Why I Flavor My Butter, NOT My Steak

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  • Опубліковано 3 лип 2019
  • My go-to summer grill recipe of steak with garlic butter and zucchini, sponsored by Audible! For a 30-day free trial, one free audiobook and two Audible Originals, go to audible.com/adamragusea or text adamragusea to 500-500.
    Here's that article from Cedars-Sinai about the health risks of flame char on meat: blog.cedars-sinai.edu/grillin...
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  • @aragusea
    @aragusea  4 роки тому +28063

    So I was totally being cute with this title and I have no problem with all the jokes, BUT I’m gonna establish this pinned thread as a place for people who want to discuss the actual recipe ;-)

    • @leenae5937
      @leenae5937 4 роки тому +3023

      Have any of ur students ever said something about your UA-cam? Also, what is one meal you have yet to perfect?

    • @aragusea
      @aragusea  4 роки тому +4271

      @@leenae5937 it's all they want to talk about anymore ;-) and my burgers are garbage

    • @marco_rocco
      @marco_rocco 4 роки тому +2510

      I know this is a pain in the ass but I cut zucchini into super thin slices, grill them, then season with garlic olive oil and parsley. They take a lot of time, a lot of room on the grill but oh man are they worth it.

    • @IttyBittyVox
      @IttyBittyVox 4 роки тому +570

      I like the trick of heating the foiled tray.
      I tried your board trick before with a heated plate and it worked fine but it was a bit of a faff. This seems way easier.

    • @aragusea
      @aragusea  4 роки тому +1659

      @@marco_rocco can i come over?

  • @sbcge
    @sbcge 4 роки тому +3074

    *WHY I FLAVOR MY MOUTH NOT THE FOOD*

    • @man4437
      @man4437 4 роки тому +134

      I can just imagine him grinding pepper straight into his mouth and then eating a piece of steak

    • @arthur682
      @arthur682 4 роки тому +6

      DUMPLING PROD lmfao

    • @paulhume4629
      @paulhume4629 4 роки тому +25

      Why I flavour my stomach not the food

    • @enzoTHEferrari
      @enzoTHEferrari 4 роки тому +17

      Why I swallow burning ember and eat raw chicken instead of cooking it

    • @zanaxz1786
      @zanaxz1786 4 роки тому +2

      @@enzoTHEferrari enzo LMFAO HAHAHah

  • @naohbeats
    @naohbeats 3 роки тому +5335

    “Why I flip the grill, not my steak”

  • @ThePenguinMan
    @ThePenguinMan Рік тому +96

    “Dad why are you seasoning, the sun?”
    “I’m seasoning the light that will feed the grass that will feed the cow that will feed us.”

  • @crazilite4692
    @crazilite4692 2 роки тому +890

    I SWEAR THIS GUY IS A COOKING CHANNEL BUT HES LITERALLY A FREAKING LANGUAGE ARTS TEACHER

    • @Fuchsia_tude
      @Fuchsia_tude Рік тому +20

      Hasn't been in 2.5 years, actually

    • @nathenielsasuman9587
      @nathenielsasuman9587 Рік тому

      @@Fuchsia_tude mostlikely due of the pandemic

    • @JoeMama-ke1so
      @JoeMama-ke1so Рік тому +1

      Senior science teacher that don’t care. That Marco mentality baby lol

    • @rc-w-3487
      @rc-w-3487 Рік тому +12

      @@nathenielsasuman9587 Actually, if I remember correctly hes decided to take youtube full time pre-pandemic

    • @mirandazhang1359
      @mirandazhang1359 11 місяців тому +1

      Went to college for music lol

  • @soma4320
    @soma4320 4 роки тому +9538

    “Why i kidnapped the van, not children”

    • @jacksonwong4159
      @jacksonwong4159 4 роки тому +256

      Big money moves

    • @risesxd
      @risesxd 4 роки тому +39

      best comment

    • @nahbro5366
      @nahbro5366 3 роки тому +33

      Fucking hilarious, made my day.

    • @stelioskk2884
      @stelioskk2884 3 роки тому +1

      Χαχαχαχαχαχχχαχαχα

    • @nahbro5366
      @nahbro5366 3 роки тому +1

      @@stelioskk2884 Хахахахахахаха

  • @eggbenedict5848
    @eggbenedict5848 3 роки тому +3164

    "Why I study after the test."

  • @Thonixel544
    @Thonixel544 2 роки тому +439

    this man is finding every way to NOT season his steak directly

  • @robertsandee3349
    @robertsandee3349 2 роки тому +18

    Thanks for the tip! That was the best stick of butter I've ever tasted!

  • @guccicombo2098
    @guccicombo2098 3 роки тому +9910

    “Why I watch the comments, not the video.”

  • @trackie1957
    @trackie1957 2 роки тому +168

    I really like this. “This is how I like it, you do what you want…”. I’ve always liked a thicker steak, but yours came out perfectly. As you said, prep and timing are everything.
    Carry on!

  • @Manhunt2299
    @Manhunt2299 2 роки тому +49

    i personally like to season my pan and put it on high heat so i get a black seasoning crust on my pan and cook it on that

    • @PeterBarnes2
      @PeterBarnes2 Рік тому +7

      With all the other comments I can't tell if that's actually a good idea or not.

  • @zblocks5290
    @zblocks5290 3 роки тому +2383

    "why i steal the vault, not the money"

    • @Famcebok
      @Famcebok 3 роки тому +73

      The money is in the vault so you are still stealing the money

    • @dunkaccino5200
      @dunkaccino5200 3 роки тому +142

      @@Famcebok well it's a win win you got the money you also have a free vault

    • @Eureka092
      @Eureka092 3 роки тому +65

      @@dunkaccino5200 and if they're dumb enough, they will keep adding money to the vault that you stole

    • @shouko9097
      @shouko9097 3 роки тому +10

      @@Eureka092 that was the dumbest comment ive ever seen on youtube, regardless of whether it was a joke or not.

    • @Eureka092
      @Eureka092 3 роки тому +27

      @@shouko9097 hey, some jokes are made to be dumb

  • @OmicronGaming
    @OmicronGaming 3 роки тому +18880

    “Why I walk myself, not the dog”

  • @calebbridges4748
    @calebbridges4748 Рік тому +3

    I like your humor and your candor. It's hard to have both.

  • @TechBirb
    @TechBirb Рік тому +2

    "I'm mostly in this for the garlic" my oh my, what a great garlic transport system, this butter is.

  • @Flaw9679
    @Flaw9679 4 роки тому +2922

    “Why I brush my toothpaste, not my teeth.”

    • @ezekiel11322
      @ezekiel11322 4 роки тому +13

      Roxas XIII The Key of Destiny No, its "Why I put my toothpaste on my teeth, and not on the brush

    • @palpatine1715
      @palpatine1715 4 роки тому +1

      ShockK - CoD mobile tried that once, my mouth tasted weird the entire day...

    • @jenshoevwavwa2208
      @jenshoevwavwa2208 4 роки тому

      You're brushing your toothpaste along with your teeth

    • @crisespinoza2521
      @crisespinoza2521 4 роки тому

      Fuck you copycat xD

    • @crisdropemoff2605
      @crisdropemoff2605 4 роки тому

      Your welcome for 1k likes

  • @hasanahmad4684
    @hasanahmad4684 4 роки тому +87357

    I prefer to season my mouth, Eat the steak raw and set my self on fire i really love that maximum flavor

  • @zsalmalevimado3397
    @zsalmalevimado3397 2 роки тому

    This was the first ever Adam Ragusea video ive even see. I watched it the way it came out, ive been addicted since.

  • @LARKXHIN
    @LARKXHIN 2 роки тому +3

    This was on my homepage and I was like "yes the video that started it all!" 🐐

  • @DosSantos721
    @DosSantos721 4 роки тому +3546

    2021: "This is why I beat my hand, and not my meat"

    • @gayfurry5287
      @gayfurry5287 4 роки тому +172

      "Honey, what are you doing?"
      "Nothing!"
      **fucking stabs hand**
      "Oh yeah.."

    • @swedneck
      @swedneck 4 роки тому +6

      YEOW
      beat your meat live on stream

    • @blackieechan6215
      @blackieechan6215 4 роки тому +49

      Why I beat my kids, not my meat

    • @hmphdot
      @hmphdot 4 роки тому +17

      this is why i leave myself, not my kids

    • @snifey2233
      @snifey2233 4 роки тому +1

      @@gayfurry5287 yo this is a Christian comment section

  • @CyMations
    @CyMations 4 роки тому +2539

    This man would rather sell his soul to satan than season his meat

    • @liamtahaney713
      @liamtahaney713 4 роки тому +203

      "why I season satan, not my meat"

    • @jayden6594
      @jayden6594 4 роки тому +19

      But he seasoned it in the video
      Edit: it’s at 3:53 btw

    • @PhoneyFoxy
      @PhoneyFoxy 4 роки тому +6

      @@jayden6594 Dude it's a joke, not a very good one, but a joke non the less.

    • @jayden6594
      @jayden6594 4 роки тому

      Husky The wolf just pointing it out

    • @saucyblancos2043
      @saucyblancos2043 4 роки тому +5

      Husky The wolf Its a meme you uncultured swine

  • @gogabzhalava5712
    @gogabzhalava5712 2 роки тому +3

    Ya know, i tried this teqnique on my house and it really works! Amazing flavor it gave to my house! Thanks man!

  • @DaBurntToaster
    @DaBurntToaster 2 роки тому +2

    an important note aboot the nuker
    microwave power settings do NOT effect power output of the magnetron, rather the power output remains the same and the magnetron is just turned off for a period of time dependent on the manufacturer.
    my microwave will power on for 10 seconds when set to another power setting, so I cant have low power for 10 seconds, because thats how long it cooks for on low. the power setting on my nuker only effects the duration of the off time
    and the noise you hear is likely not the magnetron, its the fan cooling it.

  • @larzelot5114
    @larzelot5114 4 роки тому +2123

    Why I flavor my house instead of my steak

    • @naizun1815
      @naizun1815 4 роки тому +30

      Add some white wine to it

    • @joelmiller1028
      @joelmiller1028 4 роки тому +4

      You just made me laugh out loud and I snorted (I’m at a funeral)

    • @exiledaura8260
      @exiledaura8260 4 роки тому +3

      Why i flavor my cow not my steak

    • @hyperfruit541
      @hyperfruit541 4 роки тому +1

      Make sure to get every crook and cranny. The salt will really penetrate in the house and get that maximum flavour.

    • @aingmaung5705
      @aingmaung5705 4 роки тому

      To dark in here can you bring a flashlight

  • @emelyabethania380
    @emelyabethania380 4 роки тому +7706

    Next video :
    *why i eat the grill, NOT the steak*

    • @lime8823
      @lime8823 4 роки тому +190

      Why I season he cow NOT the steak

    • @deeuyen1558
      @deeuyen1558 4 роки тому +127

      why i season the cows food and NOT the cow

    • @paroxysmic729
      @paroxysmic729 4 роки тому +95

      @@deeuyen1558 Why I season the ground not the grass.

    • @sticks5671
      @sticks5671 4 роки тому +68

      @@paroxysmic729 why I season the rain and not the ground

    • @nitro_anh
      @nitro_anh 4 роки тому +78

      @@sticks5671 why I season the Sun, not the Earth

  • @benjaminolds
    @benjaminolds 2 роки тому +18

    Great video. I do the same thing for my fire starter, but instead of using/wasting a paper towel, I grab drier lint. It lights easier, burns better, and wastes less! Good stuff!

    • @ayoutubechannel6045
      @ayoutubechannel6045 7 місяців тому

      Careful about the dryer lint, I’ve heard that burning it can create carcinogens. Not an expert so wont elaborate fully

  • @bangkoklifebynuningpratiwi6557
    @bangkoklifebynuningpratiwi6557 2 роки тому +1

    Great idea for outdoor cooking. Thanks Chef.

  • @James-cb7nb
    @James-cb7nb 3 роки тому +2041

    "Why I shoot my therapist, NOT myself."

  • @The_Mythical_Potato
    @The_Mythical_Potato 3 роки тому +3046

    "Why I drink boiled water first and then eat the ramen"

    • @abhwastaken5704
      @abhwastaken5704 3 роки тому +14

      Good one

    • @potatoaim2714
      @potatoaim2714 3 роки тому +6

      Stolen comment

    • @ricardov3869
      @ricardov3869 3 роки тому +64

      @@potatoaim2714 well there is a chance they didnt see the same comment so they thought of the same thing so just dont go up and say stolen comment

    • @shadowsky8459
      @shadowsky8459 3 роки тому +28

      @@potatoaim2714 Welcome to the internet

    • @qualtra
      @qualtra 3 роки тому +32

      @@potatoaim2714 you know that comment "Stolen comment" is stolen often

  • @adrianochoi7163
    @adrianochoi7163 Рік тому +3

    This is how you get Gordon Ramsay Yelling at you

  • @Dietwin_von_Lengenfeld
    @Dietwin_von_Lengenfeld 2 роки тому

    love your safety shoes when firing up the grill. using quite the same myself. running gag from German grill forums. last year I was lucky when I swirled my wok around with oil. It was just warm, otherwise I would have had fried toes.

  • @TheRupe
    @TheRupe 4 роки тому +8165

    "Why I put deodorant in people's nostrils, NOT under my arms"

  • @Thebluegaming44
    @Thebluegaming44 4 роки тому +2109

    "Why i rob myself, not the bank"

  • @WarOfTheTorky
    @WarOfTheTorky 9 місяців тому

    Jokes aside, its very refreshing to see thse intuitive ways of preparinf dishes. Judt shows that there are more ways to do it then one.

  • @augyskitchen
    @augyskitchen 2 роки тому

    I totally agree with the remark about the chimney starter

  • @clairemartin8759
    @clairemartin8759 4 роки тому +3136

    Adam *“flavor everything except the steak”* Ragusea

    • @thegistofthelists
      @thegistofthelists 4 роки тому +9

      Comedic Claire Ragusea

    • @vinstinct
      @vinstinct 4 роки тому +20

      Sousvide Everything just did a blind taste test with steaks. seasoning the steaks before cooking vs. seasoning the cutting board. Seasoning the steaks won hands down.

    • @edgeisloveedgeislife5439
      @edgeisloveedgeislife5439 4 роки тому +10

      vinstinct well sous vide is different. it gives the flavourings time to penatrate the steak and doesn't burn them. on a grill this might be different because they can burn.

    • @momothewitch
      @momothewitch 4 роки тому +9

      @@vinstinct Yeah but they cooked it sous vide. Not the same as putting it in the pan like Adam did

    • @fryingpancakes8445
      @fryingpancakes8445 4 роки тому +18

      Next Video: Why I flavor my fork, not my steak

  • @pieceofvermin
    @pieceofvermin 3 роки тому +1612

    “Why I wear my closet, not my clothes”.

    • @Livia-T
      @Livia-T 3 роки тому +7

      HUH

    • @keekee300
      @keekee300 3 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @eureze9250
      @eureze9250 3 роки тому +7

      Of all the "Why" comments I've read, this one got me rolling on the floor LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @Livia-T
      @Livia-T 3 роки тому +1

      Eureze IKR WHY DOESN’T IT HAVE 1K LIKES LMAO

    • @Xavier-ev3tw
      @Xavier-ev3tw 3 роки тому

      Lmao just think how that would look

  • @lowdown5150
    @lowdown5150 Рік тому

    Smart way to make sure the family eats. Good dude.

  • @28ebdh3udnav
    @28ebdh3udnav 2 роки тому +3

    I like to scrape the grill with an onion because it flavors the grill before you start grilling

  • @tronkss1079
    @tronkss1079 4 роки тому +2299

    Next video:
    “Why I watch my remote, not my tv”

  • @sideofpondue
    @sideofpondue 3 роки тому +1643

    “Why I bury the gun, not the bodies”

    • @Spyr0lYT
      @Spyr0lYT 3 роки тому +132

      thanks for the idea

    • @flippy3763
      @flippy3763 3 роки тому +22

      @@Spyr0lYT LMAO

    • @Qwertzalcoatl
      @Qwertzalcoatl 3 роки тому +36

      Wow, this is actually a good tip. Try watching the Filipino film, {2013} On the Job; they actually do something similar.

    • @Qwertzalcoatl
      @Qwertzalcoatl 3 роки тому +6

      @@Spyr0lYT Huh? Who's trying to be funny? That's an actual, practical idea. Try googling what funny means, dumbass!

    • @Star_II3S
      @Star_II3S 3 роки тому +1

      @@Spyr0lYT Oy ano ang problema mo sa mga Pinoy Films

  • @dugdaldog4574
    @dugdaldog4574 Рік тому +2

    " I don't season my steak"
    Him: *immediately seasons it*

  • @terilapsey
    @terilapsey 10 місяців тому

    Just learned so much from this video! Yum!! Thank you.

  • @lior6222
    @lior6222 3 роки тому +918

    "Why I Cut My Knife, NOT My Steak."

  • @deathbypizza7769
    @deathbypizza7769 3 роки тому +944

    “Why I season the fire, not the steak”

    • @Waspinvr
      @Waspinvr 3 роки тому +4

      You stole my comment from a year ago

    • @Xavier-ev3tw
      @Xavier-ev3tw 3 роки тому

      Thats a good idea tbh

    • @jakeup5654
      @jakeup5654 3 роки тому +2

      That's actually a thing they do. They use flavored wood that burns and gives flavor

    • @yizao9289
      @yizao9289 3 роки тому

      JakeUp53 but but it’s called a joke tho

    • @yizao9289
      @yizao9289 3 роки тому

      Marz but it’s a joke tho

  • @jessefleming1421
    @jessefleming1421 2 роки тому

    Thanks for the tip on the zucchini!

  • @MegaMGstudios
    @MegaMGstudios 6 місяців тому

    Adam really gave me a whole new appreciation for tongs and wooden spoons

  • @ramean6930
    @ramean6930 4 роки тому +5534

    “Why I wipe my toilet paper, NOT my ass”

  • @Sglagoomio
    @Sglagoomio 8 місяців тому +1

    Can’t wait for “Why I Butter My Air, NOT My Steak”

  • @rinleez
    @rinleez 8 місяців тому +1

    Chimney starter is really a lifechanger. Amen.

  • @rel2707
    @rel2707 3 роки тому +2109

    “Why i clean the soap, not my hands”

    • @ashfaqalve1423
      @ashfaqalve1423 3 роки тому +13

      corona wants you, you don't want one

    • @cannonball7850
      @cannonball7850 3 роки тому +7

      clean the soap With your hands

    • @sunasday
      @sunasday 3 роки тому +7

      “Why I flavor my table not my steak”

    • @yeetoky3361
      @yeetoky3361 3 роки тому +7

      "why i wash the water, not my hands"

    • @cannonball7850
      @cannonball7850 3 роки тому +4

      YeetoKy just wash the water with soap using your hands

  • @theodove6620
    @theodove6620 3 роки тому +3544

    “Why I cook my kids, not their food.”

    • @prod.classix219
      @prod.classix219 3 роки тому +147

      im dead bro
      much like his kids

    • @Portalcrafter
      @Portalcrafter 3 роки тому +26

      r/cursedcomments
      Don’t r/ihavereddit me, I know I’m a redditor.
      Edit: I’m not a redditor anymore

    • @prod.classix219
      @prod.classix219 3 роки тому +69

      @@Portalcrafter i would rather peel off the skin on my eyelids than read that comment again holy fuck.

    • @user-wf3yz4wh9t
      @user-wf3yz4wh9t 3 роки тому +37

      @@Portalcrafter holy that was cringy, wtf went through your head when you wrote that?

    • @Portalcrafter
      @Portalcrafter 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-wf3yz4wh9t idk

  • @ligmaballs2022
    @ligmaballs2022 2 роки тому +51

    Would discourage using a wire brush to clean the grill grate. A single wire can end up in the food you're eating and can cause a lot of problems down the line that I cannot name. There is one episode of 'Diagnose Me' that explains this perfectly. I would also suggest you use a product like the 'Grill Floss'

  • @OriginCorey
    @OriginCorey 2 місяці тому

    Mr. Ragusea 🙋🏼‍♂️
    My dad always told me you never want to have any black charcoal in the grill when you cook. Im sure you just did that for the sake of filming but in the future, you should try having all the coals grey and red hot before cooking! Has always served me well 🤙🏼

  • @hnjmlr3316
    @hnjmlr3316 4 роки тому +2441

    "why I married the priest not my fiance..."

    • @misanamutual
      @misanamutual 4 роки тому +27

      Hol up

    • @p.phann_
      @p.phann_ 4 роки тому +11

      Relatable

    • @pianoboi4842
      @pianoboi4842 4 роки тому +20

      Why I jump out of the pool and then swim

    • @1sainttropez
      @1sainttropez 4 роки тому +3

      @@pianoboi4842 I'm currently using nasa's space technology and outerspace views of earth and i still cant find the person that asked

    • @breadburner7276
      @breadburner7276 4 роки тому +1

      exuse me wtf

  • @carlosspicy-wiener6727
    @carlosspicy-wiener6727 4 роки тому +709

    I actually eat the steak raw then eat hot coal, and then I inject the seasoning intravenously.

  • @ValleySubRailfan4643
    @ValleySubRailfan4643 2 роки тому +1

    And now I find myself watching Adam on new years eve, probably the best guy to watch rn 🙂

  • @PolandDoge
    @PolandDoge 7 місяців тому +1

    i love watching this when im on an empty stomach on a deadline

  • @imscaredofchairs6806
    @imscaredofchairs6806 4 роки тому +2486

    I actually prefer to eat the coal, steak, butter and seasoning one by one then do backflips so everything gets incorporated properly in my stomach.

    • @bricktea3645
      @bricktea3645 4 роки тому +6

      Madlad!

    • @cactifromhi8165
      @cactifromhi8165 4 роки тому +3

      Then I shit it out and eat it again while also finishing off the zucchini.

    • @laurenarlek1208
      @laurenarlek1208 4 роки тому +11

      Fuuuuuuucking hell, you're one is the best comment, the backflips kicked me hard...

    • @uncleiroh4650
      @uncleiroh4650 4 роки тому +1

      Weep Gaming and a handful of matches

    • @theburningorange3622
      @theburningorange3622 4 роки тому +2

      Then light my self on fire

  • @SnowyKn
    @SnowyKn 3 роки тому +1292

    “Why I blow the cake, not the candles”

    • @warminecraft
      @warminecraft 3 роки тому +109

      why i blow a girl instead of getting blowed

    • @stormcuber2461
      @stormcuber2461 3 роки тому +28

      @@warminecraft that IS *CURSED*

    • @RickyRegal.
      @RickyRegal. 3 роки тому +3

      Because blowing on the candles is unhygienic because of Covid I think blowing on the cake is better.

    • @stylish_pengu
      @stylish_pengu 3 роки тому +8

      the cake is cumming you said "huh this is weird until you realize the cake is your sister...

    • @imjustice6866
      @imjustice6866 3 роки тому

      Underrated comment

  • @ThePatrixin
    @ThePatrixin 2 роки тому

    Yum, let's go inside... Best party pickup line by Ragusea

  • @graizen6190
    @graizen6190 Рік тому +1

    Content like this is why I subscribe before watching the video

  • @zainwtf1234
    @zainwtf1234 3 роки тому +2701

    “Why I Eat The Seasoning, NOT The Steak,”

  • @lesterjohnundaloc5954
    @lesterjohnundaloc5954 3 роки тому +2791

    “Why i kill myself, not the mosquito”

  • @TheRealTargetStore
    @TheRealTargetStore 10 місяців тому +1

    Happy Four Year Anniversary of this Video!!!

  • @aerob402
    @aerob402 8 місяців тому

    i usually season the tongs so the flavor can go through the steak as i pinch it with the tongs

  • @nanoa4863
    @nanoa4863 3 роки тому +27286

    "dad, why you throwing salt to the grass"
    *I'm seasoning the cow, my son*

  • @Man-lw5ik
    @Man-lw5ik 3 роки тому +2674

    “Why I lock myself in the basement and not the children”

  • @holographicpestosauce
    @holographicpestosauce Рік тому +17

    Ayo not to get all sappy but Adam taught me a lot of the “dad tips” in the kitchen that I didn’t get to learn. super thankful for that

  • @dr70000
    @dr70000 11 місяців тому +1

    Thumbs up for demonstrating some food safety tips.

  • @deadyyyyyyy
    @deadyyyyyyy 4 роки тому +1621

    Why I flavor the air my cow is breathing, NOT the steak

    • @chenugent
      @chenugent 4 роки тому +8

      Drop Deady XDDDD

    • @kofee710
      @kofee710 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @dailymemies
      @dailymemies 4 роки тому +3

      Makes sense

    • @Kenlac92
      @Kenlac92 4 роки тому +22

      But first you must flavor the trees with proper ph balanced water to provide the best quality oxygen emissions for the cows to breathe

    • @chenugent
      @chenugent 4 роки тому +4

      Ismail Nisar not just flavour the seeds, but add a bit of white wine too

  • @michaelmallory456
    @michaelmallory456 Рік тому

    Thanks. This was the best butter ive ever eaten straight

  • @gamemight1028
    @gamemight1028 2 роки тому +2

    “Why I butter my butter, not my toast”

  • @bongosinpianos5117
    @bongosinpianos5117 4 роки тому +2610

    Next video: Why I flavor my grass instead of my cows

    • @PaperCircle
      @PaperCircle 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao

    • @valesz4140
      @valesz4140 4 роки тому +2

      I was gonna comment the same xD

    • @pleasegodno5269
      @pleasegodno5269 4 роки тому +20

      @@Hafiz100ify why I season my radioactive energy, not my sun

    • @chonkv.245
      @chonkv.245 4 роки тому +6

      Why I flavor my grill and not my steak

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 4 роки тому +6

      Why I season my nebula dust

  • @caroline5345
    @caroline5345 4 роки тому +1576

    why i season the seeds that make the grass that the cows eat instead of my steak.

    • @izzatikamila43
      @izzatikamila43 4 роки тому +77

      Don’t forget to season the dirt first and to get those extra flavors don’t forget to throw the seasoning in the air so the cows can breath seasoning instead

    • @notroncharvelle1530
      @notroncharvelle1530 4 роки тому +3

      Ms Meows facts

    • @randomadultswimcommercialt5188
      @randomadultswimcommercialt5188 4 роки тому +12

      @@izzatikamila43 I actually start by seasoning my God for maximum flavor

    • @yourenotthatguypal3483
      @yourenotthatguypal3483 4 роки тому +6

      I start by seasoning the bull’s great ancestors’ testicles to really maximize the flavoring

    • @adael8581
      @adael8581 4 роки тому +1

      Big Rod’s Big Wrecks I’m dead🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @algot34
    @algot34 7 місяців тому

    You can make a sallad with the middle part of the zucchini. No need to throw it away

  • @rhysf.505
    @rhysf.505 Рік тому

    Have you ever tried grilling with dried wood? Like just regular stuff from trees that are known to taste good after curing in the sun...I have done this with mesquite...seem to make a difference in both flavor and moisture...

  • @Randus1058
    @Randus1058 3 роки тому +1807

    "Why I burn the house, and not the fireplace."

  • @warmooze
    @warmooze 4 роки тому +1643

    "Why I Grill My Tongue, NOT My Steak"

    • @fryingpan8943
      @fryingpan8943 4 роки тому +16

      warmooze why i grill my pan, not my steak

    • @savi9749
      @savi9749 4 роки тому +13

      @@fryingpan8943 Why I grill my grill, not my steak

    • @eecho4066
      @eecho4066 4 роки тому +3

      @@savi9749 why I grill my grill, not my grill

    • @chonkv.245
      @chonkv.245 4 роки тому +3

      Why I flavor my flavor instead of my cows

    • @dcertzzz1
      @dcertzzz1 4 роки тому

      U. S. S. R. Im the 1k liker

  • @VeeeeeryDisturbing
    @VeeeeeryDisturbing Рік тому +2

    Compound butter is delicious, especially if you use bone marrow to make it

  • @apex4674
    @apex4674 2 роки тому

    i tend to season the soil in which the grass that the cows eat grows and so it'll season the cow(providing pre-seasoned meat), and the milk(providing pre-seasoned butter) 👍

    • @apex4674
      @apex4674 2 роки тому

      def how science works(dont google that)

  • @joshuankhata8741
    @joshuankhata8741 4 роки тому +5937

    Next vid:
    Why I inject garlic and rosemary into my bloodstream instead of seasoning my steak

    • @straydog6766
      @straydog6766 4 роки тому +27

      @Joshua Nkhata lmao 😂👌

    • @damien1781
      @damien1781 4 роки тому +25

      lmao this guy confuses me but I wouldn’t be shocked if he did that lmao

    • @aquado8737
      @aquado8737 4 роки тому +82

      Actually I insert the herbs into my anus to speed things up

    • @aquado8737
      @aquado8737 4 роки тому +13

      Darr3n gam3s Actually the blood spices things up

    • @egSmith-sp9gl
      @egSmith-sp9gl 4 роки тому +28

      @@aquado8737 I've tried it but I found the herbs taste like shit !!!!

  • @keith_hudson
    @keith_hudson 2 роки тому +8

    Looks delicious. I would get an insta read thermometer. The difference between 150 and 160 is huge and I don't see how anyone could accurately feel the difference. The best grill masters in the world use thermometers. If anyone could feel the doneness of a steak, it would be them.

  • @suppe3181
    @suppe3181 8 місяців тому

    i season my knife so i can get the seasoning on the edges of the steak when i cut it

  • @parallelalpha
    @parallelalpha 4 роки тому +3146

    Also this guy: Why I lube the hole and not the pole.

  • @yvngmal617
    @yvngmal617 4 роки тому +1873

    Me: Sees the title
    My mind: *Ah shit, here we go again*

    • @salahaddin1890
      @salahaddin1890 4 роки тому +5

      Diego Marcen hhhhh yeah he never learns a lesson

    • @_jeswin
      @_jeswin 4 роки тому +2

      Underrated

    • @brucelee7283
      @brucelee7283 4 роки тому

      why I season my oxygenated charcoal, not my steak

    • @shuckle3775
      @shuckle3775 4 роки тому +1

      Me: sees this overused format
      Me: *Ah shit, here we go ag*- oh wait

    • @decadebuild6486
      @decadebuild6486 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @hungryutkarsh
    @hungryutkarsh Рік тому

    Legend has it he still has these steaks fresh in the oven.

  • @James2210
    @James2210 Рік тому

    Old newspaper works great for the chimney too

  • @dafinsrock379
    @dafinsrock379 4 роки тому +2693

    "Please salt the carton NOT the fries"
    "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

    • @fubuki899
      @fubuki899 4 роки тому +9

      Perfection

    • @DonovanLeach
      @DonovanLeach 4 роки тому +3

      This is my favorite one

    • @nutmalone5527
      @nutmalone5527 4 роки тому +5

      Holy fucking shit this the first i have ever seen a westerner use the word carton, nice

    • @slowmotionbetterthannomotion.
      @slowmotionbetterthannomotion. 4 роки тому

      nutmalone m i l k c a r t o n

    • @SCP--rj8hm
      @SCP--rj8hm 4 роки тому +1

      I think you mean "We serve food here, sir" by....

  • @shreyas5194
    @shreyas5194 3 роки тому +4764

    "Why i do my teacher, not the homework "

  • @AlbornozVEVO
    @AlbornozVEVO Рік тому +4

    for those without a wire brush, clean the grills with half of an onion. no weird taste; the fire will take care of that and worst case scenario you'll get a sweet caramelized scent.

    • @EpicSword28
      @EpicSword28 Рік тому

      A wire brush shouldnt be used in the first place. It is really dangerous.

  • @thelungilife6057
    @thelungilife6057 5 місяців тому

    Add vegetable oil to the paper towels in the kindling - get extra quick, hot charcoal.

  • @akoskosztolanyi7290
    @akoskosztolanyi7290 4 роки тому +4834

    i eat my toilet paper so it wipes on the way out

  • @NatV1
    @NatV1 3 роки тому +1974

    “Why I kill myself, Not my enemies.”

  • @chanelname1185
    @chanelname1185 2 роки тому

    you know i have NEVER had or tried flavored butter i should try making it!

  • @Misterr00993
    @Misterr00993 2 роки тому +1

    I prefer adding the seasoning inside the bulls balls I really enjoy that evolved *flavor*

  • @ifusionstixs8090
    @ifusionstixs8090 4 роки тому +1740

    This guy is just asking to be memed

    • @crackjdd9295
      @crackjdd9295 4 роки тому +105

      @BAGEL FART "Why I beat my hand not my meat"

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 роки тому +71

      @BAGEL FART "why I molest the priest, not the kids"

    • @thenixaless7493
      @thenixaless7493 4 роки тому

      Truly

    • @GoDUsopp-zp8os
      @GoDUsopp-zp8os 4 роки тому +1

      iFusionStixs
      You want to experience the manufacturer and not the product..

    • @schwegburt3002
      @schwegburt3002 4 роки тому

      That was the point of the title it seems.

  • @vortex-gaming9017
    @vortex-gaming9017 4 роки тому +1066

    I actually season my cow before it gets butchered to get that extra flavour

    • @Hurricane_Tim
      @Hurricane_Tim 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @4billion338
      @4billion338 4 роки тому +2

      Too underated

    • @wallyfm123
      @wallyfm123 4 роки тому +21

      v CRAVKHEADBOB it’s underrated because it’s stolen from another video.

    • @vortex-gaming9017
      @vortex-gaming9017 4 роки тому

      Huh

    • @tam3758
      @tam3758 4 роки тому

      @@wallyfm123 Ah you read all the comments? A man of culture aswell

  • @oasky6793
    @oasky6793 Рік тому

    good lord that looks so good