40k Lore, The War For Armageddon, Chaos Invasion!

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  • @DarthCuddlefluff
    @DarthCuddlefluff 7 років тому +411

    Chaos?! On Armageddon?! WE HAVE TO [R E D A C T E D B Y T H E I N Q U I S I T O N] *bolter shot* Everything is fine. Please continue about your business. Emperor Protects.

  • @peterpan4962
    @peterpan4962 7 років тому +141

    You know, you have to wonder how fucked the inquisition is when a bunch of genetically enhanced super soldiers who spare no excuse to spill the blood of anyone say, "you know, this might be a bit excessive".

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 3 роки тому +6

      The salamanders aren't the average post-human supersoldiers, they actually give a shit about the people they were explicitly created to protect. almost every other chapter seems to have forgotten or flat out ignored that particular piece of information.

    • @MsHaiducu
      @MsHaiducu 3 роки тому +15

      @@notinspectorgadget Ultramarines,black dragons,lamenters,blood angels and to some extent the crimson fists.There are others who care.But none as much as the salamanders and the lamenters.

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 3 роки тому +1

      @@MsHaiducu *almost*

  • @jamesgarratt1043
    @jamesgarratt1043 7 років тому +306

    this is quite detailed for a hypothetical situation...
    that never happened

    • @kitchenjail3546
      @kitchenjail3546 4 роки тому +18

      Certanly Sir. This man has an amazing imagination and excellent knowledge of how the powers of the warp operate. With that kind of insight, it's very easy to make such hypostheical plans, of course. How else do you think the grand strategists of the Astra Militarum make their plans and contingencies?

    • @lemanwolfinruss1905
      @lemanwolfinruss1905 4 роки тому +11

      I'm here for my sons.

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker 4 роки тому +8

      @@kitchenjail3546
      The grand strategists of the Astra Millitarum possess detailed knowledge of the powers of the warp? *THEY ARE HERETICS, PURGE THEM!*

    • @ConfusedGuardsman
      @ConfusedGuardsman 4 роки тому +1

      @@lemanwolfinruss1905 Ahh, the father of the ferocious puppies!

    • @jamst123
      @jamst123 4 роки тому +1

      If the universe is infinite then it has or will have happened.. and everything ever imagined. Food for thought.

  • @derekburge5294
    @derekburge5294 7 років тому +926

    *LOUD INQUISITORIAL COUGHING*

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 7 років тому +69

      *_inquisitorial party crashing intensifies_*

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 7 років тому +47

      (Resident word bearers preacher slowly inches behind a light pole)

    • @echolight2366
      @echolight2366 7 років тому +38

      *alpha legion Sorcerer hides in the warp*

    • @PwnedDuck
      @PwnedDuck 7 років тому +32

      Derek Burge LOUD INQUISITORIAL BLAMMING

    • @mikhailbychkov5042
      @mikhailbychkov5042 7 років тому +37

      *Exterminatus intensifies*

  • @BR4IN1N4J4R
    @BR4IN1N4J4R 7 років тому +503

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

    • @redhood7670
      @redhood7670 6 років тому +68

      Jared Hays everyone knows of khorne flakes but no one knows of kroot loops

    • @anghbalahr2971
      @anghbalahr2971 6 років тому +13

      I see, a brother in arms.

    • @niklase.4850
      @niklase.4850 6 років тому +33

      STICKS FOR THE KHORNE DOGS!

    • @khorneflakes3434
      @khorneflakes3434 5 років тому +7

      Supp'

    • @peachybiscuits
      @peachybiscuits 5 років тому +25

      Jared Hays SALT FOR THE POPKHORN!

  • @DocWolph
    @DocWolph 7 років тому +172

    Took the Oregon trail. Died of Dysentery.
    Went to Armageddon. Mauled in Chaos fueled riots, Straved half to death, Drank bad water died of Dysentery... Resurrected by Nurgle.

    • @seawolf4846
      @seawolf4846 3 роки тому +4

      The amount of bad luck in that is hilarious...sort of

    • @adamfox1669
      @adamfox1669 3 роки тому +8

      @@seawolf4846 that kind of bad luck is usually reserved for the Lamenters chapter

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen Рік тому

      The second situation sounds far worse. Shitting yourself to death and staying dead is a far better fate.

    • @Parklarblick
      @Parklarblick Рік тому +2

      And that was all on Day 1. It got way worse from there!

  • @Wimplo86
    @Wimplo86 7 років тому +619

    "You're gonna purge the entire planet!?"
    "Lord Inquisitor this isn't fair!"
    Inquisitor: "FAIR!? I'll tell you what's not fair! Spending a lifetime in a discount hobby store, watching all the other miniatures be sold!"

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland 5 років тому +43

      Wimplo86 Pfffft!..... **laughter**
      Shut... shut the fuck up!

    • @lamichka
      @lamichka 5 років тому +16

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!

    • @hunterv9983
      @hunterv9983 4 роки тому +8

      Stinky Pete. Someone is going to by you.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 4 роки тому +6

      Johnny play me something quick!

    • @thydzz2180
      @thydzz2180 4 роки тому +1

      What's not fair is what the Space Wolves did to the Inquisition and the Gray Knights,

  • @macrux152__8
    @macrux152__8 7 років тому +499

    Arch, why is the Inquisition looking up my internet history?
    Arch?
    Arrch?

    • @gfg1651
      @gfg1651 5 років тому +16

      run

    • @Inquisitor_Vex
      @Inquisitor_Vex 4 роки тому +29

      +++ incoming transmission +++
      +++ decrypting +++
      +++ authorisation seal: =][= +++
      +++ Michael Straub-Riedler, multiple sources have reported you for heresy 2nd degree, possession of illicit stims, possession of an illegal weapons and harbouring and/or aiding and abetting enemies of the Imperium. +++
      +++ sentence.. +++
      +++ excommunicatus traitoris +++
      +++ report to precinct HQ for summary execution. +++

    • @gfg1651
      @gfg1651 4 роки тому +7

      @@Inquisitor_Vex sry curently deploid in the Cold shoulder System you gonna have 2 pick me up

    • @Inquisitor_Vex
      @Inquisitor_Vex 4 роки тому +12

      +++ Michael Straub-Riedler, We recommend you report for your execution before 0.822.019.M03 (Monday 9pm). Failure to attend will result in more charges against you. +++

    • @gfg1651
      @gfg1651 4 роки тому +5

      Sry my executor has been eaten by tyranids that woud make me next highest Officer... we gonna talke aboud that after i saved the planet

  • @f.powell8724
    @f.powell8724 5 років тому +281

    Well, naming a planet “Armageddon” is a pretty big red sign.

    • @Maezhughes
      @Maezhughes 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I wonder y no one thought of that before 🤔

    • @tneal89
      @tneal89 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah, but it's waaay better than it's previous name, "Ullanor". I mean, come on, "Armageddon" has another syllable and therefore is better, I guess.

    • @karimsoufi6535
      @karimsoufi6535 4 роки тому

      @@Maezhughes 00ööö0000ö0öööööööö00ööööö00ööö0

    • @antraxosazrael8480
      @antraxosazrael8480 3 роки тому +4

      Well ther us s place called har megiddo on our earth from wich the word armageddon comes. Armageddon is in the new age a word to name big katastrophs yes but the word itself was always the place wher the last fight in the endtimes would be fought atleast in the christian religion.

    • @raider3167
      @raider3167 3 роки тому +1

      Tis better than the Ork name of Gorkamorka. It’s their Jerusalem.

  • @malcadorthesigillite5847
    @malcadorthesigillite5847 7 років тому +77

    _You bulldoze ONE Ork homeworld for a crusade ending rave and this shit happens._

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 4 роки тому +10

      No wonder the Inquisition uses Exterminatus all the time.

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 3 роки тому +6

      Ullanor sounds like a good vacation place. If only the mechanicus hadn’t accidentally blown it up. Oh well, Armageddon it is...

    • @mitchell3593
      @mitchell3593 3 роки тому

      @@nukclear2741 i thought they were ordered to blow it up

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 3 роки тому +3

      @@mitchell3593 just in case you don’t know, it was never destroyed, just moved, then became Armageddon, which is what my joke is.

    • @mitchell3593
      @mitchell3593 3 роки тому +2

      @@nukclear2741 i knew armageddon was ullanor, i just thought that the mechanicus was ordered to destroy it, but moved it instead

  • @anthonybell9807
    @anthonybell9807 5 років тому +42

    When Mortarion bet with the Emperor that he could kill his adopted father, he failed and would have died if the Emperor hadn't saved him. Though he still conquered 99.9% of his planet, so still better than angron

    • @homieslayer1807
      @homieslayer1807 4 місяці тому

      Bruh ANY primarch did better than angron.

  • @godemperorofmankind7255
    @godemperorofmankind7255 7 років тому +158

    Fucking chaos!!! Always ruining my shit!!!

    • @jozefkiska3230
      @jozefkiska3230 7 років тому +3

      God Emperor of Mankind praise lord tzeentch.

    • @markhohenbrink5230
      @markhohenbrink5230 7 років тому +4

      God Emperor of Mankind I'm sorry my man emperor of mankind but the only good news is the tyrannids are now being fought by the tau and there might be a genestealer cult on terra

    • @Kh0rne8
      @Kh0rne8 7 років тому +13

      God Emperor of Mankind it was not the first time now was it, Dad ?

    • @mjonarxd8253
      @mjonarxd8253 7 років тому

      So how's it hanging corpse god

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 7 років тому +2

      God Emperor of Mankind
      Yeah, dat Month of Shame was hard on ya Humies from dem Chaos boys... OH WAIT! BWAAAAAAAGHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @stormlord819
    @stormlord819 7 років тому +83

    A little known fact ,Armageddon has one of the best carpet businesses in the Imperium ,and the inquisition is one of it's best costumers ,for all the shit that they have to sweep under those beautiful ''rugs'' ,that completely pull your focus from the blood and gory lumps beneath it!

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho 5 років тому +6

      that carpet is actually orkoid fungus, though

  • @classicfrog80
    @classicfrog80 7 років тому +201

    Regardless of what had happened on the planet, would you really, willingly, go to a place going by the name Armageddon? I do not fucking think so.

    • @axelNodvon2047
      @axelNodvon2047 7 років тому +47

      classicfrog80 Or Krieg, meaning war in an ancient Terran language

    • @mikhailbychkov5042
      @mikhailbychkov5042 7 років тому +67

      Mann Tau The Imperium of Man : subtilty is not our strongest asset
      Then again *Space Cathedrals*

    • @ilmevavi1112
      @ilmevavi1112 7 років тому +78

      the classy Inquisitor
      Boss: "So people we have this 150m titan but it's back is empty what should we put on it?"
      Pete: "Anti-air guns!"
      Boss: "good good. Jack, what do you think?"
      Jack: "Massive missile launchers".
      Boss: "Even better. Jon?"
      Jon: "Massive cathedral for the emperor?"
      Boss: " ... YES! BRILLIANT! ABSOLUTELY GENIOUS! YOU ARE PROMOTED!"

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 7 років тому +15

      classicfrog80
      IT SOUNDS GREAT! TIME TA GET DA BOYZ STUCK IN IT!

    • @penetrationexpert3241
      @penetrationexpert3241 7 років тому +22

      classicfrog80 I live on Armageddon,it's called iraq in this timeline

  • @pippupaladin
    @pippupaladin 2 роки тому +4

    Mortarian needed to get rescued too, and strictly speaking Perturabo didn't control his planet either, his adoptive father did..
    Then Alpha just ended up on Terra and Omegon on an uninhabited planet before some pirates showed up and he stole their ship.

    • @omegawilliam95s36
      @omegawilliam95s36 Рік тому +1

      Angronn didn't even get close to conquering his world. He was captured, recaptured multiple times, got out and started a rebellion, but it went so bad that when the Emperor showed up, he had to teleport him onto his ship after previously refusing his help, and he was literally surrounded by all sides with his allies, who were all cut down after he disappeared. When he finally became an actual Primarch, he literally had nothing to his name but the Butcher's Nails forced into his skull.
      He may not have been the only to need saving, but he couldn't even avoid being used for most of life, where others would've either became an important figure, or at least be so terrifying that nobody would mess with him, but he spent his life as a lowey slave fighter.

  • @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745
    @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745 7 років тому +96

    Hm...I need to contact my Cousins in the Space Wolves Chapter now...I have a few questions about the Inqusition they may be very good at answering..
    For Science, you know. Not because anything bad ever happened to a Chapter of Dorn's sons by the Inquisition. That'd be heresy. Now where's my Powerfist...

    • @chaplainjamesthicc305
      @chaplainjamesthicc305 6 років тому +23

      THE BLACK FUCKING TEMPLARS ARE READY TO PURGE ALL XENOS, HERETICS AND MUTANTS FROM THE FACE OF THIS GALAXY, IN THE NAME OF DORN AND THE GOD FUCKING EMPEROR OF MANKIND.
      AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I'M SCREAMING IT'S BECAUSE I AM AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING LUNATIC.
      PURGE THE HERETICS.

    • @KetaceanKyle
      @KetaceanKyle 6 років тому +6

      imthickjamesbish are you purging with your kin?

    • @julianbraunbeck7632
      @julianbraunbeck7632 6 років тому +1

      why do you have to point out that you are an absolute lunatic? for an Black Templar that's normal

    • @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
      @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 5 років тому

      What are you hiding

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 роки тому +5

      Chaplain James Thicc you’re not screaming your merely EXERCISING THE MIGHT OF YOUR VOCAL CORDS

  • @alithanar8
    @alithanar8 4 роки тому +8

    Arch there is one use I can think of for Angron's Warhounds during the Great Crusade beyond letting them rot in the rear lines: Orks, when Orks are found throw them at the Orks and watch them both die. When the last Ork is dead and the Warhounds have been slaked, pick them up and send the Salamanders in to wipe out the spores.

  • @013wolfwarrior
    @013wolfwarrior 7 років тому +138

    -Man I learned a lot today, stories like this inspire the soul to work their best for the Imperium and for the Emp...
    *loud knocking at the door*
    -Im his glorius name and his Inquisition open the door and surrender you're self!
    -Welp see ya later guys.

    • @tibbar20111987
      @tibbar20111987 7 років тому +9

      See you later my new servitor to be

    • @Psychoangel-d23
      @Psychoangel-d23 7 років тому +6

      Bálint Fábri *looks at the two dead assassins in the living room* Well. Atleast you dont have to clean your carpet.... FUCK

    • @FrstSpctr88
      @FrstSpctr88 7 років тому +5

      Bálint Fábri
      Fuck this I'm joining chaos!

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 6 років тому +3

      Always expect the Imperial Inquisition. And they will not beat you with soft pillows.

    • @LordDeathwing17
      @LordDeathwing17 5 років тому

      Phreak Azoith
      And the Chair they use in not at all Comfy.

  • @nbp2015
    @nbp2015 7 років тому +45

    "The Emperor's Gift" is my favorite Black Library novel. By far, actually. It's the story of the final battle Armageddon and the months of shame, with some prelude, from the point of view of "young knight Hyperion", himself. Amazingly well written stuff.

    • @ShadowGhost0117
      @ShadowGhost0117 7 років тому +3

      nbp2015 agreed. I have found that book to be very informative.

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 3 роки тому +4

      Well written in general, or well written for a Black Library book?

  • @sanguiniusonvacation1803
    @sanguiniusonvacation1803 7 років тому +188

    OH good. Talking about my little brother .

    • @chasepalestrant1264
      @chasepalestrant1264 7 років тому +25

      Sanginius on vacation how's your vacation Lord?

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland 7 років тому +5

      Sanginius on vacation *_IMPOSTER!_* **BLAM!!**

    • @Phenixtri
      @Phenixtri 7 років тому +22

      ill be pissed if GW doesn't revive my fav primacrh via Ynnead and or Isha in future lore provided they stop half baking said lore >_>

    • @archon95-77
      @archon95-77 7 років тому +8

      Sanginius on vacation You Primarchs were all created at roughly the same time, no?

    • @TKUltra971
      @TKUltra971 7 років тому +15

      Oh man, PLEASE bring back the angel. Think about the story possibilities:
      GUliman ruling one side of the IOM
      Sanginius ruling the other half.
      Demon primarcs coming at both of them as the warp continents to go nuts
      And then.....
      Happy Vulkan and Corax show up to give Dad-Boy some HUGZS and to read newly created emo potery!
      Oh man oh man make this happen!

  • @Brutalyte616
    @Brutalyte616 7 років тому +77

    Me an Da Boyz like watchin' dis stuff when we ain't out smashin' 'eads, so da first git wot callz in da Inquisition gets ta see wot da bidness end of a *WAAAGH!!!* looks like, real close and personal like...

  • @tankbuster626
    @tankbuster626 7 років тому +7

    I just now fucking noticed that the skull positioned right in the middle of the book lights up every now and then. Just watch the eyes

  • @Litany_of_Fury
    @Litany_of_Fury 7 років тому +144

    Basically turns into Judge Dread without the Dread to save the day.

    • @matthewbaker4885
      @matthewbaker4885 6 років тому +10

      Overlord Gaiseric Dredd*

    • @jamescawl6904
      @jamescawl6904 6 років тому +8

      Lassi Kinnunen worse theres a deamon primarch in the planet.
      I'd take judge death any day thank you very much.

    • @jamescawl6904
      @jamescawl6904 6 років тому +4

      Lassi Kinnunen well judge death didnt have to face Psykers, Inquisitors, Grey knights, Space Marines, Imperial Guards and the local PDF.
      Judge death and his posse only faced a group of Arbytes.
      I guess dread is the equivalent of a single grey knight based on his merits.

    • @forgefathereli8354
      @forgefathereli8354 6 років тому +3

      I love both these universes but Dredd doesn't even come close to a Standard Adeptus Arbites. If he were trained in 40k i think he'd make a badass inquisitor. Inquisitor Eisenhorn is *loosely* based off Judge Dredd according to dan abnett who writes 2000AD comics...

  • @OneInTheRiver
    @OneInTheRiver 7 років тому +222

    PRAISE THE BRIGE GOD! MAY HE FUNNEL OUR ENEMIES FOR ARTILLERY!!!

    • @forgefathereli8354
      @forgefathereli8354 6 років тому +2

      fuck u keker

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker 4 роки тому

      Top tier Total War tactics right here, especially post Shogun when you can directly control arty.

  • @tacticalpasta6691
    @tacticalpasta6691 7 років тому +64

    Armageddon -the New York of 40k

    • @shawnm1902
      @shawnm1902 6 років тому +3

      Tactical Pasta hell's reach specifically

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 4 роки тому

      L.A.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 роки тому +1

      Tactical Pasta given how it’s an industrial wasteland I’d say New Jersey is more accurate

  • @harrysboylan
    @harrysboylan 7 років тому +181

    man, thank god none of this actually happened hahahahahahapleasedontpurgemehahaha

    • @enchantressdeath1289
      @enchantressdeath1289 5 років тому +9

      Of course! Purely hypothetical, praise the Emperor!

    • @ragnarrocksoft9096
      @ragnarrocksoft9096 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah... *slowly takes hand off of boltpistol*

    • @bighelio1093
      @bighelio1093 4 роки тому +1

      @@ragnarrocksoft9096 but it did happen

    • @bighelio1093
      @bighelio1093 4 роки тому +1

      @@ragnarrocksoft9096 if only your kind joined The greater good

    • @ragnarrocksoft9096
      @ragnarrocksoft9096 4 роки тому +3

      @@bighelio1093 *slowly moves hand back to boltpistol*

  • @TheCorrodedMan
    @TheCorrodedMan 7 років тому +29

    "How you disappoint daddy"
    After reading Betrayer I can safely conclude that Angron couldn't give any less of a shit about how the emperor feels about him

  • @chickensforthechickengod9337
    @chickensforthechickengod9337 7 років тому +132

    Blood for the blood go- wait since virgins bleed when they lose they're virginity wouldn't that mean slannesh in gets that blood? A PARADOX OHMYEMPEROR

    • @Dzharek
      @Dzharek 7 років тому +36

      No, Khorne gets the Blood because something got destroyed, and Slannesh gets the emotions of that action.

    • @alyssinclair8598
      @alyssinclair8598 7 років тому +24

      Dzharek if someone takes pleasure from their period is that a worship of khorne or slaanesh.

    • @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745
      @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745 7 років тому +22

      You have answered the question with the fifth word. Pleasure, That would be Slannesh.

    • @connorbrennan1850
      @connorbrennan1850 7 років тому +26

      Both, Multiple gods can get power from a singular action. Take some pleasure in killing an enemy? You just gave power to both Slannesh and Khorne. Concoct a brilliant scheme to unleash a devastating plague? That helps both Tzeentch and Nurgle. One action does not mean only one god gets power

    • @astark5010
      @astark5010 7 років тому +35

      TAMPONS FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

  • @Zombiewithabowtie
    @Zombiewithabowtie 5 років тому +4

    30:46 **Thinks back to the bit of lore that Khârn has an honest-to-Khorne Kill Counter installed in the visor of his battle helmet** I think they're quite fond of *certain* numbers, Arch...

  • @astle1991
    @astle1991 7 років тому +82

    “Listen to your blue-clad wretches yelling of courage and honour, courage and honour, courage and honour. Do you even know the meaning of those words? Courage is fighting the kingdom that enslaved you, no matter that their armies overshadow yours by ten thousand to one. You know nothing of courage. Honour is resisting a tyranny when all others suckle and grow fat on hypocrisy he feeds them. You know nothing of Honour.”
    -Angron speaking to Guilliman during their duel on Angron’s homeworld

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho 5 років тому +6

      Hell yeah! Honor the eaters of cities!

    • @reverendrico5631
      @reverendrico5631 5 років тому +11

      Yeah, he was as good at making logical speeches as he was at tactical planning, which is to say he knew how to swing an axe really hard.

    • @limeyndixie
      @limeyndixie 5 років тому +29

      "You’re still a slave, Angron. Enslaved by your past, blind to the future. Too hateful to learn. Too spiteful to prosper."
      -Guilliman's retort, not long afterwards

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 5 років тому +7

      @@limeyndixie basically 40K's equivalent to Obi Wan's "Then You Are Lost!"

    • @limeyndixie
      @limeyndixie 5 років тому +6

      Barry Bend Kinda, yeah. Although I doubt Roboute felt the same level of regret and grief that Kenobi did.

  • @Venneroth
    @Venneroth 7 років тому +25

    Arch, this has been a really wonderful series. Thanks so much! You really know how to make this stuff...oh, hello, Inquisitor. What brings you *BLAM!*

  • @echolight2366
    @echolight2366 7 років тому +268

    HERESY!!!

    • @zerabp1130
      @zerabp1130 7 років тому +10

      Hypothetically...

    • @Daimon-X
      @Daimon-X 7 років тому +6

      Blasphemy...

    • @Honkler270
      @Honkler270 7 років тому +14

      Hypoblaspheresy...

    • @user-zp8ei6pi7p
      @user-zp8ei6pi7p 7 років тому +2

      Hershey.

    • @philosophicaltech-priesten6685
      @philosophicaltech-priesten6685 7 років тому +4

      What is heresy? When does something stop being criticism and become heresy? Surely we are all heretics as we are destined to fuel the chaos war machine through our natural human emotions?

  • @startrekker4596
    @startrekker4596 4 роки тому +6

    Inquisitor: “oh, it was a hypothetical, then.”
    Narrator: *saying this, he casually holstered a large bolter*

  • @grantkruger3689
    @grantkruger3689 3 роки тому +2

    Imperium: "The Emperor protects!"
    Populace: "...from what?"
    Inquisition: "Never mind that!"

  • @whzpoor
    @whzpoor 7 років тому +60

    Having now seen what Arch looks like, its clear now he's pledged to Slaanesh

    • @deamonette973
      @deamonette973 7 років тому +4

      which is good.

    • @whzpoor
      @whzpoor 7 років тому +7

      Sigvald has nothing on Arch's blonde magnificence :3

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 7 років тому

      When did he post a picture of himself?

    • @whzpoor
      @whzpoor 7 років тому

      he didn't he appears in another youtubers video

    • @ericjohnson7234
      @ericjohnson7234 7 років тому

      I need proof, photo proof at best

  • @forerunner5467
    @forerunner5467 7 років тому +62

    Hey guys I based this off of fireflies. Let me know what you think!
    You would not believe your eyes
    If ten million guardsmen died
    Because their commander forgot to feed them
    'Cause they fill the trenches
    And leave teardrops everywhere
    You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare
    I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it
    It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall
    'Cause everything is as shit as it seems
    'Cause I'd need ten thousand shots
    From ten thousand guardsmen
    As they tried to kill one guy
    A Commissar above my head
    Demoralized troops beneath me
    My life is just hanging by a thread (Blamm, Blamm)
    I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it
    It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall
    'Cause everything is as shit as it seems
    Leave my coffin open just a crack
    Please emperor take me away from here
    'Cause I feel like not much but cannon fodder
    Please take me away from here
    Why do I follow like the other sheep
    Please take me away from here
    I'm far too tired to fall asleep
    Ten million guardsmen
    I've sent to die
    I didn't even get misty eyes as they said "For the Emperor!"
    But I'll know where several are
    If I ever bother to find them
    'Cause Trazyn saved a few and keeps them in a jar
    I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it
    It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall
    'Cause everything is worse than it seems
    I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it
    It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall
    'Cause everything is never as it seems
    (Blamm,Blamm)

    • @philiphockenbury6563
      @philiphockenbury6563 4 роки тому +3

      Beautiful good sir.

    • @nathangifford897
      @nathangifford897 4 роки тому +5

      This doesn't have enough votes... do the video!

    • @kitchenjail3546
      @kitchenjail3546 4 роки тому +5

      A disheartened veteran Guardsman sings to himself out of earshot of his unit's commisar, Armageddon Sekundus, M41, colorised

  • @norkimo8797
    @norkimo8797 7 років тому +34

    Oh no its the inquisition! Game over man, game over!

  • @skrv8588
    @skrv8588 7 років тому +12

    "Is there a God?" Yes, and he rules from the Golden Throne.

    • @thelvadam2375
      @thelvadam2375 4 роки тому +1

      skrv I thought it was an over glorified toilet

  • @richardhill-howgate5480
    @richardhill-howgate5480 3 роки тому +4

    Arch we need the story about the war between the space pups and the pointy hats.

  • @notinspectorgadget
    @notinspectorgadget 2 роки тому +2

    I like to imagine the conversation between the lord inquisitor and the chapter master going along the same lines as gary oldman and the other detective in Leon the Professional.

  • @Reynevan100
    @Reynevan100 7 років тому +26

    Chaos invasion? What chao- *BLAM* *HERETIC* *BLAM* *TRANSMISSION END*

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho 5 років тому +2

      no, it's Chess Invitation

  • @sjoerddz
    @sjoerddz 7 років тому +109

    THIS EVENT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT DOES NOT EXIST CIITZEN, back to your work and report to your nearest inquisitorial institution for evaluation

    • @nickdahl203
      @nickdahl203 7 років тому +10

      The inky who now? I wasn't aware we had such an institution.

  • @A_Collector_of_Fine_Things
    @A_Collector_of_Fine_Things 7 років тому +32

    I wonder what would happen if Armageddon was invaded by Tyranids ...

    • @johncaddick5075
      @johncaddick5075 7 років тому +8

      Hive Fleet Narwhale inbound on the planet. ETA 250 M42.

    • @penetrationexpert3241
      @penetrationexpert3241 7 років тому +4

      John Caddick Templars will go there and hope sigismund comes back there

    • @timothyvillaluna7424
      @timothyvillaluna7424 7 років тому +3

      Thomas Kross RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Venneroth
      @Venneroth 7 років тому +16

      "Oh hey. Looks like something else is attacking. Oh well. Let's get on with it."

    • @angelangelis8362
      @angelangelis8362 6 років тому +24

      Considering that planet is Old Gaz’s favorite vacation spot, I would see him taking that as a personal fucking insult and/or just another reason to go back, and he would immediately leg back to Armageddon as fast as possible with the biggest WAAAGH!!! He could muster. Ol Yarrick, realizing how bad this is, would call for his old friends in the Blood Angels, Salamanders, and others that had assisted in the previous wars for help. When the Orks finally show back up I see it becoming a three way fight with, probably to the confusion of all but Yarrick, the Orks favoring fighting the bugs instead of the squishy hummies . After all, Nids got huge teef. More teef more money to buy more stuff with in Ork society. That, and I doubt the Beast of Armageddon will let anyone but himself and himself alone take the glory of conquering that planet and finally killing his best friend/enemy Commissar Yarrick.

  • @tallboy7844
    @tallboy7844 4 роки тому +2

    The Chaos invasion of Armaggedon is like Tianenmen Square, you can find hour long videos about it on UA-cam, still doesn't mean it happened.

  • @tanall5959
    @tanall5959 7 років тому +66

    26:07 'Of the many children the Emperor created, none is as disappointing as Angron.'
    Corvus Corax would have a word with you.

    • @rebelkommando6166
      @rebelkommando6166 7 років тому +19

      Don't you talk shit about Future Batman

    • @tanall5959
      @tanall5959 7 років тому +17

      I don't have to talk shit about him. He does it entirely himself.

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 6 років тому +19

      You're thinking of Konrad Curze.

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 6 років тому +10

      Yeah, for a start, Corvus Corax is sane compared to the Night Haunter.

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 6 років тому +16

      It doesn’t count if the only one disappointed in him is himself. Honestly, he plays the emo card waaaay too much for someone who SHANKED LORGAR IN THE GUT. *silently pumps fist in extreme manly approval*
      Speaking of Lorgar though, HE could easily be more disappointing than Antron.

  • @michaeldora9068
    @michaeldora9068 4 роки тому +4

    It's always so lovely when Arch uses metaphors so readily.

  • @DCking14682
    @DCking14682 7 років тому +21

    Oh boy when Big 'E' finds out about this we better prepare our anuses for one hell of a warpstorm

  • @thuzan117
    @thuzan117 5 років тому +2

    16:20 don't forget the matter of ventilation. Keeping such a huge structure with so many people ventilated probably requires a fair amount of power and machinery. humans need oxygen after all. And I suspect the Imperium can be somewhat lax with regards to maintaining these things in even the best of times so in a situation like with with power outages and fires, well you could have whole hab blocks suffocating to death.

  • @ethakis
    @ethakis 3 роки тому +3

    Is Angron really anything more than just a wild animal?

    • @sambob8019
      @sambob8019 10 місяців тому

      Pretty basically with some very brief moments of intelligible speech

  • @matthuckabey007
    @matthuckabey007 5 років тому +2

    Wow, top notch. Could have made this 4 parts but not you. Selfless dedication to the fans. Outstanding.

  • @thegreatazal5021
    @thegreatazal5021 7 років тому +13

    Hypothetical... Heretical... Hmm... SOMEONE GET THE INQUISITION!

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 7 років тому

      How ironic, considering that look like a Tzeentch Cult Leader.

  • @kianmomtahan6298
    @kianmomtahan6298 6 років тому +2

    The pure descriptive nature of the rank from 6 min on wards is something to truly behold.

  • @BenLWolf
    @BenLWolf 7 років тому +13

    ... Come on. It's ANGRON. Seriously. How could you NOT win? Angron couldn't think his way out of a rubics cube with only one side twisted once. He's only SLIGHTLY more useful than Abbadon the Harmless.

    • @SinerAthin
      @SinerAthin 6 років тому +9

      It seems to be a general problem with the followers of Khorne.
      They are often incapable of tactics, charge in as mindless beasts, and usually punished heavily for it.
      The World Eaters are often beaten even in 1on1, which you'd think would at least be the one thing they'd be good at, but no.
      And let's not even mention the fact that Khorne followers frequently kill their own, driven as they are by their psychopathic urges and a desire to please an impatient god of endless murder. Oh, and then there's the fact that no matter how rare and precious we might think a Space Marine's life is for the loyalists, a Chaos Space marine is even more precious and rare to the forces of Chaos, yet the murder-rate between astartes in the eye of terror is through the roof, usually thanks to Khorne's followers.
      I'm not going to speak for Khorne's position among the four chaos gods, but it seems that of all the followers of the Chaos Gods, the follower's of Khorne are by far the weakest.
      They got some decent individual fighters, but they suck as a planet/galaxy conquering force in mass-scale warfare.

    • @evanhunt1863
      @evanhunt1863 6 років тому +1

      Abbadon was able to repeatedly bypass Cadia and its defense fleets. Angron would just charge at it.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 5 років тому +1

      @@evanhunt1863 at the thirteenth Abbidon the Armless did the opposite.

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 4 роки тому

      Barry Bend That seemed to be by design.

    • @SIGNOR-G
      @SIGNOR-G 2 роки тому +1

      Khorne followers fair really bad in the galactic chessboard but i bet that in Warhammer Fantasy, where few factions have gunpowder, they are probably among the deadliest enemies you can face

  • @AnotherDoomerWeeb
    @AnotherDoomerWeeb 7 років тому +1

    I fucking love you Arch. The creativity of your description is awe inspiring and probably worthy of being placed upon products... None of us could ever wear out in the public xD

  • @salsolo2137
    @salsolo2137 7 років тому +6

    Would you consider doing video on Dreadnoughts? I love the concept of almost dead space marine still fighting in this monstrous machine. There is a lot to talk about i think, for example, are dreadnoughts capable of thinking like they did, before being locked in this armor? How long can they go on like that? What kind of weapons do they possess? I am most interested about what is going on in the mind of space marine who now has to live as dreadnought.

  • @bigmoedw
    @bigmoedw 4 роки тому +2

    I’ve played space wolves against a chaos army. Long Fangs with frag missiles into cultists is just as hilarious in tabletop as this video makes it sound.

  • @nagashtheundyingking4404
    @nagashtheundyingking4404 7 років тому +375

    you humans never stop too amuse me

  • @murderouskitten2577
    @murderouskitten2577 2 роки тому +1

    Okey, 3 years have passed , and i still gigle like little boy at 6:30 part :)
    Love your story telling Arch.

  • @jamiearmstrong3487
    @jamiearmstrong3487 7 років тому +38

    heresy is fun

  • @Paydirt90847
    @Paydirt90847 4 роки тому +2

    Came for the lore, stayed for the arserape description. Well. Thats a sentence I never thought I'd say. You sir have some very funny descriptive abilities

  • @Judgeharm
    @Judgeharm 7 років тому +16

    The Inquisition does so love it when people record their heretical rants.

  • @jamiehutber9754
    @jamiehutber9754 4 роки тому +1

    Great information!!
    I find the emphasis and breaths there after hugley baffling lol!

  • @Deamon93IT
    @Deamon93IT 7 років тому +23

    For all Imperial citizens watching this video: Inquisitorial units have been dispatch to your homes for your protection. While you wait pray the God Emperor for He is salvation of Mankind.
    Joking aside great video as usual. A shame for the lack of art but the two custom ones were great!

  • @elitereptilian200
    @elitereptilian200 Рік тому +2

    Arch's gift of describing a explosive dhiarrhea is bloody admirable!!

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 7 років тому +6

    No Orks were harmed in the (hypothetical) First War of Armageddon.

  • @Leman.Russ.6thLegion
    @Leman.Russ.6thLegion 6 років тому +1

    Jarl Arch Warham Warhammerson,
    Thank you for telling this story... We, in the Vlka Fenryka, are always painted as unfeeling or craised savages who don't care about the little folk we fight for. All we tried to do was prevent the shitting hell fire of the bastard inquisition from committing genocide on the Armadeddr-yaggr' Folk. We had no way of knowing they were Malificarum.... We still did the HUMANE thing... But we recognize our failings.... Until next Winter.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 7 років тому +3

    An hour long video on my birthday, it's just what I wanted Arch!

  • @pauldestroyerofworlds9119
    @pauldestroyerofworlds9119 3 роки тому +2

    So happy hes back bedtime wasn't the same

  • @lokenlok3114
    @lokenlok3114 7 років тому +6

    "Saving" If you consider kidnapping someone from their right to die with their friends saving. xD

  • @bflippsytrance
    @bflippsytrance 7 років тому +2

    "Oh Angron.. how you disappoint daddy.." :PThere's some nice pics of Angron, world eaters and bloodthirsters on the net, gives a bit of an image what the Wolves were up against.. as well as fighting cultists.. This was a really nice series, looking forward to more 40K Lore video's to come. Thanks!

  • @philosophicaltech-priesten6685
    @philosophicaltech-priesten6685 7 років тому +9

    Yeah daddy arch has uploaded another lore video

  • @foolofaSpoons
    @foolofaSpoons 7 років тому +2

    "more like a grenade through butter"
    I'm using this from now on

  • @Cognitohazzard
    @Cognitohazzard 7 років тому +4

    Word in the Warp is that the Grand Master of the Officio Assasinorum has already dispached a kill team towards the hives of Skand to wipe out this heretic.

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 4 роки тому +1

    Greeting Card: "No, the kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires." Bender: "Yes! In your face, Gandhi!"

  • @ThexVaultxTech
    @ThexVaultxTech 6 років тому +5

    Perturabo and Vulcan also failed to control their entire world and needed to be saved bt the Big E. Additionally Perturabo did decimate his legion on reading their battle report

  • @richardjoyce848
    @richardjoyce848 4 роки тому +1

    Almost 8 hours streight of arch, i bet when i turn off the videos i will have a new voice in my head that sounds just like arch, hope he enjoys company in there.

  • @sluggaboy1266
    @sluggaboy1266 7 років тому +15

    i wasnt here i didnt see this please spare my family

  • @Graotron
    @Graotron 7 років тому +2

    Arch, I must say that this was a great video and I saw all your vids, even from the lodge. Keep up the good work!

  • @ashleychaplin5855
    @ashleychaplin5855 7 років тому +18

    This is the most heretical thing I've seen since my search history

  • @paulellington1505
    @paulellington1505 9 місяців тому +2

    The food riots in a hive city sounds like the block wars in the mega cities in Judge Dredd.

  • @ethancummings9845
    @ethancummings9845 7 років тому +4

    Arch, your heresy makes imperial orphans cry.

  • @LordDoom10
    @LordDoom10 4 роки тому +1

    6:16 I feel like this metaphor was birthed from personal experience.

  • @trk4973
    @trk4973 7 років тому +9

    A chaos invasion of Armageddon? Come on that's as stupid as saying there's giant ratmen

  • @andrewwynne6934
    @andrewwynne6934 4 роки тому +1

    Angron: [Witnessing his forces rushing after Space Wolves] Huh ... Why does this feel familiar?

  • @roganzar
    @roganzar 7 років тому +4

    Biscuits for the Biscuit God! Scones for the Scone Throne!!

  • @mangogoat8195
    @mangogoat8195 7 років тому +2

    I would love to see more of these warzone overview videos. Maybe next time the War of the Plagues, Vraks, Badab or the Orphean war? Thanks Arch, great content!

  • @danusvat8119
    @danusvat8119 7 років тому +4

    "The only Primarch that needed the emperor to save him ..." what about Mortarion ?

  • @darmstadtschaa
    @darmstadtschaa 7 років тому +2

    'I have an hour and a half till i have to get up, what should i do? Oh look whats up' Thanks Arch

  • @Daimon-X
    @Daimon-X 7 років тому +7

    Armageddon, more like Anusmageddon... This planet is such a magnet for sh*tstorms

  • @stephenwood6663
    @stephenwood6663 5 років тому

    Some years back, GW produced a strategic-scale boardgame called Chaos Attack, replaying the First War for Armageddon (an expansion of their Battle for Armageddon game, which replayed 2nd Armageddon). In this game system, a single counter would represent an entire Space Marine Chapter, Titan Legion, Imperial Guard Army, etc, with a maximum of three counters occupying one province. Chaos Attack gave the Chaotics two units-worth of World Eaters, and the Imperium three units-worth of Space Wolves, making me inclined to estimate their numbers at around 2000 World Eaters and 3000 Space Wolves.
    The vast majority of the Chaos player's units (and thus, fighting strength) came in the form of other forces: 7 Chaos Warbands, 12 Chaos Cultists, 4 Chaos Squats, 3 Beastmen, 3 Minotaurs, 3 Trolls, 4 Daemon Hordes, 2 Daemon-engines, the Death's Heads Titan Legion, and 6 assorted Beast-rider units. Evidently, Angron placed far more faith in the capabilities of these forces than Arch does.

  • @MrLolguy93
    @MrLolguy93 7 років тому +114

    Grey Knights ain't got shit to the Space Wolves
    VLKA FENRYKA

    • @ludwigekner1279
      @ludwigekner1279 7 років тому +6

      Good, they would probably either eat or roll around in it.

    • @vali6717
      @vali6717 7 років тому +1

      Ludwig Ekner
      There's a good likelihood it would be both these days.

    • @HumanoidCableDreads
      @HumanoidCableDreads 7 років тому +3

      Grey Knights don't have shit on Culexus assassins either.

    • @akachi6331
      @akachi6331 7 років тому +11

      Fucking corgis

    • @norkimo8797
      @norkimo8797 7 років тому +5

      WOOF WOOF

  • @nooneofimportance2110
    @nooneofimportance2110 7 років тому +3

    Armageddon seems to be an appropriately named planet.

  • @evilnekowantznobs
    @evilnekowantznobs 7 років тому +10

    METAL BAWKSES

  • @ruscellotwitch4617
    @ruscellotwitch4617 7 років тому +1

    This was a fantastic series arch. Please could you do more like this :-D

  • @HrothgarHeavenlight
    @HrothgarHeavenlight 7 років тому +79

    #angrontheblacksheep

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 7 років тому +3

      It's the warp's fault.

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 6 років тому

      Rather Nuceria's fault. :)

    • @KetaceanKyle
      @KetaceanKyle 6 років тому

      Wouldn't all the traitor primarchs technically be black sheep?

    • @jamescawl6904
      @jamescawl6904 6 років тому

      CrimsonCeltCherokee angron was the only primarch that instead of improving his legion he rather become a disadvantage of the world eaters(formerly known as the war hounds).

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 6 років тому

      The 40K version of Conan the Barbarian.

  • @crowejagerson3816
    @crowejagerson3816 6 років тому +1

    you know there would have been wide spread cannibalism. I almost think leaving Armageddon in the state of chaos and not sending in demons may have been more cruel over time. Would make an awesome book series if told from the point of view of survivors

  • @techpriest8965
    @techpriest8965 7 років тому +8

    Currently woried about emo-cyberpunk-mechanicum and their blood and sperm covered titans n'shit.

  • @nicolasfrancois99
    @nicolasfrancois99 7 років тому +1

    Plz!!! Arch!!! Plz make other videos on the origins and history of the Primarch! Plz! It is so nice to know where all Legions came from and how their commander acts! Thx again for such a nice channel!

  • @ludwigekner1279
    @ludwigekner1279 7 років тому +3

    "et cetteraaaah" every time xD

  • @augiechiavuzzi4907
    @augiechiavuzzi4907 7 років тому +1

    Arch love the description of the hive riots then thinking that all of that hell meant diddly dick when the orks invaded and people who would be considered dangerous during a riot were no more than meat shields