The art of palmistry is the method of foretelling the future through the study of the palm. EmKay hand, being a hand, is an expert of this. Every morning, EmKay hand wakes to darkness and, seeing nothing, clenches its fingers and rubs the tips along its palm in an effort to feel the lines. It divines a future that makes sense of the dark, but it cannot help but wonder whether there are lines it cannot reach. What do you think? Is it possible to completely understand something?
1:24 To what I would imagine is the relief of many, the yoda species does not traditionally reproduce, they just, apparate. That also means yoda is smooth down there though, so bean yoda is a very accurate depiction of reality.
As someone that works at Cane’s: the most common saying is “chicken hot chicken, which combo you pickin’?” OR “rain or shine, it’s chicken time!” But my personal favorite is “Sufferin’ succotash, we’ve got that chicken stash, want some?”
The French fry to family member ratio is something that should be taken very seriously. One French fry is equal to approximately ten family members. So if they eat too many of your fries you might have to eat them because you already ate the rest of their family. Also don’t forget that one pregnant woman is equal to one and a half people, so if you get lucky you might not have to kidnap as many people.
fun fact : i used to steal art before i started drawing on my own. My reason for starting art? So i would never steal art again unless given permission to. Moral of the story? if you're awkward enough, somebody confronting you about art theft will result in you doing art!
11:57 it is clearly shown through the entire movie that Thanos can move his hand with the glove in tandem. It's obviously not metal but a flexible substitute that can also sustain the power of the stones.
The legless guy is called Rowdy Burton. He has a really wholesome youtube channel where he shows how he does day to day things and gets around. I encourage everyone to go take a look!
The art of palmistry is the method of foretelling the future through the study of the palm. EmKay hand, being a hand, is an expert of this. Every morning, EmKay hand wakes to darkness and, seeing nothing, clenches its fingers and rubs the tips along its palm in an effort to feel the lines. It divines a future that makes sense of the dark, but it cannot help but wonder whether there are lines it cannot reach. What do you think? Is it possible to completely understand something?
Ok boomer
yes yes i speak emkay
UwU
Why is your profile pick letter F?
Damn, not reading that
If Emkay facepalmed he would just high five himself
I want to make 100,000 different accounts just so I can like this comment
mindblown
i mean yes, but no dont say that
Well no but, actually yes
@@SdKfz-gq8bh r/technicallythetruth
I love seeing Emkay expressing his fanboying for James A. Janisse.
Davidci Codex James is amazing
The guy from killcount?
@@AnArbiterAwakens yeah
Awesome that my fave youtuber like the same channels as me!
LETS GET TO THE NUMBERS
"I want the thicc gay spider"
*ANGEL DUST INTENSIFIES*
Ah I see another man of culture
I have found my people.
No it’s spider daddy
@@nolandeni No, its the guy I want to [CENSORED]
generic username no spider daddy
"The only person who can skip leg day!"
Me: But...
*_How will he skip?_*
Tundra Flower r/cursedcomments
You should check out his Channel, his name is Rowdy, then you can ask hi yourself.
i'll not like this because its in 69 likes
yes officer this comment here
r/bigbrain r/cursedcomments
"I want the thicc gay spider"
But the question is: Does he want's you?
damn that sounded cringy.
anyone would want damien because damien is sicco thicco. nice try, Massive Genocide
@@EmKay JESUS CRHisT
The one from hazbin hotel?
@@beansbyallmeans157 AYYYY YOU GET IT! (finger guns)
Yall ever heard of "Hazpin hotel"? nice pilot episode, I recomment watching it :p
"I want the thicc gay spider."
...is there already a hazbin hotel reddit-
Exactly what I thought 😆
Josugay both a regular and a porn one
@@barmacidic2257 there's a difference?
'Oh harder daddy'
But angel *t h i n n*
“Jessie, I’m trying to catch Pikachu, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting Ash”
-James 2020
Underrated comment
Hol up!
i may be straight but that needs to be animated.
@@TheRagingRodentGaming sus
and that is the deleted pokemon episode !!!
random fact: *your bed is just a wireless charger.*
@Cadeboy13 and defibrillators are fast chargers
@@mememan2293 portable
well i sleep on the floor a food taun and my bed sooo
@@themagicalonionfairy7455 thats a 9v battery
@Bill Cipher dont take my soul
5:06
Everyone to Damien: *_"You weren't supposed to do that"_*
Dr VIBERator yare yare another mistake
Yare, yare daze
*hey want some russian stuff*
"I want the thicc gay spider"
angle dust: "Now that looks like job for me."
"So everybody just follow me"
ah, angle dust, what acutie
Thats what I was thinkin lol
fart fart time to snort snort some angle dust
ola babola EVERYONE ITS TIME TO SUMMON A THICC SPIDER BOI
The way he said “Oh Yeah use the apple sauce” had me dying
Artist: *Makes Emkay-chan"
Damien: "And I'm kawaii as hell!"
Me, who knows where this will go: "Oh. Oh no."
Oh, ho, ho, yEs! (I'm the original artist lmao)
@@GHE_05 make it.
@@squoshi307 wdym?
I want emkay chans based on all the narrators different personalities
@@GHE_05 Squoshi wants you to make *cough* unique artwork of Emkay-chan. In case you didn't get that.
“They’re all edible?” I mean, anything can be with enough work.
to Pewdiepie, yes they are.
Yeah, especially the freshest of babies
I'm waiting the day poods die so I can eat him
I mean, there was a man who eat a plane. And survived without any medical consequences.
69th like
I've seen that legless guy and i gotta say he's just vibing
What's his name?
@Evyfinn he is.
He just libing
He’s super awesome, his positivity is contagious
TheVampireItself i know right? And it's kinda nice watching him go through life with a positive outlook 10/10 guy
One of the post: "I want a thicc gay spider"
And that's how angel dust was born
Who?
@@ennard8539 watch hazbin hotel
@@Chaotikonik no
Jesus the number of likes on this is just incredible
@@dumb6241 krust
“I want the thicc gay spider!”
*spams down a drawing of Angeldust and runs*
I am amazed to see how many people are mentioning Angel and i love it😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊👏👏👏👏
Angel dust ain't thicc on the legs though
But He is Thicc on the Bust.
Cherry pie
Apple pie
Pumpkin pie
Cutie pie
_creampie_
“Are they all edible?”
*yes*
My parents love doing the last one
There are not enough words in any possible human language to describe how fking disgusted I am of this moment.
Buddy ya forgot PewDiePie...he seems to be edible too
Lone Beast
yes
0:00
...
Others: DONT YOU DARE
Me: *chuckle*
_CREAMPIE_
r/cursedcomments aaaaaaaaaaaaæaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
r/cursedcomments
r/Cursedcomments
....
Ahaaaaaa, what about... pie
12:10 but I found a tooth in my grandpa's ashes guess they didn't cook him long enough😛
This is itself a cursed comment
Forbidden nugget
Forbidden Chiclets
"I'm James A. Jannise and this is the kill count"
If he gets to do it...
*Starts digging graves*
Oooo
That ` s Illegal
@@EmKay I'm james a jannise and today we are digging graves in
God!
*God why did you join UA-cam two years ago*
A M E N
Name one character that can beat Captain America:
Me: Comrade Russia.
Red guardian*
Captain Vietnam
Screw you
His dad
A Mexican mom with a flip flop
"mMm, yes t-**soft moan** I can't even say it, t**another soft moan** I can't! I can't say that and think of Yoda..."
-Damien
my heart broke at 13:16, Kurt is one of my idols, how dare they, he was amazing and i love him so much
3:16*
UA-cam: 4 seconds ago
Comments: 20 minutes ago
@Dylan Jackson it was a joke
*sheesh*
@Dylan Jackson r/woooshes?
@@jyunny598 r/woooshception
@@Luke_4044 "You're" lol
its because youtube is high again, its the sign for they want help because 4/20 is best day to get high on alcohol
Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that the pinned comment is from the future.
The video was already uploaded, it was just Private.
The comment was made while it was Private.
Yess
Titan what the wall your write
Past*
Damien is friends with Marty mcfly
When he turns off your computer so you turn off his gran’s life support
Get nae nae’d
*GODDAMNIT JUST SAY MY NAMIEN IS DAMIEN-*
“Sometimes I draw wings of fire stuff”
Me: *triggered, in a good way*
The books are great, it gets a little stale around the end but picks up during the academy series
I LOVE WOF!
Okay, how the heck is this comment on my screen, highlighted, and has 81 likes. w h a t?
My girlfriend is such a treasure
That you need a map and a shovel to get her
is it fresh?, or it has already decayed?
@@giodoubledover decayed, you can use it for your own purposes
Hey wait a minute
@BrainBusta she's useless go ahead
@@balmain-i3e these comments just went from 0 to 100 very fast didnt they?
I like that fact that he called the fan art at the end 'kowai' instead of 'kawaii', so he said it was scary instead of cute XD
1:24
To what I would imagine is the relief of many, the yoda species does not traditionally reproduce, they just, apparate.
That also means yoda is smooth down there though, so bean yoda is a very accurate depiction of reality.
As someone that works at Cane’s: the most common saying is “chicken hot chicken, which combo you pickin’?” OR “rain or shine, it’s chicken time!” But my personal favorite is “Sufferin’ succotash, we’ve got that chicken stash, want some?”
if you guys are wondering, the legless dude is Rowdy Burton.
He technically has legs, but they are just numbs.
love that dude. he has the best energy.
So jealous that he has an excuse not to go to the gym.
yeah he's awesome
Just a random Minnesota citizen yes. I have absorbed his legs and now have 4 legs
"I want the thicc gay spider."
Angel Dust: Am I a joke to you?!
“I want a gay thick spider”
Angel dust: Count me in
YES
Angel dust: what’s ur budget
James A. Janisse
Imagine him as an actual future actor in a slasher
YEes
He was in a CryptTV movie called the LookSee (I think that's what it was)
@@Oli-xc4tm I mean as in a movie premiering into a theater or actual slasher movie
@@StarLight72267 i would love that.
StarLight722 honestly I love his videos he even shouted me out one time and it was priceless.
MrMag he was also the crazed... guess what? SLASHER/MURDERER in The LookSee.
3:24
“Sometimes, when I get sad, I clean my shotgun with my mouth”
-Kurt Cobain.
Same but instead I clean my WWII turret with my @$$hole
Kurt Nobrain
Static Dawnn
Well, technically there was still a brain.
His thoughts were just a bit scattered.
joke: exists
Damien: *wheeze*
I’ve been wondering for hours how these videos are monetized
3:33 Angel Dust: allow me to introduce myself
Can you imagine a Legless man in a Halloween costume running at you?
‘The only man that can skip leg day.’
Monday tuesday wednesday
me: *FRIDAY, SATURDAY SUNDAY*
His name is Rowdy, you should go check out his UA-cam channel.
3:36 *Angel Dust wants to know your location*
0:56 i showed my girlfriend and she said "who's Geodude?"
At that moment i begin to question our relationship
just tell her to meet her in bed, she'll find out soon enough ;)
Damien's laugh makes this alot more funnier.
The French fry to family member ratio is something that should be taken very seriously. One French fry is equal to approximately ten family members. So if they eat too many of your fries you might have to eat them because you already ate the rest of their family. Also don’t forget that one pregnant woman is equal to one and a half people, so if you get lucky you might not have to kidnap as many people.
1:21
Anakin: *Laughing and rolling on the floor*
Ashoka: *Screaming* I. NEED. BLEACH.
Obi-Wan: Obi-Wan.exe has stopped working.
3:34 the creators of Hazbin Hotel coming up with characters
11:58
The Russo’s actually addressed this, the Reality Stone made the sound happen.
“Reality can be whatever I want.”
**Uses the stone to make his snaps sound normal with metallic glove on**
@@mikeschmidt4624 Thanos just wanted to flex and let people know the culling would happen shortly
I’m counting the amount of times I’ve looked in the refrigerator today:
Yes
Hi I'm James A. Janiesse and today we're doing the kill count on my grandmother's funeral.
"They're all edible?"
Me: well... If you're immune to adorable-ness...
haha ebiedi
Edo!,,! Hahaukkkakka mall samta
Lel hayhahah elly is!!,!,!”!,! nooooooooo
@@thereselundgren7304 I could not have agreed more with you
Ah my favourite time of the day
*Emkay Cursed Comments*
Baby Yoda is Shrek's Turd but with googly eyes. You cannot change my mind.
“What can beat Captain America?”
Diabetes.
Oh and that one virus.
Damien’s cackle is everything 😭💀
1:42
I’m leaving this here.
*this is art.*
Dark mode users be like:
*Bruh I’m Blind*
fun fact : i used to steal art before i started drawing on my own. My reason for starting art? So i would never steal art again unless given permission to.
Moral of the story? if you're awkward enough, somebody confronting you about art theft will result in you doing art!
7:29 okay, but he actually does have life-sized molds of everyone. That's seriously the next line
2:37 **chuckles** I’m in danger.
DAMIEN
DAMIEN is his NAMIEN
DAMIEN is not GAYMIEN
DAMIEN is ENTERTAIMIEN
DAMIEN is EMKAYMIEN
Woah I see what you did that :P
all but one is true
Ok mien.
No need to hold the door open
KRUSTY KRABS is UNFAIR
MR. KRABS is in THERE
Hotel? Trivago
11:57 it is clearly shown through the entire movie that Thanos can move his hand with the glove in tandem. It's obviously not metal but a flexible substitute that can also sustain the power of the stones.
3:33 , Are they talkin' about Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel here ?
Possibly
is there another gay spider that i dont know about? what else would it be, im confusion
That LAUGHING/WHEEZING Is WHOLESOME
EVERYONE LIKED THAT.
13:12 DEKU MEH BABBBBYYYY!!!
He’s so cute in that picture 🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️
When you say "Itadekimasu" to the cashier at McDonald's
*MERICA, HELL YEAH!!*
Why do I only like watching Emkay when it's Damien??? :P
Emkay: Cherry pie, Apple pie, pumpkin pie, cutie pie,
Me: where's pewdiepie?
He's doing something
Creampie
Would you eat pewdiepie?
@@specmoment3592 yea
cause he pewdieDied
The guy in the thumbnail is Rowdy Burton, he's super cool
the guy without legs would definitely NOT survive the zombie apocalypse
When they were talking about drawing the gay spider, Where they talking about Angel Dust, from HAZBIN HOTEL.
"I love James A. Janisse, man"
*oh dass nicee :)*
AH DASS NAT NICE ( he says as Beverly turns into pennywise
*_"I'd Eat Baby Yoda"_*
-Pewdiepie 2019
5:58 I REMEMBER SEEING THAT COMMENT ON THAT DEAD MEAT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!
@Some Gray Snake I dont remember which video it was. I watched it a while ago
3:33 why do I know exactly what they meant by "thicc spider"
Search up angel dust hazbin hotel
@@circa134 oh I've seen that pilot a million times, trust me
Same dude, same
U sick freaks
@@xabxeee2649 oh because you're so sweet...
0:22 is that
*KEANU*
Back hair? "I usually close my eyes and imagine she's wearing an alpaca sweater" - Gilbert Gottfried
Too bad he got fried
@@limegreenracerpro3369
And eaten
congrats on 2 mill subs emkay :)
The sock noise sounded like a car peeling out of a driveway
5:23 If you continue, the cops might join your performance but it might be shortened a bit
0:04 where's cream pie
Fucking right I was going to ask that
Me: *sees EMKAY-CHAN*
Also me: lord forgive for what ima bout to do
Damian:I love James a Jaynes
Me:time for cursed commenting time
3:32 and that person was as you guessed... VIVZIEPOP
3:33 ANGEL DUUUUUUST?
*All the Hazbin Hotel fans know what I'm talking about*
He's not thicc
Yasssss
Finally! A youtuber taking about another UA-camr I watch!
3:33 I wasn’t expecting to make a joke about hazbin hotel but here we are
The legless guy is called Rowdy Burton. He has a really wholesome youtube channel where he shows how he does day to day things and gets around. I encourage everyone to go take a look!
Rowdy is so chill about it tho he's just living his life. 10/10
Me: closes door hard
Mom: *Oh boy, here I go killing again.*
0:23 When you say Arigato to a Korean
cherry pie, Apple pie, pumpkin pie, cutie pie, _CREAMPIE_
_murderpie_
_OH NO_
GioDoubleDover SAVAGE But I LIKE IT!
Last time I was this early, Slazo still owned the channel
I-
The pfp of one of my discord servers is the first one but with deku-
Hello fellow MHA fan
@@prettylix9771 Dekuuuuu he is my favourite
@@kittyrabies my favourite is todoroki
I live in the Louisiana, and at the Canes here, they say ''What's kickin', want some chicken?''
If you think about it, shower is just a water bukakke
The nukes: _Where we droppin’ boys?_
Iran
Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Japan, on the 6 and 9th of August, 1945
"Gay spider"
Me: *FLASHBACKS OF ANGEL DUST*
“How the hell did THANOS snap with a metal glove on?”
H-he has all the infinity stones. He can edit reality to where that’s possible...