The Roast of Weed
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- Опубліковано 28 лют 2012
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Things get nasty when drugs are involved.
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Let's admit, the ending of alcohol driving over the cops is the most honest reaction to how drugs and alcohol are lawed these days.
Not if ur Canadian 😂
@@dazednconfusedrn hehehe ;)
so fkn true...
@@dazednconfusedrn how many people live in canada tho like 10
And how is it these days?
They should update this with a Juul being the cigarette's edgy son that has the voice of a toddler
Accurate
Dude they gotta add the dab pen
& the codiene passed out somewhere 😂😂
Cigarettes are more edge
They should add Marijuana to list since its used for medicine in hospitals
The fact that cocaine started by saying “ Sorry, had to run to the bathroom “ 😂😂
My guy😭I was waiting to see this comment
Cutting it with that baby laxative man….. 😬
@@jaredcarrick3468nobody does that
Stimulates stimulate the bowels
Reminds those hood times
He wasn’t coming from the bathroom because he was doing rails in there, ya dumbass! He was USING it!
2:44 the fact that cocaine woke up right before the cops came in sayin "is that- ARE U WEARIN A WIRE" (cause when ur on coke u usually get paranoid/over-alert abt certain things) is such a nice touch
Except for the fact that he was asleep
Oh hey shrooms is here… kind of
Ace Mochi Shrooms are great.
1:12 So Cute
Hey Ecstasy, give him a poke, make sure he's still alive.
500 on me GWAPGANG my god, someone throw this kid a glowstick.
Mmmmm....
S H R O O M S
"oh Adderall I haven't seen u since college"
ohh get itttt
I feel like the glowstick joke went over everyone's heads too lmao
radpolitician yep adderall is used by college students to help them study.
I'll leave it at 420 likes
I havent seen it since then either🤷🏽lol.
no
It’s nice being able to come back to this after so long finally being able to understand the jokes lol
I only understand weed 😭
You went on a spiritual journey my friend! How was it?
Don't expect sympathy from me.
@@sammicoporsammicopor what💀
GOD created us to be with Him. (Genesis 1-2) OUR sins separate us from God. (Genesis 3) SINS cannot be removed by good deeds. (Genesis 4-Malachi 4) PAYING the price for sin, Jesus died and rose again. (Matthew-Luke) EVERYONE who trusts in Him alone has eternal life. (John) LIFE with Jesus starts now and lasts forever! (Acts-Revelation) Now what's stopping you from reading the Bible and learning who God is?
"Oh hey shrooms is here... kind of" I felt that.
Yeah just sort of blended halfway between two dimensions lol
Ikkkk bruhhh🤣🤣🤣
Yeah he's here, but he's also everywhere. He has melted into the cosmos, become its consciousness and now thinks he is god.
@@MrMarttivainaa
Or at least visiting God.
Username checks out
I would totally watch this if it were to a TV show.
.
***** ?
Jerad Clark Me, too.
Awesome idea! Like one of those commercial style episodes on Adult Swim
I'd love this to be an adult cartoon!
"My god, somebody toss that kid a glowstick or something" 😂 As a total rave kid when this came out that was always my favorite line
The mushroom was out of it and didn’t notice that the pill was touching him.
Look up "American Dad Roger Glow stick Rave"... 🤣
“When did you get out of jail?“ got me 🤣🤣
“Weed’s so great, I bet he’d lend me 500 dollars!”
Hehehehe
We watched the video dipshit
@@KaziKami 🤣🤣🤣
Either way, his comment has almost 200 likes for some reason
“Meths here, meths so great, I bet he’d lend me $500”
@@KaziKami Hellen Keller did not....
"he might not be the most popular drug here tonight, but he has the best celebrity endorsement... Give it up for cocaine!"
That was too real...
idk its pretty popular if you have the good stuff lol
I thought it was amazing when they invited him to speak at the RNC, really going places...
he started singing Eric Clapton she don't lie 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah. People should really stop thinking they need to try that crap.
PS:Off topic but I'm assuming the pink drug with the eyelashes is a type of drug made for women.
@@flamerodbarrel1311 Buddy of mine tried cocaine once. He said he didn’t like it, because he just blacked out and woke up naked in someone’s bathroom. No memory passed doing a line.
Personally, I don’t really find that appealing, but zoning out while watching something on funny/interesting Netflix/UA-cam while enjoying some snacks. That’s a lot more appealing, so I’ll stick to pot instead
Mushrooms did wonders in my life. Over the course of my life, I've suffered from uncontrollable, depression, anxiety, alcohol, smoking, and illicit pills addiction. Imagine carving heavy chains for a long time and then all of a sudden that burden is gone. This is something that really needs to be used globally to help people with similar health challenges. I've been sober for 6 years and have my life back.
Congrats on your recovery. Most people don't realize that psilocybin can be used as a miracle medication to save lives.
To be honest, mushrooms are one of the most amazing things on the planet and it is natural, they serve in many ways not only for mental related issues.
Can you help me with a reliable source? I have suffered from years of addiction, anxiety, and severe ptsd, thinking I got my panic attacks under control, they've come back with a vengeance, and I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't. It's absolutely crippling me, I'm in Switzerland and it is hard to get a reliable source here. Really need!
Yes, Sporeville. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD, and addiction... Mushrooms definitely made a huge difference to why I'm clean today.
I wish they were readily available in my place.
Microdosing was my next plan of care for my husband. He's 59 & has many mental health issues plus probably CTE & a TBI that left him in a coma 8 days. It's too late now I had to get a TPO as he's 6'6 300+ pound homicidal maniac. He's constantly talking about killing someone.
He's violent. Anyone reading this Familiar w/ BPD knows if it is common for an obsession with violence.
This should legit be bought and made into a show. Love the idea
Lol Xanax won’t even remember going to the roast show.
@@AP-mq4tv that's not how weed works buddy
@@AP-mq4tv yooo what type of weed do you smoke tho 😂, yeah sometimes i forget what i said and forget some topics, but not like that
Alex Man ya sound like a goofy
@@nifalios1104I don't forget everything on weed lol but Xanax sheesh I forgot about eating a plate of Chinese food, my friends had to remind me I was shook
They found Xanax face down in the pool last week. I heard he’d been hooking up with fentanyl
Cocaine: Meth you had a *good* TV show.
Nice breaking bad reference.
We all got that reference, you didn't have to mention it
Breaking bad is a horribly inaccurate reflection of the meth trade. It’s certainly entertaining though
@@10billionsubswithnovidscha4 its not suppost to be realistic
Cocaine have very good show too - narcos
Aseel Anza we all knew there’d be an asshole in the comments. Why’d you have to comment?
I suffered the borderline disorder for over 23 years.
With so much anxiety Not until I came across psilocybin mushrooms treatmentPsilocybin treatment actually saved my life honestly. 6 years totally clean.
Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms
Microdosing helped me get out of the pit of my worst depressive episode, a three year long episodeenough to start working on my mental health
Can you help with the reliable source I would really appreciate it Many people talk about mushrooms and psychedelics but nobody talks about where to get them. Very hard to get a reliable source here in Germany. Really need
He's Reid_myco
The shroom experience stands as my most remarkable journey, an awe-inspiring encounter that left an indelible mark of amazement.
He’s on insta?
I almost cracked when heroine asked for 500 dollars. As an addict I absolutely relate to that 🤣
Ok?
I didnt get it
@@K7ANIMATION698Because drugs are expensive
I like the jokes, but the vibe with all the drugs being in a community is what really makes me happy with this
I love how every drug is on themselves
Cyber Kirby. same
lsd was not portrayed well
Oh really LSD made me laugh
8 months ago•up - 1,098
That's the joke... lmao
swag what makes you say thaaaaht
*Somehow alcohol's speech is the least slurred & makes the most sense. Since when does alcohol make you that clear minded?*
Since always. This was filmed in Russia
He can't drive though
Well it is just a beer
It doesn't make your mind to clouded either so I guess it fits
Since never lol
Adderall's face and mushroom got me rolling 🤣
👆👆I strongly recommend him he's trustworthy he ship to any location man he got all kinds of psychedelic product stuff's
@@michaelbertolino8937bro who
“Yo, beer, you can leave.”
The most deadly one of them all.
The ending just slaps so hard.
That's not the deadliest of them all but ok
probably one of if not the least deadly, unless we're talking pure numbers, not the ratio of, though.
Heroin is WAYYYYY deadlier than alcohol.
@ToxicBastard I argue alcohol is worse than heroin simply because it's socially acceptable. It's normal for someone to blackout drunk but only drug addicts pass out on heroin. Alcohol OD will kill you just like a heroin OD. Alcohol is just more available and normally abused.
Alcohol's only the "most deadly" because it's the most widely consumed/socially accepted so it's got the most numbers. If heroin or meth had a similar number of users to alcohol, the world would literally end lmao.
I think they confused LSD with Benadryl
BananaPhoPhilly seriously though wtf is up with spiders and Benadryl
Hmmmmmm I wonder how you’d know that 🤔
They mistaked it with Xanax
@@drek273 what kinda fuckin xans u takin ?
@@dreadlordhg360 Because he's taken LSD?
wouldn't it make more sense for the police to all be Caffeine?
Or donuts.
Yes it would caffeine or donuts
@James Olszewski sugar Is kinda a drug imo
No
@@truedarklander no, it isn't
I lost it when Cocaine randomly went “BAM BAM BAM BOP”🤣🤣
When I realized I'd taken that entire room... I got sober
Stay sober brother 👊
Ur hard
If weed is roasted than they’d all be high
Faddey fox yo
666 likes, i'd like but it looks nice
dude, nice pfp. u a furry?
They all a drug so they are already high
And its official, alcohol is THE most dangerous drug
+Adam Kocur TV no meth
Carlos Segura no
Meth is the worst drug by far
+I dont even know yea krokodil is the worst
+Carlos Segura believe me nothing in widespread use is more dangerous and worse in general then heroin
No matter how many years past , the lsd part always cracks me up lol
Fr😂
Fr😂
Would be funnier if it were remotely accurate...
Lol
It's the "In your uncle's denim jacket pocket" accuracy for me 🤦🏽♀️🤣🤣🤣
Now that I’m going into college I can ACTUALLY WATCH these decade old college humor videos I watched back when I was 8
I remember watching this and being so confused when I was younger.
I watch all of these vids every so often and get amazed at how much better I understand them with each watch.
PotentiallyInsane this was only four years ago troll
Grape Clorox Bleach it could have been 8 vs 12 or 9vs 13
Grape Clorox Bleach you are so dumb
actually it was about 5 years ago
drunk driving at the end... I get it
Frostbittenwinds Alcohol was sober enough to aim straight for the cop💯🤣
I was pissing myself laughing 😂😂😂
@@mikefisher4834 wow a whole yr and I just find that out
I hate Alcohol.
seen this in my youtube feed forever and finally watch it, glad i did lmaooo
I will feel so old when this becomes 20 years old. I remember when this first came out
LOL ecstasy and shrooms are now the cutest thing I've ever seen
Shrooms reminds me of my dog for some reason...
Arceus Lord of Creation I ship it ;)
Sharon Hocutt don't you mean, Danny sexbang ? It's an easy mistake. Some people get confused
FerretNSA Danny Sexbang is a character
Dan Avidan is a real person
and yes
I want Dan to voice Ecstasy in a second installment of this.
Arceus Lord of Creation I ship it. Ecstashrooms.
1:40 I thought LSD was just trying to scare weed and make him paranoid
He was
Look at the background then you will get it
Na he was hallucinating das why he said that cause das what LSD makes u do lol
Or so I think
@@noluvsouljah LSD wont make you see demonic spiders in normal doses. It distorts whats already in there, or caleidoscpoes might appear.
Maybe if you take 10 or more doses of lsd you could see a demonic spider, but it wont be in this reality
Lowkey, I'd be down for more of these.
I just made a purchase of mine online they lsd, dmt, mushroom, Xanax, chocolate bars and more,.”
2:17 Did Cocaine just reference Weeds and Breaking Bad? Never noticed that.
uncensorer Yes. Weeds was not as good as Breaking Bad.
+antoine eniotna WELL GOOD FOR YOU BUDDY. Want a prize?
+uncensorer If you never noticed it then why do you post this comment?
yes, and Eric Clapton
uncensorer watching Breaking Bad right now
I like the touch of everybody laughing at alcohol and cigarette's jokes since they are the most socially acceptable
Ohh nice touch
Weed was just chillin the whole time while the others were crazy. This is factual.
Holy shit I have watched this hundreds of times throughout many years AND ITS STILL FUNNY
When you realize the people at college humour have never done psychedelics LOL
Factsssssssssssssss
I just tried shrooms and I was in complete control, reminded me of a way more chill pure MDMA high
We gatekeeping bad habits now?
No Lollygagging if you’re gonna make a video talking about drugs surely it’s a good idea to know what you’re talking about
@@gunargundarson1626 taking acid isn't a habit nor is it bad for the majority of people
Let’s be honest. Nobody searched for this
I don't understand is this vid ment to be funny??
jimmy james yes
Ironically I did shearch for this😂
I did
No actually i didnt
Really wish they still made animations like these
This video is the reason I stopped doing heroin, and for that, college humor, I can never thank you enough 🐐🐐🐐
Alcohol seemed like he was completely sober, alcohol should've been portrayed as way worse, I know alcoholics and they're not a pretty sight.
William Warren-Meeks He killed the cops with a car.
Most people can drink responsibly and enjoy getting a good buzz off a few beers. Not everyone who drinks alcohol is an alcoholic. Yes I gotta defend beer. Don't be dissin' beer. :) But yeah I'm surprised he was played "straight", but he's not the one being roasted.
Crying 😂😂😂😂
I've met people who have been able to get completely shit faced, but still be able to act sober. Just because you've seen some alcoholics doesn't mean you've seen all.
@@jimmym3352 ur a alcoholic, if a meth jead smokes every blue moon hes considered a meth head
The older you get the funnier this is
Is funny because I never use drugs
You mean... the more of these you try the funnier it is 💀
The more drugs you do the funnier it gets
Yeah not really
Im 14 and and currently wheezing
The beer hitting the cop was the icing on the cake for me.😂
After having the most out off body experience on psilocybin, I feel my outlook and plan for my life has changed. I got so much work done in my head in those 6 hours, I really wish it’s that easy to get them here in Texas, I'll be very glad
It’s super sad that we have to be so secretive about it. It’s part of Mother Earth. Not man-made like alcohol or meth.
[mycelium_doc]
Ships psychs
Tried shrooms two weeks ago only 2.5 grams and it was the most relieved and self accepting I’ve felt in a long time.
@@amywilson7087 Where to contact him? Is it IG?
I’ve been microdosing for years now and it was truly helped me with my trauma. It’s helped with my anxiety, depression & PTSD. Always respect the drug & understand what you want to take from it.
Weed dispensaries = grass stations
could still be a gas station lol
MIKE WAITE Where I live you can buy weed at your legal weed at your local corner store.
Ha
Gunna have to use that
another slang for weed is gas so gas stations.
LSD was horribly inaccurate. The rest was kinda spot on
The LSD is tripping that seems accurate
no lsd wasn't even tripping properly that was like some dmt type shit lol
@@exi_axe7767 You obviously don't know what tripping is.
@@WhiskeyDip What if I do? maybe you are the one who never had a good shit
I felt like i had bugs when I did lsd
I really miss their animation shorts I used to binge these in the 6th grade and now I’m a high school graduate the time really flew
Best throwback video ever. Made me LOL first time I watched it in 2013, now I'm still laughing in 2022
that cigarette sounds like my aunt
firestonegraywolf Exactly My Girlfriend's Aunt Sounds Like That
lol my aunt too
College humor is so great, I'd bet they'd lend me 500 dollars
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The beer running over that cop is genius
LOL this video is so funny!!! LOL keep up the goox work fellas xoxo ,love derick
Weed didn't get roasted. He got Baked
Lol nice one.
Lol 😂 lol 😂 I like that
back then when college humor made quality videos
memo boy yes
I agree
Ikr
True
memo boy
I was gonna like but it had 666 likes..
I thought meth held the lock on "spiders under your skin".
yeah that was the same thought i had lol
This is the craziest video I ever saw on UA-cam
Its funny how the weed is very kicked back on the bean bag
Thats what weed does❤😎.I miss my beanbag lol.
@@frede1sj damn it's quarantine and I miss my weed bag 😭
Not a single soul:
YT recommendations: "Here's a random ass cartoon from before the Mayan calendar ended"
/r/uselessnobody
so true bro
WTF... Why does this have over 200 likes? It's so insignificant!
@skorn I asked... Lol. That why there's a question mark at the end.
Simpler times, those Myans.
God I remember loving this 10 years ago. Still do.
1:45 lol LSD ruined weeds buzz
The roast of weed... I guess you could say that’s a pot roast.
Lanevader funny
😂🔫
Eyy
Lanevader i
Autismatic, I use those same two emojis. Matter of fact, I was about to do that. I thought I invented it, lol guess not.
bro the ending had me dying
i don't even remember making this comment lol
I'd like your comment, but you have 420 likes and I don't want to ruin it 😂
AGlover90291 were you one of the cops?
Professor Gucho drunk driving. U get it ?
666 likes, damn 😮
That was 100% hilarious, thank you
UA-cam everyday for over a decade and today July 2023 I get this in my feed. Sweet! Worth the wait. Man, now I want some coke.
That comment was a joke.
When i first saw the LSD i thought it was a ravioli.
Honestly Blu. Well you must feel like a fool now right
Why isnt this a TV show ? this is great shit you have here, or at least an online youtube weekly series
this is so much funnier than the other shit you get on TV sometimes, I wish it was a real TV show
Totally agree
Wasn't there a TV show like this?
The Good Time Party Squad?
When he said to alcohol that "you, tobacco, and ambien can leave" I lost it
10 years later and this is still horrendously accurate
They don't change much
except for lsd
Crashes into cops, runs away.
LETS WATCH UTUBE I also watched the video
"oh Adderall buddy I haven't seen you since college!" HAHAHAHA
normie
I got an ad for a drug and alcohol rehab center before this. How ironic
the genius behind this cartoon is amazing lol
The moral of the story is that alcohol is still worse.
Zeus Carter cocaine and heroin are worse
Luke Hogan Side effects of alcohol
Accidents
Fighting/killing\assault
Pregnancy of an ugly\very unattractive lady
Amnesia after you've made a terrible life altering decision the next morning
Diarrhea lol
Zeus Carter wrong m8
gumptown7414 yes alcohol is really bad I know that it's just that cocaine and heroin are worse
Okay, you go shoot up heroin, or snort cocaine, or do meth, LSD, whatever
And I'll just have a glass of whiskey
We'll see who's worse after just one
The LSD part legit had nothing to do with LSD.
YPonThaTrack yea probably Benadryl
It kinda did, I think that you missed the point that the LSD made about weed paranoia, different perspective, different thought patterns, although I agree that bugs crawling under his skin wouldnt give him such a nice emotions to others, he would probably be silent and lost in his own mind during the peak of the bad trip
@@begrippy yeah but acid doesn't make you see things that aren't there
You'll See My Name EveryWhere - if you take enough, it does. Maybe not a full on ‘spider demon’ but fractals, patterns, and if you’re in a bad and dirty place, bugs.
@@Maserati7200 never happened to me but idk maybe I didn't take enough, most I took was 400 micro grams (which was ironically my first time)
Watched this about 7 times over the span of 4 or 5 years each time it’s made significantly more sense 😂
How nice to wake and bake to a nice animation clip 🔥
*watches this in grade school* hmm I don’t get it
*comes back to watch this in high school* OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH NOW I GET IT
same
esskgetit
Gavin same dude saaaame
I was 11 when I watched it and I got it.
Gavin same
Ending is such an Irony :) awesome and where's DMT ? :D
tripping balls in a corner haha :)
hahaha :D
Cosmic Kumar haha he couldn't even show up to the reunion because of how hard he was tripping :)
Cosmic Kumar DMT was here, there, anywhere and everywhere.
Yes its omnipresent :)
This shit looks like a family guy cutaway
The "even I couldn't make that look good" line was probably my favorite joke that and alcohol driving killing the cops lol
I'm my 30years of living I have never watched something this funny + am a smoking on some star dawg and this right here is gold 😅
There should be a real show of this
:D YESS THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO!!
I'm GOING to do that, but I'm just gonna make a comic about it, ship it to Adult Swim or similar, and see if they'll pick it up and make it a show.
@@Sharon_Hocutt Dream big, little Jimmy.
UwU
ShadowBlade I think I’d get tired of it after an eisofe
Golden Girls level firing out one liners
The fact that weed had to be roasted for this skit instead of literally any other substance says alot
Honestly if you watch the video all the drugs beside aclohol and cigarettes made themselves look like idiots and all weed did was sit there, he didn’t even care he was getting roasted
@Truth Hurtz not as bad as fentanyl, my old man od'd twice in one week on that shit
@Captain Keyes You gotta stop saying literally.
@@onutube6392 jesus christ
@@onutube6392 truth does hurt, damn
I don't know how to feel about this popping up in my feed, but it was So. Damn. Good.
Even though I've seen this video multiple times, I've never searched for it. Somehow it just appears in my recommended every once in a while.
so that's how heroin got out of jail....
This reminds me of sausage party.
same
It's the arms I think
Chase Morrison me 2
only it's funny
Lol I was thinking the same thing
I feel like the missed joke in this is weed is just chilling the whole time lol
Happy 3rd birthday to this video!
99.9% of the people posting in here
"Oh a video about drugs
I'm going to show off by telling all these strangers the drugs I've done"
That's right. ADERALL (medical reasons)
bet you dont even snort bongs brah
Not really showing off as much as a video about drugs is an ice breaker towards something common to talk about e.g. I've done Molly aka xtc aka whatever else you wanna call it and it would be interesting and amusing to hear other people's stories about their time on molly or their take on other drugs compared to it.
Yeah, one time I took three whole marijuanas and almost overdosed
what?
Love the social commentary at the end
"shrooms is here... kind of"
Psilocybin, lsd and many more psych products are gotten from This mycologist which ship discreetly locally and internation
They're on telegram as
Psych_sharon
Man someone gotta make an actual series like this 🤣🤣🤣