Schit really changed the name to “Schlatt & Co” only to make the first upload a solo stream. Whats next? A let’s play channel whose first upload is a vlog?
when i saw the thumbnail i was like “how tf is this video 41 minutes long it’s who wants to be a millionaire” but upon seeing the 20 yr old questions i retract my statement
Did Schlatt really say TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS is a monthly wage for some people? Believe it or not Schlap, even 2000 dollars is a monthly wage for some people! :D
I am blown away that people still text and drive. I'm not a saint, I'll pull my phone out to check traffic or change songs, but at least I do it when I know I'll be stuck at a light for a minute. I rode with a friend and he was actively TEXTING PEOPLE when we're traveling 60 mph on a highway. Never stepping in his car again
Who wants to be a millionaire, but it’s only against billionaires and every wrong answer they are forced to either pay their taxes or give it away to the audience
him not knowing about Florence Nightingale the og nurse is wild. she’s the second biggest part of the start of healthcare/medicine right after bacteria. Without her, I doubt American medicine would’ve made it this far.
bro texting and driving JUST came out when this game came out. went from saying it's a 20 year old game to forgetting it's a 20 year old game in minutes😂
Schlagg got so embarrassed about his pretty lipstick that he changed the channel name
"am I side-piping went crazzyyyy
"You got a pretty mouth."
he blew the kool-aid man, wdym?
@@frankieverminthank you for appreciating my contribution to stream 🥲 my proudest moment
You cant hide that you changed the channel name so you wouldnt get a play button with "Schlagg" on it Mr Jared schloiteres.
you can’t hide how you saw the blue guy with one eye say that and posted it again
his name is not Jared
@@mansgotplans did see that comment but also thought of it by watching the other video soooooooo
@@FUNKYPINKU Thought it was considering the one video he made with anthony pedillia recently
Very sly
“Schlatt” the type of guy to change his name from Schlagg to Schlatt and Co.
Fr
It just sounds really corporate
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@@rockinggamerdude that's the point
Remember Schlatt, 99.9% of gamblers quit before their big break.
99', eh?
Schlagg*
Did you know that 99% of gamblers bust before they win? (blackjack reference)
House always wins
You can only lose 100% of your money but you can win a gazillion % of potential money
The Kool-Aid man had Schlatt goin “Oh noo, Oooh Noo” till he went “OoOOooOhhhHhH YEeaAaHH” all over his face
Are you describing sex?
@@lidudley3000something much more divine
@@user-ow2cs7fb5l so it's sex just much much more divine
hey shlart i just schlummed all over my schleen
Bruhhh
wild
google offered to translate this but nothing happened.
I shlummed in my shart
creammmyyyyyy yum yum
Schlatt giving the Kool-Aid man the vacuum cleaner treatment is one of the funniest things I've ever imagined.
You mean Shladadindago
Schlagg was just a fragment of your imagination
a schlaggment
‘Twas never real. Merely a dream of thine own creation
"I Schlart on my pants" never fails to amaze me with his atrocities in '99
fr this time “RIP SCHLAGG”
Schit really changed the name to “Schlatt & Co” only to make the first upload a solo stream. Whats next? A let’s play channel whose first upload is a vlog?
1:20 broo his laugh synced with the music
What the freak it did
I cant unhear it now
Someone in the chat said “schizophrenia RP’ and they deserve recognition, but I’m too lazy to rewind, so kudos to you, person
when i saw the thumbnail i was like “how tf is this video 41 minutes long it’s who wants to be a millionaire” but upon seeing the 20 yr old questions i retract my statement
That shade looks nice, but I think a nice azure blue would look even better
i think pitch green would be pretty nice
28:52 half your fanbase probably isn't even old enough to recognize the =3 transition
i only know him from the jacksfilms parody
Schlatt never fails to make me scream in terror as the life drains out of my eyes
Schlatt never fails to make me cream in terror as the life drains out of my eyes
@@SpagzFunny BAD
@@SpagzFunnyGOOD
@@SpagzFunny NEUTRAL
Everyone unsub until he changes it back to schlagg. DO NOT LET HIM GET THAT PLAY BUTTON
22:50 when im at a party and release a baloon i filled without tying it
LMAO
So specific 😭😭
Did Schlatt really say TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS is a monthly wage for some people? Believe it or not Schlap, even 2000 dollars is a monthly wage for some people! :D
Schlapp, it’s ok to want to wear lipstick, but you can’t deny you’re wearing lipstick when we say you are.
I actually love that he is bringing back this series, I like the new stuff but those old videos have made me laugh the hardest I have in a while
god ive been loving the wii videos recently, really missed them. also love what schlatt did in 1999
Me, when I am wearing a lipstick but trying to convince my homies I'm not: 0:34
I am blown away that people still text and drive. I'm not a saint, I'll pull my phone out to check traffic or change songs, but at least I do it when I know I'll be stuck at a light for a minute. I rode with a friend and he was actively TEXTING PEOPLE when we're traveling 60 mph on a highway. Never stepping in his car again
Schlatt's little glance at the camera at 23:52 is funny asf
why did he do that
First Schlatt, now Schlagg. He was so young, rest in peace😢
Ah, yes, "1-2, Buckle My Shoe", a famous nursery rhyme used to teach counting to ten, does not go up to 7 or 8, as those are higher than 9 and 10
38:45 I just- I just love the space between y and o in your
Everytime i think I’m finally schlane Schlitoris upload his schlideo and then I’m going schlinsane, and my schlizophrenia is back
schlol
Schlucks to be you
I’m schlightly conschlerned
Damb. Shlagg blew through these questions faster then he blew the koolaid man.
HAHAHAHAHA
22:07
schlatt gave the koolaid man some hypertongue
Dude, nice shades. Good job on the fashion statement my guy!
Love the rebrand big guy, it'll be awesome to see that play button. (But it would be kinda funny if they preemptively made one with the Schlagg name)
"Schlatt and Co." screaming about Swizzle sticks has to be the funniest thing I've seen all week.
I love how he was his own fan account for years and then just started posting here
What
I think he bought the channel from the fan who started it
"I know what you did, and I know where you live."
~I know what you did last summer ep. 7: I still have no clue what you're up to this tuesday
Who wants to be a millionaire, but it’s only against billionaires and every wrong answer they are forced to either pay their taxes or give it away to the audience
"A dark shade of black??? Wouldn't that just be grey??" WHAT SCHLATT NO
Schlatt unknowingly listing an actual star wars show is crazy to me idk why
shlugg entering his "finnster" era, and im proud of him for coming out 😁😁
Catholic Schlart was quick with that "stations of the cross" thing.
that red 40 be buzzin
38:13 how does bro only have a normal level of diastolic blood pressure??? im worried.
Normal diastolic is below 80 lil bro
@@AnonymousNorm sorry big man google fucked me over or i was tired asf
Great video shart!
RIP channel SCHLAGG
Fun fact: My uncle ran the lighting for the production of Bones
17:50 How to Train Your Dragon is so good, the series and movie shows are even better
The fact it was Smii7y’s “Good” flavor of gsupps that led to “lipstick boy” makes this even funnier
that lipstick is the perfect shade for you jared shart 🫶
Jschlatt showing his GenZ cred
35:14 you literally said that on episode 17 of Chuckle Sandwitch
When schlatt first pointed at the window, I thought he was gonna make an elmo reference and pull Mr. Noodle through the thing or something
him not knowing about Florence Nightingale the og nurse is wild. she’s the second biggest part of the start of healthcare/medicine right after bacteria. Without her, I doubt American medicine would’ve made it this far.
My rammie is almost here, I WILL, inform him about the incident and what he is truly capable of.
Boba 10:12: And Jesus said, "There's a price on your head....and I'm here to collect."
the camera moving everytime he moves feels weird but at the same time it´s cool 🤣
I love that chat figured out how to tell him the answer by only using emotes
It seems like „Schlatt‘s“ target has changed from women to men since 1999
( the lipstick is a trap)
26:21 you got every single one wrong, besides combos, Funyuns are Rings or circles, and bugles are like cones or something
bro texting and driving JUST came out when this game came out. went from saying it's a 20 year old game to forgetting it's a 20 year old game in minutes😂
FunKibbles456 the type of guy to change his name to Schlatt then to Time to Smile then to Schlagg then to Schlatt and Co
"Schlatt" the type of guy to make a snippy remark at a buttinsky
finally the first one who actually watched the video until the very end, it was a life changing experience.
nice shade, and brilliant job on the fashion statement
How the hell does schlurp not know who Florence Nightingale is?!
Schlanal never fails to hold me at gun point and fill me up with his content 🥰
i CANNOT believe schlagg was changed. Schlagg was one of the best names ever.
Fun fact, you can use Gwyneth Paltrow's candle as a sensor for the wii-mote, instead of the sensor bar.
I love the lipstick shade schlatt 😍💖
Did you kiss your mother with that mouth?
“WHO IS FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE?? WHO CARES ABOUT HER?” and thought we didn’t know who that was either
Despite his best efforts, “Schmorgasbord” couldn’t hide the fact he gave the schloppy to the kool-aid man
22:11 they were around back in the cowboy times and would be robbed all the time so they hired guns to join them delivering money
That =3 transition did something in my brain.
Schlink never fails to try to make us forget what he did on that tragic day.
RIP schlagg you will be missed
I love that the chat is full of "HI JARED" since the Antony interview
RIP Schlagg
the santa fe one really pissed me off YOU'RE IN TEXAS BRO IT'S RIGHT THERE
32:07 I read to kill a mocking bird in like 4-5th grade. Like we didn't have the option not to read it.
17:16 the guy that said Canes in 7 must be having a really bad day rn
return to schlagg
Imagine making a drink for streamers that colors your lips so you have an easy segway to an ad drop
33:54 The cat's name is GREED?
schlungus is the type of schlim to schlem on the schlagg
can't believe schlutzpah threw that hard
I’ll always be a Schlagghead at heart
Absolutely loving the Pitch Green content
slag is actually entertaining to watch when he's going through alcohol withdrawal symptoms
I really like the question that the thumbnail poses. I think murders and homicides could have taken place in 1999 but I can't say for sure
Rip Schlagg 😔
yall gotta get sleep deprived for Smarty Pants. that game fucks
it's so cool that 'schlatt' knows how to gamble
i love that schlatt matched his lipstick to his gamer supps!!!
Finally a reference from what terrible accident happened in the 99's
he blew the cool aid man
so proud of "Schlatt" taking care of his "health".
schlingel schlop when are we getting that gaming microwave episode
Holy shit the ray william Johnson transition actually made me go back in time 14 years
I’m actually a supertaster, so it was really interesting to see that question pop up lol
(I also MET Wolfgang Puck while in LA so that’s cool too)
Northern lion smart? What?