The Trump Presidency: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Опубліковано 11 лис 2017
  • One year after the presidential election, John Oliver discusses what we've learned so far and enlists our catheter cowboy to teach Donald Trump what he hasn't.
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  • @waltzingaranel
    @waltzingaranel 6 років тому +111

    "I don't stand by anything." Donald Trump

  • @LaughingClown17
    @LaughingClown17 6 років тому +328

    "America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
    - Abraham Lincoln

    • @GrizzleyBruin
      @GrizzleyBruin 6 років тому +34

      When right wingers hear that, they think it's about the govt taking away their guns.

    • @NitishAndola
      @NitishAndola 6 років тому +12

      " Judging your success on how bad you make other people feel makes just as much sense as Judging your success as a zoo-keeper by how many bears you Fuck."
      -John Oliver

    • @MaoTseFunkadelic
      @MaoTseFunkadelic 6 років тому +1

      "...Because whose gonna stop us? Mexico? C'mon. Those Kanucks? Don't make me laugh. We are solid, nothing can divide us, nosiree. Yup, 100% united. And free. No one here in bondage." *walks away whistling*
      -Abraham Lincoln

    • @nothingbutastupidshit4039
      @nothingbutastupidshit4039 6 років тому

      Natasel - Acting like you could remove guns is naive at best. Do you know what happened in the 1920s? It involves alcohol. That same thing would happen if you tried to remove it.
      And also, look at Chicago who has the most gun laws. A gun-less America is fucking impossible

    • @sophonax661
      @sophonax661 6 років тому +2

      LaughingClown17 Lincoln was Republican! Who knew?! ...

  • @SundaeExpress
    @SundaeExpress Рік тому +48

    • Nixon - a president who became a crook
    • Trump - a crook who became a president

  • @reinemarais4392
    @reinemarais4392 2 місяці тому +23

    Six years on this show is timeless. Wish I'd known you then, John Oliver. I know you now. Thank you.

  • @ChipMatthews
    @ChipMatthews 6 років тому +576

    Whoever does the Photoshop work for this show is a mad genius.

    • @BrownEyePinch
      @BrownEyePinch 6 років тому +5

      Chip Matthews maybe its not photoshop?

    • @srjskam
      @srjskam 6 років тому +22

      This episode's graphics seemed especially fine. That bear's expression at 11:50...

    • @SomeRandomGuy-us1yb
      @SomeRandomGuy-us1yb 6 років тому +3

      +Chip Matthews
      I can do better on TuxPaint
      Draws shitty drawing on said program

  • @bananawal8215
    @bananawal8215 6 років тому +386

    "You guys... Are fine"
    Thank you Reverend John, we're honoured

  • @gabrielmurray929
    @gabrielmurray929 Рік тому +284

    I have rarely laughed louder than the part where the word for word reading of his speech was done.

    • @CrazyQuilman157
      @CrazyQuilman157 Рік тому +8

      Every time I come back to it, I lose another 5 IQ points. Like, I ramble and lose the thread all the time. I have a thought cross my mind while monologing, fail to voice that one thought, and continue onward like I actually said it. And even then, half of that direct Trump quote could be completely thrown out and it would still get the point across while still being incoherent, because he keeps repeating himself.

    • @fivestring65ify
      @fivestring65ify 3 місяці тому +1

      And he's a lot worse now

  • @matthewj8613
    @matthewj8613 2 роки тому +640

    Rewatching this, I remember how concerned I was, and how unhappy I was, about the fact that I didn't know if I was about to deploy or not. That situation with Korea was the icing of the cake. He may have been "trolling" the media, but they certainly weren't thinking about the troops and how he was toying with our futures and emotions, wondering if we were about to go to war. Disgusting.

    • @juliemclain5841
      @juliemclain5841 Рік тому +13

      He declared war on 3 nuclear ready countries in social media. You're exactly right.

    • @sstaners1234
      @sstaners1234 Рік тому +19

      I was on the USS Ardent watching the election of 2016 and was amazed that, after all the talks about “build a wall” and that John McCain is a “loser because he was captured,” people onboard still rooted for him and cheered when he got elected.

    • @bloodyneptune
      @bloodyneptune Рік тому +9

      But...but I thought you guys were out of bullets, and he finally got you some?

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak Рік тому +2

      It wasn't just the media, Trump didn't care either.

    • @seacprogrammer8455
      @seacprogrammer8455 Рік тому +2

      He Trolled EVERYONE that he tricked into going to the Capitol. Woahhhh Too soon ?? LOL

  • @theblopperify
    @theblopperify 4 роки тому +1839

    "Just cause Jared Kushner is smarter than you, doesn't mean he's smart". Man... that backhand burn...

    • @marceldagenais1893
      @marceldagenais1893 2 роки тому +16

      Like father like son he will go to prison ,but he'll get a much stiffer sentence than daddy!

    • @skinniemcfats5292
      @skinniemcfats5292 2 роки тому

      All you morons who bought into the lies from left wing shills like John Oliver are partly responsible for the 13 servicemen and hundreds of others who have been cut down this past week in Afghanistan. At least you dont have to deal with 'mean tweets' anymore. Shame on all of you.

    • @outofforder989
      @outofforder989 2 роки тому +5

      @@skinniemcfats5292 looks like somebody got stung by a bee and now has to copy and paste random shit under every comment

    • @skinniemcfats5292
      @skinniemcfats5292 2 роки тому +1

      @@outofforder989 Looks like someone still cant argue the point so you resort to random attacks instead. Yeah, we all got stung by a bee. We had a good president and morons thought he was a big meany so now we have a disastrous potato in office. Unreal.

    • @PoliticalAndTheologicalStudy
      @PoliticalAndTheologicalStudy 2 роки тому +3

      @@skinniemcfats5292 157 comments in one year with no content - I smell a troll. Especially considering you keep copy and pasting the same asinine comment then fail to actually articulate what your issue is.

  • @ericwall6219
    @ericwall6219 4 роки тому +222

    "I don't stand by anything." Words spoken by the President of the United States. That's so chilling, it's absolutely no wonder why we've wound up here.

    • @Joekuh
      @Joekuh 3 роки тому +9

      Ahem, we continue to dig through the rock bottom...

  • @bradleyrose811
    @bradleyrose811 3 роки тому +617

    "Just because Jared Kushner is smarter than you, doesn't mean he's smart"
    Almost spit my beer out on that one

    • @MUS13577
      @MUS13577 9 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @heatherrockwell9012
    @heatherrockwell9012 3 роки тому +69

    This is entirely unrelated to the topic of this video, but John just going "No." after that Fox and Friends clip is one of the funniest things that's ever been on this show and I have no idea why.

    • @agny369
      @agny369 2 роки тому +8

      It cracks me up too, it’s the timing and delivery and also the underlying reality that No is absolutely the only response to that

    • @lorenzana9668
      @lorenzana9668 3 місяці тому

      Timestamp?

  • @Aziraphale686
    @Aziraphale686 6 років тому +1534

    This is exactly why we need a mandatory basic philosophy course in highschool. Kids need to be taught about logical fallacies and cognitive biases so that they can recognize these things in an argument.

    • @PlaneBoy2520
      @PlaneBoy2520 6 років тому +78

      Aziraphale686 but he republicans wouldn’t allow it. Think about how many supporters they would lose!

    • @eggroll9000
      @eggroll9000 6 років тому +86

      Also, a media literacy and critical thinking class. It's so weird when you delve into this "alternative media ecosystem" and Trumpist forums, and it's just full of people ignoring huge chunks of information/context about each story and parroting each other's easily debunked falsehoods and forcefully twisting the president's words until they can convince themselves that he's some kind of mega-brain genius they can worship, no matter the amount of dumb shit he says/tweets... it's just utterly mindboggling.

    • @cmgm6027
      @cmgm6027 6 років тому +40

      Philosophy is mandatory in high school in many countries.. Here in Portugal you have philosophy in 10th grade as one of the basic mandatory classes.

    • @Aziraphale686
      @Aziraphale686 6 років тому +39

      Hue: Yeah absolutely, critical thinking skills are something that needs to be strongly emphasized as well. In the same vein, I think there needs to be a change in how people view arguments as having a winner and a loser. It's not about winning, it's about making sure that your opinions and beliefs accurately reflect the real world, and we need to be able to adjust our views when new evidence presents itself.

    • @crystalsoulslayer
      @crystalsoulslayer 6 років тому +27

      Aziraphale686, I agree. I also think it needs to be made very clear that _disagreement_ and _disrespect_ are two very different things. Too many people seem to regard someone having an opinion they don't as some form of insult. It makes having an exchange of ideas really difficult.
      And there's also the fact that, depending on the context you first learn about something in, it could mean something very different to you than to someone else. If you get your news from the kinds of placed Hue Manatee mentioned, you're practically speaking a different language from people who get their news elsewhere.

  • @tripsaplenty1227
    @tripsaplenty1227 6 років тому +397

    "I don't stand by anything" -Donald J Trump
    That may be the most honest thing Trump has said while President of the United States of America.

    • @willberg8599
      @willberg8599 6 років тому +2

      Shhhhhhhh we don’t talk about that

    • @jacobschlenker8130
      @jacobschlenker8130 6 років тому +8

      And the most honest thing he ever will say. PERIOD.

    • @EzyEOcho
      @EzyEOcho 6 років тому +6

      If you don’t stand for something surely you will fall for anything.

    • @viceramirez2563
      @viceramirez2563 6 років тому

      How's that for irony?

    • @bentonxavier5094
      @bentonxavier5094 6 років тому

      what does it actually mean to stand by something in that term?

  • @elvisonwax
    @elvisonwax 2 роки тому +72

    Watching this four years later, it’s WORSE than we remembered. John Oliver sounded the alarm five years ago. He saw everything that was coming.

    • @johnsaylor1583
      @johnsaylor1583 2 роки тому +8

      I can't believe this man was president and might be again 🤦

    • @danielryan4352
      @danielryan4352 2 роки тому

      @@johnsaylor1583 cause Biden and Harris are doing an upstanding job 🤦‍♂️

    • @johnsaylor1583
      @johnsaylor1583 2 роки тому +9

      @@danielryan4352 Nah, they're doing a pretty shit job but it's still a great improvement over the last presidency. Overall, American politics is a dumpster fire, but I'd rather have an admin that isn't throwing trash onto the heap, even if they aren't doing anything to fight the blaze.

    • @danielryan4352
      @danielryan4352 2 роки тому

      @@johnsaylor1583 your absolutely insane if you think Biden is a better president. Inflation is through the roof. Unemployment is bad and the guy doesn't even realise he's president. You just refuse to see you made a terrible choice that's what your issue is

    • @johnsaylor1583
      @johnsaylor1583 2 роки тому +6

      @@danielryan4352 No, I am able to judge a president by more than two factors. It's a pretty complex job. Go back to watching Fox News where you can have your ideas spoon fed to you.

  • @vjscarpaci8597
    @vjscarpaci8597 3 роки тому +266

    Watching this after the attack on the capitol building makes what Oliver is saying even more impactful

    • @mrpepperidgefarms
      @mrpepperidgefarms 3 роки тому +22

      John oliver is an oracle.... Training myself to deal with the whataboutisms has really helped me deconstruct the bullshit....

    • @skinniemcfats5292
      @skinniemcfats5292 2 роки тому +1

      lmao. what happened at the capitol registers as a TWO on a scale of 1-BLM We have all seen the video you moron. People like you who bought into the lies from left wing shills like John Oliver are partly responsible for the 13 servicemen and hundreds of others who have been cut down this past week in Afghanistan. At least you dont have to deal with 'mean tweets' anymore. Fukin shame.

    • @malikthemadman
      @malikthemadman 2 роки тому +15

      @@skinniemcfats5292 Stop putting your nonsense everywhere.

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 2 роки тому +5

      @@skinniemcfats5292 here's the thing
      Link or you're bullshitting disinformation

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 2 роки тому +12

      @@skinniemcfats5292 Hey mommy, look, I'm a political troll, just like Donald Trump-senpai. Please notice me Trump-senpai, I love you so much I'll yell at everyone around me and I'll kill myself if you don't notice me, please notice me senpai

  • @maximilianovazquez9988
    @maximilianovazquez9988 6 років тому +4787

    That interview where Trump refuses to give an honest answer and ends up siting down on his desk and pretending to be busy to get the reporter to leave him alone looks like something out of The Office. Even the way it`s shot, with the camera awkwardly lingering on Trump as he fumbles whit his papers is spot on.

    • @anastasiabeaverhausen.
      @anastasiabeaverhausen. 6 років тому +72

      Maximiliano Vazquez So Michael Scott...what a horrible thing, because this is real 😔😔😔

    • @Depuratumba
      @Depuratumba 6 років тому +47

      haha I thought exactly the same thing! the timing is perfect

    • @iliketotrolololololo
      @iliketotrolololololo 6 років тому +83

      At this point the production staff for "The Office" should start working on Trump's version of the show..

    • @McPhisto
      @McPhisto 6 років тому +142

      The Office Presents: The Oval Office

    • @thirtyfiveedu8883
      @thirtyfiveedu8883 6 років тому +31

      I’m sure they’ll work it in all dark-comedy-style when they make the “Narcos”-esque docu-drama about all of the Russian money laundering he did from the 80s to now/2017.

  • @sencic4532
    @sencic4532 5 років тому +7885

    That clip of Trump refusing to answer the question and going to sit at his desk and pretend to do paper work feels like it was taken straight out of The Office.

    • @BazIrvine
      @BazIrvine 5 років тому +71

      Absolutely! David Brents yankee cousin hehe.

    • @aralitra
      @aralitra 5 років тому +48

      Brent - Scott for president!

    • @jamiethomas6701
      @jamiethomas6701 5 років тому +99

      HE IS LIKE A CHILD

    • @bobandy13
      @bobandy13 5 років тому +219

      And when he shoved Montenegro's Prime Minister out of the way to get to the front of the shot. I can't believe I've never made the connection between him and Michael Scott before.

    • @gwnsystems
      @gwnsystems 5 років тому +48

      Oh my god you're right.....

  • @bahisaz402
    @bahisaz402 2 роки тому +77

    I'm not an US citizen nor do I live in US, but I keep up to date with clusterfuck of a politics you have. P.S. Thanks Mr. Oliver and the whole LastWeekTonight for having common sense , funny as hell.

  • @Mr22thou
    @Mr22thou Рік тому +13

    Four years later and this is still one of the most hilarious and frightening things on UA-cam.

  • @Sol_Protege
    @Sol_Protege 6 років тому +851

    You have to admit that predictive text segment was pretty gold

    • @CarlosRodriguez-dh7mm
      @CarlosRodriguez-dh7mm 6 років тому +4

      payz hayz Yes, he speaks like an toddler. But he's deregulation businesses across the board. He makes fun of people, but they're the people that deserve it. He appointed dozens of great judges to various levels of federal court and takes a strong stance on immigration. His tax plan is mostly good and would do wonders for American economic growth. I'll admit he has a billion flaws and he's often a nasty, vain, unintelligent buffoon on his God- forsaken Twitter account, but he's making good on my expectations for him as President. Not perfect, but he does the job I voted him in for.

    • @frogwad
      @frogwad 6 років тому +6

      payz hayz BUT HILLARY

    • @Chameleonred5
      @Chameleonred5 6 років тому +16

      @Carlos Rodriguez Does he? He flip-flops on issues so fast you'd think he was a pancake. His appointments aren't necessarily wise ones. There is no point to a strong stance on immigration given how it was ridiculously hard to immigrate to begin with. His tax plan is a selfish money grab.

    • @CarlosRodriguez-dh7mm
      @CarlosRodriguez-dh7mm 6 років тому

      Chameleonred5 He is certainly inconsistent on some policy and I always criticize it, but in totality, I'm of the opinion that he's doing a fair job.
      Also, did you even read his tax plan? He wants to simplify brackets and lower taxes for the middle and lower classes. The business tax goes from around 35% to 20% actually making America competitive with other countries. We have the highest business tax in the industrialized world. So what happens when businesses decide to come back because they cam afford it (and we're their biggest market)? Lower taxes manages to bring in more tax revenue.

    • @Capri_00
      @Capri_00 6 років тому +10

      Carlos Rodriguez would you defend him if he took a shit on your desk? And I am not the only one wondering this. For that question comes from Anderson Cooper.

  • @etohprn5158
    @etohprn5158 4 роки тому +791

    “....We are familiar enough with his speech patterns that we get the basic gist...” Don’t we say the exact same thing about most toddlers??

  • @shawns735
    @shawns735 3 роки тому +7

    Still has to be one of my favorite episodes... it will never be dated... it’s now April 2021...

  • @kiracaroso
    @kiracaroso 3 роки тому +261

    "The best audience belongs to Ellen because THIS is how they greet her." That did NOT age well.

    • @-_.Melody._-
      @-_.Melody._- 2 роки тому +7

      Was looking for this.

    • @svenax
      @svenax 2 роки тому +40

      Well, it WAS the audience cheering, not her staff. Just sayin'.

    • @Suzanne4415
      @Suzanne4415 2 роки тому +21

      Are we supposed to never again acknowledge that many people liked her at one point? Hate to pull this card for someone I don't care for either, but we honestly don't treat men like this for similar accusations. We treat them like this for rape.

    • @customizedhandle
      @customizedhandle 2 роки тому +29

      @@Suzanne4415 Her hypocrisy is the reason that she is being treated like this. She LOVED to preach about kindness on her show.

    • @patgillis4210
      @patgillis4210 2 роки тому

      I’m ok o

  • @myMelody4life
    @myMelody4life 5 років тому +1636

    This segment is still just as relevant today as it was when it first aired in Nov. of 2017...

    • @randyqquaint8400
      @randyqquaint8400 5 років тому +13

      Agreed.

    • @blacksmeim8791
      @blacksmeim8791 5 років тому +8

      Yep

    • @tommym.3
      @tommym.3 5 років тому +1

      Actually I’d rather have someone being paid money to make people laugh actually make me laugh. Not once did I in this clip. He can have an opinion but don’t shove it into every show! We know, orangemanbad.

    • @randyqquaint8400
      @randyqquaint8400 5 років тому +19

      @@tommym.3 Such a ripoff, right? I mean someone who gets paid to be comical should at least make you chuckle... Especially when you're watching free clips of his stuff on youtube.

    • @bobk2966
      @bobk2966 5 років тому +11

      Well, that is what he does, and it is not laugh out loud funny, go to Blazing Saddles for that, but he is funny and makes us smile and keeps us informed, I hate regular news now, most are lame. @@tommym.3

  • @JimFortune
    @JimFortune 6 років тому +1225

    "I don't stand by anything."
    That is so Trump.

    • @Dougy
      @Dougy 6 років тому +6

      LatsWeekTonight PAID BOT

    • @ZombieWerePrechaunPire
      @ZombieWerePrechaunPire 6 років тому +3

      Nah he's taking a knee instead.

    • @mushnoodle
      @mushnoodle 6 років тому +11

      Especially not under. He doesn't understand anything.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 6 років тому +7

      Shit just got inconvenient? Trump ditch it as soon as someone calls out his BS.

    • @JimFortune
      @JimFortune 6 років тому +3

      Corey Messick "I know you are but what am I?"
      You can do better than that Corey.

  • @wendygreidanus8391
    @wendygreidanus8391 Рік тому +15

    Watching this with benefit of hindsight in 2023, it's amazing how accurate John Oliver was with his assessment of Trump. "Gaslighting" was Merriam-Webster's Word Of The Year in 2022.

  • @codogpokekid9564
    @codogpokekid9564 3 роки тому +14

    "You guys are fine." Three years later and still one of his best quotes!

  • @xWhiteRice
    @xWhiteRice 3 роки тому +700

    sometimes I need to go back to get a reminder of all the scandals we’ve forgotten about it

    • @johntack1049
      @johntack1049 3 роки тому +4

      I’ve lost track of all failed democrat hoaxes.

    • @bluegold21
      @bluegold21 3 роки тому +4

      @@bideojames4222 OMFG! I used to say pick a date and you would likely find something he was doing either wrong or illegal. But no it is actually worse. Just finding a date over the past four years it's virtually impossible to find a date where Trump was only involved in one dodgy deed.

    • @vigicraft_omc_9585
      @vigicraft_omc_9585 3 роки тому +5

      I know we shouldn’t trust a single source cause you know “fake news” but good luck proving that 940 things that he said or did were fake or false

    • @makokimoto4132
      @makokimoto4132 3 роки тому +7

      My answer to Whataboutism is to say" OH, GOOD! You and I agree that X is a terrible thing no matter which side does it, yes? Or ARE YOU saying X is ok because everyone does it???"

    • @kitwhite2640
      @kitwhite2640 3 роки тому +24

      @@johntack1049 thank you for showing us an amazing example of "what aboutism".

  • @kg4tnp
    @kg4tnp 6 років тому +410

    Whatabout is the way an idiotic and moronic person argues, it means they can not defend their actions and must divert or distract instead.

    • @shrike6243
      @shrike6243 6 років тому +7

      And when we let it work, it reinforces the practice as a good idea.

    • @limbdarkening
      @limbdarkening 6 років тому +9

      That's not true! What about all the squirrels? Why do some hibernate and some do not?

    • @omgabanna
      @omgabanna 6 років тому +1

      yea, instead of calling out leftist violence that's been happening long before that guy ran through some people with his car. Weill just use him to forever denounce anyone who tries to talk about leftist violence. And you think this is the very logical fallacy we were just discussing. Well fuck off youre wrong that guy hit dude with his car.
      Do you see why we laugh at you. Do you see why it's so easy?

    • @MrBubbleUp
      @MrBubbleUp 6 років тому +8

      ᴵ'ᶫᶫ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦᶰᵍ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ Whataboutism lol.

    • @omgabanna
      @omgabanna 6 років тому +1

      whataboutism only works if we are defending someone. We arn't the guy who killed a person was wrong. case closed we admit it despite him having no relation to anyone else he was one man. not a group of people acting on behalf of a political ideology and he came AFTER THE LEFT WA BEATING PEOPLE WITH CLUBS.
      AFTER THE LEFT WAS BEATING PEOPLE WITH BICKLOCKS STUFFED IN SOCKS
      MONTHS BEFORE THAT DATE WERE THEY DOING THIS
      MONTHS
      MONTHS OF VIDEO OF THEM HURTING PEOPLE FOR BULLSHIT REASONS AND NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT ON THE NEWS.
      NOW WE"RE DEFLECTING?
      ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?

  • @laurenwalker1048
    @laurenwalker1048 2 роки тому +31

    I live in Australia and during the trump presidency, my family and I talked about him so much we had to make a pact to not talk about him anymore. It was just too rage inducing. I couldn’t imagine the level of frustration Americans would have felt if that’s how my family felt in a different fucking country.

    • @beachcomber2008
      @beachcomber2008 Рік тому +5

      It's worldwide.

    • @jamesclark1550
      @jamesclark1550 Рік тому

      They are all the same. Take what these idiots are saying just because they have the R behind the name. Republicans play on the National fear of socialism communism and the punters believe it.

  • @VitoDRF
    @VitoDRF 9 місяців тому +3

    I would love to have seen these cowboy catheter ads air in realtime on fox!

  • @JosePerez-ww4si
    @JosePerez-ww4si 6 років тому +282

    The auto complete text was so Fucking funny 😂😂

    • @psychoticnk
      @psychoticnk 6 років тому +7

      agreed, that shit fucking KILLED me

    • @sampetty1232
      @sampetty1232 6 років тому

      Thing is that i literally thought that he was gonna say something about auto text right before he actually did lol

    • @ray25lee
      @ray25lee 6 років тому +4

      Funny in concept, not funny as a reality.

    • @Jemppu
      @Jemppu 6 років тому

      funny 'cause it's true :,)

    • @eponack
      @eponack 6 років тому +1

      “Thanks again to the family who is in love and love to the kids who have had never had any chance of getting to the horses in a long way to be able for a long day or so long to come see the horses in and the horses have a little more fun than dogs in and the snow has always had fun to go back and get back into town again soon and get a little more snow to the summer and I will is a very relaxed and comfortable.”
      I’m ready to be his speech writer. Thanks iPhone!

  • @PocketBrain
    @PocketBrain 6 років тому +628

    I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT HE SOUNDS LIKE PREDICTIVE TEXT OUTPUT FOR MONTHS!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

    • @Jitts.the.caffeinated
      @Jitts.the.caffeinated 6 років тому +2

      Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?

    • @cd1673
      @cd1673 6 років тому +1

      Oh. My. Gawd. I was slack jawed, it's the same... and yes, it's terrifying.

    • @awn263
      @awn263 6 років тому

      PocketBrain, I can barely hear you! Can you speak up?

    • @amandajay666
      @amandajay666 6 років тому

      I tried my own:
      Donald j. Trump is going back in a good game but he is a horrible human being to be with the person who can communicate with you for you and your dad to be with the people you want him and you have just got him back right away and he is not going back and he is not sure if it’s going back home or anything else is going back home.

  • @OzKiltman
    @OzKiltman 2 роки тому +8

    "I don't stand by anything."
    A summary of the Trump presidency?

  • @catYourMom777
    @catYourMom777 Рік тому +4

    That No. was the funniest no. Ever.

  • @ndgv2
    @ndgv2 6 років тому +142

    catheter cowboy needs his own show.

    • @CineHAMic
      @CineHAMic 6 років тому

      but Donald Trump would never watch it....

    • @-mike-2346
      @-mike-2346 6 років тому

      He Really SHOULD !!!

  • @sterlingarcher4989
    @sterlingarcher4989 3 роки тому +870

    The phrase ‘fake news’ is the political equivalent to ‘ nar nar nar, I’m not listening’.

    • @jamesfranksain3227
      @jamesfranksain3227 3 роки тому +19

      Exactly. The general term for actual fake news is, well, not addressing it at all. I've never seen the Queen of England hold a press conference to call the nonsense about her secretly being a lizard person fake news.

    • @studyguy.7660
      @studyguy.7660 3 роки тому +12

      Take the fraud vote for example and not the mainstream media crap. Anything Trump and his supporters don't agree with they call it fake news. Just like the election.

    • @AgentAika001
      @AgentAika001 2 роки тому +6

      The sad part is that there are legitimate concerns on the news media and how they operate but trump just shit all over the ability to criticize the media by calling anything he doesn't like "fake news"

    • @dougshevlin2173
      @dougshevlin2173 2 роки тому +1

      @@AgentAika001 yeah especially all the lie and half truths an the fact that the mainstream media now has less then 30% trust in them from the American ppl. But don’t let that liberal ignorance stop u. U were saying. Completely ignore the recounts an the fact that the contested States now have strict voter ID laws and the only person fighting those voter ID laws is Joe Biden the only person fighting the recounts is Joe Biden but please continue with that ignorance

    • @AgentAika001
      @AgentAika001 2 роки тому +14

      @@dougshevlin2173 what are you babbling about

  • @monique911
    @monique911 3 роки тому +5

    Just discovered J.O.
    This is my new binge.

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 2 роки тому +1

      I envy you having all his wonderfulness in front of you to enjoy for the first time!

  • @leahdubuc
    @leahdubuc 3 роки тому +40

    watching in the last hours of the trump presidency. the marathon is over.

    • @mulraymanners
      @mulraymanners 3 роки тому +5

      i'm feeling pretty bloody exhausted.

    • @jayannakelley9051
      @jayannakelley9051 2 роки тому +6

      Here we are in June 2021.. sigh.. the exhaustion of trump continues.
      Everyday something new comes out about what he pulled off. I seriously hate that ‘man’.

    • @agny369
      @agny369 2 роки тому +4

      6 months into the Biden administration I can say with certainty that the marathon won’t be over till he’s either dead or in jail, or in a coma.

    • @ParisInTheSpringtime999
      @ParisInTheSpringtime999 2 роки тому +2

      @@jayannakelley9051 I gave you a thumbs up for putting quotes around the word “man”.

    • @jayannakelley9051
      @jayannakelley9051 2 роки тому

      @@ParisInTheSpringtime999 - 🌟✌️

  • @Harry-tt6be
    @Harry-tt6be 6 років тому +505

    clean coal is an oxymoron like President Trump

    • @arrowhawk9823
      @arrowhawk9823 6 років тому +8

      Harry
      You mean like 'not my president'?
      Yeah, I get that. lol

    • @Mr_Meatbox
      @Mr_Meatbox 6 років тому +5

      Harry no, just scrub harder

    • @meepster554
      @meepster554 6 років тому +4

      Arrowhawk Saying "Not my president" is like saying liberal snowflakes. There are no snowflakes that recognize as liberal, but it means liberals who cry. Same with not my president, he is in literal sense our presidsnt, but in metaphorical sense, we don't have to support him due to the 1st amendment.

    • @breakingbacon658
      @breakingbacon658 6 років тому +6

      Use oxyclean to make that coal look like new!

    • @rysun8709
      @rysun8709 6 років тому +11

      Trump is just a moron, ask Rex

  • @shastak6682
    @shastak6682 6 років тому +371

    When a comedy show on HBO is actually more informative then news channels...

    • @dewaynethomas3122
      @dewaynethomas3122 6 років тому +24

      And he's British none the less. I never thought I'd see the day when one of them did better for our country then a lot of Americans that act like their patriots.

    • @bulldogsbob
      @bulldogsbob 6 років тому +5

      There is nothing informative about him.

    • @tenou213
      @tenou213 6 років тому +2

      No, you learn information if that information is new and objectively true despite political slant.

    • @bootyman234
      @bootyman234 4 роки тому +3

      THAN the news channels. =)

    • @jayannakelley9051
      @jayannakelley9051 3 роки тому +7

      I learn something new on every show of John’s as he covers a wide variety of topics 🌟

  • @Hayley-qg6sm
    @Hayley-qg6sm Рік тому +6

    I think that I’m in love with John Oliver. His personality is just perfection 🥹

  • @Unuthryear
    @Unuthryear 10 місяців тому +3

    Bob Woodward has a print version of "The Trump Tapes" reading his interview answers to questions is just like predictive text. It is one of the hardest read ever

  • @deployedkitty
    @deployedkitty 6 років тому +805

    14:03 Trump sitting down behind his table in the Oval Office pretending to suddenly be very busy with those papers is the purest most undiluted cringe ever.

    • @chrizero2319
      @chrizero2319 6 років тому +7

      it really isnt , your just a fucktard

    • @vision011000
      @vision011000 6 років тому +82

      +Chrizero No watching that fat, crusty shit pouting because he got called out is disconcerting. You're just a salty dumbfuck.

    • @mcdonaldswarfare3
      @mcdonaldswarfare3 6 років тому +5

      deployedkitty he was on camera wtf did you expect him to do

    • @vision011000
      @vision011000 6 років тому +39

      mcdonaldswarfare He could've, and try to keep up with me, answered the question. Yes, no, anything except what he did.

    • @deployedkitty
      @deployedkitty 6 років тому +41

      Chrizero - Calling other people idiots after typing "your just a fucktard". So precious and typical Trumptard behavior.
      Also: you obviously don't know shit about neither statistics nor the demographic makeup of the left.

  • @123sammyali
    @123sammyali 6 років тому +380

    People keep talking about how the younger generation lacks respect but from what I can see there’s a lot of grown men - well into their 50s and 70s - who act like petty teenagers and babies. They need to take off the tie & put on a bib.

    • @Taako_
      @Taako_ 6 років тому +8

      Honestly, if you tthink about it, the tie is just a slimmer and longer bib.

    • @Mekkles
      @Mekkles 6 років тому +18

      Everytime someone claims their children's generation is the worst generation of kids ever, I just ask if perhaps said whiner is part of the worst generation of parents.

    • @indiekidney3890
      @indiekidney3890 6 років тому +5

      Don’t forget that a lot of them are pedophiles and perverts as well.

    • @orionrei
      @orionrei 6 років тому +1

      Not a lot. Just a little.

    • @spencerm5913
      @spencerm5913 6 років тому

      mormemen #maga

  • @MarcoRamos1989
    @MarcoRamos1989 2 роки тому +2

    The black dude behind Trump at 1:22 turning his head when Trump said "they are going to clean the coal" is priceless!

  • @billyjoyner5851
    @billyjoyner5851 2 роки тому +7

    It's Sooo much funnier now. Dangerously funny. I'll only be relieved when he's in a courtroom being sentenced. 😌🤗👏👏👏🎊🎉💥

  • @FrostedCanid
    @FrostedCanid 6 років тому +107

    "it's like a defense attorney saying 'what about Jeffrey Dommer'"
    I don't think I've ever heard someone make a better point in my life.

  • @jackharrison6799
    @jackharrison6799 3 роки тому +462

    For those wondering, the 10th president was John Tyler.

    • @mascyan7178
      @mascyan7178 3 роки тому +13

      Thx

    • @benfincher6918
      @benfincher6918 3 роки тому +1

      ThankXD

    • @heathergustar638
      @heathergustar638 3 роки тому +7

      I m sure he told the audience not to shout it out for the purposes of the joke

    • @elliotthannam8374
      @elliotthannam8374 3 роки тому +2

      Indeed. Good Ol' Johnny Ty

    • @mnschoen
      @mnschoen 3 роки тому +32

      @@heathergustar638 The purpose of the joke was that none of the audience could shout it out because no one in the audience knows who the tenth president was.
      That's the joke. That no one knows who John Tyler is.

  • @dayhel2367
    @dayhel2367 3 роки тому +4

    "I am using the word "work" there so generously I should be able to deduct It as a charitable donation on my taxes" is one of my all time favorite quotes on this show.

  • @harrisonhanson2998
    @harrisonhanson2998 10 місяців тому +2

    20:28 that deadpan matter of fact “no” was awesome!

  • @Dirk80241
    @Dirk80241 3 роки тому +760

    His use of language "is like a drunk driver crashing a pick up truck full of alphabet soup". What a great sentence!

    • @korradozambini886
      @korradozambini886 3 роки тому +9

      I know a 'migrant has a better vocabulary.

    • @briankelly7498
      @briankelly7498 2 роки тому +2

      @@korradozambini886 me45gy FAA a core USB..m.
      ..

    • @LuisaRodriguez0212
      @LuisaRodriguez0212 2 роки тому

      Q+++

    • @skinniemcfats5292
      @skinniemcfats5292 2 роки тому +1

      All you morons who bought into the lies from left wing shills like John Oliver are partly responsible for the 13 servicemen and hundreds of others who have been cut down this past week in Afghanistan. At least you dont have to deal with 'mean tweets' anymore. Shame on all of you.

    • @outofforder989
      @outofforder989 2 роки тому +3

      @@skinniemcfats5292 goddamn dude, what's your beef

  • @kendallmsessoms
    @kendallmsessoms 3 роки тому +322

    I rewatch this whenever I need to stay sane after listening to my family praise Trump for a few hours

    • @peterlisecki5954
      @peterlisecki5954 3 роки тому +39

      I find it to be one of the mysteries of the universe how people fall for his nothingness.

    • @rockfan1
      @rockfan1 2 роки тому +14

      At least you get it, and that’s all that matters.

    • @bretwalker
      @bretwalker 2 роки тому +22

      Im right there with you. Everytime i have to go to a family dinner and have to listen to all of them truly praising the absolute nothing that Trump has done....i go home hungry. Simply becuase i cant eat through my teeth gritting so hard i fear they may shatter ......
      "Please ,god an aneurysm would be great right now. in any of them. even me .I don't care. I just want this to end.!"

    • @jackwarren1687
      @jackwarren1687 2 роки тому +3

      We are the same, you and I

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 2 роки тому +3

      It aged well...March 12, 2022

  • @barbaraolson6783
    @barbaraolson6783 4 місяці тому +2

    Really a stressful time in The United States, thank you for helping me to smile.

    • @littlejerryseinfeld4168
      @littlejerryseinfeld4168 3 місяці тому

      i love coming back to these videos to laugh to stave off the depressing propaganda that even the so called "fake news liberal outlets" like CNN cant help themselves in order to get that click money. the attention economy sucks

  • @billconwell7460
    @billconwell7460 Рік тому +5

    I only discovered John Oliver this year. What I regret most about that is my late wife Gloria and I would have laughed our asses off together over his show. I'm sorry she never saw it.Bill Conwell, Slava Ukraine. Peace Out

    • @littlejerryseinfeld4168
      @littlejerryseinfeld4168 3 місяці тому +1

      i started watching these during the pandemic and i come back all the time, theyre hilarious

  • @alphach1mp
    @alphach1mp 6 років тому +260

    KellyAnne Conaway always uses "Whataboutism" all the time in every interview she is in.

    • @cezarydudek6156
      @cezarydudek6156 6 років тому

      Hmmm... John used "whataboutism" just in this video, when he started to talk about all the people that were using these three techniques after Trump.

    • @IceColdProfessional
      @IceColdProfessional 6 років тому +2

      alphach1mp Vladimir Putin is muscle dictator too sexy for shirts.

    • @CanterlotCrusader
      @CanterlotCrusader 6 років тому +2

      That assumes Kelly has any form of strategy coming in. She’s just braindead. See bowling green massacre for proof.

    • @anthonycampos8057
      @anthonycampos8057 6 років тому +4

      kellywise

    • @XemnasKaijin
      @XemnasKaijin 6 років тому

      Democrats also use whataboutism. Whats your point? Everything Trump is doing, Obama did. Obama shit on Fox and favored News Stations that kissed his ass during his time as president. He used whataboutism during his speech about Christians during the crusades being just as about as Islam today. As far as trolling goes - Turn to California; The state that says if I have HIV and knowingly fuck someone and infect that the worst I get is a slap on the wrist. Or that Gun Control is a viable solution to gun crime even though Chicago is running rampant with gun crime and murder and they have the strictest gun laws and is been run by democrats for decades. I find it funny people forget everything the democrats do when someone they like is doing it. Keep it up though, if you push these identity politics were going to have a moron as a president for a second term.

  • @yahqaskaluso4585
    @yahqaskaluso4585 6 років тому +138

    John Tyler (1790-1862) served as America's 10th president from 1841 to 1845

  • @nayte1
    @nayte1 2 роки тому +3

    Love the cowboy super funny

  • @cirilloz
    @cirilloz 2 роки тому +2

    This never gets old. 2021

  • @MrEmpireBuilder0000
    @MrEmpireBuilder0000 4 роки тому +359

    My answer to Whataboutism is to say" OH, GOOD! You and I agree that X is a terrible thing no matter which side does it, yes? Or ARE YOU saying X is ok because everyone does it???"

    • @BB-ty6iy
      @BB-ty6iy 3 роки тому +22

      That’s actually a really good comeback. Although I’m say “or ARE YOU saying x is ok because it’s something YOU’D do?”

    • @morchedrid
      @morchedrid 3 роки тому +14

      My rebuttal is what about whataboutism?

    • @steverichardson8080
      @steverichardson8080 3 роки тому +15

      Yep. But I say "so your mom taught you that two wrongs DO make a right? That's not what my mom and Jesus taught me..."

    • @agny369
      @agny369 2 роки тому +7

      I’ve found that someone who’s go to is whataboutism, you could give them every concession to their argument and try to address whatever bullshit they’re deflecting from, that just fuels them into believing they’re right. “Depressingly effective” is a spot on analysis of it.

    • @radschele1815
      @radschele1815 2 роки тому

      I'm just dying, that's not what we're talking about. Please give the answer on...
      Simple like that

  • @Trisyyiaa
    @Trisyyiaa 6 років тому +224

    "NONE OF YOU FUCKERS DID THAT WHEN I CAME OUT"

    • @moomoo3031
      @moomoo3031 6 років тому +2

      bet that changes next year!

  • @emilyhollingsworth7232
    @emilyhollingsworth7232 2 роки тому +3

    What Oliver said at the 18 minute mark was something else to watch on the aftermath of the 2021 Virginia governor election

  • @MsRadred6116
    @MsRadred6116 10 місяців тому +2

    Trump saying ‘I don’t stand by anything’ is literally the Trumpiest Trump statement ever!! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @squidfestMods
    @squidfestMods 6 років тому +169

    Catheter Cowboy for President 2020

  • @amberroll9945
    @amberroll9945 4 роки тому +1138

    I used to be a transcriptionist. Not the medical kind, the kind that types up what people are saying during speeches, videos, stuff like that. I had a client that wanted recordings of some of Trump's speeches ... Worst day of my entire time working at that company ...

    • @josiasbernard7618
      @josiasbernard7618 3 роки тому +79

      Oh, you poor thing.

    • @EssiSunday
      @EssiSunday 3 роки тому +90

      Amber Roll they should at least pay some therapy bills

    • @audigit
      @audigit 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah well. You make sense if you’re an argumentative bot.

    • @TjPhysicist
      @TjPhysicist 3 роки тому +82

      imagine the folks who have to TRANSLATE what Trump is saying to other dignitaries... :( , i feel bad for you'all dang.

    • @werbizzy
      @werbizzy 3 роки тому +2

      oh wow really nice

  • @jeffcomer1384
    @jeffcomer1384 2 роки тому +1

    We haven't seen nearly enough of the catheter cowboy, donald still not listening!!! LOL!!!

  • @joeymartin7462
    @joeymartin7462 2 роки тому +6

    Only by the grace of God did we survive that man's administration.

  • @debrajohnson2989
    @debrajohnson2989 4 роки тому +720

    This segment is still as relevant today as it was when it first aired in Nov of 2017. It is now Feb, 2020!

    • @kilomilo917
      @kilomilo917 4 роки тому +13

      Trump hasn't changed at all.

    • @kilomilo917
      @kilomilo917 4 роки тому +20

      Actually he's gotten worse

    • @Merlin-yy6ms
      @Merlin-yy6ms 3 роки тому +8

      @@kilomilo917 Nah he's worse now

    • @AlliumMalfoy394
      @AlliumMalfoy394 3 роки тому +22

      reading this comment in July 2020 like hunny you've got a big storm coming. even more relevant now

    • @AlexZ-lc6nl
      @AlexZ-lc6nl 3 роки тому +11

      July 2020. Still relevant.

  • @SidPhoenix2211
    @SidPhoenix2211 6 років тому +599

    *mouse cursor gently strokes John Oliver's hair* Please don't leave us for 4 months......

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 6 років тому +82

      Please, put your cursor back in your pants, sir.

    • @sanyaua2
      @sanyaua2 6 років тому

      Please do. We’ll get a break from trump derangement syndrome

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 6 років тому +8

      Doubtful, he'll still be in the White House.

    • @ridrexw8069
      @ridrexw8069 6 років тому +6

      so... don't pull a Jontron is what you're saying

    • @samiadilrus
      @samiadilrus 6 років тому +2

      Siddhant Pandey lmao 😂

  • @jamesmontanez905
    @jamesmontanez905 2 місяці тому +2

    Cannibal Digest would’ve been a better name for that magazine. Can I have a job John Oliver?

  • @tanayishan3099
    @tanayishan3099 3 роки тому +4

    This was honestly one of the funniest episodes of Last Week Tonight..

  • @andreaskarlsson5251
    @andreaskarlsson5251 6 років тому +517

    "None of you fuckers ..."
    best quote ever. Love you John Oliver. Wish you got more airtime, just cant get enough of this show.

  • @alysgrant6732
    @alysgrant6732 6 років тому +212

    John Oliver, you are the sugar that makes this pill, a little easier to swallow. I can stay informed without totally losing my mind! LOVE YOU JOHN OLIVER, THANK YOU FOR PRESERVING WHAT LITTLE IS LEFT OF MY MIND!

    • @someguy6250
      @someguy6250 6 років тому +14

      The only thing worse than this dumpster fire left burning in the white house are the people who actually defend this buffoon. The dumb-asses above me are prime examples.
      This is not a news show, no. But the facts presented within are just that, facts. Pull your heads out of your asses, the only reason you should support Trump is if you live in Russia.

    • @someguy6250
      @someguy6250 6 років тому +19

      Typical conservative who believes anything against Trump is fake news, typical.
      See how easy that is? Either point out facts or assumptions in this video that are false, or keep making yourself look stupid by blindly delegitimizing good information.
      Go on, tell me why I'm wrong, tell me why Trump is good for America. I genuinely want to know, because I've spoken with hundreds of Trump supporters and not a single one has been able to raise any points that don't fall apart immediately when you look closely at them.
      I'm waiting.

    • @someguy6250
      @someguy6250 6 років тому +8

      Sean Cauffiel I figured. You Russians can stay the hell out of our politics. At least until you string that tyrant Putin up in the streets like he deserves.

    • @belatube24
      @belatube24 6 років тому

      Àlys Grant

    • @antijinx77
      @antijinx77 6 років тому

      Àlys Grant. 's

  • @ERub66
    @ERub66 Рік тому +18

    I’m watching this again on 4/21/23. The scary thing is, it all still applies where tRump & GOP are concerned. I can’t believe we are still dealing with this garbage. It has been an exhausting 8 years with that malignant narcissist upending our country and destroying our democracy.
    When will it stop? I worry for my daughter and her future…😢

  • @rodbihari8799
    @rodbihari8799 Рік тому +4

    If it wasnt so sad, trump would be the biggest laugh so far of the 21 century.

  • @Dliciousization
    @Dliciousization 6 років тому +54

    I'm really glad Catheter Cowboy is a reoccurring character for this show. Everything about it is amazing.

  • @sophieblack8864
    @sophieblack8864 5 років тому +523

    John Oliver, you are a national treasure! Thank you!!!

    • @zakariafarah1101
      @zakariafarah1101 5 років тому +41

      More like an "international" treasure

    • @moneyhill9
      @moneyhill9 5 років тому +13

      Sophie Black or better , a international man of treasure

    • @drouel856
      @drouel856 5 років тому +11

      humor in the face of a horrific government is refreshing

    • @Rob-je6vx
      @Rob-je6vx 5 років тому +2

      Oh good. Another smug Brit telling Americans how to feel. As for Trump pushing the leader of Montenegro out of the way...Trump IS after all the leader of the free world.

    • @senordan810
      @senordan810 5 років тому +8

      Can we have him back? We need him in the UK now :)

  • @kobieeee
    @kobieeee 8 місяців тому +2

    Nobody is looking for an honest debate anymore. They are just looking to hear what they agree with.

  • @terrywright9765
    @terrywright9765 2 роки тому +1

    Four years on and that text message bit is still the funniest - brilliant

  • @ithinkflutterawesome6511
    @ithinkflutterawesome6511 5 років тому +236

    The fact that a comedy show has more valid points and gets the actual message and cause behind what politicians say better than most media is very depressing.

    • @donaldpetkus1637
      @donaldpetkus1637 4 роки тому +3

      Trump makes it easy for comedians with his incoherence

    • @lymersteve5522
      @lymersteve5522 4 роки тому +6

      it's the comedy shows that taught me about the politics, and now i know the players and the game, and it is a great show

    • @elik.webber7630
      @elik.webber7630 4 роки тому +5

      Political satire usually gets at the truth about some people, in ways these days that the media is afraid to report or investigate .

    • @BoomSkwad47
      @BoomSkwad47 4 роки тому

      @@elik.webber7630 MSN is not incentivized to do so. You don't bite the hands that feeds...

    • @marieminor7243
      @marieminor7243 4 роки тому +2

      This analysis is profoundly observant! Marie

  • @jaberwoky_
    @jaberwoky_ 3 роки тому +86

    I'm glad this still pops up in my UA-cam recommendations. It should be required viewing for every person of voting age.

  • @iggysixx
    @iggysixx Рік тому +1

    "Come January, delegate Marshall will be one of my constituents. And I'm not going to disrespect my own constituents."
    I love how it's honorable & righteous, and simultaneously casts the shade of a full solar eclipse.

  • @jenniferjones9364
    @jenniferjones9364 Рік тому +2

    I want a part II !!

  • @BIGBLUBLUR
    @BIGBLUBLUR 6 років тому +225

    6:02
    Actually John, you're wrong. He didn't take credit for the term "fake news". He literally took credit for the word "fake". Like, "Fake"... as in the slang term for falsehoods that has been around for *centuries*.

    • @SomeRandomGuy-us1yb
      @SomeRandomGuy-us1yb 6 років тому +1

      +Gregory Huerta
      Dude, you got ENGRISH wrong

    • @KevyWhit
      @KevyWhit 6 років тому +12

      That’s what I heard too. I was like “is he really saying he coined the word fake?...is..is he serious?”

    • @cmdsyndrome5229
      @cmdsyndrome5229 6 років тому +1

      Gregory Huerta
      well, in this argument. I can argue that trump is the age of 70 if it was slang.

    • @olivapope9617
      @olivapope9617 6 років тому +3

      So much worse

    • @jackderoche5483
      @jackderoche5483 6 років тому +1

      BX3 even more pathetic

  • @sanuhan1
    @sanuhan1 4 роки тому +1265

    "A horrible sign that the disease is spreading", hearing this in 2020 is really discomforting

    • @venanziocalise946
      @venanziocalise946 4 роки тому +6

      I agree.

    • @audigit
      @audigit 3 роки тому +6

      Yup. React to reactions.

    • @lloydnolan8218
      @lloydnolan8218 3 роки тому +3

      We should never forget these moments, but he try's to make you with the continuing noise, he creates everyday. History won't.

    • @martinmuller4635
      @martinmuller4635 3 роки тому +1

      To be fair with the voting us citizens, they have to decide between this appalling man and Hillary... On the land you can decide from millions of brands on the supermarket or amazon, seems a little weak to decide between only this 2 options 🤔🙄

    • @serjgaming1622
      @serjgaming1622 3 роки тому +4

      Funny when it was said: 👍
      Funny now: 👎

  • @mayatate2793
    @mayatate2793 14 днів тому

    The response from Danica roem was cold AF that was hilarious

  • @realscience2378
    @realscience2378 3 роки тому +46

    Just wanna drop this here: We made it! Trump isn't President anymore!

    • @braedenfranklin6122
      @braedenfranklin6122 3 роки тому +1

      Hell yeah!

    • @studyguy.7660
      @studyguy.7660 3 роки тому +2

      Amen to that!

    • @berd2485
      @berd2485 2 роки тому

      be a better president or retire

    • @skinniemcfats5292
      @skinniemcfats5292 2 роки тому +1

      All you morons who bought into the lies from left wing shills like John Oliver are partly responsible for the 13 servicemen and hundreds of others who have been cut down this past week in Afghanistan. At least you dont have to deal with 'mean tweets' anymore. Shame on all of you.

    • @Jess-pe8bq
      @Jess-pe8bq 2 роки тому +2

      For how long though? How long until the status quo presidents are voted out and replaced with Trump or worse?

  • @Eliphas_Leary
    @Eliphas_Leary 6 років тому +582

    That old cowboy might one day be our last hope.

    • @tobiasgund8048
      @tobiasgund8048 6 років тому +13

      Eliphas Leary I am so glad not to be American, but I feel sorry for the US having a president that makes every other country joke about the USA.

    • @marymccabe2728
      @marymccabe2728 6 років тому +9

      Really? Why because you probably bash the media, call it fake news but believe all the crap that Breibart and fox spews about Hillary .

    • @jerkchickenblog
      @jerkchickenblog 6 років тому

      Eliphas Leary a true American hero, real as Ronald Reagan... Real-er maybe

    • @jed7202
      @jed7202 6 років тому

      I think he already is...

    • @elbadilan462
      @elbadilan462 6 років тому

      Eliphas Leary or our president

  • @Geospasmic
    @Geospasmic 6 років тому +588

    Not only would an iPhone give better speeches, it would have access to accurate information.

    • @malikcharles8857
      @malikcharles8857 6 років тому +1

      Geospasmic Hello! My name is Malik Charles and im really just tryna get support for my music! I write music about Love,pain and life..please take a listen ua-cam.com/video/JXZgl62f0dA/v-deo.html

    • @albertoguardado7938
      @albertoguardado7938 6 років тому +9

      Geospasmic DAYUUMM!😂😂😂😂

    • @Swnsasy
      @Swnsasy 6 років тому +2

      Geospasmic haha, boom!!

    • @SupermassiveGaming
      @SupermassiveGaming 6 років тому +13

      Trump has access to accurate information, he just doesn't give a shit.

    • @raynalldoprime
      @raynalldoprime 6 років тому +4

      NET NEUTRALITY IS IN DANGER AGAIN YOU HAVE 3 DAYS BEFORE IT START THE REPEALING FINAL VOTE, PPL IN US GATHER UP AND STAND UP FOR YOUR FREEDOM IN INTERNET. FIGHT BACK THE INJUSTICE , THIS IS NOT A JOKE . IM AN OUTSIDER BUT I CAN ONLY REMIND YOU THIS IN 3 DAYS YOUR INTERNET WILL NOT BE NEUTRAL ANYMORE. DONT LET CORP TAKES OVER WHAT YOU WANT, IM SORRY FOR THE SPAM BUT ITS FOR A REMINDER OF A PROBLEM THAT HAVE YET SETTLE
      IF THIS FAIL YOUR INTERNET FREE ACCESS WILL BE GONE FOR GOOD

  • @Aviator43
    @Aviator43 3 роки тому +51

    It's over. The Presidency is over. We finally made it

    • @Kradmelder_Marc_Sellmann
      @Kradmelder_Marc_Sellmann 3 роки тому +5

      Don't cheer that so early. I think, there are an awful lot of people, who would vote for hin im 2024 again.
      You all should do something about that, orherwise this orange clown will return in four years.

    • @jayannakelley9051
      @jayannakelley9051 2 роки тому +1

      Update: June 2021 He’s still exhausting us with his ridiculous claim that he ‘won’ & will be ‘reinstated’ in August.
      Good god, he & his cult never stop.

    • @somethingelse4424
      @somethingelse4424 2 роки тому +3

      The Commander in Chief presided over a rally at Capitol that resulted in a riot that came close to abducting and possibly killing members of Congress, in order to prevent his successor from taking office. Whether or not he "incited" it, he was there as the Commander of the armed forces and executive branch, and did absolutely nothing to stop it. He was derelict in his duty, and failed to intervene... That's the most generous interpretation of events for Trump. An entirely reasonable interpretation would be that he wanted it to happen, and actively encouraged it up until the moment it became untenable. Ignoring every event between 2016 and December 2020, this incident is enough to disqualify him in perpetuity from holding any public office. Inexcusable. The Republican party made it clear that they are pathetic and spineless after continuing to support Trump after January 6th 2021.

    • @littlejerryseinfeld4168
      @littlejerryseinfeld4168 3 місяці тому +1

      2024 calling : we didnt make it yet

  • @shannontobin7825
    @shannontobin7825 Місяць тому +3

    3:30 ok but why does this just sound like someone letting their iPhone auto-choose their next word
    4:25 oh his writers beat me to it :)

  • @francescapatti2934
    @francescapatti2934 3 роки тому +63

    I love the cowboy I just love him so much I can't even express it in words. I just think he should be in every commercial ever.

  • @epithet052
    @epithet052 6 років тому +591

    Even though I'm not American this is depressing to watch.

    • @derrickcox7761
      @derrickcox7761 5 років тому +7

      Because John Oliver IS depressing. Confusing dark misinterpretation with critical thinking skills. Very duncy and bitter guy.

    • @kristianchristensen4153
      @kristianchristensen4153 5 років тому +63

      Get a life, Derrick.

    • @derrickcox7761
      @derrickcox7761 5 років тому +1

      Mary S. Because she is in porn? Good description of porn though.

    • @kristianchristensen4153
      @kristianchristensen4153 5 років тому +14

      Maybe Trump should have studied basic economics instead of fucking pornstars! And maybe she got a pretty decent sum of money for fucking Jabba The Potus..

    • @lisaf335
      @lisaf335 5 років тому +20

      It’s even more depressing living here in the states.

  • @drumsticksusa
    @drumsticksusa 3 роки тому +27

    This show was in 2017. In 2021, it's important to see how accurately John Oliver described the main techniques of Trumpism, warning they could get worse, when, with hindsight now, we can see how far Trumpism went (1/6/2021, DC), with exactly the lasting damage Oliver said would happen.

  • @KillerVixen
    @KillerVixen Рік тому +2

    "It's like your dog avoiding questions by doing taxes!"
    Or like Trump, doing his taxes.

  • @thetonywang
    @thetonywang 6 років тому +170

    When pressed 13:43 to explain his comments about President Obama being "sick and bad", Trump flat out refused like a kid...it's funny and sad to watch that this is our President of the United States.

    • @Lathander81
      @Lathander81 6 років тому +11

      At this point its not funny to me anymore...literally anyone in the comment section could be the next president at this rate.

    • @antiMatterDynamit
      @antiMatterDynamit 6 років тому

      Tony Wang congratz you can hear words then type them out... would you at least change SOME words when you just copy what was said?

    • @olivapope9617
      @olivapope9617 6 років тому +3

      vick3d no. They are saying, that any internet troll is now good enough to be president because of the lower standards made by Trump.

    • @AlwaysANemesis
      @AlwaysANemesis 6 років тому +1

      Funnily enough, telling your kids they could grow up to be president is pretty fucking viable at this stage; what with how much has happened, I wouldn't be surprised if an actual toddler ran for president and won.

  • @corshani
    @corshani 4 роки тому +487

    look at him shuffling papers, pretending he can read.

    • @theemirofjaffa2266
      @theemirofjaffa2266 4 роки тому

      Ofcourse he can. How would he have become president if he couldn't? 🤣😂😅

    • @Ender-hm1dh
      @Ender-hm1dh 4 роки тому +29

      The Emir of Jaffa I cant tell if you get the joke or don’t.

    • @infernus42254
      @infernus42254 3 роки тому

      Fucking Genius.

    • @thatsabingo6695
      @thatsabingo6695 3 роки тому +3

      “Of course I can read, I’m a master of reading. Some of my very closest friends are experts in reading and their many levels of reading. So don’t take my word word for it, ask anyone and they’ll reply that Donald Trump is the best reader in America, perhaps the best reader of any president.”

    • @HenryColeHawkins
      @HenryColeHawkins 3 роки тому

      @@theemirofjaffa2266 ua-cam.com/video/FAKEQfsgN_0/v-deo.html

  • @JeremyAdlerReacts
    @JeremyAdlerReacts 3 роки тому +1

    3:30 reminds me of the "Have you ever had a dream... that... you ... you wanted... that you -- um -- you had..." kid 😂😂😂

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 3 роки тому +5

    Who’s here after watching the Capital Hill Riots and the 2nd Impeachment?