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  • @mikevismyelement
    @mikevismyelement 3 роки тому +516

    My favorite one is "Fits of rage do come and go....but the sun? Hell it's here all day"

    • @iTsKovxkzR
      @iTsKovxkzR 3 роки тому +10

      my childhood show, watching when i was like 6 up to 9

    • @highhat5229
      @highhat5229 3 роки тому +5

      What is this? What’s it called?

    • @caseytodd7632
      @caseytodd7632 3 роки тому +14

      @@highhat5229 scripture.. from the book of Cuyler

    • @mgsb387
      @mgsb387 2 роки тому +2

      @@caseytodd7632 hahahahaha 😆

    • @Handsy_McGee
      @Handsy_McGee 2 роки тому +4

      "Is there a problem, Early?"
      "Nothin this lake won't fix."

  • @nepdisc3722
    @nepdisc3722 2 роки тому +401

    Nobody can replace Unknown Hinson. The show died when he was let go.

    • @blenderbanana
      @blenderbanana Рік тому +40

      I say the show was over after Rustys arc in Lock-Up(Dove in an iron cage): where he proves, he is a better man.
      Everything after was just hulls.

    • @nepdisc3722
      @nepdisc3722 Рік тому +16

      @@blenderbanana can't really disagree

    • @Roark787
      @Roark787 Рік тому +32

      It's a similar feeling like when your parents get a messy divorce, your bitch of a mom gets full custody even though you had a really decent relationship with your dad, then her new boyfriend comes in and thinks he can replace him wither you like it or not.

    • @blenderbanana
      @blenderbanana Рік тому +25

      @@Roark787 If your worst experience with a step-father was that he wanted to be your Father: then you were incredibly fortunate; whether you unserstand that or not

    • @Roark787
      @Roark787 Рік тому +7

      @@blenderbanana I'm still working on the analogy.

  • @caseytodd7632
    @caseytodd7632 3 роки тому +391

    "Fights begin, fingerprints is took, days are lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
    This really is the only advice you'll ever need.

    • @Jtoob-z5n
      @Jtoob-z5n 3 роки тому +6

      I reckon

    • @sidneyanderson4895
      @sidneyanderson4895 2 роки тому

      @@Jtoob-z5n 1

    • @sidneyanderson4895
      @sidneyanderson4895 2 роки тому +1

      6

    • @jasonkowens6820
      @jasonkowens6820 Рік тому +1

      Wasn't that in response to Early being accused of being a chalky lover? (Dating a white woman)

    • @caseytodd7632
      @caseytodd7632 Рік тому +4

      @@jasonkowens6820 It was when the 2 young fellas came to buy moonshine from Early.. he was explaining the "contamination process."

  • @light819
    @light819 2 роки тому +114

    This show is the only thing that could fill the void after aqua teen hunger Force ended and now it's gone too

    • @invaderHUNK
      @invaderHUNK 2 роки тому +12

      Smiling Friends has a similar energy, I highly recommend it to you

    • @Lucian_Porter-.2006
      @Lucian_Porter-.2006 2 роки тому

      @@invaderHUNK Why is this video deleted?

    • @november9727
      @november9727 Рік тому +3

      @@Lucian_Porter-.2006it’s not deleted but the show canceled because earlys character said some racist shit and replaced his character with Tracey Morgan.

  • @Captureman
    @Captureman 5 місяців тому +8

    Unknown Hinson was THE Early Cuyler. No one can replace him. I'm glad we got 12 seasons with Hinson. Squidbillies forever.

  • @marvinbeasley6346
    @marvinbeasley6346 3 роки тому +186

    “God is gooder than hell” wellllll...technical...yes...

    • @arisaka7790
      @arisaka7790 3 роки тому +13

      As a Christian, I laughed at that

    • @marvinbeasley6346
      @marvinbeasley6346 3 роки тому

      @@arisaka7790 me too

    • @droptherapy2085
      @droptherapy2085 3 роки тому +2

      I have never watched this show seriously except for when it came on adult swim when I was eight and nine years later that is the only episode I remember

    • @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113
      @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 3 роки тому

      The good ol' "technical" land of make believe.

    • @adiofhiowfawjfjalwdfjk1300
      @adiofhiowfawjfjalwdfjk1300 3 роки тому +5

      As opposed to the non-technical land of reality? Did you actually think you were saying something with that, or did you just see God in a sentence, and decide this'd be a good spot to sperg out about your unresolved daddy issues? XD

  • @bantehayes9973
    @bantehayes9973 3 роки тому +128

    That last part alone makes him wiser than me.

  • @BillBraskyy
    @BillBraskyy 3 роки тому +121

    In Early's defense, that is an absolute *SHITE* design for a coffee machine.

    • @sartainja
      @sartainja 2 роки тому +8

      Every time I walk by one of those big commercial Bunn Coffee Makers, I think of Early’s quote: “Coffee don’t fax worth a damn.”

  • @bennygairns2235
    @bennygairns2235 2 роки тому +70

    Early is living a more tranquil life then most people.

  • @MetalFox619
    @MetalFox619 3 роки тому +20

    God is gooder than hell!

  • @charleshales4634
    @charleshales4634 11 місяців тому +11

    I have a friend that introduced me to this. It makes me laugh so hard that it brings tears to my eyes. "Don't touch the trim"!

  • @TheRealK93B
    @TheRealK93B 3 роки тому +74

    “You’s can’t fax coffee worth a damn!” 😂

  • @colinernest3925
    @colinernest3925 3 роки тому +52

    Listen here, the Lord made everything so he must've made this here hat

  • @queenofcats1
    @queenofcats1 Рік тому +6

    Perseverance is my favorite quote of the entire TV series Now double it!!!

  • @avery2041
    @avery2041 Рік тому +10

    I loved watching this at 12 at night. I remember the Christmas ep the most.

  • @svorttsirhc1814
    @svorttsirhc1814 3 роки тому +120

    BRING BACK UNKNOWN HINSON! HE MAKES THE SHOW

    • @theRustynail9
      @theRustynail9 3 роки тому +16

      AMEN

    • @dalehawks6003
      @dalehawks6003 3 роки тому +16

      I haven't seen the show since they took it off cartoon network, are you saying hinson isn't the voice of early anymore? That just cannot be....

    • @svorttsirhc1814
      @svorttsirhc1814 3 роки тому +16

      @@dalehawks6003 Squidbillies creators fired him

    • @dalehawks6003
      @dalehawks6003 3 роки тому +4

      @@svorttsirhc1814 no shit? Do they have someone else doing the voice of early now or something?

    • @svorttsirhc1814
      @svorttsirhc1814 3 роки тому +19

      @@dalehawks6003 at this point we don't even know if Early will be in Squidbillies. I think the show is done without Hinson , bad decision on the creators side.

  • @QuintonRC23
    @QuintonRC23 2 роки тому +13

    "God is gooder than hell!" 😂

  • @kentonsmith3481
    @kentonsmith3481 3 роки тому +71

    The "John Beer" hat is fucking amazing..

  • @SlicedWrist
    @SlicedWrist 3 роки тому +81

    "... Who's bicycle is this?"

    • @tomhanksinbig
      @tomhanksinbig 3 роки тому +3

      I find myself saying this to myself frequently.

    • @RustyAShackleford
      @RustyAShackleford 2 роки тому +1

      "There's only one way to capture the elusive bunfish."

  • @aonoymousandy7467
    @aonoymousandy7467 3 роки тому +50

    I don't need no internet, no sir, not in my life

  • @Zutakameku1
    @Zutakameku1 2 роки тому +11

    Earlys hats are just top tier

  • @brothaclutch984
    @brothaclutch984 3 роки тому +87

    The son is what I picture a young Theo Von to be

  • @FireWaterIce-t7s
    @FireWaterIce-t7s 10 місяців тому +6

    "And the son has done been imparted with the knowledge of the father. 😢" 😂😂😂🎉🎉

  • @cherecrow2333
    @cherecrow2333 3 роки тому +10

    God Is Gooder than Hell

    • @cherecrow2333
      @cherecrow2333 2 роки тому +1

      Dan Hallen sheet rock sheet rock screws. His lab DH is a funny a man without knees kneel s before no one

  • @dingleberryhandpump802
    @dingleberryhandpump802 2 роки тому +9

    "Foller with the simile, what's it on like?"

  • @lensperspective9753
    @lensperspective9753 3 роки тому +15

    It's on like MICHELLE KWAN

  • @HanlonRazor
    @HanlonRazor 3 роки тому +33

    Coffee don’t fax worth a damn

  • @Colonel_RamRod
    @Colonel_RamRod 10 місяців тому +3

    Miss unknown Hinson dude. A great voice actor and musician

  • @todddavis4274
    @todddavis4274 3 роки тому +33

    Jesus shaves? OMG I'm crying. Who comes up with the caps? So funny

    • @Smurf5738
      @Smurf5738 2 роки тому +2

      I always wanted the one that says, "nice legs, what time they open?"

  • @treyowen9213
    @treyowen9213 4 роки тому +50

    Early is so freakin smart.

    • @TheVanillaGorilla913
      @TheVanillaGorilla913 4 роки тому +2

      Early is evidence that when I get called a dumbass redneck, They’re wrong, so I start singing Auburn Sucks

    • @treyowen9213
      @treyowen9213 4 роки тому

      The Vanilla Gorilla who wrote that song?
      Edit: never mind.

    • @MegaKronnik
      @MegaKronnik 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheVanillaGorilla913 Go Seminoles!

    • @zgarner2
      @zgarner2 3 роки тому +3

      Squids are actually a very intelligent species 😂

  • @billyjames7008
    @billyjames7008 4 роки тому +24

    Awww son son just just stop son....... God is gooder than hell

  • @thraxpac7179
    @thraxpac7179 2 роки тому +3

    Best Hat Collection Ever

  • @mikusoxlongius
    @mikusoxlongius Рік тому +3

    I sound more like Early than Tracy Morgan...

  • @Am0rphiz
    @Am0rphiz 3 роки тому +7

    Tuhday weez lernin bout rawks!

  • @bizzyizzy9526
    @bizzyizzy9526 3 роки тому +21

    I would be embarrassed if this show was made in my country 😏
    But I would still watch it 😉

    • @justintanner6652
      @justintanner6652 3 роки тому +8

      Well your country is probably boring. Most likely the reason you are watching American cartoon?

    • @lillianharned1381
      @lillianharned1381 3 роки тому +14

      I live in north georgia where this show is making fun of. It is very accurate.

    • @bizzyizzy9526
      @bizzyizzy9526 3 роки тому +5

      @@lillianharned1381 it's good to make fun of yourself and I take everything too seriously nowadays especially since everyone is now snowflake 😏

    • @joemomma5637
      @joemomma5637 2 роки тому +2

      Nerd

    • @caseyself2134
      @caseyself2134 Рік тому

      Don't feel bad I'm from atl where adult swim is and this show would definitely be embarrassed for people to know your country watches this

  • @demonreacts7816
    @demonreacts7816 Рік тому +1

    2:12
    Early: Now LETS *GET IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
    Sheriff: good lord…..

  • @libertarianmarketsocialist3836

    I like how you can hear Granny groaning in pain in the background of the first clip

  • @Im_With_Stupid
    @Im_With_Stupid Рік тому +1

    The coffee machine was the best one.

  • @GojiraSteve2019
    @GojiraSteve2019 4 роки тому +10

    Who's bicycle is this? And see if that sumbich will fex now

  • @Backyardmech1
    @Backyardmech1 9 місяців тому

    😂 Reminds me of my project manager, plus my supervisor who is cool as hell.

  • @louielouielouee
    @louielouielouee 3 роки тому +14

    Triple axle on your zambonied ice

  • @slash3503
    @slash3503 3 роки тому +5

    who's bicycle is this?

  • @vinniezino6397
    @vinniezino6397 3 місяці тому

    Im so mad what they did to him i loved this show ill never forget it 😂

  • @jamesjoseph6106
    @jamesjoseph6106 2 роки тому +3

    The part when he hops out of the fat girls stomach on the bike cracks me up

  • @holdernewtshesrearin5471
    @holdernewtshesrearin5471 3 роки тому +2

    Muh favorite roack is a ATM roack.
    Very similar to a throwing’ roack but the ATM roack gets muh monies.

  • @hey_its_kev
    @hey_its_kev Рік тому +2

    I won that flashin my tee taws down at pc beach….

  • @unclelum3259
    @unclelum3259 Рік тому +1

    Today wes learning about rawks

  • @merica7291
    @merica7291 Рік тому +2

    Unknown hinson fired for no reason lol.
    Broke the show when they fired him.

  • @RustyRomantic
    @RustyRomantic 3 роки тому +12

    I love leaving a video having learnt something...

  • @TigerKing77
    @TigerKing77 Рік тому +1

    And God made PC Beach 🤘 Panama City Beach Florida

  • @joshuastephens3297
    @joshuastephens3297 3 роки тому +2

    What’s the show

    • @Qban93
      @Qban93 3 роки тому +2

      Squidbillies

  • @shannonbunch1003
    @shannonbunch1003 10 місяців тому

    "See if that some b---h will fax now"
    "It was never able to fax... It's a coffee marker"

    • @lornbaker1083
      @lornbaker1083 9 місяців тому

      You can't fax coffee worth a damn! Every time it rains It's going to run. Yous stupid

  • @johngiles6376
    @johngiles6376 8 місяців тому +1

    I miss squidbillies.

  • @jakegregg2773
    @jakegregg2773 2 роки тому +1

    Bro someone please tell me the episode where herley says you ain’t my daddy do what I want please I’ve looked everywhere me and a buddie laughed our asses off at that scene when we were in middle school but we can’t find it anywhere starting to believe it’s a figment of our imagination

  • @flaccoohno5206
    @flaccoohno5206 2 роки тому +3

    If only the people in the past knew what was coming for season 13.....squidbillies died today.....

    • @Cerinaya
      @Cerinaya 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah it's not the same without Unknown Hinson. Early seemed to be based on the character he portrays when he sings. I've got nothing against Tracy Morgan but he doesn't even bother to put on a southern accent. Early's accent random swears and mispronunciations made him and I'm glad this is the last season and I'm pretty sure it's going to be placed into the same place as season 9 of scrubs.

    • @garystclair7194
      @garystclair7194 2 роки тому +2

      @@Cerinaya couldnt agree with you more

  • @joshuaquinones9760
    @joshuaquinones9760 3 місяці тому

    Oh Yes UA-cam, this is TOTALLY SpongeBob

  • @billyjames7008
    @billyjames7008 4 роки тому +28

    Looks like I was right...About what

  • @crawlspaceboy5575
    @crawlspaceboy5575 Рік тому +1

    I miss Squidbillies!!!

  • @cucumberlarry247
    @cucumberlarry247 11 місяців тому +1

    What a great kids show! I sure hope there's nothing bad in it? Lol

    • @cucumberlarry247
      @cucumberlarry247 11 місяців тому

      Yeah this is just like Howard the Duck

    • @cucumberlarry247
      @cucumberlarry247 11 місяців тому +1

      The whole point is that it looks like a children's show but isn't, there's no point if it actually is for children

    • @cucumberlarry247
      @cucumberlarry247 6 місяців тому +1

      @muhelectionwasstolen7253 I know, I was joking lol
      Also have you seen Happy Tree Friends?

  • @Mr.JerryFefe
    @Mr.JerryFefe 3 роки тому +3

    Lmao 🤣 love it 🤩

  • @MrBrandon9653
    @MrBrandon9653 Рік тому

    I like earl wisdom

  • @josepharagon2874
    @josepharagon2874 10 місяців тому

    Reminds me of McIntosh

  • @metalhorse5000
    @metalhorse5000 6 місяців тому

    I love this show.

  • @Trixiesongzxoxo
    @Trixiesongzxoxo 2 роки тому +1

    Early and all them damn hats 🤣

  • @Smokeyxz
    @Smokeyxz 3 роки тому +2

    It’s on boy!

  • @rizzen4443
    @rizzen4443 3 роки тому +4

    Even better than Bugs Bunny :)

  • @kbaafi
    @kbaafi 3 роки тому +4

    .....Do it anyway

  • @zoemeow7677
    @zoemeow7677 3 роки тому +2

    I love squids are yummy 🍜💖✨

  • @ogdeathbunni7562
    @ogdeathbunni7562 3 роки тому +3

    You got your belt fastened? Uh oh!

  • @trashpanda314
    @trashpanda314 2 роки тому

    Who’s bicycle is this?

  • @knoxvillehermitfreemoviesm3625
    @knoxvillehermitfreemoviesm3625 2 роки тому +1

    i watched season 13 episode and wondered what happened to the guy who does
    early kuylers voice - it sounds bad, like its a different voice actor.

    • @darciedrought3691
      @darciedrought3691 2 роки тому

      The original actor was fired for racist comments. Tracy Morgan voices him now.

    • @garystclair7194
      @garystclair7194 2 роки тому +10

      @@darciedrought3691 nothing against tracy morgan but the voice just doesnt match early like unknown hinson.

    • @darciedrought3691
      @darciedrought3691 2 роки тому

      @@garystclair7194 I totally agree!!

    • @kellymckinney5975
      @kellymckinney5975 2 роки тому

      @@garystclair7194 u betcha!!

  • @charleshales4634
    @charleshales4634 11 місяців тому

    Rusty, on the truck boat truck. "Don't touch the trim".

  • @olivialewis5925
    @olivialewis5925 Рік тому

    They may have been calling Panama City beach PCB forever but it was squidbillies that I got it from! Anyone else like that?

  • @caedgeworth
    @caedgeworth 2 роки тому +1

    Jesus shaves

  • @danisawesome4214
    @danisawesome4214 7 місяців тому

    3:00

  • @fanaticbogey
    @fanaticbogey Рік тому

    I don't need no internet...

  • @christopherhaynes8101
    @christopherhaynes8101 Рік тому

    The elusive bun fish

  • @eastsidepeezy7514
    @eastsidepeezy7514 2 роки тому +4

    Whose here after the Murder of Early CUYLER. RIP SQUIDBILLIES

  • @Harleyrider69
    @Harleyrider69 2 роки тому

    I am very wise

  • @xtraveller8596
    @xtraveller8596 2 роки тому +1

    1:42

  • @p1vsworld614
    @p1vsworld614 Рік тому

    It's on.... 1:51

  • @derply5823
    @derply5823 3 роки тому +2

    splatoon

  • @Abi-hu1eh
    @Abi-hu1eh 6 місяців тому

    We do have an extra bone in our body that makes us smarter tho

  • @Just_Danna
    @Just_Danna Рік тому

    Omg! Wtf!? Why have I never seen or heard of this?! 🤣

  • @joemama8341
    @joemama8341 3 роки тому +5

    Thats how I learned what a tooth was

  • @callmekhalilio1469
    @callmekhalilio1469 2 роки тому

    nostalgia 😂

  • @stevenmedina9535
    @stevenmedina9535 4 місяці тому

    AUGH son

  • @purpleguylovesfnaf9319
    @purpleguylovesfnaf9319 2 роки тому

    1:42 is funny

  • @TigerKing77
    @TigerKing77 Рік тому +2

    Rusty piss on that rabbit if he dies I'm your Daddy 😆

  • @jf13579
    @jf13579 2 роки тому

    Per-severance 🗿

  • @matthewtompkins3838
    @matthewtompkins3838 Рік тому

    Damn ball eagles

  • @kbaafi
    @kbaafi 3 роки тому

    all kinds of rawks

  • @kaynefryday6637
    @kaynefryday6637 9 місяців тому

    😂🤣😂

  • @EdwardRatliff
    @EdwardRatliff 3 роки тому +2

    It’s Earl Lee or Early

  • @bloodfinger644
    @bloodfinger644 2 роки тому

    Whooooo!

  • @elbisnopserton9052
    @elbisnopserton9052 Рік тому

    MTG

  • @lowenjennings
    @lowenjennings Рік тому

    3:17-3:40
    a bit ironic, isn't it?

  • @zazoom4907
    @zazoom4907 Рік тому

    Unknown Hinson is the one true Early.

  • @richardtuholsky4028
    @richardtuholsky4028 2 роки тому

    🍦🍦🍦Let’s go brandon 🍦🍦🍦👠

  • @RicklessSanchez
    @RicklessSanchez Рік тому

    Because he Drop out forever that what sup. Their no school for him.