Rudy Giuliani: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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- Опубліковано 16 тра 2024
- Rudy Giuliani is new to Trump’s legal team, but not to public controversy. John Oliver examines his turbulent record as a lawyer, a politician, and an enemy to ferrets.
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“A noun, a verb, and 9/11”
Probably Biden’s best political insult of all time! A genuine all timer!
As if he came up with it
@@ggthewhaledon’t watch any movies bud.
@@ggthewhale The delivery was still on point
I wish he did more insults while in the White House
Also his most coherent statement in 25 years
"- which is weird for Trump, because Ivanka is in his family, and which is weird for Guliani because she isn't."
Jesus John, that burn. 😂
Slightly undercut by the fact that Donald ABSOLUTELY fucked Ivanka
강준하 ㄹㅇ
@@hunterzolomon119 omg that was unexpected😆
강준하 😂😂
John Oliver Savage 360 no scope
I feel like this comment section is just going to become "who's here after Giuliani's [insert latest public gaffe or meltdown]..."
@Joseph Fernando smh. guiliani will go down in history in flames along with chump. everything chump touches dies. i honestly hope we never have to hear from any of this administration ever again except in your comments made into a book of all their mistakes and failures.
Wishing you and your loved ones a safe and Happy Thanksgiving dear 🦃🇺🇸💙
You say that, I'm here because it's Wednesday :P
Incited an attempted coup? Yeah...
Being sued for 1.3 billion dollah?
--Dave, here i am!
Saying the attempted coup was because of Game of Thrones which is a documentary about "fictitious England"? Present!
Who’s here after the Four Seasons Landscaping press conference?
Yo.
correction: it’s Four Seasons *Total* Landscaping lol
Yes🤣👍 When I think of Rudy Giuliani (brrrrr😳) I always see him as that creepy guy next to Dracula...Renfield 😂
I came here because ALLL THE NETWOOOOOORRKS didn't air this episode
You mean "the funniest thing that has ever happened"?
borat: "STOP SHE'S 15! SHE'S TOO OLD FOR YOU!"
While i think Giuliani may likely not be aware Maria was playing a character who is 15 years old, inviting a news reporter (who agreeded to an interview) to an isolate hotel room and giving her his number is highly sus
@@molotera8789 okay
I thought he was actually acting, then found out he was not! Ugggh
Giuliani: she isst not so young uunder Transylvanian law, blah!
I'm surprised he didn't have hair dye melting down the side of his face.
Every time John Oliver buys a URL, an angel gets its wings.
MythicTyrant
Not enough angels have wings.
Sir, if I should accomplish this mission, might I perhaps win my wings? I've been waiting for over 200 years now, certain people are beginning to talk.
Oh shit
he should have played this video instead ua-cam.com/video/MBKu9OJ8Ltk/v-deo.html
MythicTyrant LOLOL
Giuliani’s family no longer stand with him, after years of terrible behaviour. Enough to make his cousin divorce him.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Except for his son, Andrew, who stands by Rudy. He's basically Rudy's Don Jr.
To be fair, he left his cousin... for his other cousin... 🤮
Brilliant 🤣👏👏👏👏
roody is a lying POS.
I appreciate John Oliver's team's ceaseless dedication to buying any and all possible URLs in existence
And it's still up there.
@@douglasbabb1725 yup
That’s the real dedication to the but
For the cause... of ferret fucking.
Anyone back here after Giuliani inevitably getting busted by Sacha Baron Cohen?
yep
that scene was one of the creepiest thing I've ever seen on TV ngl
Just watched it yesterday, oof
I was looking for exactly this comment, mate. 🤣
Yup. Just surprising since Maria Bakalova isn't related to him.
This aged so well.
Especially Guliani's comments about going after Trump's children being morally reprehensible.
My thoughts exactly XD
"He is now the public face of Trump's legal team and who knows what is ganna come of that. Maybe he brings Trump down through sheer incompetence," BINGO, you can stop right there, first guess was right John.
@@arcticserpent
No wonder he keeps winning Emmys :P
Like fine wine.. Truly.
It’s amazing to think they had all this material on Giuliani before the melting hair dye, the landscaping business, and just everything else.
The guy really has no shame at all
Absolute F**king legend.
Not to mention the mugshot.
Who’s here after Rudy’s hair started melting?
Like a scene out of 5th element
Meeeeeeeeeee
Are you sure it was his hair that was melting????
Lol thats all the toxic bile leaking out.
Ayo!
The most interesting part of all of this is, at least to me, if you grew up in New York, you knew that Guliani was always a slime ball. After 9/11 happened the REST of the US praised him but everyone in the outer boroughs knew him for what he was. Which is WHY the trump presidency comes as a shock to New Yorkers still, because we've dealt WITH trump and his insanity for an enormous amount of time, and to see him be elected president because people believed he had morals and that he would change the US for the better was laughable because people only knew trump as a man on TV while we knew him as a racist bankrupt idiot who did anything for attention. And well, look at where we are now.
The Modern Investor Yeah but why did you NY elect him as mayor then?
Sounds a bit like Hillary, no one seemed to like her until she ran vs Trump.
Moving on is a little bit hard with Trump. And seeing how he is, it's still baffling how he got elected.
It's a little bit like the Nazis. Afterwards you wonder how those people got in power in 1933 when it should have been so obvious how bad they are.
My thought exactly. I ain't been in NY for almost 20 years so it's all pretty foreign to me but, why was this guy ever elected? Can't be anymore weird than Trump as president, so I'm not accusing as much as I am curious.
[ Worst *President in U.S. HISTORY ] will be trump’s legacy.
"...which is weird for Trump, because Ivanka is in his family, and is weird for Guiliani, because she isn't"
GOLD!!!
Palaiologos Alexopoulos that line was the best!
DIAMOND!
John Oliver's material is great because it ages so well. I can watch anything he has posted, even from years ago, and it still applies to today. Not only that but he talks about th entirety of the thing; the history, the present and the possible future of it, on top of that, he is just BRILLIANTLY funny. Great stuff.
True, but I also think it's what makes it so depressing sometimes. Watching a documentary piece from 6 or 7 years ago and feeling like the only difference time made is the colour of John Oliver's hair loudly underlines the inaction of those responsible of the issues at hand.
@@adelieconan-nguyen5448 Here we are, four years later, still watching :) I tend to cycle through these playlists every year or so.
@@adelieconan-nguyen5448 sammmmmmeeeee. I love John and watch all his old videos, but it definitely is sad sometimes, not only with hair 😂, but with all the eerie takes he talks about. He makes great takes and points on the world, but it definitely makes you said seeing all the deep dives into things that you didn't even know about cuz you realize each time, that the world continues to be a terrible place that itgetting worse. But again, the way John gives us the news definitely makes it more palatable
Exactly right!
It is a little depressing though, because the fact that segments from years ago are still very relevant shows how little we’ve done to fix any of the problems he’s talked about
The video that gave the world the deathless phrase “cuz-nuzzler.” God bless.
the Ivanka joke towards he end was 1 of the greatest from Mr. Oliver. a double touché
The burn was so hot, even I could feel it. And I'm in europe
István Sipos Oh yes !! It was meticulously put
together, and delivered by a pro.
That's beautiful, in more ways than one. Both an accurate representation of the heat of that hellfire zing, and the combined satisfaction and disappointment of the fact that people in Europe are experiencing, semi-ironically, disappointment *and* a twisted satisfaction from our absurd state of affairs.
Laugh, it's the best we can do. We got our own concern and laughs about some of the BS going down in some European countries, only to outdo them all with the Trump embarrassment. Good thing is the world seems to be getting smaller. Bad thing is we have incompetent idiots as the main reason why lately.
We just feel similar pain.
JO worked this routine like a BOSS! He spent 15 minutes building that punchline, slowly setting us up for it, poppin' punk pepper ("cuzznuzzler" and "Guiliani Partners" deserve immediate entry into The Urban Dictionary) and slingin' sick burns across the interwebs. Then when the right time came, he just let go and bitch-slapped two of the planet's biggest assholes into low lunar orbit.
Now and forever, Rudy will be associated with incest and ferrets...priceless!
Best 'Comic Monologue of the Year' and 'BurnOTY' so far, IMHO.
Pogue Mahone Cuzznuzzler is definitely part of my vocabulary now.
"Men are disposable"--Rudy Giuliani
Then so are you.
Armaan no you can't replace that joke
Honestly if Giuliani was just converted into a bunch of disposable diappers, I would not complain
@@shninky513
Yes, I can replace that joke, thanks.
...Does he really count as a man, though? I mean, he is male, and he is quite disposable, but...
I think what he meant is that young men are disposable, there's no way he could have spoken without thinking about the implications of his words! /s
"then candidate, Joe Biden..."
me watching this the day before Biden is sworn in as President: :)
Me watching it while Biden is president
Yes.
Yep
*H A*
June 2021 here😂
The number of incidents in the last 2 years that have had people leaving "Who's here after Rudy ______?" comments is incredible.
I love that 90% of this shows budget goes on to buying websites to spite people.
Dipali клевый (cool in Russian)
It's acutally fairly cheap to register domain names, in terms of a budget cost. At worst it's maybe $12 or less per year.
It's certainly cheaper than wax presidents.
Gotta use that Dragon money for something.
It's all that 'seed faith' money his Church of the Perpetual Exemption got! Praise the lord.
Anybody asked Jared how the view is from under that bus?
The Trusty Sidekick I think his view is dark
The Trusty Sidekick only if he ever spoke to even ask!
The Trusty Sidekick
It's getting pretty crowded under that bus.
Drasadex true that!
The Trusty Sidekick there has been instances where Ivanka was witness and party to some of Trump’s corrupt deals, she might go to jail along with Jared.
Who is back here because of Rudy doing a press conference at Four Season Landscaping, next to the p*o*r*n store and a crematorium?
Who’s here after Rudy’s hair started melting?
Who's here?
Without thinking about it meaning cremation, a crematorium sounds like a porn store lol.
Who's here after he farted at a hearing *twice*
Where else was he going to hold a press conference?
This video deserves an update. You CANNOT miss the chance to include 2 things: Borat and Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
Now I'm curious about how many websites are owned by John Oliver. XD
Answer: a lot. gofccyourself.com was a quicklink for his net neutrality video
HBO Accountants must hate the number of bills that come in for all these sites
I know, my god that shit was funny!!
Zeroooooo
Thanks for your work!! Why oh Why do right-wingers (Trumplings) still believe everything said by these people? If a Dem lied so much, I'd want the person out of office, regardless of the danger of getting a GOP replacement. But for Trumpions, their belief totally rejects the truth.
So essentially his campaign was like that family guy episode where Lois ran for mayor by just saying 9/11
Stefan Sharak eyyy I remember that. It’s actually a frighteningly accurate parody.
Stefan Sharak pretty sure that was a parody of Giuliani
I was like 12-13 when that episode came out and only realized after watching this that it was a hilarious and accurate parody of his campaign lol
Stefan Sharak 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Parodies have to reflect reality in some way, or else they aren't parody.
Quite possibly my favorite thing about Oliver and this show is how he takes a look at both the good and the bad. Mentioning how he was rightly celebrated for his part in the recovery during 911 but making it clear Guiliani was always pretty wacky. It's eye-opening sometimes how he does this every week.
Who's back here after Four Seasons Total Landscaping?
I'm here after "trial by combat".
"One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, 9/11".
Somebody needs to make this a real book.
Let’s buy the URL
LOL
Jesse Ventura already wrote that book. They Killed Our President! Oh, how I wish he waa our current POTUS 😢
John would be that somebody
I have yet to buy Marlon bundo tho ...ugh
My absolute favorite LWT joke
"There's only three things he mentions in a sentence: a noun, a verb, and 9/11"
Lmao
And that quote came from a future president.
And war criminal
@@ezefinkielman4672 they're all war criminals Everyone one of em
Rare based joe
This line reads like a card against humanity card
I'd sure love to hear your updated thoughts on Rudy, now that he's no longer allowed to practice law. 🤣😅😆😂 You _could_ do an entire miniseries, or even a musical, on the guy. _Hint, hint..._
Boy do we need an update of this
Someone please make a compilation of every time he buys a URL. Please.
Also make a compilation of every time he says "...but the point is.."
I just want to see a compilation of him saying the F-word.
carultch You want a 10-hour compilation then?
Just HAD to check, and all 3 sites ARE in fact what he says they are. Neat.
This is a new level of trolling. Enough to count it as the eleventh art.
It's John Oliver... Was there really any doubt?
I mean, his metadata didn't contain "British nerd", "Brit dork", "news goof", OR "birdy fact funny man", so... yes?
damn dragon money
+Black Snow
you are VASTLY overestimating how much it costs to register a domain name and put up a 5 second video on a web page.
13:09
*The ferrets are still there today my god that is unreal stamina.*
About the first marriage to his second cousin thing--Rudy knew full well about it when they were getting married. Both of 'em did. Both their immediate families knew about it. Their extended family knew about it.
Source: the second cousin in question is my father's cousin, who my mother keeps in contact with. She's very nice. Deserves a lot better than Rudolph lol
Okay now I’m curious, if they both knew about it before getting married why did they decide to get married? Did they not initially know when they started dating each other? I just have so many questions.
“Maybe he brings Trump down through sheer incompetence?” -John Oliver
2019: Impeachment Time!
2021 Headline: Trump Exposed, Warren President
@INERT Wasn't Bill Clinton impeached 20 years ago?
INERT your correct Democrats don’t do the things trump does
@INERT no one thinks that obama will come back
I'm sorry, but shear incompetence is being dumb with a big pair of scissors, sheer incompetence is being really dumb. I just wanted to point that out because it's sort of funny
The ferret video is still up.
I checked for you
I know what I am doing today Thank you for your service! Now off to see some ferrets.
Look up" richard whitley ferret" it happend live on yorkshire television
Thanks homie, I'm supposed to work today but I think we all know what's up.
John Oliver is hilarious and absolutely unique. Thanks for having his back, HBO, and giving us these free spots on UA-cam. My total favourite. 😂
And than there was Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
John Oliver could make the World Ending seem like a fun time! Love This Guy! Cheers All
He already made an End of the World video, and yes, it would be a fun time.
You mean the world isn't ending? I thought every week he was just keeping us updated on all the events leading to the end.
The Stuport I love everything about this lol
I feel fine
World Ending? Already done. :-)
ua-cam.com/video/UC_gXD5OE88/v-deo.html
God bless John Oliver (and his team) because as a lifelong New Yorker, I am so tired of people telling me how great Giuliani was. Yes, he handled 9/11 well, but that was it, prior to 9/11 the city hated him. He's like the school bully who wins the big game... yes he won the big game but that doesn't mean he isn't a bully.
As a non New Yorker, i never did get the sudden shift in opinion on him. He was a known sleazeball/incompetent/etc-all ...suddenly 9/11 happens and he is great? *shrug*.
tonya westberry , he had the emergency communication arrays on the world trade center.
Tonya you are right! You took the words out of my mouth. He could rely on a well-oiled machine, because everyone knew what to do. His doings are greatly overestimated.
Actually the most ridiculous thing in this video was that clip of Tucker Carlson hosting a show on MSNBC.
14:50 "What's going to happen to him?"
He's going to hold a press conference at four seasons total landscaping, which is between an adult toy store and a crematorium
And a prison with quite the local reputation.
After finding out what kind of person James woods is. He was actually perfectly cast as Rudy.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!
Goddammit. And he was such a good voice actor, too.
@@Dreigonix He also a vampire killer don't forget that.
Ooh a piece of candy
Totally a jackass!
For anyone who's interested btw, a "second cousin" means the child of your parent's cousin. So there is NO way they didn't know. Because even if THEY didn't, unless there was an epidemic of familial deaths, someone would've pointed out the relation....
Oh it's so funny, that you two are in love! Don't I know you from family gatherings?
"child of your parent's cousin"
in other words: their grandparents were siblings
@@olotocolo Yeah exactly.
@09mrmarshall It’s one thing to maybe not know of a second cousin, but being in a long-term relationship with them and never figuring it out? Ever? They were never ever at the same family gathering as a couple and recognized the same people?
@09mrmarshall also there’s nothing to suggest that Giuliani had that many second cousins that he didn’t know all of them
So one could say when Giuliani was running for president he lost all the States. Wow! All the States!
The URL still works! You’re amazing guys
John Oliver, you're a national treasure, and we'll never let England take you away from us.
Nah, his scriptwriters are the treasure dude. There's a reason there's no compilation of his early tv appearences over here, and he was on a fair number of panel shows given he wasn't particularly funny
Props to the Writers as usual y'all on point! Great delivery Mr. Oliver
Red Fighter why not?
Legit less than 5% of people in the UK have heard his name
@@charliedring4092 I am happy to be part of that 5%
"Maybe he brings Trump down through sheer incompetence..."
Are you some type of prophet John Oliver??
Yes he did but the Republicans were actively covering it up.
TryppTrapp ur funny 😄
@Bunker Boy for cuffs Which uh. Makes it more concerning considering everything he has to gain from that.
No, he’s the mega reverend of our land of perpetual exemption! Edit: wait no, I just either remembered it was Prophet or (re)realized what prophet means, but yes he is also a prophet! Edit 2: Added a exclamation mark to the first edit
Rudy is a good example of how you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain 👀💀
Yes. Kinda reminds me of Charles Lindbergh, another shady character that we crowned as our beloved All-American hero before anyone was willing to examine his personal history. Just one decade after his historic airplane flight, Lindbergh was implicitly defending the Nazis, in public, over and over again, as part of his “America First” campaign (sound familiar? 😒). He also turned out to be a devout eugenicist, a raving racist, a very unfaithful husband, and just an all-around awful person. As with Giuliani, we could have *known* he was an awful man if we had just looked into his past actions before we bestowed so much praise on him. But we didn’t - for either of those men. In fact, Lindbergh and Giuliani were both named Time Magazine Person of the Year (1927 for Lindy, 2001 for Rudy).
Rudy was a villain from the start.
Makes you wonder why anyone wants to run for office anymore. How many people could have their entire life picked apart and scrutinized and come out unscathed? You'd have to literally have no shame whatsoever. I guess that's why we have Donald Trump and the rest of them are 75+ years old.
Anyone back here after the Hair Dye Press Conference Debacle.
I'm here after the part where he blew his nose into a handkerchief and proceeded to wipe it, snot-side out, all over his face.
Yes, that was beautiful.
@@multitudeofidols oh god!
What is it with creepy, oily old men speaking of Ivanka
with such reverence ?. She must feel the OPPOSITE of flattered.
aristotle736 she fine af though. But yeah it's disturbing. Especially when one of those men is her father.
At least it's not her dad, this time.
Hediyeh B I find that very doubtable. I mean, trump being able to say voluptuous is something I can’t believe
@@LestatandBerial lol ...he would say "voluminous" instead ...that dumb *&(*7
@@antonbrakhage490 Just imagining having Trump as my father makes me want to hurl. Her childhood must have been so toxic.
"...a noun, a verb and 911..." lol
Aged perfectly.
It’s crazy because at this point, you could make an entire 22 minute episode about the things Giuliani did just in November of 2020. He is insane.
Came here just to remind you that Guiliani is what climbs out of your sink when you don't clean it for a week
"weird for Giuliani because she isn't" damn that burn! 14:36
"A noun, a verb, and 9/11"... I'M DEAD" 😂🤣😂
One of my favorite jokes from family guy.
English Translation: "You're lying and crazy!"
Italian: "Rudy Giuliani!"
“And in 2020 he’ll be in the second borat movie”
@jarvis Lycome she is not actually a minor and she was an actor, it was a set up
@jarvis Lycome true, I don't think they actually told him she was 15 though it's just established she's supposed to be in the film. Plus they were drinking and she's supposed to be a reporter so that would be weird. Regardless he is a CREEP
@Sharon Cinna yeah I said she was an adult, I'm already aware?
It’s also Borat 2...so, you know it’s already a pretty low bar. Giuliani being “punk’d” by a actress playing a Republican Lolita reporter was in some way a joke in that movie - a joke without a point, despite being seen as some political statements by Cohen’s movie. Was this scene not a thing in that movie, no one would care about Borat’s second movie.
@@aztn19 Dude the original Borat was extremely popular, the sequel would have already gotten loads of attention
So someone married their cousin and tried to say they didn’t know before they got married? And this guy is supposed to be an attorney? Lmfaoooo
Second cousin. 1/32 related. It's legal, biologically unproblematic, and all in all perfectly fine. Do you know all of your second cousins? Do you feel very related to them?
@LaLiLuLeLo right, my family is close and I grew up with a lot of my second cousins. It's still family and too close for comfort.
@LaLiLuLeLo So what about 3rd cousins? 4th? The line must be somewhere, and cultures differ on where they put it, but most non-puritan cultures consider second cousins marriageable.
Biologically, there are no issues, and societies with cultural objections are in the minority. Even first cousin marriages aren't generally banned (cultures which historically do often refer to first cousins as siblings to make linguistically clear whom you can't marry), and second cousin marriages often aren't even on the radar.
Of course, if you grew up with your second cousins, that's a different factor which can make it icky, but most people don't, and most people don't check their respective lists of great-grandparents for overlap before getting intimate.
@@AGH331 I know most of my second cousins, but I don't feel that related to them. I agree that it's more of a social stigma.
I actually agree...i hate Giuliani but like come on yeah this is a second cousin dude i know literally like 3 of my second cousins.
the fact that tucker carlson being shown is not the main point of a clip is astounding. those ferrets are extraordinary
About a year away from the heated 2024 election and the URL still goes to a ferret giving the finger. I love it!
"Cousnuzzler" My new favorite term.
love it. lol
Hey James Black, thanks so much for the spelling lesson---thought the term was fabulous no matter how white I am, and how you spell it. ;-)
Hey Skrooge Lantay: thanks muchly for the spelling tip--sweetie. ;-)
As mayor he was an anti-porn crusader. Now he's defending Trump paying off Stormy Daniels.
Porn again Christian...
Principal Vernon 😂👍🏾
David Harrison: Rudy was trying to take work away from pornstars so they would flood the hooker/escort market to drop prices for himself
What he was anti-porn too? Can I hate this man more?
He was anti Sale-of-porn-and-peepshows-and-prostitution that made Times Square a hotspot for robbing men who would not want the police telling their wives where they'd been.
To this day, the “noun and a verb and 9/11” line is maybe the best thing Biden’s ever said. It’s up there with “at least three.”
I wanted to check on those websites, so I did, and yes, they're still up and working exactly as they're supposed to. Just a quick PSA :)
John Oliver: "If you're wondering what happened to Rudy Giuliani...."
Me: "Nothing, he's always been this..."
"John Oliver: "Nothing, he's always been this way"
-_-
so Trump and Giuliani both like keeping it in the family, eh? everything's suddenly starting to make more sense.
Modern conservatives are often the degenerates that believe everyone else is just like them.
Now I understand what the Anthrax song 'Keep it in the Family' really meant...
Rick C you could say the same thing about liberals and it would be just as true.
Do you even know what a second cousin is?
David Umstattd someone you should never date lol
"Men are disposable" - see, patriarchy *is* bad for us, too, fellas.
And capitalism.
is this irony? Because there si no patriarchy where high ranking goverment official says some woman is way more important than man, and men in general are disposable.
@@olotocolo No, it is not irony: patriarchy is not about the best interests of men on the whole. It is about the best interests of the men in the ruling elite, who are happy to use the rest of us men as their cannon fodder.
@@olotocolo On second thought: I suppose I could have said that it's right-wing gender roles that are bad for us fellas, too.
I'm late to this party but I'd like to say for the record that I'm a feminist and I've never met a man (never) that I consider disposable. What a horrible thing to say about a human being.
I feel like a high percentage of this shows budget just goes to buying random web domains
I’m willing to bet more goes toward his stunts, like making a 600 square foot world record breaking marble cake, doing a musical number in Times Square dedicated to telling a coal exec to eat shit, and more recently paying TV stations to promote a pseudoscience nazi-era fuck blanket.
(Episodes are Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov, SLAPP Suits, and Sponsored Content respectively)
Who came here after borat?
What’s Borat?
@@ventii_kun Where's an irony emoji when you need one...
😎
I ONLY HIRE THE BEST PEOPLE
BELIEVE ME
YUGE WINS. YUGE.
he is right , the force will be balanced, like how vader throw palpatine down the tubes.......
*FROM THE TOP, TO THE BOTTOM! FROM THE MIDDLE, TO THE SIDE!*
ROFLOL .
"This excessive concern with little weasels." Foreshadowing is fun!🤣🤣🤣
Time for a follow-up
As someone who had 3 ferrets, I really don't know, what Rudy and John have against them. They're fluffy devils that are as much work as kids but are considerably nicer since you can put them in cages when you have enough. lol
You mean you don't put kids in cages? Eleanor Roosevelt did.
I would not have sought out a ferret, but my sister moved to CA and you aren't supposed to bring them into the state (something about protecting the wild Black Footed Ferret) - so Steve lives with me....he's hilarious, 2 second attention span and he sleeps 16 hours a day. My cat isn't fond of him and it's obvious that Steve doesn't understand why.
So, bottom line- they are funny but don't leave small items laying around or they will take them.
( Clean their cages frequently so that it doesn't smell bad)
You should play the clip when Giuliani spoke at the Republican convention. It was unhinged Really bizarre
This aged like fine wine. 🍾
When are we getting a part 2?
If you go to a family reunion to pickup women, you just might be a Giuliani.
Holy shit! JEFF FOXWORTHY! So this is where you've been hiding.
Trump and Giuliani are definitely doing their best to make incest great again. #MIGA
What if you're just carpooling?
To be fair expert studies have shown that cousins having sex/having children is no more likely to produce genetic defects than two strangers doing it. That is provided the pairing only happens ONCE. When you get cousins/ Family members breeding together over and over again like in THAT"s when you the kind of screwed-up inbreeding you would often see in the royal family of Europe.
I still find it kind of creepy (no doubt to the cultural norms in which I was raised) but to each their own.
That being said, it should be pointed out that cousin incest differs from brother-sister incest and/or parent/child incest. This kind of incest has a MUCH HIGHER risk of causing genetic defects in children.
I can probably google some links to studies if anybody is interested.
OMG.............he is joking. And just look at the European royality
Ok but Rudy Giuliani definitely imagined the James Wood scene being how his interview on Borat would go 😂😭
ALL THE NETWORKS, ALL THE NETWORKS!!!
"(. . .) this memorable line from then candidate Joe Biden (. . .)"
That aged well.
Who else is back here after the whole expose with Borat
Giuliani is the best new character on this season of the Sopranos.
I just started rewatching the sopranos, still holds up.
Don't you mean house of tards?
He's not as good as The Mooch in Season 1.
After Borat 2 this aged SO well lol
Watching this now is refreshing, especially after the 4 Seasons Landscaping fiasco
In all seriousness, though, this cult of personality among republicans (even well-meaning, intelligent ones) surrounding Ivanka is getting a little gross. She's not a humanitarian, she's not a politician, she's not an educator, or a philanthropist. At best, she's intelligent and pretty. There are a freakishly high number of powerful, old white dudes fixating on her as some weird messiah figure in the Trump era, despite not being able to tell me or anybody else a single meaningful quality she has to be deserving of that fixation.
I'd stop thinking it was weird if somebody could tell me a single objectively beneficial quality she has in respect to the American people that makes her such a popular talking point for newscasters and politicians.
I don't like Dems or Reps, but the first saved my life, but not thru any recent legislation or campaign.
Probably because she's white and "very stepford wife" like. She's their ultimate fantasy. There is nothing to her underneath the surface. Even in her "most candid" interviews she's very rehearsed and unnatural. Like she memorized a script. It is weird. You are right to think that.
I guess, it should absolutely be enough that she's pretty (at least for the fans of aged plastic). What do you want more for a First Lady, the most ridiculous title on earth?
Long blonde hair.
I think that's simply an aspect of old white dudes? They just uncontrollably fixate on young, pretty, intelligent women by default.
Lemme count how many old white dudes in influencial positions eyed me... lesse, one guy who obsessively loved my mom and wanted me as his daughter (I read his diary (journal? Planner?). The number of writings to that end was unsettling), another guy with the same pursuits, _another_ guy like that, and one guy who was just a bit too cuddly.
That's off the top of my head, and only those that creepily eyed me. I'm sure my mom got a whole lot more.
Plus side: you learn to be assertive.
A noun, a verb, and 9-11. LOL
John Oliver never gets old.
Well, credit for that actually does have to go to Biden.
Anyone back here after Giuliani's press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping?
Who's here after his legal license was suspended?
Who’s here after the impeachment inquiry!
I'm waiting for stupid Watergate III
I thought this was today's episode...
Me!
How did that go?
Yep, can't stop watching the train wreck that is this administration and it's toadies!
Trolling level: Expert
XD XD XD XD AWESOME.
Strigidae Strigiformes these levels of cringes should not be humanly possible.
Overclock Mixes // Music Mixes And yet, John Oliver makes it look so easy.
Hi John, please do another Rudy one soon...cant wait to laugh my head off again!
thank God (ours, not theirs) for the sane, smart, honest, perceptive, virtuous, honourable, patriotic, distinguished, genuine, unpretentious, modest, calm/cool/collected, revered Rudy-thetruthteller.
The US (and the whole world) are so much better just because Rudy is here (for us, not them).
I just have to say it again, I can’t thank you enough sir for everything. You are so very very special.
“Men are disposable.” That’s quite consistent with Giuliani’s overall philosophy, except it leaves out women and children, which, to judge from his three marriages, are also disposable to Rudy. He’s the guy who told his (second) wife he was divorcing her via press conference.
Remember, it's only a "fine" woman that's worth keeping.
tRump would tell Melania on Twitter.
Yes, before we get too focused on the disposable male narrative, this really is in keeping with how he seems to think of most people because he isn't sexually attracted to them and they don't do anything for him.
Remember when he cross dressed for the cameras. Yup... he did that.
Normally to him it's black men who are disposable, at the hands of the NYPD.
"A noun, a verb, and 911."
Uncle Joe...
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Yeah, Joe is so nice. Especially his 94 crime bill.
This video is positively amazing to watch in November 2020
Thank god for John Oliver!