Human Coin Pusher - Jerma Plays Saints Row 2 (Long Edit)

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  • @wsmith7918
    @wsmith7918 11 місяців тому +390

    This stream is hilarious bc it really has 2018-19 jerma stream vibes until the moment he mentions the debt about halfway thru

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 10 місяців тому +46

      I swear jerma had banger after banger stream from 2017 to 2019

    • @wsmith7918
      @wsmith7918 10 місяців тому +30

      @@BananaPhoPhilly love every jerma era but that one will always be special to me

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 10 місяців тому

      @@wsmith7918same here

    • @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel
      @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel 2 місяці тому

      Being a newer jerma viewer invokes a similar feeling to stumbling on a franchise that's been going for decades or a dead MMO.
      That being the feeling of missing out. I wish I was here, instead I was wasting my time getting pushed down a political pipeline by ""commentary channels"" and becoming an alcoholic.

  • @Yanobam
    @Yanobam 8 місяців тому +158

    jerma: I’m gonna make myself
    jerma 30 seconds later: should I make the head a gravy boat???

  • @nicksterpick
    @nicksterpick Рік тому +209

    breaking: Adam Driver to put on 200 pounds to prepare for "Saints Row" film.

  • @ericwitney5086
    @ericwitney5086 10 місяців тому +90

    Dan Schnieder runs thhrough the city causing mayhem

    • @vgamedude12
      @vgamedude12 3 місяці тому +3

      Dan the Footman Schneider

  • @lampshade6579
    @lampshade6579 11 місяців тому +98

    "We can't go too overboard with this, we have to live with this for the rest of the game."
    Immediately makes this most horrifying thing whose photons have ever imprinted onto my eyes.

  • @KpatTX
    @KpatTX Рік тому +92

    Man I remember watching this stream live, Christmas time 2021 had so many great Jerma streams

    • @deqa
      @deqa 11 місяців тому +12

      Yeah, just like with XQC, it's now all Twitch sponsor stream games versus the OG emulated stuff that Jerma used to play, the bounty system singlehandedly killed Twitch in terms of watchability. I get why Jerma is retiring. Why would you continue streaming games if they're all sponsored and it's $ per viewer you get watching a sponsored game versus something you enjoy playing that you aren't being paid for? Eg, Roller Coaster Tycoon or discovering a new game and showing it off to your stream.

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 10 місяців тому +1

      @@deqaWait he’s retiring? Is that true? I haven’t watched Jerma’s new stuff since around this stream.

    • @gravenightghoul
      @gravenightghoul 10 місяців тому +7

      @@BananaPhoPhilly He's "soft retiring" basically he's not going to be doing as many streams but most if all are going to be streams he wants to do like weird games, taste testing, fun little events for himself. I think he's also going to avoid sponsored streams? It's basically just slowing down for his health.

  • @ChewyTwee
    @ChewyTwee 11 місяців тому +79

    Idk why he’s so scared of killing pedestrians 😭 the game is literally giving him bonus points for it and he’s like “OH MY GOD CHAT I DIDNT MEAN IT!!!”

    • @pinkmoon0
      @pinkmoon0 6 місяців тому +12

      Jerma is a very contrarian man. In true crime: streets of NY, he was punished for killing pedestrians. In response, he went on rampaging killing sprees. Now in this game, he is rewarded for his actions; but hates doing it. He also has killed people in real life and, despite the months of chase given by the cops and certain death penalty, he still continues to kill. I am his next victim. Help m

    • @gravenightghoul
      @gravenightghoul Місяць тому +2

      @@pinkmoon0 It's funny you say this cause this is shown even more with his Hitman streams. If the game tells him "Hey, you lose points for doing this." he wants to challenge the system no matter what the cost.

  • @ChewyTwee
    @ChewyTwee 11 місяців тому +38

    I’ve watched this video like 12 times already, def one of the best Jerma streams. The Christmas music is so surreal

  • @Ricky-pr5wz
    @Ricky-pr5wz 9 місяців тому +24

    29:16 "im just an old lady...he fucking bought it" after the cop shoots him 5 times in the chest

  • @cram-jh1fw
    @cram-jh1fw 10 місяців тому +53

    god his character looks like he got kicked in the teeth and then an anvil fell on his head

    • @_marcy3291
      @_marcy3291 6 місяців тому +3

      karkat vantas

    • @cram-jh1fw
      @cram-jh1fw 6 місяців тому +1

      @@_marcy3291 paint your ceiling pink and red

    • @himbolover69
      @himbolover69 4 місяці тому

      @@cram-jh1fwso true Karkat

    • @brokereigns
      @brokereigns 3 місяці тому +1

      @@cram-jh1fwugly painting pattern

    • @deejorno
      @deejorno 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@cram-jh1fwfriendliest homestuck commentor

  • @moresnackspls
    @moresnackspls 6 місяців тому +6

    When he crouches at 27:07 he looks like a Bionicle Bohrok.

  • @thecolourrose9022
    @thecolourrose9022 10 місяців тому +16

    Gorlax the destroyer

  • @niyahreeves8878
    @niyahreeves8878 Місяць тому

    I love listening to jerma videos while I’m studying, didn’t even realize this video was 2hrs long

  • @LukeZuniga
    @LukeZuniga 10 місяців тому +12

    One of the best psycho clips ever 1:38:54
    I'm laughing so hard my back is killing me!

  • @N7niko
    @N7niko 10 місяців тому +8

    That’s big Ed. No one can convince me otherwise.

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment Рік тому +10

    why is "who" and "why" the only question that comes to mind whenever he meets an NPC (in saints row nonetheless!)
    Like I'm watching WITH you grandma, we both don't know!

  • @maxwell_edison
    @maxwell_edison 19 днів тому

    When Jerma found the Blackjack machine, we both let out an immediate verbal "Oh no.."

  • @juicedemon19
    @juicedemon19 11 місяців тому +7

    Thx 4 these long edits, bro. These are my favorite dose of Jerma

  • @2fortsmostwanted
    @2fortsmostwanted 3 місяці тому +2

    Jerma while being pursued by police for driving a car full of hostages off a bridge into a river: *stops in a boutique to do some light clothes shopping*

  • @augustusfren133
    @augustusfren133 7 місяців тому +3

    I wish I could see jerma’s reaction to the mission where you put maero’s girlfriend in her car’s trunk and place her in the vip spot. 🥺

  • @Erbio69
    @Erbio69 11 місяців тому +3

    These edits are great, thank you so much

  • @compookiie
    @compookiie 8 місяців тому +2

    I'm so glad he did the laugh-out-loud walker bit

  • @Scrimple
    @Scrimple Рік тому +13

    hell yeah 😎 hope you do a part 2 bc these streams were hilarious

  • @TheRealRusDaddy
    @TheRealRusDaddy 7 місяців тому +3

    Wow i heard about being busted but ive never seen it like 47:30 happen before

  • @lailabear
    @lailabear 9 місяців тому +4

    the ludwig + qtcinderella christmas cover 😭😭😭😭😭 i love that song

  • @Terriblyawfulshows
    @Terriblyawfulshows Рік тому +8

    Is that the ludwig christmas album

  • @KaoticViber
    @KaoticViber 11 місяців тому +15

    This was my childhood game and I'm so glad I got to see Adam driver play it!
    (PS: who the hell was that psycho screaming the whole time? Wasn't that guy doing 30-life?)

  • @DrPeculiar312
    @DrPeculiar312 11 місяців тому +4

    God this stream is so funny,

  • @SagaraUrz
    @SagaraUrz 9 місяців тому +1

    Women would love that guy at concerts.

  • @jeffieff905
    @jeffieff905 10 місяців тому +5

    24:16 why did that guy start throwing it back?

  • @stratifacations8377
    @stratifacations8377 10 місяців тому +9

    1:29:11 I'm dying at this, it's like he pulled an Uncle Grandpa skit and said "I'm glad I'm not that guy!"

    • @Rivulets048
      @Rivulets048 5 місяців тому +2

      The audience overlap between jerma and uncle grandpa makes alot of sense

  • @ninepearlfangs
    @ninepearlfangs 2 місяці тому

    Hippocratic oaf

  • @adrain182
    @adrain182 10 місяців тому +1

    How does he miss the hitman targets on the map everytime

  • @BirchandBright
    @BirchandBright 10 місяців тому

    1:30 despair of the endless

  • @Korban99
    @Korban99 4 місяці тому +1

    Looks like the sister from my 600 lb life 😂

  • @t1maggedon
    @t1maggedon 11 місяців тому +1

    1:39:48

  • @watpronouncedwot
    @watpronouncedwot Рік тому +1

    dumptruck edit Pog

  • @crispychicken5495
    @crispychicken5495 11 місяців тому +4

    Fat phobic content! I am contacting my lawyer!

  • @Eredeana
    @Eredeana 11 місяців тому +17

    how can he talk this much about the textures of snacks and not know he's on the spectrum

    • @dauntlessduck7641
      @dauntlessduck7641 11 місяців тому +5

      He knows he has adhd he’s talked abt it before

    • @Eredeana
      @Eredeana 11 місяців тому +6

      @@dauntlessduck7641 not really the spectrum i mean lol

    • @EvilYoutubePoop
      @EvilYoutubePoop 11 місяців тому +8

      @@EredeanaYeah i actually was thinking that myself, jerma displays several autistic qualities that are slight but still noticeable in his behavior

    • @LuckerStomp
      @LuckerStomp 11 місяців тому

      ⁠@@EvilUA-camPoop Shut up

    • @Pactastic042
      @Pactastic042 26 днів тому

      ADHD is just diet autism​@@Eredeana

  • @RockLegend2A
    @RockLegend2A Рік тому +21

    I don't get what it was that made Jerma so (self-)conscious about killing random people in this game. In any other game, he runs over pedestrians like it's the only way he can feel happy, but, for some reason starting when they were clearing out the underground for the new crib at the start of the game, he got really, really defensive about killing the squatters. Then, around 1:18:00, he's bothered about strippers in the club getting shot, too.
    Like, on the one hand, yeah, a good person wouldn't put those people in harm's way and would be careful about who they kill, but the Boss is a drug-pushing, pimping, mass-murdering sociopath. I don't know what misled Jerma into thinking he should behave in this game.

    • @thearchitect5405
      @thearchitect5405 11 місяців тому +8

      It's just a joke.

    • @RockLegend2A
      @RockLegend2A 11 місяців тому +3

      @@thearchitect5405 An action having funny results and an action being done with the intention of making you laugh are not necessarily the same thing. In this instance, I don't think him trying to spare civilians is a joke, he's imposing a restriction on himself purposefully. It just happens to have funny results.

    • @AdamKlownzinger
      @AdamKlownzinger 11 місяців тому +3

      It’s virtue signaling; like with all virtue signaling it is unsettling and incorrect as you aptly point out

    • @RockLegend2A
      @RockLegend2A 11 місяців тому +2

      @@AdamKlownzinger Ehhh, I dunno, 'cause it's not like he's calling attention to the fact that he's doing it. I think that, at some point while he was killing the squatters, a chatter pointed out that they were "innocent" people who were just living there, and Jerma got self-conscious about it, but it's just odd. I don't think it would necessarily be the first time he's ever virtue-signaled, if it were, but I don't think this is an instance.

    • @UseZapCannon
      @UseZapCannon 11 місяців тому

      I think part of him worries it's "lowbrow" to be the Funny Haha Sicko Killing Spree Guy in crime sandbox games like this

  •  10 днів тому

    Jerma loves killing civilians in Sleeping Dogs but feels sad killing civilians in Saints Row 2? Jerma confirmed Racist? 😂

  • @borko8325
    @borko8325 8 місяців тому +1

    1:33:03 was that the fuckin old littlest pet shop mobile game meow sound effect

  • @darkranger116
    @darkranger116 10 місяців тому +4

    11:25 jerma realizing what it means to 'apprehend' someone as an American cop

  • @Dazdov
    @Dazdov 11 місяців тому +12

    Shame jerma had some awful Christmas music playing the entire stream it was unbearable lmao

  • @Luumiia19
    @Luumiia19 6 місяців тому

    I might be missing something but why does Jerma answer ‘would you have kids’ with ‘I’ve shit my pants in the last year’ I’m not seeing the correlation?

    • @aliensinmyass7867
      @aliensinmyass7867 5 місяців тому +2

      He's obviously saying he's not responsible enough to have kids. Duh. Parents don't shit themselves.

    • @sumwon1575
      @sumwon1575 4 місяці тому +5

      He’s barely capable of taking care of himself how’s he gonna care for a baby it’s a joke…

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger 11 місяців тому +11

    Ew is that ludwig

  • @sh9019
    @sh9019 7 місяців тому +2

    I hate christmas music

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye 10 місяців тому +4

    1:24 I am convinced that character creators were a mistake. Like 1% of all people who play games with a robust character creator will actually make a balanced looking character.
    Everything else is mass sex appeal, mass absurdity, mass sex appeal, mass absurdity, and it makes things so boring because so few people are willing to be creative, they just throw the sliders to the end and call it a day.

    • @TheVincenzoGaming
      @TheVincenzoGaming 9 місяців тому +12

      'balanced looking character' 'willing to be creative' those are mutually exclusive, shut up

    • @doin10hitcombos
      @doin10hitcombos 7 місяців тому

      Are you not entertained!?

    • @pr1ncess_emily
      @pr1ncess_emily 5 місяців тому

      cope

    • @ORiOh4582
      @ORiOh4582 3 місяці тому

      @@TheVincenzoGaming nuh uh
      seriously tho, making an oblivion abomination isnt like, that clever either

    • @Cam987.
      @Cam987. 13 днів тому

      bro is #1 complainer