I'm in fucking tears with some of these segments. Jerma's impulsively bad decisions contrasting Agent 47's stoic demeanor puts me in a positive feedback loop of laughter.
I literally just like an hour ago finished watching your Hitman 1 Part 1 over the course of the last week. Thank you for happenstantially releasing Part 2 right afterwards.
@@dan_loeb If it makes you feel any better, I absolutely had the thought while watching Part 1 of "man Jerma is like one of those mobile ads where they play the game so badly that it makes you want to play instead"
@@marioman1242 absolutely true. every time he pauses to save because he spotted someone sleeping and just has to toss a wrench at them i get that exact feeling.
That moment at 9:24 when he sets off the explosive and its just like a tiny "pop" made me laugh way too hard. I expected it to be some explosion lmao 😂
Hitman is quite possibly the greatest jerma foil I’ve ever seen. He literally, LITERALLY cannot help himself at any point in these playthroughs. He never gets a single star. He almost never interacts with any of the unique takedowns. And it’s hilarious to watch all the same.
I love Skye4's edits with "#1" in the name months before posting another part. I hope dumptruck will follow this path as well since it's a bit confusing...
I like how he keeps crouch walking around and wondering why he’s suspicious.
The idea of a world class Hitman being absolutely terrible at his job, and Pink Panther-ing his way through jobs is absolutely hilarious
have you heard of a show called archer? it’s this exact premise
@@keeley6685 What an outstanding comparison. Archer is a perfect representation of how Jerma plays hitman lol
I'm in fucking tears with some of these segments. Jerma's impulsively bad decisions contrasting Agent 47's stoic demeanor puts me in a positive feedback loop of laughter.
I literally just like an hour ago finished watching your Hitman 1 Part 1 over the course of the last week. Thank you for happenstantially releasing Part 2 right afterwards.
honestly the way jerma plays this im having a hard time watching / slowly savoring / going mad watching the first part still myself
@@dan_loeb If it makes you feel any better, I absolutely had the thought while watching Part 1 of "man Jerma is like one of those mobile ads where they play the game so badly that it makes you want to play instead"
@@marioman1242 absolutely true. every time he pauses to save because he spotted someone sleeping and just has to toss a wrench at them i get that exact feeling.
i’ve done some of these missions SASO on Professional so these streams actually cause physical pain how he plays. can’t wait!! thank you dump truck!
i've never played any hitman game and i struggle watching him play any game that involves stealth or more than 3 buttons
I've never completed a mission in hitman stealthily lol and I've played a couple of em
god damn it jerma, the recording people aren’t seeing through your disguise, you’re crouching around like a weirdo
It's always funny how an NPC says "you need to follow me" like 5 times and he refuses to listen.
Watching Jerma play Hitman is like watching Looney Tunes/Saturday morning cartoons
Grand Total Score: 7K / 100K fantastic job Jeremy
Not even 30 seconds in and he is choking out a person, why? because he can
That moment at 9:24 when he sets off the explosive and its just like a tiny "pop" made me laugh way too hard. I expected it to be some explosion lmao 😂
Jerma's absolutely fantastic headshot skills compensating for his complete lack of ability to put up with stealth of any kind is beautiful to watch.
Hitman is quite possibly the greatest jerma foil I’ve ever seen. He literally, LITERALLY cannot help himself at any point in these playthroughs. He never gets a single star. He almost never interacts with any of the unique takedowns. And it’s hilarious to watch all the same.
5:58: “you soar it! *you soar it!”*
dumptruck saving my dumptruck, as per usual. thank u for my life
Interesting that in the original Hitman 2016 guards just UNLOAD on you, pretty sure they use controlled bursts in World of Assassination
Dumptruck straight killing the long edits, ty sir 🫡
by the grace of the dump, we recieve another blessing. praise be!
Thank you good sir/madam/other.
Much appreciated!
:)
Just what i needed today, another Jeremiah nine hundred and eighty five long edit
Thank you dumptruck!
Shoutout to that one chatter saying this was like watching Johnny English
actually infuriating. 10/10
You are a beacon of light for jerma content, dumptruck!
I’m convinced that jerma is a psychopath that just suppresses his insanity and games like this allow him to let it all out. It’s absolutely glorious😂
Dumptruck rules my life
the nostalgia 😩
We got a real two-wrench Andy over here, huh fellas?
Long edit?
Leggit :)
perfect timing
I love this stream so much 😂
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Dumptruck our benevolent patron, do you have plans for further hitman long edits?
jerma
"throw away" apparently... what
dumped track my beloved 🥰
Theres more?? I thought he did that one and thats it
I love Skye4's edits with "#1" in the name months before posting another part. I hope dumptruck will follow this path as well since it's a bit confusing...
i love jerm
He never crouches. Does he even know the button?
Are we watching the same vid? He crouches so much he gains suspicion lol
Dude awesome!
The game mechanics have evolved so well over the years, but man I’d love to experience it from the start again like thid
You still can, just boot up the original
49:10 47
Chat sure knows their comedic timing with their bits
im sick as hell but thanks for this edit ❤
what year was this from, anyone know?
like 2017 I think
they really ruined this game with the mission stories telling you exactly what to do when and where.
youre not obligated to do it though. i certainly didnt.