do the ”complete 180 challenge”! rules: - u must study hard in school from when u start elementary - u are not allowed to ask your parents for money, only spend time with them - u cannot be mean to your siblings or anyone you meet in school, you are allowed to turn down dates though - when you graduate, you must study either economy, math, biology or political science and study HARD - you have to get a good job that relates your major in college - you have to be married and have atleast one kid by age 30 - if you get sick, you need to get cured as fast as you can, you cannot be sick with any diseases once you turn 30 - once you turn 30, you have to quit your job and divorce your spouse - from this point forward, you are only allowed to do crimes to get money - you are not allowed to date, only hookup and never use a condom or pull out, you have to abort the child if you/your hookup gets pregnant - you have to gamble, go clubbing AND do a crime every year until you die - you have to abandon or put your child up for adoption - you are not allowed to spend time or converse with your parents and siblings, if you get into a fight you have to assault them - if you end up in prison, you have to attempt to escape - you are only allowed to go to the alternative and witch doctor for treatments good luck!
@@worldversusd3537 The title is the 180 challenge because you start off as a goody two shoes,, studying hard and being nice to everyone, then you just completely turn your life around, and start murdering people, not using condoms, abandoning your children etc., etc., and idk why no one can spell either 🤷♀️😂😂
@Rachel T it's a salad made of beets, chopped herring, eggs and other stuff. It's a common Russian dish but personally the only reason I don't like it is because of herring and beets. It kinda looks like vinegrette
Try the "depression challenge" Rules: -Be diagnosed with depression and dont try to fix it. -if anyone asks you to hang out with them, say NO. -Never get a good paying job. Rob 3 people, but never get caught. -If you go to prison, it has to be for assulting someone you hate. -Loose money from gambling. -Have bad relationships will all of your family members. -get a job instead of going to college. -never date See if you can do it!
Depressed people don't lose money from gambling and have bad relationships with all their family members, how would a bad mental state make them a bad person?
I might have one... • Try to get into a relationship with as many people as you can, then murder them without getting caught • If you get caught and put in jail, emagrate to a different place, and keep repeating P.S. I am sorry I tried to give you an idea...
Hey Mike! I Have A Challenge For You! The Smarts Challenge 1: you must do whatever you can to get into Med, Law, Or Dental School. 2: you mustn’t do anything bad (I.e. don’t accept drugs, alcohol, don’t cheat, gamble,) Any you can’t get expelled from school. 3: You Can only accept love it Is has come up as a scenario, you can’t manually open the love bar. Because you don’t got time for that! You gotta do school! 🤪 4:YOU MUST GET A JOB RELATED TO THE FEILDS YOU STUDIED. this is a very important step in the smarts challenge. 5: (if you had children) you must pay for your children’s’ tuitions, and try to get them to major in what you did, or anything that will get them into one of the school I mentioned earlier. You Want Smart Offspring Too! 🤓 6: you must study ever year ( or three years if that’s too stressful) And You must maintain High Smarts until you die. Hope You Do This Challenge Mike!
The “Gacha Mike challenge” 1:Join social media as soon as you can (there is an option in Activity’s) 2:post every day if you can 3:get a waifu (also make custom characters from gacha story’s) 4:Befriend a wild Clarance(make him a custom character) 4:Make any pets you have your children 5:You must die with a net worth of 8,000$+ 6:(MOST IMPORTANT RULE) HAVE FUN 7:Lub ya Senpai ~JJ
Do the genius challenge 1.try to get to smarts 90 or above 2.when ever it gives you a option to hang out with anyone say no 3.you must be lonely no love 4.you must go to the library slot 5. You will never see thisss Not saying anything bad like you can't be smart and have love in real life it is just part of the challenge
the most I ever got was 42 million. I was kinda smart went to universit for literlly no reason and I got a job as a porn star when I was about 30 in the end 😂 (which pays alot on its own) and I got promoted alot. I was a gay man in japan since I was 14 (bc i always check the sexuality section once I'm old enough bc sometimes it doesn't come up) I had a salary of almost 3 mil/year at the role of porn director. I got fired after 31 years of service. then I got the job as a trucker and died at the age of 78. yeah, that was a life of I say so myself.
The Criminal Challenge Rule 1 Cant ever have a job Rule 2 Never ask for money Rule 3 Must always use a public defender Rule 4 Must try to escape prison atleast 3 times Rule 5 Never spend money (doctors are allowed) Rule 6 HAVE FUN!!!!
Do the criminal challenge! 1) ask ur parents for money every 4 years 2) drop out of school 3) DO NOT get a job 4) steal cars, pickpocket people, or burgle houses as much as possible 5) gamble on horse races and go to the casino... A LOT!
how to get a ton of money easy in bitlife: go on dating app, and put the settings for the app on 80+, and most money possible. Step 2, choose the person u want, marry them, and make them sign a prenup. step 3, wait for them to die (it takes like 3-4 yrs) step 4. ur rich
try the "Doki Doki Challenge" Rules: -you must have the name and personality of a character -your smarts, looks, happiness and health have to match your persons most hated person -you can only get a job when your 26 years old -if you go to prison you MUST escape no matter what - when you have a baby you must name it your doki doki name and finally -when you die you must say the last word your character said in the game ps: like or comment if he should do it
He doesn't need to make a full come back I just want him to play the shattered worlds mods series it's started coming out like 5 months ago and it's still being worked on
@@gamerlife4276 to not spoil too much the Doki's have a dark backstory which effects all the mod realities and the MC's from them all come to one and try to fix everything once and for all. He's played most the mods referenced too
The "Terminator" Challenge The rules are: 1-Whenever you have the chance to, assault somebody. 2-If you have pets, don't bother focusing on them 3-You must drop out of high school 4-Whenever the "Murder" ability is unlocked, you have to kill your family 1-by-1 5-Every 2 years you have to (try to) murder someone. 6-Every year in jail, you have to attempt to escape 7-If you have the chance to go on a date / get engaded, you must kill them within 8 years 8-For more challenge, try to live to 100 years, and take any shrooms/drugs to show you are not afraid. (P.S. your bitlife videos are good, please continue them, and please don't be rude to me, as this was an idea that I thought of)
I’ve got one: The immigrant challenge: 1.you MUST start in a poor, not well known country 2.you MUST immigrate to a North American country at first(if not available, go to Europe) 3.immigrate to at least 5 countries 4.in every country, get engaged to 1 person and have kid(s) with them and hope they go with you 5.if your fiancé does not immigrate with you, break up immediately 6.you fail if you don’t do every rule
Guy Classmate: can I borrow some *crayons?* Me: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO! BIJUU MIKUU WARNED ME! Guy Classmate: *...* Me: *murders guy classmate* Ghost of Guy Classmate: I just wanted to borrow some *crayons* ;c *HeLLo DaRkNeSs My OLd FriEnD*
Challenge idea! EVIL BOI! The goal is to be as evil as possible! Rules: -Whenever you have option to do something bad, DO IT!!! -If in prison, make sure you try to escape once a year and start a riot once every 2 years. -Kill at least 5 people -Rob at least 10 people ~If you don't owe at least 100 years in prison, (Owe them, not spend them) YOU FAIL! (:< P.s. I love your channel! (:
the prenup makes it to where you don’t have to pay him when you divorce, but he doesn’t have to pay you after either so it won’t give do much when you divorce. edit: a prenup is when the person with more money, doesn’t have to pay the other off after the divorce. the only way you can get it is when they die (as long as you’re in their will of course)
I have a challenge Bijuu Mike!!! It's the Rich Challenge (LOL idk) 1. you must have rich parents 2. ALWAYS ask your parents for money 3.when you are older you must have 3 kids and a rich husband 4.NEVER pay for you kids things (never give them money etc.) 5. At the end you must have 5-8 millions dollars Noticeeee Meee Senpaiii!😍 ( Also I did this because I luv ur channel!)
Bijuu Mike! I have a small tip, when getting plastic surgery there are 2 doctors, each at different price points. Choose the more expensive doctor to get a successful surgery 100% of the time, the cheaper one may look more appealing, but every time it turns out terribly.
Bijuu: For a second I thought it said I was dating Markiplier and I was like WHOOPDY DOO! Me: Wait... Bijuu's gay? Welp. Okie. DISCLAIMER: NO I DO NOT THINK BIJUU IS GAY! IT WAS JUST A JOKE!
Gout is a common, painful form of arthritis. It causes swollen, red, hot and stiff joints. Gout happens when uric acid builds up in your body. Uric acid comes from the breakdown of substances called purines.
Try the pride 🌈 Challenge Rules: You must be lesbian, gay, or bisexual Protest against homophobic people Must live in a place without gay marriage till 16 Must be kind I hope you do this
I just love how Bijuu doesn't realize that when he reads those stats when he makes a new life hes a baby at the time so you're obviously good looking and not very smart i mean has there ever been anyone who was born a genius?
You should do a challenge where you: - can’t break the rules - get into medical school - have only 1-5 kids -only one husband if he divorce u ur on ur own can’t get another My challenge is called reality Hope u use it by the way I just came across ur channel and l❤️ve it!!
goody two shoes challenge rules: #1:MUST NOT go to jail or do anything illegal #2:MUST have smarts of 100 by age 30 #3:thats pretty much it so... GOOD LUCK BIJUU
I let my sister try out Bitlife on my phone and on her first try, she lived to be 119 with 100% happiness, health, and looks, with a 94% smarts. I swear Kevin Valencia was more plastic than flesh when he died in his sleep. He went through so much therapy since all four of his kids died before and he remarried twice, only to give up after his third spouse died. It's like some sort of bittersweet drama novel or something.
*when you went on holidays for a week and now need to stan Bijuu Mike because he is your weird addiction but you also got an ad for a bts concert that you can’t go to so now your crying and laughing at the same time at Bijuu So now you can barely see the screen but it’s okay because your letter from Hogwarts will arrive any minute now*
My Idea: (no name maybe you got ideas) -Try to cure sickness immediately -Give your son/daughter money if they ask for it, always spend time with them -you can have multiple lovers/boyfriends but only be married once (one night stands are allowed, but babys only from your wife/husband) -NEVER cheat! -No drugs -Casino is allowed, Lottery too. -Get a job & don't drop out of school. (more eduaction is ok of course) -No Prison! If you get into prison, restart! -Get a good relationship with your parents & siblings. -Call your first daughter Medina (In honor of me, yes that is my name c: ) You can only die if you got married & have 2 Kids.
CHALLENGE: The Unlucky Life Rules: Must Have A Perfect Life When Your Born And Ruin It As You Get Older Get Your First Job At 35 Have A Terrible Love Life Have Everyone You Know Hate You (includes family and pets) Get As Much Sicknesses As Possible Be Lonely As Possible Always Do Crimes Support The Bad Stuff Dont Support Good Stuff Do Drugs Do everything else as bad as possible
Whenever I don’t feel like making the characters work, I go on the dating app, and start dating the oldest, and richest person I can find. I get them married, and in a few years, the old person dies, and my character gets a lot of inheritance.
Here are the rules for the perfect BitLife: - Try to get good stats - Try to keep decent or good relationships with your family - Study harder every year - Go to the gym every year - Meditate every year - Marry someone at around your late 20s or early 30s - Have at least 3 children - Never divorce your husband - Have a good job - Major in something like finance, engineering, meds, something high paying - Get higher education like if you majored in finance go to graduate or business school, if you majored in engineering go to graduate school, if you majored in meds go to meds school, etc. - Work harder every year - Don't commit any crime - If you have been offered drugs or alcohol, say no - Don't gamble - Overall just be a good person You get what I mean just try to have a good life 😂
U gotta try the true literature club mod for doki doki I know it’s been awhile but there’s a “joke” at the end for u U might have to play at least two times to see the joke though
I have a challenge! The “Baby Challenge.” For this challenge, you pretty much have to try and have a lot of babies until you die (as much as you can). -You may have hookups in order to get more babies. -Grandchildren do *NOT* count. -You have to start having babies at the youngest age possible. -You can adopt children.
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“I got breast implants to promote pewdiepie!”
I can see it now😂
Isaiah Porea IKR!
Ik ( y )
do the ”complete 180 challenge”!
rules:
- u must study hard in school from when u start elementary
- u are not allowed to ask your parents for money, only spend time with them
- u cannot be mean to your siblings or anyone you meet in school, you are allowed to turn down dates though
- when you graduate, you must study either economy, math, biology or political science and study HARD
- you have to get a good job that relates your major in college
- you have to be married and have atleast one kid by age 30
- if you get sick, you need to get cured as fast as you can, you cannot be sick with any diseases once you turn 30
- once you turn 30, you have to quit your job and divorce your spouse
- from this point forward, you are only allowed to do crimes to get money
- you are not allowed to date, only hookup and never use a condom or pull out, you have to abort the child if you/your hookup gets pregnant
- you have to gamble, go clubbing AND do a crime every year until you die
- you have to abandon or put your child up for adoption
- you are not allowed to spend time or converse with your parents and siblings, if you get into a fight you have to assault them
- if you end up in prison, you have to attempt to escape
- you are only allowed to go to the alternative and witch doctor for treatments
good luck!
I don't get the name of the challenge..
ALSO, WHY CAN NOBODY SPELL ON THIS COMMENT??
@@worldversusd3537 The title is the 180 challenge because you start off as a goody two shoes,, studying hard and being nice to everyone, then you just completely turn your life around, and start murdering people, not using condoms, abandoning your children etc., etc.,
and idk why no one can spell either 🤷♀️😂😂
CaliforniaYeets complete 180, switch *completely.*
Grace’s Glory Days no, 360 is a full circle so you would still be nice, 180 is half a circle
Guillaume Comeau I knew that well I found that out a while after I replied that but I couldn’t find the vid again
Your hair technically is still salad there is a red herring salad called Shuba and it's this hot pink-purple color
This is what the public needed.
the world thanks you for opening their eyes. thank you.
@@ADSS_APOLLO you're welcome, I only felt I should share this knowledge since I grew up with it
(Being Russian)
@@tahmibee8469 what would we do without people like you, reminding the world of what really matters
@Rachel T it's a salad made of beets, chopped herring, eggs and other stuff. It's a common Russian dish but personally the only reason I don't like it is because of herring and beets. It kinda looks like vinegrette
“I’m going for a man because that’s what I do”
-Bijuu mike
LOL
Xd
I read that right when he said that-
Try the "depression challenge"
Rules:
-Be diagnosed with depression and dont try to fix it.
-if anyone asks you to hang out with them, say NO.
-Never get a good paying job.
Rob 3 people, but never get caught.
-If you go to prison, it has to be for assulting someone you hate.
-Loose money from gambling.
-Have bad relationships will all of your family members.
-get a job instead of going to college.
-never date
See if you can do it!
I take offense
Kenny Mcormick gay
Depressed people don't lose money from gambling and have bad relationships with all their family members, how would a bad mental state make them a bad person?
Depressed people don't do crimes what kind of challenge is this
Dude that’s just my life lol
I skipped pewdiepie to watch this so you better notice me
*I RISKED MY LIFE FOR YOU*
@Rachel T ok but what does this gave to do with anything?
I spit on you!
@Rachel T Don't listen to her. She's a T-Series spy
@Rachel T I don't even like his videos but I'm still suscribed
@Rachel T tbh for me the opposite, when he did memes i started watching him
I might have one...
• Try to get into a relationship with as many people as you can, then murder them without getting caught
• If you get caught and put in jail, emagrate to a different place, and keep repeating
P.S. I am sorry I tried to give you an idea...
RNG won't always let you not get caught murdering someone.
when you commit a crime and get caught in BitLife you cant immigrate anywhere unless you do it illegally.
Yoxxi they know.
Hey Mike! I Have A Challenge For You!
The Smarts Challenge
1: you must do whatever you can to get into Med, Law, Or Dental School.
2: you mustn’t do anything bad (I.e. don’t accept drugs, alcohol, don’t cheat, gamble,) Any you can’t get expelled from school.
3: You Can only accept love it Is has come up as a scenario, you can’t manually open the love bar. Because you don’t got time for that! You gotta do school! 🤪
4:YOU MUST GET A JOB RELATED TO THE FEILDS YOU STUDIED. this is a very important step in the smarts challenge.
5: (if you had children) you must pay for your children’s’ tuitions, and try to get them to major in what you did, or anything that will get them into one of the school I mentioned earlier. You Want Smart Offspring Too! 🤓
6: you must study ever year ( or three years if that’s too stressful) And You must maintain High Smarts until you die.
Hope You Do This Challenge Mike!
I will do but im not Mike
I'll do it but I ain't Mike
The not punished challenge:
-commit every crime in the game and don't get caught.
thats kinda impossible, but i do scape prison everytime and give cops money so they dont put me in prison!! and i've done a lot
i-in bitlife... ofc..
@@ilovehomosuck5675 I forgot I even commented this lol.
YAY i aM HaVInG TseRiEs BaBY - Mike 2019
For dinner, because it should NOT exist.
BaBy ShOwEr 😂😂😂😂
Now its 2022 in 2 days :(
Ditched my friends for this, better be good
Hi Denki
What a good friend!!
@@darkwolfwarrior9677 Ikr xD
Caitlin Yandere So that’s where you were
prob not a great plan
This is a gold mine
*get it?*
Please laugh
*please*
😃😅😃😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
**Dies Of Laughter**
Hahahaha. Hahahahahah.. *Hahahahahahahaha*
Ha ha ha... HA ha ha ha ha... HA HA ha ha ha.. HA HA HA HA HA
**laughs very funny laugh definitely laughs ha..**
The “Gacha Mike challenge”
1:Join social media as soon as you can (there is an option in Activity’s)
2:post every day if you can
3:get a waifu (also make custom characters from gacha story’s)
4:Befriend a wild Clarance(make him a custom character)
4:Make any pets you have your children
5:You must die with a net worth of 8,000$+
6:(MOST IMPORTANT RULE) HAVE FUN
7:Lub ya Senpai ~JJ
"Yay I'm having T-Series' baby!"
Why
For dinner because I want it gone
The face you make when your mom said your mom feet stink
Go back to the womb and don't exist 😤
Just to become an offering for the ritual, because there is NO way that there will be another T-Series generation in this multiverse.
7:56 Age 22, second line
"T Series and I had a heart-to-heart about what it means to be good in bed."
WTF XD
TSeries: Let’s be good in bed!
Me: WT-
DA HECK
The most I had in bit life was 43mil
Cool
Dang! I've only gotten 2mil
I got around 130Million
Purple Mermaid
Woah I got 377337377281913948492109464 million
Cool
Do the genius challenge
1.try to get to smarts 90 or above
2.when ever it gives you a option to hang out with anyone say no
3.you must be lonely no love
4.you must go to the library slot
5. You will never see thisss
Not saying anything bad like you can't be smart and have love in real life it is just part of the challenge
Im sorry but why do you have to be alone to be smart?
@@deeznutz1711 you dont you can have someone if you're smart but I just want him to be alone for the challenge
Why aren't you allowed a lover to be a genius...?
@@triciafradrick3731 it is just part of the challenge you can have a love and be smart I just want to do that for the challenge sorry
Oreo Its kinda boring...
the most I ever got was 42 million. I was kinda smart went to universit for literlly no reason and I got a job as a porn star when I was about 30 in the end 😂 (which pays alot on its own) and I got promoted alot. I was a gay man in japan since I was 14 (bc i always check the sexuality section once I'm old enough bc sometimes it doesn't come up) I had a salary of almost 3 mil/year at the role of porn director. I got fired after 31 years of service. then I got the job as a trucker and died at the age of 78. yeah, that was a life of I say so myself.
I had a really similiar life
i won the lottery once and i got $400 million
100 000 subs without a video challenge I have won the lottery and I got 300 mil
The Criminal Challenge
Rule 1 Cant ever have a job
Rule 2 Never ask for money
Rule 3 Must always use a public defender
Rule 4 Must try to escape prison atleast 3 times
Rule 5 Never spend money (doctors are allowed)
Rule 6 HAVE FUN!!!!
Ima do that challenge, update you when I finish it
@siddhimaity8914 I forgor
Entitled mom starter pack,
Name: Karen
Have 36 kids
"Let me talk to your manager"
Have short hair
Petition for a Fortnite pack of this?
PikadeRikaChu Dont mention that dumpster fire
Do the criminal challenge!
1) ask ur parents for money every 4 years
2) drop out of school
3) DO NOT get a job
4) steal cars, pickpocket people, or burgle houses as much as possible
5) gamble on horse races and go to the casino... A LOT!
Sounds interesting
5) have 2 murders
Very interesting..
This was my idea :(
I was just watching your videos when you uploaded
kawaii dead girl lol same I was catching up on the last couple yandere sim. 😂👌🏻
Mike: *signs prenup*
Also Mike: Why didn't I get any money?
T series:.......
Bijuu Mike: Im about to ruin this man’s whole career.
how to get a ton of money easy in bitlife: go on dating app, and put the settings for the app on 80+, and most money possible. Step 2, choose the person u want, marry them, and make them sign a prenup. step 3, wait for them to die (it takes like 3-4 yrs) step 4. ur rich
Mike: I just want a man to sweep me off my feet!
Clarence: *sweeps Mike off his feet* hi there
I love it when you do BitLife lol 😂
"I'm waiting for a man to sweep me off my feet!" _Bijuu Mike (janitor) LOL!🤣
try the "Doki Doki Challenge"
Rules:
-you must have the name and personality of a character
-your smarts, looks, happiness and health have to match your persons most hated person
-you can only get a job when your 26 years old
-if you go to prison you MUST escape no matter what
- when you have a baby you must name it your doki doki name
and finally
-when you die you must say the last word your character said in the game
ps: like or comment if he should do it
A year late- but how do you choose your last words-
@@remysanders4713 you say them in real life boi
"I'm fixin' to date my mom"
Sweet home Alabama 🎵
Bijuu do the crime life challenge the title says it all
Eruption Draws I hope this gets likes and he sees it because I saw it when he asked for ideas and it sounded like it would be very funny
My son is called Subtopewdiepie Bick Lasagna and he is REALY popular in School
You know how you should make your come back to doki
He doesn't need to make a full come back I just want him to play the shattered worlds mods series it's started coming out like 5 months ago and it's still being worked on
@@gamerlife4276 to not spoil too much the Doki's have a dark backstory which effects all the mod realities and the MC's from them all come to one and try to fix everything once and for all. He's played most the mods referenced too
@@bondageboots7796 his cousins brown love-child
I want to see him do the Secret Ending.
@@gabriellamanasherova Secret ending???
The "Terminator" Challenge
The rules are:
1-Whenever you have the chance to, assault somebody.
2-If you have pets, don't bother focusing on them
3-You must drop out of high school
4-Whenever the "Murder" ability is unlocked, you have to kill your family 1-by-1
5-Every 2 years you have to (try to) murder someone.
6-Every year in jail, you have to attempt to escape
7-If you have the chance to go on a date / get engaded, you must kill them within 8 years
8-For more challenge, try to live to 100 years, and take any shrooms/drugs to show you are not afraid.
(P.S. your bitlife videos are good, please continue them, and please don't be rude to me, as this was an idea that I thought of)
*We might be the son of God~~*
-Bijuu Mike 2019
Ice bang Senkooooo ^^
I love how it's the "beautiful gold digger challenge", but he put in a picture of that scary b*tch from 90 day financé. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Should’ve called yourself Musume Ronshaku 😂😂😂😂
I love u so much bijuu uwu owo Clarence here
The basic definition of a prenuptial agreement is if you get divorced the person who initiated the divorce keeps their money
I’ve got one:
The immigrant challenge:
1.you MUST start in a poor, not well known country
2.you MUST immigrate to a North American country at first(if not available, go to Europe)
3.immigrate to at least 5 countries
4.in every country, get engaged to 1 person and have kid(s) with them and hope they go with you
5.if your fiancé does not immigrate with you, break up immediately
6.you fail if you don’t do every rule
I click as fast as i can >.
Guy Classmate: can I borrow some *crayons?*
Me: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO! BIJUU MIKUU WARNED ME!
Guy Classmate: *...*
Me: *murders guy classmate*
Ghost of Guy Classmate: I just wanted to borrow some *crayons* ;c
*HeLLo DaRkNeSs My OLd FriEnD*
“We got to get the breasticles great” made me crack up.
Challenge idea!
EVIL BOI!
The goal is to be as evil as possible!
Rules:
-Whenever you have option to do something bad, DO IT!!!
-If in prison, make sure you try to escape once a year and start a riot once every 2 years.
-Kill at least 5 people
-Rob at least 10 people
~If you don't owe at least 100 years in prison, (Owe them, not spend them) YOU FAIL! (:<
P.s. I love your channel! (:
the prenup makes it to where you don’t have to pay him when you divorce, but he doesn’t have to pay you after either so it won’t give do much when you divorce.
edit: a prenup is when the person with more money, doesn’t have to pay the other off after the divorce. the only way you can get it is when they die (as long as you’re in their will of course)
Omg thank you for putting the 90 day fiancé girl in ur thumbnail.
Anfisa 👌
Aka iwanturmoneyandyour13kpurseshahahahaminenow #LongestNameEver?!
I have a challenge Bijuu Mike!!!
It's the Rich Challenge (LOL idk)
1. you must have rich parents
2. ALWAYS ask your parents for money
3.when you are older you must have 3 kids and a rich husband
4.NEVER pay for you kids things (never give them money etc.)
5. At the end you must have 5-8 millions dollars
Noticeeee Meee Senpaiii!😍
( Also I did this because I luv ur channel!)
It's 90 day fiance. Me and my parents watch it. I ONLY WATCH THE KID APPROPRIATE PARTS AND THAT IS LIKE 67 PERCENT
Bijuu Mike! I have a small tip, when getting plastic surgery there are 2 doctors, each at different price points. Choose the more expensive doctor to get a successful surgery 100% of the time, the cheaper one may look more appealing, but every time it turns out terribly.
21:34 i remember this music! he used it in all of his old videos! (before he was a highlighter lol)
I think Mr. Bijuu is talking about “90 Day Fiancée.”
Nifty Nikki yes you are correct it comes on all the time
Bijuu: For a second I thought it said I was dating Markiplier and I was like WHOOPDY DOO!
Me: Wait... Bijuu's gay? Welp. Okie.
DISCLAIMER: NO I DO NOT THINK BIJUU IS GAY! IT WAS JUST A JOKE!
This is very ironic is I was watching did you make a prescription a dandy am uploading in the middle of me watching it popped
“I am 40 and don’t have any men with money, he is Crazy though”
My favorite part
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is some voodoo stuff right here. I clicked on this video and I got an add of bitlife WITH BIJUU MIKE PLAYING
YOU POSTED THIS ON MY BIRTHDAY EEEEEEEEE!
When a new UA-cam video comes out
Me: *uWu*
When it’s Bijuu Mike
Me: *0W0*
ads_wheeltrims why do you not have more likes this is my kind of humor
I was playing bit life while watching and detached someone’s face
I know it doesn’t fit the theme but I thought it was funny😂
Gout is a common, painful form of arthritis. It causes swollen, red, hot and stiff joints. Gout happens when uric acid builds up in your body. Uric acid comes from the breakdown of substances called purines.
Once I was born like this: Happiness: 37, Health: 62, Smarts: 5, Looks: 1
Try the pride 🌈 Challenge
Rules:
You must be lesbian, gay, or bisexual
Protest against homophobic people
Must live in a place without gay marriage till 16
Must be kind
I hope you do this
My freinds read this and said thank gld that didnt happenn ;-;
@@viscabarca90 now there is pride challenge 😭
I actually have Tourette’s and before you ask I hold it in on my vids but I don’t think I have whooping cough 😂
I have Tourette’s too
Izzy Clifford my friend has the same exact profile picture
U sounded very depressed when you said the scrub of the day
You don't need someone to get money off of, you can just win 56 million like I did and I had no one else to take care of my three children.
I literally just saw a UA-cam ad for Bit Life with this video in it
HeY gAcHa Mi--
_cOUGh CoFGH_
I-I mean *BIJUU MIEK*
COuGh CoUgH.
*BIJUU NEON-BERRY MILKKKKKK*
**cough cough** I MEAN FUCK YOU NIKKI THE DRAGON FUCKER
I'm joking you Mary Sue dumbass ;--;
@@vynn6767 shut up
We're in enemy territory now.
3:39 Oh god he messed up 😂
That’s how bijuu works
I just love how Bijuu doesn't realize that when he reads those stats when he makes a new life hes a baby at the time so you're obviously good looking and not very smart i mean has there ever been anyone who was born a genius?
You should do a challenge where you:
- can’t break the rules
- get into medical school
- have only 1-5 kids
-only one husband if he divorce u ur on ur own can’t get another
My challenge is called reality
Hope u use it by the way I just came across ur channel and l❤️ve it!!
Bijuu: today’s scrub of the day goes to
Me: y u depressed man I might call de depression doctor on u
Bijuu: we graduated high school at fifteen?!either we’re a genius or that’s just how other countries work.
*he says as he has 6% smarts*
The most I had in bitlife is 0 because I'm a android user
I use Android to the most money I got was 1,324,078
goody two shoes challenge rules:
#1:MUST NOT go to jail or do anything illegal
#2:MUST have smarts of 100 by age 30
#3:thats pretty much it so...
GOOD LUCK BIJUU
Mark- Oh wait... One sec... (Censors Peter and puts above it Iplier) there we go. (Markiplier)
Today's scrub of the day goes to oo
*_Not Lil pea_* 😥
Lil Pea mega oofers
Lol
Whenever I study harder in BitLife it makes me dumber
1 view 102 likes 43 comments UA-cam DRUNK
Edit:thanks for da likes
gachalifewolf roblox,gamin,more that’s wonderful 🤣
Yesh
gachalifewolf roblox,gamin,more lol
That's what I got when I watched this
XD
I let my sister try out Bitlife on my phone and on her first try, she lived to be 119 with 100% happiness, health, and looks, with a 94% smarts. I swear Kevin Valencia was more plastic than flesh when he died in his sleep. He went through so much therapy since all four of his kids died before and he remarried twice, only to give up after his third spouse died.
It's like some sort of bittersweet drama novel or something.
*when you went on holidays for a week and now need to stan Bijuu Mike because he is your weird addiction but you also got an ad for a bts concert that you can’t go to so now your crying and laughing at the same time at Bijuu So now you can barely see the screen but it’s okay because your letter from Hogwarts will arrive any minute now*
BIIJJUUU I am making a dare video for you :3
PuppyGamer659 correction it’s PINKKUUU
Elitefever4000 Elitefever4000 XD
No yo
Have to make it for gacha mike
My Idea: (no name maybe you got ideas)
-Try to cure sickness immediately
-Give your son/daughter money if they ask for it, always spend time with them
-you can have multiple lovers/boyfriends but only be married once (one night stands are allowed, but babys only from your wife/husband)
-NEVER cheat!
-No drugs
-Casino is allowed, Lottery too.
-Get a job & don't drop out of school. (more eduaction is ok of course)
-No Prison! If you get into prison, restart!
-Get a good relationship with your parents & siblings.
-Call your first daughter Medina (In honor of me, yes that is my name c: )
You can only die if you got married & have 2 Kids.
Family Person
Anifisa is quaking
Like if you get the reference
Me: To be a gold digger, you have to ask your bf for money at least ten times
Bijju Mike: doesn't dO it aT AlL
CHALLENGE:
The Unlucky Life
Rules:
Must Have A Perfect Life When Your Born And Ruin It As You Get Older
Get Your First Job At 35
Have A Terrible Love Life
Have Everyone You Know Hate You (includes family and pets)
Get As Much Sicknesses As Possible
Be Lonely As Possible
Always Do Crimes
Support The Bad Stuff
Dont Support Good Stuff
Do Drugs
Do everything else as bad as possible
Can you try out a game called "Mystic messenger"?
Naggi Nubbles best game !!
It's not a game!
And I thought Seven told you not to tell anyone about it?;;
When you leave another Bijuu episode for the new episode.
Notification squad where u at?!?!
1 use the dating app to find the oldest, richest guy or girl
2 get married before they die
3 inherit their money
4 Skip the funeral
5 you got cashhh
OMG BITLIFE PUT YOU IN A BITLIFE GOLD DIGGER AD!!!!!!!you are so lucky!
The most i’ve gotten in BitLife was 97mil.....i won da lottery
I clicked this right away ;-;
Lol same
Same : I
Ima tide pod
Whenever I don’t feel like making the characters work, I go on the dating app, and start dating the oldest, and richest person I can find. I get them married, and in a few years, the old person dies, and my character gets a lot of inheritance.
18:19 if only my parents were this rich and generous.
Only 33 views but 166 likes hmm UA-cam is drunk again
Here are the rules for the perfect BitLife:
- Try to get good stats
- Try to keep decent or good relationships with your family
- Study harder every year
- Go to the gym every year
- Meditate every year
- Marry someone at around your late 20s or early 30s
- Have at least 3 children
- Never divorce your husband
- Have a good job
- Major in something like finance, engineering, meds, something high paying
- Get higher education like if you majored in finance go to graduate or business school, if you majored in engineering go to graduate school, if you majored in meds go to meds school, etc.
- Work harder every year
- Don't commit any crime
- If you have been offered drugs or alcohol, say no
- Don't gamble
- Overall just be a good person
You get what I mean just try to have a good life 😂
U gotta try the true literature club mod for doki doki I know it’s been awhile but there’s a “joke” at the end for u U might have to play at least two times to see the joke though
“He’s the one with the money, why do *I* have to be the provider?”
I have a challenge! The “Baby Challenge.”
For this challenge, you pretty much have to try and have a lot of babies until you die (as much as you can).
-You may have hookups in order to get more babies.
-Grandchildren do *NOT* count.
-You have to start having babies at the youngest age possible.
-You can adopt children.