I've seen a few different IT pokemon. Skittles(taste the rainbow) Uber professionals(with secret fun socks) Black Coffee Beardos The Commodore(64) Himbo Husbando And Bearded Dragon Ladies
For those wondering why the weird numbers for Windows. Welcome, you must be new to PC usage. In the mid 1994, Windows went from version 3.11 to '95. Between win 95 and XP, in the source code it was labeled as 9.x which affected also (in release order) 98, 98 Second Edition, and ME, but not 2000, because it was based on NT 4.1 and became the basis of Windows going forward. So While 11 is technically the 10th major consumer version of Windows, it really isn't thanks to legacy software. Thanks Redmond, thanks a lot for all the headaches.
This is also why windows 9 never existed. We went from Windows 8 to Windows 10 due to the fact that if any major version was labeled 9... old software might think it was a version of 9x from the 90's and just simply not run.
@Sindalis1 well, that answers that minor question I had, but, I wanna know what they were doing in the 90's to go "our new OS, that's like, the 3rd-4th version, yeah let's label that the 9th"
@@jjrulez1596 If i had to guess they were probably thinking since it came out in the 90's then if we label it 9.x then 9.5 would be windows 95 and 9.8 would be windows 98. That's the only thing I can think of, software development was pretty rustic back then and I don't think they put much though into version nomenclature.
Snoop Dogg and Flava Flav being wholesome representatives for the Olympics was nowhere near my predictions for any point in life, but damn if it didn't make me smile.
As a Wyoming native, Puerto Rico has significantly more people than we do. In fact, I'm generally surprised whenever we are mentioned and not slightly surprised none of us were in the Olympics.
vermont only has around 65,000 more people than wyoming, and we still managed to send 3 people. that being said, probably pure luck this year, as wyoming has had Olympians from there.
He not like us. He get the couch plastic. "It's okay, Gramma be weird like that, don't take it personal." ...... "He gone, Grammy. I get the couch plastic storage bin."
I saw that absolute beast swimming. 2nd, 3rd, and 4th were a whole 10 seconds behind her, and the rest were at least 30 seconds behind her. It felt like she was in a completely different competition. They should give her a platinum medal for that world record-breaking performance and move everyone else up a rank because it wasn't even fair. She was just that fast.
May he rest in peace. Surprise that show didn't make it more than one season but it was ahead of its time. Did you know it was a takeoff of a 1950s cop show called M Squad? Starring Lee Marvin.
Minnesota: How do you like Tim? Ohio: I don’t like him, he called me weird. Florida: yeah, cause you people *censored* couches. I’m Florida Man and even we don’t do that. Texas: Why should I like Tim, he’s a dang ole… Minnesota: Football coach, Hunter, 24 year veteran in the national guard, he likes to fish and drink beer and work on his lawn and…. All the Southern States: *faint* Government: It’s like you produced Hank Hill’s doppleganger
It's been awhile since I've seen Ben look so happy! He's usually brooding 😂 Watching and hearing about the highlights of the Olympics was so fun lol Also, Crowdstrike is based in Austin, so I'm kinda sad Austin didn't come out to talk about it lmaooo
I don't know. I thought your ladies were pretty darn serious about it. Seems like they have been since Sydney. Sorry about the rugby thing. That was weird . Not that I'm not proud of our girls, but it's more a sport I associate with Australia. Though that whole final set of match ups was like a bunch of cousins fighting over the ball: New Zealand, Australia, Canada, and the US.
Paralympics starts at end of the month! Going to finally watch my first one this year. And badminton was good the few times I watched it. And great opening didn't care for the ending part so much. Snoop is awesome though!
This is fun. If I want world news, I go to Habitual line crosser. If I want in US news I come here. Now I need local news… maybe. Maybe. Anyway, ima start watching you more again. Hope you update your table playlist. I wanna binge it all now.
I heard that Texas athletes actually came in 5th in the number of medals (if it had been a country). And Snoop was epic. He really seemed to be enjoying it and it made me smile with every picture that came out with him.
Gay furry hackers. :) Good job, guys. I am amused mostly because I'm furry adjacent and have been to furry events. And furry cons are probably the most reliable place to find gay people outside of an actual gay club or pride event. The largest furry con is Anthrocon in Pittsburgh, PA, and apparently drew 17,639 people this year. Statistically, 1/3 of the male attendance is gay and 1/3 bi based on self-reporting. (and wow, anthrocon attendance grew, back when I went it was about 5,000 per year, and that was enough that the local dining places would bring in 2 month's worth of profit in about 7 days. It must be like a plague of locusts that scatters gold in their wake at this point. ) So I can totally understand gay people meeting up through the furry scene and also discovering they're all hackers. And also deciding Trump/Project 2025 being in charge was a danger to their entire existence.
It's not all that strange for Wyoming and North Dakota to not have sent any Olympians. For example, if they chose 592 US residents completely at random, there's roughly a one in three chance that none would be from Wyoming. There's just... not a lot of people there.
come on, WY residents, so many sports that could play to your strengths: running, shooting, cross country skiing, cross country skiing WITH shooting AKA biathlon, fancy shooting AKA archery -- the opportunities are endless!
Denmark, a country with less than 6.000.000 inhabitants got 9 medals. 2 gold, 2 silver and 5 bronze. How does that compare in terms of medals per populace?
It fills me with such joy that the Olympics can awaken pride in our country even though we're going through *gestures at election year and division*. It's my personal 2 week period where I feel actual patriotism. I wish it could last longer.
For some Missouri news, there is a judge ruling that sex offenders are no longer being required to provide "no candy" warnings during Halloween (I get it, but still). Peaceful protesters meet against a neo-nazi rally. More abortion debates, and schools are endorcing/debating sports betting to fund them. Oh, and our morgage interest rate is at an all time high this year.
As the saying goes inside the furry community, if a flight to a furcon goes down, half the IT in any given country is at risk
Yep, lmao
The whole IT community knows that too. It's not like a huge percentage of the overall community is a furry, just the majority of the senior ones.
In tech support. Not a gay furry but the token trans lesbian at my office
I've seen a few different IT pokemon.
Skittles(taste the rainbow)
Uber professionals(with secret fun socks)
Black Coffee Beardos
The Commodore(64)
Himbo Husbando
And
Bearded Dragon Ladies
@@DaremKurosaki worked in IT for years. The more senior people get the more... let's call it quirks they pick up.
"It is incredibly unfortunate that you need to be much more specific" is just. such a mood.
The crocodile onesie was perfect for this sketch! Hope it makes more appearances somehow lol
Zig zag runs needed.
You gotta justify the expense report.
i want florida to "borrow" it once, and just go "its actually quite confortable" would be hillarious.
Maybe if any big news comes out of the convention they've got in a couple weeks...
For those wondering why the weird numbers for Windows. Welcome, you must be new to PC usage. In the mid 1994, Windows went from version 3.11 to '95. Between win 95 and XP, in the source code it was labeled as 9.x which affected also (in release order) 98, 98 Second Edition, and ME, but not 2000, because it was based on NT 4.1 and became the basis of Windows going forward. So While 11 is technically the 10th major consumer version of Windows, it really isn't thanks to legacy software. Thanks Redmond, thanks a lot for all the headaches.
This is also why windows 9 never existed. We went from Windows 8 to Windows 10 due to the fact that if any major version was labeled 9... old software might think it was a version of 9x from the 90's and just simply not run.
@Sindalis1 well, that answers that minor question I had, but, I wanna know what they were doing in the 90's to go "our new OS, that's like, the 3rd-4th version, yeah let's label that the 9th"
@@jjrulez1596 If i had to guess they were probably thinking since it came out in the 90's then if we label it 9.x then 9.5 would be windows 95 and 9.8 would be windows 98. That's the only thing I can think of, software development was pretty rustic back then and I don't think they put much though into version nomenclature.
@@Shadowdragon132 fair nuff XD just kinda a funny thing imo
Neeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrd
I thought the characters went hard on sports pride, but when the Olympics makes it so we're all team USA, Ben goes full throttle
Snoop Dogg and Flava Flav being wholesome representatives for the Olympics was nowhere near my predictions for any point in life, but damn if it didn't make me smile.
Got to love when "Gay Furry Hackers" ends up in the news, also govt better not piss of the furries if they want to internet to continue working
As a Wyoming native, Puerto Rico has significantly more people than we do. In fact, I'm generally surprised whenever we are mentioned and not slightly surprised none of us were in the Olympics.
Well, maybe if rodeo were in the Olympics. Get to work Wyoming give something to them Cowboys to do.
vermont only has around 65,000 more people than wyoming, and we still managed to send 3 people. that being said, probably pure luck this year, as wyoming has had Olympians from there.
@BenBrainard01 bot
The fact that Rhode Island sent 4 athletes and ND and WY couldn’t send one is hilarious to me.
There is nothing in those two states
Maybe they'll make it up in the winter Olympics.
@@kdavidsmith1 that is fair. They both have snow and one of them has mountains
The fact that ALASKA sent 2 and neither WY OR ND sent 1 is insane
The olympic sport we're interested in up here is drinking, which is a year round sport, but becomes much more competitive in winter.
I don't care if it's not true. He ain't from here. He definitely is the reason grandma has a plastic cover on the couch.
He not like us. He get the couch plastic. "It's okay, Gramma be weird like that, don't take it personal." ...... "He gone, Grammy. I get the couch plastic storage bin."
Even as an Ohioian, we don't want to claim him.
He hasn’t denied it.
@@LeakyTreeshe really hasn’t? 😂
I saw that absolute beast swimming. 2nd, 3rd, and 4th were a whole 10 seconds behind her, and the rest were at least 30 seconds behind her. It felt like she was in a completely different competition. They should give her a platinum medal for that world record-breaking performance and move everyone else up a rank because it wasn't even fair. She was just that fast.
"Who do you think we are, crowdstrike?" 😂
As a Florida native, y'all don't want to know how our brains work. It's scary
There's an advanced firewall protecting their brains from anyone seeing. It's called "crystal meth."
Random Florida man in a hurricane with an American flag head banging. ‘Murica. 🇺🇸
Step one: It doesn't
Step two: Make some shit up
Step three: ???
Step four: go completely insane.
@@gamingnerdgirlz Is that the one from the video when Slayer is playing?
😂😂😂😂😂
"You have four years. Figure it out." LMAO
Moment I heard Australia and Olympics I assumed a Raygun joke, and you have my sincere thanks you decided against it.
Love the "I'm a locksmith... And... I'm a locksmith" joke
May he rest in peace. Surprise that show didn't make it more than one season but it was ahead of its time. Did you know it was a takeoff of a 1950s cop show called M Squad? Starring Lee Marvin.
This episode definitely got the gold medal in couch related puns. 🥇❤
Minnesota: How do you like Tim?
Ohio: I don’t like him, he called me weird.
Florida: yeah, cause you people *censored* couches. I’m Florida Man and even we don’t do that.
Texas: Why should I like Tim, he’s a dang ole…
Minnesota: Football coach, Hunter, 24 year veteran in the national guard, he likes to fish and drink beer and work on his lawn and….
All the Southern States: *faint*
Government: It’s like you produced Hank Hill’s doppleganger
And he is young enough to know calling him Hank Hill is a compliment 😂😂😂
But how dare he be pro trans! (/j, I support him all the way)
@@WeirdPeacock How dare anyone???
@@nyghtmareinmiare you joking? I can’t tell.
@@lexi1031 Let's see. I'm very vehemously against the chemical castration of minors....what does that tell you?
"We know it ain't no pull-out couch" wins for today... hands down.
You updated the best joke from Police Squad! Well done. ("I'm a hacker. And I'm a hacker.")
Alaska has won gold medals in the last two! Take that Wyoming and North Dakota!
Lamoureux sisters
It's been awhile since I've seen Ben look so happy! He's usually brooding 😂 Watching and hearing about the highlights of the Olympics was so fun lol
Also, Crowdstrike is based in Austin, so I'm kinda sad Austin didn't come out to talk about it lmaooo
The last bit made me unironically shout USA USA USA!
I was impressed
"sectional relations." yep, im keeping that one on my list of fun new phrases
To be fair, maybe 30 people live in North Dakota.
Oh man, the shade at the end, I was not prepared.
If there's ever an event called "Buffalo Wrangling" to the Olympics, Wyoming will have all 800,000 or so people join 😂
But isn't the population around 600,000?
@@SilverRainCainthey will raise 200,000 people from the dead to complete
@@SilverRainCain the kids will come back home from their cities
I did not expect to *learn* something from your videos, but here we are.
Can't wait to see if you mention breakdancing and Australia in the next Table Talk.
he already called Australia out for it.
the title is killing me 🤣 also, the captions are so well done on this one!!
U lowk remind me of someone
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@@Htt.ps-Chaos any chance you have Tumblr?
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THAT ENDING WENT HARD
They say that between the opening and closing ceremonies of the Olympics, everyone has a 300% increase in national pride.
2012 was a weird time for the UK because we don't really do that here. But then the opening ceremony blew us out of the water.
I love that you do yourself with the Olympics wearing an Orlando Solar Bears hat! Well done!
"I did not have sectional relations with that couch."
-JD Vance, probably
We can couch this for now! LMFAO that took me out!
As an Aussie America takes its rivalries too seriously 😂 and Aussies forget that
I don't know. I thought your ladies were pretty darn serious about it. Seems like they have been since Sydney.
Sorry about the rugby thing. That was weird . Not that I'm not proud of our girls, but it's more a sport I associate with Australia. Though that whole final set of match ups was like a bunch of cousins fighting over the ball: New Zealand, Australia, Canada, and the US.
Australia wins a disproportionate number of medals considering its small population. Excellent job.
1:21 Great Police Squad reference
Lol yes I loved it too!
I'm not sure how I feel about Texas educating us on Southwest using Windows 3 and how old it is.
Lol
The other states expecting Florida and Louisianna to be normal and they just like "Chaotic Neutral, suckers"
Yes! Wyoming, North Dakota we have never metaled in Badminton you have 4 years!
As an Australia I am sorry for that, what ever it was, or meant to be.
my biggest question to Australians is what was with the break dancing?
@@ChileandRamenshe had fun with it, I'll give her that.
Nah, it was friendly competition.
As a fellow Aussie I just want to say that fucking with Americans is our national pastime
After the dancing competition entry.. i dont think the words Australia and freestyle should be in the same postal code
Paralympics starts at end of the month! Going to finally watch my first one this year. And badminton was good the few times I watched it. And great opening didn't care for the ending part so much. Snoop is awesome though!
@BenBrainard01 yeah sure that would be great, thank you so much!
I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith.
It is still such a trip having met you at GenCon! Love your sketches, and this was great!
Did some digging. Badminton, Lacross and Modern Pentathlon are events Wyoming and North Dakota could shine in L.A.
This is fun. If I want world news, I go to Habitual line crosser. If I want in US news I come here. Now I need local news… maybe. Maybe.
Anyway, ima start watching you more again. Hope you update your table playlist. I wanna binge it all now.
The Canada drone thing brought me so much joy with my Canadian friends. If only they had stealth technology…. or satellites…
PLEASE MAKE THESE LONGER BEN!!!
Yes to the Olypics segment! Katie Ledecky is amazing!
I heard that Texas athletes actually came in 5th in the number of medals (if it had been a country). And Snoop was epic. He really seemed to be enjoying it and it made me smile with every picture that came out with him.
Florida needs to ride on the alligator onesie
I'm looking forward to your bear jokes.
North Dakota will for sure send some athletes to the Winter Olympics.
Juat want to say, would love to see a short sketch on which states won the most medals for US, would be funny to see them arguing
You give us Badminton?!? Yeah that's splash great in Wyoming
Nice Leslie Nielsen tribute at 1:21
Gay furry hackers. :)
Good job, guys.
I am amused mostly because I'm furry adjacent and have been to furry events. And furry cons are probably the most reliable place to find gay people outside of an actual gay club or pride event. The largest furry con is Anthrocon in Pittsburgh, PA, and apparently drew 17,639 people this year. Statistically, 1/3 of the male attendance is gay and 1/3 bi based on self-reporting.
(and wow, anthrocon attendance grew, back when I went it was about 5,000 per year, and that was enough that the local dining places would bring in 2 month's worth of profit in about 7 days. It must be like a plague of locusts that scatters gold in their wake at this point. )
So I can totally understand gay people meeting up through the furry scene and also discovering they're all hackers. And also deciding Trump/Project 2025 being in charge was a danger to their entire existence.
Florida with the jokes-I fucking LOVE IT!
It's not all that strange for Wyoming and North Dakota to not have sent any Olympians. For example, if they chose 592 US residents completely at random, there's roughly a one in three chance that none would be from Wyoming. There's just... not a lot of people there.
I'm honestly shocked you didn't break up the fact that you/California guessed correctly that most people are voting Kamala
I hope you talk about that Australian breaker who's getting investigated on how she got into the Olympics 😂
"Sectional relations" that made me snort-cackle
come on, WY residents, so many sports that could play to your strengths: running, shooting, cross country skiing, cross country skiing WITH shooting AKA biathlon, fancy shooting AKA archery -- the opportunities are endless!
That joke about windows turned the bones in my back to dust.
That 1500 was just downright embarrassing. A POOL LENGTH!!!!!!!!
First section - chef kiss perfect. 🙂
Doesn't Wyoming have like 3 people and all of them are busy with getting ready for the harvest?
Brilliant, Ben! Too funny!
"im sorry, could you please list your adjectives" had me laughing so hard 😂
When you were talking about the Olympics, I was just waiting for you to bring up the boxing "controversy"
Going to see this dude on Sunday.
Great video. I can't wait to see what you say about Walz. I especially liked what you were saying about the Olympics.
The sectional relationship joke was perfect
Also I want to see Louie’s reaction to Deadpool & Wolverine
0:59 I didn’t know what they were talking about until right now 💀
What's going on with no olympic athletes from Wyoming or North Dakota is there are simply no people there
Denmark, a country with less than 6.000.000 inhabitants got 9 medals. 2 gold, 2 silver and 5 bronze. How does that compare in terms of medals per populace?
*salutes the hackers*
Fecking brilliant
😂😂 goddammit Florida 😂😂
North Dakota here, this is SUMMER olympics, we're more of a winter state. Also Puerto Rico has roughly four times our population
I love that Florida knows what adjectives are
I'm Australian, and we have 24 million people on our little island, and we still have the best break dancer in the world
😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂😀😃😄😁😆😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BenBrainard01 love your stuff, missing the table
Okay I'm going to need you to film The seven main swing States on an actual swing in a park.Arguing over the election.
This.😮
4:32 ok sorts it alphabetically
0:57 nearly killed me. Coughing and crying while typing this.
Sectional relations 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Katie ledecky my home girl!!!! Also texas's timing when joining to say windows three made me lose it lol
Solar Bears hat! You and Hank Green both repping the Bears this week.
It fills me with such joy that the Olympics can awaken pride in our country even though we're going through *gestures at election year and division*. It's my personal 2 week period where I feel actual patriotism. I wish it could last longer.
There are, at max, 30 people in North Dakota and Wyoming if you round up. They didn’t have anyone to send
Consisering Australia's population is 1/16 that of the US their winning 52 to the US 125 is pretty amazing.
North Dakota and Wyoming is where we keep some of our Winter Olympics team (I think). They're just waiting their turn.
I love all of the couch jokes do much!
In the per capita medal ranking, the US finished 47th.
For some Missouri news, there is a judge ruling that sex offenders are no longer being required to provide "no candy" warnings during Halloween (I get it, but still). Peaceful protesters meet against a neo-nazi rally. More abortion debates, and schools are endorcing/debating sports betting to fund them. Oh, and our morgage interest rate is at an all time high this year.
I loooivveeeee these!!!
Thanks for representing us furries so respectfully.
“JD Vance from Vance Refridgeration” 😭
Great video.