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  • Is that an umbrella in your pocket- you must not be from around here.
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  • @Levakon
    @Levakon 3 роки тому +593

    Ben, I love you, these always make my day, but if you ever pronounce the Willamette like that again the entire state of Oregon will declare war against you

    • @blackangel0304
      @blackangel0304 2 роки тому +9

      True

    • @pr0blemch1ld334
      @pr0blemch1ld334 2 роки тому +6

      Ok, I wasn't born here, how do you pronounce that?

    • @kaysomething3114
      @kaysomething3114 2 роки тому +10

      @@pr0blemch1ld334 will-am-it

    • @kyleheins
      @kyleheins 2 роки тому +13

      He also forgot to mention that part of ogergon says or-eh-gin and the other part says or-eh-gun, swallowing the u a bit.

    • @Bouitto9167
      @Bouitto9167 2 роки тому +5

      Oregonian Approved!

  • @alyssaplayz6646
    @alyssaplayz6646 Рік тому +1

    as a washingmachine I visit Oregon once a year, every time I go I always stop at Tillamook on the way back, amazing ice cream there, it is weird how where i usually go there is no traffic though. in Washington a lot of the roads where i live are always backed up.

  • @maddywest2058
    @maddywest2058 Рік тому

    As an Oregonian I was so proud of how you represented Oregon here…
    Except Will-em-ette. It’s a Native American word we have adopted and will defend to our deaths😂

  • @Fishknight1
    @Fishknight1 2 роки тому +1

    Oregon also has real good food

  • @jimmistuder6746
    @jimmistuder6746 2 роки тому

    As an Oregonian I must protest...Dutch bros doesnt make coffee, just espresso drinks...and super sweetened ones at that. Best you can get is an americano.

  • @wuxiagamescentral
    @wuxiagamescentral 2 роки тому

    Smith's bookstore is great

  • @anark6307
    @anark6307 3 роки тому

    We dont have to pump our own gas…

  • @sydneylittle1837
    @sydneylittle1837 3 роки тому

    YOU MISPRONOUNCED WILLAMETTE!!!

  • @sicktodeath0_0
    @sicktodeath0_0 Рік тому

    It's pronounced: wil-AM-it 😊
    ✌️❤️

  • @lloydzufelt7514
    @lloydzufelt7514 Рік тому

    Did Oregon really legislation on free drugs

  • @dieseljester3466
    @dieseljester3466 3 роки тому +1087

    Oregon: "Umbrellas are for Cowards and Tourists!"
    Alaska: "We approve this message." :D

    • @509Gman
      @509Gman 3 роки тому +31

      It’s a practical consideration in Alaska, for when there’s rain there is often wind.

    • @TrueJamo
      @TrueJamo 3 роки тому +64

      Washington approves as well.

    • @tomsautocadstudio6446
      @tomsautocadstudio6446 3 роки тому +32

      scotland. "we agree."

    • @orchdorch925
      @orchdorch925 3 роки тому +19

      Arizona: what's an umbrella?

    • @darkside-dv3eu
      @darkside-dv3eu 3 роки тому +29

      Alaska Oregon and Hawaii friendship is something I believe in 100% because all they’d do is talk stuff about tourists. (I’m not wrong)

  • @vanstroud2077
    @vanstroud2077 3 роки тому +1955

    As an Oregonian, you almost, almost made this perfectly. You just mispronounced Willamette, but everything else is *chefs kiss* perfect

    • @cryscox5656
      @cryscox5656 3 роки тому +163

      Oh my goodness YES! I physically cringed and had to remind myself Florida was involved, but nice shout out for Powell's!

    • @kjerstinspark-stahl105
      @kjerstinspark-stahl105 3 роки тому +68

      Came to make sure someone had mentioned it in the comments, was not disappointed. :D

    • @narwhal6112
      @narwhal6112 3 роки тому +62

      He also emphasized the oo in Tillamook, which bothered me

    • @ericnelson4540
      @ericnelson4540 3 роки тому +85

      Will-am-mett river. Almost had it. Just wait till he starts doing Washington state cities like Puyallup, Sequim, Steilacoom, or Hoquiam. 🤣

    • @Tremmuh
      @Tremmuh 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah, I was coming here to say the same. Glad to see this already addressed 😄

  • @ShaineCoradara
    @ShaineCoradara 3 роки тому +328

    "Boring"
    "No, that's a different town entirely."
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @nihilis7819
      @nihilis7819 2 роки тому

      Fax lamooo

    • @isaacanderson4915
      @isaacanderson4915 2 роки тому +5

      There is also a town called Butteville Oregon

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 2 роки тому +3

      @@isaacanderson4915 There are a lot of places with Butte in their name in the US. Why is it funny?

    • @generalgrievous51905
      @generalgrievous51905 2 роки тому +3

      We also have a Detroit Oregon

    • @glknight1813
      @glknight1813 2 роки тому +4

      "Welcome to Wagon Tire, Oregon! Population of two!
      [blink[
      Now leaving Wagon Tire, Oregon!"

  • @arm279145
    @arm279145 3 роки тому +707

    best running joke. florida doesn't understand mountains. seriously. it's like... 6 states now? that have tried to explain them to him. all unsuccessfully, but i'm proud that he's started taking notes. also, yes, i realize i'm talking about seven instances of the same person, but its fun!

    • @nicolederhone7847
      @nicolederhone7847 2 роки тому +18

      The way Florida says "moun-tans" kills me, lol

    • @MsDogleaf
      @MsDogleaf 2 роки тому +5

      Yes I totally agree

    • @Diamond_Spellbound
      @Diamond_Spellbound 2 роки тому +12

      I know I’m late but there is a mountain in the background if his drawing which makes it funnier that he has no clue what one is but he knows what one looks like

    • @arm279145
      @arm279145 2 роки тому +7

      @@Diamond_Spellbound I’ve just realized how to explain mountains to Florida! It’s the Matterhorn but WAY bigger!

    • @avidreader4140
      @avidreader4140 2 роки тому +5

      @@arm279145 don't forget it doesn't have the rollercoaster in it.

  • @toastybastard9559
    @toastybastard9559 3 роки тому +890

    He should be proud, it's not a bad drawing of a bridge

    • @StarPichu12
      @StarPichu12 2 роки тому +15

      Legit had to rewind that to see it again, he was so happy!

    • @friedlightning
      @friedlightning 2 роки тому +20

      "thats a very pretty bridge Florida" and Florida was so happy it was so cute
      ive rewatched it so much and it never gets old

    • @holleymother9026
      @holleymother9026 2 роки тому +4

      BTW Florida has zillions of draw bridges. The entire east coast is pretty much accessed via draw bridges. And yes Kyle takes his sail boat under / through one at the most inconvenient times.

    • @supernovaskies5044
      @supernovaskies5044 Рік тому

      Oregon, specifically Portland, would be an authority on good drawings of bridges. And Pittsburgh, y'all have too many over there.

    • @ellencameron3775
      @ellencameron3775 Рік тому +1

      I love that Oregon's response is compassionate and encouraging. Oregon do be like that.

  • @apollograyling-hastur3995
    @apollograyling-hastur3995 3 роки тому +231

    As an Oregonian, "if you cant do it in the rain, you just cant do it"

    • @MadisonGuinn
      @MadisonGuinn 5 місяців тому +1

      As another Oregonian I approve of this message 👍

  • @mjkt00
    @mjkt00 3 роки тому +363

    As an Oregonian you did very well. We are a state of extremes on both sides and it shows. Going to the coast here means bring a sweatshirt no matter what time of the year.

    • @madeleinet8937
      @madeleinet8937 3 роки тому +15

      I jumped into the water in August. I turned purple.

    • @mjkt00
      @mjkt00 3 роки тому +9

      @@madeleinet8937 It was weird for me the first time I went to a California beach and did not see a sweatshirt or someone bundled up.

    • @twistedpixel2558
      @twistedpixel2558 3 роки тому +3

      @@madeleinet8937 Same in Montana. There are so many glacier lakes it's hard to find water above 55 degrees in the middle of summer when it's 105 degrees. We swim in the river a lot. It's shallow water so it heats up a lot quicker.

    • @nottawa86
      @nottawa86 3 роки тому +2

      Where I live in southeast Texas, the water is about 80-90 degrees in the summer and the temp during the day is low 90's and mid 70's at night with brown muddy water. At least at the beach, the sand is sand and not mud(looking at you louisiana) In the winter though the water temps drop to 54-59 degrees and temp during the day is low 60's and at night its low 40's. That's when we get a lot of Minnesota and Wisconsin ppl comin down to enjoy the freezing cold water that will make you numb.

    • @mechaniccccc
      @mechaniccccc 2 роки тому

      You have died of dysentery

  • @morgagnomic
    @morgagnomic 3 роки тому +199

    Yay! We finally joined the table! *tosses biodegradable bird safe confetti*

  • @annbuccieri1267
    @annbuccieri1267 3 роки тому +353

    Note to venues: If you offer them, Ben WILL take all of your snacks. 😂😂😂

    • @DisneyDame
      @DisneyDame 3 роки тому +15

      Wish I'd known before I got to see him live. I would have brought him all the snacks.

    • @meshaerobinson8316
      @meshaerobinson8316 2 роки тому +6

      Hoooooorrrrraaaaay! I can't wait for the special to come out.

  • @Latedozer
    @Latedozer 2 роки тому +94

    I've never seen more fellow Oregonian in a comment section.
    I'm so proud

    • @Bookworm12-j9t
      @Bookworm12-j9t Рік тому

      Have you ever heard someone pronounce Oregon "Or-re-gun"

    • @Latedozer
      @Latedozer Рік тому

      @Jessie "ori-gone" yes, "ori-gun" yes. "Or-gone" also yes

    • @xRAINxOFxBLOODx
      @xRAINxOFxBLOODx Рік тому

      Could always go to the "I love my ducks" and "return of the quack" videos.

  • @akimi7996
    @akimi7996 3 роки тому +104

    Is it just me or Oregon and Florida have oldest youngest siblings vibes

    • @clb32811
      @clb32811 3 роки тому +10

      Being an Oregonian that lived in Orlando for 6 years... I second this

    • @mikeblair2594
      @mikeblair2594 Рік тому

      You must be smokin weed. Trust me, we ain't nothin alike. Hell, every Republican administration has referred to Portland as little Beirut. You'll notice Trump didn't even try to visit.

  • @Cryozenix
    @Cryozenix 2 роки тому +91

    florida’s proud look when oregon said his bridge was nice was kinda cute. like a little kid who made art to show their mommy.

  • @Emilaria
    @Emilaria 3 роки тому +123

    It's amazing how many people you've annoyed by saying Willamette incorrectly lol This video was hysterical.

    • @Alt-ec4nv
      @Alt-ec4nv Рік тому +6

      It's almost as bad as mispronouncing Oregon itself incorrectly

    • @WolffangLightwood
      @WolffangLightwood Рік тому +3

      It's like how people pronounce Des Moines as "Dess Moin's"

  • @kandy1221
    @kandy1221 3 роки тому +165

    Going for the bookstore may never leave again

    • @orchdorch925
      @orchdorch925 3 роки тому +15

      I've been there. It's a glorious place and definitely not easy to leave.

    • @ncreson
      @ncreson 3 роки тому +7

      I love Powell's. It is awesome

    • @clb32811
      @clb32811 3 роки тому +4

      It is a truly awesome place

    • @Tinnyroo
      @Tinnyroo 3 роки тому +6

      Ive been to powells once and I spent a fortune and 6 hours of my life

    • @JesReally
      @JesReally 3 роки тому +6

      Sooooo worth it, I have to limit myself to 3 books at a time when I go or I’d spend all day and be broke. They shelve used and new books alongside each other which is awesome!

  • @evanc2795
    @evanc2795 3 роки тому +133

    Holy crap he referenced Jefferson and SW Idaho, honestly was not expecting that one.

    • @jamesjosh
      @jamesjosh 3 роки тому +1

      That was pretty solid

    • @Growls
      @Growls 3 роки тому +4

      I think he's talked about Greater Idaho at a point in the past

    • @evanc2795
      @evanc2795 3 роки тому +5

      @@Growls while near impossible, I still want Greater Idaho to exist. Not because of the politics or anything like that, I just like the idea of learning in school about the 50 states and having one called Greater Idaho.
      Next up Superior Michigan and Long Florida

    • @cheeseninja1115
      @cheeseninja1115 3 роки тому

      @@evanc2795 is superior michigan just when we take toledo back or we get windsor?

    • @evanc2795
      @evanc2795 3 роки тому +1

      @@cheeseninja1115 I mean I think if it is Superior Michigan, it needs to be worthy of the name, so lets make it,
      Toledo
      Northern Wisconsin
      And everything from Detroit to Toronto (we must touch every Great Lake)

  • @titanbronco1627
    @titanbronco1627 3 роки тому +193

    When my dad was young, he would listen to the local radio station for the sports scores. He was really listening for Bend, OR high school scores. Because the announcer would say, "Bend over Portland," if Bend won.

    • @clb32811
      @clb32811 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah Bend's my home town. So proud.

  • @jamesjosh
    @jamesjosh 3 роки тому +89

    As the son of an Oregon brewer I approve of this message. Although you did forget about the gas servants that normally gets a weird look from people too.

    • @bashidono4062
      @bashidono4062 2 роки тому +11

      As someone who works at a gas station in oregon this had me cracking up cause so true. sooo many people from out of state get really confused.

    • @thomasjenkins5727
      @thomasjenkins5727 2 роки тому +6

      Now that some more rural areas have self pump, it's just more confusing.

    • @jamesjosh
      @jamesjosh 2 роки тому +8

      @@thomasjenkins5727 I believe that even in the rural areas they are supposed to be manned in the day but can be unmanned for nights & weekends. Having driven around on fumes in eastern Oregon after going to 2 closed gas stations on a weekend this makes sense to me.

    • @Traxxya
      @Traxxya 2 роки тому +1

      Riiight I forgot we're one of the only states that does that

    • @jayhom5385
      @jayhom5385 Рік тому

      @@bashidono4062 As a SoCal native visiting a friend outside of Portland I was confuzzled aaf.

  • @irenemiller9958
    @irenemiller9958 2 роки тому +33

    LOL. As a native Oregonian, we usually play "spot the out of towners" Everytime it rains, 'cause they're usually the only ones who even own an umbrella.

    • @xRAINxOFxBLOODx
      @xRAINxOFxBLOODx Рік тому +3

      Not me, having lived in Oregon from when I was a toddler to when I was 21, just enjoying the pitter-patter on my umbrella...

    • @king_james2501
      @king_james2501 6 місяців тому +1

      I own an umbrella for when I can't find an overhang to smoke under.

  • @gillisjones6790
    @gillisjones6790 3 роки тому +171

    Please, Please, PLEASE let the state of Jefferson show up with Oregon one day as a counterpoint to Texas/Austin.

    • @ayrethd.3916
      @ayrethd.3916 3 роки тому +28

      As someone living outside of Portland, I feel like Portland and Oregon would also counterpoint Texas/Austin beautifully.

    • @Interwebssuparhero
      @Interwebssuparhero 2 роки тому +13

      Also need to get the Cascadians vs the Jeffersonians having an independence fight lol

    • @ianloney3756
      @ianloney3756 2 роки тому +4

      @@Interwebssuparhero As I look up at my Cascadia flag this brings a smile to my face

    • @WyxienTheFox
      @WyxienTheFox 2 роки тому +9

      Doesn't Jefferson cover a large portion of California too? There's a city not super far from where I live that has a sign that says "State of Jefferson"

    • @ianmitchell750
      @ianmitchell750 2 роки тому +3

      @@WyxienTheFox yeah, the proposed border is just short of Roseville, I think

  • @gitchy42
    @gitchy42 3 роки тому +377

    Almost lost me at will-uh-met, but I stuck with it, and it was worth it. Had this oregon boy literally in tears laughing.

  • @andrewlongworth6664
    @andrewlongworth6664 3 роки тому +82

    Lovin' it! The whale extraction alliteration was by far my favorite section. Dutch Bros is awesome as they use chocolate milk instead of water to make their hot chocolate (not everyone likes coffee, or coffee-flavored sugar). My parents live a few miles from D River (which flows from D Lake to the Pacific Ocean), so nice to see it show off a little. You're doing great, good sir.

    • @alphaspursncowboys
      @alphaspursncowboys 3 роки тому +3

      Live in East Washington we get both Starbucks and Dutch bros by the way to much. Quick question do they all get put in the most inconvenient and traffic blocking spots?

    • @Brandyalla
      @Brandyalla 3 роки тому +1

      @@alphaspursncowboys There's a Dutch Bros in the neighboring town that is apparently only accessible through the trailer park behind it. I spent a confused five minutes one day trying to find the entrance before giving up and going elsewhere.

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 3 роки тому +1

      so no one said how short is it?

    • @ianloney3756
      @ianloney3756 2 роки тому +4

      @@hardwirecars Its just over 100 ft long never more than 5 or 6 feet deep but it occasionally sweeps children out to sea

    • @mikeblair2594
      @mikeblair2594 Рік тому

      You can still see the footage of them blowing up the whale on UA-cam. Its either the "statesmen Journal" from Salem or the "Oregonian" from Portland. I think its the Oregonian. And one ton of dynamite wasn't nearly enough to blow up the dead whale.
      They dug a huge pit with a dozer and still they couldn't get it buried properly cause the water table was only three or four yards down. That area stunk for years and huge slabs of blubber and meat landed on peoples cars just trashing the cars including a cop car. The seagulls and coyotes and The neighborhood cats all feasted for a week until the City got it cleaned up. I believe that the state and the company that blasted the whale all got sued for destruction of property. It was a complete clusterf@&k.

  • @PhilRezanow
    @PhilRezanow 3 роки тому +136

    He was so close. Screwed up the Willamette pronunciation after making a big deal about how to pronounce Oregon. Otherwise, living in Oregon is pretty much as he described it.

    • @likmgood19
      @likmgood19 3 роки тому +10

      His pronunciation of Willamette immediately set me off lol

    • @chibiprussia5574
      @chibiprussia5574 2 роки тому

      @@likmgood19 how do you say it then :0

    • @xSukiThe3rdx
      @xSukiThe3rdx 2 роки тому +3

      @@chibiprussia5574 Will-am-it. I am just glad Couch street wasn't brought up. Lmao

    • @vyronix5698
      @vyronix5698 Рік тому +1

      Except for Voodoo donuts. Tourist trap- Krispy Kreme is better.

    • @TempestFNG
      @TempestFNG 2 місяці тому

      ​@@vyronix5698Personally I'm a Heavenly or Blue Star girl

  • @Zaxophone32
    @Zaxophone32 3 роки тому +181

    I was so optimistic when he corrected Ore-gone as Ore-gin, then he mispronounced Willamette :(

    • @lolaby2
      @lolaby2 3 роки тому +13

      Right? It was like a school play. All’s going suspiciously well till a kid comes out playing a recorder. Like nails on a chalk board, so are the days of our lives

    • @goudawgs
      @goudawgs 3 роки тому +16

      Yeah the Willamette pronunciation hurt my ears. He got Tillamook right though.

    • @ncreson
      @ncreson 3 роки тому +5

      Ya, the Willamette part hurt.

    • @BubblyBrainiac
      @BubblyBrainiac 3 роки тому +3

      I was going to comment about that!!

    • @loganjoh1
      @loganjoh1 3 роки тому +2

      That’s what I was thinking when I heard that

  • @bschwartzberg
    @bschwartzberg 3 роки тому +37

    Is it sad that I feel many people are learning more about each state than they ever would have otherwise thanks to these bits?

    • @agnidas5816
      @agnidas5816 3 роки тому +1

      cause everyone and your cousin are trying to make money off of blogs so real blogs died and now people have no where to look up cool curated stuff like this except the odd channel. I used to be able to get actual interesting news like this from all over the world on a whim in large quantities and highly accurate as well without any advertising.

  • @bigmclargehuge8219
    @bigmclargehuge8219 2 роки тому +69

    I love how many fellow Oregonians come swarming out of the woodwork anytime anything in Oregon is mispronounced. I always tell people "It's Ore-gin, not Ore-gone. We haven't gone anywhere."

    • @AnadyiaHowell
      @AnadyiaHowell Рік тому

      Gin? As in a gin & tonic?
      (Edit: or Gin Rummy?)

    • @AnadyiaHowell
      @AnadyiaHowell Рік тому

      You mean OR-uh-gun?
      Like organ with an uh sound in the middle.
      Here's the general rule: When c or g meets a, o, or u, its sound is hard. When c or g meets e, i, or y, its sound is soft.

  • @ScorpioTatGirl
    @ScorpioTatGirl 3 роки тому +42

    I got to the point you said Willamette and had to pause the video to make sure someone had corrected your pronunciation 😂 I'll admit, for a second, I thought of not finishing this video, but my love for you videos won over my dismay. Your videos are just that good. 💗

  • @heidimcchristian719
    @heidimcchristian719 3 роки тому +75

    Awe... Oregon was so cute and mostly patient with Florida! He explained things and I'm proud of Florida for learning how to write when he keeps saying he can't read... 😂

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 3 роки тому +8

      Hi, from Oregon. And I have come to say I have dealt with a Floridian at a Local Renaissance Faire back in 2019. We told 'Him' it was a Bad Idea to ride the Hood of Car cause he was "Staff" and "On Duty." That night he broke his hip in one of the holes in the Forest Area around the Faire. And we still got the Ambulance going "He's from Florida." calmly to the EMTs.
      He was then Tent Arrested by the Renaissance Faire Community in Oregon the rest of the weekend. To " Recover." From himself and in I think that same night his Tent Fell on him.

    • @SomeOnlinePerson
      @SomeOnlinePerson Рік тому +7

      California and Washington (or at least Seattle) get all the attention. Middle children just have to be patient and learn how to mediate.

  • @jademyst1129
    @jademyst1129 3 роки тому +55

    "There's a beaver on the back of it!" I'd say that should be the state motto, but Canada wouldn't be happy. 😁

    • @humanbear4
      @humanbear4 3 роки тому +7

      One of us!

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm 2 роки тому +6

      @@humanbear4 ONE OF US! ONE OF US, EH

    • @Cedar_Wolf
      @Cedar_Wolf Рік тому +1

      Aha! But it's not the only two-sided flag in America! The city of Raleigh, North Carolina also has a two-sided flag! The city seal is on one side and Sir Walter Raleigh's coat of arms is on the other.

  • @tonymontgomery5827
    @tonymontgomery5827 3 роки тому +40

    Hello from Depoe Bay Oregon. The world's smallest harbor.

    • @tthappyrock368
      @tthappyrock368 3 роки тому +2

      And most beautiful!

    • @tonymontgomery5827
      @tonymontgomery5827 3 роки тому

      @@tthappyrock368 are you from here?

    • @tthappyrock368
      @tthappyrock368 3 роки тому +1

      @@tonymontgomery5827 no, just have visited many times throughout my life. Saw my first whales spouting there. Also, took my one and only deep sea fishing excursion out of Depoe Bay. Sea sickness.

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 3 роки тому +1

      Tony...The Whole West Coast is a Harbor, but yeah Depoe Bay is Kinda small.

    • @michelleb7399
      @michelleb7399 Рік тому +1

      My grandparents owned a cabin at Depoe Bay. We spent lots of great family time in the 70’s and 80’s. It was a completely run down shack but very fun in its rustic way. Now that whole area is now more part of “town” and has apartments in its place.

  • @sneedmando186
    @sneedmando186 3 роки тому +8

    Psst, there’s no “beaches” in Oregon, only coast

    • @Kahtini
      @Kahtini 3 роки тому +4

      that's cause much of the coastline isn't beaches, it's cliff faces, with the occasional sandy gravel bits.

  • @SarcasticasKel
    @SarcasticasKel 3 роки тому +38

    The D river joke🤣😂🤣 Did anyone notice your backpack was fuller when you left🤣 Enjoy them😊

  • @MintyPookieBear52
    @MintyPookieBear52 3 роки тому +20

    You said Willamette wrong.
    Edit: Nobody likes Voodoo. Only the tourists.

    • @morgagnomic
      @morgagnomic 3 роки тому +2

      lol, came to say both of these.
      "will Ă mutt" is how I've always said and heard it, not "WILL uh MET" and Blue Star is way better than Voodoo :D

    • @rbi24
      @rbi24 3 роки тому +3

      @@morgagnomic Day/nite donuts is better as well

    • @blackangel0304
      @blackangel0304 2 роки тому

      @@rbi24 That sure is true

  • @tonyd150
    @tonyd150 2 роки тому +10

    As an Oregonian I love how you portrayed us as just supper bipolar, on one side we have a famous cheese factory and a very deep lake. Then on the other we have a unicycle riding, fire bagpipe darts Vader who rides around a city with more heroin addicts and people who are homeless from other states than we can count.

  • @Faymysticreations
    @Faymysticreations 3 роки тому +22

    I grew up in Cali Tillamook cheddar is the only way to go. Their smoked aged extra sharp cheddar with some real sour dough bread BBQ and some thin sliced London Broil. Best thing ever!!!!!!

  • @arenkasner1890
    @arenkasner1890 3 роки тому +29

    Why didn't washington come glare at Oregon when he dissed Starbucks

    • @alinorkessre
      @alinorkessre 3 роки тому +16

      Because most of Washington agrees…

    • @arenkasner1890
      @arenkasner1890 3 роки тому +1

      @@alinorkessre I'm a Washingtonian who dislikes coffee as a whole I just wanted to stir the pot

    • @Jdwill206
      @Jdwill206 3 роки тому +4

      @@arenkasner1890 *gasps* Authorities! Detain these heathens at once for their sacrilegious crimes against our Lady Siren of Starbucks!
      *for those that may or may not come. Obviously it's a joke and people can drink or not drink what they want

    • @ScorpioTatGirl
      @ScorpioTatGirl 3 роки тому

      And to stir the pot more... Black Rock is better

    • @arenkasner1890
      @arenkasner1890 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jdwill206 I am a tea drinker.

  • @shininginsprint
    @shininginsprint 3 роки тому +16

    For future reference, Willamette is pronounced Will-am-it not Will-a-met. We actaully have a local slogan, "It's Willamette, damn it!" to help teach transplants because it rhymes, and because we react very strongly to it being mispronounced.

  • @FromRussiaWithLuv007
    @FromRussiaWithLuv007 3 роки тому +32

    Oregon is a great setting for post-apocalypses. The postman, & Dies the Fire

    • @ShopGoblin_
      @ShopGoblin_ 3 роки тому

      Don't forget Days Gone

    • @angiect3791
      @angiect3791 3 роки тому +2

      And Grimm of course. Portland was the perfect setting

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 3 роки тому +1

      And don't for get Fantasy, Family Friendly, and Horror/Psychological Thiller like Movies. Oh and Cartoons.

    • @mikeblair2594
      @mikeblair2594 9 місяців тому

      I absolutely love the whole emberverse series that dies the fire stared, but he gets so many little things wrong you can tell he's never been here.

  • @TheMikequake
    @TheMikequake 3 роки тому +8

    Didn't even mention that Oregon has the largest national park and smallest state park. The state park is like 2 ft in diameter.

    • @rubyh6256
      @rubyh6256 2 роки тому

      we definitely don't have the largest national park crater lake isn't that big

    • @Traxxya
      @Traxxya 2 роки тому

      @@rubyh6256 but imagine if it was laying on its side eh? Then it would be the biggest

    • @rubyh6256
      @rubyh6256 2 роки тому

      @@Traxxya i honestly have no idea how we measure the depth of national parks or if that's even a thing it's probably just as deep as crater lake is but that's boring and definitely not bigger than other parks

  • @emkat8
    @emkat8 3 роки тому +60

    As a portlander I love everything about this!!! Just...Willamette...is will-am-et! Or as we say, the Willamette dammit!! (Cause it rhymes)

    • @twilightcay
      @twilightcay 3 роки тому +5

      lol I was literally shouting that at my screen

    • @Kahtini
      @Kahtini 3 роки тому +1

      Or as my family jokingly says the "willie-met-ti".

    • @jennythepixie677
      @jennythepixie677 3 роки тому

      I hear refer to it either way.

    • @johnroberts4456
      @johnroberts4456 2 роки тому

      Yeah, but there's a lot more to Oregon than just Portland.

  • @Jarvalicious
    @Jarvalicious 3 роки тому +10

    I was born in the northwest, moved away when I was young. Recently I drove through Portland for a vacation. It’s so fucking sad. I’ve never seen a whole ass _suburb_ made of tarps and tires

    • @godgarden1
      @godgarden1 3 роки тому +3

      There are parts of Portland that literally look like a mad max set… I’m in shock every time I go up there. Good block, good block, ohhh shit how did we get here block.

    • @johnroberts4456
      @johnroberts4456 2 роки тому

      @@godgarden1 you made the wrong left.

  • @brightwithstars
    @brightwithstars 3 роки тому +4

    washington 🤍 oregon solidarity. umbrellas are for tourists. and maybe sunny days. 🤔😉

  • @BEMINE181920
    @BEMINE181920 3 роки тому +22

    I don't normally comment ever on videos but I have to say this I live in Oregon and you did not pronounce Willamette correctly will-lam-ette that's how you pronounce it. If you know anything about oregonians you know that we're very particular on how you pronounce things and the Willamette is one of them

    • @louraolsen3710
      @louraolsen3710 3 роки тому +2

      Hello fellow Oregonian yes we are particular on how things are pronounced 😂

  • @linlinthedinosaur
    @linlinthedinosaur 3 роки тому +10

    Does this mean you're coming to Oregon!! I would love to see you at a comedy show :)

    • @SheriLynNut
      @SheriLynNut Рік тому

      🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 oh yesssss please!

  • @erikamilo6784
    @erikamilo6784 3 роки тому +10

    Easy way to remember: "Willamette" rhymes with "dammit".

  • @cinnamontea1
    @cinnamontea1 3 роки тому +4

    ngl i’m stuck at a draw bridge watching this

  • @jocelynloukes6353
    @jocelynloukes6353 3 роки тому +20

    Love the series as it helps me remember each state

  • @1989SupraGuyFIN
    @1989SupraGuyFIN 2 роки тому +4

    "The big boom blasted blubber and bits beyond all believable bounds" really got me. 🤣

  • @CHXRRYXXBXMB
    @CHXRRYXXBXMB 2 роки тому +6

    florida’s face when oregon complimented his drawing is everything

  • @Goblin_Ghost39
    @Goblin_Ghost39 2 роки тому +5

    As a Floridian that now lives in Washington, this was strangely relatable in so many ways lol

  • @ebonimccain6988
    @ebonimccain6988 3 роки тому +9

    After I tried Tillamook icecream I couldn't go back.

    • @Traxxya
      @Traxxya 2 роки тому

      Eheheheh right?

  • @kaminoshi713
    @kaminoshi713 3 роки тому +6

    Water creatures from Oregon… huge ass sturgeon

  • @3mma_2020
    @3mma_2020 3 роки тому +26

    Down here in Klamath Falls Oregon, we don't associate with Portland

    • @ericnelson4540
      @ericnelson4540 3 роки тому +2

      Neither does Grants Pass.

    • @seanoneill3149
      @seanoneill3149 3 роки тому +2

      Neither does a considerable part of Columbia county.

    • @nottawa86
      @nottawa86 3 роки тому +2

      Neither does most of east of the cascades.

    • @blackangel0304
      @blackangel0304 2 роки тому +4

      Portland just kinda sucks.
      Sincerely, The Rest of Oregon

    • @johnroberts4456
      @johnroberts4456 2 роки тому +1

      Even Eugene and Corvallis won't if we can avoid it

  • @christophermcconnon1478
    @christophermcconnon1478 3 роки тому +3

    Okay from someone who lives in the state of Oregon I love the character that's playing the state of Oregon you better keep this guy in the loop and I'd like to see her expressions of the other states for the United States what characters would you have how would they act so on and so forth a great video nonetheless

  • @Redpandaspy
    @Redpandaspy 3 роки тому +3

    Stares in Stumptown coffee.

  • @arm279145
    @arm279145 3 роки тому +8

    i gotta be honest, i thought for sure that mentioning microbreweries, voodoo donuts, mountains, and tillamook ice cream, and hiking inside 2 minutes would summon colorado.

    • @arenkasner1890
      @arenkasner1890 3 роки тому

      Or Washington minus voodoo but we just go to Portland to get them

    • @Kahtini
      @Kahtini 3 роки тому

      @@arenkasner1890 those who live in Vancouver (not BC, the original one.) don't have to cross the river to get them anymore. they opened up a location by the mall.

    • @arenkasner1890
      @arenkasner1890 3 роки тому

      @@Kahtini nice I come from up by seattle and have family down there

  • @Burkholder1994
    @Burkholder1994 3 роки тому +6

    As an Oregonian, I've been waiting. lol

  • @everydaygirlsguide
    @everydaygirlsguide 3 роки тому +8

    It's Willamette dammit!! (FYI, Willamette rhymes with "dammit")

    • @tengonadacluewhatsgutsprec1419
      @tengonadacluewhatsgutsprec1419 3 роки тому +1

      Finally! So many people calling it out as wrong yet they can't be bothered to include any hints as to local pronunciation, thank you for providing a clue.

  • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
    @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 3 роки тому +16

    When it’s a torrential down pour we use umbrellas.
    Sincerely a resident of Washington. And no Florida not DC.

    • @dieseljester3466
      @dieseljester3466 3 роки тому

      **Laughs in Southeast Alaska**

    • @amyanderson620
      @amyanderson620 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, when there's no wind. Which is rare to never. However, it is fun to watch the few that do use them try. It's my favorite spectator sport and with the sideways rain and wind several of 'em get more wet as the umbrella turns inside out. Really quite enjoyable actually. Especially from inside the Dutch Bros. coffee house or Starbucks coffee shops (or insert other coffee/tea shop or brewery).

    • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
      @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 3 роки тому

      @@amyanderson620 Back in the late 90s my one of my sisters was almost carried away by the wind while she was holding an umbrella.

    • @brotherofAnubus
      @brotherofAnubus 3 роки тому

      That umbrella is good for nothing but light rain. Torrential downpour? Umbrella might as well be closed.

    • @rbi24
      @rbi24 3 роки тому +2

      Downpour? That's what hats are for.

  • @franloiacono9306
    @franloiacono9306 3 роки тому +3

    Florida: Beach! Oregon: Coast! Me: [laughs in shore]

  • @AJ-lz1nf
    @AJ-lz1nf Рік тому +4

    “Umbrellas are for cowards and tourists”
    “The mountains been out since January”
    Looks like Washington and Oregon are siblings

  • @shannancox6632
    @shannancox6632 3 роки тому +3

    Oh Ben....you got the correct pronunciation of Oregon, but it's Willamette (rhymes with 'damn it')! Everything else was pretty much dead on, except everybody I know does drink Starbucks. We also aren't allowed to pump our own gas :D

    • @Tinnyroo
      @Tinnyroo 3 роки тому

      You must live on the west side. In addition the the yahoos most of Eastern Oregon pumps their own now and I get messed up everytime I go out of our county area

  • @The_Fallen_One_Lucifer
    @The_Fallen_One_Lucifer Рік тому +3

    As an Oregonian ican confirm, this is the most accurate I've ever seen us portrayed. Most just make us lumberjacks or smth

  • @icarusbinns3156
    @icarusbinns3156 3 роки тому +5

    There’s… a whole city block… BOOKSTORE??????
    When’s the next flight outta here? I NEED to see the beautiful, wonderful, amazing thing I only just learned about!!!

  • @alfredoalvarado6084
    @alfredoalvarado6084 3 роки тому +6

    Was that Ryan’s happy squeal at the end? Lol

  • @wendylruede6458
    @wendylruede6458 3 роки тому +3

    YEAH!!!! You mentioned my hometown. Florence is where the whale was blown up.

  • @gregaryfate3536
    @gregaryfate3536 3 роки тому +3

    Please do a State of Jefferson explanation 🙏 I'm from Southern Oregon please

  • @sinister2376
    @sinister2376 3 роки тому +3

    And so much homeless.... Like so much especially in Portland.

  • @kenstr321
    @kenstr321 3 роки тому +3

    I loved my time in Oregon. I want to move to Lincoln city. Multnomah Falls is beyond words beautiful. I say that being from Utah.

    • @johnroberts4456
      @johnroberts4456 2 роки тому

      As an Oregonian currently stuck in Utah, it's a good idea.

  • @hannahgregor470
    @hannahgregor470 3 роки тому +2

    I am Oregon when it comes to umbrellas. ‘Umbrellas are for cowards!’

  • @fang0101
    @fang0101 3 роки тому +3

    everything he said is true about oregon
    the thing with people is they'll tell you "say oregun again i'll show you what a gun is" they really don't like it lol

  • @teambeining
    @teambeining 3 роки тому +3

    It’s probably not good that I agree with Florida, although, Portlandia is a hilarious show.

    • @SittingOnAPorch
      @SittingOnAPorch 3 роки тому +1

      It's a boring state and no one should ever move here. Boo. Hiss. Scat.

  • @dr.floridamanphd
    @dr.floridamanphd 2 роки тому +2

    Ok. I have a newfound respect for Oregon.

    • @Traxxya
      @Traxxya 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you, Dr. Florida Man, as and Oregonian I am very thankful and terrified that you respect us

  • @markheizer8514
    @markheizer8514 3 роки тому +3

    "Southwest Idaho and the State of Jefferson" was awesome reference! Sad that their Covid hospitalization rate is off the charts.

    • @godgarden1
      @godgarden1 3 роки тому +1

      I’m from Klamath falls and yeah once you’re east of the cascades it’s a different state. Moved to Eugene, old friends just hate it here crept when it comes to weed, then it’s allllll goood maaaaan.

  • @Kdog4660
    @Kdog4660 3 роки тому +2

    I'm usually better than this, was a great subtle punch line.

  • @dionadair8195
    @dionadair8195 3 роки тому +3

    Oregon shut up Florida.
    Finally.

  • @queer_mom_aceing_it
    @queer_mom_aceing_it 3 роки тому +24

    Any other Oregonians upset at "Oregon" mispronouncing "Willamette" and "Tillamook"?

    • @kingjoey52a
      @kingjoey52a 2 роки тому

      Tillamook was fairly close. Should be more of an e sound like "tell me about it" but still close.

  • @lwolf1077
    @lwolf1077 Рік тому +2

    Ben, I love ya hun, but mispronounce willamette again me and every Oregonian is gonna have to hold back from strangling you. (I’m born and raised Oregonian.) but everything else was justa bout perfect!

  • @Mavranel
    @Mavranel 3 роки тому +4

    This just proves to me that Oregon and Washington are actually the same state.

    • @SittingOnAPorch
      @SittingOnAPorch 3 роки тому +5

      They aren't... they're equally great and very regionally related, but really different.

  • @troy.c8102
    @troy.c8102 3 роки тому +2

    As a person from Maui who lives in Oregon, They call it coast because it isn't a friggen beach.

  • @flatulenttater
    @flatulenttater 2 роки тому +3

    The accuracy of this caught me off-guard 🤣
    (Oregon's right about Dutch Bros tho)

    • @mikeblair2594
      @mikeblair2594 9 місяців тому +1

      Except nobody calls it Dutch Bros, they actually say the brothers part.

  • @DalesDubs
    @DalesDubs 2 роки тому +1

    Florida mispronouncing "mountains" is my favorite small detail

  • @christinavicente6631
    @christinavicente6631 3 роки тому +3

    I was half expecting NJ to show up and enter ‘shore’ into the beach vs coast debate

  • @freakishuproar1168
    @freakishuproar1168 Рік тому +2

    I liked Oregon's honest self-assessment of how he was handling Corona.
    _"Just know I'm doing good, not great."_

  • @SkySong6161
    @SkySong6161 3 роки тому +9

    As a Floridian, this just has me going, "Huh, maybe I should visit Oregon." =p No kidding, it sounds neat.

    • @rd6203
      @rd6203 3 роки тому +1

      Yessss!

    • @Traxxya
      @Traxxya 2 роки тому +1

      We got one of em! Honestly it's beautiful here! And you can bring an umbrella if you want, nobody says anything about it

    • @Fusako8
      @Fusako8 Рік тому

      You really want to have your mind blown, take a look at the official travel oregon videos. (Oregon, only slightly exagerated) Oregon do be like that.

  • @hottopic3622
    @hottopic3622 3 роки тому +2

    willamette (will-am-it)
    when i say i cringed, _i fucking cringed_ but this vid was gold, thanks for the rep
    ALSO DUTCH IS GREAT-
    edit: coming back to this and i love that i understand everything

  • @megendoherty380
    @megendoherty380 3 роки тому +4

    Filbert's had me dying! Always get a great laugh! 👍🤣

    • @godgarden1
      @godgarden1 3 роки тому +1

      That’s not the term I heard for them growing up.

    • @SittingOnAPorch
      @SittingOnAPorch 3 роки тому +1

      @@godgarden1 it's a thing. Especially in old farmland areas.

  • @Sky-_-Guy
    @Sky-_-Guy 3 роки тому +2

    As someone from is fucking amazing. Love the drawbridge and the south west Idaho😭😭

  • @breakingtheicepogo
    @breakingtheicepogo 3 роки тому +3

    Did Florida just write? I knew he was lying about not having skills….

    • @cnsohm
      @cnsohm 3 роки тому +2

      He was showing his Hooked On Phonics skills this episode!

    • @breakingtheicepogo
      @breakingtheicepogo 3 роки тому +1

      @@cnsohm well, in that case, color me proud

    • @cnsohm
      @cnsohm 3 роки тому

      @@breakingtheicepogo Me too!

  • @JayWillis2120
    @JayWillis2120 3 роки тому +2

    So.... The st John's river runs south to north as well.
    They say it's because Georgia sucks!

  • @boughtdragon
    @boughtdragon 3 роки тому +2

    Im from Oregon (not Portland big difference) no-one here uses umbrellas, can confirm