SAVAGE BitLife giving me like 2% looks. 😭 I mean at least I have a lot of money though? lmao. They did get the craziness level pretty accurate at least. Also HOW DARE YOU MIKE!!! 😡
Lauren i got a couple things to say 1. REP lauren 2. Do it back to him get him in bitlife then kill him but dont kill him in real life 3 I love you're stuff 4 finally if you have not played this its a Monika mod for Doki Doki Litature club www.monikaafterstory.com/
Bijuu best moments “She scraped your arm” he died “Jay come at me with that tounge” “You broke your parents CHAINSAW while playing” “I’m not trying to start stupid ships” “She’s eighteen and unemployed- basically” “Drive bys are a great way to make sure someone’s- not alive” “Sure I’ll be a clown- I basically am already” “Beat my bike- the clown is comimg after you!” “Okay that was stupid I don’t knwo why I did that. I regret it, now I’m gonna kill you.” “Hopefully we survived the laurenzside- thing” “Oh no I’m busted!” “We did a collab together- your mistake” “Sorry about pushing you down the stairs, I hope there’s no hard feelings”
Do the “Perfect Angel” challenge (I made it up) ~•+Rules+•~ 1. Study whenever possible 2. Build a good relationship with ALL of your family members 3. Do not assault anyone 4. Find a date that acts nice even if they don’t look nice ((Reply other rules if you have some and make sure they make Biju Mike’s Bitlife person PERFECT)) Edit: OMG THIS THE MOST LIKES I’VE EVER HAD THANK YOU SO MUCH!! |Edit #2: I think YT is drunk...| +Edit #3+ GOD THAT'S A LOT OF LIKES!!! TYSM!!!!! *Edit #4* @-@ HOLY CRAP
5. Don’t commit any crimes 6. Be as happy and healthy as possible 7. Always be nice no matter what 8. Do anything educational 9. Help anyone out 10. Get a good job 11. Have kids and raise them good 👌 (Idk xD)
**insert funny and relatable comment that everyone likes** EDIT: **insert thankful (but cringey) edit about likes because I have never got this many likes before**
You have no idea how many times I contemplate on commenting that. Sometimes I don't have anything funny or witty to say so I just type an excuse and then cancel it ._.
The saint challenge 1. You cant commit any crimes 2. You have to choose the least violent options 3. Basically just try to be perfect! Keep up the good work dude! 😁
Bijuu Mike: Hey UA-cam you're a son of a- UA-cam: OI *slams the demonized button* Bijuu Mike: I was gonna say bit- UA-cam: DON'T SAY THE *B WORD* Bijuu Mike: I was gonna say bit for BitLife UA-cam:......oh uhhh
Earthworm Sally is coming from Florida to Cali to give him a disease Sammy the Strawberry is going to make him eat *very heathy* food JULIO is UPSET The Ice Queen shall murder him with her presence! Green Screen Man will turn into his worst nightmares! *STILL CHILL*
oki I got one. the killer clown challenge. 1.must kill everyone you know 2.name must be Goz the clown 3.must be a clown. 4.if you get caught escape. 5.if you want aa pet it must be exotic pet 6.insut yor famaliy. well that's it for the rules bye beet my bike
Uhhh....jeffree staf challenge? Get rich PLASTIC SURGERY OWO Become a makeup stylist Have a VERY popular social media Must have 2 EXPENSIVE cars BIGGEST HOUSE U CAN FIND that's it I guess ;^;
You should totally try the "yes to everything challenge". Basically any question/action box that pops up, you have to choose "yes" or however it's worded as the answer. My friend tried it and it got... weird.
Bijuu: “ I don’t like ships at all “ Me : * 2 minutes ago* “hey Jenny, which you tubers do you ship?” Jenny : “ Bijuu Mike and Laurenzside? Maaaaaybe??
The next challenge you should do is a Shane Dawson big life challenge You have to Date ryland Adams Become a youtuber And I can’t think of anything else
Please do the daredevil challenge: *if you come across a situation always do the most daring thing *always assault someone disrespecting you * if your friends jump of a bridge... JUMP! *you have to (somehow) get more than 1,00,00,00 pounds 💷
Hedgog jokes! *_AY, TOD! YOU LOOK SPIKY, TOD!_* _guess you can say my life is now very..._ *PAINFUL!* Get it..? Cause- They're spiky- And its painful- Okay, I'll stop now-
![YTP: THINK BEYOND PROTEGENT, THINK VIRUS [SUBTITLES]](/img/n.gif)
SAVAGE BitLife giving me like 2% looks. 😭 I mean at least I have a lot of money though? lmao. They did get the craziness level pretty accurate at least. Also HOW DARE YOU MIKE!!! 😡
Lauren! Didn't expect you to be here!!!😄
Lauren yooooo, How is this a day old and only like 13 likes? REP.
REP Lauren
Lauren i got a couple things to say
1. REP lauren
2. Do it back to him get him in bitlife then kill him but dont kill him in real life
3 I love you're stuff
4 finally if you have not played this its a Monika mod for Doki Doki Litature club www.monikaafterstory.com/
LaurenzSide Lol
“Son of a bit! ... I’m proud of that”
_Bijuu-_
1:56 _WHAT-_
Who isn't proud of that😂👌
Lol 🤟👌👌👌
Add all of us to the game
Huh? Is the video edited?
Hes A FURRT
*A lot of cannon strikes can be heard in the distance*
Thats a lot of damage
*OMG SCRUBPAI NOTICED ME*
Tysm Scrubpai!! ^_^
LOL
Nobody:
Bijuu: **Stabs toenail**
Gloom: **scrapes elbow**
**Bijuu left the chat**
I just watched that part and I'M CHOKING WITH LAUGHTER!!!!!!😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was IMPALED toenail
@@arianameinking688 me tooo🤣🤣
Glooms intro is...
Billions of years of evolutonary advancement... and then we have kassie
Correct
Yep
*OLD*** INTRO
Wish she still had it
Cassie
Bijuu: Hey, what are you looking at you son of a *BIT*
UA-cam: *DEMONITIZED*
Bijuu: I didn't even curse...
UA-cam: *DEMONITIIIZZEEDDD*
To be fair if your deaf it would sound like bitch
Hahaha UA-cam getting everyone like you say bi DEMONITIIIZZEEDDD
Lol love your user name "-kawaii potato-"
I LUVZ it
@@kpacific8628 Thanks :3
Bijuu Mike: what are you looking at you son of a
Me: don't say it
Bijuu Mike: Bit
Me:oh ok
Gacha Girl Heyyy nice username 🤣
Tysm bijuu for liking this comment
You son of a bit
I love gacha
Oh UA-cam be like DEMONITIIIZZEEDDD
Bijuu best moments
“She scraped your arm” he died
“Jay come at me with that tounge”
“You broke your parents CHAINSAW while playing”
“I’m not trying to start stupid ships”
“She’s eighteen and unemployed- basically”
“Drive bys are a great way to make sure someone’s- not alive”
“Sure I’ll be a clown- I basically am already”
“Beat my bike- the clown is comimg after you!”
“Okay that was stupid I don’t knwo why I did that. I regret it, now I’m gonna kill you.”
“Hopefully we survived the laurenzside- thing”
“Oh no I’m busted!”
“We did a collab together- your mistake”
“Sorry about pushing you down the stairs, I hope there’s no hard feelings”
You forgot
"Beat my Mike-bike whoops"
Oh, yeah I did!
Ara Chan come at me with that tongue
How long have you been a scub?
For about.... a year maybe ^^
I’m a simple woman. I see Gloom. I click
:O
I'm a simple man i see kubz scouts i click.
I’m a simple boy I see all of them in the thumbnail I click
Same
As you do
''Todays Scorp Of The Day...'' -UA-cam Captions, 2019
I got “today scorp of the day goes to woody rabbit”
*Legend says...*
Lowkey everyone is looking on Gloom's video for the Bijuu comment 😂
SorrlieboiTM 1283 IT’S NOT THEREREEEEEERERERDR
Izzy Godwin He must’ve removed it oof
тнє gяєαт ωαlяυѕ ;-; but why tho
Izzy Godwin idk oof
my comment got marked as spam so that means it can only be approved by her. Idk why that happened though.
2:31 He actually saw my comment where the captions said the scrunch scouts! Thanks Bijuu! This means alot.
I'd pay money to watch Mike fight PewDiePie
Same
Same
Love your pp
I would pay over a million dollars on PewDiePie being knocked out and Maza coming in for the win Maza sorry if I spelled her name wrong
Same
Do the “Perfect Angel” challenge (I made it up)
~•+Rules+•~
1. Study whenever possible
2. Build a good relationship with ALL of your family members
3. Do not assault anyone
4. Find a date that acts nice even if they don’t look nice
((Reply other rules if you have some and make sure they make Biju Mike’s Bitlife person PERFECT))
Edit: OMG THIS THE MOST LIKES I’VE EVER HAD THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
|Edit #2: I think YT is drunk...|
+Edit #3+ GOD THAT'S A LOT OF LIKES!!! TYSM!!!!!
*Edit #4* @-@ HOLY CRAP
5. Don’t commit any crimes
6. Be as happy and healthy as possible
7. Always be nice no matter what
8. Do anything educational
9. Help anyone out
10. Get a good job
11. Have kids and raise them good 👌
(Idk xD)
@LDFoxyStars Nights I didn’t know either XD
Be a nurse if possible :P
LeahGacha yes it is possible
Do NOT cheat.
Me: * pinches toe*
Brother: * pokes thumb*
*GAME OVER!*
Bijuu: "What are you staring at you son of a bi-"
Me: "BIJUU NUUUUUUUUUUU"
Bijuu: "bit"
Thank you for the heart attack
Gloom:*scrapes bijuu's elbow*
Bijuu's:*dies*
Me:why is this a thing XD
Gloom knows the art of elbowscrapejitsu
😂😂
Gloom is a user of the taijustsu, Falling off my bike and a being pathetic wimp fist.
Get blamed for copying kubz scoutz....
Blame the delinquents
Yeah blame the delinquents
Gothic artist you deserve more likes for this lol
Gothic artist how did I see this coming....
Blame the delinquents??
XxLazy_ PotatoxX of course 😂
@@jaci1130 yes blame the delinquents
Who else went to go see his comment in Gloom but couldn't find it ;(
Also maybe a Baldi bit life ._.?
It w@s sent to spam
@@aozora0 how do ya know
Me
Me....😥
Me
"Hey guys, what's cracking? yOuR nEcK"
*Yandere-Chan has joined the chat*
@@m0ssbl0b29 Shhhh, dont give me away >:T
Dandtm:has hair dyed for no apparent reason too
This fool:wants to make him his in game brother
Dan:GET AWAY CREEP IVE ALREADY GOT DR. TRAYAURUS
Mistake detected: NaTsUkIs NeCk
@@eylul5071 lol
0:07 :○ Ah watch your language young Man :(
He didn't say the ACTUAL thing he said Son of a bit
@@jasmineplayz7696 r/whoooosshhh
@@jasmineplayz7696 i was joking
F
**insert funny and relatable comment that everyone likes**
EDIT: **insert thankful (but cringey) edit about likes because I have never got this many likes before**
You have no idea how many times I contemplate on commenting that. Sometimes I don't have anything funny or witty to say so I just type an excuse and then cancel it ._.
Omg right? **likes**
That was hilarious.
OMG HAHAHAH
When I go to store my fans "oh worldwide handsome" Yes I am worldwide handsome hello
(Army Reference)
Pinku Scouts.. damn just made you a ship name!
(Edit) thanks for liking my comment my dude
The saint challenge
1. You cant commit any crimes
2. You have to choose the least violent options
3. Basically just try to be perfect!
Keep up the good work dude! 😁
Bijuu Mike: Hey UA-cam you're a son of a-
UA-cam: OI *slams the demonized button*
Bijuu Mike: I was gonna say bit-
UA-cam: DON'T SAY THE *B WORD*
Bijuu Mike: I was gonna say bit for BitLife
UA-cam:......oh uhhh
UA-cam anyways: DEMONITZEDDDDDDDD
Ahahahahah
2:05
So you’re subbed to flamingo?
Our lord and savior?
NEW FAVORITE UA-camR
EDIT: Most likes I’ve ever gotten ty *heart*
Ｙｏ ＴＥＮＧＯ
EARTHWORM SALLY
I thought the same thing
Gacha Luna SPREADING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI
yO tEnGo
Huh. Was it a coincidence that I was just watching one of your BitLife videos?
that’s no-... no... that’s not frisk... nonono this cant be happening...THAT’S KRIIIIIISSSSSS
Noah Zavala true they girl doesn’t know what deltarune is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lol same
@@erid.oreius It's Kris
Not Frisk
Adara's Studio Yes.
You gotta tell your parents to *_S T O P P L A Y I N G B I N G O S O M U C H_* they have an uNhEaLtHy obsession
2:05 Its Albert :0 ITS ALBERT! :O MIKE YOU'RE NOW MY BEST ANIME BUDDY FOR MANY REASONS BUT NUMBER 1 IS BECAUSE YOU'RE SUBSCRIBED TO Albert/Flamingo
y e s
i saw that too :D
But sadly he didn't choose our Albert for this
2:05
*sees flamingo*
*doesnt add flamingo*
*insert triggered gif here*
I cried because he didnt add flamingo 😭
REEEEEEEE
Reee
Me mad :(
R EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
Yes the White blood cell hat! LETS GO BIJUU MIKE!!!!!😁👍
actually i think that is a Platelet hat
@@smolmitto2832 who cares it's still a white hat
But it is cells at work
はたらく細胞 💕
I have no idea what you just said but cool👍😁
Let's just BUCKLE into IT, son of a bit
BerryBerry I thought it was bucko
YOU SON OF A BIT-
-Bait your Mike 2k19
2:04
omh
yOu StoPped oN AlbErt
:OOOOOOO HOW DaRe He
How dare he skip flimngo
How dare heeeeeee
Earthworm Sally is coming from Florida to Cali to give him a disease
Sammy the Strawberry is going to make him eat *very heathy* food
JULIO is UPSET
The Ice Queen shall murder him with her presence!
Green Screen Man will turn into his worst nightmares!
*STILL CHILL*
*Screaming IM NOT OKAYYYYYY!* (by mcr :P)
*bijuu Mike uploads*
*screams IM OKAY NOW!*
*trust me*
“WhAt ArE yOu LooKIng AT yOU SUN OF A BiT!!hehe I made that one myself”
Life
U CAN'T HIDE THE FACT THAT IT SUBBED TO FLAMINGOO
uwu idk I just wanted to point that out
MRFLIPFLOPS
*yo tengo*
Ikr
Meehhh same
@@sapphirerose5139 lol
Do a bijiu mike challenge
Make the life as similar to yours as possible
Mary your real wife or an anime character
Please notice me!
HELL YEAH
I love your commentary in this, you sound so dead inside for this vid and along with your humor it makes it even more funny to watch. Great work !!
Welcome back to yawn dairy simulator.
Wait- That doesn't sound right.
Thats clever
Done dairy simulator is worse
I will never get scrub of the day... BUT I STILL LOVE YOU VIDEOS!!!
EDIT: thanks so much for all the likes!! I’ve never got that many in my life!!
SAME HERE!
YES!
You?
Your so adorable
@@sxlai8707 you're*
HEY WHATS CRACKING GUYS? ur neck.
Natsuki. *coff coff*
@@maggiemyers8111 *softly cries in corner in memory of Natsuki*
@@maggiemyers8111 coff? coff.
Me: *has subtitles on*
Beginning of subtitles-
“Are you looking a you set up a bit”
Bijuu: Son of a-
Demonetize: Ò>Ó
Bijuu: Bit
Demonetize: He's safe for now
Biju Mike: IM NOT TRYING TO START NO STUPID SHIPS!
Me: Pauses video
Me:Goes in the comments
Me:I DON’T CARE! I SHIP IT!
Louisa Arhin
ew
Stop.
STOP PLEASE YOU ARE DESTROYING OUR HUMAN SOCIETY
At least you maybe broke a record for most rejections by UA-camrs 😉
You should react to other UA-camr's Bitlife videos
i love your profile picture ish lil jungkook
“Son of a bit!” ⚠️DEMONETIZED⚠️ 🔞🚸💸☠️
9:20 "My big sister, Pamela, and her husband, Clarence, had a baby girl named Tia Rogers" GASPPPPPP
Bijuu roasting mike moments:
"I guess i'll be a clown i already am one"
"She's 18 and unempolyed basicly"
For a second I didn’t know if it was Gloom’s video or yours 😅
0:06 well I’m lookin at uuuuu
Thanks for asking!
3:07 I think you mean...LETS JUST BUCKLE INTO IT
RIP LARUEN died from car by bijuu,s car And Rip Lost Pauses by plane staris by Bijuu
:(
why bijuu
9:32 the funniest thing about this is that Lauren is actually scared of clowns.
"My name's Buiju Mike!"
Captions: "my name's did you milk!"
Me: XD **dies**
“Who plays with a chainsaw at age 5?”
Yan Channnnnnn!
Son of a- *demonetized*
I'm not even kidding, he picked the *worst* picture of kubz scouts.
Bijuu Mike : not realizing Aaliyah Mcgee 's name (the mom)
Me: *sees my name irl* (Aaliyah)
Me: *inhales* "......bOi."
Me: ok mind! Were early and we need to think of something funny!
Mind: Uhhhh... No...
Me: Yeah that seems right....
It took me a long time to think of mine and I got lucky....( go up if you haven't seen it )
@@sxlai8707 yeah yours is funny!
@@sapphire26 Thank you!
2:05 still chill still chill still chill
(Like if u know the reference flamingo)
Will i ever be scrub of the day?
Will scrub-kun notice me?
No
Please notice me scrub kun please notice me scrub kun please notice me scrub kun or commenters will have to get deleted. Sorry for bad lyrics T-T
No, you won’t. What else do you want to hear lmao. you admitted it yourself first not me
I've been watching you for like a week and I'm so happy I found your channel ^_^
I’ve been watching your videos since 2017 and i never get tired of them. You make great content，Keep up the good work.
Goes from a slight laugh to bursting out laughing 6:18
'Bingo gone wild'
Only way that could happen is if everyone was drunk.
“I’m as white as paper”
-Biju Mike, 2019
oki I got one.
the killer clown challenge.
1.must kill everyone you know
2.name must be Goz the clown
3.must be a clown.
4.if you get caught escape.
5.if you want aa pet it must be exotic pet
6.insut yor famaliy.
well that's it for the rules bye beet my bike
And you must date a guy called Albert Flamingo
D. \
|
D /
(im sorry 😂)
@@acid.exposures yes
______/\
👁
__)
THAT TECHNICALLY WHAT HE DOING NOW.
Uhhh....jeffree staf challenge?
Get rich
PLASTIC SURGERY OWO
Become a makeup stylist
Have a VERY popular social media
Must have 2 EXPENSIVE cars
BIGGEST HOUSE U CAN FIND
that's it I guess ;^;
WILL BIJUU (FAVORITE U TUBER) NOTICE ME😂😂😂not to be another annoying person who comments tho🤦🏼♀️
@Dr Phil Oh wow a real doctor Phil!
Dr Phil wow really?! because they definitely weren’t joking lol
moral of the story: dont let anyone scratch your arm, it's deadly
I never thought someone would be so happy about murder like Biju Mike
"I'm not trying to start random ships"
*Ships him with everyone
*"it's where I feel at home"*
-beat my bike 2019
You should totally try the "yes to everything challenge". Basically any question/action box that pops up, you have to choose "yes" or however it's worded as the answer. My friend tried it and it got... weird.
I have a challenge!
You do the anime challenge
You just do everything the anime character will do.
Bijuu: “ I don’t like ships at all “
Me : * 2 minutes ago* “hey Jenny, which you tubers do you ship?”
Jenny : “ Bijuu Mike and Laurenzside? Maaaaaybe??
Hello. WHY YOU DO NO ALBERT(Flamingo)
My first thoughts at the intro: Keep it PG!
Second thoughts: That was funny XD
Do a Bijuu Mike challenge. Act out everything in your life in bit life
Easy.
*UA-cam, youtube, and more youtube*
The next challenge you should do is a Shane Dawson big life challenge
You have to
Date ryland Adams
Become a youtuber
And I can’t think of anything else
Eat
Make jokes and make Conpericies
We are the Scrunch Scouts now bc of captions~
"Beat My Bike the clown's coming for you!"
"Beat my MIKE! ....My bike...!"
I literally thought that you would put Gloomy as Gloom's last name 😂 and you did!
Please do the daredevil challenge:
*if you come across a situation always do the most daring thing
*always assault someone disrespecting you
* if your friends jump of a bridge... JUMP!
*you have to (somehow) get more than 1,00,00,00 pounds 💷
It's okay, Bijuu. Nobody loves me either XD
WHERES YANDERE DEV? You foul beast... 😭😂
“Most likely yes” “This is why no one wants you” omg laughed so hard
Bijuu: *assults gloom*
Gloom: *assults him back*
Also gloom: *wInS BaTtLe RoYaLe*
Lauren she may be gone but not forgotten...REP 😔F to pay respects
F
F
TheShadowSeeker *breaths*person
F(airy tail)
Your subscribed to flamingo!
You know Albert!?
Under 8-bitRyan!
Hedgog jokes!
*_AY, TOD! YOU LOOK SPIKY, TOD!_*
_guess you can say my life is now very..._
*PAINFUL!*
Get it..?
Cause-
They're spiky-
And its painful-
Okay, I'll stop now-
Lmao
Lmbo
Lol
Did
You
Bijuu Mike:My looks are exactly what they should be like bth
Me: (remembers the time he cosplayed as a DDLC character) sEeMS LEgiT
Such a good challenge! 😂
Late!
*UA-cam is drunk again, 1 view and 27 likes...*
I know right!
views mean someone *finished* the video
@@Dreamious thank you ive been going around videos correcting people XD
So many ships
They're all sailing on the ocean Bitlife
Gloom real name is Kassie
13:37 says "most likely yes"
10:08 Bijuu Mike finally stopped his rival, Lauren and does not regret it...