@@S-Fan2006 Makes you wonder about future episodes. Sonic 06 was 11 when that review came out, so... Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric confirmed for the 2024 season finale, everyone?
@@magicrainbowkitties1023 He could do it now. From what I remember it came out in 2011, 9 years ago. That's how old superman 64 was in 2008. I hate the people who say that some games he reviews are too new for the show. Superman 64 was the newest game compared to the time reviewed it. (It might also be the crow on the saturn)
AVGN didn’t even mention the awful ending. So, Drake revived his master with his soul and he said: “so, I guess this is over” But one of the spirits respond with “hardly, it has just begun” As if this game wasn’t cliched enough already...
GalleryOFSuicide agreed. I see it as a sign of amateur writing. There are better ways to ending a story with the intention of a sequel in mind then the one this game went with.
The truck going backwards in the middle of the street was someone playing Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. You didn’t realize that, but eventually, when going in reverse so incredibly fast in Big Rigs, you actually teleport through other shitty games. This one is the only one that’s so bad, you actually find the truck moving, as it constipates the truck just enough, with all its excess shitiness, that it slows it down just enough to be visible.
Best moments in Nerd vids are normally when he inserts himself into the game or acts out game logic, but the ending of this one is so amazing I can't look past it, how is game disc wearing trenchcoat wiggling rubber hose arms firing pistols not a gif used constantly?
The time between the movie xXx and xXx: The Return of Xander Cage is almost the same as Return of the Jedi and The Phantom Menace. Now where’s my prune juice?
I remember Avgn had a Christmas carol episode where in the future he reviewed wii games with a long beard. We’re getting closer to it and all getting older..John!
6:02 The current driver of that truck, is under the “Big Rigs” syndrome! Look on the bright side, at least He/She/It is reverse driving under 1,000 MPH.
"Oh, and the lips barely move, so I can't tell if their talking or some kind of inner monologue." That line always kills me, especially with the bad lip syncing from AVGN while he says it
The truck going in reverse must be one of the Big Rigs. I guess that’s what happens when you finally make it across the void of nothingness. Makes sense; I guess that giant, glitchy plane is just a transitional space from one shitty game to another.
The truck was going backwards because someone was playing big rigs and appeared in the game. Edit: wow 1K likes! Thanks, that’s the most likes I’ve ever gotten!!
I watched your videos as a kid, but eventually I just kind of forgot about this. A few days ago, however, I saw an old AVGN video in my recommended list, and I've been watching since. I don't know why exactly I stopped watching, I love the videos. Keep up the great work.
AVGN claims that he has been waiting for the game to be old enough but the game isn't even 18, I think the nerd has to sit down and have a talk with Chris Hansen.
Agreed. I like the Bruce Timm-esque character design, and I imagine the game *would* have played something like Tenchu 3, but it's obviously just an incomplete mess :/
nah, it's the pretentious wannabe cool 90s style. It would've aged incredibly poorly. Hell, no one gives a shit about Matrix or Blade anymore and this is right up that alley
"But it was so shitty it faded into obscurity." *while showing a picture of the Hanson brothers* God damnit James, this is why I've been a fan for years and keep coming back for more. The master. The original. The best. Accept no substitutes. :^)
There's already one of him wearing a beer helmet going crazy from the Atari Sports episode.... AVGN needs to be an animated show for Adult Swim or HBO.
i love the matrix reference especially after James' last video where he talks about how there were too many Matrix references in comedies. Well done sir
Nerd, you might not see this, but other people might. You absolutely NEED to try Chakan: The Forever Man for the sega genesis. The pinnacle of hard and cryptic gameplay on that console. LIKE IF YOU WANT THE NERD TO REVIEW CHAKAN!!!
@@Burn_Angel Oh yeah. Earnest Evans definitely earned its bad reputation. Although it has a pretty kick ass soundtrack. The only thing that it's worth the torment of playing it
Tomas Barber Can't argue with that. It has an awesome soundtrack, at par with its prequel, El Viento's, if not even better. And the Sega CD version is even better in that regard.
LOL, that's giving it to much credit, Max Payne is awesome and this shouldn't ever be mentioned in the same sentence as Max Payne lmao, still funny joke regardless
Necramonium considering the Nerd started reviewing games in 04 and he did SNES games that would have been 14 years old and younger at the time, this game is 15 years old so it actually does fit with his motif. Like it or not, Xbox, Gamecube, Playstation 1 & 2 are now old enough to be considered retro(Also the fact that these are 3-4 generations behind.).
Sester Man, definitely serious the game nearly killed it for Microsoft, the gameplay, the fighting, and the controls were just awful it has to be seen to believed.
Luis Canamar - MediaBros Yup, I remember those days, if it wasn't for Halo being an X-Box exclusive ... *remembers how Microsoft treated Halo and Bungie* ... fuck, now I'm suddenly depressed for some reason...
These guys were working on this game at the same time as Nosferatu: The Wrath of Malachi, which was actually a really good game. Guess they focused all their effort on Nosferatu while betting their company on Drake
What sucks about this game, besides everything, is you can tell that someone had a grand vision for it and it simply wasn't executed.
That's the thing about most bad games, the idea is amazing, but the execution is terrible
Grand vision?
like taking a big pile of...............
or maybe im confusing that with movies. ah whatever it still somewhat applies here
This game looks like it could have been great.. Shame..
It's always sad when that happens
The truck goes backwards because it's from Big Rigs.
Cameo appearance lol
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG MOTHAF*CKIN' RIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!!!
lulz I was just about to say that
No it can't be from big rigs because it's not going as fast as the speed of light and is bot passing through everything.
Arma E It's cause they haven't fully reverse engineered that technology yet. So all it does is go backwards at normal speed.
This game looks like a pretty cool idea with terrible execution.
Yeah. I mean even if the plot wasn't good, it could have been saved if the fighting and jumping around was actually fun.
The good execution of the idea is 10.000 bullets you can play in a ps2
The art style and asian setting reminds me of Mark of the Ninja, which is an amazing game, unlike this garbage.
@@gastonbrando6276 77u7777777u77hekk0i1mb 3u
@@bradwhit28 wtf jajjjajajajaa
It's weird to think that this game was a year old when the nerd was new and now the nerd considers it old enough to play on the avgn
That just makes what he said about waiting for the game to be old enough for him to review come out as interesting.
because it is old enough. When he started the games were only about 10 years old unlike 99 Dragons,which was over 15 when this episode was released
@@gezi5927 not true when you look at when the original version aired.
@@S-Fan2006 Makes you wonder about future episodes. Sonic 06 was 11 when that review came out, so... Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric confirmed for the 2024 season finale, everyone?
Fifteen years from now, he's going to be reviewing Battlefront II.
which one?
Post more ant killing videos.
He should play Battlectont 2
You watch AVGN? LOL, I guess you can relate, being a gamer that's constantly pissed off
wait how old is he even?
4:50 - Nerd: “He throws himself out a window and DIES!”
Game: “Obviously.”
Omegalul
Obviously
lol
LMFAO
Me: guess I'll die.
The truck going backwards was probably from Big Rigs.
Unlikely. It'd be going light-speed if it was from Big Rigs.
You're winner !
😂😂😂
Where did you learn to......drive?
Im dying LMAO😂😂😂
I would like to see AVGN play Ride to Hell: Retribution
Maybe in several years' time
@@magicrainbowkitties1023 He could do it now. From what I remember it came out in 2011, 9 years ago. That's how old superman 64 was in 2008. I hate the people who say that some games he reviews are too new for the show. Superman 64 was the newest game compared to the time reviewed it. (It might also be the crow on the saturn)
Man i would love to see that : D
@@joebob9644 Ride To Hell came out in 2013 dude.
Max Kliegl ride to hell is 7 years old
I got 99 Dragons, but Drake ain’t one.
I love dis
GIMME THEM
I got 99 Problems but b**** ain’t one
Jay-z would be proud of you
699 likes
There's no cheat codes because those are usually for debugging and clearly they didn't do that XD
I wonder if they did it for the PC and Steam versions?
Toa Sully THIS GAME HAS A STEAM PORT??
@@mskomeji How was it?
That ending is true Classic AVGN magic. Thank you.
Love then ending. Lol
I was about to posting too. Love it
Hahaha it was so good
I want a 190 min Movie out of it. Michael Bay would do it, i swear! =D
It does raise the question though: would he review “Enter The Matrix”?
*WACKY ARM WAVING INFLATABLE EDGELORD! WACKY ARM WAVING INFLATABLE EDGELORD! WACKY ARM WAVING INFLATABLE EDGELORD!*
How did this comment not break the like button and the internet?
Godzilla is attacking the generator!
He's a man, not a god!
123 likes, keep it that way
This is genuinely one of the best comments I've ever seen.
Wacky waving inflatable arm flaying edgelord.
6:00 Leftover truck from Big Rigs?
TimppaFin93 FUCKING MINDMELD
it goes faster in reverse
If it is that'll explain why it's going backwards it's faster lmao
That's the only logical explanation
That´s what we all AVGN fans though after watching this.
AVGN didn’t even mention the awful ending.
So, Drake revived his master with his soul and he said: “so, I guess this is over”
But one of the spirits respond with “hardly, it has just begun”
As if this game wasn’t cliched enough already...
GalleryOFSuicide agreed. I see it as a sign of amateur writing. There are better ways to ending a story with the intention of a sequel in mind then the one this game went with.
Tang is still at large at the end of the game. They obviously wanted to make a sequel.
@@capmar-vell92returns20 well he said at the start they were clearly hoping to turn it into a franchise.
Fun fact: The game never had a sequel and it will never have one.
@@snarkfromhlhow is that fun?
The truck going backwards in the middle of the street was someone playing Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. You didn’t realize that, but eventually, when going in reverse so incredibly fast in Big Rigs, you actually teleport through other shitty games. This one is the only one that’s so bad, you actually find the truck moving, as it constipates the truck just enough, with all its excess shitiness, that it slows it down just enough to be visible.
This is the kind of Game Theories™ that I would like to see on UA-cam.
Big rigs did come out the same year so maybe lol
My god, that game is so bad and glitchy that it made OTHER games bad and glitchy.
Yeah, trucks!
LOL GOOD CALL!!!!
Best moments in Nerd vids are normally when he inserts himself into the game or acts out game logic, but the ending of this one is so amazing I can't look past it, how is game disc wearing trenchcoat wiggling rubber hose arms firing pistols not a gif used constantly?
Thanks for the idea. Once I learn how to gif, i'll do just that.
Also the name Drake means Dragon. So basically the title of the game is "Dragon of the 99 Dragons"
This is like the movie Manos The Hands Of Fate. Manos stands for Hands, so it might even be called Hands The Hands Of Fate.
Dragon of the 99 drakes
@_YaBoyYeetTuho_ this was drake before there was even drake.
100 drakes
Random but my names Drake and it means “keeper of the dragons”
"Why is this truck going backwards in the middle of the road" oh AVGN did Big Rigs not teach you anything lol, backwards=faster!
Soo true
Man I lol so hard to your comment, I remember Big Rigs shitfest 🤣
I mean ocarina of time has the same effect... running backwards is faster
Ocarina of time has the same concept... run backwards and you go faster
I remember Big Rigs going almost to light speed though, so how damn slow does this truck go forward if backwards is barely keeping up with traffic?!
I always watch new episodes of AVGN in 240p.
They don't look right in HD.
I'm doing that from now on
😂😂
my man
Wow, thank you so much for this advice, I don't think I'll be able to go back to watching avgn in even 720p again
@Jared Genesis Good Grief... You're so anoying, le me tell ya.
INTRUDERS IN THE PENTHOUSE OF THE 99 DRAGONS CLAN??? YOU MUST BE OUT OF THIS WORLD TO GET PAST OUR GUARDS
The developers of this game were probably out of this world.
completely natural and human dialogue, written by humans and not automatons
Aided by some natural substances
I want the demons from Doom tear Drake apart
You must be out of this world to PLAY THIS FUCKIN' GAME!
The Xbox's release is as long ago, now, as the NES's heyday was when AVGN started making episodes.
That can't be right, can it?
The time between the movie xXx and xXx: The Return of Xander Cage is almost the same as Return of the Jedi and The Phantom Menace.
Now where’s my prune juice?
No, he started in 2004. NES came out in 1985 and would've been 19 years old. The Xbox came out in 2001 and is now 17 years old.
Closer to SNES but he did N64 and PS1 games which were only 1 gen earlier than Xbox.
Pretty soon he will review Far Cry on the Wii again.
It's right, but it now means I'm old. That shit came out when I was 10.
He's playing Xbox games. Won't be long now till he's actually reviewing Boogie on the Wii.
I think he briefly showed that game in one his Christmas videos.
@@nickzilla20 yeah, he went forward in time and his future self was reviewing it. That's what I'm talking about.
IT'S TIME TO BOOOGIE!!!!
I love how in that video, even he thought he'd be played out by then. It's amazing how long he's been doing this.
But I know what you mean. A more in depth review.
You're a beast, even with a broken game and without cheats you own the patience to make it to the end, you're the master I would avenge
Keyner Ovares
I don't even think he plays these games when making an episode. He has other people to help.
lol no he doesnt have u seen the makin of AVGN episode,u fucking donut
Parental Guardian Damn. Next time I get angry with someone, I’m gonna call them a fucking donut.
he plays them, use research before opinion next time
@@precoius nah man that's cruel, show some mercy
7:44 best dance move ever.
That's my favorite part of this video episode
I love the fact that you used the original MASSIVE controller for this. Always glad to see you put in the extra effort for true nostalgia.
Only 2 more years until avgn is reviewing raid 2020!
Comment aged like fine wine indeed lol
Bad people die and go into YOU !
"It's not like you're in Hell! YOU'VE BECOME HELL!"
In Soviet Russia, the Holocaust denies _you!_
In Soviet Russia, your butt takes it up _you!_
In Soviet Russia, WTC does _you!_
i remember u
*shutter* that’s a disturbing thought
We've reached full Yakov Smirnoff here lol
This looks like one of the hundreds of half-assed indie projects that tried to get through Steam Greenlight
Actually, it got ported to Steam.
Steam greenlight, or steam direct?
that not fair. This game has WAAAYYY more effort put into it then 95% steam shovelware games
except it looks and plays better than those steam asset flips
I had to keep convincing myself constantly that I wasn't watching you review an N64 game.
Looks like one lmao
"He's gonna take you back to the past"
That feel when early to mid 2000s is now considered old times.. ;_;
it's almost two decades past the 00's Let that sink in.
This game is older now than Super Mario World was when Drake of the 99 Dragons was new.
Let that sink in.
Damnit I’m getting old.
Welcome to your 30s, my friend.
He started making reviews in 2004. He's almost going to be reviewing contemporary games from when he started. The nerd is immortal.
I remember Avgn had a Christmas carol episode where in the future he reviewed wii games with a long beard. We’re getting closer to it and all getting older..John!
Eventually when he's doing Wii games then we'll get to see an _Imagine: Party Babyz_ episode
Dont say that he still young many more nes/snes/n64 games yet
The Wii is a treasure trove of bad games. I can't wait until that starts happening.
John?
You're getting old John.. You're getting old - Bennett
12:58 leaked footage of the fourth Matrix movie
Underated comment.
10 years from now, he could do Ride to Hell: retribution
No game has earned its title like Ride to Hell has. Retribution of my FISTS in the developers' faces!
No he’s should do that one now I mean he did Sonic 06 so it’s game on for 360 games
ZP already reviewed that abomination.
he could actually do it right now
I'm counting the days.
6:02
The current driver of that truck, is under the “Big Rigs” syndrome!
Look on the bright side, at least He/She/It is reverse driving under 1,000 MPH.
Came to make this comment.
That truck is from big rigs
Biiiiiiiiig moTHer FUCKin Riiiiiigs!!!!!
Wrong, Big Rigs trucks don't even move
"Oh, and the lips barely move, so I can't tell if their talking or some kind of inner monologue." That line always kills me, especially with the bad lip syncing from AVGN while he says it
Best part the video
2:58
Drake Of The 99 Dragons is so broken it was probably programmed by the Glitch Gremlin.
Can’t wait for 2040, the Nerd is gonna be reviewing PS4 games.
Shaq fu
Shaq Fu is a 1994 SNES game.
@@MorinehtarTheBlue and also a ps4 game lol
If he meant a Legend Reborn then he should have said so. I wouldn't except any review of it that didn't ask why they decided to make it.
RideMyLighting I want him to review The amazing spider man 2 movie game and Transformers rise of the dark spark
Watching New AVGN is like spending good time with old friend. Priceless.
spqninjapl beautifully put my friend.
It's so weird how that works isn't it?
Great way of putting it!
bingo.😎👍
6:00 maybe it's a Big rigs truck
Oh damn !
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG MOTHERFUCKING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!
3:23 Morpheus: “I have seen men empty entire clips of ammo and hit nothing but air.”
Morbius?!!
"It's not like you're in hell, YOU BECOME HELL! Bad people die and they go into you!"
I can't even imagine what that would be like lol.
Don05 Your thumbnail tho. Is that Korra's cousin by any chance?
@@thirdplanet4471 Yep!
4:49 - AVGN: "And then drake- ....hops out the window, and dies!"
Game: "Obviously."
Did..... did you time that?
The truck going in reverse must be one of the Big Rigs. I guess that’s what happens when you finally make it across the void of nothingness. Makes sense; I guess that giant, glitchy plane is just a transitional space from one shitty game to another.
This should be the top most comment. That was pretty damn clever, dude.
Dude I thought you were DEAD! Welcome back
Pundit07 Thanks man! I noticed some other people making the same kind of joke but I wanted to add a little something to it.
Juggalo University Hey, uh, you got any heroin or something?
GG Allin 2 words = drug bridge
7:01 Even in death, Drake manages to flail his gun upward.
Feels like he’s trying to do a middle finger but his fingers are paralyzed
Just playing the game must be the hardest work for making those videos.
He could have MF Mike play some...
The truck was going backwards because someone was playing big rigs and appeared in the game. Edit: wow 1K likes! Thanks, that’s the most likes I’ve ever gotten!!
Love the username!!
BrentDoesGames thank you so much! Fawful is like my favorite Mario character.
Lord Fawful?
But where’s Fawful’s Minion?
This comment made my fucking day LOL
Aw, man. I made a comment like this, only to find I'm 3 days late. I had to get rid of it.
I love that after jake dies his arms still go in random directions
"I almost cried trying to beat this elevator level and I'm not afraid to admit that" hahaha I know how that feels
thats how i felt trying to beat Alundra
Hollow knight drove me to that point
8:51
That's how I felt trying to beat 'Learning to Fly' in GTA SA.
Father by day Angry Video Game reviewer by night !
best double life ever! XD
Hyper Star Tru dat
Hyper Star he’s practically a super hero
FUCK YEAH
True that lol 😝
More budget went into the ending of this video than the game.
The truck going backwards was clearly from Big Rigs.
LOL. Good one! :)
It would be going at supersonic speeds if it was.
+Perry lee I know right. Big Muthafuckin Rigs! Every race You're Winner!
@@jdb2002 correction , it would go at above light speed
If it was big rigs its would be impossible to see the truck...
The ending of this video is probably my favorite ending to a Nerd video ever.
I was looking for comments like this to agree with, I have watched the ending at least 20 times now.
you become hell!
Bad people die, and they come in you!!!!!!
Barz!! 🔥🔥🔥
Jean-Marie CORDA ? Dans une vidéo de l'AVGN ?
@@Darnactheduck je suis fan hard core de james rolf
Wooo wowo quelle heureuse surprise JMC on the place.
"Was that an euphemism?
I'm gonna go ahead and say it is!"
Thanks James Rolfe for making my day much much brighter.
I think someone looked at Max Payne and thought it wasn't edgy enough
the difference is the edginess of max payne is not there just to look cool and actually works in favor of the story and charachter
Nice pfp
The animation makes mass effect andromeda look like pixar
I watched your videos as a kid, but eventually I just kind of forgot about this. A few days ago, however, I saw an old AVGN video in my recommended list, and I've been watching since. I don't know why exactly I stopped watching, I love the videos. Keep up the great work.
same happened to me )) and few months back I watched an epoisode and then I wathed every season!
I also don't get why I stopped?!
Welcome back
You two probably stoped when avgn episodes started to be released less often.
DARKALUCARD12 That could be it. For the longest time I thought he had stopped.
Was that when he was filming the AVGN movie?
12:41 Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube gunman, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube gunman, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube gunman!
I'll buy three please
Yes finally a new episode of my favorite series ever made
and it's a game I've been wanting to see him talk about forever now and it's on my birthday too
The ending killed me. James is genius.
Yes m8
In case you didn't know you can watch them early with Amazon Prime.
AVGN claims that he has been waiting for the game to be old enough but the game isn't even 18, I think the nerd has to sit down and have a talk with Chris Hansen.
I am his son
I am his dad
Man I haven’t seen a Duke controller in years. I played so many games with that thing
Web Head When I have my equipment back
They brought it back for Xbox 1
They have a PC version too, Nostalgia Nerd reviewed it. It ain't cheap but it's the most comfortable controller ever for big meat mitt dudes like me.
dook controller
Hyperkin made a a Duke Controller for the X1
I remember getting this because I thought it was a Dragon game on the Xbox. It was awful.
Hence why the Nerd gave his two cents on it here.
@@InuYugiHakusho no shit
I agree with you it was terrible Bryce Mckenzie
I'm glad I never got this....
Damn.
If you having game problems, I feel bad for you, son.
I got 99 games, but 'Drake of the 99 Dragons' ain't one.
Hey, this ain't some guy from Harlem!
HIT ME!
This game is a piece of rancid wheel cheese left in a dungeon to rot and get diseased worse than the molecule in Super Final Doom in my Doom projects!
Only 99 games
Welp
"99 Dragons, made out of 99 precent Bullshit!"
- Angry Video Game Nerd
This video was already comedy gold, but that ending was the unexpected cherry on top.
Aaron Ramirez exactly!
this game probably could have been cool if they'd finished making it before they released it.
Agreed. I like the Bruce Timm-esque character design, and I imagine the game *would* have played something like Tenchu 3, but it's obviously just an incomplete mess :/
The developers went on lunch break only to come back to find out the studio heads released it when they came back
nah, it's the pretentious wannabe cool 90s style. It would've aged incredibly poorly. Hell, no one gives a shit about Matrix or Blade anymore and this is right up that alley
David Arel Any game that's at least 10 years old qualifies to be reviewed and Drake of The 99 Dragons is from 2003, not 2013.
When avgn came out, xbox was still new
Oof
Evan S. Dat longevity, good for him
Well, you say new. It was 3-4 years old at the time.
@@lapinnhd2306 Still a year and a half before the 360 came out.
Nostalgiaception
10 years from now he'll review SonicBoom rise of lyric
He's gonna be in his 50s by then, I believe. I will be seriously impressed if he's still doing this.
This game's graphics look like they were caught in a twilight zone between PS1 and PS2 graphics...
also weirdly reminds me of Fortnite art style for some reason...
That’s called the Dreamcast.
+coolkidontheblock More like between the N64 to Gamecube.
compare it to Spider-Man 2 & GTA San Andreas graphics and it's not that bad
or sega dreamcast
Intruders in the Penthouse Of the 99 Dragons Clan?! YOU MUST BE OUT OF THIS WORLD TO GET PAST OUR GARUDS
Haru Okumra bonkers
GARUDS
GET THE GARUUUUUDS
I'd like to think people in that world speak in typos...
"But it was so shitty it faded into obscurity." *while showing a picture of the Hanson brothers*
God damnit James, this is why I've been a fan for years and keep coming back for more. The master. The original. The best. Accept no substitutes. :^)
um...hanson has not faded from obscurity. Do your homework instead of grabbing what you think is low hanging fruit.
Can confirm they are obscure never heard of them
Hanson bros still put out really good music.
totally forgot about them
@@acidroofproductions9378 You've GOT to be fuckin kidding !!!
12:51 Become one with the undying dragon, Nerd. Then the power will be yours!
Someone please make a gif of James on the dance floor. Those moves are fly.
There's already one of him wearing a beer helmet going crazy from the Atari Sports episode.... AVGN needs to be an animated show for Adult Swim or HBO.
i love the matrix reference especially after James' last video where he talks about how there were too many Matrix references in comedies. Well done sir
Nerd, you might not see this, but other people might. You absolutely NEED to try Chakan: The Forever Man for the sega genesis. The pinnacle of hard and cryptic gameplay on that console. LIKE IF YOU WANT THE NERD TO REVIEW CHAKAN!!!
I second that. I've hardly ever played Chakan, yet I agree.
And Earnest Evans. Earnest Evans may be the worst Genesis game ever.
@@Burn_Angel Oh yeah. Earnest Evans definitely earned its bad reputation. Although it has a pretty kick ass soundtrack. The only thing that it's worth the torment of playing it
@@Burn_Angel Thanks for the support, my man. :)
Tomas Barber Can't argue with that. It has an awesome soundtrack, at par with its prequel, El Viento's, if not even better. And the Sega CD version is even better in that regard.
I fucking loved that game
A later game of this style that I think is actually good is "WET". I feel this game had potential, but it just wasn't refined, even a little bit.
That ending was great! XD
the arms are ridiculous hahaha
The matrix films in a nutshell.
12:49 Hong Kong 97 the game is on the shelf
That's the one and only physical copy in the entire world.
Don't forget the Wireless Air 60, a bunch of weird, likely non-existent, sonic the hedgehog games... and a whole slew of other oddities
i couldn't notice that. I was too frightened by that raving, armed, disc-headed Slenderman.
And there's Plan 9 From Outer Space behind it, which is considered one of the worst films ever made.
Don't forget the IntelliVoice!!
Oh God, this game was so ridiculous...
being featured in an avgn episode is the best thing it ever accomplished xD or only thing for that matter
But Proto, there are More ridicules games out there
This game needs a reboot and be made better.
Why are you everywhere jeez
@@iplaygames5997 who me or him?
9:51
...
ALL YA HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!
6:02 it probably got here from backing out of Big Rigs LOL
Soo good!!! xD
12/10 comment right here
Makes sense to me
hahaha !!
in big righs If you hold backwards button for half an hour, accelerate with such speed that you teleport in other games!
This was fucking great
Drake of the 99 Dragons is the ugly cousin of Max Payne no one talks about
LOL, that's giving it to much credit, Max Payne is awesome and this shouldn't ever be mentioned in the same sentence as Max Payne lmao, still funny joke regardless
i own all 3 max payne games and they are way better than this jizz basket cartoony knockoff
All three Max Payne games are masterpieces... we don't talk about the movie though.
@@seriousspikesam7770 lol
Looks more like a more shit version of Bloodrayne, which was also published by Majesco.
4:52 “And Dies”!
Game: Obviously 🙄
That ending...
If I was a hudge from the Oscars, I will give them to this.
games from 2003 are now eligible for AVGN? Hell yeah! Review Tomb Raider The Angel of Darkness!
22MewDragon except that’s a good game.
That's one of the games he'll be covering in the upcoming "Tomb Raider" review.
How about Carmen Sandiego The Secret of the Stolen Drums?
He goes into newer games some times. You should check out Sonic for XBOX 360 review. Another pile of godforsaken crap!
Tactical Chunder wasn’t earthbound a good game?
I feel so old . He's already reviewing x box games
The Nerd had reviewed some Xbox games in the past. Heck, he already reviewed a 360 game.
I feel like the xbox is still somewhat new when I think of old systems I think of the Intellivision, Atari 2600, Nes, Turbo Graphx 16 etc.
Necramonium considering the Nerd started reviewing games in 04 and he did SNES games that would have been 14 years old and younger at the time, this game is 15 years old so it actually does fit with his motif. Like it or not, Xbox, Gamecube, Playstation 1 & 2 are now old enough to be considered retro(Also the fact that these are 3-4 generations behind.).
pat the man 26 he has in the past too
I came to the comments to say this... I hate being old. 😥
Woah, the nerd playing 3D games? You should totally play Pepsiman then! and the E.T. game for PS1!
Pepsiman is actually kinda cool...
He already played those
You can't be insinuating Pepsiman is anything less of a video gaming gem!
What? Pepsiman is awesome.
Nyah Senai all I said he already played them that's all
7:36 the nerd pushing his pelvis like duckman lol ahhh I loved the '90s
"Demon semen and Reese's feces"
That's why we love the nerd!
Guess there's a reason I never quite enjoyed this content and now I understand why
@@Whocareslol begone
I loved and hated those bulky ass tanker controllers at the same time.
LMFAO James that ending is fucking hilarious. Thanks man.
The ending was amazing! lol
also what about the intro, its freaking beatiful
ONE OF MY FAVS SO FAR!!!
love the ending, extremely accurate.
the intros get better each time
Starring Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman as Drake.
Good ol' Family Guy references! ;)
That guy is so cool, he makes me want to buy a used car.
Next time for another shitty Xbox game.....Kabuki Warriors....
The game that nearly ended Microsofts gaming dreams.....
Seriously?
Man I remember the early days of the Xbox. It was practically the laughingstock of the gaming industry.
Bloodwake
Sester Man, definitely serious the game nearly killed it for Microsoft, the gameplay, the fighting, and the controls were just awful it has to be seen to believed.
Luis Canamar - MediaBros
Yup, I remember those days, if it wasn't for Halo being an X-Box exclusive ... *remembers how Microsoft treated Halo and Bungie* ... fuck, now I'm suddenly depressed for some reason...
2:26 this scene feels like it's made for an ad for the game
it looks like it was made by the same guys that animated xavier renegade angel
Once AVGN uploads I quit whatever I am currently doing to watch the video
Same.
Trrrrrue L.
Even if you’re whackin’ it?
Wait, what am I saying? That’s the perfect reason to keep on whackin’ it.
"When bad people die, they go into you."
That's gotta be one of my favourite AVGN quotes yet.
"A 5 star recipe for your declining sanity." I'm going to use that one from now on.
These guys were working on this game at the same time as Nosferatu: The Wrath of Malachi, which was actually a really good game. Guess they focused all their effort on Nosferatu while betting their company on Drake
Basically, just like Flatout 3