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  • Опубліковано 23 бер 2024
  • And now it's time to do The News!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 225

  • @danieltaylor1264
    @danieltaylor1264 Місяць тому +850

    I’m not the first to arrive, but as you’d expect, I’ve done this properly

    • @TejasShelar2498
      @TejasShelar2498 Місяць тому +24

      Rubbish! 😂

    • @c0mplex564
      @c0mplex564 Місяць тому

      Daniel, you idiot!

    • @vasilaki47
      @vasilaki47 Місяць тому +8

      Ambitious, but rubbish.

    • @rampagoetech7024
      @rampagoetech7024 Місяць тому +2

      rubbish!!!

    • @user-of9hi1jn4x
      @user-of9hi1jn4x Місяць тому

      Germany Clarkson shut up Martin about cars Annabelle
      You don't like oh no cars about
      Toy Spencer for me in the 1960s
      Play Top Gear coloured stickers

  • @ekim4926
    @ekim4926 Місяць тому +238

    James' cheese analogy is perfectly spot on imo

    • @mignik01
      @mignik01 Місяць тому +1

      It's a joke and has no bearing on reality.

    • @ekim4926
      @ekim4926 Місяць тому +35

      @@mignik01But if you think about it, it made sense, Ferrari was deliberatingly holding back, or seemed to anyway, not making the 430 as good as it could be

    • @mignik01
      @mignik01 Місяць тому +2

      @@ekim4926 No. They are two different cars. One was more friendly and supposed to be an everyday Ferrari. And the other was more enthusiast focused. Cheese analogy doesn't work either because higher quality ingredients cost more

    • @AaronThornton-lm4lh
      @AaronThornton-lm4lh Місяць тому +16

      ​@@mignik01 it's not that serious 😊

    • @mignik01
      @mignik01 Місяць тому

      @@AaronThornton-lm4lh that's why I said it was a joke. You need a complete lack of understanding of markets and manufacturing to take is seriously.

  • @ProtossOP
    @ProtossOP Місяць тому +239

    It’s actually funny how in the first clip it’s only James who’s roasting the Beetle, while the other two are asking why, and several seasons later they all hate it.

    • @Dafmeister1978
      @Dafmeister1978 19 днів тому +13

      It took a while, but they saw the light.

    • @robertwood5585
      @robertwood5585 14 днів тому +3

      Seen the light

    • @danielvandersall6756
      @danielvandersall6756 13 днів тому +7

      What's hilarious to me is that Richard and James both own and love the 911 Porsche--a car made by the same man who designed the beetle, on the same chassis.

    • @23GreyFox
      @23GreyFox 3 дні тому +1

      They are Brits and the car is German, no surprise there.

  • @nickhadfield3192
    @nickhadfield3192 Місяць тому +72

    Calling Jonathon Ross (a man who pronounces his R's as W's) a 'High Ranking Celebrity' is gold

  • @Chanannagins
    @Chanannagins Місяць тому +199

    I could watch these 3 talk about anything for hours

    • @BOBO-xe6rl
      @BOBO-xe6rl Місяць тому +13

      Imagine drinking while at it

    • @Mynx-
      @Mynx- 18 днів тому

      @@BOBO-xe6rlI am actually lmao

    • @iamdb1990
      @iamdb1990 10 днів тому +1

      it was never about the cars, those three were the reason Top Gear was popular

    • @MrBirosanyi89
      @MrBirosanyi89 6 днів тому

      Same here✌🏻

  • @vladdydaddy5197
    @vladdydaddy5197 24 дні тому +44

    The synchronized "A WHAT?" KILLED me

    • @VikSymbian
      @VikSymbian 18 днів тому +2

      which minute?

    • @Luda_101
      @Luda_101 18 днів тому +4

      @@VikSymbian10:22

    • @vladdydaddy5197
      @vladdydaddy5197 18 днів тому +3

      @Luda_101 thank you, because I was NOT about to go scrub through that again lmao

  • @BosnianDragon
    @BosnianDragon Місяць тому +157

    Good news! One hour+ video is here!

    • @DLGaming2002
      @DLGaming2002 Місяць тому +13

      Great! Anyways...

    • @willambthommo
      @willambthommo Місяць тому +6

      Good news! The Dacia Sandero runs for one hour!

    • @BosnianDragon
      @BosnianDragon Місяць тому +6

      ​@@DLGaming2002 Last week...

    • @viddykhaos2896
      @viddykhaos2896 Місяць тому +1

      @@willambthommogood news! The Dacia sandero has an engine!

    • @gladwrapenjoyer1973
      @gladwrapenjoyer1973 Місяць тому +2

      @@willambthommoThat’s great! Anyway, the new 2024 Toyota Camry

  • @inspire4179
    @inspire4179 Місяць тому +86

    32:08 Jason “Baked Potato” Plato! I couldn’t stop laughing at this joke. Fell out of my chair! 🤣😂

    • @markcf83
      @markcf83 Місяць тому +4

      St Jeremy being absolutely brutal and beyond savage.

  • @TheCynicalJedi
    @TheCynicalJedi Місяць тому +43

    "I've illuminated my engine bay again and can't see where I'm going!" gets even funnier when you remember pop-up headlights used to be a thing

    • @joempoem478
      @joempoem478 11 днів тому +1

      Remember jeremy's Maserati Merac?

  • @stevemartin6423
    @stevemartin6423 Місяць тому +20

    Jeremy - What's the worse thing to step on in the middle of the night?
    James - A LANDMINE!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣 gets me everytime!

  • @mrwhiffy2045
    @mrwhiffy2045 Місяць тому +84

    And now its time to do the News!

  • @DLGaming2002
    @DLGaming2002 16 днів тому +13

    21:27
    Clarkson: He's had his teeth whitened.
    Hammond: I have not had my teeth whitened!
    C: What, they've just become white?
    H: In the same way yours have gone green!
    Hammond, this is why you're my favorite of the trio.

  • @warrcoww6717
    @warrcoww6717 20 днів тому +14

    “JAGS, LEFT!”

  • @jorgeferreira2009
    @jorgeferreira2009 14 днів тому +10

    The best part, to me, is the:
    "I went on the internet, and ive found this" ... one can only speculate on what they're showing but it's so funny ... 😂😂😂😂

    • @Bean41
      @Bean41 10 днів тому +3

      Oh but we can do more than speculate, yes the forbidden knowledge is out there

  • @KnightSeeks
    @KnightSeeks 19 днів тому +11

    5:48 I couldn't listen to what they were saying, too mesmerized by the goth girl in the back XD

  • @Terrezio
    @Terrezio 10 днів тому +7

    I wonder how the legend who shouted Top Queer is doing these days 20+ years later

  • @Payne..
    @Payne.. 15 днів тому +9

    Hammond went from well set up a rival one to no I'm not the editor of a gay website real quick lol

  • @Robi2009
    @Robi2009 24 дні тому +11

    1:03:23 - landmine bit always cracks me up xD

  • @AB2108YA
    @AB2108YA Місяць тому +42

    *Oh, Bad News*
    What
    *The Dacia Sandero Is Delayed!*

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger Місяць тому +16

      Oh No! Anyway

    • @baoquoc3710
      @baoquoc3710 19 днів тому +4

      @@RatelHBadger last week, the new Ford Mondeo finally landed in the UK and it's brilliant!

    • @AB2108YA
      @AB2108YA 17 годин тому +1

      @@baoquoc3710 super. Anyway

  • @RedJLP
    @RedJLP Місяць тому +54

    6:59
    Clarkson: There is no great person called Ken
    Me: Not then, but a few years would see the debut of Ken Block, a man who showed Gymkhana to the world and made it huge. I swear, his passing must have shook the motoring world in a similar way to Colin McRae’s

    • @thetalesofdaneandco
      @thetalesofdaneandco Місяць тому +1

      I'm a fan of Burns and Jennings.

    • @siltstridersftw
      @siltstridersftw Місяць тому +2

      It did, I told my oldest brother last year and he was shocked, his reaction was like (WHAT?!, are you serious?!)

    • @asta5907
      @asta5907 Місяць тому +7

      Replace Block with Miles and you have a truly great Racing Driver.

    • @DankEngine2005
      @DankEngine2005 Місяць тому +2

      Taken from us far too soon.

    • @thegeforce6625
      @thegeforce6625 Місяць тому +1

      Oh definitely. I’m not even into rally that much and I was just as shocked as everyone else.

  • @maccagamingx
    @maccagamingx Місяць тому +17

    Best 1h video on youtube, top gear news was so good.

  • @deathmisser85
    @deathmisser85 Місяць тому +35

    Just strange in it how at 47:40 Clarkson points out about MMXX being 2020 being in 10 years when this was 4 years ago in our time.

    • @charliesmith874
      @charliesmith874 Місяць тому +3

      And top gear didn't exist with those 3 in 2020 anymore :(
      I was looking for this comment lol

  • @davidtuttle7556
    @davidtuttle7556 28 днів тому +9

    Jeremy forgot about Ken, the Ferrari Killer, Ken Miles. How dare he forget about the Hero of the GT40.

  • @stonedmountainunicorn9532
    @stonedmountainunicorn9532 Місяць тому +16

    23:55 Amazing, even James May knows that guy's on speed will clean everything into the early hours of the morning

  • @harveykilgarriff7304
    @harveykilgarriff7304 Місяць тому +20

    17:00 so obviously free bird

    • @Bobby-Day
      @Bobby-Day  Місяць тому +6

      correct

    • @giddycadet
      @giddycadet 2 дні тому +1

      try out paradise killer by carpenter brut. it's less effective when other people are with you, but it's an extremely good driving song nonetheless. that whole genre is generally good for driving but paradise killer stands apart imo

  • @garvysgarage
    @garvysgarage 13 днів тому +4

    All roads lead to this news compilation

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo День тому +2

    53:45 okay, that one might just be the most satisfying and savage thing ever. Who else got it straight away like James?

  • @guguigugu
    @guguigugu 3 дні тому +2

    5:30 Jeremy quite accurately predicting the future

  • @johnb2127
    @johnb2127 23 дні тому +5

    Ill never stop laughing about the fact that Jeremy was right about the Subaru Impreza

  • @saltzkruber732
    @saltzkruber732 29 днів тому +10

    30:26 James is right about the cheese comparrison

  • @ATK10155
    @ATK10155 21 день тому +4

    It’s like what the Pat McAfee show has become. Good buddies who’ll roast each other into oblivion as they take on the world of their respective topics.

  • @Valigarmanda
    @Valigarmanda Місяць тому +16

    Since Jeremy asked, it's "Since you've been gone" by Rainbow.

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo День тому +1

    How to define the Top Gear Years:
    1-9 Professional Car Show
    10-15 3 Blokes Looking For A Good Laugh
    16-22 Last Of The Summer Gear

  • @spartacus778
    @spartacus778 Місяць тому +13

    The other day I went on the Internet and I found THIS

  • @tmcmagic5292
    @tmcmagic5292 26 днів тому +5

    16:12 the thing about this car is, it’s gonna be sold in Britain and they say it’s gonna cost LESS, than 19 THOUSAND POUNDS😂😂😂

  • @ladripper47874
    @ladripper47874 14 днів тому +5

    47:36 10 years in the future is now 4 years in the past

  • @saltbjorn
    @saltbjorn 15 днів тому +5

    Best driving song? Free bird

  • @MaximumRaxx
    @MaximumRaxx Місяць тому +7

    It's quite the feeling watching these, still hilarious of course but seeing the Ferrari 430 announced as a new car nearly 15 years after it was discontinued makes you feel a certain kind of old 😂

  • @MrAndyLake
    @MrAndyLake Місяць тому +5

    If F1 is supposed to be a ”drivers” competition they should all use same car model from only one manufacturer.

  • @wats77
    @wats77 Місяць тому +17

    The best Top gear / grand tour compilation maker has uploaded 😃😃.
    Keep up the amazing work 👌🏻

  • @JackieWight-lv8ir
    @JackieWight-lv8ir 19 днів тому +4

    I love my astra. Shipped it to Cyprus and 5 years later shipping it back. Bit newer than the programme though. So miss this ❤

  • @TransGalStarCatcher
    @TransGalStarCatcher Місяць тому +6

    “I don’t want the police to crack down on CO2, I want them to get my bloody television back” 😆

    • @guestc142
      @guestc142 27 днів тому +4

      He's got his priorities.

  • @petergaskin1811
    @petergaskin1811 Місяць тому +4

    The point of the £1 ticket to Glasgow is that they then charge you £5,000 to get you out of Glasgow.

  • @lorraine3674
    @lorraine3674 Місяць тому +4

    Another epic compilation by Bobby day! We salute you for all your hard work

  • @kolorado7260
    @kolorado7260 Місяць тому +13

    43:45 good thing Clarkson is not a Policemanist

  • @Thisweekingaming_
    @Thisweekingaming_ 27 днів тому +4

    47:32 they didn't know what was coming

  • @NiSiochainGanSaoirse
    @NiSiochainGanSaoirse 7 годин тому

    Top gear was more than just a show.
    It was a ritual.
    Every Sunday, my Brothers and I would visit Mum, and after an afternoon watching football together, which mum loved, and eating dinner together, we would all sit down to watch top gear.
    That was before the serious girlfriends became wives and we had families of our own.
    When mum was our main woman in our lives, and we were carefree, young and every day was an adventure.
    It's so weird watching these shows back, cos I can visualise mums front room and my Brothers all sat together, enjoying this show.
    Nostalgia is a strange feeling.

  • @TraustiGeir
    @TraustiGeir Місяць тому +1

    Why did I watch the whole thing?!
    I've got chores!

  • @scs3drg
    @scs3drg Місяць тому +2

    James Mays "my little sister".... er what!?!

  • @davidlepore4552
    @davidlepore4552 Місяць тому +2

    A manufacturer did infact patent a four stroke rotory engine, but it was actually a diesel fueled engine with a four point rotor....I'm not sure if it ever went into testing, or production...

  • @tamariskpie8242
    @tamariskpie8242 17 днів тому +2

    6:54 - clarkson predicting the he's just ken campaign

  • @gregdrinkwater9237
    @gregdrinkwater9237 Місяць тому +1

    Jeff great channel I have done a couple of rack conversions to early Holdens. I used shortened commodore racks.
    This could be a solution if you find a rack with the desired ratio and have it shortened or widened to suit so you can keep your stock steering arms and mount the rack in the correct position.
    This will save you calculating your Ackerman's angle
    Congratulations on the cars you have built reminds me of me 30 years ago in my shed building cars
    Cheers Greg Drinkwater

  • @andymcneil7085
    @andymcneil7085 23 дні тому +3

    3 fabulous entertainers.

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 28 днів тому +1

    57:26 this is a gif and I've been looking for the clip for AGES. ❤

  • @jeffreyjeffrey007
    @jeffreyjeffrey007 27 днів тому +1

    "I want claret on the pavement."
    JC

  • @davidwood6351
    @davidwood6351 Місяць тому +2

    James May looks like he has leaked out of an episode of Life on Mars

  • @Trek001
    @Trek001 8 днів тому +1

    Woah... Looking back at the early episodes, see how few people there were

  • @saulthetaxidriver6100
    @saulthetaxidriver6100 Місяць тому +2

    Im enjoying this

  • @reyasem
    @reyasem Місяць тому +1

    These 3 blokes are quite funny, they should make a show together

  • @demonkey123
    @demonkey123 Місяць тому +2

    Love your videos Ryan, but I have to disagree with you on this one based on personal experience. If I’d worn armour in my Kevlar jeans knee pocket it would have prevented the tarmac from burning through the material and a part of my knee. It would have also saved me from 6 months in hospital fighting sepsis from the infected wound. I would never consider leaving the house without my D3O now 🤔

  • @plaidshirtanomaly
    @plaidshirtanomaly 23 дні тому +1

    Also the beetle being ted Bundys car

  • @FeppyDoo
    @FeppyDoo Місяць тому +2

    Best driving song has to either be Highway to Hell or Thunderstruck both by ACDC

  • @AudioPhile
    @AudioPhile Місяць тому +1

    God James may was funny, i know the script was written by clarkson, but he always nailed it. But then watching his stuff after top gear it was always exactly his sense of humour

    • @graemeadamson7272
      @graemeadamson7272 Місяць тому

      Not sure about the script being written by JC , Richard Porter was the script editor and he is extremely funny .
      Re. Smith n Sniff (with Jonny Smith formerly of 5th Gear , who is also extremely funny ) podcasts . Check them out .

  • @rachekane
    @rachekane 6 днів тому

    This was special

  • @thecamocampaindude5167
    @thecamocampaindude5167 16 днів тому +2

    Easy:
    Panama by Van Hallen
    Gas gas gas by Initial D
    16:28

  • @neddy1287
    @neddy1287 23 дні тому +2

    That funny that Jezza said 275 people buying a new focus a day or per hour don't make sense

  • @stanleybuchan4610
    @stanleybuchan4610 25 днів тому +1

    Best driving tune...Running Down A Dream by Tom Petty.

  • @markcf83
    @markcf83 Місяць тому +2

    Some very bad news at 32:47 about the Dacia Sandero,and Captain Slow has a rant at 47:46 about the Nurburgring AND the Growler is involved.

  • @BobAbc0815
    @BobAbc0815 29 днів тому +1

    Say what you want about the Beetle, but at least the Exhaust is directed outward.

  • @Korone-sama
    @Korone-sama 14 днів тому +2

    6:58 Meanwhile Ken Miles:....

  • @ObviouslyKieran
    @ObviouslyKieran 7 днів тому +1

    Hammond used to be so much more savage in the first few series'.

  • @markyamaguchi9571
    @markyamaguchi9571 Місяць тому +1

    I wonder why they didn't want to point out that ken the head designer of pininfarina for Ferrari is ken okuyama a Japanese man. But when i did find this out i too was surprised and a little disappointed 🧐

  • @mainruss
    @mainruss Місяць тому +1

    How incontinent are the British? Greyhounds have bogs, but the last time I took one was a 15hr trip. Could have driven it in 12 hrs, but I was picking up a car. So couldn't really drive down.

  • @faisaladi4822
    @faisaladi4822 4 дні тому

    30:30 "why are you on this program?" is crazy

  • @Thisweekingaming_
    @Thisweekingaming_ 27 днів тому +2

    45:08 today thats Birmingham

  • @BuffaloBlueBear
    @BuffaloBlueBear Місяць тому +3

    I miss old top gear and these three. thanks bbc for fucking ruining it and then killing it off

  • @mog7501
    @mog7501 Місяць тому

    56:54 Does anyone know what theyre referring to when Hammond and May are teasing Clarkson for the capital punishment comment?

    • @luke1102
      @luke1102 29 днів тому

      ua-cam.com/video/BOUK5GMHAaQ/v-deo.htmlsi=zsUnHFFl0VyGxxzw

    • @SatyavratWagle
      @SatyavratWagle 27 днів тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ku6E-af22mU/v-deo.html

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo День тому

      Yes.
      Several days before this show was recorded Jeremy went on the One Show, a British light entertainment program that looks at news and other stories. Basically daytime housewives tv. Anyway they were on about The Junior Doctors Strike, which was happening at the time. And all three people (Jezza and the two hosts) unanimously supported the Doctors. However Jeremy then pointed out that because the BBC is supposed to be completely impartial they need to have an opinion from the other side, and swiftly said they they should all be shot.
      OFCOM, which is a body that monitors tv and broadcast media, reviewed the matter at the time this show was recorded which is why Rich and James are trying to get him to double down and make his standing clear.
      Jeremy was later cleared on the basis that, essentially, it was a joke. This is why in a later episode (the one before the Rally Cross Race) where he talks about how Rich cheated in the race and wanted an independent assessment, he talks about using OFCOM.
      Hope this helps.

    • @mog7501
      @mog7501 11 годин тому

      ​@@DrewSavoDude thanks so much, appreciate the context, I don't think I couldn't find it researching on my own haha

  • @james007bond
    @james007bond 22 дні тому +1

    Best Driving song Nightcrawlers Push the feeling on.

  • @guguigugu
    @guguigugu 3 дні тому +1

    when 15k was an expensive car

  • @MrGavload
    @MrGavload 23 дні тому +2

    The good old days

  • @WilliamTurk
    @WilliamTurk День тому

    1:02:45 The proportions on Hot Wheels are exaggerated somewhat so that the defining features are more prominent. This means a full scale car based on a Hot Wheels model will look different from the car the Hot Wheels model is based on.

  • @AMP_34
    @AMP_34 Місяць тому +2

    Bobby Day the GOATTTT

  • @mbtenjoyer9487
    @mbtenjoyer9487 Місяць тому +4

    Great news!

    • @RedJLP
      @RedJLP Місяць тому +2

      Whot?!

    • @Valigarmanda
      @Valigarmanda Місяць тому

      @@RedJLP It's the dacia sandeiro

    • @RedJLP
      @RedJLP Місяць тому

      @@Valigarmanda Great! Anyway…

  • @TheEvilHippy91
    @TheEvilHippy91 Місяць тому +2

    The good ol' days when BBC had something good on.

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo День тому

    54:40 okay I thought that James and Jeremy were just playing it up, but I’ve looked into it and they’re both right: all three of those serial killers drove those exact cars. One of those little facts that’s not really gonna be of any practical use,but it’s interesting to know.

  • @johnnyloco11
    @johnnyloco11 Місяць тому +4

    watching this I'm struck b how obsessed Clarkson was with gay people. A little too obsessed 😜

  • @TeoZMuff313
    @TeoZMuff313 26 днів тому +1

    Anyone else had the Nvidia video graphics cards running in SLI to get max fps on this game

  • @maxwill1
    @maxwill1 25 днів тому +1

    Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaseeee mooooooreee

  • @zegamerz1980
    @zegamerz1980 12 днів тому

    Best song for driving to work? AC/DC - Highway To Hell

  • @user-fl9in2xi7c
    @user-fl9in2xi7c 5 днів тому

    32:47 Dacia feaver!

  • @92KSharp
    @92KSharp Місяць тому

    Gentleman and ladies, what is your favorite episode? Between Top Gear & The Grand Tour. Mine is between the African Special with 2nd hand estate cars, Mongolia special with “John”, and camper van special.

  • @user-fl9in2xi7c
    @user-fl9in2xi7c 5 днів тому

    20:58 Damn!

  • @harrymcandrew1447
    @harrymcandrew1447 5 днів тому

    4:19

  • @mikehart4083
    @mikehart4083 28 днів тому +2

    How is you can publish a Top Gear video which is over an hour. Without the BBC telling you to take it down ?

  • @Jason_The_Stooge
    @Jason_The_Stooge 12 днів тому

    1:10:27 that hits hard

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 28 днів тому

    17:11

  • @graemeadamson7272
    @graemeadamson7272 Місяць тому +2

    Yep totally agree with James about beetles , I loathe them . Probably the worst vehicle I have ever had the misfortune to have travelled in/on . Totally over-rated , massively under-powered with hideous styling and abysmal handling .
    Pants , in my humble opinion .

  • @sandylee6615
    @sandylee6615 3 дні тому

    Is it just me or is the video really quiet?

  • @rosalinenixon923
    @rosalinenixon923 3 дні тому

    57:51

  • @grahamsowerby6087
    @grahamsowerby6087 Місяць тому +1

    This is the real top gear! BBC TAKE NOTE!