. Nice dog airman.

  • @jamesmeritt6800
    @jamesmeritt6800 5 років тому +1

    On ships, you get noticed. Then they use stiff scrub brushes to clean you. And leave most the skin, though the newly showered shipmate is red and NEVER wants to go through that again!

    • @victorwaddell6530
      @victorwaddell6530 5 років тому

      Watched that happen on my cruiser . Some dirtbag seaman decided that showering wasn't his thing . , Corpsmen and Master At Arms scrubbed him with a deck brush . He came out pink as a newborn piglet and squealed like one too .

  • @ronniehopper2726
    @ronniehopper2726 5 років тому +3

    I couldn’t answer the question for buying a US destroyer, but you can buy a Russian destroyer if you have enough Pepsi,

  • @donaldmccombs5566
    @donaldmccombs5566 5 років тому

    Holy shit the little shorts were awesome. When I was in the Army we like all others had a few weeks in Kuwait before taking our FOBs in Iraq. We used to sit outside with our sludge (what they thought was coffee) just to watch the female Marines run by our tents.

  • @bla2220
    @bla2220 5 років тому +6

    Why buy a Navy ship?
    Just pretend it's Grand theft Auto and steal it

    • @jamesmeritt6800
      @jamesmeritt6800 5 років тому +1

      Bobby Adams: happened with a small ship once. He was drunk.

    • @bla2220
      @bla2220 5 років тому +1

      @@jamesmeritt6800
      So it was a case of..
      Hold my beer, Watch this

  • @cheesegyoza
    @cheesegyoza 5 років тому +3

    When I was in the Service I was lucky that everyone had good hygiene habits no one had to have a blanket party.

  • @charlesmiller6826
    @charlesmiller6826 5 років тому +1

    May be able to get a rock bottom price on some naval hardware in Venezuela these days.

  • @joshgellis3292
    @joshgellis3292 2 роки тому +1

    THIS is one of the MYRIADS of reasons I LOVE THE INTERNET:
    I DID a simple search for what A DESTROYER COSTS in 2022:
    US$1.843 billion per ship (DDG 114-116, FY2011/12)
    IN WW2, a destroyer was: $6 million.
    I think IF YOU want at least ONE ship, better just BUY a large portion of land, form your OWN NATION and population, tax them to some level AND finally...
    BUY
    ONE.
    lllllllllllllllllllOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!

  • @pyeitme508
    @pyeitme508 5 років тому +11

    PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO ON IF THE FIRST ORDER TRIED TO INVADE EARTH, HOW WILL THE US SOF OPERATORS SAFE DA EARTH?!

    • @Razor-gx2dq
      @Razor-gx2dq 5 років тому +5

      Go to a UA-cam channel called Generation Tech. They do star wars stuff and they did a video on this topic.

    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 5 років тому +2

      @@Razor-gx2dq I know but they will NEVER make it again! :-(

  • @57629589
    @57629589 5 років тому

    This would be fun to have old veterans with these newer veterans to see the generational change.

  • @jakekeepsitreal4925
    @jakekeepsitreal4925 5 років тому +2

    Shannon Corbiel, your huge distractions lost me in listening to dumb questions being ask.. keep it up! 😙

  • @gatorcroc7212
    @gatorcroc7212 5 років тому +2

    Holy shit its Terry Schappert! That guy is awesome :D

  • @RyzeShib
    @RyzeShib 3 роки тому

    "I'm a marine, I'm not good at math, can't count that high."

  • @michaelmorales2628
    @michaelmorales2628 5 років тому

    Love these vids!.....

  • @antonkhalamayzer1379
    @antonkhalamayzer1379 5 років тому +1

    The Air Force dude looks like a person who was in the Air Force

  • @phairecouchpotato3912
    @phairecouchpotato3912 5 років тому +9

    Shannon still sexy af

  • @ThePete2432
    @ThePete2432 5 років тому +3

    All the girls on this are smokes

  • @real_orestis_georgiou
    @real_orestis_georgiou 5 років тому +3

    These people are in the army? Really?

  • @mrpumperknuckles1631
    @mrpumperknuckles1631 5 років тому +2

    I’m sending this to angry cop... you been warned brah...

    • @aether2512
      @aether2512 5 років тому

      Let me know if I should expect a video on this or not.

    • @SuperWagner23
      @SuperWagner23 5 років тому

      Anger cop looks old for 30.

  • @feliksssander1554
    @feliksssander1554 3 роки тому

    2:07 I actually typed that up just to be met with utter disappointment.

  • @ronniehopper2726
    @ronniehopper2726 5 років тому

    I’m telling you my M1 Abrams is for medicinal purposes, hundred bonus points if you get with that’s from

  • @jamesturpin9091
    @jamesturpin9091 5 років тому +11

    Am I the only one who picked up on the air Force guy having a gay make up artists dog that looked stuffed?

    • @johnnysin9244
      @johnnysin9244 5 років тому +2

      Oh. I didn't noticed. I just thought that was normal for airforce and navy. Don't they all get dressed up and play military.

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 5 років тому

      @@johnnysin9244 Laugh at the Navy all you want, bro.
      At least we take our bunks,mess tables & satellite TV system into combat with us.

    • @johnnysin9244
      @johnnysin9244 5 років тому

      Oh don't get me wrong. Except for few rating in the navy. You guys play patty cakes with each other all you want. So not mad at you guys at all. You guys look fabulous in your sailor jumpers. Seaman.

    • @zachprouty8595
      @zachprouty8595 5 років тому

      Navy Is just cooler coast guard

    • @johnnysin9244
      @johnnysin9244 5 років тому

      Don't get me wrong. I got respect for some of the rating in the navy. A Marine never leaves home without his "doc". Got to have respect some seals who aren't just shooting rando civs. Same goes for the seabees and yes we got jokes that we use crayons, but who you rather have, a fast attack platoon of marines watching your back on a boat or some radar nerds from the idiotforce bombing your ass from 8000 miles away in a box with a drone. They don't even fly. Anymore. Just a supersized rc airplane now.

  • @backdoor5993
    @backdoor5993 5 років тому

    That was FUNNY! Thanks, SemperFi!

  • @rorabaughracing2313
    @rorabaughracing2313 5 років тому

    get yourself a fistful of crayons and start coming up with recipes

  • @lordofthesandvich171
    @lordofthesandvich171 5 років тому +1

    What happens if a recruit looks at a Drill Instructor in the eye?

    • @firestorm165
      @firestorm165 5 років тому

      LordOfTheSandvich mostly bad things

    • @evilmistressofdarkness
      @evilmistressofdarkness 5 років тому

      lots of fun things, try it. you'll enjoy it.

    • @SuperWagner23
      @SuperWagner23 5 років тому

      You will be told to assume the forward leaning rest position. That is the top of the pushup position for you civilians.

    • @DevilDaRebel
      @DevilDaRebel 5 років тому

      You'll fall into a black hole.

  • @jamesha175
    @jamesha175 5 років тому

    did he just say "Smart & Final"?

  • @mayanseabee
    @mayanseabee 5 років тому

    We dont have a shower problem in the NAVY, we have this thing called the ocean and it has attractive mermaids.

  • @Kyubii01
    @Kyubii01 5 років тому +2

    Thicc just thicc

  • @markuhler2664
    @markuhler2664 Рік тому

    Steel wool and clorox for someone who won't shower. At least on a ship. Thank God I never had to counsel sny of my men on hygiene. My LPOs took care if it.
    One of my Chiefs had to explain basic biology to my youngest (at the time) Sailor. As in his wife couldn't be 3 months pregnant when we finished a 6 month deployment. At least not pregnant from him. It was sad. He was so excited to be a dad too. Nice guy, book smart, dumb as a rock.

  • @trich82
    @trich82 5 років тому

    20 25 bucks
    I got that reference

  • @milesc.anthony2811
    @milesc.anthony2811 5 років тому +1

    Shannon's just way too attractive. It's not a good or bad thing. Just...golly.

  • @arctictimberwolf
    @arctictimberwolf 3 роки тому

    So, you wanna a Destroyer? Hmmm....It is written, The Lion is come up from his thicket, and the Destroyer of the Gentiles is on his way; hee is gone foorth from his place to make thy land desolate, and thy cities shall be layed waste, without an inhabitant.
    Yours Truly,
    Some Little Dream Boat

  • @johnnysin9244
    @johnnysin9244 5 років тому

    Of course the air force chick would be triggered by not showering. She's a 100 percent service connected because her housing was not up to pair. Oh no the ptsd. I didn't get a mint on my pillow. Love those flight attendants.

  • @anonymouse7494
    @anonymouse7494 5 років тому +1

    under 301 club.

  • @phantomaviator1318
    @phantomaviator1318 5 років тому

    But can I get a destroyer commissioned?

  • @thankskanye1521
    @thankskanye1521 5 років тому

    Hey guys, can some explain to me what a token civilian is? I looked it up but couldn’t find anything.

  • @arthur1543
    @arthur1543 5 років тому

    BLANKET PARTY!!!!!!

  • @Henry-dt9ht
    @Henry-dt9ht 4 роки тому

    If you're a relatively poor country a couple of million, a trade deal or two, then you got yourself a ship so long as you got enough water to float it. Oh yeah you got to like a lot of rust. If You're a civilian and you really like putting things together you buy a whole bunch of razor blades and a lot of super glue all right ahead knock yourself out. I'm not kidding about a couple of million and you got yourself a ship, you should know that it's some assembly required and batteries are not included,,, lol. Really, I'm not kidding you can buy one.

  • @charliebachman3515
    @charliebachman3515 5 років тому

    Yes!!

  • @KiLLJoYYouTube
    @KiLLJoYYouTube 5 років тому +1

    Why do i get the feeling these incredibly attractive girls aren’t actually in the army lol

  • @phantomaviator1318
    @phantomaviator1318 5 років тому +3

    What happens if a civilian aircraft has an emergency and the only place they can land is a military base?

  • @supremebm4256
    @supremebm4256 5 років тому

    How do you stop the storming of area 51 on September 20th?

    • @CJ-my5xb
      @CJ-my5xb 5 років тому +1

      30 A 10 Warthogs and a few 50 cal machine gun turrets, an Ac-130 Spectre gunship, tanks, land mines, and marines eating crayons

  • @cheekibreeki9155
    @cheekibreeki9155 5 років тому

    Was that a stuffed dog?

  • @worldwariihistorian3659
    @worldwariihistorian3659 5 років тому

    Who will win the British army or the Americans

  • @igorhardi4444
    @igorhardi4444 3 роки тому

    All of this actors never touch gun.......

  • @rugilevegelyte4091
    @rugilevegelyte4091 5 років тому

    What is a token civilian?

  • @suvignanpothuraju8350
    @suvignanpothuraju8350 5 років тому

    Are marines ,Green Berets and Air force are good at math??

    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 5 років тому +2

      All 3 HAVE to be good at math! If not how will they count how much ammo left or where are their enemies at, etc?

    • @suvignanpothuraju8350
      @suvignanpothuraju8350 5 років тому

      @@pyeitme508 are they good a geometry??

    • @SuperWagner23
      @SuperWagner23 5 років тому

      You need a 110 general technical score on the ASVAB Test to qualify for an 18 x (army special forces). There are ways around it if you are already enlisted.

    • @SuperWagner23
      @SuperWagner23 5 років тому

      You know who needs to be really good at math? That would be snipers. There is so much math involved in calculation for a shot. You have to fact on the curvature of the earth at 1 mile or greater distances.

    • @suvignanpothuraju8350
      @suvignanpothuraju8350 5 років тому

      @@SuperWagner23 thanks 👍👍

  • @Phantom90622
    @Phantom90622 5 років тому

    Second also I love your videos

  • @aidanmcwhirter2612
    @aidanmcwhirter2612 5 років тому

    Hablar ingles por favor

  • @Daniel-xi6jv
    @Daniel-xi6jv 5 років тому

    why are most of the Marines on here females and not O3 Marines...

  • @TheBlackFish
    @TheBlackFish 5 років тому +1

    Lmfao the chair force is so cringe

  • @TeamStevers
    @TeamStevers 5 років тому

    Unfunny people trying to be funny, must be UA-cam

  • @seanfavorite6001
    @seanfavorite6001 5 років тому

    What is a token civilian?

    • @SuperWagner23
      @SuperWagner23 5 років тому

      The gal who does all the editing on the videos