In addition to "A Whole New Goose", Markiplier's 'Untitled Goose Album' will include such classics as: "Let It Goose" "Be Our Goose" "I Just Can't Wait To Be Goose" "I'll Make a Goose Out Of You" "Kiss The Goose" And many more!
@@LazGato A goose tried to fight my car while my boyfriend and I were just trying to leave a parking lot. It took us a good 20 minutes to leave because we didn't want to run it over, but it wouldn't stop fighting the car. Honking the horn and yelling at it did nothing, and we were both too cowardly to get out of the car because we feared it'd come after us instead. 😂
@@LazGatoCanadian geese are still down here this month at my job, and every customer has advised that we just retreat. Many have received a nice present of stitches from these MFers who are NOT playin witchu ❤
The goose did a little tail wiggle at the end, right after you put the bell down it his pit. I love how both the pit and everyone running after the goose with the bell implies that the goose has stolen that exact bell many times and they keep replacing it
Does anyone else love the fact that this goose knows the complete set of highly specific actions which will invariably result in him getting another bell?
I never really thought about that until now, probably because there's only about 4 actions that allow you to go to the next area, but you are definitely correct. The goose is a genius who will commit mild atrocities just for more bells
How I imagine things in the -iplier household: Amy: *sitting downstairs with the dogs reading a book* Mark: (faintly) I'm a goooooose! Amy: *turns page* sounds about right
"you think that mercy is something that I even comprehend" is genuinely such a raw line and it came from a dude on UA-cam playing a game about torturing people as a goose
The despair I felt at that moment was unmatched :/ So ofc my stubborn ass dug out a loophole: As long as you go to the pub area and unlock the gate to the stone bridge you'll find there, you have unlimited access to both the first area and the back gardens (aka the third one) . You sneak on the lady's garden the way you did the first time, and grab the ribbon from the bushes where it got stuck (you won't lose it if you're holding it in your mouth), get the lady to put it on you again. Then you just exit the way you came, circling back into the area where you're supposed to go! And presto, you'll still have your ribbon Watch out for the dude in the neighboring garden thou. He's a hater, he'll take *anything* you're holding and throw it into the lady's side, even when it didn't belong to her!
I think the reason this is popular is because it gives you the catharsis of playing the chaos and pure evil of a villain character, but at the end of the day you’re just a goose, so you can’t do enough real actual harm to ruin the experience with heavy handed questions of morality and the feeling that you shouldn’t be doing this.
I love how many times Mark said "Goose" in every single sentence, it was pretty funny and iconic to the entire video! It's like it's own catchphrase for the video 😂
I come back to this video whenever I need something fun and calming... and it's just so delightful, watching Mark as a goose! I think my favourite moment is when the goose is finally appreciated by the two people at the table; I love them bowing and honking at him, and Mark just flapping his wings proudly.
the part at 48:55 when the lady gets mad over the toilet paper has a whole new meaning with what's going on in the world as I'm currently watching this
Mark not realizing even once during the final sequence that you can sneak by people by not running while holding the bell but somehow still managing to complete it is fucking hilarious
lol Mark's face. "I have a to-do list?!" I have never, in my life, seen someone so frickin THRILLED to just be a Goose. This is officially one of my new favorite games to watch Mark play lol.
1:07:50 -- "I will destroy everything you've ever known and ever loved -- BRAZIER!!!!" That sudden and unexpected shift from evil, plotting murdery thoughts to almost excitement at seeing a bra on a clothes line.
2:19:57 **sees the new checklists** "THERE'S MORE GOOOOOOOSE!!!" I absolutely foresee him doing a 2nd stream just to do the 2nd set of To-Do lists. Just cuz he frickin LOVES this game and being a Goose. ^__^ And I highly support this potential, and more than likely eventual, stream for more GOOSE.
@@kathrynshuttleworth9002 You get goose at goose store. Be sure to come prepared with many a snack to present to goose to appease goose. Some goose like raspberries, while other goose hiss at you when presented with raspberries and much prefer strawberries instead. (Disclaimer: If you're planning on purchasing an actual goose, please do not follow these instructions as you run the risk of angering your chosen goose friend which may result in certain death.)
0:02 Lyrics: (solo markiplier) I can show you the goose, goosey goosey the goosey, goosing goosing and goosing on a magic goose ride, goose goosey the goose, time to fly with the goose, goose goose and the goosey on a goosey goosey ride. (duet with you and markiplier) a whole new goose, a new fantastic point of goose, no one to tell us goose, or where to goose, a goosey goosey goosey goose with you.
00:00 - 1:00 POV Mark is trying to get the golden buzzer on America’s got talent and forgot most of the lyrics so he used the first word that came to his mind.
I played the song at the beginning for my dog, who's name is Goose. And she loved it. Tail wagging like crazy the whole time. Now all she wants to do is listen to mark singing about her.
"Why is this game popular" - Developer. Think about this, No Man's Sky was promised to be full of everything and have all game modes and failed on it. Untitled Goose Game can't even be bothered to make a title, so the possibilities are endless.
I've watched playthroughs of this game so many times, and yet I've never played it myself because it won't be on Steam for another year. I think it's interesting to see players reactions and see how long it takes them to figure out what to do.
I love how Mark can literally sit here and play the Untitled Goose Game for two and a half hours and never get bored. Never in my life have I seen someone so genuinely happy. 😂💖
@Ellie Fuller true~ I ment aggressively screaming and boasting~ if you watch his older stuff you see he's a lot more tame and humble. Also isn't felix a nazi supporter? Just a rumor I heard
If I had a nickel for every time I heard a “Whole New World” parody about a bird I would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
*~Lyrics for “I can show you the Goose~”* *”I can show you the goose..~”* *”G00sy g00sy the g00sy~~!”* *”g00sing, g00sing and g00sing”* *”On a magic goose ride..”* *”Goose g00sy the goose”* *”Time to fly with the goose!~”* *”goose, goose and the g00sy”* *”on a g00sy g00sy ride..”* *”A WHOLE NEW GOOSE!!~~”* *”A WHOLE NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF GOOSE!!~~”* *”NO ONE TO TELL US GOOSE,”* *”OR WHERE TO GOOSE!~~”* *”A g00sy, g00sy, g00sy, goose with you~~..”* 💖💖💖💖💖
I fell asleep watching this and all I remember of my dream is a red goose yelling at me in marks voice. I don’t remember what it said, but I like to think it was encouragement.
Well I rewatched this oldie but goodie and decided to count the amount of times Mark said the word Goose. Including but not limited to: Goose, Goosey, Geese, Goosephant, Goosepher, Goosepeeshist, Gooseteroids, Captain Goosemerica, Goosbilities and Gadgoosehooks. And the grand total was 543. He said some version of GOOSE 543 times! Classic.
The bush took it. Which means that the game mechanics won't allow the goose to exit the garden with the ribbon on. I'm heartbroken, developers. I've never felt this betrayed in my entire life.
Does anyone know what he meant by Ethan's channel being dead? I mean, I know it's probably For The Meme, I'm just curious if it's related something in particular (like that one time eef reuploded a fuckton of old videos 😂)
This is my go to comfort video. Something about the way he just says “hi” after singing the goose song :”) and the entire video in general just calms me down.
In addition to "A Whole New Goose", Markiplier's 'Untitled Goose Album' will include such classics as:
"Let It Goose"
"Be Our Goose"
"I Just Can't Wait To Be Goose"
"I'll Make a Goose Out Of You"
"Kiss The Goose"
And many more!
underrated comment??
anti-social stardust Very
OH I JUST CAN'T WAIIIITTT, TO BE GOOOOOOSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE
I hate myself for understanding this
And in addition to the album, you can get an extra song for just $9.99!
Everybody Wants to be a Goose
"I will fight you to the death for this bell."
*It was at this point that Markiplier truly embodied goose-itude*
Has someone who has gotten in fight with geese before this is accurate. Just retreat they fight to the death.
@Piano Life honk and bonk battle
@@LazGato A goose tried to fight my car while my boyfriend and I were just trying to leave a parking lot. It took us a good 20 minutes to leave because we didn't want to run it over, but it wouldn't stop fighting the car. Honking the horn and yelling at it did nothing, and we were both too cowardly to get out of the car because we feared it'd come after us instead. 😂
Remember: When in doubt, yeet the geese.
@@LazGatoCanadian geese are still down here this month at my job, and every customer has advised that we just retreat. Many have received a nice present of stitches from these MFers who are NOT playin witchu ❤
Markiplier: * plays every horror game imaginable*
Also Markiplier: *gets scared of a gardening chasing him while he runs away with a jar of jam*
the first time he showed up actually scared me cause I didnt see any sign of him coming so it was just random
Mark is that guy who gains strength from fear, so he gets scared only to strengthen himself!
That's my theory at least...
yea
kars same
@stoic Beetle Did you just correct this man on his grammar and then spell cocky wrong?
The goose did a little tail wiggle at the end, right after you put the bell down it his pit. I love how both the pit and everyone running after the goose with the bell implies that the goose has stolen that exact bell many times and they keep replacing it
If there was a goose with Mark’s voice chasing after me screaming ‘nerd!’ I would genuinely be so afraid
i would be like hey watcha doin with a knife
If there was a goose with anybodies voice, I would be very afraid.
especially when he starts talking about how many people he has murdered
I would know its gooseaplier and try to get a photo
Bullied by a goose. Actually sounds about right.
Us: This is a stealth game.
Mark, taking a drag of a cigarette and looking off into the distance: Stealth? Haven’t heard that name in years.
Stealth game?
*Heard of **_Duck Duck Goose?_*
Mark: *Singing the goose song*
Marks neighbors: "Honey he's singing about geese again..."
"Ah shit here we go again"
"Outta my property, you goosy goose!"
Oh wow, i'm the 666st liker 😂😂😂
Ha lol
Yup
Devs: “We don’t know why this game is so popular.”
Game: Play as an unrelenting force of unstoppable chaos.
I love how Sean feels bad during his game but Mark and Felix are overjoyed at the chaos they’re making.
Sean is the everyman while Felix and Mark is where our destructive tendencies lie
Don't forget how Mattpatt was making sure he had the most logical chaos ever!
That's because Jack is naturally chaotic.
Sean is neutral evil, Mattpat is lawful evil, and both Felix and Mark are chaotic evil lmao
Chaos is my thing
This captures the true essence of Mark's commentary:
"I will destroy everything you've ever known and ever loved-- BRASSIERE??"
GET THE RAINBOW HEART, I BELIEVE IN YOU!
Also,
Hey Mark, how is Chica?
you right
goose tiddies
@@markiplier No, YOU right.
@AustralianHusky WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH!!?
Farmer: *reaches over fence to grab radio*
Mark: "He's more powerful than Thanos!
28:52
Thanos: "Am I a joke to you..."
To be fair the groundskeeper reached THROUGH the fence...
@@SuperTezzzz It's 28:35 then 29:10
Oxygen not included?!?!
That singing was magical tho…
Literal chills
Does anyone else love the fact that this goose knows the complete set of highly specific actions which will invariably result in him getting another bell?
Goose loves that fact to
I will always get another bell
Duck or goose
I pick both
I never really thought about that until now, probably because there's only about 4 actions that allow you to go to the next area, but you are definitely correct. The goose is a genius who will commit mild atrocities just for more bells
How I imagine things in the -iplier household:
Amy: *sitting downstairs with the dogs reading a book*
Mark: (faintly) I'm a goooooose!
Amy: *turns page* sounds about right
I can picture that perfectly. Like it’s a scene from a book or movie
Nah bc from how mark talks about Amy it seams that isn’t the sort of person she is but idk
@@Iamkrogan07 Honestly, you cannot really know what a person is like from what other people say about them. Just saying.
I agree. It probably is kinda like that. Lol 😂
precisely
Person: *puts up no goose sign*
Goose: This sign won’t stop me because I can’t read!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
Goose: "jokes on you I'm illiterate!"
*when you realize that the sign is a picture*
@@scarletpersecut *sniff* *snoff* I SMELL AN UNDERATTED COMMENT!!!!
The sign isn’t even there for me 😣😭😭 maybe it’s an Xbox glitch?
"you think that mercy is something that I even comprehend" is genuinely such a raw line and it came from a dude on UA-cam playing a game about torturing people as a goose
Me, expecting normal intro:
Mark: *sings "A brand new goose"*
Me: I came for copper, and I found gold
You never found gold my friend, you found goose
i came for diamonds, i got goose
@@essenceisaway3633 they are the diamonds
@Ashes Ashes, You mean "I came for copper, and I found diamond.
Thanks for appreciating me :)
Mark: i’m playing this,, in memory of Ethan
Ethan: stop telling everyone i’m dead!
Mark: i can still hear his voice sometimes
omg this gives me a great idea for a tiktok XD
Bailey Boo
no.
Wait what is that from why can’t I remember
It's like hanzo and genji from overwatch
@@baileymoon819 NO
The genuine grief and despair on Mark's face when he loses his ribbon is the closest thing to peak comedy humanity will ever witness
I played it, And I was so annoyed when I lost the ribbon, I tried to get it again but I failed 😞
ITS NOT FUNNY ITS VERY VERY VERY SAD 😔 worse then when he left his bottle at the start
I-I cried at the moment too…
The despair I felt at that moment was unmatched :/
So ofc my stubborn ass dug out a loophole: As long as you go to the pub area and unlock the gate to the stone bridge you'll find there, you have unlimited access to both the first area and the back gardens (aka the third one) . You sneak on the lady's garden the way you did the first time, and grab the ribbon from the bushes where it got stuck (you won't lose it if you're holding it in your mouth), get the lady to put it on you again.
Then you just exit the way you came, circling back into the area where you're supposed to go! And presto, you'll still have your ribbon
Watch out for the dude in the neighboring garden thou. He's a hater, he'll take *anything* you're holding and throw it into the lady's side, even when it didn't belong to her!
I actually wanted to cry, he was in such pain
I think the reason this is popular is because it gives you the catharsis of playing the chaos and pure evil of a villain character, but at the end of the day you’re just a goose, so you can’t do enough real actual harm to ruin the experience with heavy handed questions of morality and the feeling that you shouldn’t be doing this.
Mark saying “goose” instead of “honk” is the best part of this whole video
bonk
Gonk
hoose
Shinigami Aleksi So... have you seen death note?
Mark: I miss Ethan
Ethan: Stop telling everyone I’m dead!!
Mark: Sometimes I can still hear his voice
Was ur 666th like
Ehhh I like that film too
My and my fiance just watched brother bear yesterday XD
xD
Omg yes 😂
Mark: Plotting the murder of everyone just for existing
Also Mark: Has a mental breakdown over his bow getting stuck in the bush
XD
He is a giant man baby😂😎👶
I love how many times Mark said "Goose" in every single sentence, it was pretty funny and iconic to the entire video! It's like it's own catchphrase for the video 😂
Mark: Stop being speciest
Also Mark: You humans disgust me
But he’s a goose....
Oh nvm
I KNOW! WHY ARE YOU HRUTING YOUR PLANET WE DONT HURT OURS gah
Same thing with SJWs and straight white guys
reverse specism doesn’t exist 😌
The first one was also Seán, just saying... And Goosist 😡
Person: *Minorly inconveniences Mark*
Mark: I WILL DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINE
Suga
1:38:38 both Mark and the goose look so incredibly devastated over the loss of the bow
Indeed
This comment killed me lol u get a like
I come back to this video whenever I need something fun and calming... and it's just so delightful, watching Mark as a goose! I think my favourite moment is when the goose is finally appreciated by the two people at the table; I love them bowing and honking at him, and Mark just flapping his wings proudly.
I literally watch this video at least once a week 😂
@@abbyday8397 you are my hero
the part at 48:55 when the lady gets mad over the toilet paper has a whole new meaning with what's going on in the world as I'm currently watching this
*THE PROPHECY!!*
Yeh. Y everyone need TP in corona tho. At least in school we don't have to do standardized testing and still move on to the next grade
Psyco.Klaus lol
Mark’s two moods while playing this:
1) I love this game and everyone else is dumb except me.
2) I’m stupid and I HATE EVERYTHING.
sounds about right 😂😐😑
Yeah that's mark for ya
+Pure destruction
perfectly explained
3) MY BOWWWWWWWWWWW (extreme sobbing)
I've never seen a man more genuinely distraught over loosing a bow in my entire life.
😢
@@makennamurphy9691 🦆 + 🎀 = ♥️
I was crushed when I lost the bow, I loved my little bow
Who can say where the road goes...only you should know.
You don’t understand
It's been four years, and im still coming back to this masterpiece
real
Mark: a grown man who’s felt pain
Also him: cry’s about not being able to where a bow as a goose
I Mean, Same
Me too it made me cry
*wear* i am the grammar police
@@superkitty1887 I don't think anyone even passed English class at this point.
I did that when I played this game too 😂
Jack: Wait can I mow the lawn
Felix: I want to mow the lawn
Mark: can I mow the lawn is that a thing I can do
Great minds think alike
Why does this not have more likes😂
For some reason I read this in their voices lmao
Good comment. Very, very good comment
Or... Stupid minds think alike.
Theres also *BIG BRAINS* think alike
They are all very big brain
One year later, we can all agree mark has the voice of a damn a n g e l .
MARKIPLIER I WORSHIP U AS A GODDD
@@pretzelchild3335 Who said he isn’t a god-?
@@pretzelchild3335 um no.... 😐
he does NOT! he has a gruff voice
Or, you know, a demon that is trying to lure us in
Mark not realizing even once during the final sequence that you can sneak by people by not running while holding the bell but somehow still managing to complete it is fucking hilarious
Markiplier: Gets bell.
Markiplier: "Oh I gotta be sneaky."
Markiplier: *Forgets how to walk.*
R.I.P
the fact he was running the WHOLE time he had the bell
“What is the scariest thing you’ve experienced?”
*”a gardener almost took my jam”*
A gardener coming after me!
the scariest thing I have experienced is swamp sim shrek was horrorfying
-Logan Sanders 2019
I am scared
mark singing
Game: **is a stealth game**
Mark and Seán: **run all the way home with the bell clanging for all to hear and wonder why they get chased**
To be fair, that's half the fun!
Remember his Warframe video?
ok andrew
Beeba K Smith yesssssssss
@@genesis-fd5eh Actually it is Seán. The accent is what gives it the 'awn' sound and not 'eean.' Seán himself on his channel has talked about this.
I love how Markiplier said "It's Goosen time" and Goosed all over the playthrough
lol Mark's face. "I have a to-do list?!"
I have never, in my life, seen someone so frickin THRILLED to just be a Goose. This is officially one of my new favorite games to watch Mark play lol.
1:07:50 -- "I will destroy everything you've ever known and ever loved -- BRAZIER!!!!"
That sudden and unexpected shift from evil, plotting murdery thoughts to almost excitement at seeing a bra on a clothes line.
2:19:57 **sees the new checklists** "THERE'S MORE GOOOOOOOSE!!!"
I absolutely foresee him doing a 2nd stream just to do the 2nd set of To-Do lists. Just cuz he frickin LOVES this game and being a Goose. ^__^
And I highly support this potential, and more than likely eventual, stream for more GOOSE.
if this is just mark yelling "imma gOOse" for two hours im so down.
pm yea
Yeppp
un hu
I've got some good news for you, yo.
I mean it kinda is him just saying goose for 2 hrs or goosey
Alternative title: Grown man crys over not being able to hit small child with a broom🧹
And over a ribbon
And over not being able to mow the lawn
Shut up
@@Opalon_pawzz wow, rude
And his badminton racket
Someone needs to make a mod where you can keep the bow so Mark can be happy again
As a goose owner, I can confirm that the way Mark plays this game is extremely accurate to actual gooseness.
Lies, nobody owns the goose.
The goose owns you
@@baldr6894 LOL
@@baldr6894 That is also accurate.
*You have goose? Where do you get goose?*
@@kathrynshuttleworth9002 You get goose at goose store. Be sure to come prepared with many a snack to present to goose to appease goose. Some goose like raspberries, while other goose hiss at you when presented with raspberries and much prefer strawberries instead.
(Disclaimer: If you're planning on purchasing an actual goose, please do not follow these instructions as you run the risk of angering your chosen goose friend which may result in certain death.)
“Make them goose cheeks clap” is a phrase I was not prepared to hear at all
It's definitely /r/BrandNewSentence material for sure.
😂😂
yeah officer this comment here
Jack: *shoot 3 episode 30 minute gameplay each episode*
Pewdiepie: *shoot 1 episode 1 hour gameplay*
Mark:
Qie Han eyyy it’s so true though
Mark: gOoSE
Hah
Qie Han eyyy YESSSSSS
18:43 “willing to bet my entire existence”
We will miss you, mark.
Mark: starts up game
Also mark: *immediately finds the ending but doesn't realize it*
HMMM
What about the bell on the bike in the beginning?
Mabye you have to find as many bells??😕😕
And put them in that bell hole thing
@@somedumbrandompersonyoudon6109 too small, it has to be the big one
Ok
Mark: “I would die for goose!!!”
Goose: “you will”
Likely Trash “then perish.”
y o u w i l l
can we talk about how great marks singing voice is even if he's messing around
FR I thought I was the only one who found that out like I was surprised from the beginning
Lol. Me too
IKR
fr it so good he singer name is goosey the goose
Honestly
2 and a half hours playing as a goose, and mark seeing how many words he can combine with goose. I didn’t know I needed this
0:02 Lyrics: (solo markiplier)
I can show you the goose, goosey goosey the goosey, goosing goosing and goosing on a magic goose ride, goose goosey the goose, time to fly with the goose, goose goose and the goosey on a goosey goosey ride.
(duet with you and markiplier) a whole new goose, a new fantastic point of goose, no one to tell us goose, or where to goose, a goosey goosey goosey goose with you.
Brought a tear to my eye 🥺❤
actually started singing with him, very nice harmony
layla gipson i bet you sounded great
@@laylagipson8823 me too😂 beautiful
I almost cried bc of mark's beautiful voice I mean he sounds like an angel
00:00 - 1:00
POV Mark is trying to get the golden buzzer on America’s got talent and forgot most of the lyrics so he used the first word that came to his mind.
Me too!
found an army hereee ;)
gave me chills tho :)
Armiesss
I was sitting here like:😲
Like that really popped af.🙂
mark: can actually sing
also mark: G O O S E
IKR 😭🤣🥰😚🥳✨❤️😤🥺🤪😆🤩😳😇
@@raynnwyhatt3835 why so many emojis
@Great Day cuz tiktok cringe
@@greatday9805 honestly I don’t know why I’m just like that
Y E S
The unbridled joy that Mark has playing this game is just so lovely. I watch this when Im feeling down. Long life Gooseiplier!
Mark has one of the most beautiful voices I’ve ever heard
he is like that weird uncle you love the most
yeah low key that was really good
He's sittin there with Dan Avidan😁🤘🤘
@@dl-6550 ...in the dark. Alone...
I see your comment and raise you 21:52 in the video
When Mark picked up the knife, the "peace was never an option" meme popped into my head
The extra echo to Mark's microphone while he was signing made it 100.1 time better
450+ like with no comments?
EVERYBODY, PARTY ANIMALS GOT RELEASED TO PC AND XBOX!!! It’s so good :)
39:45
"Ofc I'm a bully, I'm markiplier!"
Got me laughing so hard😂
As an owner of a dog whose name is “Goose”, you can understand her confusion when lying with me while I watch this.
I only have one question why is her name goose..
i call my dog goose
@@Atsushis1fan it’s a good name for a dog. Better than my dog’s name…
Cat.
My kitten, Goose, watches this on my monitor while I do homework xD it's so wholesome
@@meowusical9495 aww that's so adorable, hope you and your kitten well in the future
Mark: “You’d think that that’s the lowest society can be”
Also mark: proceeds to move the chair from underneath an old man
I played the song at the beginning for my dog, who's name is Goose. And she loved it. Tail wagging like crazy the whole time. Now all she wants to do is listen to mark singing about her.
Silentevenings lol yes
Yes.
Quacc
Awww that's adorable
Silentevenings that is adorable
I love how much mark enjoyed this game.
Gardener: reaches over a three foot wall
Mark: HE'S MORE POWERFUL THAN THANOS
😂😂
The fact that “peace was never an option” isn’t the game’s official tag line is a crime in itself
Underrated comment 😂
@@aspenranger9755 more like overrated am i right or am i right frfr ong
@@Juicy-KingDerp.alt. no, you indeed arent right
@@EmuFanNo1 I am indeed not right frfr ong, 💀💀lmao
@@Juicy-KingDerp.alt.you're a child lmao you ain't right.
Jack's playthrough: Hjoink Hjoink am Goose!
Mark's playthrough: I can Goose Goose the Goooooose
I dare you to go up to a stranger and just scream “hjonk hjonk am goose”
@@katylepetsos7512 That would be hilarious
Katy Lepetsos i did that at school and got in trouble for it XD
I used the *goose* to *goose*
“Markiplier’s Untitled Goose Game ‘Let’s Play’, but every time he says ‘goose’, the video gets faster”
I rewatched the intro at least 10 times because of how beautiful the way Mark’s voice sound especially on the chorus. Quite bone chilling 🥲🥲
Man does have a nice voice
Find the difference:
Picnic blanket
Picnic napkin
Mark: they’re the same
Cookie Cake okay then
Atlas *corporate
It's a goose sized picnic blanket
I read blanket as bamket.
"Why is this game popular" - Developer.
Think about this, No Man's Sky was promised to be full of everything and have all game modes and failed on it.
Untitled Goose Game can't even be bothered to make a title, so the possibilities are endless.
And it just focused on being a fun game about a goose and not trying to be THE BEST GAME TO EVER GAME.
I've watched playthroughs of this game so many times, and yet I've never played it myself because it won't be on Steam for another year. I think it's interesting to see players reactions and see how long it takes them to figure out what to do.
metal_ak4
yeah we mean it didn’t try to promise and promote things it couldn’t do
Gardener: reaches over the wall like any normal human would and can
Mark: "how did he do that???"
Niamh Corrigan His Goose brain had fully developed at that point.
LucciDaPharaoh yup
Its strange how I come back to watch this ever time I cant sleep. Strangely therapeutic video
Is no one else going to mention that Mark has a super fine singing voice?
He does😃
Everyone already knows that! He's always had an amazing singing voice
I showed my freind the intro and he compared it to the best chef giving you insta-ramen
Fact
He's not bad but there was still a bit of Auto-Tune
I love how Mark can literally sit here and play the Untitled Goose Game for two and a half hours and never get bored. Never in my life have I seen someone so genuinely happy. 😂💖
Seán: HJONK HJONK HJONK
Mark: A WHOLE NEW GOOOOOOOSEEEEE, A FANTASTIC GOOSE YOUVE NEVER KNEWWW
Kanimates haha
Hjönk hjönk am goose
@@wifiman97 watch jack's gameplay
Jacksepticeye's gotten a little too obnoxious for my taste. Too much flexing and screaming/boasting and mentioning he's Irish
@Ellie Fuller true~ I ment aggressively screaming and boasting~ if you watch his older stuff you see he's a lot more tame and humble. Also isn't felix a nazi supporter? Just a rumor I heard
i love Marks pure joy while playing this game
Mark: "I'm sorry I just love this game so much"
less than 5 minutes later: *"LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE-"*
“Hey. That’s locked.”
-Goosieplier
This comment is very underrated
If I had a nickel for every time I heard a “Whole New World” parody about a bird I would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
I see you are a memer of culture as well
- Phineas and Ferb movie reference detected -
Goose
I would have fifty because of a weird friend... If we only include birds.
THERESAHUNDREDANDFOURDAYSOFSUMMERVACATIONANDSCHOOLCOMESALONGJUSTTOENDITTTTT
I've rewatched this enough times with my mom that we regularly quote this video in our daily lives.
Markiplier: sings
Me: That’s pretty good.
Also Markiplier: Singing about geese:
This is better than ever song I’ve ever heard.
Agreed
Not disagree
I second this
"This game is the worst! It won't let me mow the lawn or abuse children!"
-Gooseiplier 2019
and after that he *put the bottle to his head and pulled the trigger*
Get Oofed Nice name. It fits the context.
2020 now
@rhnbow 99 that doesn't matter it matters wat time he said it and since he said it in 2019 than the quote will say 2019
Get Oofed did he goose away the memories ?
Mark to farmer: what did i ever do to you?
Also mark: *proceeds to steal everything in his garden
I think mark being a goose is the single most amazing thing I've witnessed
Me: *Expecting a normal intro.*
Markipiler: *Sings a whole song.*
Me: This is the best intro!!
OwO whats This
Goose
@@metrosexualmillwright6074 I felt like it at the time, sorry if it inconvenienced you in any way.
@@ti_tinfoil it's fine dw, it just makes
a weird feeling when someone uses it
@@metrosexualmillwright6074 I am deeply sorry, I’ll edit it as soon as possible.
*~Lyrics for “I can show you the Goose~”*
*”I can show you the goose..~”*
*”G00sy g00sy the g00sy~~!”*
*”g00sing, g00sing and g00sing”*
*”On a magic goose ride..”*
*”Goose g00sy the goose”*
*”Time to fly with the goose!~”*
*”goose, goose and the g00sy”*
*”on a g00sy g00sy ride..”*
*”A WHOLE NEW GOOSE!!~~”*
*”A WHOLE NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF GOOSE!!~~”*
*”NO ONE TO TELL US GOOSE,”*
*”OR WHERE TO GOOSE!~~”*
*”A g00sy, g00sy, g00sy, goose with you~~..”*
💖💖💖💖💖
Wow (o u o) i,m a meme your a meme of a Goose
Wxnderland Euphxria May goose be with you.
It's 'A new fantastic', not 'A whole new fantastic'
The chorus should have been untitled goose
• Nadya • I WANT le GOOSEEEE🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢
Mark: *discovers walkie talkie*
Goose: *honks*
Also Mark: *GASP*
Honestly same lmaoo
To be very honest, the very end of the game was very touching and heartwarming to me, I love this game. The mechanics were fabulous too
Ooooh Riiiight, the goose , the goose for Gooseco, the goose chosen especially to kill Gooseco, Gooseco’s goose, That Goose?
Even the username is pure perfection. 10/goose
underrated
Gooseco’s goose-tion
Oh yeah, it's all goosing together ¬‿¬
Yes that goose -_-
Jack while playing this game: chaotic neutral/good
Felix and mark playing this game: chaotic evil
Now that I think about it, that is actually a pretty good description of Jack’s play through
... yeah, that's just about right.
How the fuck can you have three words in your alignment?
@@TheGrimReaperHimself at times it can be neutral or good
I fell asleep watching this and all I remember of my dream is a red goose yelling at me in marks voice.
I don’t remember what it said, but I like to think it was encouragement.
I'M GIGGLING SO LOUDLY RIGHT NOW
Wait did u see da nerd or something bc I fell asleep and I did one time (I've seen 3 times)
Wait what. Somebody else did too? Nice.
I often fall asleep to his videos, and yes I confirm a yelling markimoo is scary
Well I rewatched this oldie but goodie and decided to count the amount of times Mark said the word Goose. Including but not limited to: Goose, Goosey, Geese, Goosephant, Goosepher, Goosepeeshist, Gooseteroids, Captain Goosemerica, Goosbilities and Gadgoosehooks. And the grand total was 543. He said some version of GOOSE 543 times! Classic.
That comes to an average of 3.82 gooses per minute!
You're the hero i didn't know i needed, thank you 🤣💕💘
New drinking game: take a shot every time he says ‘goose’ or any variation 💀
@@non_bee_knees7686 DON'T DO THAT unless you are using water otherwise you will perish
Someone has time on their hands
I genuinely felt sadness when the Goose lost his bow.
honestly same
Markiplier.exe stopped working
The look on that goose face when the bow fell off. My bottom lip quivered with sadness.
Even when he dropped the bow afterwards, seeing the goose look down at it like,"My bow... 😢"
I almost wanted to cry but also laugh at the same time.
The bush took it.
Which means that the game mechanics won't allow the goose to exit the garden with the ribbon on.
I'm heartbroken, developers. I've never felt this betrayed in my entire life.
the farmer and shopkeeper: literally doing their job
goose brain mark: i H A T E YOU you're the wORsT
Btw it’s not actually farmer its gardener
Victoria Shaw It’s not gardener either. It’s groundskeeper.
Well, it’s fair because the goose is also only doing his job
@@monsoon5524 ah good point
Did you know, That geese hate you on a personal level?
The beginning was literally just shots fired at Ethan and I love it
This be hitting different, especially him talking about Ethan, right after Unus Annus being deleted.
😔😔
Fr tho
Does anyone know what he meant by Ethan's channel being dead? I mean, I know it's probably For The Meme, I'm just curious if it's related something in particular (like that one time eef reuploded a fuckton of old videos 😂)
@@danyr1886 he's not getting enough views
@@nightmare9597 that *is* true I think. My man deserves so much more
When markimoo spends 1 full on minute singing a goose parody of a song from Aladdin you know you clicked on the right markiplier video
Emily M And it was the best rendition ever, best voice 10/10
Why doesn't this have more likes
Yes
That was the best song in the universe
LMAO
Not even 10 seconds in and I'm already being seduced by Mark's majestic singing voice.
Doesn't even matter he's singing about a goose. Lol.
So very true
Ikr?! Haha was perfect!👏👌👍💕
PREACH MARK PREACH
Eu quero que ele afogue o ganso em mim
same 😂😂
can we just point out that mark is actually a great singer
This is my go to comfort video. Something about the way he just says “hi” after singing the goose song :”) and the entire video in general just calms me down.
SAAAAAAAAME I don’t know what it is!!!!
I love this comment ❤️
I needed comfort and just clicked on this video so this comment makes me so happy
I love that this implies that the Goose song isn't calming at all, you know, because of how chaotic it is
It calms you? This video is chaotic