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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2019
  • Top posts from r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
    Editor ► / jackbontatibus
    Narrator ► / damienleevoice

КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @sovietunion8087
    @sovietunion8087 4 роки тому +3917

    Joke
    Me: that's pretty funny
    Damien: *W H E E Z E*

  • @cas4018
    @cas4018 4 роки тому +11711

    Petition for him to say "My Namien is Damien"

  • @honeydew1917
    @honeydew1917 4 роки тому +91

    No one:
    My brain at 2 am: **thinks about Damien’s laugh and makes me start laughing too**

  • @frostywolfy6640
    @frostywolfy6640 4 роки тому +107

    “This is Twitter, not Google Grandma” okay natsuki

  • @kittycawn_
    @kittycawn_ 4 роки тому +3411

    teacher: why u laughing
    me: nothing
    me: *emkay has a reddit*

  • @lvd_johnskateboard8331
    @lvd_johnskateboard8331 4 роки тому +3260

    You can't spell manslaughter without laughter

  • @Pteryll
    @Pteryll 4 роки тому +421

    This is not mine but:
    “ yeetus yeetus commit self deleteus”

  • @youfromthepast3513
    @youfromthepast3513 4 роки тому +349

    Time traveler here, we can’t eat humans anymore because of social distancing.

    • @alvinmiranda7574
      @alvinmiranda7574 4 роки тому +5

      No you can

    • @Mr.Pocket
      @Mr.Pocket 3 роки тому +8

      I had a 20 inch fork so we can

    • @Mr.Pocket
      @Mr.Pocket 3 роки тому +5

      Venom Snek only a spoon full

    • @Mr.Pocket
      @Mr.Pocket 3 роки тому +1

      Venom Snek of ice cream

    • @Mr.Pocket
      @Mr.Pocket 3 роки тому +2

      Venom Snek WhAt dId yOu ThInK I WaS gOiNg To SaY

  • @d3ad_ro0ster
    @d3ad_ro0ster 4 роки тому +3229

    The title reminds me of that one:
    Hermione: Harry, I'm pregnant
    Harry Potter: fetus deletus!

    • @geoman265.
      @geoman265. 4 роки тому +72

      dO do Do DO Dooooo dOOOooO

    • @breadiswater1979
      @breadiswater1979 4 роки тому +88

      FETUS DELETUS THE.FETUS IS MEATUS

    • @calypsosystem3726
      @calypsosystem3726 4 роки тому +50

      A b o r t i o n

    • @LucaGel23
      @LucaGel23 4 роки тому +34

      Better yet, have fun with her body!
      AVADA KEDAVRA!!!

    • @Sage-ve3pl
      @Sage-ve3pl 4 роки тому +27

      He better deltus that fetus Because his wife do be ginny

  • @littlepotato5525
    @littlepotato5525 4 роки тому +5420

    Friends are kind of like toast.
    If you set them on fire, they are crunchy.

    • @Booce-db5db
      @Booce-db5db 4 роки тому +105

      Little Potato at least you tried

    • @speedylinguine
      @speedylinguine 4 роки тому +151

      Little Potato *KWISPY*

    • @FA-yi1vt
      @FA-yi1vt 4 роки тому +137

      I like my friends with a C r o n c h

    • @lunarpitch
      @lunarpitch 4 роки тому +36

      Krispy Friends Are Best Friends

    • @kalebriddle7215
      @kalebriddle7215 4 роки тому +21

      R/cursedcomments

  • @spicystxrrs
    @spicystxrrs 4 роки тому +13

    2:32 just imagine you're laying in bed and feel that breeze then you just hear, "bOooOo iM a GhoOoOssstTt," then just a bunch of choking noises

  • @enteikarino6921
    @enteikarino6921 3 роки тому +10

    Regarding the pineapple, yes, it can eat away at your flesh. It’s often used as a tenderizer to soften meat. As for eating it, it can’t kill you if you digest it first.

  • @LokiThePug
    @LokiThePug 4 роки тому +817

    2:59
    Me:”eating pineapple”
    The pineapple:PAYBACK MOTHERFUCKER NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

    • @mrmagunga2788
      @mrmagunga2788 4 роки тому +18

      Ok this is so underrated

    • @forrevv
      @forrevv 4 роки тому +28

      The Pineapples are back, *W I T H V E N G E A N C E*

    • @veronnn.
      @veronnn. 4 роки тому +4

      sforeevoo lol I’m ded

    • @iamthechair6328
      @iamthechair6328 4 роки тому +5

      Pineapples= Cow

    • @uglymugofaprofilepicture8312
      @uglymugofaprofilepicture8312 4 роки тому +5

      I just imagined how spongebob would end up being eaten by his on home, or that one episode(The best day ever, I think)where those bugs were eating everything and would’ve gotten eaten by the pineapple inside out.

  • @therandom0ne939
    @therandom0ne939 4 роки тому +1205

    I named the spider in my room Cotton-eyed Joe because I need to know two things.
    1. Where did he come from
    2. Where did he go....

  • @lfchubbuck
    @lfchubbuck 4 роки тому +157

    Teacher: okay class, today we will be doing something different, like finger paint
    Kid whose name is paint:😳😨😰😱🥵

  • @wolfydawolf1296
    @wolfydawolf1296 4 роки тому +40

    The pic in the thumbnail would be sort of wholesome if he were holding a catcher's mitt instead of a bat

  • @hayden9384
    @hayden9384 4 роки тому +4529

    Post: *something funny*
    Emkay:😕
    Emkay:His own joke
    Emkay:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂

    • @Altives
      @Altives 4 роки тому +24

      The Real Paul Rudd thats not funny

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. 4 роки тому +145

      @@Altives but it's true

    • @coronavirus8551
      @coronavirus8551 4 роки тому +15

      Ah yes true comedy

    • @mirkeer814
      @mirkeer814 4 роки тому +39

      Alfred Gamer yeah but it’s tru tho so its kinda funny

    • @Altives
      @Altives 4 роки тому +2

      F.E.V ik

  • @rob3840
    @rob3840 4 роки тому +752

    “Harry,you need to stop doing abortions at school”
    “Fetus deletus”

  • @Lawsonomy1
    @Lawsonomy1 4 роки тому +220

    Eye condition: Idris heterochromia. It's more common in cats then it is in humans.

    • @basyaproductions8744
      @basyaproductions8744 4 роки тому +5

      Same with dogs, i would know because i have a husky with the same condition

    • @ihavethisnowiguess
      @ihavethisnowiguess 4 роки тому +3

      cus incest iis kinda norm for cats

    • @ImADeity
      @ImADeity 4 роки тому +1

      coo

    • @smashypixel4188
      @smashypixel4188 2 роки тому

      @@basyaproductions8744 have a weiner with the same condition but one of her eyes have 2 colors for some reason and it looks like a pokeball

    • @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364
      @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 2 роки тому

      @@ihavethisnowiguess r/cursedcomments

  • @lazypaladin
    @lazypaladin 4 роки тому +8

    I've never felt more connected to anyone...Damiens reaction to Mumbo Jumbo. Pretty much got naturally bass boosted by yours truly

  • @aurealite
    @aurealite 4 роки тому +642

    “I want a new joke, I want a new joke, I want a new joke”
    *and that kids is how I was born*
    (Do you really want my username to be Ctrl_Alt_Delete)

  • @rubix1619
    @rubix1619 4 роки тому +499

    6:51
    Emkay: Fetus Deletus
    Me: Lmao more like fetus beatus

  • @mememaster6928
    @mememaster6928 4 роки тому +13

    9:57 I'm currently on the toilet having a violent crap and have goosebumps and now freaked out

    • @moocake057
      @moocake057 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks for....sharing..?

    • @thatpicklekid3536
      @thatpicklekid3536 3 роки тому

      I am having a violent crap and I regret clicking on that time stamp

    • @azekiel7599
      @azekiel7599 3 роки тому

      Ya done yet?

  • @djtj5778
    @djtj5778 3 роки тому +2

    1:05 why does this feel like the least horrible thing to happen in December

  • @PIB2000
    @PIB2000 4 роки тому +645

    *Stares at pineapple* "I guess the real question is, who's eating who?"

  • @thecaliconinja7667
    @thecaliconinja7667 4 роки тому +774

    Someone posts something*
    Comments: demonic laughter*

  • @abrogaming5976
    @abrogaming5976 4 роки тому +2

    Mumbo Jumbos birth story is now officially the best thing ive ever heard

  • @IHateCopperGolems
    @IHateCopperGolems 3 роки тому +6

    3:50
    is it bad that my immediate thought was to add *splat splat* to the end of this?

  • @mollytaylor8122
    @mollytaylor8122 4 роки тому +894

    *For all of you freaking out about pineapples:* Literally they're giving an overexaggeration of how acid works, and there's MUCH more acid in sour candies than in pineapples. There's absolutely nothing wrong with eating pineapples OR sour candy.

    • @mollytaylor8122
      @mollytaylor8122 4 роки тому +55

      @Silly Goose Yeah, our stomachs are strong enough to take Coca Cola, which can literally be used to strip through steel. I think it can take a lil 🍍

    • @mollytaylor8122
      @mollytaylor8122 4 роки тому +15

      @Silly Goose lol your name is perfect for this - you silly goose, that'll kill ya!

    • @Micro13bk
      @Micro13bk 4 роки тому +23

      Apparently, it s because of the enzyme it contains, Bromelain... That enzyme digests proteins and it s technically "eating you"...Some people who are sensitive to it might experience bleeding gums and what not equivalent to minor scratches...But it s the same way people claimed that Coca-Cola disolves your teeth (If you keep it in your mouth for a reallllly long time, which is not realistic at all)...

    • @Micro13bk
      @Micro13bk 4 роки тому +12

      @@mollytaylor8122 I don t think Coke strips steel, it does however make rust removal too easy...Which, if I recal corectly, you can do the same thing with vinegar...

    • @zyloft2053
      @zyloft2053 4 роки тому +1

      Molly Taylor ima say that’s an exaggeration so r/wooosh

  • @chaos7879
    @chaos7879 4 роки тому +1981

    Me: *YEETUS FEETUS*
    EmKay: *FEETUS DELETUS*
    Me: *.-.*

    • @theaxolotlman3345
      @theaxolotlman3345 4 роки тому +33

      Why not do both

    • @ironduke5058
      @ironduke5058 4 роки тому +8

      @@MajorGunner lmao how do you do that 😂😂?

    • @Megyazer
      @Megyazer 4 роки тому +14

      Cletus yeetus feetus deletus

    • @poysona
      @poysona 4 роки тому +4

      @@danareese1895 okay..?

    • @MajorGunner
      @MajorGunner 4 роки тому +2

      @@ironduke5058 It's simple. Since i'm on mobile, ill explain how to do it on android cos I don't have an apple phone.
      𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 1: 𝖦𝗈 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖦𝗈𝗈𝗀𝗅𝖾 𝖯𝗅𝖺𝗒𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝖾.
      𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 2: 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖼𝗁 𝗎𝗉 "𝖥𝗈𝗇𝗍 𝗄𝖾𝗒𝖻𝗈𝖺𝗋𝖽".
      𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 3: 𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗈𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗉𝗉 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 "𝖥𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗌".
      𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 4: 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇𝗅𝗈𝖺𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗉𝗉.
      𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 5: 𝖿𝗈𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗐 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗎𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗉𝗉.
      𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 6: 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦 ㋛

  • @shrs06_
    @shrs06_ 3 роки тому +3

    3:00 Pineapple's my favorite fruit since I ate it the first time, and now, it is still my favorite.

  • @purplehatter550
    @purplehatter550 4 роки тому +5

    Wise saying for the day:
    Fate is not determined by an outside force, but woven by the path you choose

  • @skywalkershand2338
    @skywalkershand2338 4 роки тому +361

    "What question do you never want to be asked again?"
    Why my dad is tied to my bed.

    • @TrashDeviant
      @TrashDeviant 4 роки тому +22

      "What question do you never want to be asked again?"
      I thought we were having steamed clams?

    • @Dippy__Draws
      @Dippy__Draws 4 роки тому +7

      TrashDeviant no,no I said steamed *HAM§*

    • @Ben_Cartwright
      @Ben_Cartwright 4 роки тому +6

      The first question you asked, now shut up and change the question so I don't read it again

    • @anintellectual1637
      @anintellectual1637 4 роки тому +2

      "What question do you never want to be asked again?"
      *hey... your grandma died 4 years ago right?*

  • @tatakae5339
    @tatakae5339 4 роки тому +709

    A "Laughter" in Slaughter!
    And "Art" in Fart

    • @imai4829
      @imai4829 4 роки тому +4

      Oh man

    • @EB-yl6fn
      @EB-yl6fn 4 роки тому +31

      There is use in abuse

    • @tatakae5339
      @tatakae5339 4 роки тому +2

      @@EB-yl6fn Oh my God yes..

    • @jun-hs4eo
      @jun-hs4eo 4 роки тому +3

      A ‘Dad’ in ‘Daddy’

    • @renzovergara3436
      @renzovergara3436 4 роки тому +7

      when you get F in your art class

  • @randomweeb5803
    @randomweeb5803 2 роки тому

    I have watched so much Emkay that its all i have in my recommendations

  • @slimeyartz15
    @slimeyartz15 4 роки тому +6

    6:06 after this one for me an ad played that started with a clap >:3

  • @mosqit4324
    @mosqit4324 4 роки тому +720

    Teacher: what are you laughing at?
    Me: nothing, sir.
    My brain: Melon musk

  • @pixalsamurai4048
    @pixalsamurai4048 4 роки тому +311

    Friends are like trees.
    If you spray water on them.....
    They will be wet.

  • @skyreapergamer1832
    @skyreapergamer1832 4 роки тому +12

    1:17 i WISH i had that eye condition cause then i could go around telling kids that im the real sans undertale

  • @1qxd
    @1qxd 4 роки тому +2

    2:58
    Fun fact, if you soak steak in ground up pineapple (skin and everything) for about 40 minutes, it makes the steak alot less chewy.

  • @ryducks2873
    @ryducks2873 4 роки тому +198

    Me: I like dark jokes
    *turns off light*
    Me: Knock knock

    • @hiraeth776
      @hiraeth776 4 роки тому +5

      Who is there?

    • @ryducks2873
      @ryducks2873 4 роки тому +8

      Kanashi Ko frick didn’t think this far

    • @sulkii9437
      @sulkii9437 4 роки тому

      The door is open, get out

    • @ryducks2873
      @ryducks2873 4 роки тому +4

      * Turns back on light*
      Fine

    • @Andrea-by4jk
      @Andrea-by4jk 4 роки тому +6

      *naked grandma*

  • @ollaniuspius1211
    @ollaniuspius1211 4 роки тому +163

    "Undead head"
    *_Thinks back to that one Ghostbuster's scene_*

  • @shrekwes4957
    @shrekwes4957 4 роки тому +23

    I really regret looking up “tumors with teeth” and clicking images...

  • @Bookwurm22
    @Bookwurm22 3 роки тому +2

    “Why do we eat this fruit? I-Is eating pineapple just some kind of way to establish dominance over the fruit kingdom? “ I spit out my water.

  • @lightsinthesky4989
    @lightsinthesky4989 4 роки тому +464

    "Wooooo, I give dummy good tongue," is the only truly cursed comment in this video.

    • @Ryothh
      @Ryothh 4 роки тому +2

      @deadspace the end is cursed also

    • @yousif639
      @yousif639 4 роки тому +1

      Naaaah the yoda one made me regret mh existence

    • @mothmio
      @mothmio 4 роки тому

      We have the same pfp

    • @lightsinthesky4989
      @lightsinthesky4989 4 роки тому

      @@mothmio we are both amggree gators

    • @CatoMinemcrideisepic
      @CatoMinemcrideisepic 4 роки тому

      Dummy good top*

  • @erinmayo5170
    @erinmayo5170 4 роки тому +657

    Me: yeetus skeetus
    EmKay: fetus deleteus
    My friend: incestus molestus
    Edit: holy shit, this is the most likes I've ever had by a lot

  • @_MrNoob
    @_MrNoob 4 роки тому +2

    1:24 sands undertale's blue eye, HE HAS IT! now he'll be the most powerful man in the underverse

  • @Npc_2
    @Npc_2 3 роки тому +3

    YEETUS YEETUS
    I WILL COMMIT
    "FETUS DELETUS"

  • @wolfiethetimberwolf1363
    @wolfiethetimberwolf1363 4 роки тому +1544

    Damien: "There's nothing wrong with Grand-daddy Doms, _I'm one of those."_
    *_Fear has entered the chat_*
    Edit: Thanks for 1K likes!!

  • @kztraaa
    @kztraaa 4 роки тому +157

    I love how Damien calls every small animal a "little guy" its just adorable

  • @perkiisbad5208
    @perkiisbad5208 4 роки тому +1

    "compliments to the chief *muah*" LMAOOOOAJDJIW

  • @geeterbeeter4073
    @geeterbeeter4073 4 роки тому +2

    Hey Damien this is some thing wholesome you are special and a precious member in society

  • @demonas4985
    @demonas4985 4 роки тому +192

    There is always “Fun” in funeral just look at the ghost around ya you will see him congratulating the new guy

  • @thetrashiesttrash9120
    @thetrashiesttrash9120 4 роки тому +193

    So I've decided to make a novel entirely composed of "Florida Man" stories

  • @catherinecat6259
    @catherinecat6259 4 роки тому +2

    3:00 ...say sike right now...

  • @1v1meforsagetempestsfacere57
    @1v1meforsagetempestsfacere57 4 роки тому

    y’know i really like how damien makes himself laugh and it not the actual post

  • @glowstonelovepad9294
    @glowstonelovepad9294 4 роки тому +215

    A funeral is real fun. That is proved by rearrranging the ltters.

  • @tooded87thesecond48
    @tooded87thesecond48 4 роки тому +321

    Me: I stopped a kidnapping today.
    Friend: Really!? How?!
    Me: *Self Control*

    • @Matthew-um3dz
      @Matthew-um3dz 4 роки тому +1

      Tooded87 TheSecond stolen

    • @tooded87thesecond48
      @tooded87thesecond48 4 роки тому +2

      @@Matthew-um3dz I took it off of twitter, yes.

    • @Arcturus155
      @Arcturus155 4 роки тому

      That's really twisted...

    • @mcgee.philip
      @mcgee.philip 4 роки тому

      @@Arcturus155 tHatS wHaT ShE sAiS

    • @user-pl5lm3bb8n
      @user-pl5lm3bb8n 4 роки тому

      Tooded87 TheSecond stolen off reddit actually, from fainted’s chats #5

  • @MoikaSwirl_
    @MoikaSwirl_ 2 роки тому +1

    5:02 basically what I tell myself when my parents say I was born during a storm

  • @imjaden1655
    @imjaden1655 4 роки тому +10

    the thumbnail should've said:
    " home run on the fetus "

  • @Manuelslayor
    @Manuelslayor 4 роки тому +404

    Pinaple: "ima do whats called a progamer move"

    • @zun1111
      @zun1111 4 роки тому +8

      the fuck is a pinaple its pineapple ._.

    • @trentf8607
      @trentf8607 4 роки тому +26

      Isaac: Hey, did you know pinaples grow on trees?
      Zack: Did you just misspell pineapples?
      Isaac: Sorry, autocorrected haha
      Zack: We’re talking right now, what the hell?
      Isaac: *wipes forehead*
      Zack: Don’t wipe my forehead again.

    • @oingusboingus5662
      @oingusboingus5662 4 роки тому

      AlenFTW rbx ok so imagine a pineapple except no it’s PIN-APPLE!!!

    • @butternic8825
      @butternic8825 4 роки тому

      Kanye West*

    • @CalebXavierTerry
      @CalebXavierTerry 4 роки тому +1

      @@trentf8607 amazing

  • @skye2506
    @skye2506 4 роки тому +373

    Mukbangers: *exist*
    The Pokémon Muk: *intense Macarening*

    • @notkazman1678
      @notkazman1678 4 роки тому +10

      Ya ded

    • @ImADeity
      @ImADeity 4 роки тому +10

      alolan muk has teeth

    • @pancakedum1980
      @pancakedum1980 3 роки тому +11

      R/cursedcomments

    • @ImADeity
      @ImADeity 3 роки тому +4

      @Venom Snek Hold on

    • @ImADeity
      @ImADeity 3 роки тому +1

      @Venom Snek Jesus, Lover of chastity, Mary, Mother most pure, and Joseph, chaste guardian of the Virgin, to you I come at this hour, begging you to plead with God for me. I earnestly wish to be pure in thought, word and deed in imitation of your own holy purity.
      Obtain for me, then, a deep sense of modesty which will be reflected in my external conduct. Protect my eyes, the windows of my soul, from anything that might dim the luster of a heart that must mirror only Christlike purity.
      And when the "Bread of Angels becomes the Bread of me" in my heart at Holy Communion, seal it forever against the suggestions of sinful pleasures.
      Heart of Jesus, Fount of all purity, have mercy on us.

  • @atomicwrongs
    @atomicwrongs 4 роки тому +1

    "There's nothing wrong with granddaddy doms, I'm one of those!" On today's episode of "Thanks, Damien"...

  • @MrRhino-gu6ni
    @MrRhino-gu6ni Місяць тому +1

    8:24 Well of course,and man’s laughter in manslaughter.

  • @Jordan-id2vi
    @Jordan-id2vi 4 роки тому +97

    Everyone: asks why there are dead bodies in your basement
    Me: I need ornaments for the Christmas tree

    • @has20quid
      @has20quid 4 роки тому +3

      Hol up

    • @thealtpandapng
      @thealtpandapng 4 роки тому +3

      My response is normally “I need to get food somehow”

    • @olivia7444
      @olivia7444 3 роки тому

      @@ericolens3 I-

    • @therianprincess4902
      @therianprincess4902 3 роки тому

      I think the real question should be: Why is the friend in the basement to find those bodies?

    • @aiko1000
      @aiko1000 3 роки тому

      "Wow Tim, Halloween has passed but these eyeball ornaments look awesome! Mind telling me where to get one?"

  • @wilburmeows
    @wilburmeows 4 роки тому +230

    "That's how mumbo jumbo was born."
    Me just coming back from watching a hermitcraft video:
    oh naw *starts crying*

    • @ravenashburn3689
      @ravenashburn3689 4 роки тому +6

      Oh, so many People are feeling the same stuff right now. :,(

    • @judyhein1074
      @judyhein1074 4 роки тому +4

      *Who the fuck is Mumbo jumbo*

    • @kettern4719
      @kettern4719 4 роки тому +10

      @@judyhein1074 a pretty famous redstone minecraft youtuber

    • @hunkychunk7148
      @hunkychunk7148 4 роки тому +1

      Wait what happend

    • @doom7006
      @doom7006 4 роки тому +1

      Minecraft happend btw mumbo jumbo and groan are the mistevious twins out of the hermit craft server

  • @Masanss
    @Masanss 4 роки тому +6

    8:23 and “laughter” in slaughter

  • @angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483
    @angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483 4 роки тому +2

    Jasper: Why does this Exist?
    Also Jasper: *Knocks Self out with Chair Again*
    E1: WAKE UP!!!!!!
    Jasper: *Knocked*

  • @malvonos
    @malvonos 4 роки тому +765

    The dual-eye-color thing is a condition called heterochromia

  • @sykurpudi1
    @sykurpudi1 4 роки тому +422

    "Shoutout to the quing of england."
    -Damien, 2019

    • @imai4829
      @imai4829 4 роки тому +9

      Imposter! Imposter! The quing of England is fake!

    • @southernwulf530
      @southernwulf530 4 роки тому +2

      Queen*
      Im an American and I can spell it correctly.....

    • @imai4829
      @imai4829 4 роки тому +4

      @@southernwulf530 lol thats how he said it.
      "quing of england"
      and what does that have to do with you being american??

    • @southernwulf530
      @southernwulf530 4 роки тому

      @@imai4829 A lot of people in the world think Americans are a bunch of idiots etc..... Soooooooooooooo yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh

    • @imai4829
      @imai4829 4 роки тому +5

      @@southernwulf530 it still wasn't necessary?? I'm American but I didn't say "Imposter! Imposter! The quing of England is fake! btw I'm american". Even so, it doesn't matter at all. No one was asking where you were from.

  • @Dawnstar1709
    @Dawnstar1709 4 роки тому

    I've been binge watching this guy

  • @auxandanaddiction1310
    @auxandanaddiction1310 3 роки тому +2

    “Mukbangers in 2020: smoked human meat yum”
    If only they knew the true horror of that year and the next

  • @jaxsterminator8634
    @jaxsterminator8634 4 роки тому +112

    1:17 Your kid is Sans, and so is your cat. The father's kid.

  • @uwumaster1837
    @uwumaster1837 4 роки тому +179

    What's a question that people ask you?
    "Is that a dead body?"
    Erm yes why do you thing I'm at the cematery?

    • @mitskifan9000
      @mitskifan9000 4 роки тому

      blessed username and blessed pfp im glad to see another danganronpa fan watching reddit youtubers

    • @Seadrip
      @Seadrip 4 роки тому +1

      Hehe 69 likes

    • @uwumaster1837
      @uwumaster1837 4 роки тому +1

      @@Seadrip time for me to give some undead head

    • @-Tidae
      @-Tidae 4 роки тому +1

      @@uwumaster1837 child..dude..dudette,
      Please dont

  • @lexithemusicgeek6292
    @lexithemusicgeek6292 4 роки тому

    THE MUMBO JUMBO ONE OH MY GOODNESS 😂

  • @chimkennuggies_96
    @chimkennuggies_96 4 роки тому +4

    4:15 - small problems, require small solutions.

  • @denisify5984
    @denisify5984 4 роки тому +161

    FETUS DELETUS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD AND ITS NEVER GONNA CHANGE

    • @joebrown1198
      @joebrown1198 4 роки тому +5

      Is it still funniest??

    • @kttouchdownf2w
      @kttouchdownf2w 4 роки тому

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      @kttouchdownf2w 4 роки тому +1

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    • @krakenman3132
      @krakenman3132 3 роки тому +2

      "yeetus the fetus from the vageetus"
      -SSSniperwolf
      i don't remember from which video unfortunately :(

    • @cheese-jv1nh
      @cheese-jv1nh 3 роки тому

      @@kttouchdownf2w ok

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 роки тому +524

    Most of these comments is just everyone trying to become the next Shane Dawson

    • @bradleysiew3621
      @bradleysiew3621 4 роки тому +8

      Why tf do I keep seeing you

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 4 роки тому +1

      Whom ?

    • @v1oletv0id
      @v1oletv0id 4 роки тому +1

      Jiren in your recommendations a cat fucker?

    • @KurRanze
      @KurRanze 4 роки тому +2

      I see u everywhere wtf

    • @eyeverse7184
      @eyeverse7184 4 роки тому

      @@ServantOfSatania wow he deleted my comment lmao

  • @C861986
    @C861986 4 роки тому

    The space jam one made me lol

  • @kian5286
    @kian5286 4 роки тому +1

    Me: *sees thumbnail*
    Also me: *shocked face*

  • @michaelterrencefernandezli6688
    @michaelterrencefernandezli6688 4 роки тому +51

    8:24
    there is also "eat" in "death"

  • @Sparkle8205
    @Sparkle8205 4 роки тому +49

    People are like animals.
    If you abuse them, they hate you.

    • @kyoto3695
      @kyoto3695 4 роки тому +7

      And people are also like snowflakes, if you pee on them, they disappear.

    • @gaelic_geek5709
      @gaelic_geek5709 4 роки тому +3

      People are like birds. If you kill them, they die.

    • @jewelxiat
      @jewelxiat 4 роки тому

      I don't get the joke here, that's just what happens xP

    • @jakebake0652
      @jakebake0652 3 роки тому

      People are like animals.
      When a babies gender is revealed it’s future is no longer guaranteed

    • @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364
      @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 2 роки тому

      @@jewelxiat see the funny thing is, all of our senses of humor is so devolved, we've begun to laugh at stuff like this.... We being the entirety of the internet.

  • @avag1658
    @avag1658 4 роки тому

    I was eating while watching this. You'd think I'd lose my appetite but no, I have become numb to this. That is how you know you are god.

  • @olivia_is_online8192
    @olivia_is_online8192 2 роки тому +1

    Friends are like birds.
    They die if you kill them.

  • @dougbanks7777
    @dougbanks7777 4 роки тому +511

    I feel like all of this is bestiality jokes

    • @peoplewhoroleplayincomment4000
      @peoplewhoroleplayincomment4000 4 роки тому +6

      Correction, furry jokes.

    • @princekatana8792
      @princekatana8792 4 роки тому +3

      @@peoplewhoroleplayincomment4000 Correction, bestiality jokes

    • @-firathelightpheonix-3117
      @-firathelightpheonix-3117 4 роки тому +5

      @@peoplewhoroleplayincomment4000
      Quit being a fucking ignorant person and go talk to real furries where you'll learn that not all of them are zoophiles.

    • @ThatOneLeek
      @ThatOneLeek 4 роки тому +8

      @@-firathelightpheonix-3117 Aww, awe you offended? Does wittwe fuwwy-defendew Fiwa feew wike they've been pewsonyawwy attacked? Aww I'm sowwy ;( I'ww pway a sad song fow you on the wowwd's smawwest viowin.

    • @-firathelightpheonix-3117
      @-firathelightpheonix-3117 4 роки тому +3

      @@ThatOneLeek
      Nice uwu -speak, that was very "furry" of you. Go read a book, child.
      {Edit} And no, I wasn't personally attacked, I'm just fed up with all of the ignorance in this world.

  • @williamwinder3466
    @williamwinder3466 4 роки тому +31

    3:45 There are types of tumors that can grow teeth, hair, eyes, and organs though.

  • @ianbricker6926
    @ianbricker6926 4 роки тому

    The Yoda impression was actuallly really good

  • @m18singz
    @m18singz 3 роки тому +1

    The video was so funny I nearly let the kids out of my attic

  • @jerryli6737
    @jerryli6737 4 роки тому +135

    0:00
    ...my initial guess was "They're both snacks"

  • @drizz2237
    @drizz2237 4 роки тому +33

    6:46
    She's up to the plate
    Here comes the pitch
    Oh look at that hit!
    Its going... going... its outta here!!

  • @ametsunami4070
    @ametsunami4070 4 роки тому +2

    5:05
    Caarllll, that kills people!

  • @jaimiearcher3703
    @jaimiearcher3703 3 роки тому

    1:17 Why do I feel like the kid's gonna say "You're gonna have a bad time" and then the cat will start moewing the notes for megalovania

  • @chrishale7480
    @chrishale7480 4 роки тому +21

    Remember kids:
    You can’t spell slaughter without laughter!

  • @weird_friend5162
    @weird_friend5162 4 роки тому +23

    "And there will always be an eat in death"

  • @wolfetteplays8894
    @wolfetteplays8894 3 роки тому

    2:40 this is the funniest thing I have ever heard 😂 this broke me 😂

  • @darknessesghost
    @darknessesghost 4 роки тому

    Old man voice straight up murdered me.

  • @leonardchurch7505
    @leonardchurch7505 4 роки тому +86

    "You want a Wether's Original? The candy's almost as hard as I am."

    • @noone6991
      @noone6991 4 роки тому +3

      Leonard Church werther’s original: chewy toffee.

    • @bookapillar
      @bookapillar 4 роки тому

      @@noone6991 the original ones are almost tooth breakingly hard, they still make that kind (and a newer coffee flavor too that I am looking at right now lol) but they did indeed create a chewy version I believe in the last 90s or early 2000s

  • @corpsii9273
    @corpsii9273 4 роки тому +504

    Jesus: someone will betray me
    6ix9ine: its Judas
    Judas: *aight imma head out*
    Edit: thanks for likes please sub

    • @benwhitt7800
      @benwhitt7800 4 роки тому +5

      Glasses Gaming r35s get stabbed

    • @wingy6060
      @wingy6060 4 роки тому +8

      You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for Switch on a snitch!

    • @alexanderthegreat3444
      @alexanderthegreat3444 4 роки тому +5

      I'm not gonna lie I laughed way harder at this than I should

    • @nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo7513
      @nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo7513 4 роки тому +2

      Snitchessss

    • @PokeMaster22222
      @PokeMaster22222 4 роки тому +2

      Isn't there a passage in one of the four contradictory stories where Jesus says the person he'll hand the bread to will betray him, then the "Messiah" gives bread to Judas, but no-one else at the table takes note of that?

  • @azn8r0wneyzs1
    @azn8r0wneyzs1 3 роки тому

    Welcome to the first ever episode of ‘Thanks for reminding me of this video’

  • @wulfmanlupin5864
    @wulfmanlupin5864 4 роки тому

    11:24 all I can think about is doing that to a house I deliver proclamations to. which has a very yappy dog that pulls the paper out of my hand when I put it (the proclamation, you perves) though the slot.