They also shit in roads rivers and abandoned houses in the country that you’ve stopped at to change a tire and decided to explore because you needed to shit and take a blood ravens approach to places that you shouldn’t be. Sometimes the fact that you and the bear both came to that old house with trees growing out of it and a family’s lifetime of things strewn about by drunk teens years prior just to take a shit on a random pile of their clothes and financial records and equestrian trophies and framed family photos completely escapes you in the moment. Maybe because the bear is done shitting first and he charges you angry that you interreupted him mid dook. You hastily wipe your ass with the dads old work shirt and stop the bears advance with a well thrown high heeled shoe and scramble back out of the house and through the brush and bramble overtaking the yard of the house to your car which is now cooled off enough to take off leaving the bear in your dust. Sometimes the thought doesn’t hit you until years later as you comment on a UA-cam lore video that you like the bear shit both in doors and the woods.
First time I explicitly heard the word “Eldar” was 722 seconds in. I probably just missed something though, as he never goes that long without glazing for a knife-eared pansy.
Hello fellas this is obviously a new style of video I’m testing out, gauging interest for this sorta thing. Likely will not feature much of these on this channel but in the future I may make a second one with both this kinda stuff and maybe some game reviews like the last video, so if y’all have feedback/general comments on how this one was I’d love to hear it!
Your need some different music in the background imo. This is a style very reminiscent of Lets Game it Out or Spiffing brit and theres a reason they have some music playing in the bad, usually something peppy but that probably wont work for a 40k bit, but this music isn't it imo. The editing and voice over is pretty good though.
I think it works, your channel is mainly appealing due to how your personality flavors the lore dumps, it's just as enjoyable hearing your narration of a game
*Iconoclast playthrough be like: Everyone is confused by your altruism. Everyone is suspicious of your charity. Aeldari struggle to understand that you mean them no harm and want to help them. Oh, and a Harlequinn is surprised that you understand them, but you become friends shortly afterward. In short, it's a fucking blast to be a good person in this setting.
It's interesting to play a mixture of iconoclast and dogmatic. Dogmatic when it's appropriate and iconoclast when it makes sense to do so. Like... save people... but remember to not complete fold to everyone like a deck of cards. It's actually amusing what you can come away with. Like the Eldar enclave was like "let us run your colony and kick out your humans" and I was like "no. But you have my word that we will not fuck with you or exterminate you as long as we both play nice with each other. Compromise. We can work together if you can do that."
Trying to play as a good person 40k kinda strikes me similarly to a Light Side Sith playthrough in SWTOR. Like you're still a Sith and that comes with all the trappings you can expect, but you confuse the everliving Hell out of Jedi and Imperial citizens who come across you.
@@whodoc226 Especially funny when people tell you to not focus on helping them, as they are not worth it, but you can just say "fuck you, I'm helping you regardless of your opinion!"
I can’t believe you messed up the Death Cult Romance. That ball room scene you are supposed to go and sleep with her and you accidentally tripped into the Eldar romance
Abelard has convinced me that the deadliest specimens of humanity in the 40k universe are not Space Marines or even Custodes, but the Seneschals of Rogue Traders. Man could probably solo a Bloodthirster if ordered to do so by his Rogue Trader.
I mean, in my playthrough the dude went up to the final boss and tanked everything he didn't just fucking dodge or parry. I didn't even give him Le Optimale Builde, I just focused hard in Chainsword duelling and let him have fun. *He tanked two hits from the final boss' instant kill bullshit go attack.*
Abelard is what you get when you transpose Sam Vimes (of Discworld fame)'s action butler Willikins into the 40k setting. (And for those saying 'wait what Abelard seems a lot higher-ranking than just some butler' then you may have forgotten that the term typically refers to the most senior employee of a noble's personal household - a position which absolutely could come with significant management or overseer duties w/r/t the estates of the most important nobility. That description seems much more in keeping with Abelard's position of importance - an importance probably further enhanced by extreme seniority and experience in the role. It almost certainly doesn't hurt that he's unkillable by the majority of conventional means. The things I've seen that man tank...)
You made Leon Leoncour with the mindset of a Marienburg wastelander. by the lady and sigmar you're presence itself has lowered the life expectancy of the Koronus expance from 10 years old to 5
Between Bricky officially partnering up with Darktide and now Pancreas being sponsored by Rogue Trader, it’s real neat to see my favorite content creators grabbing that bag while endorsing something they truly love :)
Using this video as an opportunity to bitch and moan about the fact that Owlcat's Rogue Trader game didn't have any xeno companions besides a couple of Eldar. I still think its a massive missed opportunity to not have anything like a Kroot mercenary, a Blood-Axe kommando, a Sslyth who joins you after being betrayed by Deldar and a funni monke Jokaero who gives you cool overpowered equipment every now and again or even some cool adhumans like an Ogryn or a Ratling. I still think the spess mareen yiffer should have been replaced with a Ogryn instead. An Ogryn would have fit better into a Rogue Traders retinue without sticking out as an obvious Space Marine token character to remind people that its a 40K game. I'll stop whining now.
I think in terms of introducing alot of newcomers to the setting in a deep CRPG way Eldar and Dark Eldar are pretty good choices for Xenos companions, especially since Aeldari supposedly dont get that much in terms of good book writing and the Aeldari writing in RT is pretty great. Additionally I’m very much expecting Owlcat to make a Rouge Trader: Wrath of the Righteous-style sequel which Would be a good opportunity to round out the Xenos and Abhuman Races considering they got most major Xenos factions to be represented in some capacity in base RT.
@@anon9469 They shouldn't. It feels like it trivializes everything. Having a centuries old super-soldier in power armor in the same lineup as a bunch of random shmucks is absolutely fucking ridiculous. It would be like playing a DnD video game and then getting a level 20 giga-fuck Chad whose brought low kingdoms and slaughtered thousands as a companion during a campaign about fighting some silly goblins. Its stupid.
I like that you're covering this game since I hoped you would for ages now. However, I distinctly remember you saying that you wouldn't play it since you don't like CRPGs in a livestream from a few months back (you were playing Vermintide 2 and discussing the FemStodes IIRC). I hope actually playing it changes that opinion and that you enjoy this and any other playthroughs of Rogue Trader you do!
Iconoclast route:am i joke to you? I am aware of the video but i seriously recommend the iconoclast route in the game if you plan being the ultimate good guy lol
The Dwarfs are not awful? They're only one missed bath away from being a bunch of stunted orcs, so the hell of the underworld is the only appropriate place for the craven!
I announce a new TTRPG Campaign for my group, themed around them being employed by a rouge trader and generally causing mayhem. An hour later this video gets uploaded
You know that this is official GW cannon because the Craftworlders get absolutely dunked on the entire time, looking like they are totally incapable morons who can't do the simplest of things. A certified GW classic story.
Regular Lorecrimes fans would say you are reveling your true nature through this playthrough... Not me of course, I know you make your bed. Unless 🤨...
A delicacy in the Imperium. How many trillions have never seen a fish? Born and die in a Hive….they wouldn’t notice the smell, and a canned fish is delicious. Never had Surstromming, but I love sardines and anchovies.
Hey fellas. If you’re on the fence about getting the DLC, I can tell you it’s absolutely fantastic. It’s integrated right into the main campaign seamlessly, the story and fights are great, and Kibellah is a fantastic addition to the roster. Pro tip: My preferred build for her is Executioner, which lets you apply damage over time effects multiple times in one hit, and focuses around amplifying those DoT effects. So you use Cassia to draw them all in, Argenta to light them all on fire, then come in with Kibellah and sweep out whole rooms in a single turn because her mobility is absolutely insane. Gain a ton of momentum from killing said enemies, then use the heroic action that doubles all DoT effects. Anything that doesn’t die to your attacks will get crazy DoT damage, and anything high health is gonna be melted by her.
Thank you. You have satisfied my craving for knowledge of what would it be like if a Bretonian noble was a 40k Rogue Trader. I didn't know I wanted to know this but now I do
0:47 - I dunno, I kind of like trying to play a 'good' character because it pisses so many *other* characters off and/or makes them think I'm insane xD 'cause, of course, this universe *is so* dark and brutal and omnipresently grim and depressing that it kind of gets repetitive to constantly replay the same evil mother fucker over and over again Plus, again, the npcs are either constantly mad at you - or constantly suspicious that you must be a madman - and some of the dialogue options that pop up as a result are hilarious -nod-
I have not watched a second of this video but I will strenously argue that Pancreas is wrong because I played Rogue Trader once and went out of my way to flout Imperium protocols at every turn and did anything that would increase my Iconoclast points. How dare he say my OC was a bad person!
Considering the myriad choices you could make in this game, I think it’s safe to watch without it spoiling your play through (tho with that said, I never actually played myself, and so have no idea what the storyline is like).
Wouldn't a more appropriate title be "Rogue Traders CAN Be Awful People"? A big part of the game is making your own choices, including what counts for good by WH40k standards. Cower before my pedantic shenanigans!
I've heard you say a bunch of times that CRPGs don't really interest you but I'm SO glad you decided to try it out. It actually depicts Eldar very well, was really curious to see what you'd think of it :')
This was a really cool experiment, and I like how you're representing the setting here. Would you be willing to do a similar type of video for Age of Mythology Retold? You've talked about the original sure, but why not talk about the remake?
Honestly, that Commissar portrait looks far, FAR too much like Stephen Fry portraying General Melchett for me to take seriously. Though on the other hand, I can 100% see Rogue Trader Melchett doing absolutely everything that you did, so I suppose it's fully in character.
See, the major issue with this game that I have is that you cannot have all of your friends make their own characters. They couldn't play as their own creations, because they'd not only be noticeably weaker than the Premades, you have to get... What, 20-30% through the game before you can do that? This is a game better played solo. EDIT: Also, another big gripe. You can't, in your custom characters, create Space Marines, Eldar, etc. They're always just Humans. Boring.
I watched project morning start today. Great series. But what stuck out to me, and made me laugh is this. The universe of project morning star is a hyper capitalistic dystopia where humans have one holiday that is essentially the corpo pizza day from hell, everything is given up in pursuit of profit, and the space marines are rage fueled berserkers kept sane via a cocktail of drugs and are bascially two seconds away from killing everyone around them while living in stasis when not fighting, humanity spreads like a plague and there are no rights that don't exist to not be exploited. And it is STILL an OBJECITVELY better place to live for the average person than the fucking Imperium of Man.
I hope to see you play a Rogue Trader who gets up to the same "Non-Canon" romance with a spicy space elf as our magnificent Imperial Regent, the Avenging Bean-counter, and resident Ultra-Dad, Robu G-man.
Not pictured: the half-dozen runs where Pancreas absolutely did smash the space elf waifu in "preparation" (read: getting it out of his system) for making this video.
Second video I've seen on Rogue Trader, and second one where the person immediately went heretical. Must be something about making videos... (For the record, I went Iconoclast first run, then Dogmatic second).
I'm in love with this game. Compared to Baldurs Gate 3 it feels a lot more compact, with few breaks between combat and lore drops. Which is a positive thing.
The people who have nearly complete authority to do pretty much anything if they jump through enough legal hoops? Awful people? *Nooooo.* Preposterous.
Naming the most evil rogue trader after the Brettonian leader 😆 I’m confused why you didn’t simp for the space elves though….I mean that sniper elf can experience extreme emotions….👀
I think this type of video could work very well for your general style of humor and editing. One thing I might advise going forward is slightly punchier music compared to your typical lore videos.
Some people I know and myself were thinking about writing some shorts with rouge traders One of them would be the scourge of the xenos, bane of the gene stealers, scourge of pirates and the cleanser of the under hive. She would have had hundreds of worlds join the imperium, found serval cashes of lost technology and used her resources to improve the production, of rural worlds making backwaters far more profitable and more valuable for the imperium. This would be her public persona, A lot of these things are technically true, however they leave a lot of stuff out. One of the stories we were thinking of writing was about a solider who was trained by Cadaians he would be put in charge of the PDF on a hive world after the rouge trader, said that she would cleanse it of taint, and during the cleansing many good men and women died fighting genestealers, but the proxie for the imperial guard should stay firm, and remind everyone about the great victories of the rouge trader and how she was a genius Stagiest, insisting how the special forces would soon arrive, saying things like they are on par with space marines, and when they fighting the patriarch and everyone is dying left and right, the special forces arrive they cut down the bio forms, using poison and toxins, to render them immobile, these special forces, meet the PDF and the rouge traders other forces and take command, they are not as tall or bulky as how they imagined space marines, and they have sharp teeth, and are not wearing powered armour, instead showing off a lot of skin. The special forces were dark elder, and the rouge trader would use the forces that she owned to weaken targets to the dark elder could capture them and bring them back to the dark city, the reason she was so successful was that she was trading people to the dark elder in exchange for things like information on the location of archo tech and then using that to make a fuck ton of money, and keeping some herself. But as time went on normal humans were not enough. She started selling speciality products, like ogryns or Xenos, she even found worlds filled with the imperiums enemies and citizens and turned the battlefields into a game board for the dark elder using her influence to block any reinforcements. Most people would have their lives bettered by her, but a lot would be put through unimaginable torment, but in her mind it was worth it what was almost a billion lives for hundreds of worlds, and thanks to terraforming tech she even set up some worlds and forgot to tell the imperium, built them up and made sure the admech was not involved as these worlds tried to actually make scientific discoveries after all the emperor would forgive her if she played a massive role in restoring humanity to its heights during the dark age of technology even if she sold people to the dark elder.
Made by the same guys who created Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, which is a game where you can potentially become so horrible the literal serial killer in your party who orgasms while eating people will find you too awful to hang around.
My rogue trader holds hands with his elder waifu, is a diplomat that helps out his crew, and is deeply devoted to the Emperor. If only other traders were like this instead of being cringe.
"rogue traders are awful people" i mean i too would style on people constantly just because if i had the wealth and social power that rogue traders have like can you blame them lets be real here LMFAO
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GW finally got to you huh?
this may be the first ad i've upvoted in my life. great game. also congrats on getting that SHINY GW BAG
So you are roll playing as yourself without insulin? "My Pancreases No Work why should anyone else's?"
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Satire of cores love your videos!
In other equally shocking news, hive worlds suck, grass is green and bears do in fact, shit in the woods
THEY DO?????????😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
They also shit in roads rivers and abandoned houses in the country that you’ve stopped at to change a tire and decided to explore because you needed to shit and take a blood ravens approach to places that you shouldn’t be. Sometimes the fact that you and the bear both came to that old house with trees growing out of it and a family’s lifetime of things strewn about by drunk teens years prior just to take a shit on a random pile of their clothes and financial records and equestrian trophies and framed family photos completely escapes you in the moment. Maybe because the bear is done shitting first and he charges you angry that you interreupted him mid dook. You hastily wipe your ass with the dads old work shirt and stop the bears advance with a well thrown high heeled shoe and scramble back out of the house and through the brush and bramble overtaking the yard of the house to your car which is now cooled off enough to take off leaving the bear in your dust. Sometimes the thought doesn’t hit you until years later as you comment on a UA-cam lore video that you like the bear shit both in doors and the woods.
But is the Pope a Catholic?
@@declanlee6894This? This is special to me.
I thought they shit on the pope. My life is a lie
My favorite part was when the rogue trader said "it's trading time" and stole all my fucking money
RT-Praise be the Green Emperor.
Inquisitor-... At least he doesn't have extra limbs. *still shoots*
They never said it was a fair trade.
Counting the seconds until pancreas brings up the eldar in a rogue trader video
3or 4 mins
Does mentioning comorragh count? If so 204 seconds
Around 12:50
First time I explicitly heard the word “Eldar” was 722 seconds in. I probably just missed something though, as he never goes that long without glazing for a knife-eared pansy.
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It does not. The Deldar do not count as people. That mat be incredibly racist, but that entire part is incredibly annoying
How dare you! Abelard bring me his Pancreas!
Jokes on you, it doesn't work anyway
Right away, Lord Captain!
@@jpfg2713*executes the common rabble*
Hello fellas this is obviously a new style of video I’m testing out, gauging interest for this sorta thing. Likely will not feature much of these on this channel but in the future I may make a second one with both this kinda stuff and maybe some game reviews like the last video, so if y’all have feedback/general comments on how this one was I’d love to hear it!
Have you thought of making videos on destiny or What destiny factions do you think could Survive and work in warhammer
I think the video works quite well for what I've gotten through. I'd like to see more, for what that's worth.
Good stuff, man!
Your need some different music in the background imo. This is a style very reminiscent of Lets Game it Out or Spiffing brit and theres a reason they have some music playing in the bad, usually something peppy but that probably wont work for a 40k bit, but this music isn't it imo. The editing and voice over is pretty good though.
I think it works, your channel is mainly appealing due to how your personality flavors the lore dumps, it's just as enjoyable hearing your narration of a game
Want more, need more, simple as.
My boy is full in becoming a professional 40k lore/game slopper arc and I'm all for it
I will become the slop lord
@@pancreasnowork9939 I have not a single doubt in my mind
Slophammer 40k
@@pancreasnowork9939fill us with your slop pancreas
Bro is turning into reggie
I could swear they post at the same time too often to be an convenience
and i cannot wait until he transforms fully
I see I'm not the only one who just hopped from there to here
@@Ozz2021Reggie. One of the many spreading plagues of Nergule
@@akramgimmini8165you mean coincidence?
*Iconoclast playthrough be like: Everyone is confused by your altruism. Everyone is suspicious of your charity. Aeldari struggle to understand that you mean them no harm and want to help them. Oh, and a Harlequinn is surprised that you understand them, but you become friends shortly afterward.
In short, it's a fucking blast to be a good person in this setting.
Being heavily armed helps in that regard. „Oh you don‘t like that I‘m kind? Too bad! I have all the guns here!“
It's interesting to play a mixture of iconoclast and dogmatic. Dogmatic when it's appropriate and iconoclast when it makes sense to do so. Like... save people... but remember to not complete fold to everyone like a deck of cards. It's actually amusing what you can come away with. Like the Eldar enclave was like "let us run your colony and kick out your humans" and I was like "no. But you have my word that we will not fuck with you or exterminate you as long as we both play nice with each other. Compromise. We can work together if you can do that."
Trying to play as a good person 40k kinda strikes me similarly to a Light Side Sith playthrough in SWTOR. Like you're still a Sith and that comes with all the trappings you can expect, but you confuse the everliving Hell out of Jedi and Imperial citizens who come across you.
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Jedi: "You Sith are all the same, prepare to fight!"
Me, a light side Sith: "for fucks sakes, I just want to talk."
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Especially funny when people tell you to not focus on helping them, as they are not worth it, but you can just say "fuck you, I'm helping you regardless of your opinion!"
Rogue Trader: there’s two things in life that I truly worship and that’s the Emperor and the holy Dollar.
Rogue trader: because Morality might be subjective, but profit is the objective.
Can't wait to smoke on my Ferrus with this one
We workin' our no pancreas on this one
I'm smoking on that Marneus Calgar
I can’t believe you messed up the Death Cult Romance. That ball room scene you are supposed to go and sleep with her and you accidentally tripped into the Eldar romance
“accidentally”
“romance”
Elf simp learn how the eldar plays chess
Abelard has convinced me that the deadliest specimens of humanity in the 40k universe are not Space Marines or even Custodes, but the Seneschals of Rogue Traders. Man could probably solo a Bloodthirster if ordered to do so by his Rogue Trader.
when you have the balls to threaten the life of an inquisitor you can pretty much take the whole galaxy
I mean, in my playthrough the dude went up to the final boss and tanked everything he didn't just fucking dodge or parry.
I didn't even give him Le Optimale Builde, I just focused hard in Chainsword duelling and let him have fun.
*He tanked two hits from the final boss' instant kill bullshit go attack.*
As always, who needs Superhumans when the Indomitable Human Spirit gives you that for free
And that's despite abelard being like 300 years old grandpa on barely working de-aging medications
Abelard is what you get when you transpose Sam Vimes (of Discworld fame)'s action butler Willikins into the 40k setting.
(And for those saying 'wait what Abelard seems a lot higher-ranking than just some butler' then you may have forgotten that the term typically refers to the most senior employee of a noble's personal household - a position which absolutely could come with significant management or overseer duties w/r/t the estates of the most important nobility. That description seems much more in keeping with Abelard's position of importance - an importance probably further enhanced by extreme seniority and experience in the role.
It almost certainly doesn't hurt that he's unkillable by the majority of conventional means. The things I've seen that man tank...)
The worst kind of Rogue Trader -
The Bretonnians
I distinctly remember you saying you hated CRPGs on stream. Dolla dolla bills y'all.
It's an incredible game though. 😂
@@TheDark1903 I have it and love it. I know haha
Pancreasenowork saved my gay marriage.
Im not even married, or gay
Pancreas here turning people gay for not liking Eldar
@@Dozarman i like the eldar, just more so when theyre corrupted by big purple mommy
@@everythingsalright1121 I don't think Slaanesh corrupts Eldar (though, maybe it does to make em think they would be safe from being devoured)
You made Leon Leoncour with the mindset of a Marienburg wastelander. by the lady and sigmar you're presence itself has lowered the life expectancy of the Koronus expance from 10 years old to 5
Rogue trader moral choice
>My lord we can provide basic medicine to the crew saving thousands of lives
Or
>5% damage boost
Damage boost, you can always press gang new crew at the nearest world, but damage boosts are rare
UA-cam's resident Eldar Foot Enthusiast uploads once again.
Between Bricky officially partnering up with Darktide and now Pancreas being sponsored by Rogue Trader, it’s real neat to see my favorite content creators grabbing that bag while endorsing something they truly love :)
3:12 some real "I killed your dad for bus fare, _then I walked._" energy
I’ve watched seen you on lorecrimes don’t act like you’re so high and mighty
Found the skaven
Using this video as an opportunity to bitch and moan about the fact that Owlcat's Rogue Trader game didn't have any xeno companions besides a couple of Eldar. I still think its a massive missed opportunity to not have anything like a Kroot mercenary, a Blood-Axe kommando, a Sslyth who joins you after being betrayed by Deldar and a funni monke Jokaero who gives you cool overpowered equipment every now and again or even some cool adhumans like an Ogryn or a Ratling. I still think the spess mareen yiffer should have been replaced with a Ogryn instead. An Ogryn would have fit better into a Rogue Traders retinue without sticking out as an obvious Space Marine token character to remind people that its a 40K game.
I'll stop whining now.
I think in terms of introducing alot of newcomers to the setting in a deep CRPG way Eldar and Dark Eldar are pretty good choices for Xenos companions, especially since Aeldari supposedly dont get that much in terms of good book writing and the Aeldari writing in RT is pretty great.
Additionally I’m very much expecting Owlcat to make a Rouge Trader: Wrath of the Righteous-style sequel which Would be a good opportunity to round out the Xenos and Abhuman Races considering they got most major Xenos factions to be represented in some capacity in base RT.
I am one hundred percent with you on having a Blood Axe companion.
Not having an Ork freebooter companion was honestly a massive missed opportunity. Orks are probably some of the most loved aspects of the setting.
I was agreeing with you right up until you said "Rogue Traders shouldn't hire space marines".
@@anon9469 They shouldn't. It feels like it trivializes everything. Having a centuries old super-soldier in power armor in the same lineup as a bunch of random shmucks is absolutely fucking ridiculous. It would be like playing a DnD video game and then getting a level 20 giga-fuck Chad whose brought low kingdoms and slaughtered thousands as a companion during a campaign about fighting some silly goblins. Its stupid.
Can we get some gloomspite gitz videos? i need my mushaman fix
I like that you're covering this game since I hoped you would for ages now. However, I distinctly remember you saying that you wouldn't play it since you don't like CRPGs in a livestream from a few months back (you were playing Vermintide 2 and discussing the FemStodes IIRC).
I hope actually playing it changes that opinion and that you enjoy this and any other playthroughs of Rogue Trader you do!
Iconoclast route:am i joke to you?
I am aware of the video but i seriously recommend the iconoclast route in the game if you plan being the ultimate good guy lol
Iconoclast runs can be summed up as "Have you tried NOT being the worst?"
@@nerdyvids1 yup,its basically taking sanguinus and vulkans nice guy vibe,and distiling them into the inperiums karmic opposite lol
who isn't a bad person in 40k?
I feel like the lamenters would qualify. Hard to be a bad person when you're busy being a victim.
In comparison to everyone else, Farsight is a Mother Teresa
Erebus
I agree farsight would withhold medical care from the sick and injured for the greater good@leonardogomez8812
@@alexanderyurchenko9445you’re right because he’s the worst
You know who are not awful? The Dwarfs. Honorable and Stoic. Another grudge shall be added for not doing another dedicated dwarf episode.
The Dwarfs are not awful? They're only one missed bath away from being a bunch of stunted orcs, so the hell of the underworld is the only appropriate place for the craven!
I announce a new TTRPG Campaign for my group, themed around them being employed by a rouge trader and generally causing mayhem. An hour later this video gets uploaded
Yay, a new video. I’m so happy.🎉🎉🎉
Mr. Krabs seems like the type to sell his crew’s souls to a local Daemon Prince for .62 cents.
Me, an Iconoclast, making everyone but chaos and drukhari my friends because those two do not deserve life
Hell yeah,for the imperium
"Brought to you by the very game I'm playing."
13/10 Best UA-cam ad ever.
I mean, it could've been worse; you could've been playing Mannfred
Colin kept saying on Lorecrimes he wouldn't play this cause he didn't like crpgs, but I knew he couldn't resist the chance to try and mpreg Marazhai
So... the average business student?
1:38 why are they styling on literal chained slaves?
Because style
Because they choreographed that whole number and by the Emperor, they’re gunna do it.
If you want to be a good Rogue trader you need one thing...... Zedekit.
You know that this is official GW cannon because the Craftworlders get absolutely dunked on the entire time, looking like they are totally incapable morons who can't do the simplest of things. A certified GW classic story.
Regular Lorecrimes fans would say you are reveling your true nature through this playthrough...
Not me of course, I know you make your bed. Unless 🤨...
YESS YOU UPLOADED FINALLY!! 🎉🎉🎉 Dude i have been sooo bored thank you for uploading
This is what happens if a french person went to 40k
"the nicest of foods" *[CAN OF SURSTROMMING ON THE ROCKS]*
~ im already dying ~
A delicacy in the Imperium. How many trillions have never seen a fish? Born and die in a Hive….they wouldn’t notice the smell, and a canned fish is delicious. Never had Surstromming, but I love sardines and anchovies.
I was rewatching some of your videos yesterday while waiting for new stuff lol.
I want to recommend you making a video on necromunda.
But they got swag and Cash.. what do you got? Oh and lets not forget that they can get Eldar waifus.. you cant have an eldar waifu..
I hope the new companion is an orc freeboota. Like Gorgax in the video series "A Proppa' Krumpin'" by A Vox In The Void.
Hey fellas. If you’re on the fence about getting the DLC, I can tell you it’s absolutely fantastic. It’s integrated right into the main campaign seamlessly, the story and fights are great, and Kibellah is a fantastic addition to the roster. Pro tip: My preferred build for her is Executioner, which lets you apply damage over time effects multiple times in one hit, and focuses around amplifying those DoT effects. So you use Cassia to draw them all in, Argenta to light them all on fire, then come in with Kibellah and sweep out whole rooms in a single turn because her mobility is absolutely insane. Gain a ton of momentum from killing said enemies, then use the heroic action that doubles all DoT effects. Anything that doesn’t die to your attacks will get crazy DoT damage, and anything high health is gonna be melted by her.
Thank you. You have satisfied my craving for knowledge of what would it be like if a Bretonian noble was a 40k Rogue Trader.
I didn't know I wanted to know this but now I do
Playing the Game right now, 2nd play through. Can recommend it to any 40K fam or people trying to get into it who also like RPGs.
0:47 - I dunno, I kind of like trying to play a 'good' character because it pisses so many *other* characters off and/or makes them think I'm insane xD
'cause, of course, this universe *is so* dark and brutal and omnipresently grim and depressing that it kind of gets repetitive to constantly replay the same evil mother fucker over and over again
Plus, again, the npcs are either constantly mad at you - or constantly suspicious that you must be a madman - and some of the dialogue options that pop up as a result are hilarious -nod-
I have not watched a second of this video but I will strenously argue that Pancreas is wrong because I played Rogue Trader once and went out of my way to flout Imperium protocols at every turn and did anything that would increase my Iconoclast points. How dare he say my OC was a bad person!
I think I locked myself out of Kibellah's story. She asked me if I wanted any scars. I carved a heretical symbol into my arm and she got the ick.
First time I played I took the exact same character profile with the exact same class..
It seems we both are very unoriginal
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King Louen is a great man, apologize to all Brettonia fans, HE KILLED KUGATH
just wanna ask whoever watched the video, can I watch it even if I'm halfway through the campaign? ie. any spoilers? thx
Considering the myriad choices you could make in this game, I think it’s safe to watch without it spoiling your play through (tho with that said, I never actually played myself, and so have no idea what the storyline is like).
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Abelard, upvote this post for me.
I just started playing this yesterday get out of my walls
Wouldn't a more appropriate title be "Rogue Traders CAN Be Awful People"? A big part of the game is making your own choices, including what counts for good by WH40k standards. Cower before my pedantic shenanigans!
Mannfred mentioned
My day is ruined
Not touching grass are we?
*checks video topic*
“Rogue Traders”
*Looks a few seconds into the video*
*Promotional art of* *INQUISITOR: MARTYR*
Ah, I see.
I've heard you say a bunch of times that CRPGs don't really interest you but I'm SO glad you decided to try it out. It actually depicts Eldar very well, was really curious to see what you'd think of it :')
This was a really cool experiment, and I like how you're representing the setting here. Would you be willing to do a similar type of video for Age of Mythology Retold? You've talked about the original sure, but why not talk about the remake?
Honestly, that Commissar portrait looks far, FAR too much like Stephen Fry portraying General Melchett for me to take seriously.
Though on the other hand, I can 100% see Rogue Trader Melchett doing absolutely everything that you did, so I suppose it's fully in character.
See, the major issue with this game that I have is that you cannot have all of your friends make their own characters. They couldn't play as their own creations, because they'd not only be noticeably weaker than the Premades, you have to get... What, 20-30% through the game before you can do that? This is a game better played solo.
EDIT: Also, another big gripe. You can't, in your custom characters, create Space Marines, Eldar, etc. They're always just Humans. Boring.
I watched project morning start today. Great series. But what stuck out to me, and made me laugh is this.
The universe of project morning star is a hyper capitalistic dystopia where humans have one holiday that is essentially the corpo pizza day from hell, everything is given up in pursuit of profit, and the space marines are rage fueled berserkers kept sane via a cocktail of drugs and are bascially two seconds away from killing everyone around them while living in stasis when not fighting, humanity spreads like a plague and there are no rights that don't exist to not be exploited.
And it is STILL an OBJECITVELY better place to live for the average person than the fucking Imperium of Man.
I hope to see you play a Rogue Trader who gets up to the same "Non-Canon" romance with a spicy space elf as our magnificent Imperial Regent, the Avenging Bean-counter, and resident Ultra-Dad, Robu G-man.
Well, Karl Franz’s biggest simp has convinced me to jump back into my ship and be a monster… thank you sir🤣👍🏾
Not pictured: the half-dozen runs where Pancreas absolutely did smash the space elf waifu in "preparation" (read: getting it out of his system) for making this video.
Second video I've seen on Rogue Trader, and second one where the person immediately went heretical. Must be something about making videos...
(For the record, I went Iconoclast first run, then Dogmatic second).
I'm in love with this game. Compared to Baldurs Gate 3 it feels a lot more compact, with few breaks between combat and lore drops. Which is a positive thing.
The people who have nearly complete authority to do pretty much anything if they jump through enough legal hoops? Awful people?
*Nooooo.* Preposterous.
This is what happens when Rogue Trader is played by Randy Pitchford!
- Civvie 11 -
They gotta port this and Mechanicum to mobile. They can’t be that difficult to port. Chinese mobile companies are crazy with the ports these days.
Naming the most evil rogue trader after the Brettonian leader 😆
I’m confused why you didn’t simp for the space elves though….I mean that sniper elf can experience extreme emotions….👀
W vid
Mans having "How bad can i be" from the Lorax blasting at full volume through his ship.
13:37
Nah, Pancreas, that's your subconscious and your love for -space knife ears- Aeldari doing its work for you.
Yo I died during the tutorial on Easy when I played Space Marine 2. Is this game more forgiving?
Nuh uh, my Iconoclast RT is very helpful. He also have a Eldari waifu
I think this type of video could work very well for your general style of humor and editing. One thing I might advise going forward is slightly punchier music compared to your typical lore videos.
But when *I* ask if you'd play RT (on stream) its "i dont like crpgs"
Some people I know and myself were thinking about writing some shorts with rouge traders
One of them would be the scourge of the xenos, bane of the gene stealers, scourge of pirates and the cleanser of the under hive.
She would have had hundreds of worlds join the imperium, found serval cashes of lost technology and used her resources to improve the production, of rural worlds making backwaters far more profitable and more valuable for the imperium.
This would be her public persona, A lot of these things are technically true, however they leave a lot of stuff out.
One of the stories we were thinking of writing was about a solider who was trained by Cadaians he would be put in charge of the PDF on a hive world after the rouge trader, said that she would cleanse it of taint, and during the cleansing many good men and women died fighting genestealers, but the proxie for the imperial guard should stay firm, and remind everyone about the great victories of the rouge trader and how she was a genius Stagiest, insisting how the special forces would soon arrive, saying things like they are on par with space marines, and when they fighting the patriarch and everyone is dying left and right, the special forces arrive they cut down the bio forms, using poison and toxins, to render them immobile, these special forces, meet the PDF and the rouge traders other forces and take command, they are not as tall or bulky as how they imagined space marines, and they have sharp teeth, and are not wearing powered armour, instead showing off a lot of skin.
The special forces were dark elder, and the rouge trader would use the forces that she owned to weaken targets to the dark elder could capture them and bring them back to the dark city, the reason she was so successful was that she was trading people to the dark elder in exchange for things like information on the location of archo tech and then using that to make a fuck ton of money, and keeping some herself.
But as time went on normal humans were not enough. She started selling speciality products, like ogryns or Xenos, she even found worlds filled with the imperiums enemies and citizens and turned the battlefields into a game board for the dark elder using her influence to block any reinforcements.
Most people would have their lives bettered by her, but a lot would be put through unimaginable torment, but in her mind it was worth it what was almost a billion lives for hundreds of worlds, and thanks to terraforming tech she even set up some worlds and forgot to tell the imperium, built them up and made sure the admech was not involved as these worlds tried to actually make scientific discoveries after all the emperor would forgive her if she played a massive role in restoring humanity to its heights during the dark age of technology even if she sold people to the dark elder.
FYI, Yrliet made me not dislike Eldar anymore, they are more then Space Elfs. They are Space Waifus.
I've actually got this on in the background whilst doing my heretic playthrough of Rogue Trader 😂
>Makes the most unhinged character possible
>Doesn't name him Konrad
Smh
Made by the same guys who created Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, which is a game where you can potentially become so horrible the literal serial killer in your party who orgasms while eating people will find you too awful to hang around.
I like to presume that Pancreas got word that Ame graduated and immediately got on rogue trader to flay everything in sight.
This feels like a reggie or a grim kleaper video LMAO 😂
(or just your average WH3 youtuber)
Hot take: Strangereal would absolutely thrive in WH40K.
Currently on a goody goody playthrough right now, I am curious on my next run how nice I can be while still being a devout servant of chaos.
My rogue trader holds hands with his elder waifu, is a diplomat that helps out his crew, and is deeply devoted to the Emperor. If only other traders were like this instead of being cringe.
I’m surprised GW would acknowledge any Elf fans let alone sponsor one use them to to advertise.
So you covered Dogmatic and Heretic, but you haven't covered Iconoclast. :c
"rogue traders are awful people"
i mean
i too would style on people constantly just because if i had the wealth and social power that rogue traders have
like can you blame them lets be real here LMFAO
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My friend convinced me that the perpetuals are reincarnated old ones, his argument was really good.
And I will die defending The Lord Captain! FOR VON VALANCIUS!