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  • @EmKay
    @EmKay  5 років тому +1677

    Subscribe to Geezee? Subscribe to GeeZee: ua-cam.com/channels/QbphLRfm6WZqJ1qNJBFokg.html

    • @cheesecake3581
      @cheesecake3581 5 років тому +8

      EmKay yeet

    • @quartz7123
      @quartz7123 5 років тому +12

      Subscribe to Geezee?......SUBSCRIBE RIGHT NOW

    • @idizwaditiz4428
      @idizwaditiz4428 5 років тому +6

      EmKay daddy

    • @meatmaster665
      @meatmaster665 5 років тому +2

      ive been subbed

    • @donutboi2254
      @donutboi2254 5 років тому +7

      ok bud.
      WE.
      NEED.
      MERCH.
      I would wear it every day AND not wash it for fear of destroying a beautiful masterpiece

  • @IcedNight96
    @IcedNight96 5 років тому +4167

    "All you did was make another man hard; which means you're gay"
    Damien: *Oh no*

    • @tazzz745
      @tazzz745 5 років тому +54

      October 20 is the day where you can be as gay as you want and you'd still be straight. urban search it up

    • @mystuff6477
      @mystuff6477 5 років тому +17

      Taz epic I’m gonna walk outside with my tiny weenie out

    • @mystuff6477
      @mystuff6477 5 років тому +6

      Taz I have a tony weenie

    • @drake671
      @drake671 5 років тому +1

      Stephen Parker pop

    • @72572
      @72572 5 років тому +1

      No, is this what i think it means??

  • @Milk_Toast
    @Milk_Toast 5 років тому +4408

    “All your blood did was make another man hard, making you gay”
    Damien: anime grunting

    • @moth1462
      @moth1462 5 років тому +36

      Oh ya ya oh ya ya ya ya

    • @mingo3976
      @mingo3976 5 років тому +52

      Wait till you find out about hentai
      You'll love it just like I love Damien!

    • @stevencarenduff2623
      @stevencarenduff2623 4 роки тому +3

      😮🤚 😐🤜

    • @ForeskinFighter57
      @ForeskinFighter57 4 роки тому +9

      HA!
      ANIME GRUNTING YOU SAY?!
      (LE FRENCH LAUGH)
      MORE LIKE...
      ANIME MOA-

    • @muffin1571
      @muffin1571 4 роки тому +3

      *n o*

  • @bebabodi5543
    @bebabodi5543 5 років тому +6422

    damien: not funny didnt laugh
    damien: *satanic WHEEEEEEZE*

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 років тому +40

      ua-cam.com/video/WpLHMHrlDRQ/v-deo.html

    • @whatalovelybreadstick2449
      @whatalovelybreadstick2449 5 років тому +46

      Andrew Cho you should get them a few cough drops. I’m sure they would appreciate it.

    • @littlelunastra878
      @littlelunastra878 5 років тому +7

      technically satanic wheezing is not laughing... XD

    • @-touya_todoroki
      @-touya_todoroki 5 років тому +2

      @@whatalovelybreadstick2449 cop drops? Lol

    • @bullaro59
      @bullaro59 5 років тому +3

      And the likes are 666 wtf

  • @kotozaki-p
    @kotozaki-p 4 роки тому +199

    “Words ending in ‘ie’ are so cute! Like ‘cutie,’ ‘sweetie,’ ‘cookie’-“
    “ᴅɪᴇ."
    "ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐᵖᶦᵉ?"

  • @k1ngcrazy460
    @k1ngcrazy460 4 роки тому +1034

    When Damien gets married he is going to put a ring on his profile hand

    • @themoth1360
      @themoth1360 4 роки тому +10

      I hope so

    • @Sinnergy
      @Sinnergy 4 роки тому +20

      It's not his channel though.

    • @themoth1360
      @themoth1360 4 роки тому +13

      Sinnergy
      Wha??
      Huh??
      The fuck??
      Nani??

    • @aubreys7549
      @aubreys7549 4 роки тому +26

      Tommy Gun it’s a multiple narrator channel

    • @k1ngcrazy460
      @k1ngcrazy460 4 роки тому +4

      Sinnergy oh right I forgot

  • @FoxPlush2744
    @FoxPlush2744 5 років тому +1924

    “Watch her whip and nae nae ohh- and her arm fell oof”
    -Damien 2019

    • @dshoultz6110
      @dshoultz6110 5 років тому +3

      I love your photo! So cute!

    • @FoxPlush2744
      @FoxPlush2744 5 років тому +2

      D Hill thanks and I didn’t even realize all this likes lol

    • @janepool6406
      @janepool6406 5 років тому +3

      Foxplush seems normal to me

    • @lunalennox2743
      @lunalennox2743 5 років тому +1

      I coughed and laughed with water in my mouth XD

    • @lunalennox2743
      @lunalennox2743 5 років тому +2

      @@janepool6406 yeah man dead bodies being posed around like usual

  • @AsianSpycrab
    @AsianSpycrab 5 років тому +1842

    "I've always enjoyed breakfast in bed"
    Damien: Becomes the joker

    • @morty3536
      @morty3536 5 років тому +15

      Joaquin Phoenix is shaking

    • @joehales6153
      @joehales6153 5 років тому

      Shame joquien phoenix beat him to it

    • @-ruubi-7270
      @-ruubi-7270 5 років тому +3

      @Juan Cortez Muro stop spamming content, please. It isn't funny

    • @de4dRabbit
      @de4dRabbit 5 років тому +1

      @Juan Cortez Muro And you can go straight to hell!

    • @SpaceFighter2004
      @SpaceFighter2004 5 років тому

      He shall dance down the stairs with Spider-Man

  • @thepickleofdestiny4536
    @thepickleofdestiny4536 5 років тому +777

    The click: " incest wincest!"
    Emkay:"no..."

    • @TobeEvans
      @TobeEvans 5 років тому +2

      Frosty nah the click just isn’t funny and tries too hard.

    • @shadowhalk225
      @shadowhalk225 5 років тому

      @Shy Guy Animations Bruh what do you think?😂

    • @amelia_rt
      @amelia_rt 5 років тому

      @Juan Cortez Muro yea well I'm ngl.. idc

    • @lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327
      @lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 5 років тому +4

      @@TobeEvansObviously someone who doesn't know the ancient days of The Click while he went by Crazy Shootin.

    • @TobeEvans
      @TobeEvans 5 років тому

      J Tizzle did not need to know that but thanks anyways.

  • @Abs0lut3Cyner
    @Abs0lut3Cyner 5 років тому +823

    THE JOKE WHERE THE GUY STICKS HIS DICK IN THE COFFEE THERE WAS AN AD THAT JUST PLAYED FOR DOUBLE SHOT STARBUCKS COFFEE I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE SO FAST

    • @kalebb9983
      @kalebb9983 5 років тому +15

      Oops I accidentally ruined the 69 like

    • @JupiterKnight
      @JupiterKnight 4 роки тому +6

      @@kalebb9983 no

    • @TheAbsol7448
      @TheAbsol7448 4 роки тому +11

      "Would you like the DOUBLE SHOT, sir?"

    • @enzop6861
      @enzop6861 4 роки тому

      dude, your comment won't get featured in the video if it's already been posted

    • @RND_03
      @RND_03 4 роки тому

      Sure you did

  • @draessw
    @draessw 4 роки тому +141

    0:45 He forgot to read the “Small parts not for children under 3 years of age” label on the Legos.

    • @brookne
      @brookne 4 роки тому +5

      Good one

  • @SammyMaggio
    @SammyMaggio 5 років тому +4100

    My gf’s got everything going for her... except a pulse.

    • @garlic3961
      @garlic3961 4 роки тому +81

      Oof

    • @c013y6
      @c013y6 4 роки тому +245

      Now hold up one second there buster

    • @Leo-bl2zb
      @Leo-bl2zb 4 роки тому +132

      So like as in she's dead or as in she's a mannequin

    • @hannahhonaker1128
      @hannahhonaker1128 4 роки тому +51

      HOLL UP

    • @admer
      @admer 4 роки тому +27

      can’t like cos it’s at 69 likes oof
      edit: forgot to type this in earlier
      hol up

  • @bakedbread2999
    @bakedbread2999 5 років тому +594

    No one in the God damn universe:
    "J O H N D R I N K S D O G S E M E N"

    • @Fidious
      @Fidious 5 років тому +13

      I wonder what you search up for that profile pic.

    • @sebokimre8497
      @sebokimre8497 4 роки тому +3

      @Graham Morcom is it not?

    • @pedronova100
      @pedronova100 4 роки тому +2

      1000 Subs With One Video oh god

    • @Yatsunari
      @Yatsunari 4 роки тому

      @@pedronova100 YO HE THICC!!!!

  • @bakedbread2999
    @bakedbread2999 5 років тому +364

    "He's gay which makes him gay"
    Damien: *Visible concern*

  • @Leonardo-G
    @Leonardo-G 5 років тому +2399

    EmKay: “Incest jokes just aren’t that funny. They don’t pack a punch anymore.”
    *Sees a necrophiliac joke*
    Emkay: *wheezing*
    Edit: Timestamp: 7:18

    • @cram4676
      @cram4676 4 роки тому +9

      timestamp?

    • @ccanthony887
      @ccanthony887 4 роки тому +4

      .

    • @yourdailydoge1200
      @yourdailydoge1200 4 роки тому +26

      13:16 lmao.

    • @garg0y7e
      @garg0y7e 4 роки тому +5

      it's not a necrophilia joke though just a cheating joke

    • @potatowarrior88
      @potatowarrior88 4 роки тому +9

      Incest jokes aren't funny , because its causing a genetic mistake
      i found the solution for iT
      just kill them , not its not incest !
      Its necrophelia , and noe genetically there is nothing wrong with it :")

  • @salediting2147
    @salediting2147 4 роки тому +50

    Everyone needs to acknowledge how spot on his Gordon Ramsay impression was

  • @Han3sly
    @Han3sly 5 років тому +625

    “I beat anorexia”
    Level 2: Diabetes

  • @shsl-nerd8834
    @shsl-nerd8834 5 років тому +302

    Emkay title: STUFF GRANDMA
    Me:I don't sleep, I need answers

    • @likira111
      @likira111 5 років тому +1

      The answer is literally in the thumbnail.

    • @likira111
      @likira111 5 років тому +1

      The answer is literally in the thumbnail.

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 5 років тому +1

      @@likira111 no

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 5 років тому +1

      @@likira111 no

    • @berrytsai
      @berrytsai 5 років тому

      @@mackback319 yes

  • @luciandicoi2521
    @luciandicoi2521 5 років тому +172

    -''Tiny turtle found dead with 104 pieces of plastic in its intestines''
    -So the limit is 103 ?

    • @CaroleJ.V
      @CaroleJ.V 5 років тому +6

      Golden Snake 😖 must....not....laugh

    • @HeyoSkipster
      @HeyoSkipster 5 років тому +5

      actually the limit is *103.9999*

    • @FMHikari
      @FMHikari 5 років тому +2

      No, ingesting plastic shards deals damage over time equal to the number of shards

    • @jagpag6610
      @jagpag6610 5 років тому +1

      @@FMHikari do you not get the joke?

    • @thomasmax9795
      @thomasmax9795 5 років тому +2

      Umm, hello? Is this Reddit? Yes, we have a wooosh here. How big? Oh, it's like the entire reply section. When are you coming to pick the screenshot up? Oh, tomorrow? Well, thanks for letting me know. Have a nice day.

  • @jacobhu4431
    @jacobhu4431 4 роки тому +54

    10:40
    So THAT’S why the grow wiped out Humanity in Spore!
    No wonder they fear *Steve* and hate life. They saw too much

  • @moondustspark5250
    @moondustspark5250 4 роки тому +160

    Girlfri (end)
    Boyfri (end)
    Best frie (end)
    Danny Devito
    Only Danny Devito has no end. Trust in Danny Devito.

  • @idkmirror
    @idkmirror 5 років тому +253

    Sometimes, when a comment is extra cursed, it becomes Possessed.

    • @mynameismmandimheretosay7979
      @mynameismmandimheretosay7979 5 років тому +2

      Two is better than one

    • @rosilinathedragon4382
      @rosilinathedragon4382 5 років тому

      Nice

    • @dshoultz6110
      @dshoultz6110 5 років тому +2

      @Juan Cortez Muro fuck off man, quit spamming

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 5 років тому +2

      @Juan Cortez Muro LMAO 😂😂 😂😂 😂 HAD ME DYING

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 5 років тому +2

      @@literallyvictoriachase why don't you do it yourself instead of saying what you're too weak to do yourself 😜

  • @Meme-vj2jc
    @Meme-vj2jc 5 років тому +124

    Damien: Eh...Funny?
    "That beat dropped harder than my grandma down the stairs."
    Damien: *Wheeze*

  • @mr.meme7612
    @mr.meme7612 5 років тому +311

    If EmKay is ever sad we will know because we won’t hear WHEEZE

    • @Q-lowGoblin
      @Q-lowGoblin 5 років тому +4

      We will hear WHEEEEEEEZE ecmven when hes sad.

    • @Q-lowGoblin
      @Q-lowGoblin 5 років тому +4

      We will hear WHEEEEEZE even when hes sad.

    • @sharron74
      @sharron74 5 років тому

      The Phoenix You don’t need to repeat

  • @jax9941
    @jax9941 4 роки тому +562

    the banana is crunchy because they forgot to peal the skin off
    edit: THESE REPLIES LOOOL

  • @ansigatico63
    @ansigatico63 5 років тому +47

    1:25
    "Look at the top of its head--"

  • @elitemadness_
    @elitemadness_ 5 років тому +380

    "Makes you feel warm inside, like christmas."
    I feel the christmas spirit *inside* of me

  • @artikz7349
    @artikz7349 5 років тому +83

    8:03
    That imitation of Gordon's voice is lovely

  • @samcalliber4629
    @samcalliber4629 5 років тому +65

    5:46
    "shes trying to hold the spiders in"
    me: *OH WHAT THE FU-*

  • @jaxhoward407
    @jaxhoward407 4 роки тому +17

    I saw the cover pic. I said “this is gonna be wholesome” I read the comment. Then I said “NEVERMIND.”

  • @KJisdope
    @KJisdope 4 роки тому +11

    Damien: “UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH”

  • @AceSpadesStudios
    @AceSpadesStudios 5 років тому +94

    I'm literally watching this at 7am while I'm sick. I should be sleeping.

  • @chaospxl_
    @chaospxl_ 5 років тому +177

    Cursed Comment of today:
    Ness: *uses PK*
    Lucas: *uses PTSD*

    • @sageker8208
      @sageker8208 5 років тому +3

      This has brought me enjoyment. Thank you.

    • @jiyzo
      @jiyzo 5 років тому +1

      *winning wont bring Claus back*

    • @compositebow151
      @compositebow151 5 років тому

      Yes
      I love it
      Tank you

    • @sixteentheweeb3277
      @sixteentheweeb3277 5 років тому

      @@jiyzo *Not again-*

    • @BlushieCat
      @BlushieCat 5 років тому

      ChaosPxl Excuseee me

  • @foxnamedtoast7284
    @foxnamedtoast7284 5 років тому +96

    Me after staying up all night: Ehh...Better head to sleep.
    Emkay: *Uploads a video 3 minutes ago*
    Me: *S L E E P C A N W A I T*

    • @foxnamedtoast7284
      @foxnamedtoast7284 5 років тому

      thirstpolice Sorry I was very excited for being early and this was the first thing I thought of

    • @complicatedcocaine.5015
      @complicatedcocaine.5015 5 років тому

      And the worst thing is that you are a gacha kid.

    • @foxnamedtoast7284
      @foxnamedtoast7284 5 років тому

      ComplicatedCocaine. I’m sorry but what does Gacha have to do with my comment (Not Trying To Sound Rude)

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 років тому +2

      please sleep emkay is always waiting for you in the morning

    • @complicatedcocaine.5015
      @complicatedcocaine.5015 5 років тому +1

      @@my_irene take back your words, kid.
      Gacha videos are literally shit.
      With no talent put into it whatsoever.
      Just search the word "gacha" in UA-cam, the first thing that will pop up is a poorly made video just like every video. Honouring. And don't let me get started on what the gacha community does.

  • @honeybuzz699
    @honeybuzz699 5 років тому +13

    6:13
    Some kids don't need their parents to do it for them.

  • @therewasaneffort5468
    @therewasaneffort5468 4 роки тому +10

    “This banana tastes metallic...”

  • @gasi-kxrma
    @gasi-kxrma 5 років тому +114

    This shit drop faster than a newborn in an elevator

    • @goldandsilver4211
      @goldandsilver4211 5 років тому +8

      Sir- Eiddam wait a second...

    • @forrevv
      @forrevv 5 років тому +9

      *HOL' UP*

    • @quitfreak5229
      @quitfreak5229 5 років тому +2

      ..................WAIt WHA-

    • @inc0gnit09
      @inc0gnit09 5 років тому +2

      funny mines was at a balcony

    • @prelude8717
      @prelude8717 5 років тому +4

      *w h a t d i d y o u j u s t s a y*

  • @sinistersilence489
    @sinistersilence489 5 років тому +36

    Baby turtle: dies
    Damien: *WHEEZE*

  • @Jaum_N
    @Jaum_N 5 років тому +67

    “Peanut Butter JELLO Time”
    I was sooo triggered when he didn’t say Jelly.

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 5 років тому +3

      Because MURICA

    • @apollo4294
      @apollo4294 5 років тому +1

      Its actually “legume child food nonvegan food hours”

    • @nd35780
      @nd35780 5 років тому +2

      Um akchually, it's "allergy margarine gelatin watch."

  • @urakakaochacho4570
    @urakakaochacho4570 5 років тому +8

    I love this dudes laugh 😂

  • @LuxrayLloyd
    @LuxrayLloyd 4 роки тому +37

    12:38 - Does the background move to anyone else?

    • @sarahcerar8049
      @sarahcerar8049 4 роки тому +2

      ᴵᵀ ᴹᴬᴷᴱˢ my eyes want to bleed

    • @draingang4life
      @draingang4life 4 роки тому +1

      Seek help

    • @filip76uk17
      @filip76uk17 4 роки тому +1

      😐😑😐

    • @icy-hot9186
      @icy-hot9186 4 роки тому

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @_A_Table
      @_A_Table 4 роки тому

      Oh my god, it's like a joke

  • @Infirti
    @Infirti 5 років тому +286

    Nobody:
    Not even a soul:
    Emkay: *w h e e z e*

    • @goodgrief6090
      @goodgrief6090 5 років тому +5

      Ahh yes I nut when I hear papa wheeze

    • @astronic743
      @astronic743 5 років тому +5

      Nobody:
      Not even a soul:
      Retards in the comment section: Nobody:
      Not even a soul:
      Emkay: *w h e e z e*

    • @lotustea1547
      @lotustea1547 5 років тому

      Wheeze
      Wheeze
      Wheeze
      Wheeze
      Wheeze

    • @Infirti
      @Infirti 5 років тому +1

      AnAvargeWeeb nobody:
      Not even a soul:
      Bitches: retards: nobody:
      Not even a soul:
      Emkay: *w h e e z e*

    • @thunderizrr2813
      @thunderizrr2813 5 років тому +1

      *W H E E Z E*

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 5 років тому +22

    GeeZee is the fusion of Damien and Cowbelly so he could stop Rslash and GioFilms

    • @cannedbeancat5188
      @cannedbeancat5188 5 років тому

      *Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 років тому +4

      THIS IS WAR.

  • @avo143
    @avo143 4 роки тому +2

    7:54
    “As my child grew older each day, I realized-”
    *ad plays*
    “THAT IS SOMETHING TO BEHOLD”

  • @Lucas.I.think.
    @Lucas.I.think. 4 роки тому +10

    0:40 and that’s just his breakfast

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 років тому +76

    I thought the title said "Stuffed Grandma" and thought of stuff.

    • @alwest4472
      @alwest4472 5 років тому +5

      Oh, you've got a hat now?

    • @sk4wti
      @sk4wti 5 років тому +1

      Well I mean, Thanksgiving is kinda soon...

    • @fleshnorgans
      @fleshnorgans 5 років тому +3

      Tails please give me your hat so I can put it on my dead grandma's corpse and take a cool selfie with it, ty!

    • @eggofwah4852
      @eggofwah4852 5 років тому +3

      Fresh hat bro

    • @JustStar9454
      @JustStar9454 5 років тому +1

      Juan Cortez Muro bruh you have replied on most comments I’ve seen

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 років тому +432

    *Why was the Robot Arrested?*
    It was charged with battery

  • @ParisAlexandros
    @ParisAlexandros 5 років тому +14

    Comment: *is kinda funny*
    Damian: *tea kettle noises*

  • @melodymcdaniel9268
    @melodymcdaniel9268 5 років тому +3

    3:02 he actually drank vitamins that are meant to keep unborn puppies healthy and make sure they develop correctly. The author grew up on a farm and they would feed stuff like that to pregnant livestock and he assumed it was the same for dogs and that everyone would understand what the comic meant

  • @pudorin5505
    @pudorin5505 4 роки тому +2

    *I love Damiens wheezing!!*
    Ily

  • @ashamoosmith5805
    @ashamoosmith5805 5 років тому +35

    Donald trump as a Brit sounds like Gordon Ramsay

  • @ArtGuyBushy
    @ArtGuyBushy 5 років тому +13

    HOLY CRAP HIS VOICE AT THE BEGGINING IM DYING AAAAAAAA

    • @keanubaron3089
      @keanubaron3089 5 років тому

      @The Bushy Boy ur pfp looks like Bugmite from pokémon
      *Bergmite

  • @yeetusdefeetus
    @yeetusdefeetus 5 років тому +25

    0:00
    Thats some
    “MEAT BEAT MANIA”
    Only certain intellectuals can understand

  • @Ale-bv3vd
    @Ale-bv3vd 4 роки тому +2

    2:19
    That is the biggest "No u" that I saw someone make. That was amazing.

  • @random6579
    @random6579 5 років тому +91

    One time my girlfriend passed out mid-sex
    I kissed her goodnight and kept going

  • @movementman9777
    @movementman9777 5 років тому +10

    When I’m complaining about taxes, I’m actually talking about TAXidermy.

  • @juliusnepos6013
    @juliusnepos6013 5 років тому +10

    There should be a compilation of Damien wheezing

  • @marlenihernandez3136
    @marlenihernandez3136 5 років тому +6

    6:08 I WAS DRINKING WATER AND IT CAME OUT OF MY NOSE IM CRYING

  • @mr.stuffdoer8483
    @mr.stuffdoer8483 5 років тому +34

    Damien: Incest joke no funny.
    Also Damien: Taxidermy grandma dab lol

  • @cha0sreb00t6
    @cha0sreb00t6 4 роки тому +6

    Everytime I bring a girl home my parents tell me to get her out of the house,she has everything going for her except shes a raccoon

  • @kid8467
    @kid8467 5 років тому +120

    *Who is Feat?*
    *And why is he in every song!*
    Ps: I didn’t tell you this but he also goes by Ft.

  • @marton8266
    @marton8266 5 років тому +4

    Damien reads out cursed comment ever created and tries not to laugh
    His Brain: KEINE SCHWÄCHE ZEIGEN

  • @degeneratewithasideoftidep6795
    @degeneratewithasideoftidep6795 5 років тому +8

    Jesus. . .never though a video would hit harder than my dad

  • @teh-fat-cat
    @teh-fat-cat 4 роки тому +5

    Me: *PEELING THE BANANA*
    my mum: *Horrified as to why I'm eating a skinned bird*

    • @grandsonjake9827
      @grandsonjake9827 4 роки тому

      she's just horrified that your eating it raw, like c'mon man at least cook the bird before you eat it

    • @teh-fat-cat
      @teh-fat-cat 4 роки тому

      @@grandsonjake9827 ahh I gotcha, I'll go grab another crunchy banana real quick.

  • @notcreative7855
    @notcreative7855 5 років тому +5

    This is a nice way to start my morning

  • @frithjof2004
    @frithjof2004 5 років тому +12

    Sorry I was late, I was doing stuff
    Grandma: I'm stuff

    • @IAmMeat1
      @IAmMeat1 5 років тому

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL OMFGGGG SO FUNNY QHQHQHQHWHWHHQA

    • @sreekanthr2
      @sreekanthr2 5 років тому +1

      @@IAmMeat1 sarcasm?

  • @NocturnalDecay
    @NocturnalDecay 4 роки тому +1

    Damien: "One month later-"
    Ad: "THERE'S AN EPIDEMIC SPREADING"

  • @OtterPxp
    @OtterPxp 3 роки тому +2

    EmKay is:
    A- awesome
    B- funny
    C- good at making my day
    D- all of the above

  • @bw13113
    @bw13113 5 років тому +5

    The Emkay Subreddit is cursed itself.

  • @xxnaenaexx1745
    @xxnaenaexx1745 5 років тому +49

    Plot twist: turtles are just sea vacuums and vsco girls want the ocean to be dirty🌚

  • @Alyxiosxo
    @Alyxiosxo 5 років тому +23

    I like cheesecake

  • @madox8703
    @madox8703 4 роки тому +1

    Your laughs never fail me

  • @renearchuleta8767
    @renearchuleta8767 Рік тому +1

    5:20 I laughed at this way harder than I probably should've.

  • @falling_vega1257
    @falling_vega1257 5 років тому +14

    Damien makes me feel dumb for laughing at the incest jokes while he’s just like “oh yeah really funny” sarcastically.
    Be honest, the My Little Mermaid one was funny

  • @BubbatheFeraligatr
    @BubbatheFeraligatr 4 роки тому +3

    for ALL the people who love Emkay's laugh, here ya go people 0:50

  • @TheManWithaGasMask
    @TheManWithaGasMask 5 років тому +10

    How's it going everyone? Having a great day?

    • @ifthiswasthat7639
      @ifthiswasthat7639 5 років тому +1

      Yeah man, how about you?

    • @thespyyder3698
      @thespyyder3698 5 років тому +1

      No

    • @soda_095
      @soda_095 5 років тому

      Yup, how 'bout you?

    • @TheManWithaGasMask
      @TheManWithaGasMask 5 років тому

      @@ifthiswasthat7639 I'm having a great day! Thanks for asking

    • @skin4013
      @skin4013 5 років тому

      i have to put out my dog due to his kidney problems. We have had him for 9 years

  • @jaimep9941
    @jaimep9941 5 років тому +3

    2:36 AHHH EMKAY USED MY POST AAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @mp3png
    @mp3png 4 роки тому +2

    Emkay: It makes me feel warm inside... Like Christmas.
    Me: B-but Christmas is cold.
    Emkay: Exactly....

  • @yourdailydoge1200
    @yourdailydoge1200 5 років тому +5

    "Makes you feel warm inside"
    Yes, i do like something warm inside me also.

  • @LeoYoshi54321
    @LeoYoshi54321 5 років тому +3

    this entire channel is damien not getting the joke, damien still laughing, the editor shaming damien and censoring swears with kid-friendly words in a desperate attempt to get monetized.
    Hey, I still watch it.

  • @Crimson_Phoenix698
    @Crimson_Phoenix698 5 років тому +39

    Damien: “All you did was make another man hard, which makes you gay.”
    Also Damien: oh no, no.......
    Me: I’m already gay.......time to donate some blood

    • @editating_2614
      @editating_2614 4 роки тому +4

      You GayYYyYyyyy!!!!!!??? I didn't know those existed in real life.

    • @yveltals
      @yveltals 4 роки тому +1

      Saksham
      you know wat a asexual is?

    • @MikeJProto
      @MikeJProto 4 роки тому +2

      @@yveltals asexual be what them plants are

    • @yveltals
      @yveltals 4 роки тому

      Michael
      no-
      im not a plant
      but ok

  • @snuffybeagle3351
    @snuffybeagle3351 4 роки тому +1

    2:52 I love the episode where it gos “peanut butter JELLO time”

  • @unnameddude9325
    @unnameddude9325 3 роки тому +1

    You've lived long enough to see yourself become the villain when a cursed comment appears from your subreddit

  • @sinfullyy
    @sinfullyy 4 роки тому +5

    00:01
    Looks like diabetes is the next challenge

  • @dirtbiker1745
    @dirtbiker1745 5 років тому +43

    Dislikes are just Australians trying to like.

  • @melpomenethemuse
    @melpomenethemuse 4 роки тому +3

    0:09 the username tho... ‘ItsLeviosaaaaaahhhhhh’ lol

  • @raynethescribe2772
    @raynethescribe2772 4 роки тому +2

    3:40
    There are three phases to this:
    "Aww nanako you sweet child, big bro will make you some cookies"
    "wait, no, yu, no, narukami, why"
    "DON'T! YOU DARE! LEWD THE JUSTICE CHILD!!!"

    • @Nanisweird
      @Nanisweird 4 роки тому

      May I ask what is the name of the game..I remember playing this game but I really need to know the name...

    • @silverman1205
      @silverman1205 4 роки тому

      @Best anime Wifu Persona 4

  • @capybara5842
    @capybara5842 4 роки тому +2

    4:23 damien: hmmm
    2 minutes later
    Damien: ZACH!

  • @0ItsFeedingTime0
    @0ItsFeedingTime0 5 років тому +12

    Wait, incest was meant as a joke?
    I need to tell my sister.

  • @enzop6861
    @enzop6861 4 роки тому +4

    "When this race war pops off"
    Yikes. Aged like milk.

  • @hakai9998
    @hakai9998 5 років тому +7

    I'm surprised he didn't laugh at some of his own jokes

    • @Hermit_Wish
      @Hermit_Wish 5 років тому

      It's normal, trust me.
      Even I don't laugh at my own jokes, though my life is the biggest one.

  • @Lunar_Lite
    @Lunar_Lite 5 років тому +1

    His laugh at 2:57Sounds like a killer or something

  • @mr.f0rgett4ble
    @mr.f0rgett4ble 4 роки тому +1

    -We should stop testing our products in animals
    +Why? Shampoo companies do it all the time!!
    -We sell *condoms* ...

  • @jasondeng7677
    @jasondeng7677 5 років тому +3

    7:26 One time i was texting my friend about stuff, but we were bored to we made words' syllables backwords:
    apple = ple ap
    elevator = tor va e el
    and i said family which = ily fam, so my friend thought i said "I love you fam" and it was embarrassing

  • @calebdaferg
    @calebdaferg 5 років тому +59

    How long can Damien wheeze??
    👇🏽

    • @leandro6903
      @leandro6903 5 років тому

      Fuck off m8

    • @themadkraken1912
      @themadkraken1912 5 років тому +1

      He can wheeze 28

    • @fxme4178
      @fxme4178 5 років тому

      @@chelldren its actually the amount of people that are acoustic enough to like and basically say, "Damien can wheeze 32"

    • @chelldren
      @chelldren 5 років тому

      Pres Fame i was assuming something like 50 hours or mins like that, but op didnt say any unit measurement

    • @fxme4178
      @fxme4178 5 років тому

      @@chelldren ik i was calling everyone stupid

  • @Slush2900_
    @Slush2900_ 5 років тому +10

    Damien like this I will delete my second Minecraft world with 60 stacks of diamond

    • @Slush2900_
      @Slush2900_ 5 років тому

      @@lotustea1547 why is that

    • @Slush2900_
      @Slush2900_ 5 років тому

      @@lotustea1547 he won't

  • @squashedopossum7584
    @squashedopossum7584 5 років тому +2

    5:19
    Got an ad for double shot coffee immediately after this.

  • @chaoticgood936
    @chaoticgood936 4 роки тому

    Damien laughing is what keeps me alive

  • @anotherofyouridiots9078
    @anotherofyouridiots9078 3 роки тому +3

    me watches it DOOM theme starts playing
    me: its show time
    *loads shotgun with mulitius intents*

  • @thatoneguy9582
    @thatoneguy9582 5 років тому +4

    “stuff grandma”
    i’m stuff