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“Smells like piss.” “Smells like- ew!” “Looks like piss.” “Wouldn’t touch it if I were you, dear.” “This is piss- piss with ink.” Always gets me I swear
Exactly! The line itself is funny in a sort of crude way, but it's the way Sondheim (and by extension, Tim Burton) directed the actors to deliver the lines. So deadpan and flat, and that makes it hilarious
I love how the Kill Count has gone from simply counting kills to a summary filled with extra tidbits of information and James' fantastic commentary about the movie. Fantastic improvement, 10/10 content.
@Findlay Bennett I am definitely not super OG but I have been here a while, can't even remember when it started. I was just complimenting the quality of current videos. I love the older videos too but he is expanding his content and it is fantastic to watch and enjoy.
Right! I thought his real accent was the one he has in pirates of the Caribbean but with a drunken twist to it 🤣 when I heard his real accent I screamed! I love Johnny Depp so much though
@@_Take_That_Depression_ It was actually the second movie, but I loved that scene, too. Apparently, that actually wasn't planned. Johnny wasn't supposed to fall over, so he just improvised.
I preferred Depp's singing for the movie too because it made his character more grounded and gave life to his hatred for life! Where as the Broadway singer sung like an angel yet acted like a demon.
I definitely agree with you in that regard, but I guess it depends on the song, because although Johnny deep did WAY better than Len carou in epiphany, I feel like carou was better at the humerous moments with the character, like try the oreist for example. Over all I prefer Depp, but I also understand why others prefer the original
I saw the play at the Springer Opera House here in Georgia a few years ago, and the lead had a deep, rough, gravelly singing voice that was just so spot on for the character of Sweeney Todd, but Depp does do an amazing job too
Eh. I don't agree with that. I get what you're saying - a lot if the time it may seem like they're too focused in perfect singing, so the acting goes out of the window. But please do listen to and see George Hearn and Len Cariou do this role - excellent singing and possess the menace, insanity, grief of the character. My first encounter with this musical was this film and at the time I was fanatical about Johnny Depp and loved everything he was in. Not so much anymore, I was in my early teens then so the fangirl-ism is understandable. However, now if I want to listen to the songs, I listen to the original broadway songs because I prefer them and they are objectively better considering that this is a Broadway stage show first and foremost. However, if I want to see more nuanced performance (and where strong vocal performancesdo not matter so much), I will watch the film. So, if I want to listen to great vocal/music performances, I'll have the Broadway recordings; if I want to watch a film I'll watch the film. You have to understand that theatre and film are different mediums and require different things.
@@MidnightIsoldetotally agree I have preformed in 2 different Musicals of SWEENEY TODD one professional and one a very good Amateur I was disappointed how all the chorus singing was cut in the Movie as they really tell the back story to the audience but in saying that I do like the movie too I thought Johnny Depp was fabulous Stephen Sondheim did say it was a movie adaptation of the stage musical and that it's not the same on film and will have lot's of differences to the Stage version so I watch both like you baci x
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@@Dreigonix you can also always find recorded stage versions with Robert Cuccioli (and later Rob Evan) in the original Broadway cast, they both kick ass!
Jonathan Lorraine I liked when he was like, smells like piss, looks like piss, this is piss.” It’s literally killing me how he said it like it was not a joke
Fun fact: Helena Bonham Carter was pregnant with Tim Burton's kid while filming the movie, and she didn't know it until they were halfway through filming.
The funniest thing about this video is that James's face progressively gets more shaved as the video goes on 0:05 4:47 8:29 13:51 17:31 18:24 23:39 26:58
Missed 15:07. Also, 8:29 and 13:51 are the exact same. No difference. Also, 18:24 and 23:39 are the exact same. No difference. Also, the 17:31 one actually begins at the aforementioned mark of 15:07.
James energetically saying "Sorry little buddy!" after mentioning a kid being sentenced to death by hanging, is probably the funniest moment on this channel.
When you FINALLY notice James slowly has been shaving his beard in all the cut-backs 👏👏👏👏 thanks for all the hard work James (and Chelsea)! This kill count was SO worth it!
Johnny can act and he can sing, such a talented and legendary actor. I also heard that he was being abused by his wife, who threw a vodka bottle at him, severing his finger. We need justice for Johnny.
6:48 Actually, it was Mrs. Mooney that was making her pies out of cats. If you listen to the song, you'll hear Mrs. Lovette say that she noticed her neighbors cats have disappeared and noted that it was clever of Mrs. Mooney for using that method of meat pie making.
Correct, in one of my favorite lines in this very funny and difficult song ("What I calls enterprise: putting pussies into pies. Wouldn't do in my shop! Why just the thought of it's enough to make you sick. And let me tell you that them pussy cats is quick.").
@@sjazura1 Actually, she sounded disappointed in people doing that actually, "People thinking it was a treat, finding poor, animals, what are dying in the streets"
Wait, hold up - Isn't Johnny Depp IN the HP franchise now? So let me get this straight - Gellert Grindelwald murders Bellatrix Lestrange, Severus Snape, Peter Petigrew, and then leaves his younger self alive. Okay.
In memory of Steven Sondheim, the legendary composer of the original play's songs. I seriously wonder if he had thoughts about this kill count, but regardless, huge thanks to him for making it possible.
Gosh I remember getting the news of his death and I was absolutely hysterical. He was an amazing man and three of his plays will always hold a place in my heart (Sweeney Todd, Into The Woods and West Side Story )
Fun Fact: The music of Sweeney Todd makes multiple references to the Dies Irae (the musical representation of doom/death and also the theme to The Shining) and one of the few songs that doesn't have the Dies Irae is Anthony's song. Coincidentally, Anthony is the only named character (I think) that doesn't kill someone or end up dead. The UA-camr Sideways has a great video on all of this called "how the music spoils Sweeney Todd (and why that's a good thing)"
@UnknownUser-xk5rr Its assumed that due to Toby having no one, he went back to the dangerous work orphans did. And either got killed doing that. Or was killed by gin poisoning.
@@UnknownUser-xk5rr But he DID kill someone. Antony and Joanna are the only two named characters that don't die or kill someone. And everyone AROUND Joanna except Antony dies, so the use of the Dies Irae in her theme still matches.
@@ArcherWillows For the movie that's true but in the stage version, Johanna shoots Fogg with the gun that Anthony brought to the asylum because Anthony couldn't bring himself to murder another person so Johanna shoots Fogg instead! But ofc in the movie it plays out differently.
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. *Kung Kung*
6:53 -- Bit of a correction on this: Mrs. Lovett is not actually the one making pies from cat meat; she was singing about someone else known as Mrs. Mooney, who is said to also run a meat pie shop. This is indicated by these lyrics from _Worst Pies in London..._ "Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop. Does a business, but I notice something weird... ...lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared. Have to hand it to her; what I calls enterprise- poppin' pussies into pies. *Wouldn't do in my shop.* *Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick!"* Furthermore, there is also the introductory part of _A Little Priest_ which has these lyrics... "Take for instance Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop; business never better using only pussycats and toast." If _Worst Pies in London_ tells us one thing, it's that Mrs. Lovett's shop was not successful in the least, so it makes no sense that she would say this about her own business. Based on these lyrics, Mrs. Lovett is referring to another woman (Mrs. Mooney) who has become something of a rival to her. This last bit is just a suspicion on my part: I suspect that Mrs. Lovett is implied to have apprenticed under Mrs. Mooney; when she sings the line, "And I'm telling you, them pussycats is quick," it sounds like she is genuinely speaking from experience, as if she had tried to chase and catch the cats before. But she already mentioned she didn't think highly of turning cats into pies, which may indicate that she was required to under professional obligation. What's more, when Toby speaks to her about what happens in the workhouses, Mrs. Lovett barely responds, shrugging it off as if she already knew. This might be an indicator that Mrs. Mooney found Lovett in a workhouse before hiring her. Again, just a suspicion.
Seems like she's being a hypocrite for a comedic moment. She's only condeming Mrs. Mooney for using cats because Lovett tried and failed to copy her. Especially since once Lovett gets a meat supply from humans, she has no qualms about using them. I think they're purely rivals and never worked together and the lines are meant to form a punchline. Lovett's really saying "If I could catch cats to cook, I'd be doing it, but because I can't, I'll scorn the people who do."
I feel bad for Johnny Depp. He was accused of domestic abuse for so long that he lost almost everything. However just recently it was revealed that his wife was the one abusing him.
Its being cleared as we speak. She was even recorded stating that the courts would believe her over him just because she was slender. There have unfortunately been quite a few actors ruined lately by these false accusations
"Mrs. Lovett, I wanted to be her since I was eleven." Dreams do come true glad she got a chance; she did an awesome job but singing for Sondheim must have been a little frightening
I love how he treats this horror musical with respect, many other people I know who love horror, saw this movie and dismissed it straight away. Thanks James!
I knew people who didn’t know going in that it was a musical (I can’t recall if the trailers hid that from those unaware of the source material) and then immediately soured on it in the theatre.
There was so a clearly explained rule. It was the winner would be the one who gave the fastest and smoothest shave. Todd was the fastest and smoothest shaver whereas Pirelli (aka Davey Collins [in the movie] or Daniel O’Higgins [in the Broadway show]) just flaunted about and shaved the (poor) customer slowly and roughly while talking about his past customers who appreciated his “shaving skills”. Plus, Fogg was so killed off by the blondes in the movie. In the Broadway show, Anthony was supposed to have shot Fogg; but since he couldn’t, Johanna did the honors.
Ok so.... 3 things 1- I love this movie it got me into musicals legit. 2- got real excited when I seen this drop 3- am I the only one that thinks James already looks more refreshed cutting down the schedule?
btw for those of you out of the broadway/musical theatre loop, Sondheim's work is notoriously difficult even for professional singers, the fact that non-professionals did such a good job is really a testament to their skill.
Lol my teacher told me the middle part of this comment when I tried to perform epiphany for open mic as practice for auditions. I eventually learned it!
Johnny Depp was a musician and the guitarist of the band Rock City Angels before he ever became an actor. He was broke in the early 80s and was working on and off as a stage hand and was looking for a good-paying gig where his band could play. His roommate was a struggling actor, and suggested to Depp that he try out for a role as an extra in an upcoming television show, if only to get a bit part to help towards rent that month. He was cast as a lead in "21 Jump Street" and then a part in "Nightmare On Elm Street" and the rest, of course, is history since he was, at one time, the most in-demand and highest-paid actor in Hollywood. Like Will Smith (the first rapper to win a Grammy), people forget that Depp was initially a musician. Best to you-
@@justsomeone18026 I heard the story wrong because I first heard it long before everyone had the Internet. He wasn't ever a roommate, just a friend of a friend, but when he was playing Monopoly one night and was complaining about not being able to pay rent it was suggested that he try acting by an obscure actor by the name of Nicolas Cage. LOL. Best to you-
In the montuge when Todd is killing everyman that came for a shave and singing. One guy doesn't get killed because Todd was singing about his love for his wife so he wasn't in the killing mood at that point in the song. Neat how they put that in there.
I'm so weirdly proud of James for finally getting his Dollar Shave Club sponsorship, since he's talked about it before. Congratulations, James! All your hard work has not gone unnoticed! I hope you're doing well!
I love how various parts were shaved off throughout the video, instead of a solid before and after. Eventually just the mustache was left, then nothing was left.
“No one’s gonna hurt you, no one’s gonna dare. Other can desert you, not to worry, whistle I’ll be there. Demons will charm you with a smile, for a while, but in time, nothing can harm you, not while I’m around.”
"Hey who's that new guy that looks like Benjamin Barker? and moved into Benjamin barker's old place? you think that's Benjamin Barker?" I'm freaking 💀💀💀💀
Man Dead Meat has to be one of the best UA-cam “shows” out there perfect host perfect production so well done I gotta show appreciation towards it lmao
@Antonio Oviedo That's either two humans and a plant or the entire human race depending on what ending he goes with. I like the end of the world ending better XD
I was a fan of Sweeney Todd in High School, so when I heard this movie was coming out in 2007, my then-boyfriend and I took my mom, who was an Alan Rickman fan, to see this for her Birthday that December. It was amazing.
I think its really funny how in "The Worst Pies in London", Ms lovett talks about how Mrs Mooney cooks cats into pies, and then she says "Wouldn't do in my shop!" Heh...
I can’t explain how much I love this movie. I was obsessed from the second 13-year-old me saw the first trailer on early UA-cam and immediately watched it 8,0000 times. Convinced my mom to let me pretend to be 16 to go see it in theatres. Bought the special feature dvd the day it came out and watched it and every feature and commentary at least once a week. I could often be found performing ‘The Worst Pies in London’ for my imaginary audience. I just love it. All these years later it’s still my favourite musical. When I was going through a rough time aged 17 (therapy after a bad breakup resulting in suicide attempt), my mom cheered me up by buying tickets for us to see the stage show and it was the thing that reminded me how to enjoy life and look forward to things. It was absolutely incredible onstage. Ironically, I think Sweeney saved my life. Forever grateful to Burton and Sondheim.
Wow, I was also obsessed with Sweeney Todd when it came out, when I was 13! I wanted to see it at the theatre sooo bad but my mom wouldn't let me. She pre-screened it and decided it was too bloody. Which was strange because I was usually allowed to watch whatever. I mean I saw all three Lord of the Rings in the theatre when I was 6/7 and fantasy/fakey violence never bothered me. But I constantly listened to the CD, had a Sweeney Todd poster and a couple of t-shirts. Finally it came out on DVD and I also had to have an uncomfortable medical procedure. My mom bribed me and said she'd buy me the DVD if I cooperated at the hospital. I did, and I watched that DVD at least once a day for months on end lol. I remember my mom being surprised that I wasn't the slightest bit grossed out.
Is just me or did I notice all the Harry Potter characters in this movie Snape, Bellatrix Lestrange, young Grindelwald, older Grindelwald, and Peter Pettigrew
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Yeeeeeeeee he is back
I’m so happy you enjoy this movie, as much as I did.
So basically, I’m early.
Hallelujah the kill counts back
@Jamie Mcinroy He won't.
Sweeney Todd, his wife and his daughter are all unknowingly in the same room and it’s agonizing
@Basilisk Bones and best she not know at this point
Dramatic Irony to the max
And none of them knew eachother at all
It's like a Shakespeare play. Everything coulda been avoided if someone just had a conversation, but is still strangely good and, to me, a classic!
It was great movie Johnny Depp is phenomenal
i’m sorry, but johnny depp monotonously singing “smells like piss. looks like piss. this is piss” is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen.
I get it now lol
Perfect in every way possible
"Smells like piss"
Annie Em same. That delivery was perfect
'piss with ink'
Ironically, Depp's monotone singing actually fits the fact the character doesn't really give a shit about London or about most people.
Exactly, it's great
it's the voice of someone who isn't surprised by anything bad or ugly that old London had to offer
yeah, I didn't mind his singing and it perfectly fits the character and his emotions throughout the story
That is until you listen to Micheal ball sing it.
Depp did really well acting and his almost bored way of singing, except in Barber And His Wife, fits the movie
My sister watched this movie with me last week and when Toby took his blonde wig off she just whispered "I'm Hanna Montana" and I lost it.
“Smells like piss.”
“Smells like- ew!”
“Looks like piss.”
“Wouldn’t touch it if I were you, dear.”
“This is piss- piss with ink.”
Always gets me I swear
The delivery of it always kills me
Exactly! The line itself is funny in a sort of crude way, but it's the way Sondheim (and by extension, Tim Burton) directed the actors to deliver the lines. So deadpan and flat, and that makes it hilarious
I love how perfect it is
Sweeney Todd
Best delivery of any rendition
We did this play in my high school and we built a functioning barber chair slide, we all got to ride it after the show was over.
Moon Kid that sounds cool as hell
That sounds bloody sick
You had a really cool high school!
That’s so rad! The poor tech crew probably had one hell of a time making it, shout out to those techies
That sounds so cool and fun...my school is poor 😔
I love how the Kill Count has gone from simply counting kills to a summary filled with extra tidbits of information and James' fantastic commentary about the movie. Fantastic improvement, 10/10 content.
Agreed 100%! These are almost the Library of Congress for Horror. If it's a horror movie but not on the Kill Count.... is it really a horror movie?
Yeah going back to his first videos they are so quick.
Facts bro
@Findlay Bennett being an og fan doesn’t matter. I’ve been here since Jason x and I don’t boast about it.
@Findlay Bennett I am definitely not super OG but I have been here a while, can't even remember when it started. I was just complimenting the quality of current videos. I love the older videos too but he is expanding his content and it is fantastic to watch and enjoy.
RIP to both Alan Rickman and Stephen Sondheim. Huge respects to them for bringing one to the most bloodiest musicals to life.
Wait, Sondheim died?
@@Krueger_aiwho’s sodeim?
@@miggzzz He’s the songwriter
R.i.p
Rip❤
Hearing Johnny Depp speak normally (not in full character mode) is more shocking to me than hearing him sing.
I swear there's a bunch of clones of him with different personalities he just keeps in his closet or something
Yeah, it kinda is.
What?.
@@imhappy7632 Curse of Johnny
Right! I thought his real accent was the one he has in pirates of the Caribbean but with a drunken twist to it 🤣 when I heard his real accent I screamed! I love Johnny Depp so much though
Who else loves the fact that over the course of the video, James shaves his face more and more? It's absolute genius.
*what.*
I noticed that too
I noticed that too
How have I seen this multiple times and never seen that
It's a clever visual
11:06
"Smells like piss."
"Looks like piss."
"This is piss."
Piss with ink
"This is piss, Piss with ink"
Chug chug chug
"Chug chug chug chuaaaauug" (in a singing voice)
“Smells like piss.”
“Smells like pi- ew!”
“This is piss, piss with ink.”
It was actually Mrs. Mooney who made pies out of cats (poor things!). Mrs. Lovett tried to catch cats to do the same, but they were too quick for her.
Thank you sm
Yes exactly! I low key kinda got mad when he said it was Mrs. Lovett when the next line is literally “wouldn’t do in my shop”
Came here to see if someone else caught this
@@0Lilaq0 as well as her complaining how quick they are.
@@angelawilcox1808same
James A. Janisse you have no idea how long I've waited for this Kill Count.
31 days
Same here
@@FayeTheNerd 😆 right
Waiting for a new Dead Meat video these days is like waiting for summer break to start.
Elijah Dowell I low key forgot this movie existed for how I have never heard anyone talk about it
Imagine if James just proceeded to cut his beard piece by piece without revealing the sponsor until the end
We would be like "WHAT IS GOING ON"
Yeah, I didn’t even realise until near the end where I was like “didn’t he have a full beard?”
I was in the middle of it checking out the comments to see if anybody else noticed
Sean McCay me too
people would be very scared lmfao
Missed Opportunity
I want to just appreciate the fact that James literally kept shaving his face every few cuts back to him. He is over the top but so damn amazing
VexingFlame
he used this video as an excuse to get some shaving done because shaving by itself is no fun
I thought I was losing my marbles
@@thelivingliver6715 not technically this video but the movie he used for it
Jed McKinnon
i know. its cuz the movie has a crap ton of barber references
I didn't notice that.
"Basically, that was the first song I ever sang in my life."
Uh, Johnny? I haven't forgotten Jar of Dirt. 🤣
Or the band "P", Or Oaisis "Fade Away"
😂 my favorite scene from potc 3
@@_Take_That_Depression_ It was actually the second movie, but I loved that scene, too. Apparently, that actually wasn't planned. Johnny wasn't supposed to fall over, so he just improvised.
I don't think the jar of dirt counts as a song. More of a taunt
@@robbiejohns4731 I think it's a little bit of both. Probably one of the best moments of improve I ever saw. 😂
I preferred Depp's singing for the movie too because it made his character more grounded and gave life to his hatred for life! Where as the Broadway singer sung like an angel yet acted like a demon.
I definitely agree with you in that regard, but I guess it depends on the song, because although Johnny deep did WAY better than Len carou in epiphany, I feel like carou was better at the humerous moments with the character, like try the oreist for example. Over all I prefer Depp, but I also understand why others prefer the original
I saw the play at the Springer Opera House here in Georgia a few years ago, and the lead had a deep, rough, gravelly singing voice that was just so spot on for the character of Sweeney Todd, but Depp does do an amazing job too
Eh. I don't agree with that. I get what you're saying - a lot if the time it may seem like they're too focused in perfect singing, so the acting goes out of the window. But please do listen to and see George Hearn and Len Cariou do this role - excellent singing and possess the menace, insanity, grief of the character. My first encounter with this musical was this film and at the time I was fanatical about Johnny Depp and loved everything he was in. Not so much anymore, I was in my early teens then so the fangirl-ism is understandable. However, now if I want to listen to the songs, I listen to the original broadway songs because I prefer them and they are objectively better considering that this is a Broadway stage show first and foremost. However, if I want to see more nuanced performance (and where strong vocal performancesdo not matter so much), I will watch the film. So, if I want to listen to great vocal/music performances, I'll have the Broadway recordings; if I want to watch a film I'll watch the film. You have to understand that theatre and film are different mediums and require different things.
.🤔😑🖕.
@@MidnightIsoldetotally agree I have preformed in 2 different Musicals of SWEENEY TODD one professional and one a very good Amateur I was disappointed how all the chorus singing was cut in the Movie as they really tell the back story to the audience but in saying that I do like the movie too I thought Johnny Depp was fabulous Stephen Sondheim did say it was a movie adaptation of the stage musical and that it's not the same on film and will have lot's of differences to the Stage version so I watch both like you baci x
The fact that James shaves more and more off as the video progresses is honestly one of the best things I've seen a youtuber do with a sponsorship.
AND IT WAS RELATIVE CONTENT. GOD FORBID PEOPLE USE SPONSORS THAT CORRELATE TO THEIR VIDEOS.
I 100% agree I'm so glad someone called it out 😂
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WOAH
When Johnny Depp yells "Benjamin Barker" as he kills the judge gives me chills every time. Awesome movie.
I know right!! This movie was so beautifully made. Tons of moments gave me chills
Unpopular opinion: Something we need more of are horror musicals‼️‼️
@@Dreigonix you can also always find recorded stage versions with Robert Cuccioli (and later Rob Evan) in the original Broadway cast, they both kick ass!
Carrie has been turned into a musical I'm pretty sure
There’s a musical called The Guy That Didn’t Like Musicals.
@@ezelfrancisco1349 and Black Friday
@@Dreigonix Jekyll and Hyde is such a good musical, I love Anthony Warlows version best. He’s so expressive as Jekyll and Hyde
My absolute favourite scene in this whole movie is just
"When you get it.
If you get it..."
"... ahh!"
"Good you got it."
gold
Jonathan Lorraine I liked when he was like, smells like piss, looks like piss, this is piss.” It’s literally killing me how he said it like it was not a joke
Good you got it
Ligma. Exe piss with ink!
I was reading this, and when I started to read the lyrics, that part came on!
Is it as good as "poppin' pusses into pies"?
Fun fact: Helena Bonham Carter was pregnant with Tim Burton's kid while filming the movie, and she didn't know it until they were halfway through filming.
How'd you know??
@@karenvargas8300 because plot twist: they are the child
Oh fug
@@karenvargas8300
The internet is a wonderful place.
@@Ryan-xu7sh
I... don't know what you're talking about...
The funniest thing about this video is that James's face progressively gets more shaved as the video goes on
0:05
4:47
8:29
13:51
17:31
18:24
23:39
26:58
You the realest
Hey who’s that new guy who looks like Benjamin barker? And who moved into Benjamin barkers old place, you think that’s Benjamin barker?
wow ive watched this video like 5 times and just realized this
Missed 15:07.
Also, 8:29 and 13:51 are the exact same.
No difference.
Also, 18:24 and 23:39 are the exact same.
No difference.
Also, the 17:31 one actually begins at the aforementioned mark of 15:07.
Honestly, I've watched this video 2 times now and only now have I noticed that
James energetically saying "Sorry little buddy!" after mentioning a kid being sentenced to death by hanging, is probably the funniest moment on this channel.
9:43 can we just appreciate the fact that he is blatantly admitting to everyone in the streets he's gonna kidnap someone and nobody cares?
Welcome to uk
Someone did. Hence Turpin punishing him for “gandering at his ward”
@@3littlefloofsters124 Well, he didn't say he was going to kidnap
@@styendimpu3446 😂
He said "steal you" which is basically kidnapping
Took me way too long to realize he was steadily losing facial hair.
I just did not notice
Was just about to comment this
i didnt notice til he mentioned it
Every cut James’ beard just gets better he looked like a cowboy and then a German bartender
After this, Anthony would go on to crossing the pond and start terrorizing the small American town of Hawkins, Indiana from another dimension.
Jamie Campbell Bower was magical in both roles
I understood that reference
bro learned to travel between dimensions, this was just the beginning of his villain backstory...
When you FINALLY notice James slowly has been shaving his beard in all the cut-backs 👏👏👏👏 thanks for all the hard work James (and Chelsea)! This kill count was SO worth it!
totally did not notice until the very end, wow I need to pay more attention lol
I been knew that, but again its freakin' funny how he was just shaving while doing the kill count
Whoa, I was only listening to it since I've seent he movie countless times. Now I regret not watching lol
I believe the earliest he does it is at 4:32 but I first noticed it happening at 8:28
Quentin Reviews did the same thing in one of his videos for a DSC ad as well, like 6 months ago
Johnny can act and he can sing, such a talented and legendary actor. I also heard that he was being abused by his wife, who threw a vodka bottle at him, severing his finger. We need justice for Johnny.
you're a bit late to this but he's actually countersueing her for defamation and some other stuff and so far it looks like it'll hold up in court
true!,,!
true!,,!
Just Some Guy without a Mustache well here you are.
Your on every corner of the internet
‘he reminds him of a younger version of himself’ oh shit cause they’re both grindewald
And missus Lovett is bellatrix le strange
And snape and wormtail are there
More like cringewald am i right up top
Alternate movie title : The biggest cast cameo of movies that has Johnny Depp in it
Yawn.
It's my personal head canon that Joanna and Anthony found Tobey and they became a good non toxic family
“Smells like piss”
“Smells like- ew”
“Looks like piss, this is piss, piss with ink”
Suri Nguyen mine too
We get it, shut up.
@@balabanasireti You seem like the person to type 'Not funny, didn't laugh'
@@balabanasireti
Let them say their favorite quote from the movie.
@Shaggster i thought you said kiss instead of kick and i was still happy
6:48
Actually, it was Mrs. Mooney that was making her pies out of cats. If you listen to the song, you'll hear Mrs. Lovette say that she noticed her neighbors cats have disappeared and noted that it was clever of Mrs. Mooney for using that method of meat pie making.
Correct, in one of my favorite lines in this very funny and difficult song ("What I calls enterprise: putting pussies into pies. Wouldn't do in my shop! Why just the thought of it's enough to make you sick. And let me tell you that them pussy cats is quick.").
Yep she’s tried to catch the cats but couldn’t. She mentions “using poor animals, what is dyin’ in the street.” Her pies were roadkill
Thanks I was looking for someone who mentioned it :)
@@sjazura1 Actually, she sounded disappointed in people doing that actually, "People thinking it was a treat, finding poor, animals, what are dying in the streets"
It’s kind of insane that they were like “let’s get all these stars for the musical. Oh they’ve never sung. That should be fine.”
That's the Tim Burton way
Yep.
Tim Burton is somewhat of a nepotist
Ironically, it was fine tho. They all turned out to be good singers... well, good enough.
Camel Or caramel
I read that in the Critical Drinker’s voice ‘Nah- it’ll be fine!’
Saw this with my 87-year-old grandmother. She laughed her ass off at the murdery bits.
Jesus christ WTFH
Also known as "Jack Sparrow Murders the Cast of Harry Potter"
Edit: Fuck TERFS
I know hilarious
Remember when Mrs. Weasly made Bellitrix Le Strange turn to dust? Yeah, this is what happened to her
Wait, hold up - Isn't Johnny Depp IN the HP franchise now? So let me get this straight - Gellert Grindelwald murders Bellatrix Lestrange, Severus Snape, Peter Petigrew, and then leaves his younger self alive. Okay.
Correlation: Johnny Depp played the main antagonist of Fantastic Beasts 2, and this was him murdering muggles ! It all makes sense !!!!!!!!!!
👌
This movie was perfection. Singing, acting, actors, and this kill count was awesome, every shave in between.
PokeMania Tv I still haven’t seen it, gotta change that tomorrow
Maybe not the singing... but I agree in every other thing!
I realized he shaved later in the video and I had to rewatch the whole thing over again, but tbh I would have done that anyway.
“After condemning a child in court to a death by hanging”
“Sorry little buddy!”
Dude what
GD Spirit I think everyone agrees that messed up.
He just needs to hang in there
Jon5 Ch1mp02 Oml 🤭
@JoeRingo118 That joke had a great Execution
I would continue this line of being hung jokes, but I’d rather just leave you hanging.
In memory of Steven Sondheim, the legendary composer of the original play's songs. I seriously wonder if he had thoughts about this kill count, but regardless, huge thanks to him for making it possible.
Idk about the kill count, but I’m surprised to see he liked the movie, if only because I can’t stand it compared to the stage musical 😅
Gosh I remember getting the news of his death and I was absolutely hysterical. He was an amazing man and three of his plays will always hold a place in my heart (Sweeney Todd, Into The Woods and West Side Story )
I love how James beard disappears slowly has he has different beard styles
I just relised this today
gamers United so sad so sad
i didn’t even notice till i saw this comment
I didn't even notice till the end. Omg haha
@@gamersunited5086 so did I
The progressive shaving is such a nice touch to this kill count.
>Making a Pie Chart of Murders who were Turned into Pies.
It is Perfect.
IrishSniper136 damn that's deep that's one fucked up movie
>sponsor was dollar shave club
IrishSniper136 I think you mean *Piefect
This whole kill count is perfect
Fun Fact: The music of Sweeney Todd makes multiple references to the Dies Irae (the musical representation of doom/death and also the theme to The Shining) and one of the few songs that doesn't have the Dies Irae is Anthony's song. Coincidentally, Anthony is the only named character (I think) that doesn't kill someone or end up dead. The UA-camr Sideways has a great video on all of this called "how the music spoils Sweeney Todd (and why that's a good thing)"
I'm pretty sure that Toby lived through that shit as well
@UnknownUser-xk5rr Its assumed that due to Toby having no one, he went back to the dangerous work orphans did. And either got killed doing that. Or was killed by gin poisoning.
@@UnknownUser-xk5rr But he DID kill someone. Antony and Joanna are the only two named characters that don't die or kill someone. And everyone AROUND Joanna except Antony dies, so the use of the Dies Irae in her theme still matches.
@@ArcherWillows For the movie that's true but in the stage version, Johanna shoots Fogg with the gun that Anthony brought to the asylum because Anthony couldn't bring himself to murder another person so Johanna shoots Fogg instead! But ofc in the movie it plays out differently.
The rules of the contest were “the fastest smoothest shave is the winner” Beadle literally says that right before the contest begins.
You beat me to it.
“The fastest, smoothest shave, is the winner!”
Person A finishes fastest
Person B shaves the smoothest
Who wins?
@@Jupiterninja95 Rematch.
@@Jupiterninja95 there's gotta be some equation or something for that
"With the price of meat what it is, when you get it..."
"If you get it..."
"Ah"
"Good you got it."
I didn't.
17:19
When you tell somebody to get something* Good you got it.
“Excuse me, are you the man who did an entire Law and Order episode for his audition?”
“Umm uh nope.”
Andy Bernard?
Happy Helicopter. No, that quote was from Michael Scott.
Yes!!!!! Fucking awesome reference to the office
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. *Kung Kung*
BottleCapCo damn that's deep that's one fucked up movie
6:53 -- Bit of a correction on this: Mrs. Lovett is not actually the one making pies from cat meat; she was singing about someone else known as Mrs. Mooney, who is said to also run a meat pie shop. This is indicated by these lyrics from _Worst Pies in London..._
"Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop.
Does a business, but I notice something weird...
...lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared.
Have to hand it to her;
what I calls enterprise-
poppin' pussies into pies.
*Wouldn't do in my shop.*
*Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick!"*
Furthermore, there is also the introductory part of _A Little Priest_ which has these lyrics...
"Take for instance Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop;
business never better using only pussycats and toast."
If _Worst Pies in London_ tells us one thing, it's that Mrs. Lovett's shop was not successful in the least, so it makes no sense that she would say this about her own business. Based on these lyrics, Mrs. Lovett is referring to another woman (Mrs. Mooney) who has become something of a rival to her.
This last bit is just a suspicion on my part: I suspect that Mrs. Lovett is implied to have apprenticed under Mrs. Mooney; when she sings the line, "And I'm telling you, them pussycats is quick," it sounds like she is genuinely speaking from experience, as if she had tried to chase and catch the cats before. But she already mentioned she didn't think highly of turning cats into pies, which may indicate that she was required to under professional obligation. What's more, when Toby speaks to her about what happens in the workhouses, Mrs. Lovett barely responds, shrugging it off as if she already knew. This might be an indicator that Mrs. Mooney found Lovett in a workhouse before hiring her. Again, just a suspicion.
Seems like she's being a hypocrite for a comedic moment. She's only condeming Mrs. Mooney for using cats because Lovett tried and failed to copy her. Especially since once Lovett gets a meat supply from humans, she has no qualms about using them. I think they're purely rivals and never worked together and the lines are meant to form a punchline. Lovett's really saying "If I could catch cats to cook, I'd be doing it, but because I can't, I'll scorn the people who do."
James: *beard starts to shave*
Me: Hold on a minute.....
So i was not going crazy too....
Jeeez!!
I feel bad for Johnny Depp. He was accused of domestic abuse for so long that he lost almost everything. However just recently it was revealed that his wife was the one abusing him.
Italiasian Gamer I’m glad his name was cleared. Such a talented actor.
I was looking for this comment. I'm riding for Johnny!
@@Estrella3 probably so are you
Italiasian Gamer what happened to Depp's wife?
Its being cleared as we speak. She was even recorded stating that the courts would believe her over him just because she was slender. There have unfortunately been quite a few actors ruined lately by these false accusations
i didn’t even realize james was shaving himself during the film, well played james, well played
"Mrs. Lovett, I wanted to be her since I was eleven." Dreams do come true glad she got a chance; she did an awesome job but singing for Sondheim must have been a little frightening
When ms loved “when you get it” “if you get it” “good you got it” I almost passed out from laughing
Same here
same xD
Lovett* and same here
Yo🅱️a
When I heard it, I was like " O.O"
“DEATH BY HANGING”
*casually says* “sorry lil buddy”😂😂😂
This is Johnny Depp’s revenge for not being casted in Harry Potter.
He's in the Fantastic Beasts movies as Gellert Grindelwald
@@bellaknightR597 yeah but we don't talk about that movie
@@yeanisch well I do
Grindelwald wants revenge against Snape and is working with Bellatrix
it's because harry potter only casted british actors
RIP stephen sondheim, the man that gave the world sweeney todd.
(1930 - 2021)
Dollar Shave Club being the sponsor for Sweeny Todd is the literal funniest sponsorship in UA-cam history, I'm crying lmao
I think he chose this video on purpose
The progression of James’s facial hair is the best part of this kill count
"It take a-da skill"
“It take a-da brains”
"It take a da heart"
I love how he treats this horror musical with respect, many other people I know who love horror, saw this movie and dismissed it straight away. Thanks James!
This movie is so well done! I dont know why so many people I know don't like this!
I knew people who didn’t know going in that it was a musical (I can’t recall if the trailers hid that from those unaware of the source material) and then immediately soured on it in the theatre.
@@SpektakOne the trailers and tv spots included singing in them, don't know why people were confused
There was so a clearly explained rule. It was the winner would be the one who gave the fastest and smoothest shave. Todd was the fastest and smoothest shaver whereas Pirelli (aka Davey Collins [in the movie] or Daniel O’Higgins [in the Broadway show]) just flaunted about and shaved the (poor) customer slowly and roughly while talking about his past customers who appreciated his “shaving skills”. Plus, Fogg was so killed off by the blondes in the movie. In the Broadway show, Anthony was supposed to have shot Fogg; but since he couldn’t, Johanna did the honors.
So Bellatrix LeStrange, Severus Snape, and Peter “Scabbers” Pettigrew are all in this film together??? Wicked...
"Scabbers/Wormtail" there I fixed it for ya.
Why did this not occur to me god
Perfection
Finally. Someone said it
YOOOOO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!
Ok so.... 3 things
1- I love this movie it got me into musicals legit.
2- got real excited when I seen this drop
3- am I the only one that thinks James already looks more refreshed cutting down the schedule?
btw for those of you out of the broadway/musical theatre loop, Sondheim's work is notoriously difficult even for professional singers, the fact that non-professionals did such a good job is really a testament to their skill.
FRR my high school is doing this musical this year and it's so difficult to get it right (especially by the sea- i have no room to breathe bro)
@@dustybooks_ XD I know the feeling, I learned by the sea for my portfolio. You got this!
@@americaroleplayer thanks dude! super hard to learn but i know once i get it it'll be awesome as hell
Lol my teacher told me the middle part of this comment when I tried to perform epiphany for open mic as practice for auditions.
I eventually learned it!
@@dustybooks_ That's what Helena said about her songs in the commentary.
The worst Jeopardy clue ever is "This dark film directed by Tim Burton stars Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter"
What's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Okay so I’m not crazy. James has been casually changing his beard style throughout the kill count.
Me too
Yep
JAC Gaming thank you I thought I was going crazy
10:29 Did anyone else think it was hilarious how James said "bitch" right when the bag fell on Antony's head? 😂😂
P e r f e c t t i m i n g
Yes that was something called perfect timing 👌
Ikr!!! Its just the funniest thing in this video 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe inside the bag was plans for stealing the gurl
Me: sees the title
Also Me: "Please be sponsored by Dollar Shave club please be sponsored by Dollar Shave club"
Johnny Depp was a musician and the guitarist of the band Rock City Angels before he ever became an actor.
He was broke in the early 80s and was working on and off as a stage hand and was looking for a good-paying gig where his band could play.
His roommate was a struggling actor, and suggested to Depp that he try out for a role as an extra in an upcoming television show, if only to get a bit part to help towards rent that month.
He was cast as a lead in "21 Jump Street" and then a part in "Nightmare On Elm Street" and the rest, of course, is history since he was, at one time, the most in-demand and highest-paid actor in Hollywood.
Like Will Smith (the first rapper to win a Grammy), people forget that Depp was initially a musician.
Best to you-
This makes me curious as to who Depp's roommate was
@@justsomeone18026 I heard the story wrong because I first heard it long before everyone had the Internet. He wasn't ever a roommate, just a friend of a friend, but when he was playing Monopoly one night and was complaining about not being able to pay rent it was suggested that he try acting by an obscure actor by the name of Nicolas Cage. LOL.
Best to you-
In the montuge when Todd is killing everyman that came for a shave and singing. One guy doesn't get killed because Todd was singing about his love for his wife so he wasn't in the killing mood at that point in the song. Neat how they put that in there.
I’m pretty sure it was because the guy had his wife and child with him
pretty women was such a beautiful song
Also completely random but did the word "beautiful" originate from france
@@raspberrycrowns9494 no
@@mysteriousperson2794
ah I see
Uh uh his wife and child were with him soooo he was like nah
Fun Fact:
This video was just an excuse for James to shave.
Sorry to hear about your head getting crushed by Gregor Clegane, Oberyn
Oberyn Martel and get paid for it
I believe it
I'm so weirdly proud of James for finally getting his Dollar Shave Club sponsorship, since he's talked about it before. Congratulations, James! All your hard work has not gone unnoticed! I hope you're doing well!
I love how various parts were shaved off throughout the video, instead of a solid before and after. Eventually just the mustache was left, then nothing was left.
The thing is... when is he getting sponsored by Raid; shadow legends
“No one’s gonna hurt you, no one’s gonna dare. Other can desert you, not to worry, whistle I’ll be there. Demons will charm you with a smile, for a while, but in time, nothing can harm you, not while I’m around.”
There could have not have been a more well fitting sponsor for this movie
I noticed it... I screen-shotted it lol
Anthony: *sees Johanna*
Also Anthony, singing: I THINK I'M BOUT TO STEAL
He will commit larsony for love
honestly i thought he sounded VERY creepy there
"Hey who's that new guy that looks like Benjamin Barker? and moved into Benjamin barker's old place? you think that's Benjamin Barker?"
I'm freaking 💀💀💀💀
When Johnny Depp doesn't get casted because of something and (someone)
Johnny Depp: *smells like piss* , *looks like piss* , *this is piss*
@proud hufflepuff she doesn’t deserve to have her name spelt out
@@sincerelysarcastic1494 yes
Justice for Johnny.
what happened?
@@iwantyourhat8198 just search up amber heard
Man Dead Meat has to be one of the best UA-cam “shows” out there perfect host perfect production so well done I gotta show appreciation towards it lmao
Thank you so much!
Wow you gota reply from dead meat
@@DeadMeat my favorite part was 10:11 😅😅
This movie isnt really a horror film more of a twisted gothic masterpiece
He also did the Jurassic Park movies. He also does what he calls horror adjacent movies.
@Antonio Oviedo That's either two humans and a plant or the entire human race depending on what ending he goes with. I like the end of the world ending better XD
Helena Bonham Carter in this movie is just delightful. Love this!
So nobody’s gonna point out how peter pettigrew and professor snape teamed up in this movie?
Never seen it but that’s gamer
I just wanted to point that out lol
helena bonham carter might´ve had something to do with it too.
Jackson Teague 💀💀💀💀💀 I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that.
Ms lovete is bellatrix lestrange
I was a fan of Sweeney Todd in High School, so when I heard this movie was coming out in 2007, my then-boyfriend and I took my mom, who was an Alan Rickman fan, to see this for her Birthday that December. It was amazing.
Airy Potta!
Rip Alan Rickman it’s hard to believe he died 2 years ago
I was working at our Cineplex
I think its really funny how in "The Worst Pies in London", Ms lovett talks about how Mrs Mooney cooks cats into pies, and then she says "Wouldn't do in my shop!"
Heh...
She does admit it's only because she can't catch the cats
Yet proceeds to cook people. lol
@@milili27 they just said that she would if she could catch them
@@alcole-holic8779 ?
@@milili27 never mind, I think I misunderstood
RIP Stephen Sondheim and Alan Rickman.
Toby: Nothing’s gonna harm you, not while I’m around!
Sweeny Todd: *harms her while Toby is around
Optimal foreshadowing is optimal.
Toby: *surprised Pikachu*
You weren’t supposed to do that!
EricG326 exposed
😂😂😂
I love the dialogue exchange
"If you get it"
"Ah"
"Good you got it"
Lmao same
me speaking to my friends lmaoooooooo it's so fuckin accurate
9:06 Uh... Johnny? A little bit of captain jack sparrow slipped out...
Ikr?
Ik lol
Alan Rickman can give chills in Harry Potter but this is a whole new level and it's perfection
“Pussy pot pies” *this part killed me*
on to the count you go!!
@@TheArtofKAS hah
Sounds like a term from UD
XD
I don’t know why but Alan Rickman looks like he still has a grudge against Harry Potter
Your dead
XD
Bubble Dude so is Snape
With great power comes great responsibility
Uncle Ben I wheezed a little too loudly
James screaming “BUSINESS” with a monocle had me crying
Clémence Okoro scrolled for this!!!
I require timestamp
One timestamp coming right up! 17:31
@@Sonicboy0700 I thank thee
Gage [Official Retard] no problem! 😁
"smells like piss"
"Looks like piss"
"This is piss"
This-
This is just-
The best delivery of these lines I've ever heard.
Did James actually hold the internet to hostage with his beard in order to get a Dollar Shave Club sponsorship?
Yes
Mmm y e s I believe so
I can’t explain how much I love this movie. I was obsessed from the second 13-year-old me saw the first trailer on early UA-cam and immediately watched it 8,0000 times. Convinced my mom to let me pretend to be 16 to go see it in theatres. Bought the special feature dvd the day it came out and watched it and every feature and commentary at least once a week. I could often be found performing ‘The Worst Pies in London’ for my imaginary audience. I just love it. All these years later it’s still my favourite musical. When I was going through a rough time aged 17 (therapy after a bad breakup resulting in suicide attempt), my mom cheered me up by buying tickets for us to see the stage show and it was the thing that reminded me how to enjoy life and look forward to things. It was absolutely incredible onstage. Ironically, I think Sweeney saved my life. Forever grateful to Burton and Sondheim.
I hope you're okay now :(
Hope you are doing well at the moment
Wtf man
I am glad you were able to recover, and I hope your life has improved
Wow, I was also obsessed with Sweeney Todd when it came out, when I was 13! I wanted to see it at the theatre sooo bad but my mom wouldn't let me. She pre-screened it and decided it was too bloody. Which was strange because I was usually allowed to watch whatever. I mean I saw all three Lord of the Rings in the theatre when I was 6/7 and fantasy/fakey violence never bothered me. But I constantly listened to the CD, had a Sweeney Todd poster and a couple of t-shirts. Finally it came out on DVD and I also had to have an uncomfortable medical procedure. My mom bribed me and said she'd buy me the DVD if I cooperated at the hospital. I did, and I watched that DVD at least once a day for months on end lol. I remember my mom being surprised that I wasn't the slightest bit grossed out.
Why does Allen Rickman look like he still has a grudge against Harry Potter
he got to use to it
Rip
Bruh and I thought where have I seen this actor before
@@pwandoo8319 Lmao
But deep down he likes him 🤷♂️
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT “Beadeledelee” at 13:31 I’M CRYING
Is just me or did I notice all the Harry Potter characters in this movie
Snape, Bellatrix Lestrange, young Grindelwald, older Grindelwald, and Peter Pettigrew
YES
EXACTLY, IT WAS SO WEIRD SEEING ALAN SINGING.
AND Grindelwald singing about a girl!? Like Albus come get your man.
I only noticed Peter Pettigrew as I wasn't paying too much attention to this kill count
Potter Problems I’m screaming 😭
Me: Alright, what's today's kill count-
'Sweeney Todd'
Me starts thinking of the 'Ballad of Sweeney Todd': Goddamn it.... Nice.
In Scotland we have a barbers called Sweeny Todd's and it's right next to a greggs(bakery sort of thing)
Liam Loughney Where is the barbers?
@@jacobbruen9231 in Perth 85 south street
Mines I. Scotland has one called Sweeney Todd’s in Edinburgh portobello
I’d be scared to go there
Liam Loughney That couldnt have been an accident. That is too perfect to be an accident.
forget demon barbers and cannibalism the scariest thing in Sweeney Todd is basic victorian history