Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back Pitch Meeting

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  • @AJScraps
    @AJScraps 5 років тому +2463

    “Obi Wan is kind a Drama Queen.” Oh a VERY sassy ghost. 😂😂😂

    • @JTube44
      @JTube44 5 років тому +46

      Sassy ghosts are TIGHT

    • @Genarii
      @Genarii 5 років тому +49

      Yep, thanks prequels for making holes in the originals.
      Prequels: No problem, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @stevenkies802
      @stevenkies802 5 років тому +3

      I predict "very sassy ..." will be the next pitch meeting meme.

    • @hal1971
      @hal1971 5 років тому +3

      @@Genarii Sequels: Hold my beer.

    • @ThomasK96
      @ThomasK96 5 років тому +10

      @@Genarii actually it was revealed in the prequels that Yoda did train Obi-Wan he trained all of the youngrens till they reach a certain age and then they get a master.

  • @charlierashi100
    @charlierashi100 5 років тому +2049

    Having a ghost interrupt and steal your catchphrase is TIGHT!

    • @felix207
      @felix207 5 років тому +5

      Nice!

    • @lordkarasu2263
      @lordkarasu2263 5 років тому +11

      Really? You had the floating ghost head speak at 4:20...*slow clap*

    • @KGisthename
      @KGisthename 4 роки тому +2

      Ya ya ya

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 4 роки тому +1

      Who said that?

    • @filluppanda
      @filluppanda 4 роки тому +2

      @@lordkarasu2263 of course it happens at 4:20 😂

  • @blupunk01
    @blupunk01 5 років тому +3336

    "I'll write the reveal in the next movie, ya weirdo."
    "Oh, no."

    • @digheanurag
      @digheanurag 4 роки тому +7

      blupunk01 😹😹😹😹

    • @TheMCNanno
      @TheMCNanno 4 роки тому +21

      isn't the reveal that they're siblings in this movie if it's revealed that Darth Vader is his father, and in the previous episode she was also Darth's daughter?

    • @conradmonson30
      @conradmonson30 4 роки тому +32

      MB3 I don’t think it was revealed Leia was his daughter in ANH

    • @MarelorMoon
      @MarelorMoon 4 роки тому +23

      @@TheMCNanno it was revealed by Obi Wan after Yoda died in Episode 6, we only learn in this movie, that Luke is Vader's Son

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 4 роки тому +6

      Whoops

  • @bethanylaurell8081
    @bethanylaurell8081 5 років тому +2143

    I love Obi-Wan, but yeah, "lying drama queen" is an accurate description.

    • @byronp2311
      @byronp2311 4 роки тому +57

      Hey, that's OK. Sir Alec Guinness didn't really think the movies were going to be all that good, but he DID suspect that they would make a ton o' money and so he traded a good chunk of his salary for points and became a very, very rich man.

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 4 роки тому +42

      He learned it from Anakin "from my point of view the Jedi are evil" Skywalker.

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 4 роки тому +3

      Bethany Laurell eyy, same pfp

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 4 роки тому +5

      "from a certain point of view"

    • @pabenjamin94
      @pabenjamin94 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah but only in the original trilogy. In the prequels and Clone Wars he's just, you know, a completely different character.

  • @BBTM951
    @BBTM951 3 роки тому +369

    Yoda: "Train with me on your back you must."
    Luke: "Okay I'm gonna need you to get aaaalllll the way off my back about that."

    • @mattjohnson1953
      @mattjohnson1953 2 роки тому +18

      Off of that thing, let me get!

    • @RunToEternity
      @RunToEternity Рік тому +3

      Luke, "But, but"
      "Why can't I train with a baby Yoda on my back!"

  • @shady._.coconut
    @shady._.coconut 5 років тому +493

    Floating ghost heads in the background are *TIGHT*

  • @oceanbuoy6563
    @oceanbuoy6563 5 років тому +679

    " so after a couple of days doing backflips in a swamp with a puppet..." Perfect lol.

    • @helloworld2409
      @helloworld2409 4 роки тому +13

      "No, you need to finish your flippy training"

    • @archangelrsr1326
      @archangelrsr1326 4 роки тому +3

      Well, training is just cosmetics in Star Wars, anyway.
      I mean even Yoda states that faith and willpower are what counts. This is cheap, but this is the core message of SW.

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 4 роки тому +1

      @@archangelrsr1326 Exactly. After all, how much training did Rey need?

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 3 роки тому +5

      “So he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s neck and saved the day.”

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 років тому +546

    Two characters kissing who are secretly related is TIGHT!

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 5 років тому +12

      Do you think this started a particular aspect of R34?

    • @B.Moore-Ready
      @B.Moore-Ready 5 років тому +6

      WAIT WHAT?😧

    • @1000animeboy
      @1000animeboy 5 років тому +8

      Sweet Home...

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 5 років тому +2

      It's the only thing that made the Jon Snow/Daenerys relationship even a tiny bit interesting cuz those 2 had zero chemistry.

    • @zacariah0761
      @zacariah0761 5 років тому +2

      No. No it is not

  • @mopanov
    @mopanov 4 роки тому +1411

    I love how you make fun of the common misquote of “Luke, I am your father”.

    • @franklinturtleton6525
      @franklinturtleton6525 4 роки тому +46

      The fact that this isn't the top comment is upsetting.

    • @user-oz2ws8dh9s
      @user-oz2ws8dh9s 4 роки тому +25

      Franklin Turtleton I mean OP is just commenting about something they like, why do you think this should be the top comment? There's nothing really special.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 4 роки тому +17

      The misquote is a better line.

    • @mopanov
      @mopanov 4 роки тому +23

      @@ThreadBomb So? Even if that was true (which it isn't), you can't just replace a line that was said with one that wasn't said that you think was better.

    • @contactohn7982
      @contactohn7982 4 роки тому +39

      @@mopanov -Why not?
      - Because
      - Well, ok then

  • @geraldwatts5492
    @geraldwatts5492 5 років тому +1012

    "Yea, he just happens to fall and land in a fun slide thing."
    "Oh, they should call HIM Lando, am I right?"
    Totally lost it right there!

    • @Guhonter
      @Guhonter 4 роки тому +21

      Might as well put it here for what it's worth: in the theatrical cut Vader can be seen moving his hand as he watches Luke fall. Right after that Luke gets sucked /pushed into the vent he slides down..

    • @melontusk7358
      @melontusk7358 4 роки тому +2

      "that's not funny" disembodied ghost in the room

    • @orangecoffee826gamer9
      @orangecoffee826gamer9 3 роки тому

      @@Guhonter a

    • @kate_cooper
      @kate_cooper 2 роки тому

      I always thought the slide thing Luke lands in was supposed to be the Sky City's garbage disposal chute.

    • @christianhardtofind6349
      @christianhardtofind6349 Рік тому

      Total dad joke, but I still laughed.

  • @krudmonger
    @krudmonger 5 років тому +2481

    I wish there was a way to ring the Notification bell *just* for Pitch Meetings.

    • @davistesch
      @davistesch 5 років тому +35

      same.

    • @squarepixelscanada2567
      @squarepixelscanada2567 5 років тому +63

      @@davistesch There is a way actually. I only get pitch meeting notifications. I don't know how it works but it's called personalised notifications

    • @superluminalprobabilityclo6884
      @superluminalprobabilityclo6884 5 років тому +6

      Here here

    • @davidsauro1793
      @davidsauro1793 5 років тому +105

      @@squarepixelscanada2567 yeah, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @bhaveshjain27
      @bhaveshjain27 5 років тому +25

      Actually you can subscribe to ryan Georges UA-cam channel where he has assembled pitch meetings with other cool stuff

  • @Smoothy4doctor26
    @Smoothy4doctor26 5 років тому +292

    "that's a whole lot of convenience!"
    "It's a whole lot of force usage!"
    "Mm seems like the same thing from a writing perspective."
    😄

    • @Donaithnen
      @Donaithnen 5 років тому

      I feel like that should have been brought up a lot earlier, when Luke "invented" the Force pull right at the start of the movie.

    • @paulpena5040
      @paulpena5040 3 місяці тому

      No, actually it's not. Telepathy seems pretty consistent in the Star Wars universe, I didn't consider it lazy writing at all. I thought it was perfect. To be fair it's kind of hard to pick apart this movie which was pretty much perfect.

  • @AJScraps
    @AJScraps 5 років тому +1110

    Thats like a relatable human story.
    So make them related?
    😂😂😂

    • @massachusettssportscentral9444
      @massachusettssportscentral9444 5 років тому +42

      Incest is TIGHT!

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 5 років тому +15

      And Lucas only did that to tie up loose ends in episode 6, when he thought he wouldn't do a third trilogy...

    • @MKDumas1981
      @MKDumas1981 5 років тому +13

      @@massachusettssportscentral9444: "Please don't say that again!"

    • @marvinarthur8705
      @marvinarthur8705 5 років тому +10

      It's almost like you can see into the future.
      What?
      Oh nothing.

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 3 роки тому +3

      @Paul Martin Sweet Home Alderaan*

  • @StarWarsTheory
    @StarWarsTheory 5 років тому +1691

    Blasphemy
    but I laughed a lot lol

    • @oisinhilton8590
      @oisinhilton8590 4 роки тому +50

      Star Wars Theory Hello There

    • @MichaelMedici61W2
      @MichaelMedici61W2 4 роки тому +29

      Oisin Hilton right!? I can’t believe he’s here watching these! Awesome!

    • @MichaelMedici61W2
      @MichaelMedici61W2 4 роки тому +18

      Star Wars Theory love your channel bro! Keep up the great work

    • @oisinhilton8590
      @oisinhilton8590 4 роки тому +17

      Michael de’ Medici It’s so cool to see him around when you’re watching other videos

    • @bot_5786
      @bot_5786 4 роки тому +8

      Bro I gotta make theries on me

  • @renee_is_pink
    @renee_is_pink 5 років тому +436

    "I'll write the reveal in the next movie, ya weirdo."
    "Oh, no."
    Part of me is convinced this is how this happened

  • @marvtheandroid
    @marvtheandroid 5 років тому +328

    My older brother always told me that the Wampa froze Luke to the ceiling with its saliva. I never questioned it

    • @dnannery
      @dnannery 5 років тому +77

      And now, neither will I

    • @bjornervig3795
      @bjornervig3795 5 років тому +2

      ON ROTH HOTH!

    • @HateshWarkio
      @HateshWarkio 5 років тому +31

      Well, it's kinda the only possibility to be honest.
      Either saliva or piss.

    • @Birdm4n78
      @Birdm4n78 5 років тому +46

      Freezing people to the ceiling with spit is tight.

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 5 років тому +14

      Yeah Luke is lucky the Wampa just ate, cuz why even save him for later? Or maybe he just likes frozen food, I don't know.

  • @HailHydra1001
    @HailHydra1001 5 років тому +1331

    You should do an Austin Powers Pitch Meeting

  • @bjornsundstrom4915
    @bjornsundstrom4915 5 років тому +560

    Do a pitch meeting for the LOTR movies, or preferably do 3

    • @imkluu
      @imkluu 5 років тому +4

      I'd like to see this, too, tho I don't think it would work the same for movies based on books, because they aren't really writing a movie that they can pitch, at most they are pitching using the book as the base for the movie.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому +2

      It would be very interesting, because like they said it's based off a book trilogy, so theoretically it'd be really difficult to do.

    • @RobertOrtiz1015
      @RobertOrtiz1015 5 років тому +3

      Björn Sundström I second that! ALL tolkiens movies one by one

    • @worshipgeek
      @worshipgeek 5 років тому +10

      @@imkluu actually it would be super easy; barely an inconvenience.

    • @Sandrilyonaify
      @Sandrilyonaify 5 років тому +6

      Yeah Yeah Yeah!!!

  • @blaustein_autor
    @blaustein_autor 5 років тому +307

    I think this will be my favourite Pitch ever. Ryan Ghostling is TIGHT!

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 4 роки тому +5

      Murmurs of Blaustein “Ryan Ghostling” lolol

  • @DuraDigi
    @DuraDigi 5 років тому +209

    "After a couple days of doing flips in a swamp with a puppet" had me literally tearing up laughing Ryan is crazy 😂😂😂

    • @andywiggs1
      @andywiggs1 3 роки тому +1

      Me too!! Fav part!! 😂😂😂

    • @sauronishere8040
      @sauronishere8040 3 роки тому +4

      And the Seagull song too. That is important because that contains clues to solve future problems.

  • @joedensham9479
    @joedensham9479 5 років тому +535

    You forgot Luke's LSD cave trip. Not tight. Very inconvenient.

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 5 років тому +5

      I was waiting for that one.

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 4 роки тому +7

      That happens in Return of the Jedi.

    • @ZaneKun33
      @ZaneKun33 4 роки тому +3

      Isn't it Super Hard, quite an inconvinient?

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 4 роки тому +12

      Fishslap 33 No, it doesn’t.

    • @nicholaskinkaid
      @nicholaskinkaid 4 роки тому

      @@politicallycorrectredskin796 You definitely should rewatch the movies if you're getting details like *that* *one* mixed up. Luke doesn't even do anymore training in ROTJ. when he returns there, Yoda is dying.

  • @Zoll1989
    @Zoll1989 5 років тому +2397

    I want more ghost head Ryan 😆😆😆🙃

    • @FnSpiralMedia
      @FnSpiralMedia 5 років тому +68

      I died when that popped up!

    • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
      @OutsideTheTargetDemographic 5 років тому +40

      He has to come back.

    • @Zoll1989
      @Zoll1989 5 років тому +19

      @@FnSpiralMedia I think it is a symbol of our dying society :D :D

    • @2percentright
      @2percentright 5 років тому +14

      Needs some tweaking though. Visually and maybe some audio adjustment so the lines don't just blend into the rest of the video

    • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
      @OutsideTheTargetDemographic 5 років тому +28

      He needs to interject "From...a certain point of view"
      "Wow, that sounds very distracting. Do you think that the audience will be able to understand the symbolism?"
      "Some will...from a certain point of view"

  • @maryrose8206
    @maryrose8206 5 років тому +146

    That ghost in the background may be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

  • @damagingbreakfast2079
    @damagingbreakfast2079 5 років тому +501

    “That’s not funny.”
    -Disembodied ghost head in Ryan’s office 2019

  • @unclecreepy4073
    @unclecreepy4073 4 роки тому +233

    So then Luke is hanging from this thing in the sky.
    Oh, they should call him Luke Skyhanger.

  • @yoyo21926
    @yoyo21926 5 років тому +48

    I know the ghost head is supose to be funny but its the biggest jumpscare ive had all year

  • @Chronocrits
    @Chronocrits 5 років тому +179

    “While somehow not cutting off his own feet”
    Thank you!!
    Also- 🤣Camel Dinosaur!

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 5 років тому +5

      eh, he cut near his feet and the lightsaber melted the ice holding his feet in place.
      some of these were really nitpicky

    • @acrylicgodoy
      @acrylicgodoy 5 років тому

      That has bothered me since the first viewing!!!

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 5 років тому +1

      Picking nits is TIGHT! :-D

  • @JustSomeGirlWithRedHair
    @JustSomeGirlWithRedHair 5 років тому +75

    Pitch meeting is the only place where I see Positive Comments

    • @ThomasK96
      @ThomasK96 5 років тому +1

      Watch Sabaton videos

    • @t1m3l0rd
      @t1m3l0rd 5 років тому +4

      Lol no one can’t complain about pitch meeting is what we all are thinking when we watch these movies.

    • @JustSomeGirlWithRedHair
      @JustSomeGirlWithRedHair 5 років тому

      @@t1m3l0rd yep

    • @SufferingSuccotash
      @SufferingSuccotash 5 років тому

      probably because the people quoting the video get liked to the top while the complaints sink further below

    • @bryanf6638
      @bryanf6638 5 років тому +2

      Shut up! ;)

  • @orsassin9740
    @orsassin9740 4 роки тому +6

    I love how you can see the ghost for the rest of the vid

  • @Crick1952
    @Crick1952 5 років тому +62

    "Obi-Wan is kind of a drama queen" should be on a t-shirt

  • @rajatava3500
    @rajatava3500 5 років тому +549

    Please do more of these Star Wars Pitch Meetings! These are tight tight tight!!!

    • @jimmynobody8344
      @jimmynobody8344 5 років тому +6

      Yeah yeah yeah!

    • @DullEyes100
      @DullEyes100 5 років тому +5

      Theres only like, one more they can do tho

    • @joenesvick7043
      @joenesvick7043 5 років тому +8

      @@DullEyes100 well there's The Clone Wars and Rebels, Ryan has done television pitch meetings before

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 5 років тому

      yeayeayea

    • @DebitAdams
      @DebitAdams 5 років тому +5

      "How about you get off his back"

  • @ThomasTiberio-qf9wd
    @ThomasTiberio-qf9wd 5 років тому +87

    “Oh; Landing in a fun slide thing is TIGHT!”

  • @TheRachaelLefler
    @TheRachaelLefler 5 років тому +52

    "Oh I'm very confused"
    "Trilogy trilogy!"

  • @mungofinalfi4480
    @mungofinalfi4480 4 роки тому +67

    "Oh, they should call Him LANDo, amirite?"
    "That's not funny"
    WRONG.

    • @mrhappy3032
      @mrhappy3032 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KrillLiberator
    @KrillLiberator 3 роки тому +15

    "Oh, what kind of training are we talking?"
    "We're talking running, running, running, jumping; Yoda can be Luke's backpack while he runs."
    "Can we have Luke swing from a hairy vine?"
    "Sure, and Yoda can be Luke's backpack while he climbs."
    "That may as well happen."

    • @GVFCP400
      @GVFCP400 3 роки тому +2

      I’m so glad I get that reference

  • @sandryluissanchez
    @sandryluissanchez 5 років тому +269

    Do pitch meetings for John Wick and Indiana Jones, please.

    • @davidcelona8167
      @davidcelona8167 5 років тому +11

      Sandry Luís Sánchez surviving a nuke is super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 5 років тому +3

      "I'm just gonna have this guy with a bad haircut stash guns everywhere and shoot anything that moves!"
      "Shooting everyone is tight!"

    • @felix207
      @felix207 5 років тому +2

      Indian jones will be way funnier than john wick, but yes do both and any movie lol

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому

      which should he do first?

    • @EZEKIEL11.12
      @EZEKIEL11.12 4 роки тому

      Well okay then

  • @Baileh
    @Baileh 5 років тому +33

    "He uses his brain force walkie talkie for help" that is the best line I have ever heard

  • @NKA23
    @NKA23 4 роки тому +186

    Actually Yoda DID train Obi-Wan, when he was a small child. According to the novelizations of Episode 1-3, Yoda trained ALL Jedi younglings and his face is Obi-Wan's earliest memory. Obi-Wan became Qui-Gon's student when he was an adolescent, as Jedi become "padawans" when they're adolescents and get assigned a master to train only them, instead of many students. Obi-Wan had many masters, Yoda was only kind of his first master.

    • @jacobd1984
      @jacobd1984 4 роки тому +60

      Oh, writing in technicalities that rely on your characters speaking deliberately obtusely is tight!

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 3 роки тому +3

      @@jacobd1984 How can you be so obtuse

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 3 роки тому +21

      Thank god the Fun Police showed up.

    • @venomousgoose5023
      @venomousgoose5023 3 роки тому +3

      NKA23 sounds like a stormtrooper name!

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +9

      They most likely wrote that in just to deal with the discrepancy though

  • @sclark615
    @sclark615 5 років тому +270

    “No, I am your father”
    “Great quote, Luke, I am your father,”
    “No, I am your father”
    “We’re sticking with Luke”
    “Okay”
    Actual dialogue from the pitch meeting I bet. 🧐

    • @Laladust
      @Laladust 5 років тому +45

      But it's "no, I am your father" in the film. Idiots made "Luke, I am your father" the biggest movie quote never spoken.

    • @UndisclosedTalent
      @UndisclosedTalent 5 років тому +4

      Blame the Simpsons

    • @sclark615
      @sclark615 5 років тому +7

      Lol and the biggest TV show quote spoken was “Lucy you got some splaining to do!”

    • @SunRayz3r
      @SunRayz3r Рік тому

      Yea it’s very annoying to misquote things I decided.

  • @troubadour723
    @troubadour723 Рік тому +3

    He didn’t even bring up that Luke randomly crashed on this jungle planet but where he landed just happened to be in Yoda’s neighborhood.

  • @NateAndersenmonologistics
    @NateAndersenmonologistics 5 років тому +37

    Yoda Is actually a "Muppet" since Jim henson was involved

  • @BflyBricks
    @BflyBricks 5 років тому +150

    'they should call him Lando... Am I right?' that is the best star wars joke of all time......mooohaa😂😅ffs

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 5 років тому +5

      Yeah I loved that Lando joke too!

    • @theawesomehusky
      @theawesomehusky 5 років тому +8

      That’s not funny

    • @BflyBricks
      @BflyBricks 5 років тому +1

      @@theawesomehusky is the ghost 👻 lol

  • @dustinakadustin
    @dustinakadustin 5 років тому +36

    Always love that the technology in the background changes depending on what era the meeting is set in. Great video.

  • @blaire1559
    @blaire1559 4 роки тому +26

    The one without the glasses always looks like he’s verging on tears

    • @spiderman2638
      @spiderman2638 3 роки тому

      Aren’t they the same person. And if there not I’m gonna get whooshed.

  • @misfit7714
    @misfit7714 5 років тому +20

    Disembodied floating ghost heads that finish funny lines are TIGHT!

  • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
    @Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 років тому +287

    I'm a simple man. I see pitch meeting, I click

  • @briankriens5645
    @briankriens5645 5 років тому +253

    DIdn't Yoda handle the training of younglings for a few hundred years? Pretty sure that included Lil' Obi. LOL just sayin'. Great video :)

    • @G360LIVE
      @G360LIVE 5 років тому +22

      Yeah, that was definitely a mistake made in this Pitch Meeting. Heck, even if you don't take the Prequels into account, one of Obi-Wan's regrets, that he mentions to Luke, is that he thought he could train Anakin as well as Yoda, meaning that Yoda did have a role in training the Jedi, including Obi-Wan.

    • @MrGreaves
      @MrGreaves 5 років тому +13

      BRIAN KRIENS and after Qui Gon died, Yoda probably finished his training or something

    • @MegaRayland
      @MegaRayland 5 років тому +3

      He didn’t to anyone who has only watched the movies.

    • @briankriens5645
      @briankriens5645 5 років тому +14

      @@MegaRayland It appears that you haven't watched the movies since it clearly shows Yoda training younglings in Attack of the Clones.

    • @mrorange90
      @mrorange90 5 років тому +2

      @@briankriens5645 Appears Yoda was never mentioned in training him as a youngling...in the movies

  • @Lensman864
    @Lensman864 5 років тому +52

    "I see ... Pitch Meetings."
    I think you have a new recurring character.

  • @pasinieminen9478
    @pasinieminen9478 4 роки тому +23

    ”You should call him Lando, am I right?”
    😂😂😂

  • @kmzoilus2486
    @kmzoilus2486 4 роки тому +11

    Ha the typewriter! I love how they always change up the tech on the desk based on the year of the movie... its just another nice detail.

  • @ericpraline
    @ericpraline 5 років тому +36

    Do Terminator please, it‘ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn 5 років тому +7

      Time travelling murderous cyborgs are tight!!!!

  • @AudieHolland
    @AudieHolland 5 років тому +3

    Man, I love how the Original Trilogy and what came later fit into each other seamlessly.
    ROTS: Anakan killing all the kids at the Jedi temple.
    SW: Obi Wan fondly remembering: "And he was a good friend."

  • @omcorc
    @omcorc 3 роки тому +3

    “Why?”
    “Because.”
    “Oh, ok.”
    My favorite recurring dialogue from these videos.

  • @mopanov
    @mopanov 4 роки тому +11

    “They’re these giant things that walk super slowly and can only shoot directly in front of them”.
    Lol, good point. I often wondered why the speeders didn’t just keep shooting at them from the back.

    • @mopanov
      @mopanov 4 роки тому +1

      ???? I don’t get it.

    • @MichaelMedici61W2
      @MichaelMedici61W2 4 роки тому

      “ So why don’t they just shoot them from the back and the sides?”
      “ Unclear!”
      “Ok, then!”

  • @jacksonphillips7651
    @jacksonphillips7651 3 роки тому +7

    Anyone notice the head at 4:04 in the top left of the writer

  • @Kleckna
    @Kleckna 5 років тому +5

    Only a true pitch meeting fan could understand how clever and meta that backwards line scene was Ryan. Well done 😂😂

  • @pokemonmaster0079
    @pokemonmaster0079 5 років тому +23

    "Man, you love when people get their arms and legs cut off."
    "Yeah, I do. I just had to write that in there."
    Star Wars in a nutshell, people.

    • @xgropo
      @xgropo 5 років тому +3

      Severed limbs and bottomless pits

    • @shihoblade
      @shihoblade 5 років тому +1

      One of my favorite moments with Nataasi Daala is telling Luke off for all the one armed ruffians roaming the galaxy because they were unfortunate enough to come across a jedi. Jedi chops off an arm and rides off to another adventure no cares given for the aftermath.

    • @sophistanonym1703
      @sophistanonym1703 5 років тому

      "HAND-REW!!!!!!"

    • @MarelorMoon
      @MarelorMoon 4 роки тому

      someone should have told Disney about that rule :P

  • @m1tthrawnuru0d06
    @m1tthrawnuru0d06 5 років тому +5

    1:53 "Oh No"

  • @jasonlovell6207
    @jasonlovell6207 5 років тому +17

    90s Wish list
    Armageddon
    Robin Hood : Prince of Thieves
    Face-Off
    Con-Air

  • @lordkarasu2263
    @lordkarasu2263 5 років тому +6

    Really? You had the floating ghost head speak at 4:20...*slow clap*

  • @WTFG78
    @WTFG78 5 років тому +17

    “Then Luke is like y’know.... ‘no!’”

  • @jarkko88
    @jarkko88 5 років тому +68

    LOTR and Hobbit Pitch meetings would be tight!

    • @MKDumas1981
      @MKDumas1981 5 років тому +4

      Lord of the Pitch Meetings

    • @Dalewt75
      @Dalewt75 5 років тому +2

      Individually though, don't put them in the same one.

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 4 роки тому

      @@Dalewt75 actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @phantomfire8228
      @phantomfire8228 4 роки тому +1

      Each of them is gonna be 3 hour long and stretched into 3 pitch meetings.

  • @tyfene2832
    @tyfene2832 5 років тому +47

    Being a Jedi requires alot of flipping...

    • @TheBonsaiZone
      @TheBonsaiZone 5 років тому +1

      It gets worse, super flips coming up in the prequels!

    • @tyfene2832
      @tyfene2832 5 років тому

      @@TheBonsaiZone lol

    • @FritzSchober
      @FritzSchober 5 років тому +5

      If you see how Yoda fights you know why he is so much into flipping.

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 5 років тому

      @@FritzSchober But does Luke ever flip again?

  • @lelouche25
    @lelouche25 5 років тому +12

    "Oh a very saucy ghost."
    I... yeah I mean you're not wrong lol.

  • @madamefeast4824
    @madamefeast4824 3 роки тому +6

    "So anyways, after a couple days of doing flips in a swamp with a puppet" Is the funniest line I've heard yet. Haha

  • @mmdpod
    @mmdpod 5 років тому +375

    That 👍 button is "Super Easy Barely an Inconvenience"

  • @thomasbriscojr.3765
    @thomasbriscojr.3765 5 років тому +222

    Would you please do a pitch meeting for Cat in the Hat the live action movie please.

  • @JC-ev2ns
    @JC-ev2ns 5 років тому +6

    “So anyway then Luke is like, you know, nooo”
    Hahahahah this is priceless

  • @frankbrislin4378
    @frankbrislin4378 3 роки тому +4

    5:15 A trilogy of trilogies.

  • @andrewfaraday8918
    @andrewfaraday8918 5 років тому +15

    "I'll write the big reveal in the next movie, you wierdo!"
    "Oh, no!"

  • @luminaratano3935
    @luminaratano3935 Рік тому +11

    I have to say, I discovered your videos recently and I absolutely love your sense of humor! Pitch meeting is a comedy gold, no doupt! ❤

  • @thurin84
    @thurin84 4 роки тому +197

    hes tiny, and green and says his words in like a backwards order."
    "why?"
    "because, roll how that does he."

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 3 роки тому +5

      What you did there I see.

    • @st.michaelthearchangel7774
      @st.michaelthearchangel7774 3 роки тому +1

      Lulz epic.

    • @trevorpacelli8056
      @trevorpacelli8056 3 роки тому +6

      "Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was thinking maybe in like, forty years, someone will make a TV show or something where the co-star is a baby version of this tiny green guy."
      "Why?"
      "People love baby versions of popular characters."
      "Wowowowowowow."

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +8

      Wouldn’t it be “Roll that way, he does”

    • @TheDealer1228
      @TheDealer1228 3 роки тому

      DeathnoteBB You’re correct

  • @bjjukes4969
    @bjjukes4969 5 років тому +65

    Yoda trained all of the Jedi younglings. When they get older, they become padawan learners assigned to a specific Jedi (Qui-gon in the case of Obi-wan). So....Obi-wan is not actually a liar. ;-)

    • @Wired4Life2
      @Wired4Life2 5 років тому +10

      Yoda was like the daycare supervisor and primary school teacher for legions of Jedi.

    • @jkrenee
      @jkrenee 5 років тому +5

      He's still a liar on so many other things so it still works.

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 5 років тому +17

      Obi-Wan: Your father was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened, the good mn who was your farther was destroyed. So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view...and while we're on that topic, Yoda was only my instructor was I was a small boy in his class of younglings, and when I said your father "wanted you" to have his lightsaber I meant he "would have" wanted you to have it, and when I said I didn't remember owning any droids well I've actually known R2-D2 and C-3PO since about the time I met your father...

    • @MichaelM28
      @MichaelM28 5 років тому +6

      Jonathan Campbell Anakin was never a GOOD MAN dumbass! He was a whiny brat!

    • @jordansweet8054
      @jordansweet8054 5 років тому +2

      Say what you will about the prequels but they got that right.

  • @GoodNews-px2im
    @GoodNews-px2im 4 роки тому +5

    "Obi-Wan is kind of a drama queen." "Oh, a sassy ghost." Hahahaha, that had me rolling!

  • @user-xr3sk4vw3e
    @user-xr3sk4vw3e 5 років тому +18

    The only reason why I am subscribed to the channel.

  • @AJScraps
    @AJScraps 5 років тому +16

    I loved watching this as a kid on VHS on a TUBE TV 👌😎

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 5 років тому

      I think that’s impossible because Ryan is a fan of Beta. You know it’s higher quality, right?

    • @briankriens5645
      @briankriens5645 5 років тому

      I watched it in the theater on opening day :D

    • @chronicguardian9684
      @chronicguardian9684 5 років тому +2

      Ah yes, YourTube, the video technology we used before UA-cam. Good times, those...

    • @briankriens5645
      @briankriens5645 5 років тому

      @@Pimp-Master LMMFAO!!

  • @OneThousandDemons
    @OneThousandDemons 3 роки тому +4

    "After a couple days of doing flips in a swap with a puppet" 🤣 this entire video has me cracking up!

  • @21700r
    @21700r 5 років тому +4

    I love the Ghost Head, totally cracked me up

  • @MikeZyouthpastor
    @MikeZyouthpastor 5 років тому +87

    When talking about Yoda's backward speech you missed a golden opportunity:
    "Super convenient, barely an easy!"

    • @johns6014
      @johns6014 5 років тому +41

      MikeZyouthpastor Yoda’s speech pattern is a direct translation of the Japanese grammatical structure.
      The phrase that you’re looking for is “Super easy, it is. An inconvenience, it is not.”

  • @PrideTracks86
    @PrideTracks86 5 років тому +6

    I literally laughed our loud at the ghost head 😂😂😂

  • @Erowens98
    @Erowens98 4 роки тому +37

    Pretty sure yoda trained all the younglings in Obi-Wans day. So technically, yoda trained him. Just not directly with him as his padawan.

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 4 роки тому +8

      Getting away with lies with technicalities is tight!

    • @thesalvadorian
      @thesalvadorian 4 роки тому +11

      So you're saying he was telling the truth, from a certain point of view?

    • @codyleslie478
      @codyleslie478 3 роки тому +1

      That's what Yoda is doing in Episode 2 when Obi Wan comes and asks him for advice concerning Kamino.

    • @annanabil73
      @annanabil73 2 роки тому

      @@codyleslie478 - Yea but it's clear they added this retroactively in Ep. 2 to correct the inconsistency of introducing Qui-Gon Jin in Ep. 1

  • @stevenleslie8557
    @stevenleslie8557 4 роки тому +15

    You've managed to take apart the best Star Wars film ever made. Thanks

  • @asiftoks
    @asiftoks 5 років тому +36

    I like the detail of adding a typewriter in the background to make it feel like the 1980s 😂

    • @DrygdorDradgvork
      @DrygdorDradgvork 5 років тому +5

      *70s

    • @leroylowe5921
      @leroylowe5921 5 років тому

      I was class of '84. I had to train on manual and electric typewriters. People still used typewriters and black & white TVs.

    • @DrygdorDradgvork
      @DrygdorDradgvork 5 років тому

      @@leroylowe5921 if you're responding to me, I said 70s because that's when the pitch meeting for ESB happened, seeing as it was released in 1980.

    • @professordk6799
      @professordk6799 5 років тому +3

      You must be new here. Welcome!

    • @leroylowe5921
      @leroylowe5921 5 років тому

      @@DrygdorDradgvork not responding to anyone in particular. Just sayin'.

  • @bosyms1639
    @bosyms1639 4 роки тому +2

    I was so confused at 3:58 😂😂

  • @andrewwalker8985
    @andrewwalker8985 Рік тому +1

    “So anyway after a couple of days doing flips in a swamp with a puppet…” I’m in tears

  • @minimoe2807
    @minimoe2807 5 років тому +13

    Please, oh please do Goonies!
    I love your older movie Pitches!, They are tight.

  • @RearAdmiralTootToot
    @RearAdmiralTootToot 5 років тому +13

    V and VI were the best and sacred but because Screen Rant does such a good job, I'm going to allow this

    • @StratOCE
      @StratOCE 5 років тому +3

      Personally I think V > IV > III > VI > II > VII > VIII > I but either way I like that this video shows how even the best Star Wars movie was pretty silly. People are getting too angry over the new ones when the original trilogy had just as many inconsistencies.

    • @Birdm4n78
      @Birdm4n78 5 років тому +3

      They don't hold up over time. They were the best because we were kids when we watched them and they didn't get the scrutiny we give movies today. They would be bad by today's standards but it is one of the greatest stories ever told.

    • @87dramarama
      @87dramarama 5 років тому

      @@Birdm4n78 bullshit

    • @MichaelMedici61W2
      @MichaelMedici61W2 4 роки тому

      sf asasadd : : “ Bullshit! “
      Everyone : “Why?!”
      sf asasadd : “Because!”
      Everyone : “ Ok, then!”

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 4 роки тому

      @@Birdm4n78 Even if you weren't a kid - I loved it in 1977 and I was 23 - awesome compared to the other science fiction films available in 1970-1976.

  • @Kevin-sn2cv
    @Kevin-sn2cv 5 років тому +44

    "Must be easy to be the first one to comment on a video posted just 3 mins ago"
    Me: actually super hard, a big inconvenience
    "Oh really?"
    Me: yes there are more than 60 comments now

    • @sidecharacter3193
      @sidecharacter3193 5 років тому +5

      Kevin “whoops”

    • @Kevin-sn2cv
      @Kevin-sn2cv 5 років тому +5

      @@sidecharacter3193 whoopsie

    • @jezeski2011
      @jezeski2011 5 років тому +1

      @@Kevin-sn2cv FACT: Leaving a comment of "first," or trying to be the first to comment, is waste of time and also is not any kind of accomplishment that anybody cares about or should be proud of. A person should be proud of things that actually matter, like learning how to ride a bike; or graduating high-school or starting a family. Those things actually matter; commenting first does not.

    • @Kevin-sn2cv
      @Kevin-sn2cv 5 років тому +1

      @@jezeski2011 woah ok lol,it's just a joke

    • @jezeski2011
      @jezeski2011 5 років тому

      @@Kevin-sn2cv If you say so, sir. The fact I presented is still true, though. Have a nice day.

  • @rafifakio9467
    @rafifakio9467 4 роки тому +2

    1:27 "This camel dinosaur has *Warm....* guts" idk why this is funny to me 😂

  • @MrBiggles53
    @MrBiggles53 2 роки тому +1

    The disembodied head looked really happy to be involved with the video.

  • @tombomthemason
    @tombomthemason 5 років тому +15

    Please do a Lord of the Rings pitch meeting! (One for each movie)

  • @darrencrissistotallyawesom918
    @darrencrissistotallyawesom918 4 роки тому +13

    Luke was doing a lot of flips so that he would be ready to do a backflip, snap the bad guy's neck and save the day

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 3 роки тому +3

    4:34 You know that one scene in the sequels where Han's all "THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS!"
    Um.

  • @rexv707
    @rexv707 3 роки тому +3

    “That sounds really convenient...”
    “From a certain point of view, yes.”

  • @kiriannapatrick7243
    @kiriannapatrick7243 5 років тому +13

    Super easy, it is going to be. An inconvenience, it barely is!
    Should have been how that line was delivered in this pitch. Can we get a reboot please!?!?

  • @amanisibanda5906
    @amanisibanda5906 5 років тому +18

    Me: How do you make such good pitch meetings
    Pitch meetings: it's Super Easy Barely An Inconvenience

    • @FinalBossWTMN
      @FinalBossWTMN 5 років тому +3

      So we're just gonna use a bunch of the same catchphrases over and over again, and hope people like it?
      Yeah yeah yeah!
      Won't it be a bit hypocritical, making fun of movies for rehashing the same content, while we're using the same lines over and over?
      Whoops.
      Whoopsie.

    • @avatardoom
      @avatardoom 5 років тому

      Its fine when we do it

  • @FamilieVideos86
    @FamilieVideos86 5 років тому +16

    "He uses his brain force walkie talkie" I laughed so hard I scared my roommate, and threw off my giant headphones while I fell to the floor holding my stomach laughing like a hyena. call 9-1-1 please.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 5 років тому +8

    3:26 Is that the ghost of the Infinity Wars script writer?

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 2 роки тому +2

    "He trains by doing frontflips, climbing things, lifting things with his mind, some more flips. A lot of flips."
    "Sounds like he's gonna do a backflip, snap the bad guy's neck, and save the day!"

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 Рік тому +2

    "So, we're going to start the movie off with a scrolling wall of words like the first one, but we'll call it 'Episode V'."
    "Episode Five? Are there three other episodes I missed?"
    "No, but we're thinking we might do a prequel trilogy someday, with the original Star Wars being Episode 4, which would make this episode 5."
    "Won't that be really confusing to the audience? Just coming into see the second movie and seeing 'Episode V' on the screen?"
    "I don't know!"
    "Well, okay, then!"