Why I Season My Cutting Board, NOT My Steak

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  • Опубліковано 8 тра 2019
  • Just like a dry sponge absorbs water, meat will (to an extent) absorb liquid as it cools. So, instead of flavoring your steak before you cook it (or in the pan while it cooks), you can simply flavor the cutting board with seasoning, citrus, herbs, butter - anything you'd like. Rest the steak on the board, then slice it thin and toss it in its own juices and your flavorings. The meat will suck everything up and deliver the goodness TO YOUR BELLY.
    Here's the classic J. Kenji López-Alt article I mentioned in the video about why you should season your steak at least 40 minutes in advance, IF you're going to season in advance: www.seriouseats.com/2011/03/t...
    MY COOKING PHILOSOPHY: I don't like weighing or measuring things if I don't have to, and I don't like to be constantly checking a recipe as I cook. I don't care that volume is a bad way of measuring things - it's usually easier. I like for a recipe to get me in the ballpark, and then I like to eyeball and improvise the rest. If you're like me, my goal with these videos is to give you a sense of how the food should look and feel as you're cooking it, rather than give you a refined formula to reproduce.
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  • @aragusea
    @aragusea  5 років тому +32833

    Q: Is that steak raw inside?
    A: Nah. It is on the rare side, which is how I like it. One thing I've learned since I started making videos (I'm a radio guy) is that cameras lie, especially about color. You can't trust the colors you see in a video. I can make some tiny tweaks to a filter or a light, and a steak will go from pink to red to gray without actually changing. Keep watching my videos, though, and I'll be able to afford a nicer camera with better color reproduction. I'm shooting on a real cheap DSLR with a kit lens.
    Q: Is that steak burned on the outside?
    A: Nah, see the above answer. Cameras tend to make dark brown look black. That's one of the reasons why food stylists do crazy stuff like painting food with shoe polish or whatever to make it look brown.
    Q: Will this method work with other meats?
    A: Yeah, anything you would consider slicing thin before eating.
    Q: Why not season the outside of the meat before cooking? Won't that make it taste better?
    A: Seasoning the outside right before cooking will definitely result in a salty crust, which can be nice. But with this recipe, I'm going to toss the steak in its own juices, which would redistribute the salt from the crust to the entire surface area of the meat anyway, so there simply isn't any point. And seasoning right before cooking absolutely will not flavor the interior of the meat. Kenji's experiments showed that it takes at least 40 minutes for salt to draw moisture out of raw meat, dissolve into the moisture, and then be reabsorbed. You should try his method sometime, which basically involves seasoning the meat the day before.
    Q: Are you sure the pieces are really absorbing the surrounding liquid?
    A: I think so! The commercial meat industry refers to this phenomenon as "pick-up." At the same time, though, I'm sure what's also happening is the "sauce" is congealing as it cools and is simply sticking to the surface of each piece. That's a desirable result, too, right? So I figure, who cares how much of either factor is at play?
    Q: Didn't you already make a video about this?
    A: The first food video I ever made, about a year ago, was a more complicated version of this recipe. I wanted to do it again, now that I'm a little better at making videos. Gonna redo my old roast chicken one, too. June 6.
    Q: Will you ever cook any damn vegetables?
    A: Yes! I've been waiting for stuff in my garden to ripen before I do a bunch of vegetable recipes.

    • @StankyLegss
      @StankyLegss 5 років тому +1423

      N A H

    • @thebosicothe
      @thebosicothe 5 років тому +143

      Adam Ragusea does this method only work if you slice it thin? If I like to cut my steak as in eating it, is kenji’s method better?

    • @ifeelverygood
      @ifeelverygood 5 років тому +93

      You don't need that big of a budget to shoot good videos with good colour production. Get a midrange secondhand Canon with a secondhand L series lens that opens to at least 2.8, which'll cost you less than 2k and you won't have to mess a lot with colour grading.
      You could get a Sony alpha but the colour isn't very good out of the box and if you shoot in S-log3 you need to do heavy colour grading.

    • @aragusea
      @aragusea  5 років тому +538

      ifeelverygood hah, “less than 2k,” so cheap! I’m literally shooting with a $300 canon T5 and its kit lens.

    • @aragusea
      @aragusea  5 років тому +302

      then00best yeah, I wouldn’t do this if I planned to serve the steak whole.

  • @Vrga
    @Vrga 4 роки тому +26101

    I actually season my meat before I eat the cutting board

    • @shreyshah5879
      @shreyshah5879 4 роки тому +383

      lol this comment needs way more likes

    • @nahtatrolI
      @nahtatrolI 4 роки тому +239

      A true conisseur

    • @nam9505
      @nam9505 4 роки тому +205

      The only normal comment

    • @boilingegg3412
      @boilingegg3412 4 роки тому +242

      he had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 4 роки тому +13

      Doesn't it chafe though? Well don't use anything spicy on your meat then.

  • @5H4D0WFURY
    @5H4D0WFURY 4 роки тому +3316

    "Why I watch the comments, not the video"

    • @SanLelo09
      @SanLelo09 4 роки тому +13

      Me too

    • @redux2984
      @redux2984 4 роки тому +12

      Lol all the time tho

    • @unknown2469
      @unknown2469 4 роки тому

      Im your 1000nd like

    • @TauntMocha
      @TauntMocha 4 роки тому +4

      Because we know the comment section is going full meme

    • @chicagolifetv
      @chicagolifetv 20 днів тому

      Why can’t u write😂😂

  • @red3260
    @red3260 9 місяців тому +533

    I click on this video sometimes just to read the comments

  • @SilverSurfar
    @SilverSurfar 6 місяців тому +858

    "Dad, why are you putting salt on the grass?"
    "Im seasoning the cow, son"

    • @Ejemplo-lz8ql
      @Ejemplo-lz8ql 4 місяці тому +4

      Underrated comment 🤣🤣

    • @Red_Parrot
      @Red_Parrot 4 місяці тому +24

      This is a copied comment

    • @sirjorm
      @sirjorm 2 місяці тому +15

      stolen comment

    • @daniel-shin
      @daniel-shin 2 місяці тому +7

      Stop stealing

    • @nickm.5931
      @nickm.5931 2 місяці тому +9

      Literally just ripped off a top comment.

  • @tobhaz7200
    @tobhaz7200 3 роки тому +16539

    "Father, why are you sprinkling salt on the grass?"
    *I'm seasoning the cow my son*

    • @crayblox1154
      @crayblox1154 3 роки тому +155

      Golden

    • @Cats83747
      @Cats83747 3 роки тому +139

      Actually i think people feed animals certain plants for flavour or colour

    • @wesleymays1931
      @wesleymays1931 3 роки тому +80

      @@Cats83747 i heard this is why flamingos in zoos are pink

    • @danielberrios8148
      @danielberrios8148 3 роки тому +8

      people actually do that

    • @UnexpectingDuck
      @UnexpectingDuck 3 роки тому +4

      Repost loser

  • @_superintendent
    @_superintendent 4 роки тому +17001

    i prefer to
    1: heat up the steak
    2: season the pan
    3: put the pan on the steak
    4: eat the cutting board

  • @wordlesssong
    @wordlesssong 7 місяців тому +201

    I think it's a pretty cool strategy to season the board first. But I actually prefer to season my hands instead. Your hands themselves let out sweat throughout the prep, so seasoning your hands helps wick it up and ensure that you don't get that uniform background saltiness from your sweat onto the steak, giving the coarse salt grains a bigger punch.

    • @manincharge2097
      @manincharge2097 4 місяці тому +11

      this is the most cursed one yet LMAO

    • @ros9764
      @ros9764 10 днів тому

      I can't tell if this is a joek or not but it sounds genius

  • @132o4_
    @132o4_ 10 місяців тому +365

    “Why I wipe my toilet, not my ass”

  • @deebo1186
    @deebo1186 3 роки тому +13004

    In memory of the comment that I can’t find
    “I prefer to season my mouth, eat the steak raw, and then light myself on fire.” -Marl Kalone

    • @coolbro5931
      @coolbro5931 3 роки тому +571

      Thank You For Bringing Back The Glory

    • @italianspaghetti9056
      @italianspaghetti9056 3 роки тому +338

      @@coolbro5931 Why Do You Type Like This?

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 3 роки тому +356

      @@italianspaghetti9056 Why Are You Mad About It?

    • @SwarumtheForum
      @SwarumtheForum 3 роки тому +52

      its Squish125 who made the original

    • @lustice8787
      @lustice8787 3 роки тому +26

      @@italianspaghetti9056 Are U Mad?

  • @naufalrev6283
    @naufalrev6283 4 роки тому +8837

    "Why i piss on the floor and then go to the bathroom"

    • @whatno5090
      @whatno5090 4 роки тому +849

      "Why I wipe my shit, *not* my ass"

    • @cylnder
      @cylnder 4 роки тому +36

      @@whatno5090 Some guy: *Does it*
      Shit: Why is there no water but not pants?

    • @princep203
      @princep203 4 роки тому +16

      @@cylnder bruh what? I dont get it

    • @cylnder
      @cylnder 4 роки тому +1

      @@princep203 ill give some context: the shit most likely wont hit the water, because its catched with the toilet paper, and the shit doesn't hit the pants either

    • @0subscriberswithnovideos
      @0subscriberswithnovideos 4 роки тому +9

      F l o o r g a n g

  • @theoriginalhoot346
    @theoriginalhoot346 10 місяців тому +1122

    This is so delicious! So tender and chewy, i never knew that cutting boards were that flavorful, I’ll definitely try this again, Thanks Adam!

    • @npcsrule
      @npcsrule 9 місяців тому +31

      tender and chewy don't exsist together. chewy is hard to chew and tender is easy. i ate the knife btw. i don't think your supposed to eat the cutting board.

    • @stephqnos
      @stephqnos 9 місяців тому +15

      @@npcsrule 🤓

    • @Rubenz343
      @Rubenz343 9 місяців тому +14

      @@stephqnos "🤓"🤓

    • @edu_dudu4101
      @edu_dudu4101 9 місяців тому +12

      @@npcsrule Wait, your not supposed to eat the pan?

    • @npcsrule
      @npcsrule 9 місяців тому +1

      @@edu_dudu4101 i ate the knife used to cut the steak

  • @kaydenroberts1254
    @kaydenroberts1254 7 місяців тому +77

    Awesome video! I have become so used to the standard "put seasoning in your air conditioning system so it naturally flows through the house" method, but have never tried this! Will definitely give it a go, thanks Adam!

  • @oxiqa5485
    @oxiqa5485 3 роки тому +5084

    “Why I walk myself, not the dog.”

    • @milkyyyyway
      @milkyyyyway 3 роки тому +60

      Sad doggo noises

    • @oxiqa5485
      @oxiqa5485 3 роки тому +3

      @@raidforge what

    • @oxiqa5485
      @oxiqa5485 3 роки тому +3

      @@raidforge this is the only vid i watched on this channel

    • @jayvan_
      @jayvan_ 3 роки тому +4

      @@raidforge mr sherlock dumbass some people can have the same thoughts ok

    • @yvngchappy285
      @yvngchappy285 3 роки тому +2

      @@jayvan_ deadass the comment wasn’t something special

  • @omarqacle
    @omarqacle 4 роки тому +5424

    "Why I bury the coffin, not the corpse"

    • @Roy-of7lo
      @Roy-of7lo 4 роки тому +29

      And what do you do with the corpse?

    • @omarqacle
      @omarqacle 4 роки тому +233

      @@Roy-of7lo I often like to clean the grave before the body to truly marinate the corpse into the grave.

    • @keiragrant4990
      @keiragrant4990 4 роки тому +8

      xxxx magnificent 😌

    • @scoreviews3477
      @scoreviews3477 4 роки тому +2

      xxxx epic

    • @wifeabuser1201
      @wifeabuser1201 4 роки тому +10

      @@Roy-of7lo marinate it with my special mayonnaise

  • @johnwhip5373
    @johnwhip5373 Рік тому +369

    Awesome video Adam! I actually prefer to season my nose before I eat. Most of our taste comes from are sense of smell. So every bite is evenly flavored. One extra tip is to snort it all up for the final bite, if you’re lucky you can get all your seasoning into your mouth after they’ve baked in your nostrils. Kind of like when you’re sick and don’t want to get a tissue you just snort the snot and then swallow, same idea. Happy cooking 😊

  • @tylerdurden9083
    @tylerdurden9083 8 місяців тому +30

    Why I do my teacher, not the homework

  • @akaanimegamer9324
    @akaanimegamer9324 3 роки тому +6805

    "Why I drink the cake batter, then throw myself in the oven"

    • @hamoodtatari
      @hamoodtatari 3 роки тому +65

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I haven’t laughed in such a long time 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bruh-rg2wp
      @Bruh-rg2wp 3 роки тому +42

      @unbothered peasant it's true, i was the oven

    • @DONQUIIIXOTE
      @DONQUIIIXOTE 3 роки тому +6

      This is freaking hilarious

    • @twentythousandiq1728
      @twentythousandiq1728 3 роки тому +2

      Lmaoooooo 😂😂😂

    • @Areutriggeredlol
      @Areutriggeredlol 3 роки тому +2

      I’d rather Set my self on fire

  • @chrisronoel5873
    @chrisronoel5873 3 роки тому +3667

    "Why I sit on my TV, and watch my couch"

    • @work4bread818
      @work4bread818 3 роки тому +25

      So underrated

    • @dossta
      @dossta 3 роки тому +6

      This has to be the best one

    • @anupasjohn
      @anupasjohn 3 роки тому +3

      Wth 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nananini3073
      @nananini3073 3 роки тому +5

      This one got me good

    • @Xedrie
      @Xedrie 3 роки тому +1

      Lpol

  • @ZiGABlaze
    @ZiGABlaze 8 місяців тому +92

    Awesome video Adam! I actually prefer to season the grocery store I buy the steak from so every time the steak is seasoned like the store. Then I drive my car into a river of bbq sauce its delicious.

  • @Wadadel
    @Wadadel Рік тому +70

    This technique is amazing, it was so tasty. But I have to say the steak was also pretty good.

  • @Ko-bb9tf
    @Ko-bb9tf 3 роки тому +3467

    "Why I waterproofed the water and not the phone"

    • @acpiggy8201
      @acpiggy8201 3 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @javi301
      @javi301 3 роки тому +6

      This deserves a like

    • @eyy805
      @eyy805 3 роки тому +7

      Dylan Hall you didnt get the joke

    • @javi301
      @javi301 3 роки тому +5

      @Dylan Hall r/woooooooooooosh

    • @susieandlancer8957
      @susieandlancer8957 3 роки тому +1

      Your thumbnail and name male this 50 time better

  • @henryelicker2403
    @henryelicker2403 3 роки тому +4620

    "Why I wake up and pee, and then get out of bed"

    • @seanhart3793
      @seanhart3793 3 роки тому +34

      Underrated comment

    • @zusidtechgamingandrc
      @zusidtechgamingandrc 3 роки тому +49

      Had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @KleoKyzen
      @KleoKyzen 3 роки тому +68

      Feels like that morning routine comment:
      "My morning routine:
      I wake up
      Take a shit
      Get out of bed"

    • @aosviftno
      @aosviftno 3 роки тому +7

      Why I season my Pan and not my steak

    • @ragglerock2682
      @ragglerock2682 3 роки тому +8

      Wake up
      Take a shit
      Get out of bed

  • @d3r01
    @d3r01 11 місяців тому +104

    What I personally like to do is season my stomach just so that when it goes in there, it gets properly seasoned. Give it a try. But first, make sure to tenderize your stomach acids.

  • @imran_hisham
    @imran_hisham Рік тому +75

    I've been using a method and honestly it changed my life.
    Step 1: Season your mouth
    Step 2: Eat the steak raw
    Step 3: Let the steak absorb the flavors
    Step 4: Light yourself on fire
    Most delicious steak i've ever eaten

    • @golfr7k1
      @golfr7k1 10 місяців тому

      im laughing out loud at this one!

    • @7sup999
      @7sup999 7 місяців тому

      😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Commzard
    @Commzard 4 роки тому +11042

    “Why I wash the towel, not my body”

    • @yahyashaikh7151
      @yahyashaikh7151 4 роки тому +36

      Seriously no replies?

    • @isaacong2455
      @isaacong2455 4 роки тому +106

      Gives you the "clean" effect

    • @organicdog5648
      @organicdog5648 4 роки тому +74

      "Why I murder innocent people, not commit mass genocide"

    • @legitwtf1212
      @legitwtf1212 4 роки тому +83

      Why I cut the knife not the steak

    • @nightsphenom7122
      @nightsphenom7122 4 роки тому +10

      Commzard “why I dry my towel, not my body”

  • @colekinzie9591
    @colekinzie9591 3 роки тому +3764

    “Why I wash my soap, not my hands”

    • @AngelReyes-gd4sf
      @AngelReyes-gd4sf 3 роки тому +41

      Wait but wouldn’t you still end up with clean hands?🤔

    • @colekinzie9591
      @colekinzie9591 3 роки тому +37

      @@AngelReyes-gd4sf, no you just wash the soap then put it down😂

    • @colekinzie9591
      @colekinzie9591 3 роки тому

      Yes you get it

    • @colekinzie9591
      @colekinzie9591 3 роки тому +5

      Oh wait that’s me

    • @omerrasiuk2449
      @omerrasiuk2449 3 роки тому +7

      "Why i sear the plate, not the steak"

  • @NicolasPare
    @NicolasPare 5 місяців тому +14

    Thank you for making this video. Not because it's a good video, but because of those amazing comments.

  • @GDJSingh
    @GDJSingh 9 місяців тому +13

    Where's the guy that said: "I prefer to season my mouth, eat the steak raw, and then light myself on fire."

    • @behavior2836
      @behavior2836 8 місяців тому +1

      everywhere cause all the commenters say the same thing

  • @trentypoo
    @trentypoo 4 роки тому +4093

    “Why I like eating the peel, not the banana”

  • @jaydnjc6090
    @jaydnjc6090 4 роки тому +3377

    “This is why I choose to dry myself before I shower”

    • @saadrehman8590
      @saadrehman8590 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂

    • @kingjhove3710
      @kingjhove3710 4 роки тому +6

      I’m Crying😂

    • @kalsyphr5039
      @kalsyphr5039 4 роки тому +71

      Instead of using soap in the shower, you can simply apply the soap, shampoo, and conditioner to your towel so that after you rinse yourself in the shower your body can absorb the cleaning agents and make your body that much cleaner and smoother. The soap industry calls this phenomenon "pick-up."

    • @lostcamel4454
      @lostcamel4454 4 роки тому +1

      I would like this comment but the number is too perfect

    • @DoctaM364
      @DoctaM364 4 роки тому

      don't forget white wine though

  • @ShinRyujinAkingIniirog
    @ShinRyujinAkingIniirog 9 місяців тому +20

    Thanks for the idea! Just finished eating my cutting board!

  • @Geilolp.
    @Geilolp. 5 місяців тому +10

    works amazing! i put alot of seasoning on it and made my food chewy so i can have the flavor more. best fork i ever had

  • @cumstain8389
    @cumstain8389 3 роки тому +2590

    "Why I watch the remote, and not the TV"

  • @cya4009
    @cya4009 3 роки тому +5024

    “Why i beat my belt, NOT my kids”

  • @thoraero
    @thoraero 10 місяців тому +9

    Bunches of great tips packed together in 4 minutes. Thank you!

    • @aidan_hiatt
      @aidan_hiatt 12 днів тому +1

      I swear this is the only real comment here

  • @gumaming
    @gumaming 8 місяців тому +5

    I tried this method, I had amazing results. Since I used a carbon steel pan it was perfectly seasoned. Soon as I took out the steak and rested it, I wiped my perfectly seasoned glistening pan and tucked it away in a safe place. I was very happy.

  • @micropepe9446
    @micropepe9446 3 роки тому +2702

    As soon as I read the title i knew the comments section was having a party

  • @stephenowen7661
    @stephenowen7661 4 роки тому +6067

    Who else frequently visits this video just to look at the comments?

    • @kage281
      @kage281 4 роки тому +133

      Bruh this comment section is so fucking funny

    • @Evan2
      @Evan2 4 роки тому +26

      Every single comment here is unoriginal. Not funny in the slightest.

    • @huzaifahhussain7840
      @huzaifahhussain7840 4 роки тому +4

      Yup

    • @ytkaci
      @ytkaci 4 роки тому +6

      Hahahaha, I do that

    • @Isnotreal42
      @Isnotreal42 4 роки тому +5

      Are u guys ok? we can talk if yall need help

  • @auzom5963
    @auzom5963 Рік тому +8

    One of the best cutting board recipes out there

  • @mischief5547
    @mischief5547 4 роки тому +3059

    " _Enters MasterChef_ "
    *_Cooks Cutting Board_*

    • @chepi2677
      @chepi2677 4 роки тому +4

      Lol this comment deserve more like

    • @krunchy4skin03
      @krunchy4skin03 4 роки тому +32

      Gordon Ramsay: It's RAW!!

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 4 роки тому +62

      Gordon ramsay likes to season his contestants before roasting them

    • @asyraff9719
      @asyraff9719 4 роки тому +3

      Cuts cutting board on top of steak

    • @ol_fortune9474
      @ol_fortune9474 4 роки тому +1

      Gordon once seasoned his kitchen floor btw.

  • @sunnysoneja1087
    @sunnysoneja1087 2 роки тому +4123

    "Why I eat protein powder, drink milk, then shake my stomach"

  • @ashleymusicx
    @ashleymusicx Рік тому +4

    i tried this and my dad said it was one of the best steaks he's ever had so thanks adam

  • @crazybigyo
    @crazybigyo Рік тому +1

    Well, nice. Never seen this method before. Very cool thanks for the tip.

  • @asadkhattak5786
    @asadkhattak5786 3 роки тому +3315

    “Why I whip the belt with the child”

    • @kabbagekebab1187
      @kabbagekebab1187 3 роки тому +99

      Why I hit my hand with my child’s face

    • @islandcyguy5617
      @islandcyguy5617 3 роки тому +6

      Oof

    • @nemomukerji
      @nemomukerji 3 роки тому +4

      Oof

    • @vardaan5947
      @vardaan5947 3 роки тому +2

      It's lame but I'm still liking bc you're an Indian.

    • @nemomukerji
      @nemomukerji 3 роки тому +8

      @@vardaan5947 I Indian as well but what do you think slippers hurt more than belt

  • @connoristhatguy
    @connoristhatguy 3 роки тому +3149

    "Why I look out the wall, not the windows"

  • @faermann
    @faermann 10 місяців тому +4

    This sounds amazing! I usually put salt on a lighter, light the cow used for my steak, oil the wood used for my cutting board, eat the cow as is, and at last jump into an oven cause I like it well-done.

  • @annabeckman4386
    @annabeckman4386 10 місяців тому

    Wow, Adam! This was very interesting!!! I will have to try this!!!

  • @imaleafok9796
    @imaleafok9796 4 роки тому +4772

    “Why i beat my parents, Not My kids”

  • @CTDBravo
    @CTDBravo 4 роки тому +29816

    I prefer to season the grass the cow eats then bite into the live cow.

  • @FatManJackson
    @FatManJackson 7 місяців тому +3

    I season my pepper and salt and oh boy, I'll tell you... The flavour of those seasonings has been so flavourful.

  • @Sm1thWessonAndMe
    @Sm1thWessonAndMe Рік тому +4

    I love this method! I went to a Argentinan steakhouse and was wishing I was home eating my own steaks Adam Ragusea style! ❤

  • @ankandas433
    @ankandas433 4 роки тому +30905

    I prefer to eat the toilet paper before pooping, so wipes itself on it's way out.

    • @lara.jameel3197
      @lara.jameel3197 4 роки тому +496

      Ankan Das IM DYING😂😂😂

    • @jeffpauljunior2163
      @jeffpauljunior2163 4 роки тому +486

      This deserves more like tbh shit had me dying

    • @snopom
      @snopom 4 роки тому +85

      I remember I looked at a comment like this

    • @boop5563
      @boop5563 4 роки тому +148

      lol i am shitting rn

    • @kentgil2526
      @kentgil2526 4 роки тому +32

      Irrelevant and unoriginal

  • @JimmyButlersdreads
    @JimmyButlersdreads 3 роки тому +3473

    “Why I sit on the TV, and watch the couch.”

    • @eastonrice1009
      @eastonrice1009 2 роки тому +8

      Fire name

    • @Tsk-uv1bt
      @Tsk-uv1bt 2 роки тому +5

      @@eastonrice1009 no it’s legendary

    • @sprelk2502
      @sprelk2502 2 роки тому +55

      "Why i do my teacher,not my homework."

    • @cfv7461
      @cfv7461 2 роки тому +11

      @@sprelk2502 oh shit, i see what you did there

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 2 роки тому +3

      Some cats already do that. Another sign of feline supremacy

  • @user-py2nw8bp1i
    @user-py2nw8bp1i 10 місяців тому +16

    Thanks! I tried this method and now my steaks aren't like a dry sponge, they taste like wet ones!

  • @mukgonolza
    @mukgonolza Рік тому +1

    I think this is one of the best ways to have a great steak at home. Really delicious.

  • @glocktane5743
    @glocktane5743 4 роки тому +2406

    I normally tend to snort the spices and then deepthroat the raw steak

  • @PrinceLullaby
    @PrinceLullaby 8 місяців тому +1

    every couple years I love coming back and re watching this video just cause lol

  • @amandaneville5078
    @amandaneville5078 Рік тому

    Great video all around! Thanks!

  • @accidentlyinhaledlargeamou8334
    @accidentlyinhaledlargeamou8334 3 роки тому +14657

    “Why i drink the petrol, then push my car.”

    • @God-gi9iu
      @God-gi9iu 3 роки тому +90

      Your Nose Is Stimulating My Prostate lmao

    • @loelaz
      @loelaz 3 роки тому +6

      lmao

    • @Zaystev
      @Zaystev 3 роки тому +8

      LMAO AHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Daniel_AL
      @Daniel_AL 3 роки тому +36

      This is the most original comment ever

    • @VGF80
      @VGF80 3 роки тому +2

      Just make sure you don't eat a candle.

  • @danielbyrd9673
    @danielbyrd9673 5 років тому +97081

    I actually prefer to season the tree before making the cutting board👍🏼

    • @sarafernandes4735
      @sarafernandes4735 5 років тому +3477

      Lmao this should be the top comment😂

    • @HelloMyNamesNino
      @HelloMyNamesNino 5 років тому +5205

      I actually season the dirt first

    • @malekooie1896
      @malekooie1896 5 років тому +3337

      Season the sun so the tree can grow faster so you can make the cutting board😂

    • @sunfire5790
      @sunfire5790 5 років тому +135

      🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @khwezay
      @khwezay 5 років тому +113

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lustria7244
    @lustria7244 9 днів тому +3

    This has “I eat the cereal and drink the milk then breakdance to mix them” vibe.

  • @mhassankhalid3774
    @mhassankhalid3774 11 місяців тому +8

    Why i wipe the toilet, Not my Ass

  • @tonytonychoppas
    @tonytonychoppas 4 роки тому +4265

    I actually like to eat popcorn kernels then throw my self inside of a microwave

  • @ajsonshehaj8823
    @ajsonshehaj8823 3 роки тому +2217

    "Why I eat the toy and not the happy meal"

  • @SierNotsruht
    @SierNotsruht 20 днів тому +1

    "Why I give therapy to my pen, and then tell my patient to write their problems down."

  • @cbmobile1797
    @cbmobile1797 Рік тому +8

    I season my intestines, not my steak
    1. I first take my ingest tons of seasoning
    2. Then I go into the oven for 30 mins
    3. I eat the steak raw
    4. I then put myself on the plate
    This actually has a great impact in the tasting of the steak since it really meets the flavor of the seasoning inside your intestines and going into the oven yourself adds up that crispy outside and juicy cooked insides which is great

    • @rayanthepretentiousnerd
      @rayanthepretentiousnerd 11 місяців тому

      Are there not thousands of comments that make this joke. It’s beyond stale.

    • @7sup999
      @7sup999 7 місяців тому

      💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AverageLadd
      @AverageLadd 4 місяці тому

      Don't forget to light your plate on fire before putting yourself on the plate!

  • @hairyfairy6118
    @hairyfairy6118 3 роки тому +4570

    Plot Twist: He's really planning on eating the cutting board.

  • @H0BG0BLINz
    @H0BG0BLINz 4 роки тому +17807

    i prefer to season the sun before the grass does photosynthesis

    • @Fractal821
      @Fractal821 4 роки тому +553

      G1poundz Nahhh. My steak would be bland like that. I prefer to create the universe, gets some random materials to create the sun, then season it. After that, the sun emits heat onto the grass, in which it is also seasoned. Then I become a cow, die, become a human, and grab my past life dead remains, and finally use the sun to cook in in order to get the seasoning onto the steak.

    • @TuanTran-ky4fl
      @TuanTran-ky4fl 4 роки тому +36

      Fractal hAhaHa fUnNy i LauGh

    • @fixtureofthesun
      @fixtureofthesun 4 роки тому +121

      Tuan Tran dO nOt TyPe lIkE tHaT yOU ArE gIvInG mE a stRokE anD itS unFunNY

    • @meguminenjoyer6339
      @meguminenjoyer6339 4 роки тому +68

      or you just season god and whatever he makes its seasoned BIG BRAIN

    • @nou9187
      @nou9187 4 роки тому +6

      Then in return the cows are seaonsed then eat the cow live

  • @isfrenchjei
    @isfrenchjei 8 місяців тому +2

    Totally working method, though plastic board tasted regular, wooden ones are top-tier, especially pure wood ones without was coating😋

  • @adp98408
    @adp98408 3 місяці тому +2

    Ah, thanks UA-cam. I woke up this morning thinking about how I need to learn how to make food wrong so people stop asking me to cook for them.

  • @raeshumar2545
    @raeshumar2545 4 роки тому +2564

    “Why I brush my toothpaste, not my teeth.”

  • @evankwong3334
    @evankwong3334 4 роки тому +7057

    Why I season my mouth and THEN eat the steak.

  • @thatonepianoguy_
    @thatonepianoguy_ 8 місяців тому +1

    Thanks, it tasted great! The steak was great too!

  • @Elysia_bed
    @Elysia_bed 9 днів тому +2

    *"Why i wear the shoes first, not the socks"*

  • @parkerwilson253
    @parkerwilson253 4 роки тому +3251

    I actually eat the popcorn kernels, die, then wait for my family to cremate me.

    • @tonymichel6607
      @tonymichel6607 4 роки тому +38

      Jesus Christ 😂😂

    • @josephwarren7714
      @josephwarren7714 4 роки тому +35

      Sweet and dusty

    • @LizziesLukas
      @LizziesLukas 4 роки тому +5

      So, the famous last word is?

    • @doyouknowjoe3184
      @doyouknowjoe3184 4 роки тому +9

      @@LizziesLukas cut my body open and pull the fresh popcorn from my digestive system

    • @FnRez
      @FnRez 4 роки тому +5

      Gordon: ItS rAw

  • @Raj-cl9lm
    @Raj-cl9lm 4 роки тому +1351

    "why I open my parachute after landing on the ground"

  • @bigmeatyclaws9247
    @bigmeatyclaws9247 Рік тому +2

    I found that substituting every ingredient for beer worked just as well.

  • @ShiekhC0smic
    @ShiekhC0smic 11 місяців тому +12

    Usually, I eat the seasoning then shove the stack raw in my mouth, then light a fire in my mouth. Juicy, not overcooked or undercooked, and the flavor is absolutely amazing.

  • @zwe4
    @zwe4 3 роки тому +3354

    “There are no Oogways”
    ~Master Accident

  • @camwoods2471
    @camwoods2471 4 роки тому +3045

    I don’t think this guy realised how much of a meme this would become

    • @LyricalTrain
      @LyricalTrain 4 роки тому +120

      No. He realized how much of a meme it would become AFTER it became a meme.....
      *You know, the right way*

    • @person8123
      @person8123 4 роки тому +8

      @Broly ?

    • @dongschlong1769
      @dongschlong1769 4 роки тому +13

      Broly you sure as hell sound like one

    • @mintypod5776
      @mintypod5776 4 роки тому +4

      Broly you watch anime buddy, I cannot think of a bigger white looser than you.

    • @bloodieboi5182
      @bloodieboi5182 4 роки тому +1

      Broly racist

  • @theresnodogs
    @theresnodogs Рік тому +29

    had this as my first ever steak today. the rosemary with the butter was so good.

  • @alphaca369
    @alphaca369 8 місяців тому +6

    I found a better method though which I tried before, I usually leave the steak in the fridge and prepare the seasoning. I proceed to season the air because it provides the most flavor for everyone to enjoy. Then I cook the steak medium rare, and then serve.

  • @fahadalmathkour325
    @fahadalmathkour325 4 роки тому +3319

    “Why i season the butcher and not the meat”

  • @The_Mythical_Potato
    @The_Mythical_Potato 3 роки тому +1867

    "Why I pour hot water into my mouth first and then eat the ramen"

  • @InGeneralContent
    @InGeneralContent 7 місяців тому +58

    I've basically seen every joke in the book, but I'll be the first comment to say that this was really creative Adam! I've been looking for different ways to cook steak, and I plan to try this one soon. Your logic and thought processes are spot on. The only thing I'd omit is the lemon juice, because I'm not a big fan of acid on steak. Otherwise, good job!

    • @Caquin1950
      @Caquin1950 6 місяців тому

      Jokes aside, I'd love to know if you tried it, and if it's actually worth to do it this way.

    • @FrizFroz
      @FrizFroz 5 місяців тому +8

      @@Caquin1950FutureCanoe did a video testing out various UA-camrs methods for cooking steak, and this cutting board method checks out well enough apparently.

    • @Caquin1950
      @Caquin1950 5 місяців тому

      @@FrizFroz sick, I may try it out some day lol

  • @cruchinggo4678
    @cruchinggo4678 4 місяці тому +1

    I also season my knife for additional flavor! That way, it won't *cut* down the flavor (tastiest knife I've ever eaten)

  • @dreamcarl3832
    @dreamcarl3832 3 роки тому +2348

    I prefer to deepthroat my cutting board, slice my pan, cook the steak on concrete and season my fork

  • @gregorosif5813
    @gregorosif5813 3 роки тому +3037

    The more I scroll the better it gets...

  • @LegoGuy49
    @LegoGuy49 9 місяців тому +11

    Why I wipe my toilet and not my ass

  • @shadowguy1780
    @shadowguy1780 4 роки тому +1724

    I season my mouth, eat the streak raw, cook it with my stomach acids and inject garlic and lemon directly into my blood stream.

  • @LoveDoctorNL
    @LoveDoctorNL 2 місяці тому +4

    You can stop watching this, he doesn’t do it anymore

  • @floatingpoint5860
    @floatingpoint5860 5 місяців тому

    this is ingenious! Simple but ingenious.

  • @nayel4744
    @nayel4744 4 роки тому +3689

    Next video:
    “Why I put my dirty dishes in my car, then drive it thru a car wash”

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +9406

    Gordon Ramsay: *Why I roast my chefs and not the raw meat*

  • @patricknoone2152
    @patricknoone2152 8 місяців тому +1

    I’m literally salivating

  • @exnihilo7450
    @exnihilo7450 2 роки тому +5615

    “Why I put deodorant under other people noses and not on my armpit”

    • @RaffiMiah
      @RaffiMiah 2 роки тому +36

      😂😂😂

    • @simonhoel2704
      @simonhoel2704 2 роки тому +124

      why i smoke so much weed to cover my sense of smell, so i can work around people who dont use deodorant.

    • @gianlucazanon1505
      @gianlucazanon1505 2 роки тому +2

      Why I pay the guy in the slaughterhouse to cut the cow's throat from left to right and not from right to left

    • @mr_box1264
      @mr_box1264 2 роки тому +5

      "it smells nice"

    • @propaganja7264
      @propaganja7264 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂👊🏾

  • @leon7sheva
    @leon7sheva 2 роки тому +38946

    i actually tried this technique. I can confirm, the most delicious cutting board i have ever eaten.

    • @moun10high
      @moun10high 2 роки тому +257

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @nightmare-px3rh
      @nightmare-px3rh 2 роки тому +376

      Ok that's funny ill give you that

    • @generic8618
      @generic8618 2 роки тому +218

      I tried it too and the cutting board was so delicious and the flavors went well with its texture and flavor

    • @mayn90s19
      @mayn90s19 2 роки тому +99

      @@generic8618 yes flavor went well with its flavors.

    • @nightmare-px3rh
      @nightmare-px3rh 2 роки тому +28

      @@generic8618 maeks sense

  • @mathiaswinge7439
    @mathiaswinge7439 Рік тому +1

    I think I will start doing a mix. A little seasoning on the meat before and a little on the board!

  • @lolomo-bz9dp
    @lolomo-bz9dp Рік тому +3

    "Why I kill myself not my cow"