Fast Five: Fast & Furious 5 Pitch Meeting
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Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Fast Five!
From humble beginnings as a movie about underground street racing, The Fast and Furious franchise has evolved into what’s essentially a new series of superhero movies. With each passing film, the stakes get higher and the stunts get crazier. Many people think the turning point for that evolution was the fifth installment of the franchise - the bizarrely named Fast Five.
The movie definitely raises a lot of questions. Like how did the good guys know they weren’t going to kill anyone when they got Dom off the prison bus? Why did they even care that some of the people on the train heist wanted a particular car? How did any of their associates get into Brazil? How did they buy a vault, steal police cars, participate in a street race and joyride cop cars around town without raising any flags? Why did we spend so much time watching them do stuff that ended up being meaningless to the plot? Why is this called Fast Five?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Fast Five! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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Everybody: Give Pitch Meetings it’s own channel, Give Ryan a pay raise
ScreenRant: I need you to get all the waay off my back, just all the waaay off there
But paying him more would be super easy, barely an inconvenience
"My back is where you're at and I would love you to vacate the premises."
Seconded. Be it RESOLVED that we should CLEAN the way for Ryan to have his own channel.
You have any idea how many people screen rant would lose if they did that?
@@tomstdenis he does
"Its just a fun quick simple killing and then we move on"
-Ryan 2020
"You know, it's fun and they're dead and we move on and it was a great time"
-Ryan 2020
Just like doing a backflip, snapping the bad guys neck then saving the day
@@tcayzer this is every influencer/celebrity saying they had a good time exploring themselves , learning new skills and bonding with family during the pandemic ...
It's a good way to sum up the first half of 2020 .
@@theouerthi no doubt, good times
Ryan 2020? is it election year already? Anyways, I'm down for that. @SpaghettiandSauce the scene with rob lowe was amazing! "to smithy!"
"Somebody who looks like Vin Diesel ate the mushrooms from Super Mario."
This is the most accurate description I've heard of the Rock in years.
💀💀💀
^I came here to say this^
i think screen rant just broke the davinci code
I mean if I looked like the Rock, I would take that description any day
That part made me laugh so hard. The truth can be painfully funny sometimes.
i thought Ryan was gonna bring up the fact that they won't talk to each other throughout the entire filming.
Screen Rant:
Average video: 30-50k view
Ryan George: 300-500k view
Pitch meeting is the only reason I subscribed to screen rant
I just added the pitch meetings playlist to my library so that I don’t have to get notifications from screen rant but I am subbed to Ryan’s channel
Wow wow wow....wow
Meanwhile, if you sort my most popular, Ryan is nowhere to be seen
@@LasseLundster oh you mean the videos from years ago that are all cheap clickbaits and clip compies?
"-Oh heck yeah Dominic Toretto, kill that guy, take his life!
-Yeah!
-Darkness forever for that guy! His family is gonna have to mourn him."
I cannot explain how this sent me
Same dude im dead 😂😂
@@BassPurge oh no! Your family is gonna have to mourn you
Literally spit my water all over my wall
🤣🤣🤣
Favorite part, so accurate and harsh and great and hilarious
I’m at a point where i’ll watch pitchh meetings for movies i haven’t watched and don’t care about
In this particular case, by only watching the pitch meeting I can legitimately say I enjoyed this movie. Sitting through it would only have ruined the experience.
PS For some reason, I had to look up the spelling of 'legitimately' - it seems there is a price to pay, after all :(
That’s exactly why I’m here now
if I didn't have that attitude, I'd have only seen about 10 pitch meetings.
You watch them all because they're funny, weird comment
You mean there are ppl who dont watch all the Ryan Meetings?
*"Bad guys hate sticking around to see if the people they want dead are actually dead."*
Hollywood villain logic
John WIck lol
just fast killing
李昕睿 it happens in John Wick 1 as well, when he’s captured in the church under renovations, and somehow Dafoe can see through papered over windows and kill 1 bad guy.
I mean he is a business man he doesn’t have time for 30 seconds for his henchmen to kill the main characters
@@cjwrench07 oh please don't get me started on john wick the action movie -.-
Another villain moment. Your loyal henchmen performing marginally worse on a bad day...Gotta shoot em!
"Everybody's happy and everything went great"
- Their friend Vince died. He had a baby at home.
"Just a happy ending all around"
Happy ending for all the characters who matter
Victor Jr Except they left money for his wife and baby.
@@TF2Fan101 I’m sure the wife wanted money and not her husband
@@DanJuega Except she’ll be able to take care of herself and the baby now.
@@DanJuega yea, I mean definitely wanted money ...not her husband....money more important
-"there's a badass American agent called - Hobbs"
-"What's his deal?"
-"He's gonna try to become the Main Character of the Franchise"
Random caps is tight I guess
“We can’t stop and do a deep dive on every person Dom kills, you know, It’s fun and they’re dead and we move on and it’s a great time.” 🤷🏻♂️
best! line! ever!
"Somebody who looks like Vin Diesel ate the mushrooms from Super Mario."
This is the most accurate description I've heard of the Rock in years.
💀💀💀
"That's fair"
🤣👌🏼
"that's fair!" 😂😂
"Vague Car Things" - this whole series of movies, in a nutshell
“Vague car things are tight”!
This only really applies to the later movies. The early ones were more grounded and the cars were part of the plot.
@@ThreadBomb oi I iiii>>io iiii ii8i8 io vivivi8iii8 ii iiii I iii
The first one was basically a drag race version of Point Break - which is not a bad thing.
Here's a problem. What do we do? Drive fast! Here's another problem. What do we do?! Drive really fast! Another obstacle! What in the ever living heck do we do?!?! DRIVE REALLY, REALLY FAST WITH SOME FLIPS ADDED IN!!!!
Whole world including the entertainment industry worried about their shows and movies.
Ryan: Hold My Blank Paper Sheets.
The nice thing about Pitch Meetings is those two guys live together so they’re able to keep making Pitch Meetings during lockdown.
I like to think Ryan has been using the same paper in every video. Like, since the Justice League one.
@@darrylhamlin7475 Nice. I'm glad he was able to find someone who looks so similar to him.
NWN also, “big freakin nipples” on one sheet.
@@abubzlife8733 and the explanations of how two lions come together
"So does this count as terrorism"
"Not if the Americans do it, no"
Technically terrorism is an unlawful use of violence for political religious or ideological gain. So no they're not terrorists
Not unlawful if it's the government
Just a war crime
@@androssteague German official gov up to 1945?
I love how everyone actually believes that nowadays
@@helloworld2409 Not even then. It has to specifically be committed during a war with that country. The problem with something being determined "lawful" or not is when it's the people who write/enforce the laws doing it.
Oh, man, I hope the line "darkness forever for that guy" becomes a re-occurring catchphrase in future episodes. Re-occurring catchphrases are TIGHT!
Re-occurring catchphrases are super easy, barely an inconvenience.
it didn't but i believe the "kill that guy, take his his life" did
@@DarthLolly wow wow wow wow..... wow
Fast Five Writer Guy : "We can't stop and do a deep dive on every person Dom kills."
Fast X Writer Guy: "What if we did a deep dive on a person Dom killed?"
"Oh, I am completely satisfied with that explanation!"
There's your new catch phrase for Producer Guy.
Lame
this needs to be a thing
"Someone that looks like Vin Diesel ate a mushroom from super mario" lol
The video ended like 3minutes ago, and every time I even think of this description of The Rock I start laughing again!! 😂😂😂
best part
That's the perfect description of THE ROCK
😂😂😂
Haha what a beauty
"They are going to be furious, but we're not going to spoil that in the title."
Best decision they made; it really was an awesome twist.
Thanks a lot dude, I haven't seen this one yet and I assumed they wouldn't be furious in between all the times they go fast. Way to ruin the twist for me, I would've never seen it coming.
Do we learn the FATE of anyone in this one? Wait, don't tell me. You've spoiled it enough already. 😡
"Hyper-specific heist-related skillsets" is my new favorite phrase.
LOL
"Creatine Ocean's Eleven"! That's the exact perfect description of this entire franchise.
"Its just a fun quick simple killing and then we move on"
-Ryan 2020
Remember when it was street racing Point Break?
@@JaRW7 ahh back in simpler times
Exactly
If they had called this The Furious Five, I'd have spent the entire film wondering when Tigress and Po were gonna show up.
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Now I have this image of po driving a car or bouncing a car off his belly and doing a somersault. Tbh with the physics in these movies it'd fit right in
That's actually why they didn't use that title.
Po is the only person that can beat Dom
But if that had been the title, we'd never have known how fast things were!!!!
Ryan's back must be nearly broken by now carrying this channel
And his own channel
Not at all. It’s super easy .....(I’ll leave the rest to your imagination )
The channel needs to get off of that thing.
Yeah, he is always asking The Producer to get allllllllllll the way off his back... all the way
Yeah, he's already carrying big loads, so I need you to get all the way off his back.
I really hope “take their life” becomes a new catchphrase
It was in previous videos so there's a chance.
Yeah Yeah Yeah
I've been wanting to find the video that says "MURDER that x, take its life" before the Ghost Rider one for like a month now, but still no success :( I really enjoy it
Uhh, I mean, "MURDER that x, take its life" is TIGHT!
Hamster.
Darkness forever🤣
"But why do we need explosions?"
"Because why would we put something that *doesn't* have explosions in the movie? 😒"
Touché.
Am I the only one who laughs when he goes, “He’s from the first movie!”?
yes.
Nope pretty sure the point is to make people laugh
I love how enthusiastic he is about it!
haha yes, I die every time!
I only laugh when the setup line is "Remember this guy from the first movie?"
Its such an idiotic reaction, and it gets me every time
We need a tshirt that on the front says "This shirt must have been hard to get" and on the back says "Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience"
Maxxad TV *Genius*
Yeahyeahyeah
wow wow wow wow wow...wow
I'm gonna make it myself :D
@@joelmorningstar3645 That's the other shirt design. Front of it says 'wow wow wow wow....'
and then on the back says '...wow'
Is it weird that the two best people on screen rant are both ryan george?
Ahhh... you must have missed their first introductions. 1 is Ryan George, and the other is George Ryan.
@@cjwrench07 ahhh I See
@@cjwrench07 George is the one with the glasses.
Two? Oh, there's so many more guys involved.. like Bob, Other Bob..etc. The whole RyanVerse is carrying it! 😄
@@gronkgrunk Oh, the RyanVerse is tight! ...mainly because there are so many Ryans in it.
Flipped over twenty times and people survived? Wow they’re indestructible. Just like me
This comment is....criminally....underated
@@justinriley4063 Lol agreed
Hail Fearless Leader
My Reaction
😐 Who are you?
Pfft ok mr body double, whatever you say.
First time I’ve heard pregnancy described as “with child and stuff”
The and stuff threw me off.
The “and stuff” is the placenta
@@alisaurus4224 Hey god? is that u?
So in short, plot of Fast X is inspired by producer guy's concern about dying villains in this movie.
I might not be first
I might not be last
But when I see pitch meetings
I click fast...
*and furious*
EhiTheAfricanBoy that was actually funny! Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Goose-lock Holmes XD thanks
EhiTheAfricanBoy you’re welcome!
Hey! Spoilers
clever...
"Dom killing people with families is tight"
I bet it's gonna be hard for this film to break the laws of physics.
Actually it's gonna be super easy, *barely an incovenience.*
I'd really like to see the demographics of people who watch the fast and the furious franchise begining from the 5tg movie . It used to be about cars , so there was a lot of gearheads watching but now most gearheads don't like it , how is it pulling the big bucks ?
going home haha I have no idea either. I saw the first in theaters and thought it was cool and then it started going into 007 action and I totally lost interest.
@@Nmdixon-cu7vm yep the first ones even though they were a bit tacky and campy had a good vibe and appealed to car culture , it's probably responsible for so many people's love with cars , they lost their original core fan base when they switched . But it is making good money so it's really weird .
Ohhhhh very vague explanation 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@theouerthi It was NEVER about care, outside Tokyo drift.
The first movie was about an undercover cop in the racing scene to catch truck highjackers (aka Point Break with cars)
The second movie was about the now ex-cop being forced to go undercover to bust a drug dealer and clean his record.
The fourth movie was about the cop somehow now being an FBI agent, trying to catch a drug dealer who killed the girlfriend of the hijacker from first movie, so they team up and go undercover to catch the drug dealer.
“So what, they’re not gonna be furious now”
“They’re obviously gonna be furious but I’m not gonna spoil that in the title”
Ryan too funny 😂😂😂
I always crack a smile when he does some variation of "He's from the first movie!" Underrated catchphrases are tight!
I'd like to see a invisible man pitch meeting
Edit: seeing a comment on some pun I came up with idea of him wearing green to match with the background.
That would just be an empty room.
Thought he did that pitch already
I second this
That would be hard to see.
WESTECH MEDIA Actually it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Fast Five aka “Creatine Ocean’s Eleven”
You mean steroids ? Haha if I can look like that solely on creatine and protein powder that would be the dream .
going home TRT Ocean’s Eleven then.
There it is
@@cjwrench07 hahaha perfect .
That was my favourite part too 😂
“He has to be big enough to be threatening to Dom, like if Vin Diesel ate one of the mushrooms from Super Mario.”
And now I’m imagining Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson as the Super Mario Bros.
Rumor has it that initially the Maro bros were identical twins. But Luigi had eaten an 'altered' mushroom (created by Bowser to help himself with losing weight but accidentally left behind in 1 of the castles) that slimmed Luigi down but did not take his height away when he got hit.
There was an 'origin story' comic that gives the entire story about it, but it's on the back of the *declaration of independence* so you're gonna have to get your hands on it if you want to see for yourself.
Wtf, that's crazy
At least that'd let me forget they made a Mario Bros movie.
I would actually love this. Except it would be impossible to film since the actors basically hate each other.
"So anyway cause this is Creatine Ocean's Eleven..." HHAHAHAHAHAA I CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!
"Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow."
Easily the best line from this whole series.
Pitch Meeting for Top Gun and Jaws would be TIGHT!
Also doing one for The Fanatic with John Travolta would be super easy, barely and inconvenience!
Gotti!!!!!
Yeah yeah yeah
Pitch Meeting for Jaws so Ryan has to wear a '70s afro would be TIGHT!!
The fanatic pitch meeting
Producer guy : So you have a movie for me?
Screenwriter guy : cant talk i have to poo
And Inception
You can’t call it “Furious Five” what do you think this is, Kung Fu Panda?
huh i wonder if that's actually why it was called fast 5. actually that has 2 syllables
Yup
You beat me to it
Grandmaster Flash
I'll be honest, when I first started watching these I thought the "Actually its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience." was starting to get old after a few of them and then I realized that I absolutely love it. Its my favorite part now.
2:55 "It's just... it's fun and they're dead and we move on and it was a great time."
🤣🤣🤣 Ok someone please get me more oxygen.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Little did we know... 😂😂
Fast X
Fast and Furious 27: A Very Fun, Quick, Simple Killing
IN THE FUTURE! AGAINST SUPER-ROBOTS OR SOMETHING!!!!
bringing back memories of the "nobody ever thinks of the families of the evil henchman" gag cut scene from Austin Powers.
Well if studio exec guy thinks this one sounded insane, wait till he hears the next four
Producer: "Any plans for how to save the Fast and Furious franchise?"
Scriptwriter: "No, I'm kinda struggling, it'll be impossible at this rate!"
Producer:"Actually super easy barely an inconvenience"
Scriptwriter: "Oh really?"
Producer: "Yeah" *rings bell*
Scriptwriter: "What the heck was that?"
Producer: "The Rock alarm bell"
Scriptwriter: "The what?"
Producer: "Yeah, any time a franchise isn't making money we ring the Rock alarm bell and get the Rock in to be a main guy in the sequels"
Scriptwriter: "I didn't know we had that"
Producer: "All studios do. That's why he did Journey 2, the second GI Joe film, the Mummy 2, why he'll probably do something like Jumanji 2 and 3 and why he'll definitely be a main part of this franchise"
Scriptwriter: "Ooh, convincing one of the most famous actors to do sequels is tight"
Producer: "You said it brother"
This!
Only problem with that strategy is I refuse to watch anything with the Rock in it. He can't act! He just stands there smiling and being big. Cannot stand watching him.
They actually tend to be more successful than his original, solo projects
@akshay satish not sure about potc but definitely transformers.
"Darkness forever for that guy!* Bro I'm dying 😂😂😂
'But then she has to run to the bathroom to puke'
""Yeah, baby's are pretty gross"""
'That's probably part of it's'
That part killed me😂😂
I’d love to see a Back To The Future pitch meeting !
That needs to happen ASAP along with The Mandalorian S1!
I would love that
Game Station *Genius*
A pitch meeting for Back to the Future will be tight.
"His Mom wants to sleep with him."
"What?"
"we're not gonna spoil that in the title" Fast & Secretly Furious Five
Also I'd love to see a Chicken Little pitch meeting
„You know, it‘s fun and they‘re dead and we move on and it was a great time !“
„Ok, that‘s fair“ 😂😂
In my house we basicly say "it was super easy barely an inconvinience" every single time we see Even a single chance. Btw this video was TIGHT!
“Wow wow wow.... Wow” Gets me every time...
"So does this count as terrorism or is that that's something different?"
Almost spill my drink when he said that 🤣
"He's from the first movie!" That line is now as necessary as the rest of the catchphrase!
Ryan George is keeping my mental health sane. Blessings upon you Ryan.
I can't wait till Ryan covers Furious 7.
Ryan: "And at the beginning we're reminded that Han died and it's revealed that Deckard Shaw was behind it"
Other Ryan: "Oh no! I repressed that memory! Han was my favorite, why did you have to bring that up?!"
Ryan: "I'm sorry, don't worry though, we'll bring Han back in the 9th movie just like we did with Letty"
“Darkness forever for that guy. Kill that guy Dom.” Best line lmao.
“she’s with child, and stuff”
I felt that
This is a one for the ages!
The “and stuff” is the placenta
"So does this count as terrorism or is that something different?"
This... so dead after hearing this sentence. 🤪🤪
😂😂😂
When american do is never terrorism.
The answer to that is that it is something different. This is just a heist with collateral damage. A lot of collateral damage. The money is the goal, not causing fear for an ideology.
@@Axterix13 Wait, I thought getting back at the bad guy was the ultimate goal. Stealing the money was just the method by which they got back at him.... 🤔 and stealing all his money WOULD make him fearful because he's now penniless and looks weak, so rival gangs would be emboldened to move in on his turf and depose him as king of Rio.........., so it IS terrorism!!! 😃
“He opens up a business? Wouldn’t that be easy to track?”
Lmaooo right 😂 he’d be on google maps, yelp, everywhere
"Creatine ocean's eleven" lmao I'm dead 🤣😭
This was seriously the best pitch meeting you've done in years. So good.
He has a bunch of skits on his personal channel, incase some of you didn't know.
Let's get some Muppets action up in this meeting. We got 9 movies of varying levels of silly and disturbing. Perfect for the whole family.
Muppets suck
Yaaaaaaassss!!!
@@phenel All the more reason for a pitch meeting.
@@markusanderson5536 do we have to? I like it when he tears down stuff I like.
@@phenel Ah, but if that was always the case, we wouldn't have the Mario Bros movie pitch meeting. And that one was quite the gem.
"He's from the first movie!!" was said so earnestly that i snorted my drink, good job!
Dom left a duffel bag full of cash for Vince's wife, so she could at least get herself and her child outta the slums and have a better life. Not like they totally forgot about her
You should a Nic Cage “Gone in 60 Seconds” pitch meeting!
2:29 I'll never watch action movies the same.
*Hello person, scrolling through the comments, I hope you have a nice day! :)*
I wish you good fortune as well!
Thanks a bunch, you too
Thanks, you too
Back at you my dude.
\o/
0:12 I was excepting a Kung Fu Panda joke here...
"Creatinine Ocean's Eleven" - lost it at that.
"Darkness forever for that guy, his family will have to mourn him!"
Michael Pickleseller sent me here
.
.
"A sandwich with an extra large pickle"
The adstronauts brother sent me
Coincidences are tight
"...a big, uh, pretty big pickle in them. It's not that big of a pickle but I wouldn't say it's a small pickle."
0:50 "I am completely satisfied with that explanation" lmao
"We can't stop and do a Deep Dive on every person Dom kills, you know. It's just fun and they're dead and we move on and it was a great time." :)
Missed opportunity to call it Fast and the FOURious, but when has this series been known for that level of wit?
“We cant stop and do a deep dive on every person Dom kills you know?”
Fast X: are you sure about that?
I just discovered this channel a few weeks ago and have been binge watching the pitch meetings. I just got done watching the entire marvel compilation and thankfully there are still pitch meetings I haven't seen...YET! Now I must end this long ass comment so I can watch this new pitch meeting, which is super easy not even an inconvenience.
✌️😎👍
Welcome to the club. Please, do spread it around.
And now you're never gonna be the same...
we have all been there
Welcome to the Ryan-verse, buddy! 😁
Me: I came for Ryan George.
Producer Guy: Coming for Ryan George is TIGHT!
"How can we make this Fast and Furious sequel big?"
"I was thinking we can cast the Rock in it."
"I didn't know we could cast geographical objects in blockbusters?"
Me: I'm afraid of screen rant pitch meetings
Therapist: Oh really?!
Therapist:
Wow, Wow, Wow...Wow.
Is overcoming that fear going to be hard to do?
😂😂😂 omg, I'd love to see a series of movie producer guy just doing different types of jobs like this!
Henry Tieu
Something tells me Ryan wants to stay as far away from therapists as possible.
I was in tears when he went in on the guy Dominic kills 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
"He's from the first movie" is an unofficial motto of Pitch Meetings
pls. do pirates of the caribbean pitch meeting next, either your gonna do them one by one or it's gonna be a franchise pitch meeting that would be tight
“Hey, man, so glad to hear your wife’s having a baby.”
“She’s with child and stuff.”
“Wut?”
Insert Brazil “safe chase” scene that was actually filmed in Puerto Rico here and.... done.
Part of me is waiting for a pitch meeting where the producer says "that sounds like it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience." Then the pitch guy says "Actually, no. It'll be super hard!"
"Creatine Oceans 11," hahaha, I'm dying! These never get old or boring; keep it up!
"If George Clooney fell into a vat of testosterone" , this is extra funny after watching the Rick and Morty vat of acid episode
And then took a Mario Bros. mushroom, then you've got The Rock.
"Does this count as terrorism or is this something else?"
"Nyeenhhh, I don't know"....😅😅😅
The greatest showman pitch meeting would be great
It might even be the greatest.
Watching a Pitch Meeting about a movie I care nothing about is super easy and barely an inconvenience.
"So, is this count as terrorism ?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because they're Americans"
"Oh, gotcha!"
The producer is the best boss ever.
2:38 😭😭😂😂😂
2:07
Wait, did we just get a Michael Bay mini Pitch Meeting in the middle of a Fast & Furious Pitch Meeting?
Never have I felt an "He's from the first movie!" more than I did when Vince popped up in Fast Five.. the second or third time I watched it
Also, vague car things are *TIGHT!!*
best review of this movie had this bit of dialogue
Female Reviewer: "...Paul Walker is charming, Vin Diesel is grim, the Rock has biceps.."
Male Reviewer: "Don't they all have biceps?"
Female Reviewer: "Not like his, no"
i think they both enjoyed it