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  • @DailyDoseofShortsVideos
    @DailyDoseofShortsVideos 3 роки тому +6409

    Hank bought crack
    Smoked weed
    And became a pimp without even knowing
    I mean this man has quite a record

    • @iaintafraidofnoghosts7135
      @iaintafraidofnoghosts7135 3 роки тому +131

      Hank is a badass lol

    • @hhs_leviathan
      @hhs_leviathan 3 роки тому +228

      Also, acoording to court records, is an expert on adult entertainment and allegedly blew up a car dealership and a mega-lo-mart...

    • @chegadesuade
      @chegadesuade 3 роки тому +47

      _BwaaaAaaaAaah!_ - Hank when he figured it out

    • @monkeyr2910
      @monkeyr2910 3 роки тому +15

      @@jamesmayle4712 hwat?

    • @kazamiyuuji7678
      @kazamiyuuji7678 3 роки тому +18

      @@jamesmayle4712 god damnit I stopped going to church for a reason and you just wanna bring it right back

  • @erichofmeister521
    @erichofmeister521 4 роки тому +4054

    “MADE IN THE USA” close up of Hanks hand shaking the crack vile. Gold!

    • @sean123888
      @sean123888 4 роки тому +59

      Made in the jungles of Columbia then the USA

    • @pppupu936
      @pppupu936 3 роки тому +16

      @@sean123888 imported to Mexico then smuggled to USA. By racists and a criminals. As trump and white people would say, but who are the buyers? 😆

    • @WraithLK
      @WraithLK 3 роки тому +43

      @@pppupu936 sounds like you’re the racist for believing all white people think a certain way

    • @pppupu936
      @pppupu936 3 роки тому +5

      @@WraithLK they do

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo 3 роки тому +14

      Vial*

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 4 місяці тому +487

    “Bait? You call it BAIT?! I like that.”
    *Bro it really does fit because it gets people “hooked.”*

  • @MutantGrandpa
    @MutantGrandpa 4 роки тому +8137

    Hank throws a fish like a football that’s the most American thing I’ve ever seen

    • @unicornburgers302
      @unicornburgers302 4 роки тому +37

      Jjoonn yikes

    • @nahometesfay1112
      @nahometesfay1112 4 роки тому +34

      @Jjoonn Like a FOOTball as in gridiron football, a game that is very popular in America, but relatively uncommon in other countries.

    • @EmoFox9
      @EmoFox9 4 роки тому +37

      He played football in school, the action is natural to him.

    • @MutantGrandpa
      @MutantGrandpa 4 роки тому +21

      Fishing is like an American past time also football is too

    • @ShamblesMD
      @ShamblesMD 4 роки тому +13

      He definitely didn't put enough spin on it. That was a duck.

  • @BarstoolBlues33
    @BarstoolBlues33 7 років тому +4876

    freshness jars lol

    • @joeshmoe5169
      @joeshmoe5169 6 років тому +139

      Barstool Blues Sure don't get that at Mega-Lo-Mart

    • @vallisdaemonumofficial
      @vallisdaemonumofficial 5 років тому +8

      666th like, let's get this *BAIT*

    • @TheKmaki
      @TheKmaki 5 років тому +6

      I was the 1k like.

    • @vallisdaemonumofficial
      @vallisdaemonumofficial 5 років тому +2

      @@TheKmaki congratulations 🎉

    • @TheKmaki
      @TheKmaki 5 років тому +6

      @@vallisdaemonumofficial Thank you, it is rare I get to play such a significant part in the universe.

  • @TitoRigatoni
    @TitoRigatoni 3 роки тому +403

    1:06 can we all just appreciate how deftly Hank ties that rock to his hook? That's the crack bait knot of an experienced fisherman, I'll tell you hwut

    • @gcHK47
      @gcHK47 2 роки тому +19

      Well, he was a boy scout in the Order of the Straight Arrow.

  • @ctmql9133
    @ctmql9133 7 років тому +21105

    thats a lot of crack for $20 lol

  • @tylerfromtexas6556
    @tylerfromtexas6556 7 років тому +11758

    It's funnier that Boomhauer is a Texas Ranger, and he couldn't tell that it was crack.

    • @123blastoffful
      @123blastoffful 6 років тому +1746

      look at how boomhauer looks at the phial when hank first pulls it out he knew i guess he decided to play dumb

    • @pablosanchez5294
      @pablosanchez5294 6 років тому +1006

      I think he was just playing along since hank wasn’t consuming it look at his face @1:56

    • @StupidjimmyInc
      @StupidjimmyInc 6 років тому +494

      pablo sanchez If you bring a vial with white stuff in it to fish, you wouldn't think it is what it is.

    • @pjdlol
      @pjdlol 6 років тому +194

      i think your all reading to much into it

    • @IvanKisaragi
      @IvanKisaragi 6 років тому +453

      He looks so sad @ 2:10
      "Damnohmanhankdunhaveabecumadamnocrackhead"

  • @elcuhangeltv
    @elcuhangeltv 3 роки тому +582

    “I like beer hank. Don’t you like beer? I mean, I love beer.”

    • @jennafisher8403
      @jennafisher8403 3 роки тому +18

      Profound

    • @heisrisen560
      @heisrisen560 3 роки тому +16

      I read that right as bill was saying it 😂😂😂 classic

    • @Thereis1
      @Thereis1 3 роки тому +3

      beer is good

    • @bsgambati1
      @bsgambati1 2 роки тому +2

      Oh, got one!

    • @sentboumaster3436
      @sentboumaster3436 5 місяців тому +1

      Mær dámar øl, Hank. Dámar tær ikki øl? Eg meini, eg elski øl

  • @ch2oma
    @ch2oma 6 років тому +4144

    I lost it when the fish bit the hook again :D

    • @JediMaster362
      @JediMaster362 5 років тому +55

      The fish used Bite!

    • @savagesock3598
      @savagesock3598 5 років тому +22

      JediMaster362 Magikarp used Bite!

    • @JediMaster362
      @JediMaster362 5 років тому +13

      Crusty Sock: Yep! Quite a rare Magikarp!

    • @joeltarango9752
      @joeltarango9752 5 років тому +7

      Suicidal fish got my hook!!, ( American Dad reference)

    • @dudetocartman
      @dudetocartman 5 років тому +41

      I lost it more when it swam back and jumped in the boat and knocked Bill in the water.

  • @Soul_Alpha
    @Soul_Alpha 5 років тому +2456

    "A little chunk'll do ya" already talking like a crackhead 😂😂

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 4 роки тому +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ArchNemesis314
      @ArchNemesis314 4 роки тому +12

      That uh, that would be the joke

    • @ArchNemesis314
      @ArchNemesis314 4 роки тому +1

      @DontFuckWithUnicorns
      You think that you're real clever don't ya?
      You just sound like a gaiboi

    • @ArchNemesis314
      @ArchNemesis314 4 роки тому +1

      @DontFuckWithUnicorns
      Sorry I don't speak gaiboi

    • @allmodescrew5548
      @allmodescrew5548 4 роки тому +10

      The Pope Nutz gaiboi wow you sound like you’re in middle school

  • @kuruptzZz
    @kuruptzZz 3 роки тому +311

    "uhh...are you jack?"
    "I got your jack right here jack"
    Cracks me up every time

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 місяці тому +3

      I see what you did there 🧐

  • @phousefilms
    @phousefilms 5 років тому +2228

    Lmao, couldn't stop laughing when the fish shot back and hit Bill.

    • @brandonvillatuya9539
      @brandonvillatuya9539 4 роки тому +62

      I read your comment out of context and thought the fish pulled out a gun

    • @jeremiahjohnson423
      @jeremiahjohnson423 4 роки тому +11

      @@brandonvillatuya9539 same😂

    • @FireIsTheCIeanser
      @FireIsTheCIeanser 3 роки тому +5

      Me and my brother did the same thing when we first watched this episode lol

    • @allankhad1030
      @allankhad1030 3 роки тому +3

      Ah, classic king of the hill. Comedy gold. lol.

    • @jamesmayle4712
      @jamesmayle4712 3 роки тому

      The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously .

  • @grugonk
    @grugonk 7 років тому +5025

    The fish got addicted. That is darkly humorous.

    • @nlwolslegel
      @nlwolslegel 7 років тому +68

      grugonk have you watched king of the hill before?

    • @grugonk
      @grugonk 7 років тому +29

      I have.

    • @nicktechnubyte1184
      @nicktechnubyte1184 6 років тому +69

      Ghazghkull Thraka you’re not gonna see that kind of humor on today’s cartoons or movies!
      Am I right?!

    • @24_Hour_Majima
      @24_Hour_Majima 5 років тому +25

      @@nicktechnubyte1184 No your not...

    • @defaultmate
      @defaultmate 5 років тому +22

      @@24_Hour_Majima
      You're*

  • @matthewb9955
    @matthewb9955 3 роки тому +243

    “Alright ease off, a little chunk will do ya”.

  • @samkulik4642
    @samkulik4642 4 роки тому +2191

    "Look. hank you can offer all the denials and rationalizations you want but the bottom line is still the same... we'gon try that bait!"

    • @kolbyhallmark
      @kolbyhallmark 4 роки тому +36

      I read this as it played. Lmbo

    • @kjuergens1985
      @kjuergens1985 4 роки тому +7

      This has 420 likes right now. I won't mess it up.

    • @femmemachete
      @femmemachete 4 роки тому +8

      @@kjuergens1985 Don't worry. 73 other people did it for you.

    • @anything7441
      @anything7441 4 роки тому

      Yes !

    • @AlexGMason
      @AlexGMason 4 роки тому

      *wanna

  • @kbrown6123
    @kbrown6123 5 років тому +6406

    He gave him 3 grams for $20 🤯 Whiteboy was the PLUG

  • @ThatMadCat
    @ThatMadCat 4 роки тому +4042

    God damn, inflation went up this much? I wish I could buy so many drugs for 20$ these days.

    • @borzoi2607
      @borzoi2607 3 роки тому +51

      Bruh u got all that yogs munny quit complaining

    • @masterblaster5705
      @masterblaster5705 3 роки тому +114

      Drive to the actual hood, dope of all kinds has been a buyer's market ever since the opiod epidemic started picking up steam

    • @billyanderson321
      @billyanderson321 3 роки тому +123

      @@masterblaster5705 if you want to call that cut crap they pedal dope. I’d rather go to the rural hills and buy it from a guy named Kyle who cooks it in his moms RV.

    • @maeksu
      @maeksu 3 роки тому +95

      @@billyanderson321 Not all of us are talking about meth, first of all...

    • @CunnydUpFella
      @CunnydUpFella 3 роки тому +34

      @@billyanderson321 Kyle isn't a black person name

  • @ss.fx3626
    @ss.fx3626 5 років тому +3038

    * gets stoped buy a cop *
    cop: sir we found crack in your car
    hank: no sir its my bait

    • @xZippy
      @xZippy 4 роки тому +51

      Cop: Well in that case, you're fine. Get lost.

    • @TrianglePants
      @TrianglePants 4 роки тому +5

      stopped

    • @____5186
      @____5186 4 роки тому +87

      That's actually the plot of this episode. He ends up having to go on a fishing trip with some cops to prove that he genuinely mistook drugs for fishing bait.

    • @whatthatbe388
      @whatthatbe388 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @dtczyk8976
      @dtczyk8976 4 роки тому +11

      Stopped. By. Stay in school kids.

  • @SeanZ482
    @SeanZ482 5 років тому +496

    Ruined a perfectly good fish is what you did, look at it, you got him addicted to crack

    • @kic8523
      @kic8523 4 роки тому +7

      Bwwwaaaaa!

    • @nathanielward7241
      @nathanielward7241 3 роки тому +12

      Now hes gotta suck fish sticks around the pond to get by on his miserable daily existence....

  • @-zawarudo-2684
    @-zawarudo-2684 4 роки тому +416

    Bruh the way the dude said “Hey G” hits different

  • @sterlinwall9673
    @sterlinwall9673 4 роки тому +892

    When me and my buddies are fishing, and aren’t getting any bites, I always say ‘I need some of that hank hill bait.” 😂😂

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 4 роки тому +472

    "Pass the salt?"
    "THAT'S IT! I'M GOIN' FISHIN'!"

  • @ashpollock9907
    @ashpollock9907 3 роки тому +49

    I like how the water is only knee high when Bill gets knocked in.

  • @timgriffin757
    @timgriffin757 5 років тому +632

    This is a fun episode!! As the episode goes on Hank and his buddies become "addicted" to fishing, and Hank searches for every possible reason to go fishing, including sneaking out early in the morning.

    • @UBRambo56
      @UBRambo56 5 років тому +21

      Tim Griffin “I have never gotten up that early in my life unless fish were involved”

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 5 років тому +51

      "Alright ease off, a little chunk'll do ya" they started acting like crackheads real quick 😂😂

    • @osservsmith999
      @osservsmith999 5 років тому +38

      "can i have some more butter for my pancakes?" "THATS IT! I'M GOIN FISHING"

    • @horohorosrin
      @horohorosrin 4 роки тому +6

      "Hank searches for every possible reason to go finishing, including sneaking out early in the morning."
      Been there.

    • @yolopolo8810
      @yolopolo8810 2 роки тому

      What episode is it?

  • @calvin7978
    @calvin7978 5 років тому +2517

    no one:
    boomhauer: DANG MAN MAN THAT WAS FAST HANKS THE MAN MAN DANG OL FISHIN MAGICIAN

  • @draykesaddleback9341
    @draykesaddleback9341 3 роки тому +52

    The wholesome music of sharing crack lmao

  • @Michael-590
    @Michael-590 4 роки тому +478

    Bill being tackled into the water by a crack-addicted fish was the funniest part of this scene. 😂

    • @karlycrooks2209
      @karlycrooks2209 3 роки тому +15

      If that happened in real life,I would die from laughing so hard.

    • @PadCircle
      @PadCircle 3 роки тому +8

      And he showered Dale in the process too! Loved it!

    • @22espec
      @22espec 2 роки тому +1

      @@karlycrooks2209 it does happen with those Asian Carps

    • @karlycrooks2209
      @karlycrooks2209 2 роки тому

      @@22espec never saw a video about that

  • @josephbierline2039
    @josephbierline2039 4 роки тому +1746

    I just love how Hank thinks fish speak Spanish

  • @Straight0uttaCrofton
    @Straight0uttaCrofton 3 роки тому +22

    Bobby: "can I have some more butter for my pancakes?"
    Hank: "that's IT, I'm going fishing"

  • @drServitis
    @drServitis 4 роки тому +1422

    CHAIN SMOKING DALE IS WORRIED ABOUT GETTING SKIN CANCER.

    • @gatsmen2200
      @gatsmen2200 4 роки тому +57

      drServitis or maybe he just doesn’t wanna get sunburned?

    • @ElectronicsForFun
      @ElectronicsForFun 4 роки тому +43

      People don't put on sunblock to save them from cancer, they do it so they don't get sun burned.

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 4 роки тому +2

      @@ElectronicsForFun How do people get skin cancer?

    • @ElectronicsForFun
      @ElectronicsForFun 4 роки тому +28

      @@drServitis you can get cancer from the sun but people don't put on sun screen to protect themselves from getting cancer mainly because you'll get sunburned many times long before you get skin cancer. if you're somebody who is a higher risk for cancer then there is no SPF in the world that can save your ass from genetics anyways.

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 4 роки тому +1

      @@ElectronicsForFun So you're saying we shouldn't worry about getting burned from the sun then?

  • @trjo6669
    @trjo6669 5 років тому +197

    “20.00 will get you all the bate you need Jack, rock on” 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @4500KneeGrow
      @4500KneeGrow 2 роки тому

      Jack sells cocaine and cocaine accessories

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 3 роки тому +13

    "I like beer, Hank. Don't you like beer? I mean, I love beer. Beer is good."
    This touches me deep inside.

  • @skingerskanger
    @skingerskanger 6 років тому +270

    LMAO the way that fish swam back to the boat after Hank tossed it

    • @hankshepherd2.086
      @hankshepherd2.086 5 років тому +12

      skinger skanger and jumped up and knocked bill out of the boat

    • @Lav3nd3rForest
      @Lav3nd3rForest 4 роки тому +7

      That part killed me 😭🤣 I'll tell you hwat

  • @malroth801
    @malroth801 6 років тому +496

    I got your jack right here, Jack.

    • @Lugh444
      @Lugh444 6 років тому +6

      Best line

    • @irlmusic8001
      @irlmusic8001 5 років тому +29

      You call it bait...I like that

    • @HylerMusic
      @HylerMusic 5 років тому +8

      reneekatz666 ...Jack, Rock on 🤘

  • @Anonymous-ru2vg
    @Anonymous-ru2vg 3 роки тому +6

    I miss King of the hill, it was too early for it’s time, such a master piece ♥️

  • @MrsKwan-fz6mf
    @MrsKwan-fz6mf 4 роки тому +193

    "Fish magician." Cracks me up every time.

    • @JediMaster362
      @JediMaster362 4 роки тому +10

      It "cracks" you up? Uh, pun intended?

    • @saiyaniam
      @saiyaniam 4 роки тому +13

      Fishin magician

  • @walamo4796
    @walamo4796 5 років тому +317

    This show has a lot of jokes I didn’t understand back when I was 12-13 watching this😂

    • @johndodd1518
      @johndodd1518 5 років тому +11

      you didnt know what crack or drugs were when you where 12-13?

    • @marcoAKAjoe
      @marcoAKAjoe 4 роки тому

      @@johndodd1518 -.-

    • @marcoAKAjoe
      @marcoAKAjoe 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @CHARLIE-MF-BROWN
      @CHARLIE-MF-BROWN 4 роки тому +4

      @@johndodd1518 some kids really don't know at that age and that's ok... growing up in a gang culture I had homies that were stealing cars, had straps, drank alot, and also sold and did heavy shit like meth by age 11-13. I've also known kids that were pretty sheltered and completely oblivious to those sort of things. You might think those kids were a bit naive, but In my experience they were definitely sweet, polite lil kids that were a lot happier.

    • @bigpuma444
      @bigpuma444 3 роки тому

      @@CHARLIE-MF-BROWN Unfortunately grew up in a fairly similar environment; didn’t get caught up in the gangs around my neighborhood but had a front row seat to my dad using all sorts of drugs, eventually using myself by 12. Sure, they absolutely can be fun sometimes, especially Molly when you’re hooking up but they’ve also cost me a lot too. Nothing wrong with being sheltered in some situations

  • @Peadeymclovin
    @Peadeymclovin 3 роки тому +212

    “Homemade in the USA” what would’ve made hank even happier, is if he knew it was made by Reagan

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +3

      Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear p

    • @LunarAura
      @LunarAura 3 роки тому +5

      @@AxxLAfriku schizo

    • @TheMan-tn4jk
      @TheMan-tn4jk 3 роки тому +4

      Classic CIA

    • @1-4-johnny.cash.fan-8-8
      @1-4-johnny.cash.fan-8-8 3 роки тому +1

      @@AxxLAfriku this is your only comment here? Surprising.

    • @frempy4426
      @frempy4426 3 місяці тому +2

      @@AxxLAfriku Avril Lavigne moment

  • @TheBlueLightChannel
    @TheBlueLightChannel 6 років тому +939

    Hank said “vamanos”! Like, maybe the fish speaks Spanish or something! 😂😂😂

    • @lostcat9lives322
      @lostcat9lives322 5 років тому +75

      "Redhead Bass" are an imported species from South America.

    • @BelenusValikonis
      @BelenusValikonis 5 років тому +7

      I know, right? A simple "go on, now" would suffice, given that all those fish speak English there.

    • @michaelsrite822
      @michaelsrite822 5 років тому +2

      @@lostcat9lives322
      Are you talking about Peacock Bass? Which is a cichlid?
      There is no such thing as a Redhead Bass.

    • @XRandomXShinigamiX
      @XRandomXShinigamiX 5 років тому +6

      It's even funnier when he YEETS it across the lake xD

    • @fourplayerarcade
      @fourplayerarcade 5 років тому +1

      michael srite Micheal you gotta reply to what that man just said to you 😂😂😂

  • @db165
    @db165 5 років тому +925

    I wonder how many people tried fishing with crack after this...

    • @michaelhensley2441
      @michaelhensley2441 4 роки тому +109

      Wouldn't the crack desolve in the water?

    • @charlieniven6558
      @charlieniven6558 4 роки тому +183

      Y'know fishermen will do anything to get out of a rut during fishing season

    • @dogwithplasticwheels5476
      @dogwithplasticwheels5476 4 роки тому +26

      @@michaelhensley2441 How would you know?

    • @michaelhensley2441
      @michaelhensley2441 4 роки тому +73

      @@dogwithplasticwheels5476 cause when you put anything that is powder in any liquid it desolves

    • @michaelhensley2441
      @michaelhensley2441 4 роки тому +25

      @@dogwithplasticwheels5476 plus coca cola was made with crack back in the 70s and 80s

  • @dianelidell5768
    @dianelidell5768 3 роки тому +7

    I love how Hank is always so dang innocent 😇🐟👍😁!

  • @j43w0n
    @j43w0n 5 років тому +438

    peggy's cool af for letting Hank spend quality time with his boys.

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 4 роки тому +42

      She's always done that. The wives are pretty low key.

    • @deeznutsh1214
      @deeznutsh1214 4 роки тому +16

      @@Bloombaby99 Peggy is pissed at Hank all the time though

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi 4 роки тому +8

      @Honestly Brutal thank you sir, yez. These fukn "guys" nowadays bro🙄😏

    • @LlamaCraft
      @LlamaCraft 4 роки тому +17

      @@t_papi God you two are assholes can you not understand even the slightest humour? Jesus man get a life

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi 4 роки тому +9

      @@LlamaCraft nigga you sound like a simp and your female wrote that comment, stfu pussy.

  • @ace1776
    @ace1776 5 років тому +134

    Fishing with crack. The Simpsons never did that. I miss king of the hill.

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 3 роки тому +5

      So Simpson's... Didn't do it?

    • @Clos93
      @Clos93 3 роки тому +8

      @@thejedisonic67
      King of The Hill>The Simpsons
      I'll die on that hill, lmao

  • @jayydel
    @jayydel 4 роки тому +26

    ....than I did in the 80s.
    And those were the Reagan years.

    • @ganjaman407
      @ganjaman407 3 роки тому +1

      The joke there was that crack came out in the '80's lol

  • @eternallegacy89
    @eternallegacy89 5 років тому +817

    You know... that is a shallow ass lake if Bill can literally stand up in it to just walk right back in lol.

    • @WHiT3_SHAD0W
      @WHiT3_SHAD0W 5 років тому +41

      Lol didn't notice that before, but you're right, looks like it's only a foot or two deep

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 4 роки тому +32

      Yeah, small shallow lakes are generally called ponds. Lol

    • @thewolfin
      @thewolfin 4 роки тому +27

      In Texas, that's called a lake.

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 4 роки тому +51

      @@thewolfinbut i thought everything was bigger

    • @santiago9ish
      @santiago9ish 4 роки тому

      Wolfin nah, pond

  • @thomasslone1964
    @thomasslone1964 5 років тому +22

    hank hill fishing with crack, some of the most fond memories of my teenage childhood

  • @waldornprime5567
    @waldornprime5567 3 роки тому +14

    Boomhauer really said “Fishin Megician”

  • @Hardrockfan21
    @Hardrockfan21 4 роки тому +147

    1:37 Bill's face when Hank was getting smart with him.

  • @DrRockso1987
    @DrRockso1987 7 років тому +1082

    Bill must be Jesus to be able to walk on water like that!

    • @marcellabutay1090
      @marcellabutay1090 6 років тому +33

      Daddy I Said Stop Ever heard of a fucking joke, Einstein?

    • @TheOrignalKillezz
      @TheOrignalKillezz 6 років тому +5

      LittleArmyNut I don't get the joke.

    • @marcellabutay1090
      @marcellabutay1090 6 років тому +4

      TheOrignalKillezz Jesus can walk on water and it looked like hank was walking in water

    • @TheOrignalKillezz
      @TheOrignalKillezz 6 років тому +1

      LittleArmyNut are you sure it wasn't shallow too? That would make sense.

    • @marcellabutay1090
      @marcellabutay1090 6 років тому +3

      TheOrignalKillezz It was shallow and that's how it looked like that but when people depict jesus walking on water it's usually his feet are a few inches deep

  • @Barny5ive
    @Barny5ive 4 роки тому +3

    Loved this show because my Uncle Gordon WAS Hank Hill. From the glasses, to the mannerisms, to the real world aloofness. Still is. Great man though.

  • @thewestfire9729
    @thewestfire9729 4 роки тому +118

    This was one of the funniest moments in the show ever. Hank has no experience dealing in the projects, so he can’t tell a crack dealer from a fish bait seller. Genius writing.

    • @jamesonmeckes5796
      @jamesonmeckes5796 3 місяці тому

      I don’t think Hank and his friends realized that they were fishing with crack cocoaine in the first place.

  • @kaylaa7226
    @kaylaa7226 5 років тому +88

    "a little chunk will do ya"

  • @Failedprodegy42
    @Failedprodegy42 3 роки тому +4

    I miss this show! We need this kind of wholesome show right now.

  • @trayweathersby7490
    @trayweathersby7490 7 років тому +340

    "Go on now Git!" 😂😂😂

  • @cyclops9750
    @cyclops9750 5 років тому +32

    “Well well well.... looks like our friend is a Hipy Crit!” 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣XD

  • @kingdomcummies8128
    @kingdomcummies8128 3 роки тому +80

    Boomhauer is a Texas Ranger. He HAS to know that's crack lol.

    • @darthdrake3095
      @darthdrake3095 3 роки тому +11

      He didn't want them to know.

    • @LouSassoleSledgecock_III
      @LouSassoleSledgecock_III 3 роки тому +3

      He didn’t mind if they knew or not, or maybe he did. Whatever it may be, this comment thread is pointless as it’s about a cartoon that’s over

    • @kingdomcummies8128
      @kingdomcummies8128 3 роки тому +9

      And you posted a pointless comment about a pointless comment in a pointless thread. Not only are you pitiably cynical but you're also wasting your own time by your own terms. Please get help, maybe call a friend, at least step outside for some fresh air. Damn.

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@LouSassoleSledgecock_III "A cartoon that's over." Uh, yeah. So what? What are you, a troll?

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 місяці тому +4

      _King of the Hill_ didn’t invent a job for Boomhauer till they were working on season 13. This clip’s from season 2

  • @xiverse9039
    @xiverse9039 7 років тому +669

    LMAO!!! 1:57 Homemade in the U.S.A

  • @dilpreetize
    @dilpreetize 5 років тому +91

    The way Hank throws the crackhead fish away is hilarious!!

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 роки тому +5

      Same, I slugger when he yelled "vamanos!"

  • @johnsalazar245
    @johnsalazar245 2 роки тому +31

    0:01 Not be offensive but as a latino guy from Texas, this is the kind of music the gringos would listen to in the Barrio back in the 80s and 90s in East Los Angeles California and the West Side of San Antonio Texas. I learned this from my friends.

  • @nox_chan
    @nox_chan 6 років тому +173

    He's the big Mac Daddy of Heimleich county

  • @jamishmcquo7590
    @jamishmcquo7590 5 років тому +69

    0:16
    lmfao that pan out to the sketchy neighborhood

    • @chaseman94
      @chaseman94 4 роки тому

      Probably the same neighborhood where Beavis and Butthead live at.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 4 місяці тому +2

    Everyone: “That was a lot of “bait” for just $20.”
    *Well the thing is that he knows he’ll come back for more later. That’s how they get HOOKED if you will.*

  • @0hvist
    @0hvist 7 років тому +1454

    Buys Crack and doesn't know it, uses it as fishing bait and wins the internet!

    • @warhawk638
      @warhawk638 7 років тому +11

      Or maybe he's a crooked cop...

    • @heeedheel1122
      @heeedheel1122 5 років тому +2

      Ohvist Small it’s not called fucking crack it’s ready rock

    • @Super_Mario128
      @Super_Mario128 5 років тому +20

      Bwaah! I sell Cocaine and Cocaine Accessories!

    • @deebonash1495
      @deebonash1495 5 років тому +3

      @@Super_Mario128 underrated comment

    • @Dyl_Cam
      @Dyl_Cam 5 років тому +9

      Wins the internet... Ugh

  • @superfakegamer6359
    @superfakegamer6359 4 роки тому +129

    Dale: "Now i have to reapply my sunscreen"
    Let's be honest it's texas no one there uses sunscreen.

    • @Quint1836
      @Quint1836 4 роки тому +8

      SuperFakeGamer I’m an 8th generation Texan. They say we have a bunch of Mexicans here. Not true, we don’t believe in sunscreen

    • @GreenMunkeeD
      @GreenMunkeeD 4 роки тому +2

      He doesn't want skin cancer. Duh.

    • @KrikZ32
      @KrikZ32 3 роки тому +3

      can confirm, live in Texas, know several people who've had skin cancer.

    • @defaultuser7777
      @defaultuser7777 3 роки тому +1

      It's true. Gotta get that base tan haha

    • @Micro13bk
      @Micro13bk 3 роки тому +2

      I believe that is how the term "red- neck" was made...

  • @9ZenMedia
    @9ZenMedia 6 років тому +43

    People do call crack “bait” cause it’s bait for a lick to keep coming back for more. Not sure if this episode influenced that but if you go to the hood, like a store on mlk and ask for bait... you’ll get crack.

  • @mbargerr
    @mbargerr 5 років тому +120

    2:32 when you bring your girl home and you put her on your bed

  • @Mr-6666
    @Mr-6666 Рік тому +2

    Surpried how boomhauer is a ranger and he didn't know that it was crack.

  • @ShadeScarecrow
    @ShadeScarecrow 4 роки тому +16

    Well this puts a new meaning on "getting them hooked"

  • @JohnnyCasey
    @JohnnyCasey 4 роки тому +233

    "Don't do drugs. Do all drugs at the same time."
    - King of Sweden

    • @bhume7535
      @bhume7535 4 роки тому +8

      oh damn, now thats a name I haven't heard in a long time. I wish Robbaz was still calling himself that.

    • @JohnnyCasey
      @JohnnyCasey 4 роки тому +3

      @@bhume7535
      There is no King of Sweden. It's only Robbaz.

    • @anionshade970
      @anionshade970 4 роки тому +1

      haha i get it, because if you do all drugs at the same time, then your just taking drug. not drugs LOL

    • @Nobody7720
      @Nobody7720 4 роки тому +1

      Actually that quote is by Mark Twain.

    • @JohnnyCasey
      @JohnnyCasey 4 роки тому +1

      @@Nobody7720
      Source?

  • @gt4666master
    @gt4666master 3 роки тому +4

    Seeing this episode before ever doing drugs and after becoming an addict is a fucking trip

  • @Valin9275
    @Valin9275 4 роки тому +27

    "I like beer"
    I hear you Bill

  • @spyrofan9681
    @spyrofan9681 4 роки тому +14

    I love how they're playing this homespun country music when they're sharing out the crack

  • @jordanverbeek5121
    @jordanverbeek5121 3 роки тому +6

    2:37 - 2:49 I always thought this was a fever dream I had when I was a kid.

  • @kendalldickerson426
    @kendalldickerson426 7 років тому +106

    Oh man now I have to re apply my sun screen

    • @scroogemcduck8940
      @scroogemcduck8940 5 років тому

      Holy crap 100 likes thats epic. You deserve 1 bonus like

  • @rayfire50
    @rayfire50 5 років тому +33

    "Rock" on ..I see what you did there

  • @tgnm9615
    @tgnm9615 2 роки тому

    Such a simple activity could generate so much fond memories especially with your friends.

  • @antcircus5564
    @antcircus5564 5 років тому +18

    The crack addict fish had me crying

  • @seededsoul
    @seededsoul 5 років тому +19

    2:00
    Pretty sure Boomhauer would have known what that was.

  • @zally8124
    @zally8124 3 роки тому +12

    This is truly one of the greatest scenes in animation history.

  • @lukek3953
    @lukek3953 4 роки тому +27

    I just noticed that Hank is wearing Bass Pro Hat... xD

  • @Stone-faced
    @Stone-faced 5 років тому +4

    This episode is wholesome at context of crack fishing and having a good time with the boys

  • @danield6740
    @danield6740 3 роки тому +6

    “Fishin Magician”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tonyattardo9350
    @tonyattardo9350 5 років тому +10

    “Tell you wha mang Hank’s da dang ole mang, talkin bout dang ole FISHIN MAGICIAN!”

  • @MDPToaster
    @MDPToaster 4 роки тому +52

    The funniest part of this is that Boomhaur is an in-clothes Texas Ranger.

  • @KurstKensei
    @KurstKensei 2 роки тому

    One of the first episodes of Koth I ever watched and the same episode that sold me on the show.

  • @kinglui285
    @kinglui285 5 років тому +38

    I think hank doesn't know anything about drugs
    I remember when hank smoked a cigarette in front of a stoner and he asked the stoner to give him his joint and he was like "this is a weird cigarette"

  • @zapfish6476
    @zapfish6476 5 років тому +31

    this entire episode is a metaphor for ilicit drug use. GENIUS

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 4 роки тому

      @Globglogabgolab 2.0 😂😂😂😂

  • @LaviathanSlayer
    @LaviathanSlayer 3 роки тому +4

    “Bottom line we all wanna try the bait” haha still got me dying

  • @terrencem.9954
    @terrencem.9954 5 років тому +38

    Those fish are hooked on that crack (literally) 🐟🎣

  • @diggitydoo5836
    @diggitydoo5836 6 років тому +12

    The artwork on this show was amazing. Look at 0:18. The landscapes, the sunsets, the settings. They put a lot of beauty into it.

    • @rickyray2794
      @rickyray2794 6 років тому +5

      Yeah in the beginning you could really notice the hand drawn landscapes I loved it

    • @PokeShadow77
      @PokeShadow77 2 роки тому

      crack

  • @Timbuktu407
    @Timbuktu407 3 роки тому +3

    I love how it says “Bate” on Jack’s truck 😂

  • @Ohio_Hobbies_Guy
    @Ohio_Hobbies_Guy 6 років тому +4

    I forgot about this episode. I used to watch this show when I was younger.

  • @thelastsidewalk
    @thelastsidewalk 4 роки тому +5

    With headphones on, I can hear the police sirens in the first scene. Really adds to it.

  • @Rackus82
    @Rackus82 3 роки тому

    I have such a deep love for this show.

  • @badbad.2732
    @badbad.2732 7 років тому +283

    "Cmon darlin' time to get wet" ;)

  • @fanomanone
    @fanomanone 7 років тому +9

    There sure are some happy fish in that pond. 😂😂😂

  • @courtlandash6261
    @courtlandash6261 3 роки тому

    A 20 of dope and you got the best fishing ever, I think every tweaker feels this way even without the fish lol

  • @steve_oh
    @steve_oh 7 років тому +110

    more fish today than what? what hank?!

    • @gcHK47
      @gcHK47 6 років тому +63

      ricky-ticky-tavi - He said, “I’ve caught more fish today than in the 80s. And those were the Reagan years!”

    • @IvanKisaragi
      @IvanKisaragi 6 років тому +8

      gcHK47
      Thank you.

    • @thewisenoodle1116
      @thewisenoodle1116 5 років тому +4

      I tell you hwat

  • @t13596
    @t13596 7 років тому +733

    I wonder what would actually happen if you fish with crack.

    • @stanleyknife888
      @stanleyknife888 7 років тому +359

      turner pike it's normally cut with baking soda as a base, so it'll just dissolve into the water

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 6 років тому +142

      Must have been pretty pure then

    • @KevinHealey95
      @KevinHealey95 6 років тому +380

      You get arrested for drug possession.

    • @furonable
      @furonable 6 років тому +26

      What if it's not cut with baking soda though?

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 6 років тому +73

      turner pike Nothing. Firstly you'd have trouble getting it on the hook or line and if you did, it would break up quickly in the water and disperse.