Jurassic Park: Trespasser (PC) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
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In this AVGN the Nerd reviews Trespasser, a Jurassic Park FPS PC game from 1998. The game was billed as a "digital sequel" to the 1997 film The Lost World: Jurassic Park, on which it is based. The game is noted for the involvement of the film's director, Steven Spielberg and actors Richard Attenborough and Minnie Driver. The ambitious game ultimately received mixed to negative reviews at the time and disappointed many reviewers. This is Angry Video Game Nerd episode 172.
James Rolfe's Twitter: / cinemassacre
Crew: Justin Silverman, Kieran Fallon, Antonio Piluso, Ryan Schott
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SPECIAL THANKS & CAST:
Seamus Blackley:
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Shesez from Boundry Break:
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Research and Additional Gameplay by Klayton Fioriti:
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Inflatable T-Rex & Raptor played by Marshall aka "Plush Daddy"
Inflatable Triceratops & Pteranodon played by Tony:
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Jeep Dilophosaurus played by Jimmy Cosentino:
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Dennis Nedry played by Justin Silverman:
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Shit's Kitchen chefs played by Annie Wang & Xander Arnot:
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Hi James!
The fact that AVGN is still making quality videos after all these years is amazing.
Cool offer, will do
Of course, you're not a geek. A geek is someone who bites the heads off of chickens, Ozzy Osbourne style. Though I'm sure you'd sooner be a geek than play Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde again.
+Cinemassacre AVGN will never get old. Definitely looking forward to Halloween
So we finally got the answer to the age old question: “What were they thinking?!?”
Just goes to show that, with some of these shitty games the Nerd plays, sometimes it wasn't entirely the devs fault for making a shit product, sometimes they poured their hearts and souls into it, but were just pressed for time.
"we werent thinking"
@some guy Very true!
That was also answered in the "Desert Bus" review
We found out who Fred Fucks is and we know "WHAT THEY WERE THINKING!" What's next?
That is how evolution works. Many dinosaurs fall down a cliff, till one turns into a bird.
Wow, such a vestigial brain joke, obviously the gene exchange at a cliff habitat favored dinosaurs capable of glide/flight. ;)
Yeah, that was my thought too.
That's probably how they went extinct. They all fell to their deaths.
That's deep man
@@MrQuijibo The ravine the dinosaurs fell into was also very deep.
7:34 “Six. Five”
Plot twist: She was actually counting frame rates.
Bravo, dear sir/miss. An underrated comment. 😁
****EDIT****- No more, Congrats!
Lmfao nice one
😆
*SLOW CLAP*
Nice one!
the fact that he not only got the producer of the game to accept an interview & answer questions, but also play a role in the review itself, is absolutely amazing!
dude also invented the xbox lol
@@ericfelds6291 I will forgive him for that. :P
Sony fan here. 😂
Not to mention he also got Boundary Break to join in
Had a ton of help on this episode!! There's links in the description if you want to check everyone out.
Cinemassacre great episode James, insert whatever kiss-comment you want here, watch you everyday
Cinemassacre no problemo James
Team up with Rerez~
Hey James thanks for keeping the Nerd busy!
Keep up the amazing work James! My name is James too James and James and we both play games! 🤣🤣 ur awesome bro
I cant believe james is still making these videos. I was in middle school when my friend showed me this guy ramming his head into a cabinet after failing to land the plane in top gun. Never stop man, please
My friend showed me the miracle piano video and I was hooked. 2009 those were the days
I started watching him in 2012
What kind of a comment is this? Of course he still makes these videos, he's the fucking nerd.
Should of ended before ScreenWave took over.
Of course James does AVGN episodes. AVGN is James alter ego. AVGN is the past, present and future!
"A late game is only late until it's shipped but a bad game is bad forever."
Loved that line.
He put a spin on the classic quote from Shigeru Miyamoto.
Hmmmm. You'll always remember when a game arrived late.
Unless your name is Duke Nukem.
Hear that Ubisoft?
@@dakotaguin32 Hey, Ubisoft can still sometimes make a good game. Konami these days and EA are the real bad guys
The heart tattoo is actually a pretty creative way of showing health.
(Statement retracted)
Reminds me of Jumanji welcome to the jungle and Jumanji the next level.
@@elvenalonly same
True but, it would've be great if it was on the arm though.
Marijuana know something? Like how boneworks did it years later?
Never in my life did I ever think I'd see a man in a t-rex costume chasing after an SUV while swinging an original Xbox controller like a flail.
Thank you.
I noticed the man in the t-rex costume keep whacking himself with the Duke controller while swinging it lol.
For me, it was Tuesday.
Ok, actually Saturdays. You know what? Fuck it.
Best part of the video, hilarious
Shits Kitchen
That was the highlight of my day.
James i love how the show has evolved into you ACTUALLY finding out what they were thinking when they made some of these games. It's awesome that these folks are still down to talk about this stuff. So cool.
when the face of the entire gaming UA-cam calls, they damn better answer that phone no matter how busy they may be liking various grandchildren and dogs photos on Facebook
What's next? Is he going to have Schwarzenegger on the couch next to him while playing shitty Arnold games?
Stormspark the universe would implode on itself from the gravity of that awesomeness. So I hope not.
Realistically, what else is he doing anymore?
Batman and Robin PS1 AVGN episode, please.
one could only hope Stormspark
Stormspark I wish !!!
the Hell's kitchen parody makes a ton of sense, given that the Nerd is essentially the Gordon Ramsay of the gaming world.
Rap Battles
IT'S RAW!
@@ThePandaAgenda Is that a Civvie 11 referrence I see?
i thpught he was pretending to be the nostalgia critic
@@ThePandaAgenda where the FAWK the the lambmbbmbb sauce
“I’m moved to tears by the hard work done patching this game... now excuse me while I maroon the Nerd on a dinosaur island.”
Gotta distract nerd while the mace dinosaur gets ready for the ambush.
Noodle Psychosis lmao with the duke
I love that James actually went through the effort of asking the real executive producer as to why the game turned out the way it did.
Farty Fatman a good sport? Didn’t you see that he trapped him on the island, along with countless others? This man needs to be stopped
There was some sort of big article or questions answered section somewhere that mentioned what he said. Basically everyone thought they were bulletproof then when it came time to execution, they weren't able to do what they set out to do. Code was causing all sorts of issues w/ AI and such. It had such potential and they fucked up.
I think James is quite famous even in the industry.
He does that every once in a while, really appreciate it, you get your avgn episode, as well as some insight into what’s reviewed, really shows he cares and loves doing this.
Time and buget is the usual culprit.
"slightly irritated videogame geek"
we need an episode with this specific character!
april fools episode
It should be played by Elon Musk!!!
He's gonna take you back to the past, to play some average games that weren't bad
This series needs a sidekick
Mike Matai
It actually warmed my heart to hear that Richard Attenborough was really as wholesome as he always came across as.
Me, too! ^_^
o7 for the legend
Spared no expense
"A late game is only late until it ships. A bad game is bad forever." - someone explain this to Todd Howard, please.
His next thought is "It's ok, the community will fix it."
Miyamoto *tried* but all Todd heard was "Skyrim on switch"
Todd doesn't care, people still buy his games so why bother fixing?
Todd Howard is like the Randy Pitchford of western rpgs.
Sixteen times the detail!
The fact that he actually called the Producer is absolutely amazing. You never hear their side of the story. Epic. Well done Cinemassacre!
Imagine hearing the side of the Jekyll and Mr. Hide
LOOK UP THE PLAYTHROUGH BY
'RESEARCH INDICATES' he explains all the behind the scenes functionality and design choices for this game. You really come to appreciate what trespasser was going to be and the mind blowing ideas.
Did you just unnironically use epic?
Why didn’t he ask him about a remake!?
“Slightly Irritated Video Game Geek” needs to be a character in this series.
Absolutely, I'd love that ^^
He just sighs and looks a little disappointed the whole time
Yes.
He's the most irritated geek you''ll ever seek. he's the slightly irritated video game geeeeeeeek.
They do exist. There were dozens of such characters on old UA-cam back when The Nerd started getting big and they all for the most part fucking SUCKED.
The ambitions of the creators are visible through the shittyness. I think that with enough time, it might have been a cult classic.
if given enough time, fund, and support..this game could turn out awesome..
I was a part of the modding community over a decade ago. I'm fairly familiar with the development and can confidently say time wouldn't have helped. The game had already been delayed for years.
@@Quadrenaro How much time did the developers have? It looks like a long enough game, but doesn't appear to have any of the mechanics down pat.
True, unfortunately this was another rush game that could've been a masterpiece. I mean it's better than that game where the guy is like: "That's a dinosaur."
I believe I heard that Gabe Newell used this game as an inspiration for Half-Life 2's physics engine.
15 years later, and this man is still getting on trending. Well done James, you're a legend.
Can't say much in comparison to his old rival the nostalgia critique.
He sucks now, the fuck are you on about? LOL legend.
@@jari56ify Nerd is as good as he's ever been, what are you getting on about?
@@jari56ify if he sucks, why you here?
@@jari56ify lmao, pursue your dreams bro. Stop wasting your time being bitter about other people's success
I'm happy that the nerd made an actual developer talk: you understand that shipping a broken game is heartbreaking.
Yeah back in the day when games came on discs and didn't have day one patches
TheFoyer13 Friendly reminder that games still come out on discs.
I loved his quote "a late game is only late until it ships, but a bad game is always bad" couldn't find the exact point he said it, but that's the gist of it.
@@evilcow2114 Apparently, Shigeru Miyamoto said this.
@@kaggykarr That makes sense, hes a legend.
If you stop numbering your episodes, you're going to end up chronologically confused!!!
I see what you did there
@@gurvmlk but actually he still numbers the episodes in tags
didn't they already do something like that? Skip a number by accident? Seem to recall something about it.
It's to do with the algorithm apparently. It doesn't like numbered episodes.
Really appreciate the interview at the end. Great insights. Thanks.
I dont think that was real
@@alladeenmdfkr2255 it was
@@alladeenmdfkr2255 It stopped being real when the nerd asked Blackley for a helicopter off the island.
No
Somebody wants yout attention for subs and likes.
I was born to play Dennis Nedry. Also, just noticed his name is just Nerdy with the letters rearranged. Nice.
Just need to hide those dinosaur embryos in a can of shaving cream.
OMG! HEY, DUDE!
Omg XD
Lemme congratulate you on an a-MACE-ing performance!
Yes, "Nedry" is an anagram for "Nerdy".
"I'm the _angry_ video game nerd. Not the slightly irritated video game geek."
@@jamalgordon8883 Water is wet.
I don't know why but when I watch Avgn in the morning it feels like a Saturday morning Cartoon.
Oh wow, I've never noticed that, me too! I'm positive that's a huge compliment to James and his team.
kristian rikardsen ikr?
Afternoon for me
it's because it only comes on saturday morning... also you have to tilt the antenna just right or the picture is fuzzy...
at least that's how it is for me.
Like “Captain N: the Gamesmaster” only with more cussin’
“We’re expecting a smooth ride, cruising altitude of 35,000 feet, current temperature 75 degrees, a dinosaur on the wing.”
Seems normal, to me
Also me: *checks our current location* Yep, I figured we were in Florida
It's probably slightly better than a gremlin on the wing.
Hard to believe it's that warm at that altitude
"THIS GAME IS FOOKIN' RAW!!" - Nerd Ramsey 2019
Civvie 11 x AVGN episode when? Oh I know, for Doom 64's port gets released, so Civvie can compare D64EX and the new port by Night Dive Std. and AVGN and MF Mike with the original release
how's civvie doin
What are you?
A shit sandwich!
Ramsay* not ramsey
And the greatest collaboration of all time: Quake 3 multiplayer match with Civvie, James and Mike.
When it becomes year 2020 can you do Raid 2020 like you promised
YEEES!!
That would be awesome.
In the year 2525 if the nerd is still alive.....
Yeah.
Justin Silverman You're an awesome Dennis Nedry.
The T-Rex with the Xbox Duke could defeat Thanos with one hit
What about Godzilla/Gojira and King Kong?
@@Gruntvc If only James had the mace... aka his version of Stormbreaker!
@@pacman5698 No the Power Glove would match him.
"But first, I want to talk about this episode's sponsor, Ra-"
*NO*
"-ycon."
oh ok
@@AJA_974 How fitting......
@@AJA_974 I came in the Majora's Mask.
@@AriochStarr You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
Raycons no better
@@Jack-dt7rw Gotta agree there.
Seeing Seamus in this video made me smile because when I did a presentation on him and the Xbox in fourth grade everyone laughed at me because “Bill Gates made the whole thing”
"starts calling everybody from the fourth grade" WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!!!!! 🤪
@Most Deadest Pool of em All. Xbox is for trashy people
I've always played systems and games from all the big 3, so I never quite understood these attitudes. Xbox, Playstation and Nintendo all have things I like.
I actually really loved azurik as a game actually
"No, this game wasnt actually finished!"
At least it has no microtransactions..sorry surprise mechanics.
No game is truly finished. There are always more bugs to fix and optimizations to implement. They do the best they can with the time they have.
Please don’t let the Star Wars game suck
Please don’t let the Star Wars game suck
Untrue statement
A tradition that continues to this day.
boys AVGN is getting into more modern games, we made it this far.
He's reviewed plenty of games from around that time starting more than a decade ago. He's done stuff like Sonic 06 and Drake of the 99 Dragons recently, though.
@@EpicOdysseus I hope he reviews Raid 2020 on NES next year.
He needs to review mobile games
I want him to review 76
@@Grammarpolice-o7p Fallout 76 in the year 2076
I remember playing a demo of this game back in the 90s. Everyone in my house was shocked how realistic the game looks.
"Realistic"
XD
@@user-sp2jg9rx8r at that time i would say it was,same as later half Life's physics looked realistic
HL1 And this pice o'shit are (Imo) some of the most realistic 1998 games.
@@bow-89 Unreal for PC and MGS for PS1 had pretty solid graphics too for 1998
@@Saisei87 True.
This game is like if Turok and Big Rigs had a baby...
Couldn't have described it better, pal, LOL... add a little of Resident Evill Survivor graphical glitchies also...
Bang on the money.
Lolol
This needs more thumbs
Don’t talk shit about Turok or else I’ll challenge u to a rage war.
Why have you stopped numbering your episodes? What is this rocky balboa?
I've heard of other people not numbering series due to the algorithm. It assumes most people won't start a series at part 40 of a let's play, and thus won't recommend it or put it in feeds, etc. So if it's episode 179 or whatever of AVGN, UA-cam won't promote it nearly as much as just "AVGN". That's my guess anyways.
@@asherdevin at least it's in the description
hahahahaha. i dont know whats funnier ; your joke or all the replies explaining something to you because they didnt see the humor.
Chronologically confused about AVGN episodes
@@matriaxpunk That sounds like an amaizing episode.
I love that one of the actual creators did give his thoughts when making the game at the time and knows that sadly that's all they had to work with.
Yeaa AVGN always rips bad games a new one, so it's nice to hear what really went wrong with the game for once
I come from game dev, and you'll find a similar time pressure story behind most bad games. Though some situations are definitely due to hiring under-talented people, probably because they were cheaper.
an official remake of this game with seamus blackley producing it again would be really interesting
I strongly recommend ResearchIndicates play of Jurassic Park Trespasser. His research and details on the making of the game are fascinating
SHHHIIIT! I'm still waiting to see what's up with Fred Fuchs, he has got A LOT of explaining to do.
I love how the guy flatout said "no, of course it wasn't finished".
A handgun with seven bullets: "Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One."
A machine gun with, for example, 30 bullets:
"TweTweTweTweTweTwenty four. TweTweTweTweNinEighSevSixteen. FiftFourThirTwelElevTen. NinEighSevSixFiveFourThreeTwoOne."
@Hairless Wookiee lol
I've never heard of Hi-Point pistols before, are they unreliable?
@Harry Peterson I've heard C9 Hi-Points perform better with 124gr +P ammo instead of the standard 115gr. I haven't tested that though.
@@Optimus97 This is exactly what I expected to happen.
Imagine a minigun :/
For large-magazine guns, Anne estimates how much is left instead of counting ("Feels about half", "nearly empty").
"Who counts bullets while being attacked?"
Deadpool
The robots from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
True
There's a reason he did that, he was low on ammo at the time.
"Worth it."
Deadpool is not getting attacked, he is attacking. So yea...
Dudes definitely a more sympathetic creator than Fred Fucks. It looks like "Arks" grandfather.
Stone Cold Steve Austin!!
I thought the Gilbert episode was funnier but this was definitely a change of pace for the Sympathetic Video Game Nerd.
God, the reconstruction of Nedry's scene in the jeep is a masterpiece!! jajaja
Nedry? More like nerdy
@@freedomtheplayer4235 *Nerdry
@@artbargra Ner Dry? Perhaps a Nerdy Dry Bones? (idk why I remembered this, I'm sorry)
It's amazing how much James resembles a slim Wayne Knight
Did you just jajaja my dude?
"Who counts out loud how many bullets they have left?"
Deadpool
I thought it was a setup for a dp joke
Dirty Harry couldn’t remember how many bullets he had left. Shoulda counted em’ off.................punk.
Was going to point that out, until I read your comment
Titpool
was gonna say soldiers when you're in need of resup
Am I the only one *incredibly impressed* with how well they recreated that scene from Jurassic Park? I thought it was the real movie for a second. Well done.
Same here! I thought it WAS the movie until Justin pulled out his mace, lol. Attaboy Justin!
I had to rewatch it to make sure it wasn’t the real clip with special effect. It was insanely real!
I thought they had actually got Wayne Knight to reprise the roll.
Not until he looked at the dinosaur did I notice something was off.
I'd watch Slightly Irritated Video Game Geek if you turned it into a series tbh
I'd even go as far as to watch "Stoked Video Game Nerd," who reviews good games, lol.
The stoned and confused virtual reality dork
nah, we need a new creator to do that as a spoof series in association with james.
i am so impressed that the AVGN has upped the production value of the re-enactments, costumes etc. but also investigating / contacting the original developers and contributors to the game. this is an awesome mish-mash of the old AVGN from back in the ScrewAttack days to the new UA-cam era. I keep coming back for these - keep it up.
wasn't expecting the Hell's Kitchen parody.
Right?! So random but so funny!
@@trevorbozeman He missed the chance to go "WHERE'S THE SHIT SAAAAAUCE?!"
BoyBalastog I was literally about to type that 🤨🤨”MIND BLOWN”
Bloody raaaaawr!!
Should have made a shit sandwich.
I want to see more “Shits Kitchen”
Same xD
Yeah, that was F'n awesome!
Not me, really, for a depiction of Gordon Ramsay, I'd say it was pretty mean. Gordon never goes that hard in the insults
@@sebastienmonette6659 Really? He gets so angry all the time. Have you missed out what he calls people. He called one guy a French Pig once.
@@q.h.s5051 he does get angry but he doesnt insult the contestants like 5 times in a row
James Rolfe as Gordon Ramsay is something I didn't expect to see in my life
But aren't you glad you got to witness it 😄
I'm not saying I'm not glad but I'm not saying I'm glad
Not surprisingly, James is actually Gordon’s love child.
Super happy he didn't try to do the accent, that woulda been horrible.
@@goldskula Kind of a letdown that he didn't go "WHERE'S THE SHIT SAAAAAAUCE?!"
Question: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
Answer: They didn't have time to think.
It seems to me that the more the AVGN show's budget increases, the more batshit bizzare it becomes. Not that the earlier episodes weren't weird, but we're reaching new levels here.
Nothing wrong with bizzare long as it's good. Exhibit A: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Hard to get weirder than shit pickle and that was like episode 10 or something? It’s been a minute
Love the commentary by Seamus at the end. It gives an interesting insight into what went on from the perspective of the actual developers. I only played the game years after it came out with community patches, and quite enjoyed it for what it was.
Why is the duke a bad thing
I've always called AVGN the Gordon Ramsay of gaming, thanks for confirming I was correct.
For real tho 😂
Surely that's one for the deathbattle guys at Screwattack, lol. Ramsay vs AVGN.
I just love the ending especially seeing a car casually cruising while a guy in a T-rex suit chases him with a x box controller XD
yo WTF, we're like the same person
What a coincidence
That Nedry-death recreation at 15:23 was incredible
was that an actual replica jurassic jeep?
I want to see a whole parody of Hell's kitchen by the Nerd 😂
there isn't enough chocolate sauce and peanut butter on the planet.
Should've called it Hell's Shitchen.
The Nerd makes a good Gordon Ramsey
overcooked 2 but it's nerd and gordon playing it
Nerd would beat Ramsay so easily
Imagine getting attacked by a t rex and all you have to say is
“6,5,4,3...”
a t-rex whit a Duke.
And the t rex just falls down the mountain killing itself
counting down your last seconds I see.
It's like larping when people have to call out their hit points remaining. lol
When it gets to 1 it unleashes a devastating attack... if it can stay on the ledge long enough.
"The town with no name" was probably the funniest episode you've ever done......but the final boss fight in this one had me in tears. It just falls off the cliff. Epic.
"A big raptor who kills himself"
That made me laugh more than I should
Suicide was the real final boss all along
Emosoraptor
It must be an egoraptor.
@KoivuTheHab I merely quoted what the Nerd said at 17:55, didn't you see the quotation marks?
You should think twice before being pedantic, or else you may make a fool of yourself.
@KoivuTheHab Shaddup nerd. Zdeno Chara says hi
I love how when the plane is going down, the Nerd's instinct is to consume as much alcohol as possible before his potential demise.
Olivia White
Huh. I didn't know that, good to know! Thanks for sharing!
I've heard that alcohol will not prevent hypothermia.
It's a reference to the margarita guy in Jurassic World
@@LilyEmbargo Olivia White was joking. Alcohol actually causes you to lose heat *faster,* so it's pretty much the worst thing you could drink for hypothermia. (Edit: Well, the worst thing aside from an actual poison or something.)
His Bubbliness while resembling me lahey from trailer park boys only younger lmao
And just think, the physics in this game supposedly inspired the creators of Half-Life for their puzzles
Considering it was six years before HL2 in an era when computers were advancing by leaps and bounds, it's a pretty respectable effort. Having always been a big indie game fan, I've never thought the Half-Life series was as groundbreaking as normies try to make it out to be.
Gabe Newell used this game as the basis for Half-Life 2's physics engine, as it was the only other game at the time he could draw upon.
I played this game back around when it came out, it wasn't nearly this buggy. It worked fine back then for me. I think the nerd doesn't actually have the right hardware for this game. Physics, especially back then, are typically reliant on frame rates, and if you notice from the footage he has an especially bad frame rate, which I didn't experience while playing it. Having a slower cpu speed then is intended can fuck up the physics.
In dark souls 2 people used to use video footage capturing software, capturing at a very high resolution and frame rate to slow the frame rate of the game in order to change the physics which allowed them to jump over things not normally possible.
@@TheZombieCurryKid in case of Dark Souls it's just the engine's problem.
@@shmekelfreckles8157 All physics worked that way until recently, and sometimes still do.
In oblivion on my shitty old pc I used when it came out the physics were extremly deadly to me, I would die instantly from running over some bones, now playing it on a much more powerful pc then it was intended for there is no problem.
"A late game is only late until it ships. A bad game is bad forever" this is what CD Projekt need to learn
Well, now they can at least patch games post-release. Even No Man's Sky managed to come back out of the toilet that way. But back when games only came on CDs or cartriges, that was next to impossible.
Cyberpunk wasn't THAT bad you crybaby
@@jeremyallen492 But it was a massive disappointment
@@thelegostarwarsf7916 but now, there are patches to most of the glitches, bugs, etc, so I don't see any problem
@@ikelldagay1801 Oh, no. The problem is still there. If your locksmith installs a lock without working keys on your door, the least you should get in return is the master key, able to open any door.
This actually seems like it could be good if given a remake
Actually, there seems to be some fan-Project to actually remake it =/ but i'm not sure how that turned out =/
@@thegamesresearcher I don't think it got very far. Been following Trespasser on and off since its release.
Oh, totally! :)
The patched version runs pretty well on modern computers. The machine he used for the video was underpowered even back in 98. Nobody games on a Dell.
Of course
Damn I wish you asked him "What were you thinking?!"
he already cashed in that question for fred fuchs
He basically covered that himself
James my man, I made a Korean subtitle for this episode, apparently UA-cam Community Caption needs authorisation from the Creater to be shown, Please authorise my subtitle, many koreans are waiting!
@carfaxts daily jerk
carfaxts daily who hurt you?
@@vladimirkomarov7126 Boooooooo
@carfaxts daily Okay, racism
@@NeoReoxis A korean, maybe?
Trespasser needs a modern remake. Could have been awesome. And nowadays there’s barely any Dino games
well guess what they are making another jurrasic park game.
3:19 Its a dinosaur ... look how old that computer is! ITS A DINOSAUR!
... You sir have earned your 100% authentic literal LOL ...
Metaphorical, not literal, the dinosaur is a metaphor for ancient and extinct, that's the opposite of literal.
3DMaster
I think he meant that "LOL" "was literal", whatever it is supposed to mean
Triceratops: "Oh, you're just gonna ignore me for that fossil? Okay."
I saw somebody in the suit
I'm starting to think that eventually James will get Steven Spielberg in a future episode!
it'd be the highlight of Spielberg's career. That's how you know you've made it.
I'm just trying to imagine Wayne Knight's absolute confusion when he starts getting a bunch of medieval maces in his mail. 😆
Maybe they can get a cameo out of him - dress as Nedry and smashing face with a mace.
Well he is a knight so, there's that.
@@AntonioBarbarian Oh God. That's even better. Lmao
Something about a guy in TRex suit chasing people while swinging old Xbox controller like a madman is.....pretty fucking hilarious
The woman in Shit's Kitchen just about stopping herself laughing was priceless! Love how James leaves in that sort of thing sometimes.
@GamingTV No I don't think so
Corpsing? Send for the man!
the framerate of the game has permanently damaged my eyesight
It's times like these that I get a little depressed that I'm old enough to remember when pretty much all 3D games on PC were running like that. Hell, I spent most of my childhood playing games on a 480p monitor and I was really happy if I could get 20 frames per second in a game. Now I am playing on a 1080p monitor, and it feels weird and choppy when frame rates go under 60...
That horrific frame rate gave me headache.
LMAO
Gábor Horváth mech warrior 2 mercenaries ran at like 15 FPS I think and that’s all it was
Its amazing how good this show has been after 13 years
@@jazzwebster9851 Some shows that have been on the air for years most of the time go bad ex family guy and fop
Thats true. Still entertaining.
15 YEARS!
Anthony Ranieri family guy should be canceled it’s garbage and makes horrible shit jokes
Considering he only uploads once a month.
7:32 who counts aloud how many bullets they have left??
*DEADPOOL THAT'S WHO!*
Only 7 shots left
Only 6 shots left
Only 5 shots left
Only 4 shots left
Only 3 shots left
It's amazing that even after 15 Years, James Rolfe & Cinemassacre continues to be top-notch internet content.
This is terrible
And SMG4 cant even keep their essence for 5 years
@@TheRealJawnz I would definitely disagree. Even if you argue that his videos aren't as funny as they were, it's still top notch compared to the "content" that is uploaded on this platform on a daily basis.
@@Natat Preach!
@@TheRealJawnz I respect your opinion, however in a sea of diarrhea that solid log would look so so good.
I laughed out loud during the "final battle" when the raptors fell off the cliff.
The final battle was actually between the raptors and the cliff 🤣
That part seriously made my day. XD
Me too, those are classic nerd moments...!
oh crap, you actually found a dennis nedry look alike, ill give you props for that
And a Jeep.
that was awesome!
thats one of his friends on rental reviews
@@Sammyyaam who happens to also be a dennis nedry lookalike.
Its Justin from rental reviews
I love that the T-Rexes ignore you and just hunt their natural prey.
Ride to Hell: Retribution 1% for the next Nerd Episode!
That's a game I recommended to James like 3 or 4 years ago :D
HELL YES
YEEES!!!!! XD
For any curious, this game is considered abandonware, and it runs really smoothly on a virtual box. Whether you should play it, that's for you to decide.
What’s abandonware?
Wait Virtual Box has Windows 98? I thought Windows 98 was extinct.
“I was born on March 14th, 1928.”
“Oh, no...” 😕
I don’t get it
"oh great he's monologuing again!"
She's rude tbh.
Ageist
@@therock238360 i LOVE MEMES
I got this game for my birthday when I was a kid or in my early teens. I totally loved it and didn't realize this was an unfinished buggy game. I always tried to make progress again after I had dropped it for a while, but it was hard to get far. However, I never truly disliked the game.
Ah, and I was really afraid of the hostile dinosaurs for a long time. Not anymore. When I last played it, I was surprised how unscary I found them and how easily I was able to outmaneouver and kill them.
I only got to play this game on my cousins computer back in the day but I remember that I constantly looked behind my back, checking for the raptors.
Nerd: *hosts Shit’s Kitchen*
Gordon Ramsey: -Hold my ingredients.-
Gordon Ramsey: _I found my perfect match._
Hold my lamb sauce!
Making Shit!
I don't think it works like that
Oh great. Another very original "Hold My Beer" comment.
"Not much FUCKIN' different to the SHIT I eat in Kitchen Nightmares sometimes, get with the program NERD!"
Was really hoping the Dino in the car at the end would’ve said “Alan”
I wish it was Fred Fuchs!
he said anus
It's Rob Walker in his raptor mask "I'm a dinosaur"
HALLO TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN
"Dude, I finally got to see my girlfriend naked!"
"I just witnessed the disembodied arm of one of my favourite game reviewers being chased by a man in an inflatable t-rex costume wielding an X-Box controller like a flail fleeing into a Mercedes-Benz SUV only to be finally brought to bay by game programmer Seamus Blackley."
"...You win."
Seamus seems like a really chill dude, and it appears that he's taken the deservedly poor reception and commercial failure of his game in stride. The failure of _Tresspasser_ obviously didn't affect him too deeply, as he went on to conceptualize the console that catapulted Microsoft to the apex of the console market.
Now I want a crossover between AVGN and Gordon Ramsey.
And who drawn that Protoman?
@@bolsonaroeumbompresidentem3802 don't even ask since you have a bad username!
Has he been in a shit game?
Okay Lucoshi
What About Angry German Kid And AVGN Crossover lol
Didn't expect a Gordon Ramsey/Hell's Kitchen reference in this!
He fits that role so damn well, too! :,D
That woman looked like she was trying so hard not to laugh her ass off.
i love the fact that he references that his shits are basically mix mashes of food in his kitchen lol then breaks the 4th wall
That part was freaking awesome! :D
Now he needs to play Hell’s Kitchen on the Wii, with Gordon Ramsay as a special guest.
“A game is only late until it ships but a bad game is bad forever” more companies need to heed these words.
Unless your Duke Nukem.
@@brandonlyon730 *you're
Most devs do listen to them, but investors and boards do not care about that.
Unfortunately a franchised game will always do reasonably well no matter how bad it is and a fantastic game may fail miserably simply because it’s not franchised. Some of the best games have nothing to do with movie releases, but sales wise, that doesn’t matter.
Half life 3 confirmed?
I feel really sorry for the raptors, I'm sure it's very hard for them to hunt in such a low fps
- Game stars Minnie Driver
- AVGN mentions "Tarzan" and "Tomb Raider"
- Both franchises spawned animated films starring Minnie Driver
- *Minnie Driver for AVGN confirmed*
I guess Minnie has a thing for games
There was an animated Tomb Raider film starring Minnie Driver?
That recreation of the Dennis Nedry scene was frickin hilarious.
I know!
And it looked great!
@@truesoulghost2777 Uh Uh Uh, you didn't say the magic wooooooord.
I'm surprised they could get their hands on an actual Jurassic Park YJ!
17:13 - 17:18= “You can just walk over it.”
I friggin’ knew that was coming!!!
OYEntertainment 17:18 you can hear the Jeffy‘s theme in the background
21:04 - "a late game is only late until it ships, but a bad game is bad forever"
wait this was an actual saying in the industry?
now it seems a new motto should be in place for the AAA industry, i think it should go something like
"A late game is losing investors money, but a bad game can be patched later"
Wow...… for once we finally got the answer to "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!"
>Dev makes a bad game
>"I'm not a bad person just a person who was put in a bad situation and made a bad game I'm a real human being too."
>Dev is the bad guy for the episode
Hmmm.
LMFAO
I nearly crapped my pants when that T-Rex busted out an actual Duke.
What is a duke?
@@j3orbit761 Get out.
@@ShortHandedNow yeah J3 Orbit get out but while we're on the subject what is a duke?