I had actual names for mine like Abel and Bipper until I couldn't make any more kids at T, so the second and last time I did it, I said screw it and just named em A-Z B-Z C-Z, etc
Teacher: “ cause your new can’t you introduce yourself to the class?” Me: “hi...my name is FinTheChat........I was born in the alphabet challenge aka baby time...the whole alphabet is almost my siblings...”
“Do they think Africa doesn’t exist” Africa is a continent 🤦🏼♀️ and they only list the countries edit: I didn’t mean to cause so my backlash in my replies and arguments y’all do make good points, but I stand by my point that in no way possible was I calling him a dumbass and i’m not being a smartass intentionally. I also stand by my point it is basic knowledge because you have to know these kinds of things if you ever want to travel. You can’t get a passport renewed without knowing this information, also I was only pointing it out because I didn’t want anyone to think Bitlife was not excepting that “Africa is a country” Have a good day, and thank you to anyone who stood up for me
@@Psycul That's like saying "don't be a smartass, not everyone remembers that 2+2=4"...ffs it's basic shit. Everyone says dumb stuff from time to time, don't excuse it and insult them for pointing out his mistake...it's fine, he's not being a smartass.
@@owolbility I don't see the problem with the emoji, it could've been used to further emphasize their point. (It was honestly a facepalm moment though...) Typically the usage of emojis is often added to make a statement more humorous (depending on the context as well as the said emoji being used), this is just my interpretation on the usage behind that emoji. Again Africa being a continent is still basic stuff...I will state again that it is the equivalent of 2+2=4. Side note though, it's kind of sad that it's a thing that some Americans (not all) don't know (not counting spur of the moment brain farts of course). No one is obligated to know everything about the different countries in the world...but one should at least know their continents, but that's only my opinion on that matter, and I'm probably being biased anyway. I love watching Mike's videos but I won't lie, he does have his dumb moments (which again we all do; it just makes it all the more entertaining and relatable).
I’m sorrry to the people who think i’m any way i’m being rude I did not intend I was just sharing my though it was a humorous moment for me like when someone said to me blind people doing sign language
"i went to a miku concert and some japanese dude slapped me in da face,, now were married" *wattpad logic* (this happened to me but im not married lol)
My favorite Micheal quotes in this video: “I’m feeling pretty fertile today” “Are you saying to get busy? 😏” “Wanna do it now? W-wanna go now?” “HUH? How ‘bout now?” “**moan** Aiden, hi, Aiden” “So, leave a like if you wanna see that. Wait, no, leave an additional like..yea” “Hee, *kiddie timee*” “He’s definitely been standing next to the microwave WAY to much!”
4:32 “Top 10 ANIME PLOT TWISTS” 1. Flavia is secretly Lily’s daughter. Lily told herself and Blaine that she faked the pregnancy test only to make herself feel better
I thought of this idea a long time ago it would be the “run away from home” idea it’s where if you don’t want to be with your family anymore you can run away hence the title, it would make you no longer in contact with your family tho so you couldn’t do anything with your family.
Mom: "I have a few kids." Person: What are there names? Mom: " Albert, Ben, Cady, Dillian, Eliot, Flower, George, Holly, Izzy, Joe, Kate, Lucy, Mo, Noah, Orange, Peirce, Quatra, Ronald, Sid, Tim, Una, Vinny, Winston, Xaxen, Yui, Zuzu... Person: did you go on Google to find names!?
12:56 - Mike- I guess so you meet all the requirements Me- What- being able to have some fun saxophone- and having 26 kids? Also mike- *has a checklist* “ I guess I’ll marry you, I mean it’s not like you’re helping me have 26 kids or anything.
Little tip from an ARMY: Should you ever choose to react to BTS, as long as you pause the video to every couple minutes while listening to the song, BigHit Entertainment will not copyright you. They take it as a *compliment* when someone reacts to their music, and believe that compliments from the person reacting is a form of promotion.
I did this and literally called all the children “A, B, C, D, E” then continued a generation with baby Z who became a serial killer
@@adnaspuren ...Funny...
Z for zerial killer :3
absolutely amazing.
THE ZODIAC
Yes
Bijuu Mike: "I hate that bike. Grrrrr"
Mijuu Bike: "Am I a joke to you?"
mijuu
Let me tell you one thing. Whoever you are, you're amazing.
@@ll-rx3zk thank you
Bijuu bIkE And bijuu mik be like
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Whenever I play BitLife I remember the other life simulator’s baby noise
Wich one
Darling in the Franxx umm in the start duhhh
Goddarn it! The car baby got into our heads!
I always remember that even in my regular day uuuuwhu👶 😂
Same, lol. Liking your cute bee pic. :)
Lily’s garden challenge: Took so long to be born in a washing machine on spinning
This challenge: *_Gets it first time_*
I couldn’t get preggers with a x, y, and z.
Then I died..
That is very sad. I’m sorry for your loss of the challenge. I would break my phone if that happened
Oof
@i hit fortnite kids “murdered by cancer”
abaclout
aaaa baaa clout
“-And ultimate fertility test!”
No one:
Literally no one:
Mike: Hm! I’m feeling pretty fertile today
So many thoughts ran through my head as I was laughing at that 😂😂😂
Lmao
@@dimensionalclones5018 same lol😂😂
@@lil_emolilla6361 👁👄👁
O to see without my eyes -👄-
So uh What's Your Name?
*"E"*
Uhhh Any Siblings??
*"Yes"*
How Many? :D
*"25"*
Uh- Uhm Who's The Oldest?
*'AAA"*
Uhm-? Youngest?
*"zzZ"*
Hey Wake up!
It's actually 26 siblings, because G was twice. xD
ROFL! Good one. :)
@@sonyab1974 Thanks!
@@user-zk1wl8xe4e You're welcome! :)
@@Hendrik_McSims The 2 Gs Are Twins xD
he should have named the d one “demonetization”
And the M one monetization
Vivian Boyce I SAID THAT TO😂😂
C=Copyright
C = Coppa
best name ever invented *lol*
So no one's gonna talk about the the fact he did the alphabet like "A B C D E G F" in 11:50 - 12:43 😂
I am SO happy someone else noticed!
"A B C D E G F G H"
i thought that was just me!
Mike: "It's all you wanna do!"
Me: don't
Don't
Dont
Dont
Don't
Don't
Don't-
"ALL YOU WANNA DO, ALL YOU WANNA DO BABY-"
Mike: "Okay we need C and D"
Me: Nnnnngghhhhh-
"From Major to minor, C to D~"
I think we can all agree I'm the 10 amongst these threes
Hello my Dear husband!
I think we can all agree I'm a 10 amongst these 3's.
Lmao
I LOVE SIX
The Fact That He’s Making 26 Babies And Not Even Taking His Time Naming His Child..
He's pulling a reverse flavia
@@ghulam237 hehehehehehehe
Gaming Chicky lololololololol
unicorn-gamer gacha-love stop 🇧🇸
I love how your so positive like all the time
Try watching his vids about DanTDM
You're
He's way more serious in videos about DanTdm
*going to school*
*new friend*: I got 2 siblings, how many do you have?
*E.*: I got 25
*new friend*, leaves
Wasn't it "A" the one saying "25 siblings"?
@@cheguardi8724 yeah, I just said E because it's the 1rst letter of my name lol
@@plutoniumitis ohhh i get It 😂😂
"Is Africa on there?"
Yes because Africa is a country and not a continent
It’s a continent you idiot
Mohammed Malallah it’s called sarcasm 🙄
Geeky Galaxy yepp
nti nro it’s called sarcasm look it up
@@tikakalakka20 r/whoosh
Next on my story animated: MY MOTHER DIED AND IT WAS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO ME!!!
You are psychic, how do you see the FUTURE!?
@@davidpackham5944 shh, don't report me to the government-
Your secret’s safe with me... or is it?
@@davidpackham5944 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
Don't worry I can keep secrets...
Or can I?
"Do they not have Africa?" Africa is a continent, not a country....
he sounds like every american
XD
Thank you 😂
n1ck are you an American?
@Annabelle Guiditta is that supposed to be a hate comment or wha..?
When you're a Nickelback fan:
"I feel targeted..."
Father: hunny, I don’t thinks wumbos a REAAALLLL word-
Mother: *IM NAMING YOU WUMBO-*
Lol
wait wumbo jum
tonai
I wumbo, you wumbo
He she me, wumbo
@@someminecrafter3494 wumbo. Wumboing.
I love how you named the kid with the letter C "Clout" I'm laughing so hard right now! 😂
Mike: "Does bitlife not have Africa?"
Me: "AFRICA'S A CONTINENT!!!!!"
That’s what I said, too.
i mean south africa can be on there (i think)
They have South Africa
When I did it I started with
A: *Alrightherewego*
Z: *zzzzkillme*
what were the others?
Oh so the others names were like someone living there life
I had actual names for mine like Abel and Bipper until I couldn't make any more kids at T, so the second and last time I did it, I said screw it and just named em A-Z B-Z C-Z, etc
I don't do anything
Mike: *searching in countries* Africa? Where’s Africa?
Literally Me: 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
africa isn't a country... it's a continent
@@vvsneSo how’s life been treating you in the last 4 years
Bijuu: "L.... from..Death Note...."
Me: *Y A S*
L is best boy
we S T A N L😍
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
@@isabelcameron584 no. L from death note is the best boi
Death note bad.
Them: *speaks japanese*
Me an intellectual: “Miku miku you can call me Miku blue hair blue tie hiding in your WiFi!”
Why did i sing that in the barbie girl tune
Wholesome Queen oh no-
Sing this in barbie girl tune 🎶
🎵Miku Miku mii🎵
🎵You can call me miku🎵
🎵Blue hair, blue tie🎵
🎵Hidin' your wifi🎵
Savannah Valles oo great song lol
“I’m feeling pretty fertile today” 💀💀
“Today’s scub of the day goes to”. Me: the second child with the g
Me the child with the N
Thumbnail: Aaaaaa Baaaa Clout
*My Name Being Anna*
My Name: is "Anna" A Joke To You? it's Better Then Naming Your Baby "Aaaaaa"
Teacher: “ cause your new can’t you introduce yourself to the class?”
Me: “hi...my name is FinTheChat........I was born in the alphabet challenge aka baby time...the whole alphabet is almost my siblings...”
Yup
“Do they think Africa doesn’t exist”
Africa is a continent 🤦🏼♀️ and they only list the countries
edit: I didn’t mean to cause so my backlash in my replies and arguments y’all do make good points, but I stand by my point that in no way possible was I calling him a dumbass and i’m not being a smartass intentionally. I also stand by my point it is basic knowledge because you have to know these kinds of things if you ever want to travel. You can’t get a passport renewed without knowing this information, also I was only pointing it out because I didn’t want anyone to think Bitlife was not excepting that “Africa is a country” Have a good day, and thank you to anyone who stood up for me
Not everyone can remember that. Don't be a smarta**. :^
@@Psycul That's like saying "don't be a smartass, not everyone remembers that 2+2=4"...ffs it's basic shit. Everyone says dumb stuff from time to time, don't excuse it and insult them for pointing out his mistake...it's fine, he's not being a smartass.
@@owolbility yaaaasssss you go girl/boy 😂
@@owolbility I don't see the problem with the emoji, it could've been used to further emphasize their point. (It was honestly a facepalm moment though...) Typically the usage of emojis is often added to make a statement more humorous (depending on the context as well as the said emoji being used), this is just my interpretation on the usage behind that emoji. Again Africa being a continent is still basic stuff...I will state again that it is the equivalent of 2+2=4. Side note though, it's kind of sad that it's a thing that some Americans (not all) don't know (not counting spur of the moment brain farts of course). No one is obligated to know everything about the different countries in the world...but one should at least know their continents, but that's only my opinion on that matter, and I'm probably being biased anyway. I love watching Mike's videos but I won't lie, he does have his dumb moments (which again we all do; it just makes it all the more entertaining and relatable).
I’m sorrry to the people who think i’m any way i’m being rude I did not intend I was just sharing my though it was a humorous moment for me like when someone said to me blind people doing sign language
When he said "We're gonna make some more" I actually really expected the put some more meme to pop up out of no where
It’s spelled “d’Giorno,” just so you know :>
ツembersk1es I didn’t know that yay I learned something lol
"Oh wait, I hate bikes!" *Beat Your Bike intensifies.*
Bijuu: “I am here”
*All might bursts through the door* “I AM HERE”
*"I AM HERE MORE!"* -Symbol of Peace
@@dumbdogboy "I WAS NEVER HERE" aizawa
ghulam237 😂
*small might enters chat* “I AM ALSO HERE!”
YOUNG MIDORIA
I litterally just finished this challenge
EMMA MICHAUD thanks
Ξρορsιclε ριεΞ HOWWWWW
Ada Aldc hard work
Ξρορsιclε ριεΞ same
Your comment was at 69 likes, I saved you.
"New crime: embezzlement"
An immigrant embezzling our goverment funds, I can see the headlines, your career is done.
Mali Saporis Amet yaass hamilton
I hope you saved some money for your daughter and son
Your best 'wan run back where you come from
"i went to a miku concert and some japanese dude slapped me in da face,, now were married" *wattpad logic* (this happened to me but im not married lol)
*slowly looks at screen*
“Im feelin’ pretty fertile today”
C00k13 xD
“Bitlife doesn’t even have Africa” bruh
EnderTheCake hahaha, yeah right. I thought it was quite fun that both he and the Internet thought Africa is a country
@@lollapoppa7599 Ikr so ignorant. It annoys me so much
Thats a continent not a country
That's rasist
@@Sirvanquish no, bitlife says pick a country, Africa is a continent. (Also spell racist before you call anyone racist)
Hey bijuu Mike,
Can u do a pet challenge?
U treat kids like dogs.cats
Please
@@oreokatt1866 R/cursedcomments
12:13 I wanna name him baby gangsta
Fuyuhiko: WHO SUMMONED ME?
"I am feeling very fertile"
-bijuu mike 2020
“Gotta keep you happy so you keep delivering my Digiorno babies”
But it’s not delivery......
It’s Digiorno
My favorite Micheal quotes in this video:
“I’m feeling pretty fertile today”
“Are you saying to get busy? 😏”
“Wanna do it now? W-wanna go now?”
“HUH? How ‘bout now?”
“**moan** Aiden, hi, Aiden”
“So, leave a like if you wanna see that. Wait, no, leave an additional like..yea”
“Hee, *kiddie timee*”
“He’s definitely been standing next to the microwave WAY to much!”
You forgot, "Going back to Fertile-ville"
omg the “trinity did not feel like making love to me” was mine lmaoo ily
Awesome
C00k13 dedication 😂
Mike: *starts naming kids after anime*
Me: wEeB aRmY
Akarsha would like to join, to the great disapproval of noelle
bijuu bike: "im gonna name you gerard way"
me: *cough* *cough* emo
CORONA VIRUS
“Oh it’s gotta be BTS, their fan base is insane”
**Crying in ARMY**
・ RileyMxchi ・ right under fuzz ball bakugo with hair amazing-
Yea-
It’s true tho especially no pants girl
Lol
・ RileyMxchi ・ same
Bitlife creator: how can we get new players?
Random employee: Why don't we use highlighter Mike to bring attention to the game?
So... I did this challenge and when I get to letter "U" I didn't know which name to put on the baby boy so I named the child "unspecified" 💁😂
Lol
the farthest i got was m
10:03 "come on dude are you broken" this had me dying 🤣🤣
PLZ SAY ITS NOT JUST ME GETTING BITLIFE ADDS EVERY TIME I WATCH A BITLIFE VIDEO😂😂😂
Each like gets bijuu a Bit.
“Hair loom”- bijuu Mike 2020
I’m early for once yay :) I like the update and kinda didn’t know what it was lol
Bijuu: I know the alphabet
Also bijuu: *puts G before F*
Yes I was searching the comments to see if anybody else was triggered by that xD
And then puts G again
He did G twice like umm
4:32 “Top 10 ANIME PLOT TWISTS”
1. Flavia is secretly Lily’s daughter. Lily told herself and Blaine that she faked the pregnancy test only to make herself feel better
00:01 AHHHHH no feet! ?!?! Does that bother u?
"That's all you wanna do!"
*I think we can all agree I'm a 10 among these 3s*
I love that tiktok
@@zaya7256 I... Stop, that's not a tiktok. It's from a musical, smh...
@@zaya7256 NO
Talking to someone on a tablet.
*A man of culture.*
Bijuu Mike: has only a chest no legs.
Me: tosses phone across the room
Wall: do you have my bits?
So bold of bit life to assume I have friends to do these challenges with.......
4:41 Mike:i have a family cat named Bart. *Looks at my cat* *Looks back at screen* Me: NANI!?
Yes my cat is named Bart to XD.
Bart the cat is popular now I guess =/
I thought of this idea a long time ago it would be the “run away from home” idea it’s where if you don’t want to be with your family anymore you can run away hence the title, it would make you no longer in contact with your family tho so you couldn’t do anything with your family.
Giving a name to a child
Others moms: Sara
Me: Um.. GANGSTA!!
That was close ¦]
"Imma beat that bike."
-Bijuu Mike, 2020.
Family photos would be like picture day in elementary school, and they take a class photo, but instead of a teacher, there’s one parent on each side.
For B he should have done "Beargoes" and its last name would make it "Beargoes Ghir"
Learn the alphabet with Bijuu Mike: AAA BAAAA CAAA DAAA EAAA FAAAA GAAA HAAAA IAAA JAAA KAAA LAAA MAA NAAA OAAA PAAA QAAA RAAA SAAA TAAA UAAA VAAA WAAA XAAA YAAA ZAAAS
Bijuu mike: "i am too busy listening to Japanese music all the time
Army: They have Japanese music
HeLlO FelLOw ArMyಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
Hello Army
Hello Army
GO ARMY!!💜
HEYO ARMY!!!
11:56 = E 12:14 = Gangsta 12:43 = F inthechat 13:01 = Gerad way ..... Wait what.... Mike has his own Alphabet... With two G's..... Wow....
Mom: "I have a few kids."
Person: What are there names?
Mom: " Albert, Ben, Cady, Dillian, Eliot, Flower, George, Holly, Izzy, Joe, Kate, Lucy, Mo, Noah, Orange, Peirce, Quatra, Ronald, Sid, Tim, Una, Vinny, Winston, Xaxen, Yui, Zuzu...
Person: did you go on Google to find names!?
.
A- Amethyst, Alyssa, Amelia, Aria
B- Bethany, Berry, Bat, Barbara
C- Cadence, Chrysanthemum, Christina
D- Delilah
E- Esther
F- Felicia
G- Genesis
H- Harper, Hailey
I- Isabella
J- Jocelyn
K- Kailey, Kaiden
L- Luna!
M- Mary
N- Nicole
O- Ophelia
P- Peter, Peyton
Q- Quinn
R- Riley
S- Sasha
T- Tessa
U- Unique
V- Viola, Victoria
W- Wallace
X- Xavier
Y- Yuri
Z- Zara Larrson
0:00 when did apple release the IPhone mega PRO?
"i'm gonna name you gerard way! oh, you're also a boy, that's convenient"
11:43
When you forget the alphabet
Bitlife: Oh, yeah
Mike: laughing
Ad: IT'S FOOTLONG SEASON!
Me: 😐
Someone should definitely make a picture of him and all his children together with their names on their shirts and him just holding up "K"
*Salad man posts* me:I MUST WATCH EVEN THOUGH I NEED TO DO MY MATH HOMEWORK
I like how you think
I MUST WATCH EVEN THOUGH IT'S 3 AM
"My mother dying was the best thing to happen to me."
-Bijuu Mike 2020
Yes more 😂🤣 BitLife is really funny and I pass the challenge
12:56 -
Mike- I guess so you meet all the requirements
Me- What- being able to have some fun saxophone- and having 26 kids?
Also mike- *has a checklist* “ I guess I’ll marry you, I mean it’s not like you’re helping me have 26 kids or anything.
Bitlife: "Ohhh yeahhh."
Me: "yEaH YEaH yEAh!"
No one:
Mike: spells "furniture" as "furnichure"
"were naming you gerard way"
*me chanting until m*
MIKEY
MIKEY
MIKEY
MIKEY
Little tip from an ARMY:
Should you ever choose to react to BTS, as long as you pause the video to every couple minutes while listening to the song, BigHit Entertainment will not copyright you. They take it as a *compliment* when someone reacts to their music, and believe that compliments from the person reacting is a form of promotion.
I would really love for him to react to ON! Also Fellow ARMY Here💜✨
@@faeriietales7484 hiya army!! Loving the new album
True they are very humble entertainment and they are making great artist 💜 hello fellow ARMYS 💜
Hello fellow ARMY's :)
Hey fellow ARMY!!!! I purple you!!!! 💜💜💜
Finally this has been added to the android version and I can do the alphabet challange
Haha this was so funny, your videos are amazing I watch them when I’m sad,happy,mad,scared,
Love from Japan ❤️
Aww I’m Japan to!
Me: *”sees the title is “Alphabet Baby”*
Also me: *”thinks about Melanie Martinez and the song “Alphabet Boy”*
Yess
Bro same
VanillaY
Imma girl!
But ya!
Never seen a more relatable comment.
Thùy Dung Nguyễn so it’s not just me
Nobody:
Nobody in the whole wide world:
Mike: “I’m feelin pretty fertile today”
XD
Bijuu:*plays bitlife*
Also Bijuu:*wears a bendy hat*
Oh god the nostalgia-
Tara pets TV wait you have Lauren or something on your thing and your watching bijuu mike NANI
Wait why u has Lauren..
Ok i just want to say that i for some reason can't change my yt photo.I whoud but i don't really know what is happening =(
@@trektroveee I like to watch them both bc i love that they are always positive!☺
Since I'm on Android, I can't do the challenge, but in one of my lives I had the exact same name as my mother.
Me: *Clicks on bitlife challenge video*
Ad: *Shows an ad that's about bitlife*
Me:..........Okay..........
There is a way to get a free wedding, though. Get the family member’s house or something with no honeymoon.
Bijuu Mike: *Forgets X*
Bitlife: *"Challenge completed"*
There is X.
Xxx Ghir
@@HollowSab I didnt see it
@@L0stInSacrifice Its okay, its a bit hard to miss.
Who else was anxiously waiting for him to realize he did G twice?
When he accidentally said done ,PERIOD SIS
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Mike: *YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS BABY TIME*
When your secretly addicted to bijuu Mike's videos
Not being/trying to be rood/rude butttt...... Its *Bijuu*
@@briaiguess8834 beejue
@@briaiguess8834 shhhhhhhhhhh child ill intrduce you to r/wooosh
Biejuw
yea it is bijuu
“My mother dying was the best thing to happen to me” -Bijuu Mike
omg im actually early what the heck 4th viewer and 4th like
wow thats how life works hmMMmmm
Bijuu: Which country has the most babies?
Google: AfRiCa LmAo
no.. They said a country in Africa they didn't say Africa itself
Love Puppy i know that was part of the joke lol
I thought h was hoot wireless! lol great vid Flavia