Tim Hawkins - Wrong Psalm
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- Опубліковано 16 сер 2023
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You're never gonna see that verse cross stitched on a pillow 😂😂😂
Do you know how to cross stitch? If so, yuu can send it to him, LOL!
@@valeriewhite1459 Oh my gosh that's a great idea I don't know how to cross stitch but I should totally learn I know some people that could teach me
Not until now. 😅
LoL!!!
Now you can buy a pillow with that verse online
Verse 5 would have been good, too. It says "My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness." lol
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Good point 🤣
Proof that the good Lord has a sense of humor! 😂
Agreed!! ❤😂😂😂😂
The Platypus is proof of THAT! lol ❤
@@robbymounce5764yes! I literally tell that to people all the time, haha!
My favorite verse is Proverbs 25:16: "If you find honey, eat just enough. Too much of it, and you shall vomit."
Just because it's so weird to find in The Bible. :)
He knew that Tim was looking for material for his show. 😂
I laughing sooooo much! The KJV: Psalm 38:7. For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease: and there is no soundness in my flesh. Doesn’t make it any better!😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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And how many prayer groups were started to pray for Tim's loins.
I can imagine a coupe people started praying at home that his loin pains were serious😂😂
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😂😂😂 true that brother
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“Never gonna see that verse cross stitched” well you are now! I’m the queen of snarky cross stitch 😂you just gave me the idea of the century!
Glad to be of service.
I will buy it from you 😊
I need to see it 😂😂
@@christopherlawrence8539 I agree. I hope she makes a video about it and post the link here.
I would've been like "I think Tim must've written the wrong verse. Unless he's asking us to pray about his disease?" Too funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard that it was getting difficult to breathe. Tim always delivers!
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist1 Already have bro :)
Me too! I’ve watched it multiple times and laugh so hard each time.
It was really funny I never heard of this guy but I like it.
Reading this as I'm pausing to catch my breath🤣
I thought you were exaggerating until the punchline hit 😂
Tim,
Today was a really bad day for me and my family. And I know you may never read this, but if you do, just know how deeply we appreciate you and your comedy. Laughter is so important, and sometimes finding anything in life to laugh at is really hard. But on this very day which was rough for my family, this clip was also posted. And not only that, it’s one of my favorite TH bits ever!
Thank you, Tim and family, for the great comedy, the wonderful podcast, and everything else you do. You don’t know me, but I think by now you know you have indeed made a difference in the lives of others, including my family.
Thanks again,
A Family from Michigan
Wow. That's crazy that yours is the first comment I see. Most of my friends are in Michigan because I went to college there! I'll be praying for you and your family during this difficult time. Humor is definitely helpful in life, especially during trials. I went through a really hard time emotionally tonight and I played this clip. It helped so much!
A fellow Christ follower from Ohio
Been 6 days but I am praying for you now. God is amazing and He truly answers prayers. To Him who is in Heaven I give all the glory for loving us through all our days on this earth. Surround this family with your undeniable presence...may they confidently approach the throne of God and know their faith in you is the assurance that you will work out all things. We love you Lord and pray this in Jesus name-Amen!
Hugs and prayers for endurance and comfort in Jesus name ✝️
Guys, Here is our Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER (Genesis 1) HIMSELF was Who they Crucified/Pierced for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
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Come on dude. You’re a comedian. Everybody that got that autograph just thought you were being funny. 😂😂🙏
That’s what I said!! I would’ve thought it was intentionally funny. It’s Tim Hawkins 😂
Y'all know it was just a story, right?
I went to a Baptist college. Can't drink, can't smoke, can't go to movies, can't do more than hold hands. What else were we going to do besides find the most inappropriate ways to quote scripture?
It's even funnier knowing it WASN'T intentional! 🤣
this bit was hilarious though
He basically told everyone he has a STDs lmao 🤣 😂
I just love this guy, he is packed with multiple talents. He can sing, he can play instruments, a performer, comedian. I watched him live few years ago in a church in our town, i was 8 months pregnant and went with a friend. The church was packed and the laughter was so loud that I kept getting kicked by my baby inside 😁😀 It was really a fun night.
Those signatures are probably worth a pretty penny!
I laughed so hard I was crying! Jesus got jokes!!!! 😂 Thank you for sharing God’s gift of laughter through you. So funny!!😂😂😂
Totally going to get this cross-stitched on a pillow
I am crying in laughter 😂 Can’t wait to see you live again.
3:27 The "lions disease" gets even better. My sides are hurting!! ROTFL 😂🤣💀
*loins
One of my favorite stories 😂
God wanted to bless you with this hilarious joke and relatable testimony! God has a sense of humor
God blesses people will jokes? Can you even show one single scripture from Genesis to Revelations that any men of God made jokes about God/faith? Can you even show one irrefutably scripture that proves God has a sense of humor?
Guy who wrote Psalms: God, why do you want me to write this?
God: Trust me, one day it will pay off.
Omgosh lighten up @@tymz-r-achangin
@@tymz-r-achangin proverbs 17:22A joyful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Ps. Lighten up
The past two weeks have been so hard for me but this gave me a huge laugh! Thank you Tim!
What was wrong? I hope it passed. 🙏 Truthfully. Here's to hoping your woes turn into a much lighter load. 😊
Same....I REALLY needed this 😂😂😂
Don't drink tea when watching Tim!
This is one of my favorites. I was just thinking of this story recently. Too funny.
I am laughing so hard! I couldn't even finish watching it because of the tears running down my face!
Hubby sent this to me and I put it on as I was sweeping with a hand brush under a desk. I laughed so hard, I couldn't see through the tears, my side cramped and my husband came running because he thought I'd hurt myself.
Ty for the laugh!😅
Hopefully some of them might have thought he got it mixed up with 37:8 “Cease from anger, and forsake wrath; Do not fret-it only causes harm.”
🤣 This insert reminds me of a story a guy told me many years ago. He was very in love and in a steady relationship with a girl for a few years. One day out of the blue she told him she needed to "take a break" (we all know what that means).
Obviously he was very heartbroken and for days he kept praying and asking God to bring her back. Then God very clearly told him "Proverbs 5:8"...
Elated he hurridly opened his Bible to Proverbs 5:8 and read... "Keep your way far from her,and do not go near the door of her house"...
Needles to say, they never got back together again.
This was incredible! Wow
Every Dad probably thought you were trolling…well done sir, well done
I had tears and a full belly laugh 😂 THNX, I needed that ❤
I've seen this multiple times and i still laugh so hard I'm in tears 😂😂😂
I had to look up that verse..what a verse to pick..😂😂😂
Same! I always want to check verse references for myself!
You kept them laughing even after they were home!😂😂😂
Love this! Needed this today and I have never heard of this phenomenal comedian-The Lord has a sense of humour! Have a migraine but instead of taking a pain killer I watched this and laughed so loud I woke up my grandson! Thank You & God Bless!
Who else LOVES Tim Hawkins? 😂 🤣
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You know there was also, someone else who looked the verse up when they got home and thought something like...."wow, oh man that is so deep....obviously a metaphor for..........uh........um......wow, that is just so deep and insightful that I just can't put words to it!"
And someone else who looked it up and thought "yeah my favorite verses are all the funny ones too."
Like ecclesiastes 2:17 "therefore I hated life..."
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One of those hundred have a job that does not require full attention. So they spent hours trying to understand the deeper meaning.
@@TheFredmac 🤣🤣Absolutely!
Guys, Here is our Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER (Genesis 1) HIMSELF was Who they Crucified/Pierced for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
I bet God gathered all the Angels and saints of heaven at that precise moment, and pointing down to Tim Hawkins said " I've waited a loooooong time for this moment .....pure comedic brilliance..... watch this!"
I’d like to see Seinfeld have coffee with Hawkins
I laughed so embarrassingly hard at this. Thanks Tim
Seriously one of my top if not my favorite bits from Tim Hawkins!!!!
This is a true story! When I was a school bus driver in Wasilla, AK, I had a Christian brother and sister who rode regularly. I noticed the personalized license plate on the parents' car. I asked them what it meant. I thought it was a scripture verse, but it was the birthday of the boy who rode my bus. It said, "Mark 5 25". Look it up. You'll get a laugh!
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Sort of the female version of Tim's verse
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Now that's funny I don't care who you are!! LOL 🤣🤣🤣
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I still laugh at this so hard my face hurts!
Laughed so hard I drooled m. First time that’s ever happened!
Funniest man ever! I'm so glad Tim finds the humor in our struggle to honor our Savior.
Another translation says he has a painful back and no health in his body. No mention of loins, which would be the front side of a back pain. Women know about front and back pain...every month.
Tim is the best😂😂😂
Yes! Love this moment right here! Finally, I can find and watch it easily!
This is one of my favourite bits, every time I watch it I laugh like it's the first time😂😂😂
Perfect verse for comedian.
And they will keep that picture forever and laugh!
lol ‼️ I haven’t laughed, snorted and cried this hard in I don’t know how long!!🤣😂 I needed that!!
The lord does love a good laugh
Classic Tim. 😂
This has become a thing where I work. Instantly makes a bad shift good.
Would love to see more videos from you!!
It doesn't matter how many times I see this skit...never gets old.
Hopefully, some people read that verse from the NIV bible. It just mentions back pain.
Thanks for that great laugh fella.
I was like "Jesus i just need to laugh on my break. " the Lord provides😂😂😂
I laughed so hard, I was 😂 just what I needed today!
At least you’re a comedian and they could just think you wrote that as a joke
Those will be worth more than any other some day.😅
Don't act like that isn't the perfect verse to tell someone who won't look it up till later.
“Don’t bother coming.” 😂 Love Katie on the pod.
Whenever i introduce people to Tim Hawkins, i always use the "things you dont say to you're wife" the yoga pants song and this skit as they NEVER fail to make me laugh.
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!
I watched this 3 times trying to figure out what it had to do with plasma
😅🤣😂😂🤣😅 that was awesome, God bless...
Well I just died of laughter 😂
This was from the 90s. I went to see Tim live at a church in Colorado Springs. It was awesome. I never laughed so hard. 😂😂😂
I shook that perverts hand 😂💀
This is beyond hysterical!!!
Thanks man! That did it!
That’s Gods sense of humour 😂
So hilarious!!!!
I used to watch this from a different performance on UA-cam over and over.
I told this story to my cabin at a Christian camp once and all the boys were giggling. They laughed even harder when I re-created: "Some of you do not get that- BEHOLD, I HAVE A PAINFUL DISEASE IN MY SKIN!*"
*I said skin instead of loins to ensure that they would get the joke.
Laughed so hard!!
keep it up man
That’s been my favorite for a long while, too! What a surprise to hear you say it.
I came across this randomly and almost spit my tea out. Kudos
I've been watching Christian comedians all morning. I've been chuckling and giggling. This one broke me! I haven't laughed so much in decades! 😂
God bless tim hawkins❤❤
I had to spit my water back into my cup because I was about to choke! 😆😆
This is awesome, my wife and I were a the Hospital for eight hours and after that we arrived at home at 12:12am and as my son and I snacked on food we listened to this and we were laughing hysterically when he told about his favorite verse and signing his signature with his favorite verse 😂😂😂
Thank You Tim Hawkins, we needed a good laugh.
You helped us out.
God Bless You Brother.
Oh my gosh I am in tears of laughter
You make me cry!😅😂
oh geeze!! that maxe me laugh, i needed that humor!! we are all too serious and even JESUS laughed.
we need to be jouful and laugh!!😂😂😂
The Lord was just reinforcing his divine calling to comedy with that one!
Tim, I confess I had to pause the video and look up the psalm, as I didn't recognize it. I am going through a stressful patch right now. It started over a week ago, and it just seems like every time I turn around, I have another 3 tasks added to my list of things to do by noon. I read the psalm, and I laughed and laughed. Tears and I can't breathe kind of laughter. The Lord truly works in mysterious ways. I hope it really does become your favorite psalm, as a merry heart really does good like medicine. 😂
Just got this video recommended and ROTFL! I am clearly going to seek out more of your stuff!
Omg I lol so hard I snorted multiple times.😂😂😂
But being a comedian it worked out perfectly
That is so funny! I laughed out loud
This is just TOO funny
LOL. That was a good skit. I was rolling.
I laughed til I cried!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
That’s hilariously relatable!!
I’m crying laughing
Two and a half years ago I had surgery for bladder cancer. So far so good. If it ever returns, I'm cross stitching this on a pillow. 😛
I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard
God bless tim hawkins
O, KJV, how we adore thee for thy comedic nuggets wheneth we forgeteth thine chapters and verses!