40k Lore, The War For Armageddon, The 1st Ork War!

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  • The First* War for Armageddon Begins!
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    Intro by Henrik Sigeman
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    *the Emperor's inquisition informs you that this was unequivocally the FIRST war, if you disagree your local Ordo Hereticus agent asks you to please leave your name and home address in the comments below,
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  • @tanall5959
    @tanall5959 7 років тому +1744

    '...and 2 counts of improper dress.'
    And they say Blood Angels don't have a sense of humor.

    • @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745
      @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745 7 років тому +304

      ...I...I don't think they were joking.
      I think they literally took his clothing as an offense to the Imperium.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 7 років тому +83

      Corn 'n Tanks Imperial fashion police!

    • @jamesgarratt1043
      @jamesgarratt1043 7 років тому +77

      Tanall: 2 counts of improper dress that's worse than 2 scoops of ice cream :O

    • @MichaelBW-bn9gf
      @MichaelBW-bn9gf 6 років тому +123

      That's punishable by a torture season by the adeptus Fashionista.

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 6 років тому +28

      Tanall Fashion Heresy! *BLAM*

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 7 років тому +791

    Ork's greatest weapon; Surprise!
    Imperials: "There's no way they'll do that."
    -5 mins later-
    Imperials: "OME they're doing it! How is that even possible?"
    Orkz: WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! *on fire*

    • @zerowolf0006
      @zerowolf0006 7 років тому +48

      WEEZ THE ORKS AND WE STOMPZ HUMMIE GITZ

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 7 років тому +32

      Rak Headsmasha GIVE DAT BOY A WARTRUKK!

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 4 роки тому +11

      @@fumarc4501 Wartrukk: **refuses to start**
      Ork: Arrite, goin' wid plan "B", den! **rides a grot into battle**
      "FASTA YA GIT, FASTA!!" **grot struggles to carry 300 lbs of Ork**

    • @thewalnutknight2760
      @thewalnutknight2760 4 роки тому +8

      I think you mean WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 4 роки тому +8

      @@thewalnutknight2760
      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      **record scratch noise**
      NAH, oi jus' ain't feelin' it, yer know? Can't 'ave a proper WAAAGH wiv all da boyz in "kwarinteen."

  • @NWLR-tv
    @NWLR-tv 5 років тому +1124

    "it's unoccupied"
    "THERES ORKS FLYING OUT OF IT"
    "And once those orks are out of the ship it will be unoccupied"

    • @thewalnutknight2760
      @thewalnutknight2760 4 роки тому +42

      * space hulk proceeds to run into the planet *

    • @acraftyhuragok7586
      @acraftyhuragok7586 4 роки тому +24

      Over Lord: I stand Correct

    • @excerpt1978
      @excerpt1978 4 роки тому +30

      GET OUT OF MOY SHIP, SPEHS MEHREEN!

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 4 роки тому +11

      A CraftyHuragok Knowing Strabbs dumbass, he would have continued to insist it was uninhabited even after that

    • @Bendy237
      @Bendy237 3 роки тому +2

      LOL, solid logic

  • @TheDr4g0nM4n
    @TheDr4g0nM4n 7 років тому +584

    "welp ammageddin outta here" - civilian watching the ork hoard approch

    • @warbossgrimdakka5401
      @warbossgrimdakka5401 6 років тому +18

      TheDr4g0nM4n you deserve top comment for that pun

    • @EarFarce4
      @EarFarce4 6 років тому +35

      *nearby officer*
      IF you will not serve in COMBAT you will serve on the brick throwing line! *Throws out of window*

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 4 роки тому +8

      Haha that puns so horrible it made a Kriegerman laugh

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 4 роки тому +2

      Ba dum tssss

    • @jasN86
      @jasN86 4 роки тому +2

      Well played

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification 4 роки тому +521

    40:23
    Old man throwing himself aginst the Orks grenades in hand, workers using their diggers, loaders and cranes as improvised weapons of war. No wonder the Orks love humans, we are as batshit as they are when push comes to shove.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 3 роки тому +80

      Or when it really comes down to ti we can be even more batshit insane, it's like cornering a cat or dog you do it and there will be consequences

    • @Dap1ssmonk
      @Dap1ssmonk 3 роки тому +85

      If you have to define humanity with one word, it would be defiance.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 3 роки тому +21

      @@Dap1ssmonk true very true

    • @julonkrutor4649
      @julonkrutor4649 3 роки тому +28

      @@Dap1ssmonk more stubborn. To stubborn to lie down and die 😈

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 3 роки тому +30

      @@julonkrutor4649 I would say Spirituous, the way to beat humanity is to break their spirit, if that is ripped out of humanity, we fall, but if that remains... May God have mercy on whoever is against us, for we shall not.

  • @flamethrowerdude
    @flamethrowerdude 6 років тому +521

    The early stages of the invasion reminds of the old military saying, “do want to talk to who is in charge? or the one who knows what is going on?”

    • @billywise643
      @billywise643 4 роки тому +5

      Flamethrowerdude V c

    • @darthrevan4933
      @darthrevan4933 4 роки тому +26

      Flamethrowerdude that is so accurate so many times throughout history it’s not even funny

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 4 роки тому +11

      Pronouns are critical pieces of vocabulary, I suggest *you* use them.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +6

      That’s a fine distinction

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 4 роки тому +4

      @@fumarc4501 Problem is, the one in charge can reprimand you for not listening...

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 3 роки тому +268

    Funny thing: Yarrick is very old by now. Even by the standart of imperial nobility he's old. But he's still as active and strong as ever. Why is that? Well, probably because pretty much every ork in the whole galaxy is completly and utterly convinced that Yarrick can not be killed except maybe by Ghazgul himself. And when enough orks believe something then their WAAAAAGH! energy makes it true.

  • @pierrelindgren5727
    @pierrelindgren5727 7 років тому +494

    Von Strab lost a titan legion?
    How he manged to avoid a inqustorial power chainfoot up his ass is beyond me.

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 6 років тому +73

      The filthy ass must have bargained with Chaos already, I guess. There is no fuckin' way he hauls ass from Armageddon that easily.

    • @theomnissiah-9120
      @theomnissiah-9120 6 років тому +64

      He should be more worried about be vivisected put back together than vivisected by the admech

    • @bustedcogitator8954
      @bustedcogitator8954 6 років тому +67

      Pierre Lindgren screw the inquisition I'm surprised the Mecanicus didn't come for his ass

    • @limeyndixie
      @limeyndixie 6 років тому +74

      Pretty sure he went into hiding and/or disgraced exile after the war. Probably a sort of “either retire in disgrace without any pension at all, or we make you into a fucking Arcoflagellant” kinda deal.
      He came back for the Third War, though. Sided with Mag Thraka, if you can believe it, to take over the planet with him. The Last Chancers killed him during a (naturally) suicide mission.

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 5 років тому +33

      Almost as bad as losing 100 baneblades.

  • @JCDenton2012Modder
    @JCDenton2012Modder 7 років тому +453

    You wanna hear something funny? If Orks and Imperials ever had to team up to fight Chaos... the Orks would probably only take orders from Commissar Yorrick because he's (clears throat), "The da biggezt and badezt and Orkizt of dem Hummiez."

    • @Darknessblade4me
      @Darknessblade4me 7 років тому +34

      adam reese That would happen right after they are done raping chaos. and that alone would take a long time.

    • @LongWarEnjoyer
      @LongWarEnjoyer 4 роки тому +4

      Not really funny at all lol

    • @Darknessblade4me
      @Darknessblade4me 3 роки тому +9

      @Just Jeff Rape in ork language is the same as "bash the damn thing with a choppa until it stops twitching, then bash it some more and maybe shoot a couple of mags into it. Because funny"

    • @Mitchel_The_Catalan
      @Mitchel_The_Catalan 3 роки тому +1

      @@Darknessblade4me you mean dakka

    • @Bembel81
      @Bembel81 3 роки тому +1

      Cringe master!

  • @thil2894
    @thil2894 7 років тому +1579

    I think that if Yarrick would have roar WAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! he could have enlisted the first ork regiment of the imperium.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 7 років тому +282

      lucas thibault "say,dis oomie knows what he'z doin,let'z go fight fur'em!"

    • @klpihl
      @klpihl 7 років тому +194

      James.T .Adams FOR THA EMPRAHHHHH

    • @caiocbcn
      @caiocbcn 7 років тому +333

      lucas thibault "WE'S ARE THA EMPRASS GREENEST!"

    • @samuelsafin6564
      @samuelsafin6564 7 років тому +167

      lucas thibault DA EMPRAH PROTEKTS!

    • @BadlanderOutsider
      @BadlanderOutsider 7 років тому +116

      E'S CUNNIN' AND BRUTAL YA GIT.

  • @josephtillson7481
    @josephtillson7481 7 років тому +455

    My God emperor this makes Stalingrad look a decisive victory

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 6 років тому +60

      Joey Tillson
      Correction: it makes Stalingrad look like Saturday afternoon.

    • @anonanon9535
      @anonanon9535 5 років тому +35

      Agnarr Salventius correction this makes Stalingrad like a random bullet fired once a year directly into the dirt

    • @xxxxxx5868
      @xxxxxx5868 4 роки тому +37

      @@mattaffenit9898 Everything in W40k makes Stalingrad look like a Saturday afternoon

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 4 роки тому +46

      @@xxxxxx5868
      Yeah, but this more than many others. I mean, okay, it's not Vraks, but this shit is still just a tad more ridiculous than normal. Smacking asteroids into a planet? Dafuq?
      And because I am obliged to do so given the subject matter -
      Trekkies: Wish the Federation existed because idealism.
      People who like Star Wars: Quite likely wish they were jedi.
      People who like Mass Effect: Want to blow up Reapers. Probably.
      People who like most sci-fi settings: Wish setting exists more often than not.
      40k community: ... mmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNOPE!!!!!!!!!!!! *_proceeds to fuck right off as far away as possible before gribblies, necrons, space elves, blue-weebs, Chaos, the Imperium, or literally anyone else ever can notice because fuhuhuck that shit with a twenty light year pole_*

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 роки тому +11

      Matt Affenit correction: it makes Stalingrad look like the battle of France

  • @vulkanofnocturne
    @vulkanofnocturne 7 років тому +412

    My Sons, won many honours on Armageddon. And from that furnace, Astartes and mortal alike, were forged ever stronger.

    • @penetrationexpert3241
      @penetrationexpert3241 7 років тому +10

      Vulkan Of Nocturne your sons killed few black Templars by refusing to help and instead helping stupid citizens

    • @vulkanofnocturne
      @vulkanofnocturne 7 років тому +42

      They are Astartes, they are supposed to be The Emperors ultimate guardians for humanity. Those Black Templars died performing that mission, as did many Salamnders. We serve Mankind, that is our function.

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 7 років тому +21

      Remember that the salamanders having good public relations will allow them to have better cooperation with the imperial guard.

    • @justafox5356
      @justafox5356 5 років тому +17

      VULKAN LIVES!

    • @willatronblue4835
      @willatronblue4835 5 років тому +6

      Fox Of Shadilay stomp stomp

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 7 років тому +186

    9:16 Which self-respecting ork would avoid a minefield? That's what snots, grots and squigs are for! Afterall, let's remember, it was a couple million ORKS that landed. That means there was a couple billion snots, grots and squigs.
    "And two counts of improper dress"
    This attention to detail sure is admirable

    • @Stuffandstuff974
      @Stuffandstuff974 Рік тому +2

      Orks would find pure hilarity from making weaker greenskins run through minefields.

    • @michalsoukup1021
      @michalsoukup1021 Рік тому +1

      @@Stuffandstuff974 There is a problem though, What if the mines are set to be initiated by Ork, but not by a smaller greenskin?

  • @grombrindal567
    @grombrindal567 7 років тому +821

    So does this mean Yarrick's life is supported by the Ork's psychic power? He is deadly because the orks believed he is deadly?

    • @fountainchristain
      @fountainchristain 7 років тому +67

      Grombrindal yea I also thought that's what was going on

    • @sjoerddz
      @sjoerddz 7 років тому +12

      how can this commented be posted 6 hours ago?

    • @grombrindal567
      @grombrindal567 7 років тому +37

      Patreon exclusive :P

    • @internetzenmaster8952
      @internetzenmaster8952 7 років тому +209

      Pretty much. That and Gork n' Mork probably consider Yarrick a 'Ooman grod' (literally translated from 2nd edition Orkish: "Human Best Friend/Favorite Enemy") to all Orks, *especially Ghazghkull*. So not only is the old Commissar blessed by the protection of the Emperor, he's also supported by (probably) two of the oldest, strongest gods inside the Warp *AND* the reality-fuckery that is the WAAAAAAAGH! field.
      Yarrick also likes to play up the greenskin's legends about him for full effect. Case in point: Orks start whispering that Ol' One Eye Yarrick can kill with a glance. Yarrick hears about this rumor and has his bionic eye turned into a bionic eye that can fire A FUCKING LASER BEAM.
      Seriously though, as of the current lore Yarrick and Ghazzy probably have the best 'frenemy rivalry/grudge match' going in the galaxy. The primarchs' sibling bitchfest has *nothing* on what those two have done to each other.
      I'll go into more detail a little later after I'm done watching the video.

    • @kingjshgrumpy5481
      @kingjshgrumpy5481 7 років тому +107

      my theory is that yarrick and ghazkull are actually avatars of mork and gork

  • @augustwillow3925
    @augustwillow3925 6 років тому +62

    How is there not more love for the mad bastards that welded themselves into cranes and went to fight Gargants

  • @ArchYouTube
    @ArchYouTube  7 років тому +1206

    The Emperor Protects!

    • @5ryans
      @5ryans 7 років тому +41

      Arch Warhammer I wonder if that's the slogan on his condoms

    • @somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821
      @somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821 7 років тому +11

      so... what about that demonic invasion eh? i heard that Armageddon got invaded by Demons

    • @kaptinbadrukk2668
      @kaptinbadrukk2668 7 років тому +8

      Arch Warhammer WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

    • @rileyneal149
      @rileyneal149 7 років тому +5

      Arch Warhammer just fuck yeah

    • @jinpain8172
      @jinpain8172 7 років тому +14

      brilliant work on this vid you have outdone yourself this time

  • @andrewwynne6934
    @andrewwynne6934 4 роки тому +74

    Orks witnessing Yarrick's victory: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!!!
    Ghazkul hearing about Yarrick's victory: YESYESYESYESYESYES!!!

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 3 роки тому +8

      Grotznik: oh no
      Arch pyronist: oh no!
      Other named ork: NO NO NO
      Ghazgkull: YEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
      Yarrick: oh fuck me

  • @Dragacide
    @Dragacide 7 років тому +975

    1 hour and 10 minutes of pure arch. Slaanesh has nothing compared to this pure ecstasy

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 7 років тому +26

      Jason na the nuts i nutted upon seeing this have effectively allowed me to surpass slaanesh in terms of pleasure

    • @jacobs4545
      @jacobs4545 7 років тому +47

      Jason na i could listen to him reading the user manual to a washing machine

    • @violetsapphire952
      @violetsapphire952 7 років тому +24

      The other 16 seconds, however; those were heretical seconds. We don't talk about those.

    • @JackFrostDoll
      @JackFrostDoll 7 років тому +8

      Heresy as much? ^^

    • @jacobmendonca8571
      @jacobmendonca8571 6 років тому +4

      JackFrostDoll it's not technically heresy because arch is a very loyal servant to the imperium.

  • @Astorath_the_Grim
    @Astorath_the_Grim 7 років тому +64

    When the Blood Angels entered the fray my heart sung with the glory of the God-Emperor.

  • @RommelTheDesertFox
    @RommelTheDesertFox 7 років тому +203

    When you were talking about the Space Marines coming down I expected the old Red Alert sound byte "Reinforcements have arrived"

    • @Superschokokeks
      @Superschokokeks 7 років тому +28

      and Hell March?

    • @RommelTheDesertFox
      @RommelTheDesertFox 7 років тому +10

      Superschokokeks Fuck yes

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 6 років тому +2

      +Superschokokeks "We have come, and, stomp!"

    • @viyhexe131
      @viyhexe131 5 років тому +1

      I was expecting the crescendo of Captain Titus' theme.

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 5 років тому +4

      @@RommelTheDesertFox
      _T H E N T H E W I N G E S H U S S A R S A R R I V E D_

  • @johnathanblackwell9960
    @johnathanblackwell9960 7 років тому +48

    I must be a guardsman at heart, I teard up when I heard the "Emperor Protects" segment.

  • @casey5565
    @casey5565 7 років тому +52

    "the emperor protects"
    me: *chills*

  • @Vulgrim2
    @Vulgrim2 4 роки тому +60

    Commissar Yarrick: Everything a Space Marine wants to be.

    • @crysisrevelation6132
      @crysisrevelation6132 2 роки тому +1

      Me, a true space marine: *Laughs in Legion of the Damned*

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Рік тому +1

      *looks at Ollanius Pius* and this man is everything the custodians wish they could be

  • @splint8618
    @splint8618 7 років тому +184

    Not gonna lie, the bit about Helsreach actually made me get a little choked up. Dunno why stories of utter hopelessness against an invading force do that to me.
    Excellent video.

    • @rileyneal149
      @rileyneal149 7 років тому +8

      Splint Na same bro

    • @trk4973
      @trk4973 7 років тому +18

      AH FUCK I REMEMBER, FUCKING ORKS EVERYWHERE PTSD INTENSIFIES

    • @humanitysucks4025
      @humanitysucks4025 6 років тому +27

      It's the beauty of said hopelessness causing the Greatest Resolve in the Civillian population.

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 6 років тому +25

      I’m reminded of a certain meme showing an imperial guardsman’s face and the caption “Stalingrad? We call that ‘Tuesday’.”

    • @primarisrice6820
      @primarisrice6820 4 роки тому +2

      check out the actual helsreach series on youtube its even better

  • @Auriorium
    @Auriorium 7 років тому +539

    Arch quit mentioning the Inquisition and the Not First War, its the worst kept secret in the galaxy, give a space wolf enough to drink and he will go over the entire lore of that conflict.

    • @furrybacon1512
      @furrybacon1512 7 років тому +129

      the problem Auriorium, with getting a space wolf enough to drink, is well... getting a space wolf enough to drink.

    • @fountainchristain
      @fountainchristain 7 років тому +47

      Cameron Billquist you doubt my amount of drink on hand?

    • @furrybacon1512
      @furrybacon1512 7 років тому +79

      i highly doubt you have control over a solar system which makes only alcohol. if you do, be my guest, get the space wolf drunk

    • @Auriorium
      @Auriorium 7 років тому +37

      I call that, Challenge Accepted XD

    • @plamenminchev6563
      @plamenminchev6563 7 років тому +39

      SPACE WOLVES?! FUCKING FURRIES!!!

  • @jacobs4545
    @jacobs4545 7 років тому +378

    if i ever won the Powerball im kidnapping arch, vaults of terra and 40k theories and we are going to erasmus with 50 million dollars. SWTOR-trailer quality full length movies featuring the horus heresy, and primarchs.

    • @ArchYouTube
      @ArchYouTube  7 років тому +134

      ha! do it!

    • @neofulcrum5013
      @neofulcrum5013 7 років тому +23

      I'd help

    • @weirdscience8341
      @weirdscience8341 6 років тому +9

      Jacob Siegel IL chip in a tenner if I can be an assassin 😂

    • @ThatDragonGuy
      @ThatDragonGuy 6 років тому +14

      You'd need much more than that if your going to do a 2 hour feature film for each Horus Heresy book. You'd need at least 1 billion

    • @tacokid99
      @tacokid99 6 років тому +8

      TreeckotheRebel he’ll release them over time so they’ll pay for themselves

  • @Raveneye2000
    @Raveneye2000 7 років тому +60

    Since Yarrick has been looked at, I petition Arch Warhammer to cover the daring deeds of Ciaphas Cain, HERO of the Imperium!

    • @dropdead234
      @dropdead234 7 років тому +9

      I vote for CATO SECARIUS OF THE ULTRATOLIETSEATBLUEBERRYASSHOLEMARYSUESMURFS! (Ducks chair.)

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 6 років тому +12

      Andy Low
      Creed? I'd rather Creed. Because Creed... wait... where's toilet I was shitting in? And why is their an Imperator titan with its gun up my as...
      *_CRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 4 роки тому

      Where he will no doubt rework the canon information to fit his narrative... Just like any real inquisitor! x)

  • @hansyolo8277
    @hansyolo8277 5 років тому +218

    As Sabaton would say: "THEN THE SPACE MARINES ARIVED!"

  • @rahbaralhaq
    @rahbaralhaq 7 років тому +69

    *Flashes Inquisition badge*
    "Citizen, while I appreciate you for you loyalty to the Emperor I am here to warn you.
    A person with a.... *very* firery temper is upset about your negligence to mention of this deed on Armageddon.
    He is possibly coming to have a personal "chat" with you and your continent.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 3 роки тому +1

      He's a inquisitor too ya know and good luck getting on top of his mountain where he lives and good luck finding him the imperial fist built that place

  • @SumWulf
    @SumWulf 7 років тому +34

    I got a wee bit chocked up when arch described the coming of the Astartes. good job arch :D

  • @ChapterMasterValrak
    @ChapterMasterValrak 7 років тому +334

    Total respect to the Space Wolves

  • @emperorconstantine1.361
    @emperorconstantine1.361 7 років тому +19

    Never forget that the God-Emperor's statue wept blood a day before the hulk came in system and the greatest void ship in the system, well, it died by ramming itself into the hulk to try and kill as many of them as possible.

  • @CepheusTalks
    @CepheusTalks 4 роки тому +13

    planetary command: here'swhat we think
    everyone else: *looks at Yarik*
    Yarik: execute order 66
    everyone else: yes my lord

  • @vulkanofnocturne
    @vulkanofnocturne 7 років тому +55

    Von Straub must have been inspired by the real Von Hotsendorf.

    • @nineballmk2
      @nineballmk2 6 років тому +7

      LETS NOT GET CRAZY NOW VULKAN!

    • @justcaino9176
      @justcaino9176 3 роки тому

      @@nineballmk2 Team 3 star? : )

  • @kre8or465
    @kre8or465 5 років тому +22

    Emperors armor, Yarek is badass. He killed an orc leader, while having his arm clamped off, then had that war bosses mechanical arm grafted to him. Just, wow.
    Also "and two counts of improper dress" yes, the most grievous of transgressions against the empire.

  • @internetzenmaster8952
    @internetzenmaster8952 7 років тому +144

    Random Ork Warboss: "DA FIRST WAR FOR ARMAGEDDON WUZ AGAINST DAEMONS!"
    "COME AT ME INQUISITAHS!" -Assumes classic 'Come at me bro' stance

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 7 років тому +21

      Lord Frostwind "Oh yeah boi!"
      *Smashes inquisitors butt*
      "wait"

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 4 роки тому +2

      Unless a massive artillery barrage of TP3 on the heretics + the Inquisition sends there greeting by way of the Death Korps+

    • @julonkrutor4649
      @julonkrutor4649 3 роки тому +2

      @@sethgilcrist8088 Krieger vs Orks... that would be fun for all sides. For the Krieger, Orks and the reader. Is there such a thing?

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 3 роки тому +1

      @@julonkrutor4649
      Yay "second"war of Armageddon Krieg survivers from varks were sent to help

    • @crysisrevelation6132
      @crysisrevelation6132 2 роки тому

      Hans, load ze cyclonic torpedoes!

  • @josrofe
    @josrofe 7 років тому +31

    the way you've organized and structured this video makes it look like a documentary about a real war and for that you are one of the best human beings on the planet, this series is the best thing I've seen in a while keep it up mate!!

  • @thehoodedteddy1335
    @thehoodedteddy1335 5 років тому +11

    49:00 Wait for it...
    Wait for it...
    THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
    Seriously, have that song waiting to start and play it at the right moment, and it's AWESOME.

  • @cranederoc
    @cranederoc 7 років тому +119

    Hey Arch, I'm one of the map makers from the grand campaign custom map, and would like to know if you still intend to do historical custom battles for warhammer fantasy (like you said long ago) and if I can help you in this sense with backgrounds/ maps to make this possible. You seem to distance yourself from fantasy a bit recently, curious if you intend to go back to it.

    • @ArchYouTube
      @ArchYouTube  7 років тому +42

      oh i am going to do more, but atm the Armageddon series is getting all my attention until it is compleate. Sadly tough the great war against chaos is a bust, a PC crash ate all of my files with the maps and markers and editing etc and i just dont feel like doing it all over again... do feel free to email me some examples of what you could possibly do tough, i am always looking for art and artists!

    • @cranederoc
      @cranederoc 7 років тому +11

      steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198037698096/myworkshopfiles/?appid=364360 if you want to look trough my workshop.

    • @TavernPiper
      @TavernPiper 7 років тому

      Hey Arch, what books do you use as a reference for the armageddon videos?

  • @thebronzegoose9169
    @thebronzegoose9169 7 років тому +103

    Shitstorm electric boogaloo mk2. Ghazskulls party palace

  • @theangrykorean5194
    @theangrykorean5194 7 років тому +13

    I love the scale of WH40k battles in the lore. that Titan exploding in the middle of the attacking Ork horde was bigger than the Tsar Bomba. aka the biggest nuke us plebian humans have ever tested.

  • @philv2215
    @philv2215 7 років тому +23

    I shed a tear at 49:44

  • @jamesgarratt1043
    @jamesgarratt1043 7 років тому +172

    the chaos invasion of armageddon never happened
    it's the armenian genocide of the 40k universe according to the young tau
    OF COURSE !!!!!!!

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 6 років тому +23

      "It's bullshit we're trying to have a reasonable discussion about the greater good"

    • @CornPop-cz2eo
      @CornPop-cz2eo 4 роки тому +4

      Damn that was good. I can't get the image of Al Jazeera using the bacon like smell of the warp in order to brainwash Chunk and Anna into preaching propaganda.

    • @hyakushiki9438
      @hyakushiki9438 4 роки тому +1

      Corn Pop42020 Anna, who is Armenian herself. 🙄

  • @jasonwalter8360
    @jasonwalter8360 7 років тому +31

    An Hour long Lore video! PRAISE DA EMPRAH

  • @hybridgorilla
    @hybridgorilla 7 років тому +26

    You forgot to mention [REDACTED]. It was an important part of [REDACTED]. Ahh well, at least you mentioned [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], and that -annoying- PERFECTLY REASONABLE AND NOBLE Inquisition didn't censor my post at all.

  • @lordinquisitor6233
    @lordinquisitor6233 7 років тому +9

    This is why I love 40k: it's a universe where the apocalypse is just Tuesday

  • @grantkruger3689
    @grantkruger3689 3 роки тому +2

    Orks know its Yarrick by the power claw, and the almost deafening clanging sound when he walks...

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 7 років тому +62

    The port siege description made me badly want a warhammer FPS horde/co-op assault game based in a hive city. Basically a good version of space hulk deathwing (warframe/the-division with a less ninja movement or infinite stat scaling) on a much grander scale of map with a persistent player inventory that can be lost through death.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 7 років тому +7

      Damn, the state of console crippled PC gaming got has me sad now.

    • @moriskurth628
      @moriskurth628 7 років тому +4

      You mean ARMA/Vermintide just in 40K?

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 7 років тому +5

      I mean a 40K vermintide/L4D2 where each map is semi-randomly picked from a suite of eventually hundreds (area gameplay/cohesion more important than incidental details) that form a mostly cohesive area/city to fight through in a chain of 2-5 maps that make up a mission (turn on the defensive turrets, fight through to the safe-zone and break an ork siege, gather supplies and return to base with the laden vehicle).
      Players craft and gather resources Warframe/firefall (during the thumper era) style to craft modular "throwaway" weapons you loose if you fail a mission (unless you can get to a safe/beacon and store some of your gear before you die). let players find a few salvageable components and weapons/mods in-mission.
      If you loose or win incidental details around that area will dynamically update to a more or less intact/protected state (80% cosmetic but with some routes, doors, walkways, defences, buildings and resources available depending on win/loss ratios each week).

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 7 років тому +3

      The entire thing has been done before and other games already do this with different themes in mind
      e.g.1(warframe , space ninjas rampaging through procedural tile-set locations instead of guard companies facing down numerous enemies over a 2-5 level mission-chain).
      e.g.2 (destiny/borderlands, sci-fi space-tards fighting through a mix of instances and overland areas to kill a boss to get tokens and/or RNG loot drops in order to take on more bullet-sponge enemies)
      e.g.3 (vermintide/L4D/space hulk:deathwing, horde mode gameplay through a small number of heavily detailed levels, replay value comes from loot/PvP/suicidal-disappointment respectively)
      e.g.4 (global agenda/firefall, broken messes of a game that were about harvesting resources, fighting off other players/AI-swarms to control tracts of lands rich in resources, to build more gear. End results were generally weak due to stat based PvP items and drastic changes in gameplay direction)
      It's all doable with current tech but no one has fitted the pieces together in this way yet, let alone with a well produced 40k theme.
      Resident evil 5 and revelations (some fan gameplay-reactions aside) did something similar to this idea in a single-player setting.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 7 років тому +3

      As with warframe, devs could start small with a procedural-tileset system 1-2 factions and a basic set of player gear then add in more over-time. Over time refine the more procedural maps into a skirmish mode while building up linked-3D grid-based campaign city/station/rok maps. Start with a 3 x 3 grid of maps, maybe add in a couple of tower/sewer/air/sea port areas, boost the grid/map piece by piece (e.g. start with a city wall-tower section plus nearby suburb buildings, add in the wall-gate plus the access bridge, add in more city plus some sewer access, add in farmland, add a transport hub to the area, etc), each new level allow 1-2 entrances from each direction to link into the another map (even if it's a trainline/out-flow pipe/bombed out wall).
      Save time by wholesale copying existing/realistic architecture (shopping centres, car parks, offices, castles, ports, train stations) layouts into the chosen theme then create gameplay paths through them by blocking off/destroying certain entrances and floors to allow one map to have 5-6 varied play-routes.
      That said I think I need to go cry in a corner while curled up for a while. Laters.

  • @Kh0rne8
    @Kh0rne8 7 років тому +65

    Yes there was absolutely no Chaos Demon invasion led by my Brother at all.

    • @penetrationexpert3241
      @penetrationexpert3241 7 років тому +4

      Horus Lupercal you still dead egghead

    • @Kh0rne8
      @Kh0rne8 7 років тому +11

      Dawn Bringer me reappearing would still make more sense then "Gathering storm".

    • @neofulcrum5013
      @neofulcrum5013 7 років тому +2

      Horus Lupercal for the warmaster

    • @Kh0rne8
      @Kh0rne8 7 років тому +1

      Give this man a cooky !

    • @legionofthedamned157
      @legionofthedamned157 6 років тому +1

      Greetings warmaster

  • @NinthRomance
    @NinthRomance 5 років тому +5

    Usually the Death Korps of Krieg ignore or outright shoot their own commissars for not being hardened suicidal badasses like themselves but if yarrick was their commissar I doubt they would ever question his authority/orders and would actually respect him.

  • @antimaster6432
    @antimaster6432 7 років тому +5

    The pure badassery of Commisar Yarick shed a tear from my eye... Beautiful.

  • @tomtexas4897
    @tomtexas4897 7 років тому +25

    I wish to obtain knowledge as to the cause of exterminatis class weaponry being stored on Armageddon. This is for documentation and subsequent classification by Commissar Debit Fett of the Trappist system.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 6 років тому +2

      Commissar Debit Fett simple just use the forbidden divide by zero equation in all of the hives main power facilities.

  • @CQBEXPT
    @CQBEXPT 7 років тому +5

    I like the theory that Yarrick is literally being kept alive by the fear of the combined ork hordes.

  • @cynderfan2233
    @cynderfan2233 6 років тому +10

    So its basically the battle of Stalingrad except force fed protein powder and pumped up on steroids.
    The Armageddon meat grinder.

  • @angelsc7588
    @angelsc7588 3 роки тому +4

    1:07:45
    "It's a pretty hard task to burn down an entire jungle"
    *Sweats in Brazilian*

  • @kybercat7
    @kybercat7 7 років тому +64

    ..i think useing the words "ork" and "plan" together is kinda.......inaccurate

    • @morgancarey1374
      @morgancarey1374 6 років тому +8

      Kyber Cat Well they do in the sense "orks have absolutely no fucking plan"

    • @ayindephulgence4950
      @ayindephulgence4950 4 роки тому +2

      it's more like they pick a direction and sometimes stick to it

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 4 роки тому +3

      You'z nevah met Ol' Gazghkull, do ya? xD

    • @toddwilliams8128
      @toddwilliams8128 3 роки тому +1

      what do you call an ork with half a brain?
      STRATEGIST

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 3 роки тому

      Morgan Carey no plan survives contact with the enemy.

  • @augmenautus
    @augmenautus 3 роки тому +3

    "He stole the war bosses arm. Run boyz" - some ork

  • @carloscaballeromoreno4853
    @carloscaballeromoreno4853 7 років тому +24

    49:45 God dammit, you sure know how to make a narration epic

    • @rythegeneral511
      @rythegeneral511 6 років тому +3

      Carlos caballeromoreno FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

  • @helldrake77777
    @helldrake77777 7 років тому +20

    The art is absolutely amazing! As a Patron I must say, I have spent my money well! I absolutely love the art for the Hive of Asheron! Those three guys(Imperial Guard, Gangmember and Civilian) looked super awesome together!
    Also, hearing the lore of the video, the defense of Hive Hellsreach reminds me a lot of the Battle at Shipka Pass. Very touching to me on a personal level.

    • @Demiurge13
      @Demiurge13 Рік тому

      if its to arch you spent that money then you sent it the wrong way because that art you refer to all comes from the video game wh40k armagg...eddon

  • @StoicNatsoc
    @StoicNatsoc 6 років тому +34

    did someone mentioned...DAEMON INVASION?!?
    UH OHHHHH
    SMASH IT ! (headbuts against the exterminatus button)

    • @zerowolf0006
      @zerowolf0006 6 років тому +1

      Lord Inquisitor Ninoslav I see what you did

  • @yuripantyhose4973
    @yuripantyhose4973 7 років тому +8

    Ah pizza, mountain dew and arch warhammer, killer combo

  • @HiopX
    @HiopX 4 роки тому +6

    Imperium: You can't just simply burn down an entire Jungle
    Bolsonaro: Hold my beer

  • @Maethendias
    @Maethendias 7 років тому +6

    "the Diablolus river is ... basically a river" touché

  • @user-wo1ii7cr4m
    @user-wo1ii7cr4m 7 років тому +2

    Arch, this is, my friend, the very best of the lore videos You made this far, in my humble opinion. Not only You managed to deliver tons of specifics in a form You most of the time masterfully do, You added this most required drama and pathos of Acheron siege. Man... You nailed it.

  • @CoffeeMaus
    @CoffeeMaus 7 років тому +15

    There better be a second video.
    If you pull a Night Haunter again, there will be blood.
    (Possibly skulls, but no promises.)

  • @joratoxdarkblade6826
    @joratoxdarkblade6826 6 років тому +3

    50:00 man that stuff still gives me chills, really well done Arch

  • @gso619
    @gso619 7 років тому +2

    I can't help but admire the INCREDIBLE subtlety and creativity of Games Workshop when it comes to naming things. I can't wait for the part where commander Faust and his forces from hive city Helheim set out to stop the orks from crossing the Purgatory river and onto the Baphomet peninsula by confronting them at a bridge locally known as Satan's left testicle.

  • @comandershrapnel4696
    @comandershrapnel4696 4 роки тому +3

    Yarrick staring down the warboss. "You should have gone for the head"

  • @54jOe54
    @54jOe54 7 років тому +4

    I've been a subscriber since your first lore videos when total war warhammer was first announced, and i have to say, in my opinion this is your best lore video yet. Absolutely outstanding. Thank you.

  • @ABorderPrince
    @ABorderPrince 7 років тому +33

    Loving this you have set a new standard #rememberhades

  • @warriorcrab1319
    @warriorcrab1319 7 років тому +6

    Listening to this... I kind of want a modded Mechwarrior 3 with Arch doing the singleplayer mission briefings.

  • @adamcarey6093
    @adamcarey6093 7 місяців тому +1

    The crane operators welding themselves into their machines to fight ork gargants in hand to hand always gets me for some reason. i read that in a white dwarf back when the armegeddon event was going on. got me back then too. something about the fanatical determination to make the enemy pay despite the certainty of their own deaths. there was another description in white dwarf that discussed crazy hive gangers full of drums sent into ventilation ducts to fight ork commandos in hand to hand that was also pretty awesome.

  • @chaosknight9131
    @chaosknight9131 7 років тому +4

    I can only imagine how many times 'FOR THE EMPEROR' said during the siege of Helsreach

  • @augmenautus
    @augmenautus 3 роки тому +3

    "The hive gangers brought their own weapons" -lol

  • @Hyperdin
    @Hyperdin 7 років тому +4

    Arch's bed time stories are the best. Thanks for an awesome tale :)

  • @sadhappy8860
    @sadhappy8860 7 років тому +4

    49:40 I love the way you tell these stories

  • @pmslevelboss
    @pmslevelboss 6 років тому +8

    At my funeral I want an english narrator telling all my life's misfortunes with a solemn straight voice for 1 hours non stop.

  • @honestkyn718
    @honestkyn718 7 років тому +14

    The What now? Midgets led by an inquisitor? *pulls out bolt pistol* that did not happen...period.

  • @jimsaintruth4248
    @jimsaintruth4248 5 років тому +2

    49:40 that line legit sent shivers down my spine, I love warhammer.

  • @Razkunn
    @Razkunn 7 років тому +1

    Arch, I am not one to be easily impressed, yet right now I am.
    The moment when you turned down the light, and mentioned that the God Emperor protects, it was electrifying, it was elating, a stroke of genius.
    The maps, the detail, ahhh, it was beautiful!
    Keep up the awesome work mate. :D
    Listenin to your lore analysis helps me find new ways to poke into my own SF that's being slowly tortured into being :-)

  • @theeternalchronicler3072
    @theeternalchronicler3072 7 років тому +7

    Your telling me we lost 5 not 1 but 5 TITANS! By the emperor how could such a atrocitie happen.

  • @MyGuy18
    @MyGuy18 5 років тому +6

    I understand now. Yarrick is the descendant to Goblin Slayer!

  • @soldiert0144
    @soldiert0144 5 років тому +2

    "but even in darkest of days...…. the emperor protects!" I literally smiled when I heard that

  • @ruscellotwitch4617
    @ruscellotwitch4617 7 років тому +2

    I have REALLY enjoyed this video. Thanks Arch. You put a lot of emphasis at the right time giving the right amount of feeling to it. Well done.

  • @forgefathereli8354
    @forgefathereli8354 7 років тому +8

    We're Whalers on moon!
    *We carry our harpoons!*

    • @forgefathereli8354
      @forgefathereli8354 7 років тому +3

      Replace we're with "us orkzies" and "moon" with anywhere. And im sure some Ork has a harpoon so its all good from their

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 6 років тому +3

      Well there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whaling tune

  • @fountainchristain
    @fountainchristain 7 років тому +107

    wasn't there a Chaos invasion before the ork attack?

    • @FieldmarshalDJKhaled
      @FieldmarshalDJKhaled 7 років тому +177

      inquisition will be visiting your home in the next 5 min

    • @steventan2754
      @steventan2754 7 років тому +32

      Arch kinda implies that there was, since he brought up the Inquisition.

    • @jehovasabettor9080
      @jehovasabettor9080 7 років тому +99

      So what was your name and address again, citizen?

    • @Commentoidiota
      @Commentoidiota 7 років тому +58

      Steven Tan
      No, silly citizen, what are you talking about? Go on with your day, and learn about the glorious defence of Armageddon.
      Imperator Rex.

    • @fountainchristain
      @fountainchristain 7 років тому +9

      RobTheGeek but I am pretty sure I saw a few Chaos marines when I was there once

  • @tarrisfairbroke6899
    @tarrisfairbroke6899 5 років тому +2

    "Do not give into despair easily."
    -Commissar Yarrick is amused.

  • @CelticSamoan
    @CelticSamoan 7 років тому

    Good lord this is wonderful. The battle maps and attention to lore detail then the added flare you put on your videos is nothing short of spectacular. Thank you for sharing this.

  • @SpoonieMcspoonington
    @SpoonieMcspoonington 7 років тому +10

    Seriously why is everyone hating on the spacewolves?! They did very well when they SINGLE........HANDEDLY.......... defeated that chaos invasion Never has the imperium had a finer victory apart from when an angry marine beat a special snowflake marine to death by picking up a fellow angry marine wearing terminator armor and proceeded too beat the ever loving snot out of it while the terminator swore at the special snowflake for being a pansy while his brother swung him around like a wet towel

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 3 роки тому

      What the the hell are you talking ? That sounds awesome !!!

  • @airplanemaster1
    @airplanemaster1 7 років тому +3

    "Drive me closer! I want to bitch- slap them with my claw!"

  • @matthewhotston4287
    @matthewhotston4287 5 років тому +2

    I love your storytelling

  • @ShankStabington
    @ShankStabington 7 років тому +1

    Terrific job, Arch. You have no idea how greatful I am for your lore videos. I fell in love with the style of 40k years ago, but without you I would have never been able to learn about the universe. Thank you, you're doing the God Emperors work my friend.

  • @PinkB00mer
    @PinkB00mer 7 років тому +4

    I loved this video. Telling lore in this way is very enganging and entertaining. Keep it up please.

  • @Kemot300
    @Kemot300 7 років тому +7

    This looks like a one hour special document about the overlord's Incompetents. Written by a VERY BIG "I".

  • @TalkerDudeMan
    @TalkerDudeMan Рік тому +2

    49:34
    My favourite bit.

  • @Burton555
    @Burton555 7 років тому

    Arch, your story telling is the sole reason I got into the lore of both fantasy and 40k Warhammer. Thank you so much for many hours of enjoyment.

  • @commissar.yarrick
    @commissar.yarrick 6 років тому +6

    I remember this war well.

  • @axavia
    @axavia 4 роки тому +3

    The three ork gods: Gork, Mork, and Commissar Yarrik

  • @TuntematonX
    @TuntematonX 5 років тому +1

    I must say, I enjoy the fact that you decided to focus on the official accounting of the War for Armageddon. The citizenry and Inquisition thank you for excluding things that... DID NOT HAPPEN.

  • @walt_man
    @walt_man 5 місяців тому +1

    It was so cool seeing Necromunda models in the Codex Armageddon. In fact, listening/watching interviews with some of the GW icons. They could never make stuff fast enough, specially plastics [18 month lead time!].
    Would have been cool to get some Necromundan Spiders with this book. They'd have to be all metal or some parts for.... the Catachans? lol