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  • @TopGear
    @TopGear  4 роки тому +1707

    Want to see more from Top Gear? Here's a track battle between a fire engine and an ambulance: ua-cam.com/video/c1YTFZ73O6E/v-deo.html

  • @dasc0yne
    @dasc0yne 4 роки тому +30734

    So it's a wheelchair with armor.

    • @AmberMetallicScorpion
      @AmberMetallicScorpion 4 роки тому +1355

      silver chariot's new requiem form

    • @jusk2ru
      @jusk2ru 4 роки тому +188

      @WHATS YOURSOC You must be a fun guy at parties.

    • @rtxkujo3455
      @rtxkujo3455 4 роки тому +122

      AmberMetalicScorpion NANI A JOJO REFERANCE

    • @AmberMetallicScorpion
      @AmberMetallicScorpion 4 роки тому +120

      @@rtxkujo3455 of course, after all. This post was made by me, DIO

    • @kpe6600
      @kpe6600 4 роки тому +7

      WHATS YOURSOC u are probably inbred

  • @sean..L
    @sean..L 3 роки тому +4974

    Finally, a car that you can wear.

  • @johnmorgan4368
    @johnmorgan4368 5 років тому +13302

    It's basically a cross between a riding lawnmower and an Iron Man suit.

    • @FiveofEyes
      @FiveofEyes 5 років тому +308

      The Mark 1 Mower

    • @Finzun
      @Finzun 5 років тому +162

      IronMower 3000

    • @paveldaddy
      @paveldaddy 5 років тому +69

      Except it looks like a complete deathtrap💀💀💀

    • @altros__
      @altros__ 5 років тому +32

      R2-d2?

    • @rumbei6944
      @rumbei6944 5 років тому +8

      John Morgan r/underratedcomments

  • @kiprasdainovskis5495
    @kiprasdainovskis5495 2 роки тому +633

    7:11 that smile he gives while demonstrating the power of his creation deserves to be preserved in a museum

  • @funniestpigeon6214
    @funniestpigeon6214 4 роки тому +5563

    When you crash in this car your bones don’t break, they shatter.

    • @jacksonjolley6187
      @jacksonjolley6187 3 роки тому +32

      Jamaica we have a bobsled team.

    • @MasterChef-ux3gk
      @MasterChef-ux3gk 3 роки тому +6

      @@jacksonjolley6187 yessir :)

    • @armonmosadegh5356
      @armonmosadegh5356 3 роки тому +11

      @@jacksonjolley6187 I'm going to watch this movie now holy crap that really was a good movie

    • @florians9949
      @florians9949 3 роки тому +4

      If I have a carcrash with that car, my bones are the last of my worries.

    • @surzaw3987
      @surzaw3987 3 роки тому +4

      @@armonmosadegh5356 I remember watching that movie in class in 7th grade it was fucking great

  • @DeadPollo
    @DeadPollo 4 роки тому +12453

    Imagine being stuck in traffic and being surpassed by this thing

  • @zyanidwarfare5634
    @zyanidwarfare5634 2 роки тому +2908

    I love how as he drove around, he always had a ton of traffic behind him

    • @johnlucas2838
      @johnlucas2838 2 роки тому +148

      They're either watching the guy in awe or in terror.

    • @carguy1697
      @carguy1697 2 роки тому +239

      The three idiots literally terrorize The Uk in every episode and it’s the best

    • @timwarriner38
      @timwarriner38 Рік тому +6

      Not as much as a Renault Twizy though let's be honest.

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti Рік тому +46

      ​@@Jamespuckett19dyoutube? Whats your age bro? You know what cable television means? Lol

    • @stevefilms1997
      @stevefilms1997 Рік тому +8

      @@Jamespuckett19d his speed isn’t that slow, they’re limited by the speed limit anyway.

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 2 роки тому +2689

    For anyone not aware a P45 is a form given to you by an employer when he fires you 😭 lol

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 Рік тому +62

      ooh

    • @gg2324
      @gg2324 Рік тому +63

      James may has had a lot of p45 then

    • @MrSupercar55
      @MrSupercar55 Рік тому +70

      Yeah. With Clarkson fired, that cliche aged well.

    • @buttnutt
      @buttnutt Рік тому +29

      ​@MrSupercar55 and the wider public "fired" Top Gear as a thing they watch lol
      Wasn't a smart move was it?

    • @rdt1104
      @rdt1104 Рік тому +3

      Is that before the UB40 form?

  • @jacobbahr9316
    @jacobbahr9316 3 роки тому +3590

    4:28 I love how even in his fear, he instinctively recognises makes and models

    • @floatingnecc4842
      @floatingnecc4842 3 роки тому +37

      What top geer does to a mf

    • @Kalash74
      @Kalash74 3 роки тому +235

      i mean everyone can recognise the citroen picasso, its the ugliest car on the road

    • @munchaking1896
      @munchaking1896 2 роки тому +83

      Ahhh a VAN

    • @Servantofthearts
      @Servantofthearts 2 роки тому +6

      @@Kalash74 I cant

    • @Kalash74
      @Kalash74 2 роки тому +6

      @@Servantofthearts damn

  • @UndercookTheOnions
    @UndercookTheOnions 4 роки тому +5476

    0:35
    Hammond: You're gonna test a car that you built?
    Clarkson: 𝓨𝓮𝓼.

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 4 роки тому +183

      That's perfect. Also, 1:51 for a Top Tier "yes" 6:24

    • @tunkunrunk
      @tunkunrunk 4 роки тому +32

      Mister Bean would have been a good test pilot

    • @loganwilkens973
      @loganwilkens973 4 роки тому +36

      BRITISH YES
      BRITISH YES

    • @-.-3417
      @-.-3417 4 роки тому +9

      And despite jeremy built that he still crushed less time thaht hammond

    • @lessons_in_tanya
      @lessons_in_tanya 3 роки тому +7

      it sounded like he burped as he was saying it

  • @giftycustom5560
    @giftycustom5560 4 роки тому +6236

    "I'm barely seeing any traffic at all"
    Sir, you are the traffic

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 2 роки тому +894

    Jeremy getting too scared driving the P-45 on the highway and taking up a coach’s wheelchair compartment just to get into town easier is the most Jeremy Clarkson move of all time, in every sense

    • @blargcoster
      @blargcoster Місяць тому

      I'm willing to bet they rented out the coach.

  • @RedneckSith
    @RedneckSith 5 років тому +7041

    If he'd painted it red, it would've been faster.

    • @greypilgrim228
      @greypilgrim228 5 років тому +251

      Arr youz anudda Ork den??? Evry Ork nooos red onezz go fastaa!!!!

    • @mdil2106
      @mdil2106 5 років тому +221

      He should also add flames

    • @daniele0375
      @daniele0375 5 років тому +34

      @@greypilgrim228 i was about to reply that lol

    • @romantezrovsky
      @romantezrovsky 5 років тому +24

      Qmd and a vtec sticker as well

    • @spiddoodle
      @spiddoodle 5 років тому +37

      no... it'll be 3 times faster

  • @Arstotzkan_Government
    @Arstotzkan_Government 4 роки тому +3148

    Everyone: who do you think is the best transformer?
    Me:

    • @naejin
      @naejin 4 роки тому +33

      Seriously, this doesn't seem so far off to becoming Spike's Exo-Suit.

    • @Cent_Reviews
      @Cent_Reviews 3 роки тому +14

      No joke someone in a discord server I’m in 3D printed a transformer of this

    • @flameconvoy7424
      @flameconvoy7424 3 роки тому +5

      He’s tankor from beast wars

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 роки тому

      Clarkson.

    • @johnnyh6355
      @johnnyh6355 3 роки тому +7

      Clarksontron

  • @saketatreya8607
    @saketatreya8607 4 роки тому +11027

    Women: Men with big cars are overcompensating
    Jeremy:

    • @Misha-dr9rh
      @Misha-dr9rh 4 роки тому +77

      @@michelleobama3013 Care to elaborate your reasoning for that insult?

    • @michelleobama3013
      @michelleobama3013 4 роки тому +5

      Misha600 what do you care?

    • @michelleobama3013
      @michelleobama3013 4 роки тому +2

      Santa Claus stop harassing me, Jesus christ

    • @bullet996
      @bullet996 4 роки тому +105

      @@michelleobama3013 you got called out bro so answer the man

    • @pontiff7322
      @pontiff7322 4 роки тому +126

      @@michelleobama3013 he clearly is just asking a question, stop being such an oversensitive little wimp just because you made a mistake online. Nobody really cares. You'd fade out of memory in like 50 seconds replaced by some generic animal video if you didn't act like a child. right now you are essentially shining a great big spotlight on yourself going "LOOK AT ME, I'M ANGRY AND SHAMEFUL ALSO DON'T PICK ON ME" 4/10 misguided and sad, lacks the gall of a troll & has the cohesiveness of an old lunatic yelling at clouds

  • @user-catwithvideocam
    @user-catwithvideocam Рік тому +252

    3:55 "Discreetly, I squirted the difference into a bin"

    • @matthwe3468
      @matthwe3468 6 місяців тому +35

      And then someone threw a lit cigarette in.....

  • @AntoniusDace1278
    @AntoniusDace1278 3 роки тому +2890

    Today on Top Gear: Jeremy turns himself into a Dalek.

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat 3 роки тому +62

      Now I want to see a Jeremy Clarkson getting himself stuck in a Dalek shell in Doctor Who...
      Seems like the sort of thing he'd do by accident.

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 3 роки тому +2

      @Adenosine is a heck of a drug No, that's you. lol

    • @jctu186
      @jctu186 3 роки тому +13

      Hammond uses a bidet
      And James cant find his tv license

    • @Edible_edibility
      @Edible_edibility 3 роки тому +2

      His voice sounds from transformer

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 3 роки тому +3

      The only Dalek he would fit in is one of those New Paradigm Daleks, which i wouldn’t put it past the bbc or Steven moffat to have destroyed them all since they failed.

  • @pjnugent8198
    @pjnugent8198 4 роки тому +3161

    Love him or loathe him Jeremy is absolutely brilliant. Miss the old top gear.

    • @user-.--.-
      @user-.--.- 4 роки тому +14

      I'm with hammond and may; Jezza is a crazy old crackpot

    • @pjnugent8198
      @pjnugent8198 4 роки тому +38

      gregthesmarmy207. Crazy but brilliant. Jeremy is the glue.

    • @pjnugent8198
      @pjnugent8198 4 роки тому +16

      foamontheturf. And never will be. I dont care who presents it.

    • @gabemusicofficial5448
      @gabemusicofficial5448 4 роки тому +6

      foamonthesurf have you watched the grand tour on amazon

    • @pjnugent8198
      @pjnugent8198 4 роки тому

      Don't hav Amazon unfortunately.

  • @mediumyeet
    @mediumyeet 6 років тому +3991

    Untapped meme potential

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 6 років тому +10

      No!

    • @Shinyarc
      @Shinyarc 5 років тому +59

      Zavier Barker Top Gear/Grand Tour has way too many memes about it and I love that

    • @rumbei6944
      @rumbei6944 5 років тому +31

      2:13
      Me
      All my problems

    • @oikura
      @oikura 5 років тому +1

      Still untapped www

    • @guyofminimalimportance7
      @guyofminimalimportance7 5 років тому +2

      It currently has 19.7 thousand likes on Reddit.

  • @michaelnaron481
    @michaelnaron481 Рік тому +410

    All jokes aside I really do love this idea. Also I do think it's cool to fill up without even getting out of your car.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 Рік тому +11

      It tips very easily. A foldable ebike is more practical.

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran Рік тому +9

      @@Cobalt985 Or a motorcycle. Even a little pocket rocket is less dumb than this thing :D

    • @hugegamer5988
      @hugegamer5988 Рік тому +3

      @@Tasarran yes, a motorcycle would be better. But one with a side car better still. Then all it needs is another steerable wheel in front of the side car.

    • @gmoroder
      @gmoroder Рік тому +8

      @@hugegamer5988 For weather protection, let's add a roof! And if it's going to have a roof, you might as well add doors too!

    • @angelg7120
      @angelg7120 Рік тому +1

      The smart…

  • @AdonisAmarante
    @AdonisAmarante 4 роки тому +4455

    That car is perfect for the COVID-19 situation we are in right now.
    Jeremy is a visionary.

    • @carlsaganlives6086
      @carlsaganlives6086 4 роки тому +26

      Ambulatory 'sport' mask,indeed.

    • @birdape5033
      @birdape5033 4 роки тому +141

      Sometimes he genius is almost frightening

    • @incogcheeto9322
      @incogcheeto9322 4 роки тому +11

      This was filmed 7 years ago.

    • @Lavourrin
      @Lavourrin 4 роки тому +1

      I gave you a like so you can have 666 likes.

    • @QF99
      @QF99 4 роки тому +2

      1k like lol

  • @crevice5369
    @crevice5369 5 років тому +5873

    imagine how awful a persons body would look after an accident in this

    • @Bushwhackerdk
      @Bushwhackerdk 5 років тому +171

      Oh god

    • @stevenshipman6290
      @stevenshipman6290 4 роки тому +301

      What body?

    • @patrykdabrowski1154
      @patrykdabrowski1154 4 роки тому +51

      You ruined my day

    • @bobmalone3726
      @bobmalone3726 4 роки тому +141

      I mean for one you go so slowly that ‘crashing’ into a tree or similar obstacle would be the equivalent of falling off your bike and you’re so small it would be considered an achievement to be hit by an actual vehicle.

    • @crevice5369
      @crevice5369 4 роки тому +19

      @@bobmalone3726 not sure were you get that impression from but okay

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 5 років тому +3090

    "it'll be completely unbiased as you shall see."
    **30 seconds later**
    "Edit that out"

    • @jawadahmad7005
      @jawadahmad7005 5 років тому +39

      Also 'having determined that my car was faultless on the track, I proceeded to the public road'

    • @u.h.forum.
      @u.h.forum. 5 років тому +3

      Good

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 5 років тому +1

      xD

    • @tristanjun8530
      @tristanjun8530 5 років тому

      "just cut the cameras"

  • @markavellimedina2857
    @markavellimedina2857 Рік тому +257

    1:09 Did he smack his face on the glass when he hit that bump lmao 🤣

  • @jonathand.t.5051
    @jonathand.t.5051 3 роки тому +664

    "Its a quiet day! I see no traffic at all!"
    *literal centipede of cars behind him*

  • @redstonecasey4713
    @redstonecasey4713 3 роки тому +1198

    3:30 If I was at the petrol station and saw a man in some sort of riding mower/spacesuit hybrid shove the pump nozzle into his crotch, I would look for a different pump.

  • @Blitz32051
    @Blitz32051 4 роки тому +4259

    3:34 "Damn I only have a 1.7 liter fuel tank" made me die of laughter

    • @cozyjuu2740
      @cozyjuu2740 4 роки тому +48

      WHATS YOURSOC you are totally cooked

    • @d283jdsk2
      @d283jdsk2 4 роки тому +33

      @WHATS YOURSOC what you smokin bro?

    • @jonathanjimson7069
      @jonathanjimson7069 3 роки тому +20

      1.7? My car is only 1.5, let alone 1.7.

    • @benhislop1458
      @benhislop1458 3 роки тому +54

      It says something about a country when there’s a minimum limit in what you can buy

    • @CrudeConduct666
      @CrudeConduct666 3 роки тому +58

      In US you can say "yo put 3 cents on pump 5" or what have you. Fuckin minimum limit WTH is that jive

  • @JoeCrafts123
    @JoeCrafts123 7 місяців тому +63

    0:11 Hammond’s look of disbelief is immaculate.

  • @bhsmiler0871
    @bhsmiler0871 5 років тому +807

    Some say that Clarkson’s screams can still be heard if you drive on the A3

    • @riclee371
      @riclee371 5 років тому +21

      and some say you hear occasional 'ow's on roads

    • @kineticgaming5340
      @kineticgaming5340 4 роки тому +12

      R&D Gaming and “A LOT OF POO SHOT OUT THERE”

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher 4 роки тому +1

      Oh that's what that noise is 🤣

    • @therealvbw
      @therealvbw 4 роки тому +3

      Can confirm.

  • @benhislop1458
    @benhislop1458 3 роки тому +1218

    Jeremy, “Im going to be completely unbiased as you shall see.”
    Also Jeremy, “I invented the greatest car in the world.”

  • @alextsianakas
    @alextsianakas 4 роки тому +787

    Welcome to bottom gear, mates

    • @AceTheEgg
      @AceTheEgg 4 роки тому +80

      T'night on Bottom Gear
      Jeremy drives a silent electrical car
      Hammond uses a fucking toilet
      and James commits arson.

    • @onlinefriend3889
      @onlinefriend3889 3 роки тому +14

      Today we will be reviewing one of the kin vehicles that has about 2.3 ghz revving engine goes up to idk 88mm per every time i find a proper job in today's economy

    • @lilfrxd2825
      @lilfrxd2825 3 роки тому +7

      Tody on medium gear, what happens when taste exhoost foome

    • @eggscalaber7203
      @eggscalaber7203 3 роки тому +4

      This afternoon on I’m sponsored gear

    • @reimufumo4465
      @reimufumo4465 3 роки тому +3

      @@lilfrxd2825 k I'll have a whiff

  • @Houd_Vast
    @Houd_Vast Рік тому +97

    2:09 and then there’s the cars behind him. Such funny and brilliant editing 😂 love it

  • @MangoMouse1604
    @MangoMouse1604 4 роки тому +869

    Imagine shopping, and then seeing Jeremy Clarkson backing out of an elevator in a P45 saying “beep beep”

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster 3 роки тому +46

      I'd be like "what the fuck is this lunatic doing announcing beeps in some Frankenstein tiny bike-car thing."
      Then I see it's Clarkson and shrug.

    • @stonexl
      @stonexl 3 роки тому +11

      Just another day in London.

    • @pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065
      @pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065 3 роки тому +1

      I would do something shocking, take a selfie with him

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 2 роки тому +4

      I'll say "nice mobility scooter there"

    • @kumomeme7852
      @kumomeme7852 2 роки тому +7

      honestly i want to see Mr.Bean ride this.

  • @alexthegam3r
    @alexthegam3r 8 років тому +2501

    Comes with satellite system
    *pulls out phone* XD

    • @TREX320
      @TREX320 8 років тому +41

      500 pounds satellite navigation - iPhone LOLOL

    • @chongjunxiang3002
      @chongjunxiang3002 6 років тому +9

      Police come and hand you a ticket.

    • @ThatGuyWithSomeSubs
      @ThatGuyWithSomeSubs 6 років тому +1

      AlexTheGamer 5ikr

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 5 років тому +2

      @@TREX320 when shitty iphones were 500 quid not 1500 they are today

    • @cyprianz9793
      @cyprianz9793 5 років тому +1

      This episode was amazing 😁

  • @crashwebb4715
    @crashwebb4715 3 роки тому +986

    I feel like an optimized version of this would be hella fun to drive

    • @esterhudson5104
      @esterhudson5104 3 роки тому +16

      Me too, I’d get one…

    • @Matt-lc8qt
      @Matt-lc8qt 2 роки тому +44

      They sort of already exist. They're known as "Cabin cars" and you can get them in road legal versions.

    • @Sue_Me_Too
      @Sue_Me_Too 2 роки тому +2

      Or a 4 wheeler

    • @va8157
      @va8157 2 роки тому +1

      Look up toyota i road

    • @wzx6x6z6w
      @wzx6x6z6w 2 роки тому +1

      Try Fiat

  • @NeedForSpeed.2004
    @NeedForSpeed.2004 2 роки тому +12

    “I discretely squirted the difference into a bin.”
    Moments later, some chap flicks a cigarette into the bin.

  • @Heavenpotato123
    @Heavenpotato123 8 років тому +2581

    Looks like the blue stripes have just given the car another 50hp

  • @nitroxwolf2098
    @nitroxwolf2098 8 років тому +3186

    It's like a mobile knight, all it needs is a sword.

  • @rareskeletor5405
    @rareskeletor5405 8 років тому +728

    In Finland, some guys drove a 50cc car inside a mall. When someone called the police, they just said that the rules of the mall didn't say that you couldn't drive a car in there. And they were right. If I remember correctly, they didn't get any tickets or anything like that.

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 6 років тому +28

      But remember, England

    • @awesomefan935
      @awesomefan935 6 років тому +15

      He was probably asked to leave though

    • @stayfrosty6290
      @stayfrosty6290 5 років тому +3

      When that guy in DOJ that roleplays as a cop starts to role-play as a criminal:

    • @hedgeearthridge6807
      @hedgeearthridge6807 5 років тому +3

      Sounds like something that would happen in Finland. LOL

    • @Thesa4mppa
      @Thesa4mppa 5 років тому +4

      They were only suspected of minor traffic violations, probably worth it
      www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000000873514.html

  • @majorl2246
    @majorl2246 Рік тому +156

    Clarkson: “Edit that out!”
    Editor: *leaves it in*

    • @gr8hax
      @gr8hax Рік тому +4

      It handles bumps very well.

    • @DrYeet2704
      @DrYeet2704 Рік тому +4

      “HAMMOND!”

  • @trainlover16
    @trainlover16 4 роки тому +3678

    All jokes aside, I actually think this is a very novel car. I genuinely think Jeremy could have convinced the people on dragon’s den to put this car into production had his speech to them been more persuasive.

    • @MrImpossiblyStupid
      @MrImpossiblyStupid 3 роки тому +35

      I dunno about that one b0ss

    • @jasgjasg8208
      @jasgjasg8208 3 роки тому +43

      U must have come from set 8 lad

    • @tee2567
      @tee2567 3 роки тому +82

      @@MrImpossiblyStupid Hehe yeah. He's intentionally being silly, obviously, but the peel is obviously better in every way. Or just an e-bike with the right clothing. Maybe that's the Dragon's Den take-away: a suit of clothes that lets you bike or e-bike in any weather...

    • @yellowcactustvz4929
      @yellowcactustvz4929 3 роки тому +6

      I would have so much fun pitching that

    • @jakenbake4555
      @jakenbake4555 3 роки тому +7

      I agree..the small ultralight frame AHH IT DID IT AGIAN

  • @Lua_iqova
    @Lua_iqova 6 років тому +821

    "Barely seeing any traffic at all"
    2:11

  • @alexander_strachan
    @alexander_strachan 3 роки тому +380

    7:26 - I love how he said "baby children" in the most Clarkson way possible.

  • @notmr.niceguy216
    @notmr.niceguy216 Рік тому +37

    If bottle caps are making him loose control like that I can imagine what a deer can do.

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon Місяць тому +1

      probably gets snagged on the antlers and dragged through half a forest

  • @microTrash28
    @microTrash28 3 роки тому +326

    (Lorry passes by)
    “OHHHHHH, A LOT OF POO SHOT OUT THEN!”
    You’ve gotta love this man.

  • @jacobvandynhoven7501
    @jacobvandynhoven7501 4 роки тому +1443

    Imagine someone throwing a cigarette in that trash can

    • @heyitsmeyourdadv1986
      @heyitsmeyourdadv1986 4 роки тому +45

      Death

    • @a.b.8080
      @a.b.8080 4 роки тому +143

      They didn't really pour that in. If I remember correctly it was a soda they actually poured in.

    • @heyitsmeyourdadv1986
      @heyitsmeyourdadv1986 4 роки тому +3

      @@a.b.8080 soda?

    • @a.b.8080
      @a.b.8080 4 роки тому +195

      @@heyitsmeyourdadv1986 cola or ice tea, I forgot. It was a behind the scenes episode or interview. The scene where you can actually see liquid going in the bin, that's thankfully not actually gasoline.
      God that'd be irresponsible. They occasionally do some stupid stuff, but not that stupid.

    • @heyitsmeyourdadv1986
      @heyitsmeyourdadv1986 4 роки тому +2

      @@a.b.8080 It can be scary tho

  • @ChubbsRN
    @ChubbsRN 8 років тому +1496

    "Coach is better than a train. Fewer diseases on a coach."
    ROFL this scene is such a classic.

    • @TheFaveteLinguis
      @TheFaveteLinguis 7 років тому +2

      Don't get it. Not english, so explain please.

    • @iloveiran3973
      @iloveiran3973 7 років тому +14

      Because sick people and healthy people get stuffed together on the train.

    • @TheFaveteLinguis
      @TheFaveteLinguis 7 років тому +1

      Thank you.

    • @drEmulatorMadmax
      @drEmulatorMadmax 7 років тому +3

      sick people should be forced to cover their mouths

    • @edstirling
      @edstirling 7 років тому +3

      do they make the sick people ride on the upper deck of the coach?

  • @7thsealord888
    @7thsealord888 Місяць тому +3

    I look at this and I think, "Jeremy Clarkson has finally become a Dalek."

  • @Satrumt
    @Satrumt 4 роки тому +6026

    imagine this car after colliding with a 300 ton train

    • @zevixohone
      @zevixohone 4 роки тому +100

      No thanks lol

    • @crusaderchris5441
      @crusaderchris5441 4 роки тому +1026

      That poor train would be destroyed

    • @floridaman3487
      @floridaman3487 4 роки тому +197

      What car?

    • @floridaman3487
      @floridaman3487 4 роки тому +46

      I said that because it’s smol so it would be disintegrated faster

    • @wilczur5854
      @wilczur5854 4 роки тому +48

      Imagine driver of this car after colliding with train.

  • @elementalgamer0732
    @elementalgamer0732 3 роки тому +340

    4:50 Yes, I too crap my pants when I see a semi pass by while driving the equivilant of a go kart on the freeway.

    • @snakezase2998
      @snakezase2998 3 роки тому +22

      Go karts are faster

    • @risingstar9903
      @risingstar9903 2 роки тому +10

      It is much scarier when there’s 2 semi truck each on your left and right

  • @spoonface4508
    @spoonface4508 5 років тому +5255

    I doubt that 90% of the things in this video are even legal

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 5 років тому +105

      Shut up

    • @thomas3793
      @thomas3793 5 років тому +240

      Spoon Face they say it’s legal in the video

    • @krukblood-axe3649
      @krukblood-axe3649 5 років тому +7

      @SHARKMAN 9854 no u

    • @finnthehu200
      @finnthehu200 5 років тому +94

      @@thomas3793 I wonder if it's legal to drive a car on the sidewalk?

    • @gilesreambonanza2863
      @gilesreambonanza2863 5 років тому +26

      Wait, what's the other 10%?

  • @eezokk
    @eezokk 21 день тому +1

    The visual gag of all the cars behind him as he piddles along is hilarious

  • @adamatkinson2728
    @adamatkinson2728 5 років тому +488

    "the birth of the future"
    Also him-
    "OOOoOOoWww!!!!!!!"
    HeLP MeeeeEE!!!!"

    • @johnfoltz8183
      @johnfoltz8183 5 років тому +6

      With my face already on the windshield.

  • @chandlerbing5420
    @chandlerbing5420 5 років тому +798

    They should have given it to stig for a lap 😂

    • @deathzoom9860
      @deathzoom9860 5 років тому +7

      It would've been too fast!

    • @hazzaknox1069
      @hazzaknox1069 5 років тому +3

      @Alex Davies you wouldn't need a helmet thanks to the p45's excellent, umm... euro ncap safety rating...
      Ahhhh... but I know what you are thinking, if he doesn't have a helmet on, his identity will be revealed. Thankfully, for just £275, you can fit privacy on the windscreen to make sure no one sees your identity at all :-)

    • @Preserbius
      @Preserbius 4 роки тому +1

      @Alex Davies If Clarkson's head fits, what wouldn't?

    • @jdpragmatic8644
      @jdpragmatic8644 2 роки тому

      Well they did give him an ambulance version of it to drive. It didn’t go so well.

  • @Kriegter
    @Kriegter 3 роки тому +420

    Jeremy: I swear it's good
    Jeremy when he hits a tiny bump: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @ardaakin2658
    @ardaakin2658 2 роки тому +10

    2:08 alonso backing everyone up starting from p8 at monaco gp 2022

  • @chrisiyo_2017
    @chrisiyo_2017 5 років тому +525

    The "Clarkson P45" looks like the Stig, if he was a Car

    • @kevinprior3549
      @kevinprior3549 4 роки тому +19

      Some say he does mobility shopping in a P45 and that has a general hatred for caravans and motorbikes... all we know is he's not the Stig but he is Stig's elderly cousin

    • @MDDeGrande1994
      @MDDeGrande1994 4 роки тому +3

      Yes, if The Stig was James May.
      Or is he?

    • @Captain_Yorkie1
      @Captain_Yorkie1 4 роки тому +6

      Some say the stig can transform into a car.

    • @WCGreeny
      @WCGreeny 4 роки тому +1

      Except the Stig is much faster.

    • @jerisvfx9753
      @jerisvfx9753 4 роки тому

      No
      ItS tHe StIgS sLoW cOuSIN

  • @soup5344
    @soup5344 4 роки тому +401

    Normal Vehicle: *Exists within the visible range of this armored go-kart.*
    Jeremy: *Confused screaming*

  • @wipout1
    @wipout1 8 років тому +2313

    After Star Wars, R2D2 had to be repurposed

  • @Martin12garcia
    @Martin12garcia 11 місяців тому +9

    2:11 "I barely see any traffic at all" Yes, I wonder where all the traffic will be

  • @zeropianozeronetwork4107
    @zeropianozeronetwork4107 5 років тому +1950

    “there’s hardly any traffic at all!”
    *looks behind him and see’s a long line of cars wanting to get past him*

    • @magpiemorris4054
      @magpiemorris4054 5 років тому +75

      Im glad you explained that for us XD

    • @Jaburu
      @Jaburu 5 років тому +5

      wait. I learned responding that:
      swooooooooosh

    • @hsvr
      @hsvr 5 років тому +8

      Zeropiano /Zero Network yeah we saw the video

    • @Ben-cx5qp
      @Ben-cx5qp 5 років тому +9

      Thanks I didn't understand that bit

    • @oscars4608
      @oscars4608 5 років тому +11

      Cheers that made no sense before you posted that comment

  • @ek6648
    @ek6648 4 роки тому +1090

    "Coach is good, coach is better then the train."
    "Fewer diseases on a coach."
    -Jeremy Clarkson

  • @10Zissou10
    @10Zissou10 8 років тому +1010

    Jeremy eventually received a different type of P45...

    • @JunaidJDM
      @JunaidJDM 8 років тому +9

      Lol

    • @ronk7285
      @ronk7285 8 років тому +18

      I don't understand

    • @mickystormont
      @mickystormont 8 років тому +147

      its a form you get when your sacked from your employer}

    • @katari91
      @katari91 8 років тому +35

      They did do worse. They got Chris Evans. Fortunatly he's now gone.

    • @aalamahmad6677
      @aalamahmad6677 7 років тому

      katari91 the show still isn't any better

  • @anthonyorque
    @anthonyorque 2 роки тому +25

    In 2022, 3:45 hit different ⛽️

  • @CamWooster
    @CamWooster 5 років тому +1040

    You tip over in that thing and your arms are GONE

    • @Snyde91
      @Snyde91 5 років тому +44

      The guards above his shoulders stick out further than his arms. Shouldn't be too bad

    • @zosqi
      @zosqi 5 років тому +12

      @@Snyde91 They just cover his shoulders and not his arms though

    • @Snyde91
      @Snyde91 5 років тому +14

      Yeah but if he keeps his arms next to him, they will be fine

    • @Snyde91
      @Snyde91 5 років тому +30

      Unless of course, it isn't sturdy and the whole thing buckles. Regardless, though there's absolutely no fucking way it's as unsafe as they make it look lol

    • @zosqi
      @zosqi 5 років тому +9

      @@Snyde91 true, I was going to say it wasn't sturdy but I'm pretty sure its made of some type of metal and it didn't really look flimsy when he was driving it

  • @VENO5407
    @VENO5407 5 років тому +1362

    Where to preorder?
    Also is there an option for a V12?

    • @ediksuka
      @ediksuka 5 років тому +31

      Unfortunately no. But you can have automatic front wiper instead

    • @TuanNguyen-ch4ow
      @TuanNguyen-ch4ow 5 років тому +42

      No V12. But there is an option for the W16 Quad Turbo from the Chiron.

    • @wyoming2868
      @wyoming2868 5 років тому +10

      We need a rotary engine in this baby!

    • @BallisticGhast6
      @BallisticGhast6 5 років тому +4

      I heard it comes with a set of wings and landing gear if you get the v12 option

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop 5 років тому +8

      Great news! The new P45 *SANDERO* is coming out next year! It will have a super+turbocharged *V14* engine, AND it can also switch instantly to some electrical motors from a Tesla!

  • @holitinne
    @holitinne 4 роки тому +2208

    “I promise its a *REAL* car!”
    Tesla’s initial slogan

    • @jacobprittie2010
      @jacobprittie2010 3 роки тому +17

      Best cars at the moment

    • @blackgem12
      @blackgem12 3 роки тому +23

      The difference between Jeremy and Tesla is that Jeremy is just as chaotic as Elon, but he has no sense of the word “too far”

    • @eybrr8928
      @eybrr8928 3 роки тому +17

      Jeremy is like a petrol car version of Elon

    • @boobgoogler
      @boobgoogler 3 роки тому +27

      @@jacobprittie2010 have you seen how bad the body panels fit?

    • @SoftyWalterGames
      @SoftyWalterGames 3 роки тому +16

      @@jacobprittie2010 funny joke

  • @E3v2268
    @E3v2268 2 роки тому +15

    I'd love to see these guys revisit the P45 but now fully electric on The Grand Tour.

  • @bormagic
    @bormagic 3 роки тому +791

    Who else wants to see a drag race between this and the p50. Top Gear: The slowest drag race EVER

    • @william_l1523
      @william_l1523 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @bigbuffben4701
      @bigbuffben4701 3 роки тому +8

      I feel like the armored wheel chair will win HAHA

    • @elliot20
      @elliot20 3 роки тому +15

      this vs reliant robin but to make it equal, there are slight turns after small downhills

    • @ElBulPagani
      @ElBulPagani 3 роки тому +2

      Slowest drag race in the world*

    • @akusa82
      @akusa82 3 роки тому +2

      Matt from carwow should do it 🤣

  • @ThePiti180
    @ThePiti180 4 роки тому +1774

    today we are reviewing a kin vehicle that has 2.3ghz revving engine sound, goes up to 88mm per every time i find a proper job in todays economy

  • @ArZer
    @ArZer 4 роки тому +571

    When your custom vehicle is in cut scene: 4:00

    • @alexlovelady8249
      @alexlovelady8249 4 роки тому +14

      When you just learn how to mod but you are still playing the campaign

  • @ALmizzle415
    @ALmizzle415 Рік тому +20

    He didn’t have to get out to fill his tank but he sure looked like he wanted too. 😂

  • @stevenhaynes3366
    @stevenhaynes3366 5 років тому +1973

    Top Gear is nothing without Clarkson, Hammond and May.

    • @AdityaSharma-kj2fb
      @AdityaSharma-kj2fb 4 роки тому +45

      Just watch the grand tour

    • @prisma7760
      @prisma7760 4 роки тому +66

      Now its flop gear

    • @Thatguy-mk4fn
      @Thatguy-mk4fn 4 роки тому +14

      Waldschrat Baum now it’s shit

    • @michaeljones5681
      @michaeljones5681 4 роки тому +21

      @@AdityaSharma-kj2fb yes but I don't feel like the grand tour has the fun stuff like this

    • @manbearpig5907
      @manbearpig5907 4 роки тому +6

      @@michaeljones5681
      Not this season, that's for sure.

  • @ahmad1_313
    @ahmad1_313 6 років тому +753

    Jeremy is basically the cars a,b and c pillars and bodywork

    • @jamesiyer4937
      @jamesiyer4937 5 років тому +1

      James is the Spaniel with its head sticking out the window

  • @gordonhotchkiss5753
    @gordonhotchkiss5753 7 років тому +247

    He built the p45 and a couple of years later the BBC gave him a p45. Its a joke. In the UK if you lose your job you get whats called a p45.

  • @sologuy9590
    @sologuy9590 Рік тому +1

    “I’m barely seeing any traffic at all”
    The traffic behind him:

  • @Geusdeus
    @Geusdeus 9 років тому +1100

    "You are now witnessing birth of the future"
    More like "birth defect of the future"

    • @flyderay
      @flyderay 9 років тому +6

      +Frank Kelver lolololol

    • @hamaadali4173
      @hamaadali4173 8 років тому +2

      lol

    • @cidertom5140
      @cidertom5140 8 років тому +6

      +Frank Kelver that without doubt is you

    • @WASIURPA
      @WASIURPA 7 років тому

      Frank Kelver HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @WASIURPA
      @WASIURPA 6 років тому

      ROASTED

  • @ij6708
    @ij6708 5 років тому +798

    Ton of these in America too, just check out Walmart

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 4 роки тому +12

      They aren't legally cars, They can't drive on a highway, They don't have license plates

    • @Lee-70ish
      @Lee-70ish 4 роки тому +64

      How the heck would the average Wal-Mart customer fit in this they have trouble getting through the stores doors

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 4 роки тому +14

      @@Lee-70ish he's talking about those scooter things obese people drive, The four wheeled ones, The walmart scooters

    • @quarans08
      @quarans08 4 роки тому +3

      TDS seventy-five but isn’t it for people with a disability

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 4 роки тому +10

      @@quarans08 Yeah, But in the U.S obesity is considered a disability

  • @amarmesic7170
    @amarmesic7170 3 роки тому +202

    2:30 He gets back in lane like he's driving in GTA

  • @Snowfrostmsm
    @Snowfrostmsm Рік тому +16

    7:09 the way he looks to me and then reverse gears with beeping 😂

  • @QuantumBraced
    @QuantumBraced 9 років тому +1949

    Pouring gas into the trash can of a gas station. What could go wrong...

    • @coffeeclover33
      @coffeeclover33 9 років тому +259

      +QuantumBraced HEHE then someones throws a cigarette in the bin

    • @louispearce
      @louispearce 9 років тому +78

      +Julius Hibberd 🚬➕bin➕petrol=💥

    • @coffeeclover33
      @coffeeclover33 9 років тому +36

      Biiiiiiig boom

    • @Genius_at_Work
      @Genius_at_Work 9 років тому +84

      +Julius Hibberd I was waiting to see the fuel station explode. Would've been so typical :D

    • @coffeeclover33
      @coffeeclover33 9 років тому +2

      :D

  • @pancakepredator8474
    @pancakepredator8474 9 років тому +240

    And everybody who sees this car on the road immediately thinks, "this is a special type of douchebag"

  • @abyssGazerTV
    @abyssGazerTV 3 роки тому +209

    3:54 Whoever throws a lit cigarette into that is gonna die.

    • @RiggedDynamo
      @RiggedDynamo 3 роки тому +75

      Honestly, if you are smoking at a petrol station, you probably deserve it.

    • @TheXword1
      @TheXword1 2 роки тому +9

      Not to mention the fact that he didn’t actually pump the gas into the trash. Just a funny bit on an entertaining show.

    • @RuthM704
      @RuthM704 2 роки тому

      omg yes pls we need this someone

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 2 роки тому

      No it would start a tiny fire maybe

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 2 роки тому +2

      Throwing a lit cigarette into a trash can is a bad idea even without gasoline involved

  • @WILDWINGSMOFO
    @WILDWINGSMOFO Місяць тому +1

    Overtaking basic street traffic in that thing is the best thing I’ve seen all week

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri 8 років тому +130

    I would buy 10 so we could have paintball wars in them.

  • @faded89545
    @faded89545 6 років тому +216

    3:35 that's always my reaction to the price of gas😂😂

    • @djetm
      @djetm 5 років тому +1

      DAMN!
      HAHAHAHA

  • @chasem4172
    @chasem4172 5 років тому +92

    6:30 I lost it with the "when somebody annoys me" hand gesture lmaooo

  • @berkkarsi
    @berkkarsi Рік тому +13

    2:40 When he says "Ladies and gentleman you are witnessing the birth of the future" and then the way it cuts to the car is killing me 😂

  • @sethraelthebard5459
    @sethraelthebard5459 2 роки тому +82

    I love how this conversation between these blokes sound like a regular conversation between three mates at a pub. The fact that they are gathered around this ridiculous, albeit fascinating contraption just adds to the surreal wholesomeness of the moment.

  • @calamity5222
    @calamity5222 4 роки тому +496

    “You can go left, right, if someone annoys you”
    😂 Clarkson is a genius.

  • @siggelindell1931
    @siggelindell1931 4 роки тому +216

    3:54 Now imagine someone throwing their cigarette in there

    • @Champik333
      @Champik333 4 роки тому +6

      Sigge Lindell is it legal to smoke on a gas station? :)

    • @MajesticSkywhale
      @MajesticSkywhale 4 роки тому +2

      @@Nattereven69 because then it will just be regular fire?

    • @JoeMakaFloe
      @JoeMakaFloe 4 роки тому +3

      My pyromaniac friend is right. And even if it took off the gas tank wouldn't explode since it's build to withstand that

    • @t-aspect132
      @t-aspect132 4 роки тому

      Anatoliy is it legal to kill people if it’s not why do they still do it?

    • @looper7159
      @looper7159 4 роки тому

      F

  • @kidnamedfingerreal
    @kidnamedfingerreal Рік тому +2

    *Ambulance passes by*
    Jeremy: YESS HELP HEELP!!

  • @truvak
    @truvak 10 років тому +162

    this cannot get any more British. amazing.

  • @L_back
    @L_back 4 роки тому +1149

    The people driving behind Jeremy aren’t annoyed. They feel honored, because they are driving behind somebody as amazing as Jeremy Clarkson.

    • @L_back
      @L_back 4 роки тому +2

      WHATS YOURSOC were you one of these drivers?

    • @NFLYoungBoy223
      @NFLYoungBoy223 4 роки тому +1

      Shid

    • @Frserthegreenengine
      @Frserthegreenengine 4 роки тому +16

      Unless one of those drivers was Piers Morgan

    • @adenmitchell7633
      @adenmitchell7633 3 роки тому +2

      There probably confused and amazed by the vehicle

    • @LOCKEYJ
      @LOCKEYJ 3 роки тому +3

      How do you know, some of them might not be idiots.

  • @9bstar
    @9bstar 9 років тому +1925

    B Bring
    B Back
    C Clarkson

    • @nick2131
      @nick2131 9 років тому +34

      9bstar
      B Big
      B Black
      C Car
      ;)

    • @FredoSantana90
      @FredoSantana90 9 років тому +27

      9bstar big booty chicks

    • @9bstar
      @9bstar 9 років тому +3

      Charles Lin I littelary thought you were gonna type C*ck

    • @nick2131
      @nick2131 9 років тому +9

      9bstar ahaha, that's the point.

    • @9bstar
      @9bstar 9 років тому +4

      Chris Apple aaaaaaaaah i see what you did there

  • @fancyhat6505
    @fancyhat6505 Рік тому +21

    Jeremy Clarkson screaming about Citroen Picasso's while driving down a busy motorway in effectively a motorised wheelbarrow. Ahh, old top gear, I do miss you

  • @Topcommentsonsocialmedia
    @Topcommentsonsocialmedia 4 роки тому +1018

    2:10 "i'm barely seeing any traffic at all"
    The traffic behind him : 😰😨😧🤐😳😟😕🙁😦😲😱😞😓😢😵😫😩😖😣😴😪🤕🤒

    • @ziq9250
      @ziq9250 4 роки тому +74

      Emoji ruined the joke

    • @Adistar-gtm
      @Adistar-gtm 4 роки тому +31

      The emoji is THE joke! 🤣🤣🤣 Otherwise it wouldn't make sense! 🤦‍♂️

    • @Topcommentsonsocialmedia
      @Topcommentsonsocialmedia 4 роки тому +6

      Look at a response of a 2 week old comment on a 7 year old 480p video
      w(°o°)w .The magic of Jeremy Clarkson & the Trio created is humongous...

    • @kissutyi2310
      @kissutyi2310 4 роки тому +8

      cancer asss emojis

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 4 роки тому

      it’s fake

  • @bog7227
    @bog7227 5 років тому +551

    Crush: I only like guys with small cars

    • @xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe
      @xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe 5 років тому +1

      Me: get used to *crushing* into it. ☺️

    • @figjam59
      @figjam59 5 років тому +2

      My Toyota iQ is tiny and suits me

    • @jaysss6636
      @jaysss6636 5 років тому

      Mutilated Baby its a joke

    • @johnnypatriot652
      @johnnypatriot652 4 роки тому

      @Cannibal Corpse they think guys who drive something big are compensating.

  • @BlackFoxFalcon
    @BlackFoxFalcon 4 роки тому +289

    01:50-01:57
    "Yeeees. Look at this. Look at THIS! VeRy briLLiant."
    (Car hits a piece of gravel and almost wrecks)
    "Aaaaaooaaaaaa!"

    • @hughanon
      @hughanon 4 роки тому +9

      His reactions to the P45 hitting gravel completely kill me

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 4 роки тому

      “Can someone edit that out?”

    • @dahlia6007
      @dahlia6007 3 роки тому +3

      “ I don’t want people thinking it’s a death tra- *UEUEUEAAGHHH* ”