Bitlife Video: *Exists* David's Mom and Brother: AKSNLABDOWKDBZMSNANA ITS THE DEVIL! David: I'mma hide in the bathroom and watch this silently Edit: woah 128 likes?! Most likes I've ever gotten!
Stalky Stalkerson: *Oh wow, I’m here in existence* -Sees he has to stalk Lea V Mealone- Stalky Stalkerson: *Biju mike brought me into this life, I’mma take myself out real quick* I hate life :) - Stalky Stalkerson
We heard from David’s Mother, Brother, and aunt but where’s his dad what is David going through is the real question is David want to know more bout others life so he watches but life this is all the question we should ask David before something bad might happen or he might get depression #isdavidokay #savedavid #savedavid #savedavid Man this got deep
They probs are XD otherwise they r stalking his channel like *Oh! Bijuu hath post another bitlife video!* *FLAG* **TYPES ANGRILY ON KEYBORD CLICKCLACKCLICKCLACK**
I swear, the next email from David's family, is gonna be his freakin *long lost cat from Antarctica who secretly died 52,068 years ago and now haunting everyone forever*
Hello Neighbor challenge: 1. Get into a relationship with the neighbor (he must have high craziness) 2. Break up with the neighbor, then send the neighbor weird things (since he has lots of random stuff) 3. You must both stalk each other 4. Break into his house multiple times 5. Live in a small house 6. One of you must kill the other (you can do this by just repeatedly fighting him) 7. Your main goal is to get the neighbor in jail Sorry if this is bad, I don't know much about Hello Neighbor.
David...he is a little boo who watched BIJUU MIKE and his mother caught him one day and probably told him to stop but he doesn't David's mother is disgusted by bijuu and she emails him whenever david is probably bad or something but David's family don't like bijuu
David is a kid who watched bijju mike and his mother caught him. She asked what he was watching and he said bijju mike. She thought it was educational but it wasn’t and she got angry bc of Bitlife
bijuu: I will name this one hello neighbor bijuu: *TYPES* ‘Hello Hen’ bijuu: I don’t know what Im doing here Me: hmm...Hen...tai Also me: *gasp* HaHa 😂
My sister hate bijou but watches him all the time, what is she doing? I have no idea, but I'm not a big fan but i still watch them while I'm bored, andvthey are good
Brother : delete your channel now Bijuu mike : love it David’s mom : delete your channel Bijuu mike : love it School teacher : delete your channel Bijuu Mike : love it Me : next thing you know Donald trump is gonna be saying it Bijuu mike : hate it
I just noticed The Yandere simulator challange would be much better now since you can stalk people. You should make a yandere simulator challange part 2
3:51
"I was conceived on the washing machine. The machine was on the spin cycle."
I dont think bijuu even realized xD
Fuck I dont understand 😖
@@chefien ....stay pure ..
@@Akikixo then tell me I want to know
Mia Urban If you don’t understand, then you’re too young to understand.
Next on David family email's
We hear from David's long lost sister
Lel
Lol
ツCookie than we gonna hear from David’s great great great great great great GREAT grandma
than we hear from David's non existent unborn child
XD
Plot twist: David's mom is actually acting as all his fam
Mike: I wish I could customize my looks
God mode: *enters
oh no what if david is doing all of this for fun O^O
Woah... Too far buddy
What about David's grandma
Hello neighbour challenge stalk your neighbour
“What is the name of someone who gets stalked?”
Me:Senpai obviously...
Haha
I know who stalks them *ME*
Scorttxh X I heard about that update and I became ayano and stalked senpai
@@lucyhernandez4749 good idea!
YAS YANDERE SIMULATOR!
Me: Who’s David?
David’s brother: David is a demon child who has learned all of his demonic behavior from you...
Me: ...Oh ok
Oscar Tuazon me:so me? (I am a demon now)
Wat
Does that mean that everyone who watch bijuu mike are demons?
When I had a stalker she wanted me back (on bitlife ofc). She said she *can't eat a hotdog without thinking about me*
I am scared for your life now-
😏
@@cherrybomber3328 …
What if.....
David is his mother, aunt, and brother?
Ohh mí comment has been read
Yes......Yes it has
Lol
For a minute I thought that you stole someones comment but that person did!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
I feel bad now...
Hola mi amigo
“David are you ok, are you ok, are you ok David”.... Smooth Criminal was going through my mind 😂
Sara Eveningdawn Haha same
lol but srsly i love Micheal Jackson
Me too 😆
Sammeeee
Londyn Daniely you’ve been struck by. You’ve been struck by. A smooth family
Hey the girl who gets stalked has my name!! Wait a minute...
Anna oop
Mista kee
@Braeden Dewey ALBERTO
Oof 😂
Lea v mealone nice to meet U
That thumbnail though
Your Ex-Boyfriend wants to *wear your skin*
YOU DIDNT LOOK AT THE CHOICE YOU HAD IT WAS.
: Invite him in
@@ribbit9430 r/whoosh?
@@angelabowery871 Nope. You're technically r/whoosh.
He's just pointing out the choices.
yuri?
DELTARUNE!!!!!!!!
Next time on David's Emails
We hear from his dad.
Unless he's still getting milk.
Spoon Is spoon ouch
Oh GOD
chill, its only been 9 years
Oof size: *yes*
@Alastor I should aswell. I wonder why his room is empty.. meh, it's probably nothing.
David’s mom: IM A MOTHER OF *2* FROM CALIFORNIA
Me:YOU HAVE TWO SONS AND A DAUGHTER, THAT MAKES *3*
Every bit life episode you should add one of your 'scrubs of the day' as a custom character in your game😁
i kind of like this idea!
@@BijuuMike Thank you❤
thats cool
@@midanChaos Thx
@@PK-ug7wz np
"David's mother was the one who sent the ninjas"
Bijuu Mike 2019-
I died when I got to that part
I read it while it was playing
I was reading this while he said it lol
Is 2020
Is David's mother a ninja and David's a ninja too 🤔
It’s ok cause I karate chopped all of them
-bijuu 2019
PLOT TWIST! David is pretending to be his mom, aunt and brother, DUN DUN DUUUN
Edit: thank you for all the likes!
Oi, it makes the emails less interesting, by the way, i guess almost everyone knows it....
@Culture Vulture hope she doesn't read your comment
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
Could be actually
that'll be most likely tbh xD
Bitlife Video: *Exists*
David's Mom and Brother: AKSNLABDOWKDBZMSNANA ITS THE DEVIL!
David: I'mma hide in the bathroom and watch this silently
Edit: woah 128 likes?! Most likes I've ever gotten!
Ayda Long hundredth like uwu
David needs to spend more time at his aunt's house.
140 likes
How dare you joke about these demonic videos!!!
@@davidsmom2233 these videos aren't demonic
David’s Mom is such a Karen I can’t-
she also kinda reminds me of Midori, sending emails to-
yeah we get it
What if she is Midori undercover sending emails to Bijuu
*Woman with beautiful skin exist*
Creep: *I think Ima bout’ to steal*
😂😂😂
Beautiful skin: *eXiSTs*
*Yo im about to end this man wole career*
Stalky Stalkerson: *Oh wow, I’m here in existence* -Sees he has to stalk Lea V Mealone- Stalky Stalkerson: *Biju mike brought me into this life, I’mma take myself out real quick*
I hate life :) - Stalky Stalkerson
That one weird and awkward potato Cake lol
Sis: Make a comment, u can be scrub of the day.
Here I am.
I WILL GET THE TITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Same
Bijuu Mike: “ #stopdavidsmother more like #plshelpdavid, #savedavid! yeah, THATS the one! THE CHOSEN ONE.“
Nobody:
Maybe somebody:
Me: - le ded-
You have a soul. Good job YES I DO HAVE A SOUL. DETERMINATION SQUAD WHERE U AT!?!?!?!?!
@@ladibuggsweets8938 DetErMinAtioN!
Dating creepy people?
*-is it wrong that I'm expecting Toga-*
#plshelpdeku
wait toga from BNHA
Nine Sams #savedeku
Penelope Loves Cats no it’s not wrong and YES #plshelpdeku
Ava Garland yes
David: “IM NOT OKAYYYYYYYYYYYY”
(Anybody get that MCR reference?)
I promise
Rowan Brocaille No not really
His mom wears him out
I wanna like ur comment but it’s at 69
@@cherrybomber3328 oh shit I just realized that anyways like ahead maybe one day it can get to 420
Bijuu Mike: Name who is a stalker.
Me: Yandere Chan
Me: Yuri
Me : *-Your ex-*
Me: my ex, my dog,my dad.
Me: Hm... someone who is a stalker...... :D davids mom she is stalking bijuu bc she is *S* *A* *L* *T* *Y* AS HECK and shes dumb and evil
Yandere chan(Ayano Aishi)is a 10000 00000000% Good stalker
* Looks at thumbnail* Who is that girl?
* Looks at creator* Bijuu, when were you a girl?
* Watches* _Oh. It's just a random thumbnail._
*_Noice._*
This is so random but hilarious
Same lol
*noice*
I didn't know it was a bjuu video
LOL thats exactly what I thought 😂😂😂
New Update:
-You can be popular
-Be apart of a clique
-Can socialize with classmates and teachers
-And more
Emily Pham
Posted 3 months ago for you. -.-
Now it's 9 months ago :P
Now it's a year ago (t)
Our biggest quest is to hear form and help poor david! #SaveDavid
Plot twist!
David wrote all of those emails just to get a shoutout and famous! 😲
TheGalaxyDevil that’s what I’m thinking lol, or people are just pretending to be related to David😂
Lol ya what if next time a ramdom person comes and there like Im pArt oF daVids fAm
We heard from David’s Mother, Brother, and aunt but where’s his dad what is David going through is the real question is David want to know more bout others life so he watches but life this is all the question we should ask David before something bad might happen or he might get depression
#isdavidokay
#savedavid
#savedavid
#savedavid
Man this got deep
And his dog
Lmao I bet the mom made hella new accounts and just pretended to be the aunt and brother 😂😂
Bitlife should be renamed 'Now, on David's mom'
#STOPDAVIDSMOTHER we must use the power of bit life and anime to stop David's mother #plshelpdavid ;-;
NOT ONLY ANIME BUT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Dun Da-Da Dun! Yuuki aka Dpadkid has leveled up!
what the fuck
@@souakadpadkid6685 uk what I mean get all u can
GACHA TUBER LIKE MEEEEEEEEE
I AGREE!
😂😂
I’m slow af I just realized her name sounds like leave me alone like 15 mins into the video 😭😭
Took a second 😂
Don’t worry.... I only realized that when you posted this.....
What if David’s mom and David’s brother are subscribed to you lol
They probs are XD otherwise they r stalking his channel like
*Oh! Bijuu hath post another bitlife video!*
*FLAG*
**TYPES ANGRILY ON KEYBORD CLICKCLACKCLICKCLACK**
I would leave a like, but you have 69, and I don't want to change it...
C.M. Engelberg lol
Taylor Denham YES!
@@lilac_reed xD
Next up on David’s family
(David’s dog and dad answer)
OMG thanks on 63 likes!😢
His dog :) lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lololololololololo
Like the name of your profile btw
Pauline Mcarthur bro thanks
Oo
Who the Frick invented bitlife....? IT'S AMAZING!
the guy who created bitlife's name is
'thedev eloper'
3:15
Why didn’t he just name the person ,Taro Yamada?
He gets stalked by Ayano Aishi , right?
he dose not stalk anyone yandere chan stalks him so it should be yandere chan
Do you mean senpai and yandere chan?
Yus
@@notaboomertree4141 yes
@@Syfinge the comment said "He gets stalked", I could be wrong about correction.. sorry for wasting half of your life
We need to hear from David! One like = One email from David
#Savedavid
Being 15 minutes into the video, I FINALLY understood what Bijuu’s bitlife character’s name meant
Welcome back to the type of videos where Bijuu Mike reads the angry letters.
Comedy on this channel is top notch. Love it.
Bijuu Mike: kids channel, doesnt cuss, makes David happy
David's mom: "OBJECTION"
As Davids brother testified, David is a Demon Child who got his devillnesh from biji miku
I swear, the next email from David's family, is gonna be his freakin *long lost cat from Antarctica who secretly died 52,068 years ago and now haunting everyone forever*
Hello Neighbor challenge:
1. Get into a relationship with the neighbor (he must have high craziness)
2. Break up with the neighbor, then send the neighbor weird things (since he has lots of random stuff)
3. You must both stalk each other
4. Break into his house multiple times
5. Live in a small house
6. One of you must kill the other (you can do this by just repeatedly fighting him)
7. Your main goal is to get the neighbor in jail
Sorry if this is bad, I don't know much about Hello Neighbor.
💘💘💘💡💡💡
Good idea 👍
It's actually pretty good considering you don't have much knowledge about the game
Marty Woodruff lol same but it sounds awesome and entertaining
Awesome! 😎 👏
**Beat yo bike not deleting his yt channel**
David's Aunt: *Am I a joke to you?*
U meant Bijuu or what
Ok am I the only one who doesn’t know who David is????
🙋👀 it's okay, i dunno either
David...he is a little boo who watched BIJUU MIKE and his mother caught him one day and probably told him to stop but he doesn't David's mother is disgusted by bijuu and she emails him whenever david is probably bad or something but David's family don't like bijuu
David is a kid who watched bijju mike and his mother caught him. She asked what he was watching and he said bijju mike. She thought it was educational but it wasn’t and she got angry bc of Bitlife
No
Idk who he is
2:18
Then the ninjas took off their masks, It was David’s mother, brother, 3rd cousin, uncle Ben, principal, and Clarence!
And Monika....
(Ayy Hamilton fan :DD) and Baldi (lmaosorryuwu)
Yes more angry members of David’s family!!!!
#Get Bijuu to make Scrub Chan merch!
4:12 just realised the dad is 66 and the mom is 20, what the
David are you ok? Are you ok David?*claps*DAVID ARE YOU OK? WILL YOU TELL US ,IF YOUR OK
MJ reference?
You messed up the lyrics
You've been hit by, you've been struck by,
YoUr MoM
Davids mom .What is that thumbnail it’s so sickening
Me. Your are evil
Edit omg thank you for 4 likes
Lesa Laranjo yeah lol
@Lesa Laranjo ye
David's mom looks in the mirror: who is this person here your sickening
@Lesa Laranjo are you hating on ssniperwolf? Shes awsome!!!
What is disgusting?
Email: MY CHILD IS DEMONIC BECAUSE OF YOU!
Mike: love it!
I think UA-cam is on crack
2 views
18 likes
2 dislikes
3 comments
None are shown....
UA-cam IS ON CRACK
Stormy Toons I think that the views just go slower that the likes, dislikes, and comments.
Eh I still think UA-cam is on crack but your right!
Stormy Toons
IKR
You suck he is the best
@@Shulkern well I mean it was rude but ok I dont want to argue
Mike: whats the name of someone who is being stalked?
Me: Taru Yamada
Um
shik chocofashion Taro*
Taro kun is in trouble now
me when i was in Georgia. (i no have maney for plane so i wuz in teh car hole jrive)
Imagine getting a text saying
"I want to wear your skin, open the door."
I'd open it!
Bijuu Mike:I don't know what the heck happened to my lip but it hurts
Mom: *IT'S BECAUSE OF THAT PHONE!!*
@Mr bald Revell Basically
THE RETURN OF THE DAVIDS
Lol you are the first one!
You're the first!
Good job !
You are first
"turn the lights" -Bijuu Mike
Me: turns off lights
Mom walks in
Mom: well the electricity bill will be smaller 👍
He protecc
He attacc
But most inportantly
Davids mom is bacc.
Bijuu mike: my lip hurts and its healing
*bijuu keeps talking*
Me: I wonder 🤔😂
5 hoomans against Mike...
MEANWHILE 2.12 million people on Mikes Team to stop Davids Mom
Haha
bijuu: I will name this one hello neighbor
bijuu: *TYPES* ‘Hello Hen’
bijuu: I don’t know what Im doing here
Me: hmm...Hen...tai
Also me: *gasp*
HaHa 😂
*sips tea*
BlueRaptor 718 that’s what I was thinking
nO DONT BA- AAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY'RE COMING! (demonetization signs take over the world because of that o n e word)
i was thinkin that too
Flash floods warning where I am so imma watch bjuumike to keep myself entertained
David’s mom getting all the people she knows in on this🤣
WE LOVE YOU BIJUU MIKE! Please like this if you love bijuu!
My sister hate bijou but watches him all the time, what is she doing? I have no idea, but I'm not a big fan but i still watch them while I'm bored, andvthey are good
oki
@Jasmine Kaulich she's probably looking for reasons to hate him
B e g g a r
I thought I would never hear this
“Ahh I’m pregnant”
“I don’t think I’ve seen food before”
Bijuu- “I fail it (my driving test) EVERY TIME... Bijuu Mike? More like...”
Me- Bijuu Bike!
I was thinking that!
*i am offended that you can't make me a demonic child like David's brother*
ME TOOoO
Wow everyone now thinks about David
*-when I realize my name is also David-*
Me: Why do I hear boss music?
The name in bitlife: Lea V Mealone
How I see it: Leave Me Alone
Biju mike: moose nose!?
Also Bijou mike:I don’t think I’ve ever seen food before?
Me:yep your right.
I bet David right now is crying of embarrassment but so happy because Gacha M- BIJJU noticed Him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just realized that “watching bijuu mike on UA-cam” in bitlife is an actual accomplishment in the game😂
I wonder who is worse
David’s mom or Clarence
When is David gonna get in the 'Angry mom' situation?
#SaveDavidpls
14:40 oh how the turntables
Poor David. LMAO 🤣😂❤
OhhOhhh! That's why get it! LEA V MALONE!? LIKE LEAVE ME ALONE! ( how did I just notice this?)
I just noticed It to 😂
The angry mother said my username xD
SKSKSJSKSLS SKKAKKSSKSKA AKSJSLSNDKS HAAHHAHAGAGGAHAGABAGAGAGAHAHHAHA
YouDisgustMe too. >:(
ALBERT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAN
At what time stamp?
Hello Neighbor Challenge: (Not in a perticular order)
-Burglar a house
-Have a child and then murder them (from lore)
yay I subscribed now where’s my Scrub? *Scrub magically appears and falls on my head* Oh! :)
the mothers keep coming AHHH LOOK OUTSIDE THERES AN ARMY TYPING THERE NEXT EMAILS
DavID!! ARE yoU oK?!?!
David: no! Help me!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!! Im in my BaseMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I'm still watching you!! XD
I'm not first
I'm not last
But when you had post...
I CLICKED SO FAST
How original..
But still, funny
Oh shoot I just commented that
(was scrolling looking for first comment)
Roses are red
I'm not too endeared
This ballad within comments
Is a sad thing to hear
OooOOOOoOoOoOoh!!!! Play secret neighbor with Gloom, Jay from the Kubzscouts, And Laurenzside
I don’t think he will do Lauren they will fight the whole time
Yeahhhhsss
16:26 he predicted god mode in BitLife
Wow mike the way you took down those ninjas was AMAZING!!!!!! I wish you recorded it so you could show David's mom then she would trust you
*clap clap* vote Bijuu Mike for president so he can stop David's mom
Parents: Jealous
Beat your bike: OI, MATE. I'D LIKE THAT BACK!
Food: My crush.
Potato: me
Hotel: Trivago
Yandere Chan with eyepatch:Dose that person have a girlfriend
Brother : delete your channel now
Bijuu mike : love it
David’s mom : delete your channel
Bijuu mike : love it
School teacher : delete your channel
Bijuu Mike : love it
Me : next thing you know Donald trump is gonna be saying it
Bijuu mike : hate it
When Lea drinks water she's a watermealon
TRUE FACT
I was just watching I was waiting all day for this moment YAYAAY
*YAY-YA*
David’s mom: I’m DiSgUsTeD
Me: You get disgusted by everything noob
I just noticed The Yandere simulator challange would be much better now since you can stalk people. You should make a yandere simulator challange part 2
David mom is an entitled mom....So for anyone that wants to find her go to Reddit🙌🏼 R/EntitledParents
r/entitledparents
Mom:"What's your boyfriend's name?"Me:"Stalky Stalkerton!"😅🤣😅
Your neighbour, Hello Neighbour, which plays "Hello Neighbour" told you this morning "Hello, neighbour!" Lol :)
SCRUB OF THE DAY IS.......
Me: ME ME ME!!!
Me thinking: I'm not going to be it.
IS penson that is not ElfyAnna
Me: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *starts to cry*
When?
@@RavensRedWings i'm its not me
19:03 the disgust is real
Anyone else getting Girls X Battle 2 ads on his videos?
I don't have ads or UA-cam premium I have..........
A KINDLE
We barely get ads on UA-cam
No
No, but I got somebody advertising there anime UA-cam channel... It was an anime girl from an old anime
Ochaco Uraraka me
Me 😉
The only hello neighbor challenge I can think of is:
1. Rob peoples houses
In bitlife I was ended by a molotov at 5 years old, must be David's mom.
me: puts phone down
bijuu : posts