Back Of Library Smells Like Weed
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- Опубліковано 28 сер 2024
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Library patrons in Pennington, IL report that something definitely smells like weed back in the young adult section.
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“Yup *sighs* that’s weed..” - Dutch Gibbs who lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70’s
Lmfao
Well done
I've lived in Seattle nearly my whole life and frankly I'm not sure if I would notice it now
It hard cause not only is it everywhere but the smell of weed, skunk/swamps, fish, urine, industrial runoff, methamphetamine production, etc all kinda blend together after a while
That part Took Me Out 😂☠️
lmfaooo dutch has a plan
“i don’t smell anything, i really love the library.” makes sense
Yb highh sl
young bull was the nigga smoking it I’m already knowinn 😭
@@LeekoHavinn on god he was, he don’t know where the hell he at
Mans is higher than a kite
He ain't even know what it smells like
"Yea. That's weed." Man, what a professional!
U think he got paid for confirming it lol
They say he studied for years at the nations top institutions to finally come to that conclusion
... who called local ceramics teacher Dutch Gibbs who lived in Seattle for a few months in the seventies.
don't say oh man please God bless 🙏❣️
Peter's Lifestyle wait, wut?
"Eat shit, Randall. I'm in recovery. "
100% valid.
Threw me off😂
why she doing that to randall, he didnt do anything wrong
@@forkfoxneedsvaults He did tho.. He made fun of something super serious while shes recovering... randall is an asshole.
@@forkfoxneedsvaults Ever try to stop eating a bag of potato chips and fail?
That's 100% what meth is like. Totally.
@@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree real shit
Dude just walked in and said, “Yeah that’s weed.”
Jacob Pulling 😂
I couldnt stop laughing 😂😂
“Dutch Gibbs who lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70s”
XD
💀
*inhales*
"Yup that's weed"
*Dad noises*
Haha
I half expected him to look at one of the shelves grunt and start saying something or other about how it’s not level
Bro its Seamus from rdr2
Smash Pie ooookkkkk
Lol I love how these older actors are so good at their satirical roles. Underappreciated masters of the craft
“…who lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70s”
“Yup…that’s weed.”
I live in Seattle i love how where known as potheads 😂
@@erinsmith2713 Wait we are? Hold up I’m bouta move.
@@daiyu7956 we’re really not lol
Lol ceramics guy
My favorite part
Lmaooo at Mr Thompson being a suspect with ZERO evidence besides his picture
Racial humor
@@CMECLAPNwhat? No?!
We would Never make the ONLY Black Person in a White Environment a Suspect because of his….. (gets a Note) Oh we do…
Well: (runs away and lets the Letter fall)
aged well
fr
You’re a humorless weirdo. Learn to laugh, miserable leech.
“Yup thats’s weed”
“That’ll be $3000”
eleventh
hah I'm so extremely funny
Stg they charge u for dumb shit
mrs stevens: holy cow thats more than what a lb goes for!
cathy: a lb of what?
@@sussusamogus7331 what
@@goshogosho8331 the first guy said first but then he edited it
the “and Mr. Thompson” with no explanation killed me
@@BamaChad-W4CHD wtf, did you even watched the video? The one who lived in seattle in the 70s was the guy who said "yeah, thats weed"
Some comments got deleted. Probably too stupid. I mistakenly said Mr Thompson was the one they said "lived in Seattle for 3 years during the 70s"
Same 😂😂😂
@@BamaChad-W4CHD sorry for coming off so aggressive dude, Its all good is a little mistake
I think the joke is that he’s Black
"Yep...that's weed" - Dutch Gibbs, 2013
lol
😂
Geoffrey Bronson I was just about to comment that💀💀
Hahagahahahaha
*sigh*
“Lance who has girl hair and hangs out by the quarry” sent me
that's when i lost it. literally used to smoke weed in high school back in the early 2000s with my dude friends with girl hair out by the quarry, i feel so seen
Just because a guy has long hair doesn't make it "girl hair" but this was a difernent time so it not ok to say that it never was but it was more normal then
@@shinyman250Have a laugh for once!! There are only two genders that are distinctly different from each other 😂, regardless of what “scholarly sources” you provide saying otherwise. It’s all indoctrination and politically driven.
@@shinyman250 ?? That's part of the videos joke. This is the onion. The entire video is satire... what makes you think a one off joke about "girl hair" is the only genuine part?
@@justarandomperson2786He probably has long hair and got offended by it somehow even though the entire video is satire
I like how they described the stoned kid as a young "reading enthusiast"
Yeah lol but was he found guilty though
I like the way that guy said yEp that's weed
The fact that they didn't suspect anything from him but accused Mr Thompson for no reason had me dying lmao
Ikr
And the expression on Dutch Gibb's face when he confirmed the smell was weed is priceless 🤣🤣
"I dont smell anything
i really really love this library"
Walang Alam that kid is mad stoned
Any one else got the munchies?
AHAHAHAHA
Too bad it wasn’t meth or they’d have you come down and sniff it out. Why the fuck is this just now popping up in my recommended
1:20
0:55 “Yep... that’s weed” so glad he was on the case
Bimmer Boi 😂😂
That was the best part lmao
😂😂😂
Is this a joke?
haha, well. Of course
"to bad it wasnt meth, they could have had you come down and sniff it out huh Kathy" 💀
"Eat shit Randall, I'm in recovery"
“Yup, that’s weed”😭😭😭
That 1 got me
@@jorgemendoza2432 well im number 666 now
Dude fucking same! 🤣😂
Bruh I swear to God, the moment I heard him say it, I was fucking dying 😂
lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Yeah.. that’s weed.”
Had me dead
I busted out laughing when he said that
💀😭
He know exactly what it is. 💨👌
I live in Seattle and I can confirm that every human smokes weed there
Same ngl 😂😂😂😂💀
"I don't smell anything but I really really really love the library" destroyed me from the inside.
Broo this comment has 420 likes
no it doesnt@@solomale2156
@@solomale2156 no it doesnt dumb dog
Ma boi was faded asf look at him💀
We all knew that one kid back int he day hah.
my little bro was higher than the clouds and they still couldnt pick up on him
These librarians all gossiping and talking over each other killed me
I thought a piece of hair was on my screen
I thought a piece of hair
1000 subs no vids
They were high
Omg pieceq of hair guy
I thought
I used to work in a library. I hate how accurate everything in this is.
Wat
Daniel Martinez double wut 😐
@Daniel Martinez o.O huh
Daniel Martinez little do they know... I AM STILL THERE AND WATCHING THEM AHAHAHAHA
@Daniel Martinez we? Boy what do you know about being attractive
“Eat shit Randall, I’m in recovery.” Gold
Holden Ross she doesn’t say eat shit she was continuing w her reporting and said something like “each of”
Jude Luff no. She says eat shit lol.
Jude Luff after his insult calling her a meth addict
@@judeluff What!??? How did u hear Each of? Lol clearly she said Eat Shit 😂
Jude Luff your the one smoking the weed
The librarian "middle aged women who get incredibly flustered and excited over something relatively minor" energy was captured perfectly
“I don’t smell anything.... I really really really love the library” 😂🤣
he was baked
Oleg Cattanach haha yeah that is the joke
he look high asfk
A true stoners spoken words! 🌬 💨
aznfetshkyle bro was high asf
That "yeah, thats weed" looks like a the office scene
Buddy looks like he smokes weed
I read this in a Chinese accent
She said she’s on recovery
Lmfaooooooo
Why’d you phrase that so weird lol
“I don’t smell anything”
homies off the gas
💀💀💀
Lmaooo
Facts
The worst moment is when you just finished smoking and someone walks to where you were just smoking and asks if you smell something, and you have to decide if you want to lie or tell the truth, and then from there lie again or tell the truth again.
Master Pope Yoda what?😂😂 why tf wouldn’t you lie
This pops up in my feed every 2 or 3 years, and it's always golden....... The roast at the end though, geez Louise😂😂
Looks like I'm not the only one.
hiii there xD
See y'all in "Why so Pale?" later this week.
@@danefuentes3877I saw that but this is my first time seeing this😂 is this shit real bro? I can’t tell😂😂
The high kid is so accurate, I almost wonder if they passed him a bong before filming.
it does raise questions about how that kid nailed it
Thats not actually how most act. I'm just completely normal
@@soggy_toast_69 that is how KIDS act, they have a low tolorance, WE act normal because WE aren't getting high, we're getting level and that's why we act normal
Slxshie I mean most people act fine when they didn’t smoke a lot, a lot of people act like that when their tolerance is low or they just smoke a shit ton
Gaming With Gabe eat your cereal
"Randall, I'm in recovery."
Im dead
@@fgfam4805 HAHA
yeah but if he included the swear word in his original comment, youtube would have de-emphasized it
FG Fam good
My favorite part 🤣
I love how the guy just goes “yup... that’s weed.”
Fucking love that guy “yup. That’s weed”
Exoryy you literally just repeated his comment and added the f word.. what’s the point bruh. Please go Han g yourself
Miniguccibear d no, I removed 2 .’s
Miniguccibear d also, why’d you put a space in between Han and G
If you can’t be bothered to say the whole word don’t say it at all
hands on hips and shaking he's head ajanajajajaja
Bro was faded af “I really love this library”
“Yup that’s weed”- Ceramics teacher
Come here Coward I died laughing when I heard that 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Lol mine somoked
That’s what my ceramics teacher would say
Omg lol
This is literally what local news is like in small towns in the south.
I wish.
Its a blessing now
I can comfirm
I remember going to church and for YEARS people wouldn't shut up about some silverware robbery. That's when you know the town is DULL. Where I am now there's a nightly murder, and so I'm much happier.
@Brainszzz It's not boring.
That’s the kid that says “Ight imma fuh witcha”
lil esco 28
Really?
ong
in 2013 Esco had to be like 8-9 and his nose isnt that far up buddy out here looking like Voldemort n shit
“Thanks brah, imma catch you later g”
and Mr Thompson.
fr
Fr that part had me🤣💀 they literally said fuck you Mr.Thompson that’s why…and because your black🤣💀
I feel really stupid for not realizing this was fake until the possible suspects part
The only reason I believed it was true to the end was because I wished this was true. Not sure if this says anything about me.
Brady L ....PMSL 😆....your comment make me laugh hard ! .....can just imagine you getting to that part and the news reporter starting to talk about a male suspect that looks like a girl who hangs by the quarry ....then your brain finally clicks,🤣🤣
you smelled the onion but didn't bite it. Don't feel bad that it almost got you, feel good it didn't. Not everyone can say the same, unfortunately.
It took me until the giant underwear
I didn’t notice till watching it
twice
This kid looks like he’d say “The back of the weed smells like library”
I hate it when that happens.
How was this kid not a suspect 🤔
Lol, that kid clearly high
"the weed of the library smells like back"
@@gamingbro2900 Because it’s from The Onion
And Mr Thompson.... no need to elaborate
It's definitely Mr Thompson. There's just something about him.
lol that one went over my head for a second
I loved the subtlety in that joke
By far best joke in this
Something about him seems black and untrustworthy
"It's not like i'm Chooch or Chong or something"
💀
underrated line
@@paperbackk as soon as she said it i came to look for this comment, goated +2.
Here it is!!!
Cheech or chong* not chooch
@@neox5642 ChooChoo* not Cheech or Changs...
"Lived in Seattle in the 70's"
HAHA I love how that's the necessary qualification
"Yep, that's weed"
I can vouch for seattleites 😂💀
I live 30mins East of Seattle and can say that this is 150% accurate....
The ceramics teacher confirms 😂😂
Wakas Life Bellevue Sammamish?
We hired a professional expert to help.
*”yep, thats weed ;-;”*
an expert who "lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70s"
I wanted to like your comment but you have 420 likes rn :c
@@mrpringles6690 your act is a great honor to us all
“To bad it wasn’t meth they would’ve had Cathy sniff it out”
Cathy: “Eat shit Randall I’m in recovery” had me dead
@Joe same dude that was fucking hilarious
Why'd they have to ruin it by revealing it's not real lol..
😂😂😂 why he do Kathy like that
I was not expecting that at all I was crying
shaaa.that rocked
“Eat shit, Randall. Im in Recovery”
They’re like the 3 blind women from Hercules that share one eye
l3raiNfreeZe lol!! 😂😂
They like the 3 witches from Macbeth
Lmfao
On me
💯💯😭😭
I love how their like “annnnd Mr. Thompson” 😂🤨
like no explanation or nothing
@@orvinal2883 is one needed?
@@literaldickinass2006 nope, that was the joke
He’s just a normal black guy with no history to note of, but yet he’s still a suspect. That’s the joke
bro I was having a bad day and I saw that title and I swear I laughed my ass off for 5 minutes
"Yep that's weed." And "That boy Lance who has girl hair."
😂😂😂
I really love the library
Ahahhahahaha
Sounds about Lance
Lolll
The kid saying "Yeah... I really, really love the library :D" always gets me
They bring in the hippie art teacher and he’s just like “ohhhh yup that’s weed alright” gotta trust him he lived in seattle in the 70s 😂
it was the glory days back then, wasnt it?
@Logan Donnelly bro I thought the same shit. Even kinda sound like him
Anybody else thought this was pressed the same way the milkshake brings boys?
ceramics people are a chill and peaceful bunch
@@josephgomes4904 right now is the golden age for weed
Yep that’s weed 😭😭
-CeramicsTeacher2019
2013 dumbass
2013*
King Cation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣they brought in a specialist yep that’s weed lmao
Funny because I got high with my ceramics teacher in high school
Dana White funny cause my ceramics teacher always accused me of being high
“That boy lance who has girl hair”
*alrighty then*
“i Am oFfended”
I AM LITERALLY WHEEZING ASRGDHKJNJK
Who hangs out down by the quarry
I feel attacked
we watched the video
The casting on all of these is so baroque.
That librarian with the enormous, concerned eyes lmao. I have literally worked with so many people like that.
I didn’t realize this was fake until the librarians
KNG NO LIMIT so the fact that this is by the onion didn’t set off any red flags.
Its only weed no one cares ofc its a joke
You know the onion isn't the best reliable source for news...
/r/atetheonion
_pyrex fuck oh well
“who lived in seattle for a few years in the 70s”
His first name Dutch because they smoke in the Netherlands
funniest part of the skit hahaha
He said months 💀
@@pjotrvanmoorsel9433 Dutch is just a common name.
@@illuforce I now but it's the joke that it's name is Dutch and the Netherlands is known for the weed
“Yup, that’s weed.” That’s a mood rn.
Fr 😂😂
@Hunter Ansorge “I really love the library”
@@Muleek.420 That also had me dying.
Lol
Oh god. We get it. Can any 15 year ole kid ever hear weed mentioned without having to tell everyone how edgy they are.
Them all talking at once LMFAO
POV: You’re wondering why this was recommended to you, but hey, you’re not complaining
POV: You have a shitting fetish, and this youtube comment's section is your next target
I’m definitely not
Swear
Agreed 😂
Thank you
I couldn’t tell if this was real or not till she said “eat sh** Randall I’m in recovery
The Onion is entirely satirical. I don’t know if you knew this already, in that case then ignore this
@@chusetodd7931 no, there into the future report was accurate
@@chusetodd7931 i never noticed it was the union
this shit is so funny af
Not familiar with the onion?
“Eat shit Randall I’m in recovery” lmao
Eminem hospitalized due to stroke
🤯🤯 ua-cam.com/video/xLrdhh4yeaE/v-deo.html
@@chevyrebel2219 stop self promoting trash song
@@chevyrebel2219 lmao shut up
@@chevyrebel2219 we don’t care nigga
This popped up on my recommended for 4/20, nice😎🥦
is no one gonna talk about the end "to bad is wasn't meth, they could've just had you sniff it out"
She’s in recovery
Another comment with 2.8k likes does, but he butchered the spelling so much it's no wonder you couldn't find it.
she’s in recovery
Damn😂😂😂
"Eat shit Randall, I'm in recovery"
“ Yep that’s Weed “
*Pre Teen high asf giving interview*
“I don’t smell anything”😭😂😂😂😂😭
That smile though
@@kamikaz4560 Priceless
Pp
"I really, really really love the library"
Jesus Christ loves you
I can't stop laughing at the kid who's high and saying he can't smell anything
Him high? Nah, he's just a reading enthusiast, didn't you hear?
He's not high, he just REALLY likes the library
Haha
Neither can he.
As a weed smoker myself other people can smell it way better than me and says it stinks lol must do something to your smell senses or something
This video never gets old
Is everyone going to ignore that roast in the end
“eat shit randal i’m in recovery” 😭
soicyn4sh ! That’s not the roast he was talking about
Lol
🤣🤣
@@yestest1066 ur a dumbass
“That boy Lance who has girl hair” lmao😂
i would have wrote “that boy lance who looks like jesus and hangs out down by the quarry”
@@brendan5260 Actually the portrayal of Jesus that we most commonly see is a pagan god. He didn't have long hair or look like that at all, and there really wasn't any drawings of Him until they said that was what He looked like.
Yeah now a days they would have temper tantrum and sue probably
"Yep, that's weed." that's just the best performance ever
It sounded like Dave Chapelle
😂😂😂😂 this just randomly dropped on my feed and it’s a blessing
1:35 AGH THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD
Same
If u watch more of these fake news segments this is a running joke
Same
Anita Bonghit no way, I’ve got to watch them all now lol
@@maddiem1908 you'll see it's not the same insult everytime
“And Mr. Thompson” 💀
Brendan yep thats me
Brody Thompson you black?
that part had me dead asfk 😂
I was 420 like
"Chooch and chong"
Almost 10 years later and "yeah, that's weed" still manages to puncture my lungs.
@@ambienthangout huh lol
@@ambienthangout no it doesnt you have no idea what youre talking about
@@jakesianko2824 Anything smoked creates fine carbon soot that can pierce lung cells. Anything at all.
@@jakesianko2824 Everyone knows after 2 whole weeks of smoking weed your lungs basically look like a pair of rusty colanders. I prefer meth as a healthier alternative.
@@jakesianko2824 yes it does
i love the ladies all talking at the same time
Right! They really nailed the gossipy gal pals angle lmao.
“I don’t smell anything, I just really really love the library”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That boy was twisted
😂 💀 he was high trying not to show it.
🤣🤣🤣😭
The woman gave it to him and one of them took the bloomers off hoping to feed young boy some lunch and almost got busted and all this happened to cover it up!
Hes getting the green and the pink!
This boy was on one lmaoooo
I swear the onion is stealing all the good child actors.
nah he just really really loves the library
WHY THEY GONNA DO MR. THOMPSON LIKE THAT LMAOOOO
PapaTimmy right?!? No explanation or anything....
FABS it was a black joke
Statistics dont lie
Ninja Who ya tf
classic
Those Librarians definitely burnt the evidence
In the end "to bad it wasn´t meth" "randell i´m in recovery" that killed me XD
Bro the first 2 times I watched I couldn’t understand her until I read this comment 😂
"eat shit randell im in recovery"
“Eat shit Randall I’m in recovery “😂😂😂😂😂
Now I’m dying lmao
Damn, I didn't notice it either till this comment haha
Let’s be honest
The librarians smoked that weed
Absolutely 🤣
The kid found their stash in a book behind the couch and now he reads every day. He loves that library 🤣
they sound like anxious birds talking to the ops
Facts
Lolol the way they’re all talking over each other 😭😂
Call me paranoid, but there's something suspiciously dank about that paper boy.
yeah he's totally like ugh I smell aaaaaanyyythiiiiing
Not Cthulhu ayy 420 likes!
420 likes no one else like it PLSSSS
if only dislikes worked on here....
EazyE187um edgy
Classic! Still makes me laugh after all these years, both inside and outside a library.
“Eat shit, Randall, I’m in recovery” had me fucking dying 😂
@@QuentinAnthonyAnderson 2.9M views and a fraction of the comments. I'm sure people made it to the end lol
Swear that was the funniest part 😂
I was worried nobody watched that late, the skit is so good it's easy to miss the last three seconds being the funniest.
Just commented the same thing! 😂😂😂
@@QuentinAnthonyAndersonEat shit, Quentin, I’m in recovery.
List of suspects:
1. Lance - Has girl hair, hangs out by the quarry
2. Greg - Went ham on a plate of potato skins
3. M r T h o m p s o n
Hmmm, bldm apparently?
Racist
@@ruins4 who said what? (Genuinely confused here)
Take a joke LMAO
what is going on in the replies w h a t
“I DONT SMELL ANYTHING” I love the library👀
So high xD
@@duck6659 what I was thinkin😂😂😂👀
hi taylor. love from india
Found our culprit
Wtf its taylor from apex shit
this is straight up gold
"eat shit Randall I'm in recovery" got me laughing more than it should've, but yknow, here we are
That caught me by surprise. 😂
Me too 😭😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@ssshade1721 no she didnt
@@ssshade1721 same goes for you dipshit
“Well too bad it wasn’t meth they could have just had you come sniff it out huh Kathy”
“Eat shit Randell I’m in recovery”
Perfect
Yep we all heard it don’t know why you have to repeat what was said in the video...
@@rokeflame5288 for the FUCKING likes dude
Roke Flame for the same reason you posted this reply that nobody cares about 😂😂😂😂
Chad Smith or because it was funny?
“That kid who has girl hair” 😂 got me dead
My buddy sent me this video and it was that line that made me realize its a joke. Up to that point I thought this was real and didn't notice it was The Onion 🤪
Lol
More like Karen Justin Bieber hair
@@sakeofthesilkie4868 good one keep up the funny jokes
Looks like Brian Laundrie in a wig.
"Eat shit Randall, I'm in recovery" 😂😅😂😅
“Yup, that’s weed” 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes
😂😂😂😂
Lol
Bruh the Black anchor is my real anchor from my hometown. Now he reports real news lol
Really? What is the name of your town?
Wait till you find out everything he’s reported has also been from the Onion
Where do you live
what's your home address
What is your social security number?
Lance. Who has girl hair.
Greg. Who was spotting going to town on some potatoe skins.
And. Mr Thompson.😂😂😂😂😂
Who was spotted*
Kids 100% fried for sure 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Paperboy- “I really, really, really uh like the uh library”
Great tv show
😂😂😂😂
I uh really really think that kid is the pothead.
It was me
I think we can all rule Jared out. Right? He seems like a good kid and claimed he didn’t smell anything. Definitely wasn’t him.
Billy Killmeyer I saw him vent
And he says he loves the library, that good soul!
@@lowkeyjc2347 I saw him vent XD
@@lowkeyjc2347 That actually made me laugh, fuck you xD
Yeah! Because he loves the library 🤣
That kid needs an academy award for this performance.
I dont think he was performing. Just high
He has more talent than anyone else that would ever get one.
Wasn't that good tbh
@@VegasVato702 he was acting this is satire have you never heard of The Onion till now everything is just a big joke
@@DaRkStAr88888 not sure if ur being sarcastic but yea were pretty aware of it being satire and obviously that kid is an actor but it's funny to pretend that he isn't one and is just high. How did u not get this?
Lil bro was the one smoking weed like “I don’t smell anything…I love this library” like 🤨🤣
Randal: "Well to bad it wasn't meth, they could've just had you come down and sniff it out huh cathy"
Cathy: "Eat sh*t, Randal I'm in recovery"
😂😂😂😂
Best part
she said "Each shipment - Randal, I'm in recovery"
@@rohanofelvenpower5566 no she didnt
@@godpleasehelpme5336 she did
@@kabirroopra5553 did not dick head
"Eat shit Randall, I'm in recovery"
Was not expecting that, RIP water I was sipping.
Hahaha peace and love💖💖💖♐
Got me too, but it was coffee lol.
Literally tho😂😂
Rip bozo
@@joesutherland2017 ouch
God, I wish this was real.
Probably is
I hope not.
I dont want the back of the library to smell like weed.
It is real
I'll make it happen as soon as i get back to school
Wait it isn't??
Favorite moments
0:55 "Yeah.. that's weed"
1:17 "I mean I don't smell anything... really really love the Library"