I am an adult channel and if you dont want to talk about adult things such as taxes, the morning newspaper or STONKS then just frricken get the heck out. Yeah that was some adult language. Now if you'll excuse me i have to go and file some papers and watch GOLF.
Bijuu mike: I have to be more adult David: *walks into living room to see his mom watching bijuu mike* David’s mom: oh David honey, you can’t watch this it’s for MATURE people only like myself
Mike: “When was the last time you called someone?” Me: *begins to open mouth* Mike: “don’t answer that I know you don’t call.” Me: “actually, I called my grandma just yesterday.”
*Me:* :gets scrub of the day: "OMG I GOT SCRUB OF THE DAY" *My friend:* "what?" *Me:* "Scrub of the day! Bijuu Mike?" *My friend:* "who? *Me:* :sighs: "You uncultured swine." *(EDIT)* i never actually got scrub of the day, i just made up this scenario uwu
Jim Halpert challenge: •Get a job as an office worker •Fall in love and marry someone from your job •Prank someone in your job •Get along with your boss
David’s mom is not happy by this. David’s mom: This is going to be like the Office show and the stuff from the clip is inappropriate and Adults are bad. You said you did a gold digger challenge and that’s bad. Me: you’re a adult and overprotective. Did I mention The Office is funny? Two people also dressed as Office characters.
Whats funny is he said not to answer when the last time I had called someone, and litteraly before I watched this, I called my grandparents to see how they were doing. Ironic huh?
I loved this video as soon as you started talking about the office You have no idea how big of an office fan I am, seriously I’ve been freaking out at these references throughout the whole video.
Mike: Shows a Hello Neighbor meme of him and the stepfather - Literally 2 seconds later - Me: Realizes that the stepfather's name is ACTUALLY "Hello Neighbor" Also me: - Dies -
Bijuu Mike: We should have an option to be homeless- Me: Yeah, cuz I totally wanna be homeless Bijuu Mike: - in the game. Me: Oh yeah, I totally agree.
Bijuu is an adult and teen channel now ALONG WITH THE REST OF US. LET US ASCEND INTO the glory of UA-cam not taking our channels down and debiting us. Thank you Bijuu I don't have to fret over your videos being no more.
There is a glitch in BitLife, I had just recently figured this out! It’s a way to time travel, but without wasting money! All you have to do, is start a new life, age up until to see an option pop-up thing, and answer whatever you want. After that, you exit out of the game (Double tap the home button and swipe out of the game) and when you get back in BitLife, you time traveled! You get set back one year. Hurry, before the *bugs* get snatched.
Bijuu Mike the reason why I like your videos it's cuz you never sore it was always pretty-much kid friendly and that only made videos funnier I could watch it around my family and I won't get mad
this guy is like if jacksepticeye was forced to cut 85% of his budget and was stuck in 2015 before dying of a heroin overdose cause his 30 year old brother left his band
Idk bout y'all but I'm pretty sure I won't ever stop watching bijuu, he's waaay too funny💀I haven't missed one video from him for the past few months😂😂😂😂
I’ve been watching that show since I was young enough to sleep with my parents like a toddler because my parents would watch it before sleep and then they would fall asleep and it would be on same with parks at recreation
I am a very good adult. I like to pay taxes in my free time. I get stuffed in a trash can every day at my job and I cry inside of my closet every Sunday when I realize that I'm broke. So adult
bit life challenge: MEME BATTLE ROYALE rules are simple 1: make at least 10 memes as custom characters not including doge 2: be a meme 3: date all the memes and kill them marry one and leave them till last 4: have a pet dog shiba inu and name it doge 5: have a baby with the married meme 6: name the baby DEAD MEAT 7: kill the married meme and DEAD MEAT 8 : live until at least 50 9 : keep doge alive for as long as possible
YES YOU PLAYED THE NEW UPDATE 💕🤣 I have been so excited and waiting for you to play it 😃♥️ I wrote a report on the new UA-cam rules I hope they decide to take back the new regulations 😔
I am an adult channel and if you dont want to talk about adult things such as taxes, the morning newspaper or STONKS then just frricken get the heck out. Yeah that was some adult language. Now if you'll excuse me i have to go and file some papers and watch GOLF.
Lol
Early
Bijuu Mike bahaha
*gasps* YOU MONSTER
See what you have done to poor Mikey FTC?!?
He’s an adult channel now lol and I don’t blame him...
frrygood Mc_yeeterson These are some of the side effects of COPPA
He gots to save his channel in some way or another.
i’m happy he’s an adult channel now :)
Take that coppa:)
GG Hopkins don’t sware
Imagine David’s mom when she sees the thumb nail :O
Mary P Smith Yes David’s Mom seeing this is gonna be chaos
And when she hears him say tittie XD
Right? I just remembered that😂😂
This school year I met David. He's on my team and he told me about how his mom won't let him watch bijuu Mike bit life
That's what I just said 🤣🤣
Nobody:
Judging Steve Harvey: *eeeeeeEeeeEEYYYYY*
I got noticed by Senpai Beat Your Bike~! Yay! I’ve never gotten noticed before aaaa
KarpatiKat 😂
@@spacesheep_ how about a dude in a white van
XD
U GOT DA SCRUB OF DA DAY
For the first time ever, Bijuu is actually doing a career deemed acceptable in society! xD
Pure Dreams yeah....true true true
Bijuu: *hooks up with supervisor*
Steve Harvey: *intense judging*
I want to like so bad, but it’s at 69 likes
Dr. Phil: *intensely glares at*
Bijuu mike: I have to be more adult
David: *walks into living room to see his mom watching bijuu mike*
David’s mom: oh David honey, you can’t watch this it’s for MATURE people only like myself
Bijuu: swears
Everyone: *Nani?!*
Are you cereal bruh?
@@_random_gorey_gxcha_1594 wat
@@cupcakeoreostudios7614 I can finally fucking curse! Wow! Fuck yeah boi! Shit on the UA-cam HQ
That thing mmmm ship...
@@cupcakeoreostudios7614 GIVE me you cupcake and oreo
@@jqjig820 nO yOu
*This is gonna be the most drama filled McDonald’s!* 😂LMAO😂
it will
*Yes it will*
*gAsP* Bijuu miKe speaking aDulT: *"hecc"*
Literally everyone: *gAsp*
Le gasp-
"Can we sleep with Ronald McDonald?" - Bijuu Mike 2019
Mike: “When was the last time you called someone?”
Me: *begins to open mouth*
Mike: “don’t answer that I know you don’t call.”
Me: “actually, I called my grandma just yesterday.”
I'm really sick right now and I laughed so hard I threw up!!! (It was so worth it) XD
When you throw up it's told that you'll get better! Bijuu cured you! :0
Haha, feel better lmao
Oof
What part did u laugh at cuz I’m smelling sum cap ngl
@@rita-mariadonut7496 so true
“This is going to be the most drama-filled McDonalds!”
*if its drama-filled, its my school*
I relate.
No, it’s my classroom
It's *MY* school
Relateable -w-
Same with every school I've been to
"she like him"
"blank likes blank"
"this is my place and my jungle gym"
Brrooo i was not expecting that i laugh so F* hard 1:26 😂🤣😂🤣
*Me:* :gets scrub of the day:
"OMG I GOT SCRUB OF THE DAY"
*My friend:* "what?"
*Me:* "Scrub of the day! Bijuu Mike?"
*My friend:* "who?
*Me:* :sighs:
"You uncultured swine."
*(EDIT)* i never actually got scrub of the day, i just made up this scenario uwu
Congrats! :D
@@cheese3398 i mean i never got it, i just made up that situation uwu
@@alyxberry15 Oh lol, I hope u get it one day though uwu
I hope you get scrub of the day from this comment 😂
When you win something that no one knows about
No one:
Not even bijuu Mike:
David's mom: HOLY-
When David’s mom learns your more adult she’s gonna have a fit
Jim Halpert challenge:
•Get a job as an office worker
•Fall in love and marry someone from your job
•Prank someone in your job
•Get along with your boss
Was anyone else jumping with joy at all The Office references? Like, that show is literally life
Bijuu Mike:*says one inappropriate word*
Bijuu Mike Now: I’m an adult channel now!
Me: What the heck
Did you know that they still have haunted houses in BitLife can do a challenge where you buy multiple haunted houses
Bijuu: "can we sleep with ronald mcdonald?" KFC who released a dating simulator this year: "Am I a joke to you?"
*getting a raise in my job*
Me: Oh well
*Bijuu Mike posts a video about it*
Me: YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
Did anyone else think that the thumbnail looked like sniperwolf?
Yes. I thought it was her at first
I thought I was alone
Ya
Krazy_ Dessy YES I THOUGHT
It probably was
The amount of office memes he used.... Was simply not enough. MOREEEEE
David’s mom is not happy by this.
David’s mom: This is going to be like the Office show and the stuff from the clip is inappropriate and Adults are bad. You said you did a gold digger challenge and that’s bad.
Me: you’re a adult and overprotective. Did I mention The Office is funny? Two people also dressed as Office characters.
Whats funny is he said not to answer when the last time I had called someone, and litteraly before I watched this, I called my grandparents to see how they were doing. Ironic huh?
Same, but it was yesterday and my friend. We call frequently
"*I'm SuRe ThAt HaPpEnS aT yOuTuBe ToO.*"
*James Charles screams*
Why does James scream?
At least this bitty as other bit life videos I have seen
I’m imagining one time he just gets himself scrub of the day
He did that on his birthday lol
I’m fine with le “adult”
Jokes but like- if u start saying ummmm- fRiCk then ima commit scooter ankle
:,)
I appreciated every office reference in this video dearly.
I loved this video as soon as you started talking about the office
You have no idea how big of an office fan I am, seriously I’ve been freaking out at these references throughout the whole video.
Random person: can I have a raise
Boss: *Hangs Random person*
Bad raise joke? Out of ideas, too early
Mike: Shows a Hello Neighbor meme of him and the stepfather
- Literally 2 seconds later -
Me: Realizes that the stepfather's name is ACTUALLY "Hello Neighbor"
Also me: - Dies -
O-O
You GHOST!!
"This comment section is so horrible "
Everyone:mmmmmmmmmmmMM
just Pewdiepie
Loser
Bijuu Mike bout to clap some Ronald McDonald cheeks
I'm sick, when I see Mr.Beat Your Bike I click, Im bad at rhyming,
Did you think there would be more here? I told you I was bad at rhyming...
Ok so i help:
I cant just tell what video to pick
I don't mind it. I actually don't care if it rhymes or not.
Hope you get better soon tho!
1:27 I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR 2 YEARS
That’s pretty cool bro
Two words that might save UA-cam: Kreek Kraft
Me sees thumbnail: “ oh no 🤦♀️”
Me after 7:00 minute mark: “ yep... just what ‘real life’ is like.... why?!”
The last time I was this early he wasn’t calling us scrubs.
😂😂😂 This vid is already funny
Jay is currently sueing Beat your Bike because he is slowly turning into him.
Slowly but surely
Bijuu: Whoa bitlife calm your... Tiddes.
Me: Lmao "tiddes" hehe
Time stamp?
Bijuu Mike: We should have an option to be homeless-
Me: Yeah, cuz I totally wanna be homeless
Bijuu Mike: - in the game.
Me: Oh yeah, I totally agree.
OMG I HATE MY DANG SIS WITH THE PHONE I NEVER KNOW WHEN A BIJUU MIKE VIDEO COMES OUT BECAUSE OF HER
YOU GOT SCRUB OF THE DAY!!!
Ahh...I remember the day the final episode of the office came out on tv. What a beautiful day, because now I knew...I could start all over again😌
Me: *watching bijuu mike*
Mike: We’re playing the real dill!
Me: BRUH
Bijuu Mike: t i d d i e s
David's mom: **grabs the belt**
"I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service" -littlekidlover (michael scott)
Bijuu is an adult and teen channel now ALONG WITH THE REST OF US. LET US ASCEND INTO the glory of UA-cam not taking our channels down and debiting us. Thank you Bijuu I don't have to fret over your videos being no more.
**Steve Harvey judges you deeply**
Everytime i see that BitLife updated I'm excited because that means a new Bitlife Mike video!
I’ve never been this early in my life ;-;
1:27
WHAT THE FU-
WOAH not at ALL what I EXPECTED
good job.
* hums Netflix Trip *
Am I right, or am I right?
Yeah I'm wrong
“When was the last time you’ve ever called somebody?” Me: today..
Anyone else notice there is a body pillow hanging in the room of ayano(yandere-Chan)? 😂😂😂
Yep I see it all the time
Oh my god, there is lol
Let’s face it Dwight is a mood but then so is Jim and Micheal...
"Can we sleep with Ronald McDonald...That's the question"
"Because im loving it~"
Bijuu Mike - 2019🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
You may not be for kids any more but I will continue to watch you!♡
I am not longer child friendly. I shall cuss
*F R I C K*
:0
Omg omg they said it the said...
*THE F WORD*
Hecc
I was zoning out during the video, and suddenly I hear "Can we sleep with Ronald McDonald...
*because I'm Lovin' It."*
I zoned out at the exact same time and I was just...
Wait.... Kidz bop Karen... David’s mom....
WAIT THEY ARE THE SAMEEEE
My kids can’t hear me saying *Tiddes* they’re listening to kids bop
Sleep is overrated lmao
OMG I GOT SCRUB OF THE DAY I JUST WANNA SAY THANK YOU TO BIJUU MIKE, TO MY FAMILY, TO MY LIFE...
Congratulations 🎉 scrub of the day isn’t easy to get
@@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer thanks so much!
@@wallhumorr2323 no problem 🤗
Welp, David's mom is gonna be triggered.
There is a glitch in BitLife, I had just recently figured this out! It’s a way to time travel, but without wasting money! All you have to do, is start a new life, age up until to see an option pop-up thing, and answer whatever you want. After that, you exit out of the game (Double tap the home button and swipe out of the game) and when you get back in BitLife, you time traveled! You get set back one year. Hurry, before the *bugs* get snatched.
I was just playing BitLife.
mike :"im a adult channel now now"
me: puts sticker on shirt saying hello i am 35+
my friends: "uh no your 11"
me: "DID I ASK!"
The title sounds like how I’m going to be soon
Bijuu Mike the reason why I like your videos it's cuz you never sore it was always pretty-much kid friendly and that only made videos funnier I could watch it around my family and I won't get mad
Roses are red
Ketchup is too
I liked my own comment
Why is it blue
Bananas
@@zoenah1223 Bannanas are yellow.
So are lemons.
I responded to you.
Why is your name blue?
Bananas are yellow
Bittermelons are ded to me
Its because im the leader of the banana army
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It is also blue
Because nobody wants to see you
Hoi yeet
Dont be so cruel
At least the guy is honest with u
Also i wanted a reason to rhyme so
this guy is like if jacksepticeye was forced to cut 85% of his budget and was stuck in 2015 before dying of a heroin overdose cause his 30 year old brother left his band
Early
(I’m excited though)
:D
4:19
Okay Mike。。。I gotta hand it to u
👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾
That was good😂
Dang I’m early but I don’t know what to say 😂😂
Keisha Jefferson: **rejects bijuu**
Bijuu mike: so you have chosen death.
WHO DARE TO DISLIKE THE VIDEO?!
*NANI?!?!?!*
Davids mom..thats who
Oh yes
Almost every comment is about David's mom, but I'm trying to get to The Office ones.
a
Gg you are first
Idk bout y'all but I'm pretty sure I won't ever stop watching bijuu, he's waaay too funny💀I haven't missed one video from him for the past few months😂😂😂😂
The office is one of the best shows ever in my opinion!
12:17 Bijuu Mike you have been promoted to costumer😁🖐🏼 See ya
Just finished an appointment now I get Bijuu Mike?! This is pure greatness
MY FAVORITE SHOW AND FAVORITE YOU-TUBER COMBINED
I love this update so much because I'm obsessed with The Office
Yay! You're playing Bitlife. Been pretty long-ish since you played Bitlife.
Me: gets scrub CHAN shirt (actually happened)
Bijuu Mike: STONKS
0:23 I want that in every video for now on mike plz
I’ve been watching that show since I was young enough to sleep with my parents like a toddler because my parents would watch it before sleep and then they would fall asleep and it would be on same with parks at recreation
I am a very good adult. I like to pay taxes in my free time. I get stuffed in a trash can every day at my job and I cry inside of my closet every Sunday when I realize that I'm broke.
So adult
The only thing I can think of that might get me scrub of the day...
yeet
Mike: *playing as Dwight Schrute*
Me: *watching the office while mike is playing this*
bit life challenge: MEME BATTLE ROYALE
rules are simple
1: make at least 10 memes as custom characters not including doge
2: be a meme
3: date all the memes and kill them marry one and leave them till last
4: have a pet dog shiba inu and name it doge
5: have a baby with the married meme
6: name the baby DEAD MEAT
7: kill the married meme and DEAD MEAT
8 : live until at least 50
9 : keep doge alive for as long as possible
That's it, never working at a fast food joint with a dude named Dwight.
YES YOU PLAYED THE NEW UPDATE 💕🤣 I have been so excited and waiting for you to play it 😃♥️ I wrote a report on the new UA-cam rules I hope they decide to take back the new regulations 😔
I like how Bijuu mike adds bit life commercial as he plays but life