An Iconic Moment From Every Jeremy Clarkson Show
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- Опубліковано 3 лис 2022
- *not true. Star Cars not included because there's only about a minute of it available, and only shows where he served as host for multiple episodes considered: No home videos, QI, etc. Also 2 are from 02 Top Gear because it's too good. Put HIGNFY in since he was a recurring guest host, even if if's not a "Clarkson show".
I probably forgot one by accident and will notice after i hit publish.
Picture from thumbnail also not in this video, but it was too iconic not to use as a thumbnail. lots of clickbait in this one, sorry
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Watching Clarksons gut expand is like watching the world's longest term pregnancy in realtime
It contains his ever-expanding genius.
It’s the biggest waistline, in the world.
14:54
Something had to compensate for his hair thinning out.
Gut expand and hair retreat
Watching Clarkson call Boris Johnson a liar to his face is so poetic in retrospect 😂
Sadly clarkson help his popularity - knowingly or not
I wish I could hear him say it again now
Calling a political a liar is like calling a politician a liar.
@@n8bayonet wtf
@@mfzoom5401 I meant to write calling a politician a liar is like calling a politician a liar. Naturally you would expect me to make comparison on the 2nd part of that sentence such as calling a politician a liar is like calling a man, human or xenomorph, an alien. But i made the comparison to himself which is the joke it's not that funny because you're not meant to think too hard about it. Also I accidentally wrote political which didn't help. Also r.i.p. mf doom.
Clarkson was 20 years ahead of the curve with the "I put it to you johnson that you're a liar"
Looking back on that,
"How many G did you do?"
"All of them" sounds very much like the answer of a guy who doesn't know how many G is possible in an F16 but he would have claimed the max if he knew it...
He also called the government releasing foreign prisoners to stab people.. man ahead of his time
Jezza was and always will be way smarter, then he lets on. An unpractical knob, but a smart one
He always has been, and it was widely known - people be silly sometimes and vote for funny people!
If you have the biggest elephant in the room, Johnson will have a bag to put it in.
"I put it to you Johnson... You're a liar!"
That is a timeless observation.
5:20 - If you'd said that one of these men would be priminister 20 years later, I would have assumed it was Clarkson. Even then he knew Borris was a lier.
We should have elected Clarkson instead, tbh. But he won't do it now; he's too busy farming. Although now it's winter, I guess he can take a few months off to be PM. It's not like we won't change this one out after a few weeks.
Boris makes me sick, a career as a liar and somehow still became PM, just proves how much of a farce our political system is
It's prime minister
Prime Minister
Boris
Liar
Those were your spelling errors mate 😔
If I were English I wouldn’t want either Clarkson nor Johnson.
Just because he’s entertaining, doesn’t equal good leadership of a whole country.
The Vectra flopped after this
Clarkson was blamed for it but his impact has never really been determined
Well, I reckon that even more than his remarks at the beginning of this montage it was what came after that in his review on Top Gear, which was when he took it to the services and asked company drivers what they thought about it and they hated it so much more than he did.
Curious that it hasn't been determined. Perhaps the car was so dreadful that nobody could be bothered to determine a thing about it.
I had a V6 Vectra for a few years. Bargain 2nd hand car at the time. It was a bit bland, but not *that* bad
Given what Clarkson later pointed out as the reason for SAAB's demise... yeah~ *GM* was wholly to blame for the Opel/Vauxhall Vectra being a largely uninspired damp rag.
Motoring Journalists telling it like it is just made the Vectra's underperformance inevitable, while GM was the root cause.
I’ve never driven a Vectra, why is it bad?
I really miss seeing Michael Schumachers face
Just look at a vegetable it’s the same
@@MrVtec786 💀
@@MrVtec786 OOOF!
true tho
Like you knew him? Shutup just watch old videos and pretend it's new
One could say Clarkson single handily dragged the standards of the U.K. car world off the floor kicking n screaming into the new age . The Vectra review was by far the most entertaining programme of its time . Clarkson is and will always be an absolute legend
Rubbish. The Vectra was a perfectly capable car but of course it appeared dull compared to the super cars Clarkson likes to drive. He was actually sneering at the tastes of the ordinary British driver, just as he continues to do so today.
@@ianhewitson2738 to be fair I had owned two Vauxhall vectras in my life time , one original shape and one mk2 shape , both exec spec and both of them were shite!
@@ianhewitson2738 which is why we never see Clarkson make a positive film on Fords or Volkswagens, right?
This is the cinematic masterpiece that was the real Inspiration for all TopGear and Grand Tour episodes. The whole "The producers say" started with that Vectra review.
When you realise we won’t have Mr Clarkson forever: 😢
Mr. Clarkson is temporary, Jeremy is forever
Let's not bog down on who dies when, let's focus instead on preventing Richard from having more accidents than usual
That's OK for one simple reason, neither you nor me will last forever either. And furthermore, given the anal wokeness nowadays, can you imagine the idiots of tomorrow?
They would hang, drawn and quater Mr. Clarkson without contemplating on it.
We need to enjoy him, and Mr Hammond and Mr slow while we can🙃
Jezza’s packed in the smoking now
I always like how wing mirrors of Vectra connect to the body. That's pretty much its only design feature that's not boring. And it makes me wonder just, why?
As jeez put it: "Quick!, the boss needs a new car, add some fancy mirrors so it looks like we made an effort, BUT THEY HAVEN'T!"
or something like that idk i only watched TG twice
My gsi wasn't that boring tbf. Rumour has it the wing mirrors whistle when you break 145mph.
It's one of the cars I really miss.
I once drove an Opel Kadett Super Boss. Enough said.
If Vectra is boring, what can you say about her opponent, Passat B5?
@@ytozon1 It's fine. Shared B5 platform with A4. Engine mounted longitudinally. 4-link suspension at the front. Curved roof line - almost can be called futuristic & made LWB model look good. When Compared to the copy paste crap VW are making these days B5 was unique. It showed efforts.
I believe you may have missed Jeremy Clarkson’s war stories, other than that, this is a fantastic video
counted those 3 as individual shows as they were released seperately, war stories was just what they called it when they released them together
@@incTG There's three of them?
@@twrampage off the top of my head the victoria cross, the greatest raid of all time and pq17
@@incTG Did not know about PQ17. I'll have to have a look around, thanks
@@samnope7344 PQ17 is probably the best one of the lot. It's like a Top Gear review of one of Clarkson's favorite Lamborghini, but with a boat. "We are power sliding in a destroyer!"
Who knew all those decades ago that I'd still be able to quote 'Just a rollerskate grand touring all over the physical ironic power' word for word.
I love the clip of Jezza and Michael Schumacher play slapsies, it's wholesome
Is it just me, or was there ever a time when Clarkson did not look like he was in in his 50s?
Probably when he was in his 50s, he looked like he was in his 70's.
Exactly! Which is why when he was younger.... Him trying to be stylish is hilarious
Now?
@@jkny2744 Well, no, he looks like he's in his 70s.🤣
Crazy how in the first clip, editing that a 10yr old could do today in about an hour was seen as high enough quality for a TV broadcast to millions of people not even 30 years ago.
A 10 yr old is not Jeremy Clarkson though
Video editing wasn't as streamlined as it is now. You can even edit like that on a phone with a free app!
Nice to see that Boris never had a working operator's knowledge of operating a comb. Would hate to think it was a lost skill.
And of course that he's always been a liar
I keep forgetting that Clarkson was the original host of Robot Wars. For some reason I remember the Craig Charles era far more clearly.
probably because he only hosted it for a single series.
@@incTG No it was because Charles was far superior
Clarkson is just very awkward when presenting anything to a live audience. Other than clowning around on scripted Topgear, with the other two. Craig Charles was much more natural and charismatic.
Jeremy is an entertainment phenomenon.
And he is nearly always a professional, even if it seams to escalate.
Jeremy actually seems like quite a good talk show host
Clarkson in the F-15: Ooooohhhh a lot of poo shot out then!
I miss the golden years of Jeremy Clarkson
Me too, as much as I enjoyed the trio, I still miss the informativeness of pre-2002 Top Gear.
@@paleoph6168 Me too. There sould have been a mix of both in the "Mid aged Top Gear" and TGT. And they should have the very famous Chris Goffey onboard for that. I liked him very much. He knew stuff, knew how to drive, was fair and not boring nor dull.
@@paleoph6168 Fifth Gear is the successor to Old Top Gear, and even has most of the non-Jezza presenters.
But, TBH, I don't need Jeremy Clarkson to tell me which car to buy. The choice is basically Ford or Vauxhall, and then it comes down to whatever used car has the right combination of spec, price, and miles, and how the salesmen treat me when I walk in.
"I put it to you Johnson you are a liar" aged beautifully 🤣
Amazing to go back and re-watch Clarkson's utter character assassination of the Vectra
Has to have character to have it assassinated
5:42 - I put it to you Johnson that you're a liar.
22 years ahead of the rest of us. Sometimes his genius is frightening.
What a legend, throwing a pen at Ian Hislop and calling Boris Johnson a liar.
Clarkson before : **destroys a laptop in 2004**
Clarkson today: **tries to be a computer literate**
Imagine if AI takes to killing humanity off bc of Jezza’s rant at 13:14 🤣🤣🤣
This guy is a legend - may he speed an power sturdy on ... in the world! .. Love from Germany :)
I never knew Clarkson did robot Wars ... That's awesome
Aye. Craig Charles taking over was quite out of left field; was announced on a title card after an episode (I forget which one).
He did the first season, which had all of eight episodes. Then they got Craig Charles in, who was far better at it.
"Why are you reacting like that to Glenn Hoddle" 😂😂
The man, the myth, the legend: Jezza - Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy’s face is now permanently how it was in that Atom
I can't understand the people who hate him. I love him and anything he presents. Long may you reign jezzer
I’m on the fence with Jeremy. He’s entertaining, at least when he has Hammond and may with him or perhaps kaleb. Top gear is hilarious and I love it. But he’s done some really stupid stuff and said some bad things and he’s a bit of a diva. He punched the TG producer after a spat about dinner. But he’s right about piers Morgan. Terrible disgusting person.
Really? I mean I think he's funny but I ABSOLUTELY understand when people call him an asshole or think he's a bad person and whatnot. Like BearFlipsTable said, Clarkson is indeed a diva who has said and done some borderline stuff in the past, things he's had to walk back and apologize for. His whole shtick is being a controversial figure with lots of opinions on lots of topics.
10:51 gets me every time
"I put it to you, Johnson, you're a liar."
Well, someone has to say it
I died when Jeremy beat the sh*t out of that computer. 🤣
Great video. You need to make this a series.
That's the plan!
^is a reply youtube auto-generated for me. don't think i'll be able to do one for hammond though since most his shows aren't car related, and he just simply serves as "host" rather than a show around him. but yes i do plan to make one for may
Clarkson and Johnson doing some arm wrestling...that's an image I never thought I'd see
I had no idea Clarkson starred in this many shows!
Should've included his 2 scenes in Cars. And The Phineas and Ferb episode the 3 were in.
9:15 Jezza Smoking a Fat Blunt
Well done on the edit. Not an easy task choosing those!!!
especially for TG!
I really hoped the clip from the thumbnail was included😢😢. Clarkson’s hair was something else
I love Jeremy's Basil Fawlty moment with his computer...don't we all wish we could smash them to bits with a hammer sometimes? 🤯
All of them, all of the time!
The Ericsson GH 688 ring tone ! So 1997.
Clarkson did say that he will go to the edge of the galaxy to NOT drive a Vauxhall Vectra.
6:26 "An hour [Fuck thats over the range] I dont remember how long"
Still the best tv ever produced. Clarkson, Hammond, and May will never be beat.
Clarkson's Farm clip is so funny hahaha
Clarkson: "Nothing in the whole world gives me more stress than computers! I hate them!"
May: "Hello."
Clarkson back then:
More Hairs less belly
Clarkson now:
Less hairs more belly
Perfectly bal3nc3d as all Things shuld be
My uncle used to have an alarm on his Kenosha Cadillac that would go off saying, "I've been tampered with..." 😂 Loved it!
Movie name: Top Gun Maverick 2: the quest for the puke
Vectra V6 wasn't actually bad. It kinda went like the clappers for a car like that in Aus in the day but hard to come across.
It was even labelled as a Holden. The same company that returned the favour later to Vauxhall with the Monaro
I liked the Vectra. I owned 3 over the years. Enjoyed all of them
Was it three in three years though? arf
Good car and pleasant looking too. One of the most aerodynamic of its era in its class, like all the Opels and Vauxhalls from the late 80s and 90s
That perm mullet is legendary.
He looks like a cross between slim shady if slim shady was born in a coastal Australian town
Jeremy Clarkson is an awesome and hilarious man
04:55 - AH
Jeremy hosted a Robot Wars episode? I never knew that 😅
LOVED that show in the 1990s!
I bloody love Ian Hislop, the world would be a much duller place without his wit towards the realm of politics.
The nostalgia from those old transitions
5:42 Clarkson predicting 2020 lockdown
I subscribed because you support Leicester city.
@@MG-ny6jz best club in the land 🦊
In the picture of the vídeo, that young Clarkson looks like an authentic microphone
Jeremy"Pot Guts" Clarkson's unfathomable Australian hair mullet. Crikey!
I love the “Worldy” attitude of Jerome. My only claim to fame is a book by Mike Guardia called “Days of Fury”. World travel is a boon to human understanding.. Carp out
5:40 Clarkson in the 90's realises what we all now know
Yep. Sniffing out a billy BS
Why does everyone dislike him on Robot Wars? I think he was a great host.
The reason why he's not held in as high regard as the other hosts is because he was rather disparaging about some of the competitors and the show as a whole. While I agree that his style of presenting could be funny at times, he wasn't as good a host as Craig Charles or Dara who definitely had much more of a passion for it
Nah I saw the series from the start. Jezza did a great job. Particularly memorable was his introduction of *Sir Killalot* .
Craig Charles has more style and charisma.
May i say that it is scary to see Clarkson with long hair or the big Afro he had in the 80s
I dubbed it the Afro-mullet
He looked like a white Phil Lynott.
Still scary
Another person from old top gear is is the cheese lord himself James may with short hair and looking very young it weird
The time Jeremy Clarkson drove an Atom and turned him into Hugo Weaver
Who does the song at 2:47 ("I Am Bored, I Am Bored"?
He looked 50 for his entire life
Love the thumbnail photo, Jeremy looks like some forgotten 80s synth pop singer. 😆
love your profile picture too
@@incTG I am Jeremy's hair reincarnated. 😆
@@incTG My friends just call me Monty. 😆😆
Clarkson vs Johnson was insane lol
...goddamn Clarkson vs Schumacher was even better lmao
7:46 Jérémy Clarkson destroying a car that would be a collector now .
Does anyone know what episode it was where Jeremy was surfing through some channels and making faces everytime until he reaches the car he was supposed to review
I never realised he sounds quite Yorkshire in the very earliest series
Gerald in the combine has to be one of the funniest moments of all time.
Great person I really love him
Hahaha when Jeeza turns into Arnold in the atom 😂😂😂
thumbnail is top tier
I'm just reading Jezza's book Diddly Squat, Till the cows come home. It is wonderful. Entertaining and very eye opening on the world of farming.
Lol it was pretty funny watching Clarkson get absolutely roasted a few times there
Boris being called out as a liar even then!!!
He also voice acted as Lightning McQueen’s agent (Harv) in the original Cars Movie 😁
1:14 That ericsson ring tone used to drive me mad
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
*duck laughter noises*
2:49 Does anyone know what that amazing music is?!
I have driven the last Vectra model and two Insignias. In all of them the clocks were all wrong by two minutes 😅😅😅.
3:03 Whoever wrote all that on those tyres must have been from the future and thought they were writing keyword meta data for the search engine in Ali Express.
I need the video from the thumbnail , the one with the hair, does anyone happen to have a link to it?
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@@incTG thank you
The exploding car clip is wild
What Jeremy Clarkson reminds us of over the years? JOHN CLEESE
That hair has added to the quality of my life.
40 years of POWERRRR
I was in slight shock when saw Boris Johnson from the end of previous millenium.
@5:42 never have truer words been spoken
Gotta work on Top Ground Gear Force on the next one!
* work in
I miss Top Gear. That was the best show ever.
Imagine if Clarkson still had the mop of hair from the 90s.
He’d look like Brian May from Queen
Jeremy Clarkson looks like the lost bogdanoff triplet