Bitlife but i only Pick the "Surprise me" option (Things go bad)
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- Опубліковано 27 гру 2024
- In today's episode of Bitlife i leave my entire Bitlife up to chance by ONLY picking the new "Surprise me" Option. Things go bad...
Get Bitlife - apps.apple.com...
My editor - / @ungracefulhuman
"My limits' five (Babies), I stop at five"
**Sad Flavia noises**
I stopped at 7
Lol
Ezmerald Roswell I tried the challenge and stopped at 17
Ezmerald Roswell I’ve had 13 children in BitLife lmao and all with the same mother
i stopped at 0
"Im Beegee McGoober"
Me: *what has happened to this channel*
Lightning Studios I read that with a g instead of a b in beegee and a b instead of a g in mcgoober .-.
Hi I’m beat your bike
@@thealphasofster ...geegee mcboober?
reyna michaelis yup
I do not know
22:27 anyone else remember when he poked someone's thumb and went to jail for it in bitlife?
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah jeez I was like whattttt xD
i haven’t seen it but lmao-
It's "Poke his elbow" not " Poke his thumb"
RedVelvetWolfPackCookies o it’s probably a different video
Every time I see those bit life ads I'm like "who is this guy?" "what's his yt?" Now I've found him 🥺 ( also I didn't see the bitlife ads with his yt name in them, they were just screen recordings)
lucky you got ads of bijuu mike, my ads are like: need a life? well, download this game to get a life!
Dreamer bijuu*
Just correcting you kid.
Have you lived in a cave till now? Your life has been a nightmare till now
I’ve been with his channel for two years
I got them
“I can’t sign your baby right now.”
Mike, that was Asher Middleton.
Edit: why does this have so many likes it’s a joke
Edit: *sneezes* 2K!?
Lol
*Ali a intro plays*
Dantdm
@@Sylvia_Corvidev dantdms son
Who is Asher Middleton?
Sister: *she walloped his spine*
Mike: *he is gonna feel that tomorrow*
Bijuu: Have you played Bitlife?
UA-cam captions: Have you played bit light?
Kazoo Turtle Also BitLife: am I a joke to you?
What do you expect, captions don’t understand nouns really
Nice Guy its a joke
1 million subscribers With no audio im curious, what part of that was humorous?
I'm your 200th like
I did this. I ended up in jail and got punched for not drinking someone’s urine. Great life choices.
I ended up dying at like 10 from a disease that the random choice didn’t let me treat ;-;
@@Equa11ysurl sad life sometimes..
@Dragon Master
i got kicked in the arm, died from something.. WHAT IS WRONG
I tried doing this, but I had cancer at 3 and died and got the "unlucky" achievement-
Dragon Master that’s why I never get punched
my character just died at age 4 by being touched at the lips with a ray gun.
bruh.
revive me i have ray gun
yum..ray gun.
@@vampdolls8522 a nagito kinnie... i see
Shortest bitlife ever!!!!!
I died at age two one time because my friend was insane and used a dagger on my stomach somehow even though they were also my age..
Bijuu: “Oh no I killed my sister! How am I going to explain this to my family?”
Me: *Uh.. isn’t your whole family dead..?*
hi
CG Barnwell Hi!
XxGemmy GamesxX i
hello
Lil Fox no
"I am now homosexual"
-Me coming out the womb
HI
Noel Laguna hi?
hi
bye
Doctor : Congratulations ! Its a gay !
David's mom sees this add & freaks out. David's mom's reaction:
"David, you're grounded until you're uncursed by this... this cursed add." David starts crying & doesn't stop until breakfast.
Tourist: looks annoyed while waiting on bus
Bijuu: Uppercuts groin then pulls hair then hits knee in their face
Me: WHAT THE F
This is like- The best thing XD
Yes.
Yass
Mike: "99¢ will go to this Poor poor child... He doesn't even have any pants"
Clarence: *Waits for the perfect moment to plot his revenge!*
:3
(Edit:Woah omg thx so much guys! Actually never gotten this much likes on a comment before thx (*ˊᗜˋ*)ᵗᑋᵃᐢᵏ ᵞᵒᵘ)
when Bijuu Mike said "I experienced intense craps" I almost choked on my mini egg
Ruined the 69 likes
@@jasmineplaysroblox9327 how dare you
102 like
Oh no
how was that mini egg
Bijuu mike’s cat: * drinks bijuu mike’s chocolate milk *
Mikel: I’m pretty sure cats can’t have milk
Me: I’m pretty sure cats can’t have chocolate
"i was born in my computer chair" xDD I LAUGHED SO HARD
My friends: where do you live?
Me: My computer chair.
"licking his face! How is that attacking!?" -chunky Billy Joe dies-
Me: *BUSTED OUT LAUGHING*
L̶o̶l̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ i̶s̶ f̶u̶n̶n̶y̶ L̶O̶L̶
I went to jail spitting someone’s forehead
Xd
@i hit fortnite kids WTF
He went to jail for poking his girlfriends thumb
You should do the bart simpson challenge Rules:
Be rude to principal and dad
Play pranks on people
Skateboard
Be kind of dumb
Work at the zoo,Bart actually does that
Be rude to sister
Be an acident
Pickpoket people
I'm gonna like this so he sees it, I love the Simpsons
*pickpocket
Lol perfect to do I'll like this haha
Eat my shorts!
Yes!!!!!
He didn’t get Coronavirus...
Sapphire: *HE LIED TO US*
@The A plus Gamer yes ruby :>
Steven universe lmao
@@cookiethecooki ..... please tell me you are joking 0-0
iTs AlL a LiE
Nawww opal gonna use her bow
Mike at the beginning:”wow this is really easy”
Mike at the end:”ATACK AND KILL EVERYONE”!
Bijuu Mike: How am I gonna explain this to my family?
All of his family: *died a few seconds ago*
One time, I did it, and my character almost NEVER went to the doctor, he died of eye cancer.
This challenge
There should be the option to take a photo and turn it into your BitLife character in the corner
Edit: thx for 100 likes!
heavenly.melanie we’d just get a bunch of 9 year olds using their highlighter gacha characters.
@@sincerelyve8318 >:0 9 year olds?
No offence, but a large part of your community acts a lot younger than 9.
@@sincerelyve8318 true, true :| but most of us aren't 9.
Well I respect you not going off on me, thanks.
Me: Gets a BitLife add
This video: A BitLife video
Me: *hmmm totally not suspicious...*
Me too!
Shake Cat meeeeeeeee toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ad*
it might be sponsored
Yep
Mike: "How am I going to tell my family?"
Me: "What family? They're all dead"
Went from 0 to 100 real quick
When he said,” Ah yes, give me your germs “
I felt super bad for myself because I was laying on my bed, sick af. At least Bijuu made me feel better.
"I'm Beege mcgoober"
Me: am I on the right channel?
XD
Yeah, I wondered that too lmao
Same here! 😂
“Oh yeah I’m homosexual I totally forgot that happened”
Me every day
PolarPop same 😂😂😂
Same
Same
I’m heterosexual ha
@@BrodyP74 cool.. U want a cookie or sum?
no one:
bitlife: *i’ve been wondering alot lately if waldo has ever been able to find himself*
They will all died
Because of them
neighbor: -asks for sugar-
mike: “no one does this”
BOLOGNA i’ve asked my neighbors when i was younger for milk and shit bc i’d be making mac and cheese and then realize NO MILK... luckily we were really good friends and close with our neighbor 💀😆
Mom sent me to ask the neighbors for eggs XD
SL!CE I’m 9 uwu
SL!CE rules aren’t in my family so XD
SL!CE oop okay bai
THING THIS IS A KID FRIENDLY CHANNEL. USE THE THING CALLED LANGUAGE
8:36 "Is this gonna be like a super boring life its like everythings gonna turn out fine?''
Screen: *YOUR CAT DIED*
Me: No Bijuu, no it's not
Ahhh he didn’t even notice the cattt
Bro I was literally waiting for someone to do this when I saw there was a surprise me option
"Why am I so smart?"
I honestly never thought I would hear someone ask that XD
xRuby Pandax me every day tho
same
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
BM: mY nAmE iS bIhOo MiCkEy
Male01 omg yes lol!
Pugzie ß.G :3 ㄚ乇卂卄 ㄥㄖㄥ
0:33 I was waiting for you to punch him
Bonnie the furry OwO (same lol)
@@Lala-zs7xi UWU
@@glamrockbontrap ÙwÚ
Keep these likes like that people!
BM: if you download BitLife, 99c will go to this poor child
20 secs later: *puts him through wall*
More like, “I’m a good person” later *tries to kill him*
Me: “Mom can we get jacksepticeye?”
My mom: “we have jacksepticeye at home”.
The jacksepticeye at home:
Hey ! It's funny but mean ! What's wrong with our "jacksepticeye" ?
I'll go all out and say he's better
・ε・
Kumo Narazi “iTs FuNnY bU- ok Karen Chillax dude it’s a joke go complain to the Starbucks manager or something
What
Dusk Green paw wdym what?
Gilbert the clown i cant tell if your insulting him or just a funny joke
Bijuu Mike: “That’s a lot of damage.”
Me: Phil Swift flashbacks 😖 13:45
I got a My Hero Academia ad
@@tendertouches lol
I got a ad for a galaxy 2G60
“I’ve been wondering a lot lately if Waldo has ever been able to find himself, ooo that’s deep”
-Bijuu Mike
"i am experiencing intense craps"
me: WHAT?! WHAT THE HECC?!
Emmy sparks did you have a hecc pass?
Alot of bloody diahrea
22:08
Mike: How am i gonna explain this to my family?
Me: Ummmm..... sorry to say the rest of your family is died
Dead*
is died
Cherri Playz! Shut up
Quote 1: "Ah yes, my best friend, the sprinkles." -Bijuu Mike. I'm with you on that one, #SprinklesForLife.
8:37
Mike: " Is this gonna be like a super boring life? "
*Cat dies, but he doesnt care*
Me: * Coughs *
My Mom: Do you have the Coronavirus
Me: Does it look like I have Shortness of Breath
@@xxsteph_kurtaxx9368 Oof that's sad XD
I live in china shanghai. all the shops have closed down because of the virus
Your capitalizing Shortness of Breath like its a Minecraft potion
Okenku are you suggesting it’s not a minecraft potion?
youtube fan what do you eat now then? :O
5:49 This boy's hair looking like a loaf of bread lmao
Omg yea
xArisenxDemonx LOL
Yes! 🍞
Lol it popped it the moment I finished reading this comment.
As far as cats, they can't have milk, but they can have certain types of cream, and that's typically what they're actually drinking.
That’s me,
“Just surprise me!”
You damn weeb- _just a joke, no offense!_
IPLAYZZWITHANGELZZ I haven’t changed my UA-cam name for like a year and I still live up to the name “weeb” gosh darn
@@ultimateblisss :>
Once you become a weeb, you can never go back
*_i would know_*
“Surprise me!”
“Suprise motherf---“
Surprise me
Never gonna give you up
Bijuu: "Imagine if you could feel pain in your hair-"
Me: *coughs in DRAMAtical Murder*
"if you don't have bit life, your stupid"
Me: **does not have bit life in my phone** "oh ok then.... ;-;"
Akari Midoriya I’m stioupid aven tho I haf bitlief
AliceTheLunarWolf :3 omh siem
AliceTheLunarWolf :3 Sayem
im stouhpid to! yor not aloen
I'm not stupid I'm a little crazy tho.... Why is bakugou so hotttt
forget real friends just get bitlife friends
Jotaro me as well 😂
Yh 🤣!
“You want me to sight your baby? Oh you have ten my max is five. Me: “I have umm... 15 aldults in me basement can you sign those?
Nobody:
Absolutely No One
Bijuu Mike: bIhH
Once ❤
Flashbacks to David’s mom
"I've been experiencing extreme craps"
Me: XDD
the company and every else in the room having a normal conversation: 🤨🤨🤨
Mike: I feel like this is just an uneventful life- Everything just's gonna go right,
Meanwhile
*CaT DIeS*
**when you have only **24:56** minutes to live so this is what you do:**
Lol I love this comment
When I was watching this a Bijuu Mike Bitlife ad popped up I was like, "BRUH."
Game: You have Sleep Apnea
Bijuu: Should I like drink a smoothie?
“Everything works out fine it’s all right”
*your cat died*
so like i would like to take a second to admire bijuu mike and his editors humor tbh🥺💓
“Those 99c would go to this poor child”
Me- U ABUSE THAT THING EVERY DAY AND DO THAT WHEN UR MAD
Me: *thinking of something interesting to say so that I can get hearted*
My life in a nutshell:
S ame
Ikr
*doesn't get hearted*
Me: yay im so happy
_just saying its obvious you want a heart. Say something about the video that people might agree on._
And you didnt made it
Bijuu Mike: I can't sign your baby right now.
Me: umm do people actually still do this?
aw the "my parents didn't want me in real life" part just awww i can't T~T
"I am forever stuck in my computer chair"
That explains why you walked the red carpet in your chair XD
Mike: doesn’t get treatment for his sickness
Also mike: WhY iS mY ChArAcTeR sO SmArT?!?
Hey bijuu, I find you very funny and I don't ever get tired of watching your videos they help me alot with my depression and anxiety and I just honestly want to thank you so much I really love your bit life videos especially there is just something about them that makes me smile thanks again also I usually comment on my other account and so... I just subscribed here on this acc while I was checking it~Lilin
Ender_Nova16 L how are u?
I feel you
Aww your so nice!! He is The best!
0:25 people with parental locks on their phones: *Sad noises*
i have them
김도희 oh god that’s bad
Bijuu Mike: "Don't uppercut your sisters groin." Me: "I have a brother.....
00:54 I actually had that exact ad...UHHHHH
Mike: Will I have... 20 baby’s?
Mike 20 years later: I have 1000 baby’s!
14:26 The way he says "wh*re" is just hilarious 😂
"How many babies do you have?"
I don't know but if you want some ask mei hatsume for help!
3:22
Mike: k-kadija amed?
*me being an arab* : ITS خاديجه احمد!
attack on titan enthusiast technically it’s like you’re saying ugh so it’s pronounced ghadija ahmed
it's scribble? doesn't seem like it at all
19:17 this is going to be my senior year quote
Omg I got another UA-camr I watch as a advertisement for “Arknights” some days I love Razz but some days it’s to much I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS ADD!
Princess Galaxy Wolf ad*
FACTS
"How do you make friends when your a small child"
I've been BFFs with my BFF since I was 6 months old so it's possible and she is my BFF for life 💕
I do too owo
I have no friends
Picklewolf Iswierd that was deep
That's deep. I have no friends.for being depressed ;c
10:39 because if we have the flu or any other sickness, we stay inside, even if it’s a school day (unless your parents forced you to go)
"Yah Im friends with sprinkles"
Me:why did I get moriah vibes
Oop
Nasmma ikr
And I ooooooooppppppp
Who
" i was born a male in my computer chair"
Im dying right now XD
"what if your entire life was all up to chance"
Makoto and nagito: listen here you little sh-
18:00 that is the real life version of sweeping time from baldis basics
Petition for MrBeast and Bijuu Mike advertising battle: honey vs bitlife
23:46 I had thought if you can feel the pain in your hair what would getting a haircut feel like
"Or was it the butt candy that caused my death"
Bijuu Mike- 2020
Me: Sees 40 comments
Also me: Yay! I'm early!
:100 more comments start popping up:
Me: Damn it, youtube...
“I’m so surprised” wait until you hear that bread kills ducks
Why did I have a feeling that someone would do this? 😅
That moment when you get a bijuu Mike BitLife ad while watching a bijuu mike BitLife video! 😂
15:15 •uppercuts groin•
*THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE*
4:46 Oh, your channel is pronounced Beehoo Mikee? I thought it was pronounced Beejoo Meyek
Lol I got the ad for bitlife with you in it when you started playing😂
Rebecca Chavez same
Bijuu: Lily’s Garden
Captions: Lily’s guardians
Captions: Lily’s Gordons
Hey bijuu! I have a bug **BZZT** from sakura school simulator!
-Make your character love in-game bijuu and make him follow you.
-Go to the feris wheel and sit together.
-Press attack
-Enjoy!
(He won't pull the machine gun out btw)
What it do
@@chenlankapulangames1990 you should try it yourself. Don't wanna spoil it
@@zyaphyr can't . Don't have the app
@@chenlankapulangames1990 you should download it. It's pretty fun.
So you've seen some UA-camrs, *cough* LaurenzSide *cough* do a video where they lived their SIMS life.
I challenge you, Bijuu Mike, to play a full life as your BitLife character
4:54 when someone actually pronounced your name (kiara) right
"Imagine you could feel pain from your hair"
Uh... That reminds me of someone.. *looks at my profile picture*
Aobooty
xD