The Incredible Crash Dummies (NES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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    Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) episode 180: The Incredible Crash Dummies... or "Crash Test Dummies" if you prefer (not the 90s band). The game was published by LJN (on the NES) and was based on the cartoon, based on the public service announcements, based on the actual real-world crash test dummies that are used in car safety tests. This NES game was released in 1993 when the next gen systems were already in full swing. This game is for other systems too, like the SNES and Genesis, but The Nerd wanted to focus on the original Nintendo game by his least favorite game publisher.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @JamesNintendoNerd
    @JamesNintendoNerd  4 роки тому +1647

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  • @keithr3771
    @keithr3771 4 роки тому +6073

    Having 'Silver Surfer' on vinyl is probably the perfect midpoint between James the person and the Nerd character.

    • @KOTYAR0
      @KOTYAR0 4 роки тому +129

      Is it an OST of NES game? How would that even work?

    • @ConnorVide
      @ConnorVide 4 роки тому +305

      Krut Hawort he listens to it. It’s meant to be listened to

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 4 роки тому +244

      Even if the game leaves a lot to be desired, the soundtrack to it is legit kickass.

    • @JtheBurger
      @JtheBurger 4 роки тому +54

      One Doomed Spacemarine dude Silver Surfer is unironically one of my favorite NES games. Found about it from the nerd all those years ago and I used to play the shit out of it

    • @Crepuculum
      @Crepuculum 4 роки тому +16

      JtheBurger impressive 👏🙂

  • @TheFallofTheEleventh
    @TheFallofTheEleventh 4 роки тому +2581

    Parent: “so Timmy what toy would you like to get from the store?”
    Timmy: “I want *L U B E J O B”*

    • @crimsonstorm34
      @crimsonstorm34 4 роки тому +74

      You sir have won the youtube comment section for the day.

    • @zenkill24
      @zenkill24 4 роки тому +79

      The Dad in the back:Laughs

    • @enosunim
      @enosunim 4 роки тому +7

      So, it really sound strange, not only for russian? ))

    • @SymbioteVenom-f9i
      @SymbioteVenom-f9i 4 роки тому +9

      whats a lubejob

    • @inktouhou
      @inktouhou 4 роки тому +9

      Anthony Baldlumbo *Alternative* it's like a handjob but lubey

  • @DanielD.mp3
    @DanielD.mp3 4 роки тому +2636

    LJN reveals have to be the funniest recurring gag for me in anything ever.

    • @acfreak55
      @acfreak55 4 роки тому +55

      the Song made it perfect too

    • @KurtisC93
      @KurtisC93 4 роки тому +109

      AVGN at 6:33: _"Now, there's one thing about this game that you should probably know-and I bet you guessed already, because I've been holding my finger over this spot here for a reason. You know what's gonna happen: I'm gonna pull my finger away, there's gonna be some dramatic music, and... well... should I just do it?"_
      Me, paused at 6:51: Oh God, please let there be a rainbow at the end of this segment.
      ...Wait, no! _Don't_ let there be a rainbow! Please, God, no! Anything _but_ a rainbow! I'll even take an _EA_ over a rainbow!

    • @LegoLiam1803
      @LegoLiam1803 4 роки тому +53

      My favorite is the Christmas video where he unwraps the LJN console.

    • @theimortal1974
      @theimortal1974 4 роки тому +28

      @@LegoLiam1803 how bout the one ljn game that doesn't suck. IT DOESN'T SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @rainbowsandunicorns5762
      @rainbowsandunicorns5762 4 роки тому +8

      It would be like a r rated pissed off ryan toy reviews

  • @blazendary
    @blazendary 4 роки тому +1500

    Still my favorite series on UA-cam.

  • @superpaul79
    @superpaul79 4 роки тому +418

    Fun fact: before dummies, car manufacturers used cadavers.
    That would have made for some very interesting PSAs had dummies never been created.

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 4 роки тому +75

      The PSA's would've been even more cursed. Just imagine a noticeably dead person talking to you on tv about car safety...

    • @Samaritan16
      @Samaritan16 4 роки тому +30

      Not to mention the toy line

    • @Artimidorus
      @Artimidorus 4 роки тому +21

      @@naranciaisbestboi125 Just imagine the family who saw it.

    • @ameunier41
      @ameunier41 4 роки тому +18

      Mythbuster would have been even more great!

    • @morganmcgill3169
      @morganmcgill3169 4 роки тому +6

      Yes, that's pretty funny... ha ha haaaaaaaa! - the Joker -

  • @porkyminchasc1150
    @porkyminchasc1150 4 роки тому +531

    I grew up with the nerd, and I'm honestly surprised he's still doing it. I'm not gonna leave a long-ass note for you, but rock on James!

    • @WCHMN3
      @WCHMN3 4 роки тому +15

      How many times did you grow up? XD

    • @enakuen1
      @enakuen1 4 роки тому +7

      I grew up on MST3K, and AVGN gives me a similar feeling. But with more shit jokes.

    • @cadcTV
      @cadcTV 4 роки тому +2

      @@WCHMN3 LMFAO, thanks for that good laugh XDD

    • @michaelwilson5114
      @michaelwilson5114 4 роки тому +5

      @@enakuen1 Lol - why am I not surprised to find a fellow MSTie on here.

    • @hotsauwz
      @hotsauwz 4 роки тому +8

      Im currently growing up with him. Lets hope he will still do it in 10 years

  • @warlikebiscuit9113
    @warlikebiscuit9113 4 роки тому +1842

    Still can't believe he's been doing this almost 15 years now.

    • @Krakenborn654
      @Krakenborn654 4 роки тому +128

      He started in 2004 technically, so it's actually been 16 years

    • @warlikebiscuit9113
      @warlikebiscuit9113 4 роки тому +38

      @@Krakenborn654 really ? Could have sworn he started in 2006.

    • @channel5980
      @channel5980 4 роки тому +98

      @@warlikebiscuit9113 He uploaded the Simon's Quest video to UA-cam in 2006, but he originally recorded it in 2004.

    • @egregiousarts6088
      @egregiousarts6088 4 роки тому +37

      @@channel5980 Yep! On MySpace

    • @musickf
      @musickf 4 роки тому +109

      The day he quits, or retires, will be a sad day for the gaming and internet community.

  • @jedgrahek1426
    @jedgrahek1426 4 роки тому +331

    "circle in the Sears catalog for the Christmas wish list"
    damn, that's some weirdly cathartic nostalgia

    • @JegoEXP
      @JegoEXP 3 роки тому +9

      AVGN has two episodes entitled “Wish List” all about the Sears catalogs. Check it out in his full AVGN episode playlist

    • @andrealopriore9062
      @andrealopriore9062 3 роки тому +10

      Tell me about it. I used to circle all the coolest LEGO sets on toy catalogues in the hope of getting them for Christmas.

  • @gabriel3903
    @gabriel3903 4 роки тому +234

    Fun Fact: Tim Follin is one the greatest vídeo game music composer, he created the music for Silver Surfer, Plok!, Solstice and other games made between the 80s and 90s.
    Also hes still alive if you care about him

    • @3-tea249
      @3-tea249 4 роки тому +11

      He also created an FMV game which is on Steam (Contradiction)

    • @PegasusBrill
      @PegasusBrill 4 роки тому +17

      I don't know if it's true or not, but I heard a story once about how Shigeru Miyamoto couldn't believe that Plok's intro music could be made on an SNES sound chip

    • @Seras99
      @Seras99 4 роки тому +5

      MW Brill Tim is well known for his technical achievements when he was making music.

    • @Shinmsl
      @Shinmsl 4 роки тому +1

      I think they worked on the Wolverine Nes, and Spiderman and Xmen game on Snes.

    • @equinoxmechanism
      @equinoxmechanism 4 роки тому +4

      I love the theme music of Solstice

  • @imrrandomwiw6405
    @imrrandomwiw6405 4 роки тому +402

    Gotta say, that ”Crash” song parody was spot on at the end.

    • @Liquidtbags
      @Liquidtbags 4 роки тому +2

      I can't remember the original what was it?

    • @mephilatian
      @mephilatian 4 роки тому +6

      My goodness, the song's 32 years old. I'm too old for this poop.

    • @TheLockdownKidNYC
      @TheLockdownKidNYC 4 роки тому +2

      Reminds me of Blondie?

    • @GuitarGuy057
      @GuitarGuy057 4 роки тому +1

      @@mephilatian 34.

    • @DKCG0113
      @DKCG0113 4 роки тому +3

      That had me in tears

  • @WrecklessEating
    @WrecklessEating 4 роки тому +2138

    Still one of the best on youtube all these years later.

    • @xPandamon
      @xPandamon 4 роки тому +5

      Can only give that back to you guys. How's everyone doing?

    • @somedudefromapharmacy
      @somedudefromapharmacy 4 роки тому +3

      Gianluca Daniele Di Maggio I’m doing pretty good until Monday came along and ruined my day as usual

    • @xPandamon
      @xPandamon 4 роки тому +3

      @@somedudefromapharmacy Sounds very relatable

    • @Arnell_Mediocrity_Long
      @Arnell_Mediocrity_Long 4 роки тому +3

      Indeed he is.

    • @batcat2338
      @batcat2338 3 роки тому +2

      F

  • @Hidan22
    @Hidan22 4 роки тому +648

    That Crash Test Dummies parody song cracks me up every time. Thank you Nerd.

    • @TeamBlueToad
      @TeamBlueToad 3 роки тому +25

      @Squidgy Republic No it didn't. The version used in the movie was made my Matt Willis especially for that movie. While the version that AVGN made fun of was the original version by The Primitives released many years before Mr Bean's holiday.

    • @thepuffinman1055
      @thepuffinman1055 3 роки тому +1

      @@TeamBlueToad what song is it

    • @TeamBlueToad
      @TeamBlueToad 3 роки тому +10

      @@thepuffinman1055 Crash by The Primitives

    • @nobod2567
      @nobod2567 2 роки тому +5

      You can thank Elsie Lovelock for the vocals

  • @InsidiousOne
    @InsidiousOne 4 роки тому +1418

    Pee-Wee holding crack: no big deal
    Pee-Wee holding his Pee-Wee: career ruined

    • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
      @2yoyoyo1Unplugged 4 роки тому +40

      Oh no, did that happen?

    • @FlawlessFlaw
      @FlawlessFlaw 4 роки тому +114

      @@2yoyoyo1Unplugged It was a PR death, he was seen going into an adult cinema.

    • @nikrattlehead9285
      @nikrattlehead9285 4 роки тому +45

      @@2yoyoyo1Unplugged back in 1991 haha

    • @donkarasu-9644
      @donkarasu-9644 4 роки тому +113

      @@FlawlessFlaw Yep, and that crack commercial is part of his community service to make up for what he did.

    • @daftoptimist
      @daftoptimist 4 роки тому +43

      Of course, the government didn’t pay him to do that second thing.

  • @s.p.h.productions8034
    @s.p.h.productions8034 4 роки тому +301

    James is about to become 40 this July.
    On July 10.
    But this show will continue forever and ever.

  • @Arthurzeiro
    @Arthurzeiro 4 роки тому +455

    I guess the dummy named Daryl is a copy of the naming scheme of the Pac-Man ghosts Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde.

    • @The_NJG
      @The_NJG 4 роки тому +11

      Ni.

    • @Mollekylen
      @Mollekylen 4 роки тому +11

      I thought it might be something like Daryl = Daredevil maybe?

    • @happypasta6
      @happypasta6 4 роки тому +23

      Well Clyde is Orange and doesn’t rhyme.
      Get it?
      ;)

    • @mathprodigy
      @mathprodigy 4 роки тому +20

      I wondered if it referred to Darryl Waltrip , NASCAR legend and champion

    • @robt.v.8688
      @robt.v.8688 4 роки тому +8

      @@mathprodigy that makes more sense than me thinking it was a Bob Newhart reference

  • @Wow-xi3xz
    @Wow-xi3xz 3 роки тому +78

    9:40
    These aren't dad jokes, they're just straight up dark humor.

    • @DaRkLoRdZoRc
      @DaRkLoRdZoRc 4 дні тому

      I guess that'd make them
      _dead_ jokes.

  • @MayorofHopeville
    @MayorofHopeville 4 роки тому +236

    I love how he now has the facial structure of a dad, but seemed to genuinely have fun playing with his crash test dummy toys.

    • @davenorman6958
      @davenorman6958 4 роки тому +6

      He is a dad and nobody is too old to play with toys.
      12 year olds shouldn't comment. You sound stupid

    • @97spartan
      @97spartan 4 роки тому +42

      James is proof you can grow up and get older but you don’t ever have to stop being a fucking nerd 🤘🏼♥️🤘🏼

    • @pieopolis2424
      @pieopolis2424 4 роки тому +4

      @@97spartan 🤟

    • @gaylaweidig200
      @gaylaweidig200 4 роки тому +17

      @@davenorman6958 why so hostile? He's saying it like it's a good thing (which it is)

    • @RandomCityBlues
      @RandomCityBlues 4 роки тому +9

      @@davenorman6958 chill out dude, he wasn't making a negative comment

  • @SynGirl32
    @SynGirl32 4 роки тому +353

    Me: Finds out there's a Silver Surfer Record on clear vinyl.
    My wallet: Oh Hell No.

    • @emred4653
      @emred4653 4 роки тому +12

      ​@@HahahahaLook and people who enjoy games with good story

    • @Zuldaar
      @Zuldaar 4 роки тому +1

      @@HahahahaLook Sure thing champ, but what does this have to do with the video or the comment?

    • @HahahahaLook
      @HahahahaLook 4 роки тому +2

      @@emred4653 Replace what you said with "people with brain worms" and you'd be right.

  • @johnmellon1278
    @johnmellon1278 4 роки тому +271

    The silver surfer NES game soundtrack on vinyl has to be the must obscure item on earth 😂

    • @HeezNeez
      @HeezNeez 4 роки тому +23

      The cover art is killer.

    • @Mngalahad
      @Mngalahad 4 роки тому +18

      tim follen is very famous now because of the internet. im sure its new and made for the badassery of it.

    • @MeesterTweester
      @MeesterTweester 4 роки тому +9

      the theme slaps really slaps though

    • @niccatnip9202
      @niccatnip9202 4 роки тому +5

      Arcade’s Revenge has a killer soundtrack, too. Gotta hunt down those records now.

    • @Musicradio77Network
      @Musicradio77Network 3 роки тому +2

      Some of the music from “Silver Surfer” NES game were used in one of the episodes of the “MTN Gang”.

  • @peter.g6
    @peter.g6 4 роки тому +69

    The song at the end was priceless. The combination of AVGN and Dumb and Dumber in a fast-pace song, what a treat. Thank you Mr. Nerd!

  • @SciFlyGal
    @SciFlyGal 4 роки тому +287

    “When would you see a crash dummy in a cannon?” I’m pretty sure the myth busters did it at some point.

    • @GAMEPRODELTA
      @GAMEPRODELTA 4 роки тому +15

      Along with trying to launch said dummy into the air with a rocket propelled ming dynasty throne.

    • @TheLostSorcerer
      @TheLostSorcerer 4 роки тому +14

      Well Buster is not your average Crash Test Dummy.

    • @bluebugaboo3344
      @bluebugaboo3344 4 роки тому +4

      I think those dummies are meant for circuses to test their cannons.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +3

      More than once if memory serves.
      Ahh Buster, you are missed.

    • @anthonywhite4656
      @anthonywhite4656 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheLostSorcerer you're not dealing with you're average crash test dummy anymore

  • @colt5189
    @colt5189 4 роки тому +427

    I wish James would find some LJN game programmers and interview them.

    • @KariIzumi1
      @KariIzumi1 4 роки тому +50

      Colt oh god, I’d join Patreon for that!

    • @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli
      @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli 4 роки тому +73

      And Fred Fuchs

    • @thomassynths
      @thomassynths 4 роки тому +19

      Also other members of the studio: Storyboard writers, graphics artists, level designers, music/sound designers, etc

    • @jbonatti7791
      @jbonatti7791 4 роки тому +20

      Fuck me too!!! I have thought for years. Or even a programmer of any of the games he has ripped apart. I guess he did it once with a Jurassic Park game but I want more.

    • @jerelminter
      @jerelminter 4 роки тому +8

      The Laughing Joking Numbnuts

  • @videomakermiller8188
    @videomakermiller8188 4 роки тому +284

    i love how half of this is just him playing with toys and talking about crash test dummies

    • @WilliamC24
      @WilliamC24 4 роки тому +6

      I guess you're never too old.

  • @jamesmallone
    @jamesmallone 4 роки тому +11

    The Nerd saying he was at one point into the Dummies as much as Ninja Turtles is so fun for me. I was also big into the toys as a kid. I remember genuinely being interested in the video game (I can't quite remember if I ever actually played it) so the Nerd reviewing it is a real treat.

  • @Eguzky
    @Eguzky 4 роки тому +214

    'When would you ever see a crash dummy inside a cannon!?'
    *Mythbusters Sweat Nervously*

    • @mechamudskipper
      @mechamudskipper 4 роки тому +4

      @makano what happened

    • @microusb42069
      @microusb42069 4 роки тому +5

      Damn I just posted basically the same comment before I saw this one. Damn you.

    • @hadoukenfighter
      @hadoukenfighter 4 роки тому +3

      @makano he rejects your virginity and substitutes his bone

    • @gorjlg
      @gorjlg 4 роки тому +2

      I was thinking the exact same thing.

    • @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa
      @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa 4 роки тому +1

      @makano THE JAMIE'S ROCK CANNON BALL!!!

  • @KindredDoomBot
    @KindredDoomBot 4 роки тому +114

    When you actually know what is under his fingers while holding the box because you too have been traumatized by LJN and can just feel their logo through solid objects.

    • @pjdougherty6442
      @pjdougherty6442 4 роки тому +3

      I never had an LJN game as a kid. I was born in 92 and grew up with the SNES but no NES.
      Even still, I predicted the LJN logo because I’ve seen enough AVGN episodes.

    • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
      @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 4 роки тому +1

      Fun fact, LJN started as a toy company. You can learn all about them in the Wrestlemania episode of 'The Toys that Made Us'.

    • @baditude41
      @baditude41 4 роки тому +1

      I felt the pain...the pain of the LJN. 😥

    • @pikminman13
      @pikminman13 4 роки тому +1

      I've only felt the secondhand trauma from the Nerd and I too knew exactly what he was gonna say... It's some aura of shit.

    • @rogerklotz7737
      @rogerklotz7737 4 роки тому +1

      I didn’t know but laughed my ass off 😁😁

  • @animewolfOtakuwolf
    @animewolfOtakuwolf 4 роки тому +139

    James Rolfe seems to genuinely have fun with his Crash Dummies toys up to this date

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef 4 роки тому +4

      They really are some of the coolest toy action figures ever. Lots of fun to play with.

    • @CavinLee
      @CavinLee 4 роки тому +4

      That looks cool as fuck I want one

    • @rantaidhentai9817
      @rantaidhentai9817 4 роки тому +2

      Are they testing the water to plan for new program about old toy reviewing?

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 2 місяці тому

      ​@@CavinLee They're probably expensive though.

  • @exe_
    @exe_ 4 роки тому +358

    After all these years, the LJN skit still makes me laugh.

  • @partridgestorm
    @partridgestorm 4 роки тому +218

    I'm in my early 40's, so that cover of "Crash" with the new lyrics was an unexpectedly awesome treat for me.

    • @self-hatingsemantics6984
      @self-hatingsemantics6984 4 роки тому +9

      Same, surprise nostalgia trip.

    • @theowlsofouterheaven
      @theowlsofouterheaven 4 роки тому +3

      Who was the original artist for that song? It was just called "crash" wasn't it?

    • @Shambolicoholic
      @Shambolicoholic 4 роки тому +4

      @@theowlsofouterheaven Yes, by the Primitives. fucking amazing album, check it out.

    • @bananamusprime4855
      @bananamusprime4855 4 роки тому +2

      I'm 32 in a month and I feel the same way bud!

    • @jamespero6803
      @jamespero6803 4 роки тому +2

      @@Shambolicoholic i thought they were called the crash test dummies

  • @charon2588
    @charon2588 4 роки тому +304

    where the hell is board james when you need a montage of him playing some vintage toys from everyone's childhood

    • @josh-kg1rb
      @josh-kg1rb 4 роки тому +14

      Board James is in limbo

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 4 роки тому +11

      No no thats Toy James! XD lets ask for Toy James! Haha

    • @TornadoWhirl33
      @TornadoWhirl33 4 роки тому +5

      Dead so you can stop asking.

    • @Coldsteak
      @Coldsteak 4 роки тому +2

      in a padded cell inside of an insane asylum

  • @justintantiongloc6987
    @justintantiongloc6987 4 роки тому +121

    5:32 Holy crap, I remember I had Bull as a kid, and he was the dummy whose limbs you had to pull off manually, rather than the spring-loaded ones that eject with the button. When playing with my other action figures I'd always pretend he was the "friend of the good guys" who got slowly dismembered by the bad guy (usually Mr. Sinister), and that would motivate the good guys to eventually hunt down the bad guy at the end of my make-believe narrative. Good fricking times.

    • @MODeration_nXS
      @MODeration_nXS 4 роки тому +11

      Good times indeed! I had the pickup truck that was meant for Bull. It had a spring-loaded axle that would cause a rollover accident. 😆 Crash dummies were my absolute favorite with Lego in a close 2nd.

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves 4 роки тому +11

      Bull got "volunteered" for a lot of shit because of that. He's seen worse than Vietnam.

    • @RigbyIsTheMan
      @RigbyIsTheMan 4 роки тому +8

      Love this story from your childhood

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 4 роки тому +35

    Vince and Larry started out as safety spokesmen, and became toys that you crash.
    "You've become the very thing you swore to destroy."

  • @johnhawkins6040
    @johnhawkins6040 4 роки тому +53

    I just realized, I’ve been watching this guy since I was in 4th grade. My best friend showed me one of his Bugs Bunny videos. I’m 18 now, just graduated high school and Me and my buddy still talk about the new AVGN videos every time they come out. Thanks for all the memories James.

    • @khaledrehan5397
      @khaledrehan5397 4 роки тому +3

      We had the same childhood.

    • @RealGucci
      @RealGucci 4 роки тому +1

      For real, I’ve been watching him since I was in the 3rd grade I think and now I’m 19. The earliest video I can think of watching was either the Halloween video or the Spider-Man video

    • @Woolong742
      @Woolong742 4 роки тому +2

      I've been watching him since he was the Nintendo Nerd. That was back when I was in high school.
      I'm 30.

  • @chocolatemoonrockbear2267
    @chocolatemoonrockbear2267 4 роки тому +250

    In the whole NES game, there's no part where the dummies drive in a car that crashes?? DAMN wtf

    • @cookie.2118
      @cookie.2118 4 роки тому +23

      have you forgotten that LJN made this?

    • @CyberHangman
      @CyberHangman 4 роки тому +3

      That's actually one part of Crash Test Dummies that LJN didn't defile

    • @milesprowr
      @milesprowr 2 роки тому

      It should've been the ending 🙂

  • @yomamadawdg9141
    @yomamadawdg9141 4 роки тому +73

    AVGN: " When would you ever see a crash test dummy inside a f#*%ing cannon?
    Me: "Mythbusters."

    • @roamingnyiad
      @roamingnyiad 4 роки тому +7

      XD In all fairness, Buster himself was like "Why am I doing this? This isn't the endorsement deal I wanted..."

    • @forlorn3778
      @forlorn3778 4 роки тому +2

      I said the same thing!! Miss that show so much :(

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 4 роки тому +1

      @Forlorn Isn't that show still on? It doesn't have Jamie but Adam is still there

    • @QuixoteX
      @QuixoteX 4 роки тому +1

      Beat me to it... by 3 days.

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 8 місяців тому

      Exactly 🎯😅!

  • @Wanderingwalker-ke6mg
    @Wanderingwalker-ke6mg 4 роки тому +27

    I remember in the 90’s as a kid, having the actual crash dummy toy set.. the car actually exploded into re-attachable pieces upon impact 😂

  • @Smexbi
    @Smexbi 4 роки тому +166

    Toy Company: "Any name ideas for the baby crash dummy?"
    Marketing Consultant: "Skip the baby!!"
    Toy Company: "Gotcha!"

    • @jacobluegering9175
      @jacobluegering9175 4 роки тому +3

      LOL! I wouldn't be suprised if that were actually how they got the name! Though more deliberate, like the toy makers made that joke on purpose! Kinda like how in Rocko's Modern Life, when the executives told the team to create female character "with a good hook," they created a female character with a hook for a hand.

    • @starblue6tv
      @starblue6tv 4 роки тому +4

      The baby was called "Skid the Kid"

  • @darealsooski
    @darealsooski 4 роки тому +782

    God I love how much even newer episodes still reek of the 2010's. it's like an internet history time capsule

    • @jerelminter
      @jerelminter 4 роки тому +59

      That's because the 2010s ended not too long ago, it's only been 7 months since the 2020s started. It's going to take a while before it gets to that point where it doesn't feel like the 2010s anymore.

    • @reillymcwriting
      @reillymcwriting 4 роки тому +30

      jerel I think he means like 2011 nerd

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 4 роки тому +27

      James has been doing this for so long that he, himself, is now retro.

    • @defaultdan9715
      @defaultdan9715 3 роки тому +14

      @@gengarzilla1685 He knows this. In the Megaman episode, while traveling back in time through AVGN history, he eventually meets up with himself from the original Dr. Jeckle & Mr. Hide episode. During that encounter when they're discussing the one Megaman game which came out in either 2007 or 2008. Can't remember off hand, but anyway he says, "Woah, I'm retro".

    • @RippyClippy
      @RippyClippy 3 роки тому +14

      “The 2010s” jeez. Who’s nostalgic about the TWO THOUSAND TENS

  • @IMN602
    @IMN602 4 роки тому +130

    Ok that ending scene of the cartridge pieces flying everywhere was oddly satisfying.

    • @SoraFan23
      @SoraFan23 4 роки тому +5

      It wouldn't be a good AVGN episode if he destroys the game after he calls it a shit load of fuck.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 роки тому +2

      "Oddly"?

  • @justafox5356
    @justafox5356 4 роки тому +64

    I think this is my favorite nerd game destruction. The song really sells it.

  • @MECHANICzGRIP
    @MECHANICzGRIP 4 роки тому +181

    The LJN reveal gets me every, effing, time. Lmao

    • @sypherthe297th2
      @sypherthe297th2 4 роки тому +23

      Lol the absolute best was for Maximum Carnage in the spider-man games review. It was great.

    • @spetterman2916
      @spetterman2916 4 роки тому +5

      @@sypherthe297th2 IT'S NOOOOT SHIIIIIT!!!

    • @Rustycube88
      @Rustycube88 4 роки тому +2

      I forgot about LJN and Nerd's finger covering it honestly so it still gave me shock.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +2

      @@Rustycube88 I had the opposite experience; as soon as I saw him holding the box that awkwardly I literally went, "Oh no..." out loud as he only ever holds a box like that to cover the Laughin Jokin Numbnuts logo.

  • @MirinkaiserVODs
    @MirinkaiserVODs 4 роки тому +97

    "This level can suck my tailpipe." My favorite quote this episode.

  • @ltonos9557
    @ltonos9557 4 роки тому +294

    Everyone had a friend back then with whom they played all the games. I think in a way, the Nerd is the embodiment of that friend... You are everyone's friend. Thanks, man!

    • @iimmannii
      @iimmannii 4 роки тому +10

      This was so sweet it made me tear up a little

    • @henriqueguedes325
      @henriqueguedes325 4 роки тому +11

      True, I miss my childhood pal that moved when I was 11 and I never saw him again... Played all kinds of videogames almost every night

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 роки тому +1

      ☺️Amen.

  • @EyMcFly
    @EyMcFly 4 роки тому +97

    I wish there was a full version of that Crash cover lol

  • @jameskoelbli9769
    @jameskoelbli9769 4 роки тому +134

    "I am Astar, a robot from planet danger"
    Most bad ass PSA of all time.

    • @messnet6706
      @messnet6706 4 роки тому +4

      I thought that was a Canadian PSA? War Amps is Canadian if I recall correctly.

    • @theg4909
      @theg4909 4 роки тому +1

      *scariest PSA of all time.
      Fixed it for you.

  • @antusFireNova
    @antusFireNova 4 роки тому +514

    I actually believed that the plot that you invented was the actual plot of the game😂😂😂

    • @Gam3B0y23r0
      @Gam3B0y23r0 4 роки тому +12

      me as well haha

    • @quickman2663
      @quickman2663 4 роки тому +32

      That would make sense, and obviously, that wasn't what LJN was going for.

    • @blknightsixtyfo
      @blknightsixtyfo 4 роки тому +7

      Same af

    • @CornerstoneMinistry316
      @CornerstoneMinistry316 4 роки тому +4

      That's because theres a band called crash test dummies

    • @Jacksendary
      @Jacksendary 4 роки тому +2

      you should had known better from knowing it was an LJN Game

  • @TheZoenGaming
    @TheZoenGaming 4 роки тому +374

    James: "When would you ever see a crash test dummy inside a cannon?!"
    Me: "Your honor, the Defense calls to the stand one Buster Dummy of Myth Busters."

    • @MTGThrownDown
      @MTGThrownDown 4 роки тому +3

      Thats what I said!

    • @alirosekitty
      @alirosekitty 4 роки тому +6

      I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT! OH MY GOD I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT WHEN HE SAID THAT!

    • @tomward4240
      @tomward4240 4 роки тому +2

      @@alirosekitty Same!

    • @batcat2338
      @batcat2338 3 роки тому +2

      R

    • @李재성
      @李재성 3 роки тому +3

      Maybe it’s for people who want to be the person shot out of the cannon at the circus.

  • @vjpearce
    @vjpearce 4 роки тому +63

    James: Complains about the "Dad jokes" in the manual.
    Also James: 7:27 Has his own "Dad joke" A literal crow bar

  • @doublemonkey4833
    @doublemonkey4833 4 роки тому +41

    "When would you ever see a crash test dummy inside a fucking cannon?"
    "This week on Mythbusters..."
    :P

  • @alphawindman
    @alphawindman 4 роки тому +255

    This has convinced me of one thing: Cinemassacre needs a show where James plays with old toys.
    "BOOM! BAAAM!"

    • @TwistedUpMusic
      @TwistedUpMusic 4 роки тому +14

      Board James?

    • @alehop333
      @alehop333 4 роки тому +13

      @@TwistedUpMusic We don't talk about Board James. Not after that fateful night

    • @filiptrajkovski2198
      @filiptrajkovski2198 4 роки тому +3

      @@TwistedUpMusic No he is resting now, BJ is resting now

    • @lordofshades9852
      @lordofshades9852 4 роки тому +4

      A good one would be that terminator clay molder thing,the skin thingy,you know

    • @roweenalangin9421
      @roweenalangin9421 4 роки тому +2

      What about Toy James?

  • @spencers5898
    @spencers5898 4 роки тому +613

    This video is making me realize that The Angry Toy Nerd would be an excellent series.

    • @GoblinSquid
      @GoblinSquid 4 роки тому +53

      He did Board James for a while, that's close enough.

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 4 роки тому +19

      Now I want him to do toy reviews. I’m serious.

    • @manugrande844
      @manugrande844 4 роки тому +2

      It is

    • @spencers5898
      @spencers5898 4 роки тому +7

      @@GoblinSquid Good point. Still, actual toy reviews would be pretty entertaining. I'm sure Incredible Crash Dummies aren't the only weird-ass toy line from the 80s and 90s.

    • @QuickTimeVelocity
      @QuickTimeVelocity 4 роки тому +5

      Him doing toy reviews would be like the second coming of JeepersMedia.

  • @oddcrafter1270
    @oddcrafter1270 6 місяців тому +6

    5:08 - I love that the crash test cat is named "Hubcat" XD

  • @ravindupadmanath2802
    @ravindupadmanath2802 4 роки тому +287

    "Don't be a dummy, buckle your seatbelt!"
    That doesn't even rhyme

    • @nickwilliams6062
      @nickwilliams6062 4 роки тому +37

      Huh....don’t be a dummy....strap the belt round your tummy? Haha

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 4 роки тому +3

      This is impossible, how can this be?

    • @ravindupadmanath2802
      @ravindupadmanath2802 4 роки тому +3

      @@Reagan1984 I mean this is supposed to be a jingle that catchy and memorable that helps associated with the product. So of course it suppose to rhyme....right?

    • @tonyb7615
      @tonyb7615 4 роки тому +3

      it was done by the gov. not a business.

    • @batlrar
      @batlrar 4 роки тому +5

      Don't be a knuckle...
      head, seatbelt your buckle!

  • @dawsonhiemstra510
    @dawsonhiemstra510 4 роки тому +182

    The references to the Crash Test Dummies band was hilarious.

    • @theGodfollower99
      @theGodfollower99 4 роки тому

      So was that end song!

    • @Mooza1
      @Mooza1 4 роки тому +1

      I was grinning like an idiot

    • @stefanfriedt3450
      @stefanfriedt3450 4 роки тому

      Why do I think of the Weird Al version when I hear "once ther was this guy who"? There are many other songs where the version of Weird Al is much better than the original.

  • @dermetzger
    @dermetzger 4 роки тому +119

    God, those toys... They were awesome.
    I remember having the red car, the motorcycle, and that weird torture chair with the claw and shit.

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 4 роки тому +9

      They were weird toys by today's standards, but they were so fun. They made EVERYTHING with the Test Dummies on them. I had coloring books, activity book things, t shirts, *video game* (obviously), etc. There were lots of stuff.

    • @officiallilsideshow
      @officiallilsideshow 4 роки тому +5

      I have them all. I still play with them occasionally.

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 4 роки тому +1

      ...i now wish i was a kid and had those toys, i KNOW ill be hooked to this kind of destructive fun >:)

  • @Omega_Mart_Employee_K1Z
    @Omega_Mart_Employee_K1Z 2 роки тому +7

    How to give AVGN an aneurysm:
    1. Make a game
    2. Slap the LJN logo on it

  • @Super60429
    @Super60429 4 роки тому +139

    Wow, this game had people “fly off to the right and explode” a whole 20 years before Ride to Hell did it. I can’t believe that.

    • @loriren8445
      @loriren8445 4 роки тому +2

      Dude I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that!

    • @KUNAIfever
      @KUNAIfever 4 роки тому +1

      hes a man not a god , come on comrades

    • @deoxysandmew2162
      @deoxysandmew2162 4 роки тому +1

      AVGN is approaching the NES... the NES is losing power.

    • @xSpooKee
      @xSpooKee 4 роки тому +2

      Super60429 so much hoping that AVGN does a review of Ride to hell, would be funny as hell

    • @insurgentlowcash7564
      @insurgentlowcash7564 4 роки тому +3

      You know whats bad? My best friend and I watched every teaser trailer for RTH leading up to its release back then. We bought the only 2 copies in our town expecting it to be like GTA but with bobbers/choppers. The disappointment kicked in 5 mins into the game(maybe less). It was supposed to be a hell-raising simulator. Check the old vids where it was like a cool barfight. We actually took a .38 to both copies the next day. I have never been that disappointed in a game. It is so bad! Their hands are big as a hog leg! Dont ever fall into the hype train.

  • @CharlesKhan
    @CharlesKhan 4 роки тому +145

    “How can we justify buying a bunch of crash test dummy toys? What if we did a video about that game. Brilliant”

    • @edwardtjbrown1979
      @edwardtjbrown1979 4 роки тому

      If the crash dummies game was more like, say, Golden Axe it would have been better. I see it as a hack n slash game, not a platformer.

  • @AubreyTheKing
    @AubreyTheKing 4 роки тому +123

    When that LJN logo appeared, I screamed at the same time as the Nerd did! LMAO
    We were lucky enough to get a AVGN episode so early too! Awesome! Thanks, James! :)

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 4 роки тому +3

      I was saying to myself before the reveal, "It's published by LJN, isn't it?" I don't remember if I screamed or not.

    • @DAngelCM
      @DAngelCM 4 роки тому +1

      From 1990 to 1995, Acclaim used LJN as a extra publisher to publish more games on NES.

    • @JonsMovies104
      @JonsMovies104 4 роки тому

      LJN = evil

  • @leafpirate
    @leafpirate 4 роки тому +17

    7:00 I hope you know I waited the whole video for you to do an impression of this band. Thanks, James.

  • @psychopony666
    @psychopony666 4 роки тому +89

    Fun fact: Daryl was originally going to be character called Darlene who actually appeared in the Psa's.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 4 роки тому +8

      Of course! How could James not realize Daryl is named after the car part darlene.

  • @michaelpritt6358
    @michaelpritt6358 4 роки тому +187

    I love how Peewee had a PSA about crack, yet his cameo in Cheech & Chongs next movie he’s doing coke under a restaurant table!

    • @sunnysurfer101MA
      @sunnysurfer101MA 4 роки тому +12

      It's the guy from the Hamburger Train, right?

    • @gunnarerickson8708
      @gunnarerickson8708 3 роки тому +14

      Also he was a drug dealer in Blow

    • @killhacker5776
      @killhacker5776 3 роки тому +3

      Sunny surfer beat me to the punch . but I remember it as : your from the hamburger train right.

    • @thezenitsufan1249
      @thezenitsufan1249 3 роки тому +4

      The Clint Eastwood one is dead serious

  • @psychie8625
    @psychie8625 4 роки тому +125

    There's something fulfilling about a 40-year old man breaking an NES cartridge with a toy.

    • @valevenga797
      @valevenga797 4 роки тому +6

      Is there? Looks like entertainment, nothing special. Been watching Avgn since early 2000

    • @NintendoLover2005
      @NintendoLover2005 4 роки тому +7

      He looks pretty young for someone almost 40

    • @treyowen9213
      @treyowen9213 4 роки тому +1

      NintendoLover2005 he really is a very blessed man.

    • @Karifi
      @Karifi 4 роки тому +2

      Hes 39

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 4 роки тому +1

      @@Karifi July 10 he's turning 40

  • @zetsumeiyokobu7890
    @zetsumeiyokobu7890 4 роки тому +56

    i actually gasped when he revealed the LJN logo.

  • @mariahs6
    @mariahs6 4 роки тому +32

    The LJN reveal got me good. It's been a while since I watched an AVGN episode, but as soon as James pointed out the way he was holding the box... it all came back.

  • @ghosttheexplorer
    @ghosttheexplorer 4 роки тому +173

    5:32 "When would you ever see a crash test dummy inside a f cannon?"
    - Mythbusters!

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 4 роки тому +2

      Buster, the greatest sidekick of all time

  • @Jay_SUBZ3R0
    @Jay_SUBZ3R0 4 роки тому +91

    They should’ve made Mortal Kombat figures with the same features as these crash dummies toys where the limbs fall off. Think about it, Mortal Kombat Fatalities as action figures. That would’ve been a great idea if you ask me!

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 4 роки тому +13

      And you could fill them with red juice to make them even more realistic.

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 4 роки тому

      I'd buy one.

    • @kenthuang436
      @kenthuang436 4 роки тому

      Make sense. Kill Bill had action figures that can apart and bled.

  • @abelogan3783
    @abelogan3783 3 роки тому +5

    Brilliant, even after all these years. Wish you had covered the whole song instead of just one verse and chorus, but even so, Elsie and James nailed it. Bravo!

  • @travisiswin
    @travisiswin 4 роки тому +175

    "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey." - Kid who probably grew up to smoke copious amounts of weed.

    • @dmon83
      @dmon83 4 роки тому +1

      LMFAO i remember that one, i would say that alot.

    • @travisiswin
      @travisiswin 4 роки тому

      @@dmon83 I still say it anytime someone calls me a chicken for whatever reason.

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 4 роки тому +4

      I sure hope he got some quality dank shit and not some amateur homegrown reggie shit.

    • @grimm2540
      @grimm2540 4 роки тому +2

      Arynn Saevherne I’m not a chicken you’re a turkey

    • @nisnast
      @nisnast 4 роки тому +1

      And did you smoke copious amounts of weed?

  • @MasuxAnderson
    @MasuxAnderson 4 роки тому +232

    "And then that kid was never allowed to watch Ninja Turtles again. True story."
    Uh, were you that kid?

    • @doggy_ded_dingus
      @doggy_ded_dingus 4 роки тому +6

      He said it was a friend.

    • @MadTimmy
      @MadTimmy 4 роки тому +10

      He must of also been that kid who couldn’t watch The Simpsons or Harry Potter. I met that kid several times.

    • @EarthwormShandy
      @EarthwormShandy 4 роки тому +6

      It was the Nostalgia Critic

    • @Praetorian8814
      @Praetorian8814 4 роки тому

      @The Deadpool Who Chuckles. Or read/watch Harry Potter, with its oh so wicked Witchcraft :O

    • @user-dj1hy6zc6q
      @user-dj1hy6zc6q 4 роки тому +1

      It is true that it was a story. I don't know if I believe it.

  • @cherrycola1144
    @cherrycola1144 4 роки тому +23

    That little opening James does reminds me off the little bumpers they have on the PBS were it goes “This show is brought to you by ... and viewers like you! Thank you!”

  • @Jothomas214
    @Jothomas214 4 роки тому +27

    2:06
    SWEET MOTHER OF GOD...

  • @howdy_dave
    @howdy_dave 4 роки тому +150

    I must say, that song at the end is pretty awesome. I’ve had “shitty games fallin outcher aAAasss” in my head for days

  • @MilesPrower1992
    @MilesPrower1992 4 роки тому +79

    "I'm gonna do it."
    LJN logo is revealed
    "WAAAAAAAOOOOOOOAOAOHHHHHHH"
    Still hilarious after all this time

  • @THE_VictoryPictures
    @THE_VictoryPictures 4 роки тому +259

    YES! Another LJN game!

    • @alinastanescu4430
      @alinastanescu4430 4 роки тому +6

      Because everyone knows that LJN made the best video games

    • @penatio
      @penatio 4 роки тому +12

      I see *LJN* - I think *"ASS!".*

    • @solidskullz5736
      @solidskullz5736 4 роки тому +6

      THE DEMONIC RAINBOW RETURNS

    • @martwymem7654
      @martwymem7654 4 роки тому +2

      @@penatio I see LJN and knowing James didn't make episode of it - He need to do this.

    • @wstine79
      @wstine79 4 роки тому +7

      LJN was the precursor to EA.

  • @sydhamelin1265
    @sydhamelin1265 4 роки тому +4

    Still getting a million views all these years later, and still just as funny and entertaining. James has given me over a decade of great videos - how amazing is that...

  • @mrmanager6591
    @mrmanager6591 4 роки тому +28

    17:33 that parody of The Primitives song crash was actually really good...

    • @PrincessPooonyPoona
      @PrincessPooonyPoona 4 роки тому +4

      I think the song is called (LAPHING JOKIN NUMBNUTS OR LJN)

  • @JohnBrain93
    @JohnBrain93 4 роки тому +576

    Too bad you didn't mention Sega Genesis' version of this game, it looks at least more funny. :) Especially when you lose all your limbs in the process.

    • @SealTheSeal1
      @SealTheSeal1 4 роки тому +9

      Насколько лучше?

    • @josukkiedotthegoodboi6366
      @josukkiedotthegoodboi6366 4 роки тому +23

      Blyat language?

    • @ThePharphis
      @ThePharphis 4 роки тому +7

      I think that game was actually fun as a kid, but it probably doesn't hold up. It certainly was funny

    • @mr.o3186
      @mr.o3186 4 роки тому +6

      Вряд ли она лучше

    • @ecgameplayer
      @ecgameplayer 4 роки тому +7

      He did mention in his 32x review that if he doesn't have the game, then he can't review it.

  • @BenCol
    @BenCol 4 роки тому +69

    5:07 The crash-test cat is called “Hubcat”.
    Genius.

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 8 місяців тому

      Indeed 🎯😸👍🏻!

  • @WraithTDK
    @WraithTDK 3 роки тому +2

    Admit it: when you saw those G.I. Joe PSA's at the beginning, you heard "PORK CHOP SANDWHICHES" and "Who wants a body massage?!" in your head.

  • @johnperry6201
    @johnperry6201 4 роки тому +93

    So happy to see AVGN still going. I love this character

    • @ozanbarsaydemir6009
      @ozanbarsaydemir6009 4 роки тому +5

      @ed champagne I think he's still a bit funny.His content's not as crazy but I can definitely say this is the nerd.Can't say the same about some other creators though.

    • @Mantwawn
      @Mantwawn 4 роки тому

      its really good

  • @DarkieHunt
    @DarkieHunt 4 роки тому +232

    It's funny how LJN is like the Nerd's arch nemesis and yet none of their games has made it further than Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde on the Nerd's shit scale.

    • @dss7239
      @dss7239 4 роки тому +7

      @Nic LJN is Galactus

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 4 роки тому +2

      AVGN should revise his shit scale.

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 4 роки тому +1

      probably because the scale hasn't been touched in about a decade

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 4 роки тому +7

      ljn is the joker and their games are bat mans villains while games that are the worst on the scale are darkseid

    • @ThiaGamesBR
      @ThiaGamesBR 4 роки тому +5

      It's because they're so bad, that they're bad at being bad...

  • @inklingreacts
    @inklingreacts 4 роки тому +389

    2006 intro: HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
    now: ...but the *REAL ACCIDENT IS HAVING YOUR UNENCRYPTED PRIVATE DATA HARVESTED BY HACKERS GOVERNMENTS AND CORPORATIONS*

    • @reckless20
      @reckless20 4 роки тому +37

      이원수 but we skip both anyways

    • @lirasensei
      @lirasensei 4 роки тому +13

      @@reckless20 hahahaha that's a wise answer

    • @ChessScholarOfficial
      @ChessScholarOfficial 4 роки тому

      Boo

    • @TwoBitSpecialist
      @TwoBitSpecialist 4 роки тому +2

      He does the same segway for every ExpressVPN ad, it's awesome.

    • @kulsevdasi
      @kulsevdasi 4 роки тому +9

      @@reckless20 the reason i never skipped the theme is mainly because the way he montaged the footage for it was always different each time and really got me pumped. Now, I love his facial expressions and the self conscious funny way he segways into the ad. But i dont watch many youtube or TV series (just movies) so im prolly not as burned out as you.

  • @SSCooler
    @SSCooler 4 роки тому +4

    3:31 Jesus Christ, that's something a demon would play in a horror movie

  • @611gay5
    @611gay5 4 роки тому +156

    Imagine the kid, "I wanna be a crash test dummy!"

    • @seanoreilly1832
      @seanoreilly1832 4 роки тому +5

      Im serious. I had these toys as a lad. I wanted to be spare tyre. No lie.

    • @christiandot
      @christiandot 4 роки тому +1

      Yep that’s me and look where I am

    • @amoledzeppelin
      @amoledzeppelin 4 роки тому +2

      Sedated by the GameBoy !

  • @bradleyc.5425
    @bradleyc.5425 4 роки тому +126

    The skunk reference to his theme song was hilarious
    Also why does he never use that song in his intro anymore? He should

  • @MyUsernameIsAlsoBort
    @MyUsernameIsAlsoBort 4 роки тому +188

    Could the joke about Daryl be that he's the only one with a name that's not a car pun? Like Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde? Also, I need them to make a video about that vinyl record.

    • @retrogamelover2012
      @retrogamelover2012 3 роки тому +8

      Well, then why not Jack? At least then, it'd be funny in a double meaning sense.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 роки тому +3

      YES!!

    • @DrSuperLuigiSeth1
      @DrSuperLuigiSeth1 3 роки тому +12

      I like to call that "the Pac-Man joke." A series of names or objects with super close relation ending with one that has no relation, meant for tiny shock humor.

    • @dannywapbang
      @dannywapbang 3 роки тому +4

      WHY are you chanting Daryl?

    • @glitchedmatrix55
      @glitchedmatrix55 3 роки тому +2

      @@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 like the Oleg scene in Spongebob?

  • @DreFromMaine8472
    @DreFromMaine8472 3 роки тому +2

    I was not into the Crash Dummies cartoon or toy line, and I certainly never played the video games. But I did like all the live action PSAs with Lorenzo Music and Jack Burns as the voices of Vince and Larry. Those were the days. RIP both of them.

  • @Kadotus
    @Kadotus 4 роки тому +105

    I still remember getting a Crash Dummies car in the early 90's. Loved that present to bits! (quite literally)

    • @jessehammond9710
      @jessehammond9710 4 роки тому +6

      I still have the car that I played with TONS as a kid. It's missing many of the pieces though, lol. Imagine that.

    • @frankiebeans8055
      @frankiebeans8055 4 роки тому +4

      I hit the wall so hard the toy put a hole in it. That was the end of that toy. Lol

  • @pizzatime4700
    @pizzatime4700 4 роки тому +35

    ”AVGN Was here when the internet began, and he will be here when it ends”~ a friend

  • @theSuper1Player
    @theSuper1Player 4 роки тому +34

    •Hey Dad! Look, I got a sticker from school!
    >Aw, nice. What is it?
    •It’s a tiny little rainbo....
    >Not in this household!

  • @lsixty30
    @lsixty30 4 роки тому +6

    born 97 and you just reminded these still being around when i was a kid

  • @marlondarlon1328
    @marlondarlon1328 4 роки тому +201

    17:31 The song is like the ending anime theme, But for AVGN

    • @metalslugfest
      @metalslugfest 4 роки тому +23

      ...but it's even more like "Crash" by The Primitives

    • @Vadim_Slastihin
      @Vadim_Slastihin 4 роки тому +2

      Привет.

    • @sams.5608
      @sams.5608 4 роки тому

      That was my thought lmao

    • @calebdonaldson8770
      @calebdonaldson8770 4 роки тому

      I really like the sound of this song!

    • @ClusterFunk99
      @ClusterFunk99 4 роки тому

      @@tritian5874 What are you saying, I thought it sounded great.

  • @greyman1104
    @greyman1104 4 роки тому +211

    I always wanted to be a crash dummy.
    One can only dream.

    • @bernardenorth
      @bernardenorth 4 роки тому +3

      Chrysler's probably accepting applications hell Tesla to

    • @joelyoungblood898
      @joelyoungblood898 4 роки тому +4

      You can always just be a dummy instead! haha

    • @FranDC4
      @FranDC4 4 роки тому +6

      Most people are dummies, they just need to crash....
      Im sorry

    • @jarrenstarkey8541
      @jarrenstarkey8541 4 роки тому +1

      If you wanna be dummy, then be the crash test dummy you want in this world.

  • @fraser7211
    @fraser7211 4 роки тому +57

    6:57 thats the happiest looking frown I've ever seen lol.

  • @AnonYmous-ct1by
    @AnonYmous-ct1by 4 роки тому +26

    The older James gets the more he looks like Johnny Knoxville for some reason...

    • @coltthebolt1087
      @coltthebolt1087 2 роки тому

      He does actually look a little bit like him

  • @Nic5Cyprus
    @Nic5Cyprus 4 роки тому +135

    Man it's 2020 and AVGN is still reviewing LJN games. When are they gonna run out?

  • @stevendoucet4211
    @stevendoucet4211 4 роки тому +71

    "Who put a dummy in a cannon?" Humm, Mythbusters?

  • @mikethepunk3209
    @mikethepunk3209 4 роки тому +153

    James:"When would you see a crash test dummy inside a cannon?!"
    me: Mythbusters.

    • @ZeldaLover6
      @ZeldaLover6 4 роки тому +6

      RIP Buster the Mythbuster crash dummy.

    • @mozamboni
      @mozamboni 4 роки тому +2

      @@ZeldaLover6 Poor Buster